excuse me… ma fud.. where iz it?
da serviz in dis place iz nawt sew gud.
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Ai haz a hongree
Haha, I love this cat just chillin’ at his bar.
congarats on ur fabulous nawt second annipuss!
*gives you lots of nom cheezburgers*
Thx Stephy, Ai haz juss finisht a layt lunsh, an Ai doan’t fink Ai cud eet anuvver fing!
Iz lunch tymez……. NOAW!
The chef is still finishing the salmon sauz, but we will bring out the cheezburger at oncz, sir!
Ai has de elbows off de tablez. pleese to feed now?
Ceelin Kat, we fankz d fr teh fud we iz abowt 2 reseev….
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Ehnee taim nao.
Mye order iz:
Anchovee appertizer
Burreetoe – dubble meet & cheez
Cheezburger!
D…
Dubblol cheezburger
Eggstry Cheez on deh Cheezburger
Fry deh Cheezburger, plz
G…..
Grrrridl tuna
Halibut, sauteed in budder
Jelleed eels
K. . .
Kurds and beefs
Lublee cheezburger
Moar cheezburger!
Nudder cheexburger!
Oranj cheez, nawt poyson
P…
Pi, cheezburger kind
Quality gushy fuds
Rodent souflay
s….
Sum yummy noms!
Tew has maor cheezburgers pls!
Ummnomnom
Very nummy noms
Xsellent cheezburger noms
Yummy Noms!
Zaklee wut ai wantid: Cheezburger!!!
Ohai Janet!
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Yew may beh gettin yr fortoon fur fowndin da relijun ub CC–dere beh a troll dat is up tew elebenty tyms elebenty tyms elebenty munnies fur usin da troll rode ( (goin bak tew “Hurry! *Git Up*” lol), sew…. soon as we kollex from da troll, we hab wondermaus ekonomee in Cheezland, an mahbeh haz munnies tew make yew yr forchoon!
Awww!!! looks just like MY kitty!
Though she would never be so polite!
Mines neither! Esme would be haranguing me wif her “I-want-dinner-NOW” meow: “Ma-ghee! Ma-GHEE!” At dinnertime I sometimes calls her “Maggie McGee” because it’s whut she says.
She calls me “Stoopy Hoomin.’
Doan dey awl? “Stoop hoomin” beh hao awl da kittehs cawls us.
dat, or ‘phlonquais’….
troo, dat! Ohai Leeza! hao yew beh? Mah puter desided ai beh habben tew much funs lass nite… an krasheded.
Butt et beh werkin dis moarnin
Wii see dat!!1!!! u bin awl aber deh plais… did u git deh troll tu pay up??? her b habbing deh hissy fitz dis morning…..
*ponders..
I wunder wut her problum b?
mebbee hur panteez got awl twisted up??
Is teh too bads that Maus isn’t here to give her a nice, brisk debriefing. Sounds like it would does her a whirled of gud.
ohai LCB!
Did u end up hassing a gud crissmus?
U seemd to liek teh present GP gived u….
Um, u still has a littul paté rite…there.
O hai! Yes, it ended up being a relaxifying holiday. I dint has to drive all day in teh bad weathers and I talked wif my fambly on teh phone, including a vry long conversation wif teh angry brudder, who is rly working hard on not being angry. I is trying to halp wif that. My mommeh, who was sad at first that I wasn’t gonna be there, ended up saying that it was teh nice havening a small celebration insted of teh big, all-out, angst-ridden fambly command preformance. Well, not in so many words, but u gets my drift.
And yes, GP gived a nice prezzie, even if he eated most of it. I spose itz teh thot that counts. I dids like teh fronsch fuds and teh wiskies. U knoes, when I buyed grosheries teh other day I buyed some Guinness and a bottlol of shampers and maded some of those black velvet thingies. Not too bad. Want one?
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* cownts bonus munnies *
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won, elebenty, seben, hunnert… yesh yesh, lukks liek juss enuff tu hire a Phlonquais ob mai own fur a weeeeeek weeeeek weeeeek oar so…
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* scampers off tu prepare adbert fur gnu phlonquais *
Silly phlonquais. I didn’t say “all” I sed “most”. Although my burgular suit is fitting a little bit titer today for some reason.
And I still has crumbs in my hares.
Whut? mebbeh Mick warshed eet onna tu hot cyclol adn eet shwinked? mebbeh…
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Adn ai cleened teh hares hutch out yesserdai! iffn dey steel has teh crumbs is nawt mai fawlt, aifinkso…
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pfftebberyfingisalwaismaifawlt
ooh yes!
Do u drink them in a floot, or a regulolar glass?
*holds owt both, justincase*
I used a 16-oz glass. I tried to do teh float thingy so teh shampers and guinness would layer, but if they dids it was hard to tell because my drinking glasses is teh pretty cobalt bloo. It tasted good mixted anyways.
*pores shampers in floot and guinness in reggaler glass, gives leeza atwo
drinking strawrs, trusting she’ll knoes whut to does wif them*
Ohai leeza! Is best inna pint glass, rly.
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As wib awl mixed dwinks, yu has tu pour teh most fizzy nawt sekkund so plz tu pour 1/2 pint ob Shampers in pint glass. Otay, nao pour Draft Guinness (from can is otay) intu otter half pint glass and let settle, otay? Nao, plz tu pour settled guinness ober shampers berry slowly intu pint glass et voila!
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Iffn yu do eet teh otter wai rownd oar yu try tu pour guinness rite awn tawp ob shampers eet normerly splodes – DO NAWT WANT!
That’s whut I has: teh pint and half-pint pub-type glasses. Just in teh cobalt blue, because I likes how pretty that color is.
Here’s a question about something simular. Sometimes when teh boyfrent and I goes out to a certain place to eat, I gets a black-and-tan. Of coarse it is nicely separated because they knoes how to does it. My question is: Is u sposed to stir it before drinking or just let it mix as u drink it?
My TTI ancestors neglectified to hand this informations down.
Uff! Stoopy bartenders!
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Is nawt posed tu be teh seperate! Wib Black adn Tan teh Guinness is teh most fizzy so yu shud pour taht nawt sekkund, let eet settlol adn den pour teh bottlol ob Brown Ale awn tawp so eet awl mixyfies before yu dwink eet, yesh.
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* has a surprised such a tradishunal old TTI dwink exist in Merica *
GP, there’s more than a few pubs here. one place in Fort Worth has Belhaven……on tap.
Whut, u thinks we is teh ignerint heer? There is many peeps in teh merica wif teh Irish haretage, and even moar whut has a pretenshus. Either way, there is many Irish pubs around where I libs (which, granted, is a major metropolitan area) and these pubs is close to whut I rembers from my travels in teh TTI and teh Ireland.
no, no ob corse yu is nawt teh ignerint – adn ai nose yu has lawts ob pubs adn TTI-liek haretage… is just wen ai wus a littlol piggeh eben den Black adn Tan wus a berry old dwink dwunk ownlee bai berry old ppls.
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O wayt…
Oooooh, Belhaven! I members dat frum collij daze. Iz most nummiferous.
Watch urself, piggeh. Is not too late to revoke that bonus, u knoews.
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hmm ai is nawt so inneressing tu watch, akshully. Aifinkso ai shud go du sumfing else, uh huh, yesh!
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* scampers awf waiving littlol paw *
*shakes fist at retreeting piggeh, but smiles a little too*
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But – mai odder haff iz pyoor jerman.
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Awl mai haretages seem to want to fite wif wun anudder awl teh taim.
Teh only solution is for all haretages to has a drink together.
Wud yoo pleez pore mee sum ov taht Blak Vevetee thing???
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An hao VERREE NICE ov GP to giv us teh lessons awn hao to maek these proprurrlee! Ar frenz will be SOOO impresst, ai think!!
*pores Janet a black velvet thingy*
Ohai Janet! Fank yoo fur ur kynde wurds teh otter dai. Ai is feline bedder todai!
Wii can has teh BEREE strong winds taht yoo hadded last nite.
Ai has teh Eyerish Catlick n Ingerlish Prodestant haretij. Teh sparks fly!
*pores DK a black velvet thingy to extinguish teh sparks*
Why fank yoo, LCB! Just what teh
poaparchbiship ordered!oooo, careful wit de black velvets, too much innat situation and sparks become conflag…conflo….con..rats, beeg-beeg bonfire.
I readed somewhares that teh effects of teh guinness goes like this:
Jocose
Verbose
Bellicose
Comatose
ooohooo, that’s a good one LCB. must remember.
:snerk:
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*giglols*
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BWAHAHAHA
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*wyps awai tears ub lafftur*
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Troo, LCB! Wudda dun!
O, BTW, BDM, I called Dr. TinyCat’s offis on Friday, on teh chance that they was open. They was and they gived me my blud test results so I didn’t has to waqit any moars.
Guess whut? I has blud! Whut? U knoewed that alreddy? Oh, yeah, I guess u dids. But teh gud noos is that there is no bad noos! They was just calling to tell me that. I was so used to my other Dr. TinyCat, who only calls if it’s bad noos, so I was teh worried. They even sayed my lolesterol was “perfect”! Yay!
Of coarse, they taked my bluds before GP’s prezzie. I’ll bet after that feast things is teh diffrent.
Oh, dat be da wondermaus, LCB!! Ai haz a big happi fur yew!
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An yesh, mahbeh dat be different after pinnygig’s pressie, butt dat beh da gud, tew!!
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*duz happi dans dans dans fur LCB’s gud gnus!*
Thx. I hadda axe them if they was teh sure, because my name is siumlar to a common name and teh nurse called me by teh common name when she readed my results. I wanted to be teh sure that I wasn’t getting someone else’s gud noos.
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Mon Dieu!
{{{GP}}} OHAI, pinnygig!
{{{BDM}}} Ah Bonjour! ca va?
*psst* pinny gig. LCB nom nawt be common. Beh SYMILAR tew da common. Dere beh a differens, aifinkso
Ai beh da well! Hao yew beh, GP?
oui, oui, je suis le otay… mais, je suis fatigue!
Sowree yew beh sufferin frum da fatigues… it beh the hazard ub the lolidais, aifinkso
*pores a black velvet thingy for BDM*
FANGS, LCB! *drinx da blak velvet thingie*
*goes to luk at teh troll*
I mite be takin my leif in my hands here… but… I understand wut Juliet iz saying. She dint say it as nicelee as she cud have, but… sometimes peeps do go sew heavy on teh lolspeek that it becoms less liek fun and more leik a chore to try and desigh fur it.
*runs and hides*
Aw…. donut go and hide…. kum oawt and play!!!!
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I haz nutz fur u. Pecanz and walnutz and filbertz adn almondz adn Brazil nutz.
*fastilee grabs teh nutz and goes to hide them in a safe plase*
I didnot read whut teh troll rited, but I agrees that it does take a little effort to read some peeps’ messages. Mostimes it’s teh worth it, tho. I looks at it like this:
*poses*
No, srsly, is teh nice that peeps can express themselfs how they want and still be part of teh funs. Trolls can express themselfs how they wants, but mostly they is not looking to be part of teh funs. Pore, misguided trolls. *slow, sad, hedshake*
I agrees.
Sometimes their wurst mistaek is not sayin things niselee and respeckfullee. A lot of tiems, ifinkso tehy mite has a poynt but they’r so nastee about it no one wants to take teh time to halp them. And I is one of those ‘no ones’ myselfs.
*shakes hed*
*wonders whose hed she shaked*
*points to telltale ring of crumbs below hed*
Da stewpid insultin troll beh bak. *sigh*
Hur da grouchy one too….ai tolded hur tu beh nice, you did guud job wif her, BDM.
*sigh* Teho wuz SOO gud wif teh trolls. He sed simplee – don’t feed them. Best awl around just to ignore them. an I’m so shur he wuz rite.
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But it can bee verree hard. Teh tem ptashun to speek iz strong. . .
Dere be noes need tew beh da hydin… awn occasion ai has kum bak tew see a post dat ai put ud and finx… “WTH was ai say-in?”
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Ai usuallee takes dis tew beh dat ai need tew nawt try tew make EBREE Werd LOLspeek.
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An LCB has da troo… moast tymes, it beh wurf da efforts tew beh readin it!
Where??? Where wuz this trollee thing going awn? Ai wud laik to see it.
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an yoo ar rite, leez-b – sumtaims it iz hard to reed. We must awl bee careful, purrhaps, nawt to go too far.
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BUT – sum ov teh moast BRILLIANT an interesting an funny thing eber ritten here were reelee hard to reed – at furst – but wuz SOOOO werthwile. Brilliant werd play an moast intersting way to uze the Ingerlish langwidge. And that iz waht sum do so verree well! Mary O’Spockn fur wun. . .an ov corse, gibbocat.
Is on hurry, git up lol….
Thanks, kk5!!
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Befoar we loast teh voating burgerz, ai wuz a troll fiter wif mai pitchfok!!
Janet da brave!!!
Is troo! Janet let a pitchfork be her umbrella.
Ohai, cween! Fangs yew agin fur tellin dat troll tew pay fur usin da troll rode.
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No, troll did nawt pay up yet… butt ai beh keepin an eye owt fur who be poasting… (ai reelee nawt tryin tew fill up da hole fing mahsalf!) an nawt sean her agin. O wall… iffn she stawp bean da mean and angree onna board, den ai gess eats wurf et.
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Ai donot noes whai peeps get awl owtta sorts fur hour habbin da funs, but dey donot seems tew realize dat et beh dere ishoo, nawt hours.
I noes….. Dey telling us tu stop deh lolspeek, az if telling us tu due sumefing will make it happen…… dat so silly… fur starterz day haz no kuntrol over how mai finnerz hitting deh keyz….. sumtimez I duzn’t eben havb kuntroll over dem… dey goez round smakking keeyz i din’t meen fur tehm tu hitting…
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adn den, tu spekt us tu live tu meet theire standardz … well, tahtz just silly!!! I gotta tell ya, I duzn’t wurry dat much bowt how peepz i duzn’t noez live dheir livez….. I haz nuff tu due keeping trakk uv maiself.
Anom, cween! Yew beh da wyz!
*nods nods* Ai nawt lissen tu husbin, much less tu da trolls!
Afterawl – we live heer! This iz ar langwige. Ar O’Fishul langwigde! Ov CORSE we speek it heer. Hoo wud go to Frawnce an say “hao stoopee – wai ar awl these peepl speeking Fronsch!” ??
Ai agrees…an den sum ub dem trolls is sew rood, callin names an fings. We had one once dat started owt liek dat, but noe name callin, an den hur jes confused an turn owt tu beh nice bout it. Iz hard tu nawt sez sumfin wen dey is da meen. Ai trys tu ignore mos ub dem, but sumtiems ai sez sumfin!!
oh noes!
u dint get teh virus did u?
Noes, no birus…
just tryin tew dew tew mush… 
Speekin ub da virii… Spybot Search and Destroy haz sum updayts as resentlee as 12/23… iffn yew use dis, mite beh gud idea tew updayt yr soffwares
I used teh Spybot on 12/25, so I guess I gotted teh updates!
dis is soooo kyoooooot!!!
is you weerin ur chrg?
weels ober da CCC and hanz owt Chicken Head Rubber Glubs, purplol, juss tew beh shur…
remindz me of teh oldest one (What’s delaying my diner?)
Dat remindz me to
Tukkseedo Kitteh
iz moar dan dresst 4 Nomz. Breeng
awn t3h Cheezburgrz!!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
habz wyte vest, glubz and spatz wyle
Beeg Gye habz Tee~Shurt!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
smellz deelishuss aroamaz.
Wawntz Nom Nomz ryte naow!
Jack.
Guud one Jack! Well dressed kitteh shuld nawt hab tu wayte!!
oh SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *thud*
purrfecktlys pricelss pikture!!!!
Oh noes!! Iz yu okai, catamist? *piks catamist off da floor an puts in comfy chare wif floofy cheezmap blankee an a hot chokklit* Yu hit da floor pritty hard, an bin down der a long tiem!
Wayturr! Where’s mah noms? Iz been more den a half hour, an nawt even bredstix. Less teh kichun iz on fyre (and not in a good way), yur tip is shrinkin, Aifinkso!
Eskooze me, cud plz has musserd?
An a salid?
Hey, it’s me
And I can’t get myself to go away…
*snkrs* Werebber yu goes, der yu iz!!
Ohai, KK.
Ackshully, iz a line from a song Rob & I were singing earlyur.
Oh, aifinks mine frum old bumper stikkur!
I goddit from Buckaroo Banzai meself.
Ohai, Dan.
Did you go to Whataburger last night/this morning?
nah, went home, ate a lean-pocket, read for a bit, went ta sleep
Hope you got more sleep than I did.
It was going on 5:00 a.m. when I finally got to sleep, then woke up around 9:00. Pleh.
Sleep deprivation is nawt a pretty thing.
I saw where y’all were talking about Black & Tans up thred.
I usta make them, during my brief stint at Liquor Barn.
Do you have access to youtube?
If so, look up Marc Ryan, comedian. He’s a southern comedian and is HILARIOUS!
I think not.
*poof!*
*pownses awn teh dawn key*
Happeh Gnu Yeer, Kafleen!!! Schmoo!
*exists agin juss long enuff too hug 4.5*
*runs in 2 hug dawn key befores she disappeers*
{{{{{{{kafleeeeeeeen!}}}}}}}
*pores donkey a black velvet thingy before she disamappears again*
Oh noes!! Ware am ai?
If onlee dat werked.
Teh serbis in dis restrant be teh awfull!
Must be Mater D’s playc.
Wel, Kitteh: teh reesun foar yuur cheezburger deelay:
yuu hadded rekwestid a wiskee sauer tuu bees serbed alaoung wif yuur meel;
Teh waitur bees haouldyng yuur i.d. up tuu teh lite; hims ar chekking iyt aowt wif a suhspishesniss;
hims finks iyt ar a faike, becuz yuu duz nawt luuk twenny-wun!!!
I iz 28 in hoomin years
Hmmmm; mebbee yuu shuud teyll teh waitur, D.R.!!!!
deer kitteh,
on ebay XD
luv, mai compooter
lul, he’ll eet teh h00manz
LoL, itz trying to be human
LOL me cat sits like that too!