yeh yeh rait der bit to da left
yeh yeh rait der bit to da left der! yesssssss
u haz disabld me wif ur scratchins.
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Magic human hans!
conrats on yur nawt-secund. wuld u liek a danz or a dwink?
I wanna scritch onna mai back just like dis wun teh kitteh is gettin!
I is sharin teh tawp spawt wif ar queen! Whut an honor!
Oh yeah! Dat sounds liek a gud sillybrations for sometink ur annudder.
concatshulaces carosue would you like some eggnog?
Okay! Eggnod it iz. Wif the splash of seasonal stuff anna sprinkle of cinnanoms onna top. Happy Sigh!
*passes cups of eggnod around to eberyone* happy holidays!
Fank yoo berry mushly fer eggienawgs. Mai fabborite.
Congarats to yoo and CweenMJ four deh tye!
I’b fownd a bottle yu can powr sum eggienogg intu:
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Alzo, I wants this kitteh. I luked fur won like dis who needed a home, this holiday season an culd not find one. Sigh.
Iz soopa xta bootiephul kitteh ndeed!
Ai tinkz shud be inz kitteh shoz.
Oh Carosue!! Letzz going tu deh Ty Booteek!!
it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
* Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in.*
mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
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Himz haz deh lublee silk kitteh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more.
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Gibbo b habbing sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Dere awlso b sum bobbul hedded pinny gigz adn skwirllz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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*pikz up wun and shakingz it. Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Sry, I got distrakkted. Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Adn dere b plennee uv deh floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankeez adn matching pillowz. Luk!! I see sum Kitteh tea potz, hot wadder bottlolz, adn pot holderz and kitchen kurtinz tuu.
Humm. Whut to pic, whut to seleckt… A kitteh tee pot, I fink, wif a matching mug. The kitteh-head shaped tee bags an the kitteh shape kuukies. Purrfect!
mizzed it bai dis much!
Lucky kitteh…
iz dat der majik fingaz?
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
It’s dose whyte paws, huh? They gets me everi tyme, too!
kitteh looks a bit liek a kandy kane!
or mehhbeh i’m still in xmassy mode
Teh strypes, you mean, and the curve of the tayle? Cus iffn you want to lic dis kitteh, I is warnin you. The furs is pleh onna tong. Just sayin.
Datz purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfekt!
di eggspressin onna kitteh faze; pricelizz!
Scritchy scritch heaven!
doan… stawp…. doan….. stawp….. doan…..
moar! moar!
Awll Kittehz habz t3h
spesshull playss 4 Rubbinz. Nawt
awllwayz unnurr chin
Tukksee Kitteh habz
t3h plussh andz t3h floof. Awllso
ekkspurt taylurreeng
Tukksee Kitteh habz
itz mayd. Sawft floofeee blankitt
andz lushsuss Rubbinz!
Jack.
Hmmmmm Sum ov us Hue Mints cud haz a reel jellus heer!
*skritches Janet between teh ears*
*wunders whose eeers dey are*
So whut u is saying is that Janet is using somebuddy else’s ears?
m……………….i…………………….c……………….
*see ya real soon*
U goin’ somewhares, jamamakitty?
K…………E………………….Y……..
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Y? bkuz wii like u!!!!!
m……………o………………..
U just never minds about my MO.
U…….S……..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TA DA!!!!
Wii makez a gud teem……
*putz arm around cweenie*
dat wud be mai arm
**yesh, teamwork, we hazzit**
I is “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”?
Dint mean to skeer u. Is just me.
No, u iz moar like A!
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Az in “A!!! bring bak mai watch!!!”
gud wun, oh qween!
Fanky, fanky, kittyboocat. I hopez u hadded a gud krissmess.
U guise is no like me. U no has teh lites on ur heds.
Tru…. but wii still likez u…..
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ai fink yew is deh lite full!
Only until Elebentieth Nite, tho.
Den u will b de-lited.
warning tew stay out ob teh rayne…… we duzznt want tew hear bout a ‘lectocushun
Sum wun left deh cat owt in deh raaaayne
Adn I doan think dat she kan take it……..
Ooh! “McArthur Spark”!
yew lite up my liiiiiiiiiiife…
yew gib me hoooooooooooooooooooope
tew carrrrry onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I thot deh airlinez only lowd wun carry-on nowadaze.
R u guiz startin an eerwurm collection?
I can donate!!
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Gramma got runned over by a ranedeeeeerrr…
Comin home from our house krissmus eeeeveeee…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei6AQLwgE1E
*afraid to clik*
Why? Cuz I posted it?
mm well.. teh subjeckt is eerwurms, rite?
Iz already infected wif 3 from this thred.. do I reeeeeally need another?
Wayle, gud poynt…
I has 2 today –> teh Piggeh wun frum LCB earlyur today, an “Half Your Age’ by Kid Rock. (He’s been in there a while, thanks or no thanks to a co-worker.)
ok I lukked!
thatz no eerwurm… thats teh funneh!!
Dat’s me.
U is Madelien Kahn?
well Ifinkso we got here rite when everyone else wented to bed…
Double Trouble has cleared the room together, eh?
Works for me.
I’m grumpy anyway.
That’s alright, that’s okay
We were two kids in love
Trying to find our way
That’s alright, that’s okay
Held our dreams in our hands
Let our minds run away
That’s alright, now that’s okay
We were walkin’ through some youth
Smilin’ through some pain
That’s alright, let’s turn the page
And remember what I say girl
And it goes this way
Girl, don’t go away mad
Girl, just go away
Girl, don’t go away mad
Now girl, just go away
Here we go
ooo u IS teh grumpy!!
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ackshully I fink I is goin to beds.
Iz hiking tomorrows, first time in quite a few wiles, and Ifinkso I shud be rested.
nite red!
Nite, Leeza.
Has fun tomorrow. Hopes you has teh gud wevvers.
“Nite, Mary Ellen”
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps! Ai haz finally finished teh pleh werk ai hadz to get dun today.
{{{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}}
G’nite John boy
*skritches Jack between teh eers*
*Tryz tu skritch LCB b’tween deh eerz*
BBZZZZZZTTTT!!!
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Wen u gonna take dem dam litez off???
I is going to be tradishunal this year and wait until Elebentieth Nite.
wai yoo stawp teh skritches?
*offers pointy endz fur draconic skriching, dislodging a couple scales*
oops, sowee DK! chin chuckies wurk bettah?
nawt reelee mattur…mai scaels fawl awff annewaez…
Hay, DK! Ai hopes yew is enjoi-n snoes, becuz ai beh hazzin da warm wevvers…ai haz 40 F nao, which be da unhearded ub in Minnesnowta at Hollendaiz tym!
snoes? wut snoes? wii has nawt had anne…..wuz liek 50 aowtsied tudai…
wall, ai sugjest yew take dat up wif da wevver gawds… ai gotted mah end ub da deel… warm wevvers, and melty snoes!
Hmph…..ai feelz cheeted aowt ob a faeyrr deel…
Ia up tew 42F heer.
Hoominz: Mey b annoiyin sumtaimz, but dey haz deyr yoosiz.
Sumtimes Ai sez dat aboat mai hubbehcat. De spouses has deyr yoosiz, and won ub dem is findin deh xactly right spot to skritch.
And changing de oil and going to see “whut iz dat skaree noyse?” and…oh yeah, havin’ “that talk” wif the boi kidlet…
yep, teh wun ai used tew had wud hang teh crissmess lites!! (an fix teh toilet)
yep, had teh uses… LOL
Ai iz beddur at fixin toylets dan mai hubbehcat, but he iz mushly taller, and can hang up deh lites or cut de ded branshes offin deh treez and do udder hi-up-inna- air werk. Hii is alsew sommat stronger an can carry moar stuff. Dey iz usefeull sew we feeds dem and gives skritches back to dem. Iz gud deel all aroun, aifinkso.
ai fink ai has becum invizable
I seez u!!!
hey, there you are!! ha ha
i sees u!
Leeza, ai’m wunderin if u gots anee new laungeree fur Krissmus- by ur pix u seems to liek dat…and iz dere more piktures??? just askin…
leeza has pikshurs in lawn gereeee??
*ahem*
dat is NOT me.
dat is… a cuzzin. that’s it. my sekkund cuzzin on my mother’s seid, onst removed and by marrage. got it?
wail………….erm…………… jus wair is dem pichurs? ai hazznt seen um?
Dey wuz on her profyle.
Where u think u kin bye de B&D attyre fur de liddle rodents?
oh dats rite, ai ‘member now….. swilly skwirl!!
O hai, leeza. How did teh party turn out?
I guess it was teh success!
A littul kayotic, as ushual… but fun. Ware did u go? Did u go to watch GP try out teh pole dansing instruckshunal tape??
I hads some errants to run. Finally exchangified teh cablol box for a HD one, put gas in teh car, and air in teh tires (I is still teh dizzy from all that blowing) and got teh car warshed and buyed some grosheries.
Also, I gots teh impression that GP was disamappointed in teh song I rited for him. *whimpers a little bit*
noes, rly??
I thot he was touched.
Well, he IS, but I meens, in this case, u tuched his little piggeh hart.
How many tiems has u ever seen GP speechless?
Yabbut, even after I gived him his bonus ($elebenty-fourteen, I might add), all he gived me was a pair of OLUs. Used!
ew.
d’ya want me to hedbat him for u next time I sees him?
I has to go to beds LCB, but I wented back and lukked, ifinkso he sed he had somethin to give u laters.
Ur phlonquais, he duz hart u too!
schmoos!
Oh, yes, GP sez he b building sumfing in LCBz bakyard…… sumfing bowt big rokkz …… adn finding kontraktorz……. adn deh middlol uv Janum airy. …
yew still haz yer crissmess hat on!!
Ai see you alsew, Kittyboocat. Wai yoo fink you is inbisibil?
I can has bakrub an skritchin?
Yoo can haz, but haz to cum hear to get.
Ai is kinda iced-in athe momint. Too slippy-slidey to travel.
This is like a first-person video game. Press the “USE” key to feel up the kitteh.
my pearly witez, let me show u et!!
HASHIM!!!!
Ware have you been?
Ohai rhsb!!
well… i had been away…
decided to drop in
i alsew dropped in yesterday, i guess u missed taht part
ohi hashim!
I beez goned a lawng tyme two…… wuz awfel, horbell fall fur da cat fambli…. I fink fings gettn bedda naow…. I finkso……
I wuz finkin bout u whil I wuz goned, hopeded u wuz okey dokey n ur kittehz two.
wun fing dat happen wuz moven intoz a ‘partmet wif FLEZZZ!!!!!!! N milo kitteh turneded out ta beez ‘lergic to da flez medicine…… himz gotta reverse mohawk whare awl ub hiz fur atween himz earz felled out! Himz gettn bedda…. just lukz kinda funni….
momcat
Ohai momcat!
ahh… fleaz… DO NAWT WANT!!
i hope teh kittehz am getting better soon, it wouldnt take so long cauz Simba had alsew gone bald once but he recovered soon…
Y duzzint kitteh just go tew spa reezort? den he get al kindz uv skritchinz… do dey eben have kitteh spa reezortz…?
Dis fella looks laik mah Liberry kitteh, Junior. I misses him. I had to taik anuvver job elswheres, and he had to stay behind.
Dat kitteh looks *ecksactly* like mai kitteh, Murf!
Ai wish Ai hadd sumwun 2 skratsh mai bakk, but Ai doan’t fink a kitteh wud be a gud eye deer!
me two, anni, an ai wants sumwun tew put loshun on mai dry dry bakk, an rubs mai feetses!
testin abitar…AGIN..
Stoopy wp
You has reset kitteh. Plz insert cheezburger in mowf to continue.
Ennywun gonna skritch mah back fer me? No?
::wanders off to find bamboo back-skritcher::