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Oh hai! Iz yoo new on da commints? Jes tu say in a frendlee way, dat we nawt goes on an jes yells first!! We lieks da challenge ub habbin a commint dat has sumfin tu do wif da pikshure…cuz ennyone kin jes yell first, but, wat’s da fun ub dat?? (Hawnestlee, we cawls dat de “f” werd round here!)
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If you gits da first commint, wifout yelling first, we will gib yu drinks, dances, conga rats, an sillybrate wif yu!! If sumone jes sez first, den we goes tu da second commint tu sillybrate wif dem!
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Welcome tu dis fun place!! Ai jes try tu xplain da protocol, an nawt want yoo tu feels bad, okai?
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An wii konsiders repetes ub dis tew be trolls, and we charges elebenty munnies tew use da troll rode, and elebenty times elebenty munnies fur usin da “f” werd.
PS Wii cawls it nawt sekond, or furvest frum last…
yah, iz troo. i juztez lernd that too.
bai teh way, what iz meening uf conga rats?
Teh Rats dance a conga in CON-GRATulations.
*runs up at full speed*
KAFLEEN!
*hugs teh donkey*
O, MAI! *looks around wiff a happy blushee fayce!*
tanks, lollycat!!! *chrissmuss shmoo*
Did u see that I captured ur holiday avatar before WP went all kerflooey?
U can goes to
kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html
All teh loliday avatars that I knoes about is there.
Troo, dis beh wat et meens.
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Ohai, Kafleen! *blows schmoo in donkey’s direxun*
I cawtted dat schmoo!
*wigglols wiff a happy*
W00tW00t!!! I seez a Donkee!!!
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Thank yew Donkee fur u noez wut!!!!
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Schmoooooooooooooz!!
ooh i getz it nao
otay, thx. im noo heer.
Welkum tu Cheezland, dynamite11!!
Dis b a wundermouze plaic….. deh peepz b nice adn deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!! u kin eeting awl u want heer…. deh fudz haz no kalreez, adn u kin drinking awl u wantz, tu, kuz deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl!! Dere b a wiki linked up top so u kin leering sum stuffz bowt deh way wii b tawking…. adn I haz sum halperz fur deh noobeez and not-so-noobeez at
http://cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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*handz dynamite11 a chokklit martoonee
Cheez!!!!
ohai dynamite11!! welkom to dis fun place! we iz always happy to haz teh noo cheezfrenz!
nawt tew wuree…yu’ll katch awn kwiklee!!
adn teh nies cheezpeepz arre awlwaez willin too halp!!
Santa brought me a kitteh
as u bees da furfest frum last wif da commint fur da picshur ai wans da concatshulaet uz!
ai wuns such a stoking 2es!
howabbout u? stoking or drinksis adn dancis?
nd Santy Claws maded shore taht kittah went 2 gud hoam
Congrats, Jane awn ur nawt sekund. Drinkiez an dansis – wat wud u liek?
Oh butz I thot I wuz nawt sekund…
Wow, yur comment wuz nawt there an then majikly et appearz sum tiem later? Mus bi werdpress weirdnez agin.
ohai, fanks Anipuss! is bery sunny and warm tudai (iz downundah in teh Nyoo Zild), so mojitos for all annna conga lien!
Hope u r habbing teh nies sillybrations onna Chrissmus day
U has teh warm sunnies?!?!
**packs bags to head downunder**
teh moar teh merrier!
Thx Jane – ownly 30 minnits leff uv Krissmus dai heer. U aer awlreddi in2 Boxin Dai. Ai aer in Lundun an we had dry brite(ish) but gettin cawld affer a mild spell.
*joynz da conga lien and haz manee danzez*
Conga-dansin rats sipping on deh mojitos sownds berry festive Jane.
Happy almsot-obber Chrissymouse to deh cheezepeeps in Your-up!
Ai is regretfully expecting to miss de Boksing Dai Partee tomorrow. Wii are going to MiL’s howse fer visit. Shii needs deh companee; FiL passt obber deh bridge dis last summir. Maybee I will shows her ICHC on her new ‘pyuter, but I think shii will nawt liek LOLspeek. MiL iz retireded Engelish teecher.
Tihs iz MOAS impoartunt. MOAS. An yuss, tihs iz bestust stuckin stoffur evur! *SIGHS from teh Qtenuss!*
Der woz a chokklit mowse stokkin stuffer, but kitteh nommed it.
prrrrrrr whatta bee-yoo-tee-ful stokcin stufr merrrrreeeeee cattmuss toooooooo youuuuuuuuuuu
I wish Santa had lefted me a bebbeh kitteh insed of teh migraine.
:sad fayse:
I hads moar migraine today, too. Not as bad as yesterday (no barfing!) but it dint go way until midday. It looks like Tuesday has a bad “aches and pains” forecast, too. I’m gonna take something preveentative on Monday night.
Migraines are teh ebil, aren’t dey?
Duz u feel lyk u has hangober teh day aftur a migraine? I do, an iz weered feelin.
When I gets teh weather hedaches I feels like I has a hangover *during*. I is teh queasy and teh sensitive to odors and teh mere thot of drinking lolcohol makes me ill. I takes teh meds that work best for me and then usually lapse into a coma-like sleep for several hours. When I wake up I am usually so much better that peeps who doesn’t has migraines think I was teh faking. Although, yeah, I has a little extry tired or weakness or soemthing after.
My migraines are the worst if I wake up in the morning with them. If I feel one coming during the day, I take an Imitrex an it usually knocks it out before it gets full blown. If I wake up with it, ti’s usually full blown already and all I can do is take an Imitrex, go back to bed and keep things dark and quiet.
There is a direct line of migraine sufferers in my family – me, mom, her mom, and her mom’s mom. They seem to be related to hormones somehow, because my migraines showed up about the same time that everything else did and those who have been through “the change” seem to have far fewer migraines than before that happened.
(((rhsb))) migrainez be the PLEH!
Migraines awr definitely teh PLEH! I doan git dem awl teh tiem, but ai fink ai hab moar tendency than most peeps. Often, I git the tracers in mai eyes, and ai know wun iz awn itz way. Ai tes hab tew stay away frum alkyhol wen wun iz upon meh (damnit). Quiet and dark iz definitely uh gud cure, sleep iz beddur. Mai fambilee az awkyoozed meh ob habin narcolepsy coz wen ai git the trailers in mai eyes ai fall asleep almost immediately. Ai fink iz uh defense mechanism. Ai hoap ai doan git wun todai coz there’s enuff noise and chaos tew wake teh ded arownd here…and ai wuldn’t wanna miss uh moment ob it.
::fambilee members luk ober NC66’s shoulders and whisper tew each other::
*Did papa fail engrish?*
oh yeah…and…
{{{{rhsb & lcb}}}}
Same here: I usually wake up wif teh and it’s already too late to do much about it.
My headaches now are mostly weather-related. I used to get them when I was on teh Pill, and around “that time” too. When I went off it they stopped or at least became moar infrequent. Thanks to surgery I don’t have “that time” anymore but I do still have my ovaries so “that time” still happens, hormone-ally speaking. It could be that more severe headaches, like yesterday’s, coincide with that other cycle.
*strokes chin thotfully*
*as always, wonders whose chin that is*
My ovaries my be leevin teh bildin soon, so mebbe teh migraines will too?
NC66 – u gets the migraines too? Nawt menny mens get ‘em. Mostlee wimmins dat I knows of.
If they is trooly affected by hormones, then prolly it will get better for u. I hope so.
TMI Alert
I was sorry to lose my baby-maker, but it wasn’t doing me any favors. I was glad though that my Dr. GYNyCat took care to leave my ovaries and cervix. Even though that meaned that I had to has moar surgeries recently to remove a growth from teh cervix. U rember, teh procedure wif teh smoke.
I was checking my messages earlier today and finded that I had a call from a week ago from teh reggaler Dr. TinyCat’s office about teh results of some blud tests. I don’t know how I missed it before, but now I may has to wait until Monday before I can call them back to find out. I’m hoping it’s something vry minor. I’ve had enough pleh to last me for quite a while alreddy.
Crosses her paws dat et beh nuffink pleh!
Nrrgh…did nawt need tew akksidentallee reed awl ob dat……..
Sorry, DK, but iz part of bein a girlie.
Wen u has serius gurlfren or wife, you gets to go through girlie-relayted problems wif hur. Truszt me, it nawt berry fun foar hur ethur.
ai has gurlfrend…butt nawt has tew heer stuffs liek dat……
My boyfrent is teh skweemish, but he was brave and taked me to teh horspital for both surgeries and holded my hand when I was in teh recoveries room. That meaned quite a lot to me, teh moar so because I knowed he dids it because he lubs me enuff to deal wif stuffs like that for my sake.
{{{{{LCB an LCB’s boyfrent}}}}}}}}}} *wispers* him habz brudder?
*wispers* Yes, but they is teh taken, also. I gots teh best one, tho, I think.
Besides, LCB did a grate job of nawt goin into too musch detayles. Hur wuz jes matter-of-fack abowt it.
And I didn’t post teh pictures, neither.
STN
O.O
wai awn urff wudd yew poast pikkchures foar sumptin liek dat???
I didn’t. That’s teh point.
Dere’s awlwais da
value…
butt stilll……WAI???? dat wud bee….wudd bee…….
ai nawt ebben has werds foar sumptin liek dis….
ai’z nawt shure ai ebben want tew knoe anne werds foar dis annetiem suun…
DK
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When yew lubs sumwon berry berry mush, and dey beh fasin sumfink scaree liik surjeree, yew will find dat yew will dew awl sorts ob research and learn stuffs about stuffs yew neber eber wanted tew noes about befoar sew dat yew cn halps and supports dem. An az tym passiz, yew will find dat less and less ub dis stuff bodders yew, because we awl be fasin et sumtymes, and tew noes dat sumwon beh der fur yew, eben if its “icky” tew sum peeps, dat beh da important, byeond werds.
…..ai knoez dat….butt stilll…………
Pleh…ai did nawt need tew sii dis……
liek, ai unnerstayundd…butt ai supposez it juss taeks eggsperiyunss to unnerstaynd properlee….
noes that u lolpeeps arnt alone…waeks up wif mygraaans da wurst. Iz when is happens, taeks da codeine, taeks twos ice-paks (1 fer forehead, 1 fur bak uv nek), threatenss deth to anyonz if dey makes a single sound, goezz bak to bed, into previously menshuned coma sleep, and wif luk, waks up wif gone. *sigh* Weatherz kindz uv headbloodyaches doz same wif – unless at wurk, thn odders suffers besizez mez, hehehe.
p.s. furgots to sends purrs-n-headbutts to rhsb & lolcatburglar dat dez gettums dayam headpains gone SOON!
Right back atcha, babe!
Hay! Stawp rubbin mai chin! If yew gotta rub, rub mai back!
O. Sry.
*rubs parrothead’s back, tries not to ruffle feathers*
**rigglols wif deelyte** Fank yew LCB!! Haz had backache awl day! ***gits LCB cold rag fur hed** Dis maykes mai hed feel bedder wen ai getz nastee migraines!
PSA:
When all else fails, try Benedryl
It’s a wonderdrug.
Pssst…Kafleen….
Benadryl made my brudder beet up teh Krissmis tree wunse.
Srsly.
Whut did teh krismess tree say to ur brudder?
((((LCB)))) Hoeps yew feline bedder nao!
Thx! I is.
Esme comed back from teh v-e-t on Tuesday smelling like perfume, because she is a snorgle-monster and they are only too willing to oblige her. Yesterday when I was feeling teh pleh it would get worser every time Esme came near because she still smelt perfume-y. It’s not her fault, I knoes. She smells moar like her ownself today.
Ai beh glad she hoam frum da V-E-T, and sowree she small purrrrfumy…. dat beh da hard wif a mi graine. Glad she smells like Esme agin!
oh just grates! u, lolcatburglar, gettums hedpains from “aromas”. youse are sooooooo screwed!
dis iz pawsiblie the cyootist kitteh ov awl tym!!1
awwwww
u too, madamz! ♥
aw, i wantz wun in mah stokin!
Splort
(Bursts into flames)
Santa better put some snow on me
****Flies ober and drops [something wet] on D.R.*******
A splort! Getz deh CCC!!!! I nawt gud at dis! Halp!
**sweeps up slightly smoking braynes**
***rinses dem awf wif dah cranberry ginger ale (bubblie)***
***packs bubblie braynes back intew hed cabity**
***puts on KrissMaaus CHRG (wif liddlol KrissMaus Mausiz on it)**
**wraps 4 layurs of red and green ducky tape rownd and rownd**
**leeds D.R. to Santa chair (witch is now empty)**
Here, D.R., yew sitz here and do nawt luk at deh kyoot kitteh!!! Hab sum hawt chokklit wif ka loo ah in dere, an sum fairo roacheros witch Sandy Claws brott!
**Wraps D.R. in floofy afghan hand knitted by MIL, ugly butt warm. **
Yew feel bedder?
*snertz* u sed “ugly butt”
**Snert** Gud ketch FTW! Ohai madamz, ai donut finkso we hab met! **Curtseas tew madamz** Pleeztameecha!!
Oh Hai parrothead
Happitale tew meetz u too
Aim here awl de tiem lurkin ebbery dai
Onlee unshy enuff tew ventur owt ockassunlee
buttz aih awl tiem watchz da show
*weeeooooowwww weeeeoooooowwwww weeeeeeooooowww*
CCC kuming froo!
*sc00pie sc00pie sc00pie da splorted braynz*
*washes dem in leftober eggnog*
*puts braynz bak intew braynbawk*
*patteeepatteeepattee* make sure awlla braynz fits
*puts brayn bawks bak tugevver*
*Tapeetappeetappee usin purplol duck tape*
*Addz RHRG fur added protexuns*
“QWACK” Heer yew go, Ms Duck. Heers yr tape bac
*Rapps DR inna cheezpeeps map floofy blankie, gibs cholit manatee and hawt applol sider*
Yew shud be beddur nao, DR… just donot luk at da Cyoot fur a whyle!
DR, yew gotted a dubble reskew!
Tanks u bofe
Ohai BUddyDitzmores Mom! I can haz leftober eggnog? {nawt dat yew uzed fer brayne washun}
Yesh… yew beh da welkum tew leftober neggnawg.
Butt nawt stuff fer washing brayns wif
HeHe, yew said butt! Fanky Fanky yew! Iz deelishus neggnawg! Ai nawt maid ennee dis yeer, ai uzu lee dew butt tew bizzy dis yeer. Yew hab gud Krissmus aihopeso?
Ai hab had a lublee hollendaise… peeps when ai wannid and kwiet when ai wannid, and snorgles wif mah Buddy kitteh…
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Yew had happitayl day, tew?
Ai did habs a happy wun, did nawt finkso wuz goin tew make it tew today, but did! Wuz kwite dah rush dah last phew daiz. Mai DadCat been bery sick last few munts an I ben runnin himz ebereewear awl dah tyme, sew did nawt eben start Krissmus till Mundai! My wine-ee-niss, let me show yew!
Sawry boat dat wine=in, ai habbed a wunnerful Krissmus and fank CC dat ai did!
Schmoooz on deh tippee top uv deh parrotheadz hed.
Fankyew cween! Nuff wine-in owtah me! {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}
Yew habbed roy-awl-lee gud Krissmus, mai cween?
Oh yes…. most egg salad krissmus….
*whisspurrz:
I gotted a prezzee frum a donkee fren…
Congrajamajical shoolasis tew beh pulling tewgevver a Lolmas dai when yew strarted awn Moandai!
Liddill Kitteh fitz
in Prezzintz Day stawkeeng lyke
a handz in a glubb
Liddill Kitteh canz
fitz n2 hirz Hewmin’z hart
juss az eezilee
Liddill Prezzint Day
Kitteh can haz 4ebbur
Hoam andz lawtza lub!
Jack.
Ur teh Awesome
Happitale Krissmiss Jack
Meenee Thnx furr bein such a gift tew Cheezland awl year lowng
Oh Jack, that was beeeutiful!
heerz a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand to fank jack for himz beeyooteymous pomes! ———***
Does anybody know what breed of cat this is? I’m very curious since she looks just like mine!
Merry Christmas!
Hai, Meagan !! Ah tink dat dis sweet liddl baybee is a plane ole short (or medium, hard 2 tell inna pikchur) haired Tabby cat. (Ah tink dey call dese “Moggies” in MerryOleEngland!) Dese wun uv Mah fave typezez uv kittehs, too ! Ah gotz da Phred kitteh, who some JERKFACE threw out uv a car window when he wuz jus’ about 2 munths owld, an’ a young friend (18) uv mine (Ah wuz about 53, den) who razed Dobiez bought teh kitten too meh… SOOOO GLAD !!!!! Phred is HUGE (18 pounds) an’ jus’ beeeutiful! AN’ berry, berry sweet an’ afekshunutt 2 eberybuddy! He tells us (hubby an’ me) how glad he iz dat we rescued him eberyday! ONLEE problem we haz wif him iz…he likes 2 lick da cumpooder mouse !!! (Doan know why…mebbe it tastes lahk whuteber hubby bin snakin’ on ???) Anyhoo, short-haired Tabby cat. One uv da bestest breeds inna werld! (Sorry 2 run on fureber…blame awn ole age an’ end uv Crimiss day tireds!)
iz full ob floofeh, a kyoot eggspesshun, adn succh kyoot……..
*SPLORT!!!!*
*RHRG brakes*
Oh Mi jus luk at this mess
Wher is de CCC when u needz it
Her I tink I can helps
Sccoopz scrap en scoopz
rinse under fresh spring waterfallz
stuff brain bits back inna hed cabity
replazes scull parts (mostly ennyway)
duck tape excessively
Here noa sitz en rest wiff dis ugly butt warm blankie
en nibblez onna chocolate possumz
en here sips on sum hot chocolatz milkz
ur gonna maek it, aifinkso ?
ooh…warm blankie….
*puts awn noo RHRG(wtamtoi)((wiff tinsell adn misseltoez on it))*
Yew sayed ugly butt! **Snert Snert*** Sawry, wuz sush a grate lyne, hadda steel it.
FAnks, butt yew did da ketch, ai did nawt eben nose ai wuz saying it! All-doh, lukkin at dis afghan, purhapz “butt ugly” iz moar appropry, apropreeut, um moar lyke it.
hoo caerz hao teh afgan lukks? iz comfee adn snorgleablol…wut eles is necisaree?
Ohai DK, ai dew pree she ate dat afgan! Ai tryd tew sabe ure lyfe wif it wen yew splorted, but aifinkso dat sabe got eeted. Yew hab gud Krissmus aihopesew?
yesh ai did, aifinkso! nawt az ai hoeped, butt wuz grate nontehless!!
Onose, DK is down! Getz deh CCC!!!! I nawt gud at dis! Halp!
**Fanks CC DK iz nawt on fyre**
**sweeps up DK braynes, witch awlsew hab liddlol scales**
***rinses dem awf wif da sparkly green tonic wadder**
***packs braynes back intew hed cabity, no ta sez DK haz larj hed cabity fur a dragun**
***puts on KrissMaaus CHRG (wif liddlol KrissMaus Mausiz on it)**
**wraps 4 layurs of red and green ducky tape rownd and rownd**
**leeds DK to Santa chair (witch has D.R. in it but dere is lawts ov rum***
Here, DK, yew sitz here beesyde D.R. and do nawt luk at deh kyoot kitteh!!! Hab sum hawt chokklit wif ka loo ah in dere, an sum fairo roacheros witch Sandy Claws brott!
**Pulls part of dah floofy afgahn knitted by MIL ober DK, dere is plin tea left on D.R beecoz is bery larj!**
Yew feel bedder?
Many cheez hugs to u
(repeeting dis frum erlier cawz lotsa peeples not been on before now)
and sparkly cranbery-applol joose, an fine winez for teh peeplez hoo like winez! an i waves my burfday wand an wishes evreebody a goodie bag full ob tehr favritest fings!!!
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heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz (plz to say hi to us sumtime!) an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an a big MERREE CRISSMISS to evreewun hoo iz sellybrating a very speshul burfday today!! cweenmj haz gived teh burfday fairy a veryspeshul crissmiss prezzie – her haz maded a list ob all teh cheez peeps burfdays her culd find! (mebbee not haz gots evreewun, but wented froo most ob her frends list an fownd all teh burfdays her culd!) so now burfday fairy knowz hoo’z habing a burfday!! akkording to herz list, yestirday wuz being Percycat’s burfday, an today iz LavenderRose22’s burfday!! happee burfday to yoo, an to anywun else hoo haz tehms burfdays today! fank yoo cweenmj for all yor hard wurk for yor loyal subjeks!!
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an now, on wif teh party:
we haz tamales (tradishulal crissmiss eve fud wher i lives), tortilla chips, hommaed whak-a-mole, potater chips an dip, cheez an crackers, turkey and roast beest wif liddle breds for liddle sammitches, veggie tray wif dip, elebenty kinds of crissmiss cookies! (inklooding teh wuns teh naybors bringed over), karmel korms, an for teh mayn corse: turkee!! wif dressing, potaters, gravy, roasted veggies in ololive oil an fresh rozemary, carnberree sawse (chunky an jellied), hommaed dinner rollz, an cranberee-applol pie!! an all teh candy yoo kan stuff in yor mouf, an hommaed fudje too.
Good grief, dat wur a big job!!
i wunts a burfday list, too!!!
U is so good, burfday fairy. {{{{burfday fairy}}}}
Dat party sound good. We is habbing teh Prime Rib tonight@! And…. spinach
salad wiff cranberries, and crumbulled bloo cheese, and walnuts, and teh red potatoe dish wiff melty velveeta an bacon, an teh hot sourdough bred.
Teh Prime Rib smell are verreh teezy.
I’m going to kafleen’s howse foar dinnur!
iff ai nawt awlreddy had dinnur (wuz liek Fangzgibbon, butt wifoawt teh mashed powtaetoews), ai wudd awlsew go tew kafleenz haows….enjai yur dinnur!!
ohai kafleen! mmm, taht sownds liek teh delishusest dinner!! we had a turkee, cawze i lieks teh turkey sammiches
iz yor boy home for teh hollyday? mine iz home for a week or so, wish he’s stay longer but him just gotted himz own place up at skool an iz ankshus to get bak. 
but iz nice to be habbing him heer for a liddle wile at leest!
I wishes dat u all cud come, too……
*wisstfull look*
one of the most handsome, smart, intelligent, kingly cats i saw on this site. and he IS a male alright.
he IS a handsome boy. How you know this, though? I has an impressed….
lots of cute lil cat !
dat iz a-door-a-bull
mai kitteh oscarz went in mai stockin last year he nomed a candicane den barfed
Wut kind ov kat iz dis?