Comments on: iz sweepy

By: some one

some one — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:20:38 +0000

CORNY!!

By: cutekittenkyti

cutekittenkyti — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:52:34 +0000

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (squeak)
teh poofines
teh tinyness
teh sweepyness being so cute and a pun

ACK
iz notprepared
no CHRG D:

*SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT*
*splort*

By: moe

moe — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:21:29 +0000

“Lautlachenderschweinchendieb” — ROFL!!! @@@@@

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:11:43 +0000

Anom!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:04:48 +0000

*wispers*
I did until Fangs Givving…
I’ll prolly get over it evenchewallee!

By: luvscritters

luvscritters — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:01:41 +0000

Yu dail teh numbr laik enny udder numbr.

It shud nawt count against yer minnitz, nor against teh minnitz ob teh person yu calld.

Yu shud ask sprint to bee shur. I has Verizon but dat’s hau it werkz ther.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:59:55 +0000

Wot!!! Yoo no lieks teh cocomonut IRL??? Ai thotted wii were TWINS!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:58:26 +0000

Ai wil sweep tihs kittoon ryte intew mai wurruld whar ai kan snorgle him tu mai hartz contint.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:41:55 +0000

ohai mah janet!!
i finkso u speeks wunnerfuls jermain. i juss wunners wai sum buddy want steels littel schweinchen…!
hopeso u haves rly gud holler days!!
ur ibk

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:20:27 +0000

and wot time was it really?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:19:40 +0000

Borneo?

Bad case of bed-head?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:19:35 +0000

thanks to glare I cannot see the clock in the car, I’m half-way to work, pull out cel-phone to call steward and let him know I’m gonna be late.
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Notice time on phone……It’s 11:25……*long bitter sigh*

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:15:45 +0000

I wake up after a bit thinkin’ “That snooze has lasted a long time hasn’t it?”, sit upright inna bed so as to see the clock. 12:25, and my call is at 1:00, I live 45 miles from work.
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AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!!!
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The scene of chaos, the pile o’ clean clothes exploding as SHD makes the seemingly futile attempt to find clean show-blacks. Find clothes, put clothes on, restarts…….put clean clothes on is proper order ( I don’t wake-up that well usually), find gear, find FRICKEN KEYS, walk past bathroom and catch glance in mirror.
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have small heart attack wondering how Borneo made it to TX.
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get in car and drive like a maniac, bypassing all errands and my coffee.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:12:42 +0000

well, I wuz really speaking of teh ‘intact’ coconutt, in teh original packaging, shall we say.
Teh coconutt producks, u can has them.
And u can has mine too!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:05:44 +0000

u can has coconutt productks…
but teh coconutt in teh original packaging, THAT’s wot’s teh dangeruss!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:05:44 +0000

Dat wuld be grate, ai wuz bery thin wen ai meet husbin, him not happytayl wif meh bein hebby now…ai nawt happy bout it eeder!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:01:34 +0000

gotta go check in………..brb

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:01:22 +0000

So you thought that you had REALLY overslept?

Two words: “Battery backup”. Has saved my hiney countless times.

The nasty weather is heading this direction now, thankyouverymuch.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:58:52 +0000

well, we were under a tornado watch and had the attendant rough weather that goes with such things. I had set my alarm to get me up in time to leisurely wake-up and run some errands before going into work. The alarm had gone off and been “snoozed” *mumbles* times. Some where in there, while my eyes were closed, the power blinked…..thus resetting my clock.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:56:56 +0000

Wunner if I cud find guy who cud luuk past awl teh extry stuffs an wii cud exersyze togedder.

Moar fun dat way ennyhao.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:53:23 +0000

I donut fink I wud eber do bypass. Teh band-fingy mebbe.

I jes needs to get awf my hiney an awn2 teh tredmill. An eet rite.

But dat stuffs nawt fun.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:52:56 +0000

Ai wuld settlol fur dat rite now tu!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:52:04 +0000

Sum peeps got heart valve problims frum it…ai had echo dun wen ai wurk fur cardio dr. Mai hart jes fine, but yeah, it maded sum problims fur sum..it sure wurkd gud tho! Dat wate jes melted off. Aifinks da bypass kinna xtreme! Ai jes wants da majiklol pills!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:50:39 +0000

I wud be too skinny in singlol dijits. I wud lyk to be in lower-dubllols, tho.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:48:49 +0000

Uh, oh.

Wat happened?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:48:23 +0000

KK – Didn’t fen-phen really screw up some other stuffs, tho?

My cuzzin had teh gastric bypass an losted 94 lbs.

Mebbe I shud luk into dat…

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:48:22 +0000

the day started, sort-of with a moment of sheer terror.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:47:31 +0000

Dan, I figure with all the fizikul stuffs u hasta do, it be hard foar u to gane teh wate. Nawt troo?

Ob coarse, my metablolism hit teh brakes wen I turned 30.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:46:21 +0000

Speekin of fones, I gots kweshtun:

How to uze moblol-to-moblol wen dialin? Also, duz mobilol-to-moblil minnits override anytime minnits? I has teh Sprint.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:45:00 +0000

No, but I think I heard whimpering.

How’s meat-motoring, Dan?

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:44:05 +0000

Ai wishes dat fen-fen wuz still legal! Ai losted so much wate wen ai tuk dat…ai wuz a size 6 wen ai meets husbin 12 yrs ago. Now ai in dubbel digits an growin!
Now metabolism messd up frum dat an ai has tu xercise tu git ennywares. Is da pleh fur shur.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:42:12 +0000

Dis my fone. http://www.analytica1st.com/analytica1st/img/sanyo_katana.gif

Iz bloo an I lubs it.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:41:18 +0000

at least yours prolly didn’t say, OI, only one at a time!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:38:56 +0000

My fone is old wun, nawt made enny moar, so it mite be diffykult to find clippy-fing.

I gonna luuk tho. Sum pants I wares to werk nawt has pokkits an I wants to has it wif me awl teh tiem.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:37:47 +0000

I knoes da feelin abowt nawt fittin into menny clothes. An wat fits looks horriblol.

I gots awn skales dis moarnin an it wuz baaad noos.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:36:49 +0000

Clippy fing bedder, aifinkso. Husbin lost phone on da roof las week frum owt ub his pokkit…an ub corse sumbuddy steeld it!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:35:25 +0000

Ai kin hardlee gits intu enny ub mai clothes now! Ai fot ai jes start now. Ai puts on music dat ai liek an jes duz 20 minnits, den tries tu do 30 if ai kin. Wen legs gets tu tired ai jes march round or dans. Ai nawt duz it in frunt ub husbin doh!
Iz pleh, ai nawt wants tu xercise..pleh…pleh Nawt helps dat ai watchin Top Chef re-runs rite now!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:35:21 +0000

whaaa…….what? you can’t mean no mores coconut and dark chocolate?
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oh….the sorrow.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:33:10 +0000

I wudn’t want peepz thinking i had stolened Henryz crown. B’sidez if it wuz too shiny adn pritty, LCB wud b borrowing it awl deh time…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:32:28 +0000

Dangit! My fone keeps fallin outta my pocket.

I needs biggur pockets, aifinkso. Oar a clippy-fing.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:31:06 +0000

I needs to do dat too. Iz wun of my Noo Yeers Rezolooshuns.

If wii gonna has Cheezmeet in Spring, I needsta looze elebenty pownds!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:29:54 +0000

Iz warmer heer tu. Ai has tu beh guud an workout on mai stoopy stepp machine sumtiem tudai. Pleh.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:25:53 +0000

Mom an dad are out runnin errands. I hadta run errands too, but beat them home.

Teh wevvers heer is lyk Spring! It wuz so nyse to be ablol to drive wif teh windo down an my arm stickin owt. Ob coarse, I paid foar it laytur, by habbin to brush teh elebenty tanglols outta my hares, but it wuz worf it.

Lotsa peeplols owt awn dere motorsikklols. I wanned to be too, but nawt kno ennywun hoo has wun.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:24:28 +0000

I for one, don’t look for the answer to problems at the bottom of the glass. I look for the bottom of the glass………..that way I can get another one. *beeeg grin*

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:23:04 +0000

Sound guud, parrothead! Start killen dem littlol brown fings!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:22:17 +0000

Nice! How did yu luk owt fur tu hab da hole haus tu self? Husbin wurkin todai, sew ai gots haus tu self tu! *grabs rhsb by floofy wite paw an duz hapee alone dans wif hur*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:09:32 +0000

Ohai Cheezpeeps!

I haz a happee 2day. Teh brudder an himz famlee iz gone, teh wevver is nyse, an I gots howse to myself rite nao!

Woo-Hoo!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:06:10 +0000

*Esme and Liam let Fern has some*

By: parrothead

parrothead — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:05:56 +0000

Lawts ov practus, ai drinkees lawts of peenya cowlawdas. Dey is best wif teh freshlee killed ded cocomnut milk! **starts droolin** Ai spose I cud make up sum dakurees.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:03:17 +0000

Dats wat ai wuz finkin, yu problee kin opin one faster den enny ub us!