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Kitteh iz haff an haff
Concat-toon-ashuns anni! Ai wuz kwik dis tym but ur still kwikker wif teh klikker!
Wut wud u lyke fur sillybrashuns?
Concatyewlatshun annipuss! Wut yew lyke fure sillybrashuns? **Eyez dat plume awn angelplume**
Az we share teh tawp spot we can go to teh Tye Booteek 2 chooz a piez!
Yay! Ai dont fink aib ebber bin tu dis booteek, but aib herd gud fings abowt it!
*taeks anni’s arm to vizit dis wunnerful plais*
Ohai, {{{{{angelplume}}}}} yu kin goze tu taebo teak enny tiem. wen cweenmj heer she gibz yu a nais toor nda chonklit martoonee.
Oh, gud. Dat dretful Olib iz gawn.
But…but…olive hur!!!
Lol. Aifink she meenz teh olib culler bakgrown ai usted tu has on my abatar. Ai nawt-sekkind used it tu wype owt teh confuzled stuff inna pikshur, adn chozd it bekawz was sumfin dat wasnt in teh kitteh fays, but ai didnt lyk how it luked in teh commints. So wen I gotted rid ob teh festib hat, ai wited it owt tu.
Luks kleener, yef?
Adn ai can see ur noo abatar ok, kk4 – can u yet?
Ai nots kin see mai noo abitar yet, AP. Ai still sees yu wif da chrismiss hat on.
Ai not noes wat ai iz doin rong….*grumblols tu self*
Awwww. datz nais! yu da nais gurl. but she wuz meen. she laf at da uvvur ranedearz.
Onlee cuz dey wuz dressd funneh bai der mudders!!
Makin ur muzik tu-tond
Granmasturr Purr, tihs iz. Oar tu bii absulutlii pawsitivlii kurreck, Granmistruss Purr.
Moar cowbell!
I gotta FEVAH, and the only perscription is…….
More Cowbell!!!
dubble cowbellz!!!
*ponders* do I reeeely wanna know how yer bangin’ onna dubble cowbellz?
We gots tallints!!
duzznt dems hang round teh neck??
*snkrs* Fur da luk, yesh?
Berree stylichness ! yis!
gonna ring bells till the cows come home
Yay, da meen more cow bell !!
Dere beh da tee-shirts abowt “More Caobell!”
Teh Tampa Bay Rays baysball teem fanz ring laight bloo cowbellz at teh gaemz…..teh teemz pwner reelly laiks teh SNL skit wif Christopher Walken
Yo! Tern Mi Up N Da Hedfonez
Stairway to Heaven! Play Stairway to Heaven!
Fweeeeeburd!
No woofer! Mor tweeter!
Heeeer, burdy burdy burdy…
Rong kind uf tweeter, Aifinkso.
Aieee! Stoopy WP ated mah commint an barfd it bak up in rong playse!!
Eyez dah kitteh frum da hood!
DJ kitteh iz prawblee gud at scratchin, azwell.
FTW nightshayde!
I’m gonna turn the dial to eleven
elebenty?
MOAR BETTER NOISE!!!!
…plz to pass the parrotsetemall…
{{{{{TM}}}}}} Iz nawt da noyz wut maikz yu hab da hedake. haow menny G&Ts yu habz?
erm..one free,seben… elebentee…. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
wate…wheres teh dial, tehse r slidurs
Iz deh kitteh half poison?
No. In dah moosik business iz known az “half recreashunal farmesootikals”
U meenz rock stah kitteh is doing dr..I meanz
recreashunal farmeesootikals?
herz only goes fur deh organik stuffz
aka catnioz
I meant to write
catnipz
Yus, she doez teh nip. An apparantlee she drawped sum in her mix board an is trying to suck it bak owt.
does she has groopiez?
U know, ai haz nevver hurd of groupies foar teh femail rock starz. Mebbe teh wimmens haz better sense.
Wen femail rock starz haz teh “groupies,” dey iz known as “stalkers,” aifinkso.
Oar gropiez
*snerk* Gud wun, annipuss!
Kitteh legal….kitteh hab glaucoma.
Wut a purty tortie! I lubs dat fayse.
yesh herz is purteh
forgit deh stoopee brudder
him begone by tommoroz
Fanks be to CC foar dat!
Hadded a kitteh dat luks juss lyk her!
i haz a kitteh dat luks kinda like her.
Haz ennywun seen GP sinse him tuuked awf wif the bideo?
Dan and DK – Y’all nawt been hangin owt wif him awl day, has u?
I don’t finkso they’d wanna be watching GP learnin to pole danse….
Teh mentul pixure uv a pinny gig pole dansin iz kwite funneh!
Ai lubs da pinnygig… butt NS beh da rite… Leeza, yr commint needed a spew warning…
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*goes, gets paepr towlol, wypes up keiboard, screen, desk…*
nooo, I’ve been up to my armpits with Cirque de Soliel’s Jungle Fantasy
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and I’ve gotten a job description that is a new one to me
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as opposed to a electric chain-motor to lift things………I’ve been designated a meat-motor.
Sounds innerestin…
Care to elaborate?
*waits tu heer answer* Hm…wat culd DAT meen?
it is for the flying acts, there are from 2 to 5 five guys pulling the act into the air. instead of a counter-weighted fly system, or a chain-motor, you have meat providing the motive force………..hence, meat-motor.
**finks foar a minnit**
NS! Wate foar me!
well ladies… I guess we now know teh answer to taht age old question: Where’s teh beef?
Yeah, rhsb hidin it frum da rest ub us!
Duz yu counterweight wif rump roasts?
the rate ahm gain’in pounds…………possibly.
Witch remynz me….
Dan, I broughted carrot caek to teh bocsking day partee. Dere prolly sum left.
that
is
nawt
fair
Wut? U lykes it, rite?
I tryin to be nyse.
.
.
*snif snif*
nyce, would ya consider waving a loaded spike in front of a heroin addict nyce?
as my weakness for carrot cake makes heroin addiction resemble a passing fancy, this is somewhat apt.
Fine.
I nebber try to be nyse to you agin.
**stiks tung owt at Dan**
*eetz Dan’s share of carrot caek*
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Teh sakrifices ai maek fur yew, Dan!
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Ai iz a givver. Iz troo.
want sum egg nog wif that, ns?
Shur! Fanks!
Yu culd always use a frootcake fur da cownter wayt, aifinkso!
Mrrphh sez nobunnee noze hawo tu maik frootkaik rite so iz no wundur peepulz finkz dey nawt liekz. Soke it in da rumz fur 6 mumfz, den it getz beddur. oar wif enuf rumz yu nawt stil kaerzz
*gigglols* Sum of da frootcakes is guud…but ai used tu hab auntie dat wuld mail one tu us ebbry yeer. Dat fing wayd a ton, an wuz da dry an da pleh! Yu culd take a bite an den luuk liek a cow chewin cud fur da rest ub da week!
There IZ wun taht is reelee deeeLISHUS. An it’s madeded in Texas! It’s cawled “The Collins Street Bakery. An eben if yoo THINK yoo dont laik frootcaek, this wun could surprise yoo!
yesh J-pak, frum Corsicana, Tekas…….. mai dad used tew buy it fur awl ub us. ai ordered teh minichur “pecan froot cakes” came 4 in a bawx. ish berry gud!
**falls outta chayre frum mental pikshur**
Ennyfing ai kin fink to say izzint sew gud on a famblee frendlee website, aifink.
*hedz to Nawty Barn*
*hopes itz warmer in teh NB den it iz atwerk*
**hollers to NS**
Stay away from my speshul prezzie! Hims sposed to be nappin. Needs himz rest.
Ai wuzzint gunna waek him, rhsb. Ai jus wanted to chek on him. Deyz sew kyoot wen deyz sleepin!
Yesh dey are aren’t dey?
Jes lyk an angel…wif a devlish grin.
Oh, an I jes LUBS teh slite “red” awn himz nek.
Nawt too musch, nawt too liddlol. Jes rite.
Ai thot dat wuz frum yer lipstik. *gigglol*
Ai wud say – LUCKEE YOO!! Ai know being bak-staj taeks away a lot ov teh majic – az YOO ar maeking the majik happen.
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Ai’ve onlee bin out frunt – an frum THERE it awl luks. . .hao do they DOOO it???!!
Must say, ai doo luv them. Ai’ve scene at leest five ov there shows – an wuz nebber disappointed.
grate pic, grate cap!
Yash, ai concurs!
hay DK! thot u were coming to teh partee todays!
Ohai Leeza! *wispurrs* Sowree, ai bees bery bery down todai. Just lurking n playing Free Sell. Hazn’t putting awai teh Krissmiss rapping stuffs, hasn’t dun teh dishes, hasn’t gotted drest.
awww
{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}
Iz sowry u r teh down.
I wish I cud stay and try to halp cheer u up… but I has to meet a frend for dinner. I’ll BBL tho…..
Awww DK! Sorree yoo haz had teh berry berry downs. But sumtaims, wehn yoo hav it, waht yoo did iz just teh rite thing to doo.
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{{{{{{DK}}}}} Ai wish ai cud halp! ;(
Hey, it’s DJ Purr comin’ to you from WKAT. Today we has a song! Call in wit ur rekwests at 555 Katnip.
i wud like tu heering “pees trane” bai cat stevinz, plz.
OH!! Ai luvs cat stevinz too!!
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how bout Honky Cat?
Ai wanna heer Stray Cat Blues by da Stones!!!
Aib alwaz bin fond ub “Bunglol in teh Junglol” bai Jeffro Tull.
**…adn he hoo maed kittehs put snaykz in teh grass**
hmmmmmm Cat skritch fever?
dis poor DJ is gettin quite teh baklog
Anna Catz Inna Craydle wivva silber spoon… dats Cat Stevens too, aifinkso
Harry Chapin = song Cat’s in the Cradle.
Cat Stevens = album Cat’s in the Cradle
hay Mr DJ – pleez ta bee playin “stray cat strut” by the Stary Cats. I lurved da rockabillly (nd da funee heirs)
Jkitty, ai jes uploaded a few piks ub mai cute littlol granson on mai profiel.
jamamakitty scampers off tew luk at teh pix, fanks!!
otay jus tew be shur…….teh #1 an 2 pikshur is orinj kitteh, den ai sees wun wif a bebbeh in teh carriers………. is only gransun pikshur. mebbe ai not luks in rite place?
See tu trys agin? Mebbe dey nawt shows up yet…ai jes seen dem on der.
dew yew show dat yew haz 46 pikshurs? jus wundrin cuz once ai putted buncha jooolry pix on der dat dint show up…. wuz strange
Ai jus looked & saw no hyoomin bebbehs. Yew haz a skunk?
Yer kittehs iz bery pretty — teh orinj tabbeh luks jus liek mah Jennyanydots hoo crost teh brij yeerz ago. *sniff* Teh floofee grey & white kitteh needs mah snorgles!!!
Aww, da gray an wite kitteh is Ripper…oranj tabby is Bubby dat hab da feline HIV. Yu noes, ai put da granson piks as private wen ai upload dem, so peeps nawt make lols from him…yu not kin sees dem? Ai wunner if dats wy?
now dat wud splain it, aifinkso
Ok, ai reload dem, den delete dem!!
Oh — heez a kyootie-pie! Dat blond hair — doze bloo eyez!!!
Dat must be da wy. ai just ownlee se da kittehz nd shtunk tu. Ai finkso yu wil hab tu inbite us sumwarez tu se babeh boi.
Ai puts dem bak on wif da not private fing on der…
ai haz seen 2 ob dem wif teh grandson wif teh chubby cheex!!! schmoooooos
Him sew da cute!! Ai put nudder ones on der, one hims is sleepin…da bloo quilt in pik iz one ai made.
up to 4………. ai had a gigglol wif teh pikshur ob himz asleep…….. ai thot it wuz teh pi dat diddit!!
He did hab sum pi, akshelly…wuz nice tu see all ub dem. Mai oldest dotter an husbin came frum Fremont, den mai son, so wuz nice. Lot ub snows fallin der!
dat is wun byooootiful liddol boi!!
O yeh – ai went fru mai old pics yestiday adn uplodid sum moar tu – ob bof teh kittehs, adn ebben wun wif bof goggies in teh frunt yard.
Oh, AP, is da cutest kittehs!!! Ai lubs da littlol BC!!
Yah, dat wuz my speshul littul Isis kitteh. Ai tryd gettin pics ob teh bof ob dem togedder. Bery glad ai wuz abul tu befoar she crossd teh brij.
*hartpang*
*puts arm round AngelPlume* Hur wuz most byootiful kitteh. Awl yur kittehs is pretty, ai jes has eyes dat goes tu da BC’s. Ai nawt trys tu make yu da sad!
{{{{{AngelPlume}}}}}
Plz nawt tu be worriez {{{KK4}}}. Ai finkx ub herz alla tymez, adn allwayz still wif teh hartpangs. Kinda hopz ai neber loozes dat, akshully. Iz gud tu sharez, tho, adn habbin u adn uvver cheezpeeps kno ob her spredz teh lubs dat r heddin her wai. {{{cheezpeepz}}}
ai lurves teh pix in teh dwiftwud!! is dat in yer yard?
Aifink u meenz teh free togedder neer teh top wif Angelina? Datz nawt drifwud, iz teh big frootliss mulburry twee inna bak yard. It lozez awl its leefs adn ai hafta cut awf alla branches eech winter. Aib been growin the stalky fings so dat teh noo branchz dat gro inna spring r strayter adn better shaypd.
Angie lubs klimmin innit, but ai tellz her – noe byrdz!
otay, ai kin see dat now. is cool pikshur wif yer cat init tho…….
ohai AngelPlume! ai jest lukked at yer pics, iz teh adult kaliko Angelina? eet lukks liek her left syde and her rite syde don’t belongtew teh sayme kitteh! or are they diffrunt kittehs? in wun pic teh kitteh’s rite sidehaz lawts uv black, inanudder pic teh left syde iz blackandtanandwite…teh fayce in boff pics lukks liek sayme kitteh! and in teh pic uv teh liddle kittens, teh otter kaliko lukks liek she haz almost a litning bolt mark on hur fayce! Kyoot!
Yef – dats teh saym kitteh, Angie. She has a simpul syde, adn a complikatd syde. Adn her sister (gibben up fur adopshun wif her brudders as kittens) had a darkr fayse wif a litning bolt insted ob a plume. It was hard tu deside wich wun tu keep, but Angie was teh most affekshunit, wyl her sister (Bandit) was moar advenshurish. Klimd on eberyfing, so ai kept Angie insted.
ai lubs teh liddle litning bolt – iz swiit! and that iz kewl wif Angie, ai nebber seen a kaliko liek dat befour. owr noo kaliko, Tira, wen wii found her on teh Humayne Soceyeitee website, her nayme wuz…SPAZ!!! she iz prolly teh most hyper kitteh wii eber had, into eberyfing, but her iz bery bery affekshunit, wif a bery LOWD purrrrrr. *Sigh* ai lubs teh kalikos…onna erliyer fred sum peeps wuz takkin abowt a BC club – maibe dere shuld be a Kaliko club tew!
Dis Kitteh luukz lykez
mai Paww~la. Wuz grayt Huntress,
soopurb alawrrmz clawk
Awllwayz knoezd wen wuz
Nomz~Tyme eeben if Ah didz
nawt. Bawnkz wiff wetz noze
Keptz t3h yawrd free ubz
moalz. Wunnss fawtz andz killt ugglee,
beeg toofeed pawsumm
Jack.
{{{{{{{{JackDeth}}}}}}} {{{{{{BelovedHuntress Paww~la}}}}}}}
Dat wuz beautiful memorial tu Paww~la, the great Huntress.
{{{{{{{{{Jack Deth}}}}}}}}}
Hur wuz brave an strong…an hur up in da happy place, huntin in da sky an watchin obber you.
{{{Jack}{Pawla}}}
{{{Ly}{Lynx}}}
{{{Isis}}}
{{{Awl ubber kittehs wayting ober teh brij}}}
DJ Kitteh must luv makin Meow Mix
It’s mah favrit pawcast
im on ur dex
spinnin ur choons
What a partee las nite! U never beleev dis, he kep playin songs about cheezburgers….
wut flavr meow mix? cheezburger?
It’s Sir Meow Mix-A-Lot!
“I leik cheez-burgers an’ I cannot lie! Other kittehs try to deny!”
Win!!!
Kaliko kalipso muzik?
Shee lukz liek owr Tazzy…The Kitteh Who Caim 2 Dinnur. Tree yeerz ago, an iz stil heer.
http://media.y8.com/games/content/kittybeatbox.swf
goes 2 heer
bam bam go kitteh
Sweetnitz!
Iz u gonna play a Kylie or Madona song? lol KTTEH LAIKS TO DANSE
LOL funny thing about this is i had a song called “meow mixxx” =(^-^)=