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MONKEYS Never turn your back on them
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Luk behyned u!
Conga-rats awn teh singlol tawp spot, Annipuss!
Wut wud u lyk foar teh sillybraysuns?
Ai aer juss goin 2 get mai ebenin meel, so a napperry teef wud be gud, thx!
Congs rats tu yu, annipuss fur da nawt second! Wuld yu liek sum hot chokklit or hot buttered rum?
mmmmm…
uh, or
rrrrrrrrrrr…. rum!!!!
Lets awl hab sum! *pours hot butterd rums fur ebbrybuddy* Mmm, nummy!!
*blows on teh rum to cool it a bit*
How wuz ur krissmus, kk?
It was bery nice! Ai gots tu see dotter, son and grandson. We had tu leeb eerly cuz it started tu snow reel big an dey close up da roads up der. Husbin had tu wurk friday, but stil wuz nice tu sees da kids an meh an sisteh got tu gib Mom da qwilt we maded fur hur. We awl cried wen hur opend it, an awl da husbins cleerd da ruum! How wuz yours?
ok… as well as can be xpected…
most of teh famly gets along ok, and teh cantankeruss ones were not feelin cantankeruss, so that was teh gud.
*wispers*
I still has a batch of cookees I hasta make tho.
Famblee gits along pretty guud, we agreed tu nawt discuss pollytiks, so dat helpd. Den mai grandpa was der, him 94 now..ebbryone behaved bery well, aifinkso!! Why hab tu mek cookees now?
itz a speshul kind taht’s my sister’s favrit, I dint get to and she was disappointed… ackshully I alreddy have teh doh made, just gotta roll em, rap em and bake em.
Itz shortbred rapped around a candied cherree.
oooh recipe………. WANT!!
Meh tu! Dat sound guud! Iz yu mekkin enuff fur awl ub us, leeza?
*luuks hopeful*
really?
Tehy is a pain in teh *, fare warning…
But tehy is gud.
Ifinkso maybe I cud emayo it to teh cween to pass on to u?
*finks*
guess maybe I shud try to get on teh cheezfrends thing…
nah, ai duzznt goes der innymore……… tew mini emeows tew keep up wif an lots ob sad stories
yew cud send to jamclaughlin at teh comcast dot net
Jkitty, is yur snows melted yet?
*jots down info*
will try to get it to u sometime this week!
otay, fanks-
yesh, KK4, ish meltin awai wif teh rain! wuz pritty but peeps wuz gettin mad!!
has yew started to read teh nawt second book yet?
whoa, you awreddy took’d down da Christmuss decormashuns on yr abatarz? i nebber got a round tuit for to use da otter wun you sented me…
ai noes………t’was a cyoot littel kitty…….lukked cyoot onna gifty tags ai made
Ohai! {{JK & KK4}} hao yu awl? Wii haz noe snow ani moar but wuz up awl nite wit tornado sirens goin’ uff an sixty mph wins..Nao wii habin sea veer thunder stormz. *grumblin dat neber a gud day ani moar*..
oh noes, CCR, are yew otay? dan nawt sounds gud!!!
okay ai go pway sumwere else fur a wile..yu awl hab gud dae.
Iz otay..but dis commitz pg slowr den mole lasses en Jan.
nawt january yet…….. mus be awl teh peeps home frum werks…… playin an slowin stuffs down.
C.rose!! Ebbrytiem ai finds yu on heer yu goes away!! Frend ub husbin jes came by tu gib him a car part so ai wuz gone fur awhile….
Wii hab basemint fur saffty..hoaws yu doin?
*sighs* He stand in doorway an tells meh bout sum kinna enjin fing dat ai noes nuffin bout, an let in da cold air.
Ai doin okai, how bout yurself? Sound cold owt der!
we can haz meltin snow!! den ebbrywun can get out an shop!! aifinkso dats wai dems wuz mad at teh city peeps who sposed tew keep roads cleeer…. sumtimes yew can onleee dew so much!!!
oh KK4, plz tell ush awl bout teh injin part!!
Hay iz otay..Ai jus go mak lol an den chek bac eber tin oar fipteen mens. Ai nawt go fur loong tiem..
Ai gonna moov tu bottom uf thred so we gots more room!!
Dey dood dat tu us cuz dey NEED tu fweel stup..supe..smrrt.
U awl hab gud cris mause? Yu git gud stuf?
Dey jus nawt kno dey iz nawt so mush moar den us..dey jus fink dey da MAN..ha
ai gots gud stuffs………. CCR, we muved tew bottom ob page where we can haz more room……..c’mon down!
Whack a hoomin in 3…2…1….
i dunnoooo. luks like mole 2 meh…
wacka wacka wacka!
Ohai, ibk!
Hao u doin?
ohai!!
i toadilly gud! we has a warm wevvers heer in ohaio. berry weerd!
So gud to see yu, IBK! Wher’s yu been?! R yu bak fur gud nao?
ohai mah ambercat!!
iz benn postin on da cheezfrenz fingy.
i hopeso i plays moar on da ichc corse i misses mah frenz!
sum time i wunners mah older frenz iz still heer: teho, stend, medicated maiden, manfred mom…
…an wii shud noe awl abaout tihs kawz wii iz munkiiz arselvz.
Wee nevur shooda gived them thums
Let da floggins begin!
Is tehy free, or iz tehre a charge for teh floggins?
Aifinks dey costs one banana!
R u handling teh bookings?
*pulls owt clippybord* Ai bee takin names fur da floggins!
ifinkso I shud only hafta pay a 1/2 a bannana upfront, and tehn teh other half on compleshun of teh job.
Dat highlee unusyal…normelee da floggers gits paid up frunt. Dey nawt lieks tu flog an nawt git da hole banana once da floggin iz obber. *luuks concernd*
Ai will chek.
a fousan monkees, a fousan typariters n … 1 monkee wif 1 stick …
Munkees fur almos luuk liek him waring a dinneh jakkit!
u give them opposable fumbs.. and they is capable of anything!
Hairless, pink, monkey about to be subjugated by sooperiour intelliginze.
Wen da Munkees broke up, Mickey went terribly rong sumware.
An he still cant plai teh drumz
*snkrs* Mebbe him trys tu play hoomin drum!
*Ahem* Claym-to-faym alert!
Mai Mummeh yuse to werk wiv teh big sister ob Davey Jones ob Teh Monkees! She wus a nersry teecher wen mai Mummeh wus a Reesepshun teecher – tehy had a deel; Mai Mummeh wud cleen awl teh stinky bums an “aksidents” if Davey’s sis cleened up teh pyook!
Eeewww, Ai aer glad Ai nebber got 2 be a teechur!
Ai’s glad a teeched teh bigger kids – tehy maek a biigah mess, but yu can maek tehm cleen tehmselfs up!
when yer target audience is pre-K through 6th grade……ya see it all, and ya jus’ hope it doesn’t foul yer equipment.
dus tend to leev stayns awn teh seets an eben werse smells in teh awditororiorium!
and when ya got two more shows that day…..things can get rather grim.
Ohai, Leeza!
Has u been awn ur hike yet?
Dint get to go. It was all foggy and rainy and teh people I was going wif baileyd out. *sigh*
Iz foggy n rainy heer too. Ai hadded brunch wif mai sister adn mai fabrit neese. Wuz gud girlee thyme!
sounds nise!
u feelin better todays?
Yash yash ai yam, fanks! Despite teh wevvers. Mai sister adn mii R planning a liddel New Yeer’s Ebe dinner partee, adn mai “bebbeh” bruvver n wyfe n 2 kidlets R heer fur a phew days, adn ail will see mia fabrit nephew tomorrow.
Maybee ai will eben get motibated to do sum tredmill todai.
AUGH! I hate monkeys! D:
Monkee seez monkee dooz….doin it rite! Dis hyoomin desurbs 2 b hitz bai teh monkee! Wen teh monkeez don wanna ridez teh lil bike, teh hyoomin hitz hims wiv teh stix. Nao is paybak tiem!
Ai wunner wat, xactlee dat guy iz doin der? ai nawt kin tell. Seem liek him gots a munkee on da ground fur sum reeson. Mebbe he needs a beatin wif a stik!
Ai HATEZ munkeez! Scaree!!
An sum peeps habs dem fur pets! Ai kinna imajin a worstest pet…dey cute an awl, but, dey kin bite, need diapers, climb awl obber da place…like a super dooper hyper 2 year old wif hair an tayle!
i finkso peeps hate hao munkees frow da .. mm.. whuts nice wurd 4 dat?
kerdoodley.
butt iff u gibs dem toyz mebbe dey frows toyz insted da yukky stuffs.
juss sayin…
(i finkso dey kyewt.)
(corse i duzzint has a munkee. i has enuff da trubbels wiff all kittehs, goggeh, bunneh an ferznet…!!)
kerdoodley????
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LOL! hadn’t herd that one before!!
*Maus comes scampering in*
*Gives Leeza a big SQUEEEEEZE*
Hello, I must be going!
Catch you guys next week…
*Scampers back to The Maus Hole*
*Follows in, very out-of-breath*
Me too. Bye!
*comes bak in*
*delayed reackshun oooooofff!*
o man. i juss misst da maus…
an da ebil maus…
dang. me too. adn i had sum rilly nice stinkee bleu cheeeeeze to givvem.
uu, uu, uu!!
u can shayre da stinkeh cheez wiff meh. i shayres nice!
*passes sum over to ittehbittehkitteh*
shure, i haz a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge chonk sumbodee giv’d me.
fanksu sweet pea. btw, i finkso u hazza sweet name!
wot to do wif stinkee cheeze?wot todo? wot to do…

putz on spinash salad wif pears, craisins, joooshy tomatoes, adn toat’d puhcahnz.
well, i had sum stinkybloocheeeeez fr maus, but i eated it…
‘n ittehbittehkitteh halped!
yew had a hunka hunka stanky cheez?
yesh!!! BEEG hunka hunka stinkeh cheez.
nex time mebbe i puts a burger unner it…
i wantz dat burger
yew can haz mine……… *wisspurrs, duz nawt want, ewwwwww*
Da cheez haz left da bilding…
gud, wuz smellin tew high hebben!!
It almos soun like fun fing, donut? Ai jes fink bout dem pullin down da curtins, climbin on da ceilin, biting meh. Ai lieks da animals, but ai nebber wanted a munkee. Mai son had a big kingsnake fur a pet.
wo! snakes?? i likes hold dems, butt duzzint likes 2 feed sumfing 2 sumfing else… iff dey nomm da froot, i wud likes 2 have a snake.
Ai nebber wuz skard ub snakes..naybor wuz moobin an gibs snake tu son. Ai nawt liek tu hab tu feed it littlol mice. Den oneday ai heers…MOM MOM MOM ai runs intu sons bedruum an snake is gone frum its tank. We luuks an luuks, den ai finds snake laying in closet curld up by da basebord. Ai singlol mom, so ai da one dat has tu take care ub it. Da snake bout 3 1/2 feet long, so ai piks up snake behind hed an snake whips its body awl thru da air an skare me tu def! We bof decide we nawt want snake no moars, cuz wen it wuz wippin around it skare bof ub us. Ai gibs it tu guy dat work next tu meh who lubs snakes.
yoikes.
i pixt up gartre snakes b4, butt dey littel. free anna haff feets r 2 lonng 4 meh!! datsa beeg snake 4 wipps arown like dat. i no blames u gibs it up!!
It wuz da weerdest fing…ai nebber bin skard ub snakes, but wen dat snake wuz whippin its hole body thru da air, wuz liek sum kinna primal fear goes thru meh. Wuz liek pure horror. Snake hab guud home, an ai nebber want anudder one after dat xperience. Besides, yu hab tu feeds dem littlol bebbeh mousies, an dat is hard tu du.
yeah i wooldnt want 2 feed da snake i meen my ex boyfrend collected snakes i tink tats what started mi fear
Hai Jkitty, C.rose! More ruum down heer. Jkitty, ai started nawt second buuk on da drive up, but keep fallin sleep in da car. Ai hab tu du workout today on mai step machine, den ai gonna re-read wat ai red alreddy. Dis kinna buuk iz da ones dat ai lubs! Ai alreddy lubs it, ai jest needs tu start obber so awl is fresh in da brayn!!
Yu noes dat stoopy woman nebber still gibs meh bak mai buuks dat ai loand hur las summer!! Was da hole Kim Harrison, Rachel Morgan series. Ai hab a agree wif hur. Ai tolded hur ai needs dem bak! Aifinks yu wuld likes dem, Jkitty.
no way to gettem frum her??? ai can put mai nomocle on an puff on mai pipe an hep yew trakker down!!!
Xcellent, mai deer Jkitty!! Her wife ub sum guy dat Roy used tu wurk wif, dey came obber a few tiems, we goes tu da wedding, den, nuffin…crickets….Roy losted der phone #, an he sez him tired ub meh kvetchin bout mai buuks. Him gonna be more tired wen ai has tu buy dem awl agin, aifinkso!!
himz nawt ‘member teh otter himz name??
oh gud, wen yew is dun let me noes ifit wuz gud……..ai pikked up anovver buk (ai needs like hole in hed) at costco an is berry intriging…..cawled “change of heart”… aifink gunna be gud wun….. ai haz 2 frens who trade buks wif me… after dems reedit ai will send it down
Wat kinna buuk? yay fur moar ruum tu:) BTW- Ai noe kin due da exclaymashun poeent cuz messey mai calm mints up. Soe ai duz smilee faises alot. Dey seam tu due otay…
teh wun ai gots is bout a guy on deaf row……who ‘legedly killed sum peeps… but ai alreddy has ‘spishun dat himz nawt dun it
Iz true crime story or fikshun? Ai gets hookd on da true crimes buuks sumtiems, den ai reeds one dat haunts meh sumtiems an ai gotta stops fur awhile.
ish fikshun…….. bai Jodi Picoult…….herz written quite a few buks… yew prolly red sum be4
It awl wurks fine heer, C.rose!! Dey kinna liek vampire buuks, but da heroine iz kinna liek a hunter who iz paid tu trak down da ebil ones dat hurst da hoomins. Da author is Kim Harrison. Da titles are frum old Clint Eastwood moovys…Dead Witch Walking The Outlaw Demon Wails Fist Full of Charms..etc. Iz a series, so iz better tu start wif da firstest one.
An stoopy meh, ai in guud mood, an weh tawlkin bout books, so ai loans hur all seven books!!
is Dead Witch Walkin teh nawt second wun?? (luks laik nooo wun comin out in Feb)
Aifinkso, but ai kin run tu check on da googlol. Dey iz da coolest buuks, Jkitty!
*runs tu chek*
ai haz nudder tab wif amazon.com at teh reddy!!! (amazon is mai frend!!! oh yesh)
Okai, ai finds dis on Amazon, but it seem liek ai had more den dis…
#1 Dead Witch Walking
#2 The good, the bad, and the undead
#3 Every Which way but Dead
#4 Fistfull of Charms
#5 For a few Demons more
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I noes dat der few more later on, ai shure. Iz well wurf da monees, ai culd nawt wayt, so most ub mine were hardbaks.
otay!!! dead witch is walkin tew skeattle!!
hey ai haz tew go and run a fyooo errinds……..ai will be bak layter!!!
schmooooo
Oh, guud, Jkitty! Ai lubs dem buuks. In da lastest one, der wuz stone gargoyl on top ub da church dey libs in…rite at da end ub buuks him talks tu dem…ai gotta git da nextest one!!
and get this…the next one is the Outlaw Demon Wails.
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I love the books, but I just wanna smack her sometimes.
Meh tu, Dan. Ai am so hooked on doze buuks, speshlee wen Jinks cums in…but Rachel culd handle fings so much bedder…Da win was wen hur was warewoof, an turn Jinx intu hoomin size…was da win!!
Sumbody lib mi nomde plums an frist buuk awn awl pweeze an din ai sabe dem…ai noe hab paper an pen heer fur nao. awso rite mii an let mii kno how yur holidaze wuz..wii sta home an ai fex meel heer. nuffin mush but was gud. yungest got mii a bootiful yellow rose, older gurl git mii nu pear uf choos. Soe wuz gud dae.
Ai puts da titlols on yur profile, C.rose. Iz reely a series, an da new peeps come intu da series, so reely bedder tu start wif da nawt second one.
Ai gonna buy dat noo one, ai nawt cares how much trubbles ai git in fur doing it!! Hur seem tu come out wif noo one bout dat tiem ub yeer.
Kool..ai luuk fur dem et da liebray. wen yu gitz sum tiem gib mi da nomdeplum uf da frist wun, otay? iff yu kan, lib et awn mai proflye pg. soe ai kan sabe et dere. Ai lub tu reed an ai lub nu idees fur mai oon ritin’s…
**grumblol grumblol**
Frenz, I has sumfin to tayle u dat mite makes u upset.
Akkordin to my mahm, y’all nawt egg-sist!
oh but her is rite!! we is fig noootin ob teh maginashun!!!
Fig nootons? Mmmm….
If y’all is fignooton of my imadjinayshun, den I has berry aktib imadjinayshun!
Well…..dat goes wifout sayin, rhsb!!
ummmmm ai lyke beaan fig nootin..bwon an sweet
an wif kake tu
Hay C.rose, ai puts da vampire hunter buuk titlols on yur profiel page!!
Fanx yu bery mush
*cheezland yells up tu rhsb’s mom, like da who’s in whoville*
We are heer, we are heer, we are heer!!!
Shhhh!
I nawt want hur to heer u. Teh voyses mite cornfuzzlol hur.
Oh, reely. *da rebel in kk4 comes out* WE ARE HEER, WE ARE HEER WE ARE HEER !!!!!!! Ooops, ai nawt noes wat camed obber meh!
**stuffs floofy paw into KK’s mouf**
I TOLDED u to be kwiet!
Sheesh…foar sumwun dat nawt egg-sist, u shure is teh noisy!
*pfft* *spits rhsb’s floofy paw out ub mouf” *wispurrs* Ai nawt normalee meks da trubbel, yu noe….*haz urge tu yell agin, bites own paw* OUCH OUCH OUCH
Yoo nawt normalee maaeks da trubblol? HAHAHA!!!!
U shure u teh KK I knoes?
*washes face wif floofy paw* Ai nawt noes wat yu meens bai dat. *luuks frum behind floofy paw fur da mudder so kin lell sum moars*
Horton Heers a Hoo FTW!
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Can I be a Stromberrie newton insted??
*sigh*
U WUD hasta be diffrint, wuddnt cha?
And ur point is…?
Iz wun of teh reesons I lubs ya, fren.
*air kissez rhsb*
I really always has NOT wanted to do teh same thing everywon else did. Even as teh littul grrl.
so HOW did I end up in an accownting job?
*has a mystify*
I hadz teh oppozit problum. Alwayz wanted to fit in, but nebber seemed to kwite make it.
Dat way az grown-up, too.
Nao, I jes nawt gib a crap.
pfft.
I never fit in eether!
I had frends, but uv all diffrent kinds… band peepls, Honnor Societee peeples, misfitz and drama and druggies o my!
I wuz band nerd, so moast of my frenz wuz too. Nawt dat I set it owt to be dat way, wii jes spended alot of tiem togedder, iz awl.
At wun poynt, I had dated 3 of 5 tooba playurs.
Oh ladees, speekin as da first string clarinetist in da high skool marching band, wif braces an glasses….yu culd nawt pay meh nuff monees tu relib dose days!! Den ai finds out dat ai kin see wifout da glasses…den rebels big time an gits da boyfriends dat in der 20′s…still, dem wuz hard yeers!
*snicker* rhsb has brass.
*chortle* rhsb is into heavy metal?
rown, rown geddarow
I goddarown…
…teh tooba seckshun.
U sown surpryzed, Dan!
Playing a brass instrument required the player to has alot of mouth and lip control.
Wut can I say? I appresheeayted dat.
dat works, till some yutz bangs into the slide of yer t-bone and the mouthpiece impacts yer toofes. although, it is fun (insert evil giggle here) to tap the sax players inna back offa heed.
U played trombone, Dan?
**eiebrow rayzes**
Datz nuffin’!
Ai sed wood 
Teh brass section ain’t gawt nuffin awn us woodwinds.
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In the clarinet section…
Wii…um…uh…
Well…ai wunce hab tew…er…
No, wait…there wuz teh tiem ai…hmm…
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This wun tiem at band camp…
Oh neber mind.
Speshlee wen dey hab reed in der mouf tu soften it!!
I playded floot an pikkolol.
u play teh pianoh, u don’t hafta worry abowt hauling THAT around inna marchin band!
Oh, na66, ai played clarinet in da high skool band!!! Yesh, was most cool…NAWT.
IT wuz kewl, butt sadly wii were nawt.
Mai BH says datz OK.
She iz jes glad ai still hab gud embouchure.
But ai nawt egg..*sniff* ai iz reel gurl..*waaaaaah* AI IZ HEER
*wispers..em ai egg? em ai sist?*
cheezpeeps is soylent green!!!!!
*runs tu balcony liek charlton heston, wif oranj kerchief round nek*
IT’S CHEEZPEEPS, AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Jk ai gonna go..ai nede a breffin treet mint. tweel eber bodees bye fur nao
Schmoo tu yu, {{{{{C.rose}}}}}
We are da eggmans, we are da eggmans, we are da lolrus…kookookachoo!!
*gigglols*
Yu was notty girl an let yur knikkers down….
Onlee inna NB wif my speshul prezzie, KK.
O.O
Ohai {{rhsb}}} *wispers tu rhsb, pweeze tell yur mawm dat ai iz reel gurl?*
**whispurrs**
I knoes u iz teh reel. U iz awl reel.
Mahm jes nawt “geddit”, u kno?
Ai try tu xplain mai cheezland addicshun tu famblee dis yeer…*sigh* Mai dotter an two neices onlee luuk at da piks, but nebber on da commints. Ai made a few attempts tu xplain da fun, den hab nudder glass ob wine an nawt tawlk bout it noe mores. Aifinks yu geddit, or yu dont, yesh?
Aifinkso ur rite, KK.
Unless u been heer an knows wut iz lyk, iz hard to ‘asplayne.
Besydes, u guies has been moar lyk frenz tahn teh wuns I see in purrson, so ob coarse I’d rathur tawlk to y’all insted of tehm!
Meh tu, rhsb!! Ai nawt hab much IRL frends, ai kinna loner gurl, an had sum bad speriences wif frends in da past, so ai happytayl tu jes beh on mai own…den ai comes heer an hab awl kinna frends dat ai reely lieks! But hard tu splain tu civilians!!
Oh Hai, I just but rite in heer.
I sed butt 
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Mai huzbin still duzn’t unnerstanding ICHC…even tho he haz metted deh jamamamamkitty. He awlwayz sez, ‘wut u tawking bowt?’ adn “how u nowez dese peepz?” “u just tawk bowt cat pitchers?”
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Iz imp ozziblol tu splaining…
LOL!
My mahm finks wii awlaya be tawlkin abowt kittehs, too.
I like being a figmint uv ur majinashunz….. wen I reeding deh commintz i seeing deh peepz in mai mind kinda like watching deh cartoonz frum deh 50z , not deh modern cartoonz like souf park.
Ai will beh Betty Boop….ebben doh mai boop aint wat it used tu beh!
Wen I reeding teh commints, I try to gets pikshur in my mind of wat u reelee luuk lyk.
Wen I see ur comments, cween, I see u in ur hat. Wen I reed comments of peeplol I nawt kno wat dey luuk lyk, I try to imadjin wut dey relee luuk lyk. Also, I try to figger owt wat dey sown lyk too.
Lolz! Mien neevver!
LOL!!! deh Bloo hat hangz on deh wall neggst tu deh driverz seet…. adn mai red had wif deh purplol ribbon hangz neggst tu deh passenger seet. .
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tu mii, u b a misheevuz orinj tabby wif liddlol wite pawz adn a berry fashunablol blak collar wif sparkloly rinestonez.
Cweenmj, is yoo red hat laydee?
Iz bery hard tu splain tu udder peeps…but is speshul place wif da mostest wunnerful, sharp, an funneh peeples!! Iz speshul place tu beh welcomed in, and bestest peeples ai ebber noed.
{{{{cheezfrendz}}}} Ai lubs yu all!!
Oh Hai, ai jes hang mai cawmint at teh bottom here liek uh berrytwig..
I sed bottom 
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Ai didn’t read the whole fred above, butt mai beddur half duzn’t unnerstanding ICHC either. She iz always amazed wen ai tellin’ her
teh stories and teh phun wii hab in detail. She eben reminds meh ob udder stories wut awr related. Ai’m glad herz getz meh, coz cweenmj iz rite. Iz imp ozziblol tew splain.
Ohai NCa66! Lubs ur partee hat!
Ohai, nc66!
I lyks ur hat too! U iz reddy foar Noo Yeers?
Yu rite der, na66!! Mai husbin crazy cat man…he da equivilant ub crazee cat ladee…da too ub us togedder…well, 6 kittehs so far. He luuk at da lolcat piks, an jes nawt “gets it” wif da commints stuff. He tollyates it, an if him obber mai shoulder too much ai tries tu cloo him in, den he shufflols off to sportscenter an leebs meh alone. Aifinks is speshul place…but not liek speshul bus place…
*BWEEEP* *CLAKKITY CLAKKITY*
Yesh, ai’m celebratin’ teh New Year early.
Oh, na66, heer in Normal Heights, we kin heer da gunfire at midnite on New Yeers!! Husbin on roof to trim bak da honeysuckle an finds bullits dat not went thru da roof!
And dere b NC66 tu proving mai point!!
*hops on short bus wif cweenmj* We be speshul awl rite!!!
Ai iz speshul! Ai knew it!
And ai liek it!
*BWEEP BWEEP*
*Clakkity Clakkity*
*Toot toot*
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Srsly, sum ob mai bes fwends awr “speshul”. Aifinkso dey awr mai bes fwends coz dey doan luk fur N-E malice in ower relayshunships. Dey iz jes happy tew hab phun and tawk ’bout exitenshul stuff witowt N-E reazun why. Wun ob mai berry best fwends wunce sed tew meh, “Ai git mad wen peeps say ai am mentally disabled, oar eben differently-abled. Dat makes it sound liek ain’m nawt part ob teh usual wurld; dat meh bein’ diffrunt somehow goez against teh big picture, oar eben against God. Butt ai fink ai am teh way ai am becoz teh wurld oar God needs us tew awl bii diffrunt. Dats wut maiks lief interesting. How boring wud lief bii if wii were awl teh same?” He yoosed tew maik phun ob meh coz I yoosed to hesitate wen ai wuz tryin’ tew fink ob teh rite wurd tew described wut ai wanted tew say. He yoosed to always say tew me. “Wut awr yew retarded? Teh wurd yew want iz poop…oar crap…oar doofis…oar bonehed.” He yoosed other (very colorflol) wurds tew express this sentiment. He yoosed tew say ai thought ’bout stuff tew mush and peeplol lose interest while dey awr waitin’ fur yew tew com up with the rite word. He wuld say dat the simplist wurdz iz teh moas effective, and he wuld yawn (awn poipose) wen ai wuz trying to make uh point jes tew maik his. And he wuz rite. Ai often git hung up awn teh nuanses ob wut ai am tryin’ tew express. Iz awlmoas an insult tew teh wuns wii awr tawkin’ tew dat ai fink dey woan git wut ai awr tryin’ tew say. Ai miss him berry mush, coz ai neber had tew worry about N-E ob dat wen he and ai were talkin’. Wii jes wundered ’bout stuff and didn’ care wut N-E-bawdy fot about owr hypotheses. He died a cupple ob years ago, and there were 1500 people at hiz funeral if there wuz wun. Ai talked tew seberal ob hiz fwends, and ai discovered that he had sew many coz he never EVER judged them. Dey were awl grateful tew have known him coz he taught them awl tew jes bii themsleves and nawt worry sew mush ’bout wut others fot ob dem. Dis year haz bin berry enlightening fur meh. Thanx tew ICHC, ai’v lurned tew express happiness eben wen ai am feeling bloo, and moar importantly, accept happiness eben wen ai am awn the fringe ob being dismal. Sew, mai New Years resolushun iz tew bii moar liek mai fwend and spread az mush happiness az ai can. It duzn’t maddur if peeps fink ai’m weird. Iffn ai’m stoopy silly and maik and it maik dem smilol, den it’z well wurth it. Sew brace yorselves cheezpeeps, sillyNC66 iz ’bout tew bii born.
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Luv ya awl!
W00t!! W00t!! wii b reddy fur u tu
*POP* owt ub ur shell, NC66!!!
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If wut wii haz seen sew far b deh “normal” NC66, I can’t wait tu see deh “silly NC66!!!
Yew shuld know beddur dan N-E-bawdee yor highness.
Ai iz explorin’ myself. Yew hab mush tew dew wit dat.
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Ai herd uh *POP*
Iz dere champagnes?
Iz ennybodee else finkin of teh “Lost” episode ware Hurley sees “Dave”?
**cubbers eers wif hands, closes eies an skreems UR NAWT REEL!**
Win da noo ones gonna bee on? Ai hopes dey gib us da update one, it bin so long, an it gotted so weerd at da end!
Janyoowary 21st.
An stoopy Kate!! Hur brake Sawyer’s hart an why wuld enny red-blooded gurl pik Jack wen hur culd hab Sawyer? *shakes hed in confooshun*
Sawyer’s MINE. u no can has!
*wispurrs* Ai lieks Jak beddur. Butt ai stopped watching Lost a yeer or so ago – got too confyoozing!
I iz a littul confoozled at this point tu.
But they ushually does an ‘update show’ before teh new seesun starts..
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And even if they dint, itz worth it for teh sceneries.
Ub corse, ai jes watch frum scientific point ub view…tu see da scenerys an such. *drools* Wen dey had Sawyer in da cage, did jes a littlol part ub yu wish dat da cage wuz in yur bak yard?
ackshully I was wishin I was in teh cage with him…..
If ai noes yu, yu was hidin da key…sumwares….
jus wut r u implying missee??
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I wudn’t need a key. I cud wiggle owt teh top, just leik Kate did.
Yesh, hur iz skwirlol. Dey iz bery agile.
wot she sed!
*hmmphh* Ai wuld fink dat yu nawt wanna wigglol out da bars!! Stoopy kate. *kk4 jellus cuz hur nawt culd fit between bars* Ai kin sees it now…kk4 stuk between da bars, bad mens pullin hur arms on da top side, Sawyer pullin legs frum da udder side. *fast fwd* *kk4 skellyton stuck in bars*
Sawyer jes melts meh….but da hole fing got awl twisted up an confusin last yeer, dey going bak an forth in tiem, an dey moob da island…ai gots tu beh able tu catches up before da noo one comes on.
*stiks tung out at leeza* Ai still gonna luuk at him….long an hard ai am!!
No like c monkees on da kitteh pagees!!!!
*sigh* Why so lawng tween lols…is dey on hollyday tiems?
Wii can moving tu “Hurry” I lefting a hellloooooo dere!!
It only haz 54 commintz….
**begins grumblolin agin**
Teh parental yoonits be complainin dad I awn pyooter agin.
Mebbe I needs to be moovin owt erlyur tahn I plannded.
iz typical primate behaving!
Goes tu da hurry up lol, meh an cweenmj on der…not much commints der!!
Page here is da borkd.
Monkeez are not evil. This guy was being abusive with them training them. Animal cruelty and people are evil, monkeys are probably the coolest thing ever.
Dat Man just hurt one monkee. I reed dat he hurt all da monkees. So I fink dat mabee dat man gots what waz comin.
Lesson about “dominant species” in 3… 2… 1…
Neber turns yer front on dah monkees eever, 2!
Dang munchkies. Dey be ruinin’ da day
HAHAHAHA!! that is hilarious!!
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remines me of Buckeh from Get Fuzzy.
lawl, turn around mister guy
DAMN YOU DIRTY APES!!!!
Wow kerrykatz4!! You have grandkids and your grandpa is still around? that’s awesome! that’s like…5 generations still around!
wow lol wonder what happened next
why do you people like to treat animals this way? you are crule!!!
hahahaha oh noez! look behynd yuh!!!!!!