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Santa?
iz finally chrismas! git up git up!
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Awww
akshly, scott got teh top spot…
HUH??? Dat wus nawt dere eben a few minuts ago. WP nom et and barf et owt? Oar dis beh site hijaxin?
Sumtiemz wen sumwun hoo hazn’t postid b4, rites a messij, WP howldz it fur a wile to chekk dat it is OK – dat iz prolly wye Scotts messij appeered laeter dan teh tiem showed
Conga-rat-ululations tu Scott on his nawt-seccund post. Most peeps are down-thread , but Ai offerz yoo drinks and danses ub choice dis Happytails Cataus morning.
Whaddaya want to trai?
tries teh coffee cake frum prevus tred- is nommy!
Fank yoo Kittyboo! It wuz exyperiment fur hubbehcat. I nebbur maeded dis kind befour.
Merry Christmas!
An dis nawt beh dere eder!
ho ho ho …
*fading into distance*
P d’B is it loan-lee at teh tawp-spot? Crismiss Congrats!!! May we serb yew drinkees?
ohai … it wuz an accident that ai arrived at the taupe spot. Ai wuz leeving a commint on the prevyous thred, when this wun appeared. No one there yet. Eberybuddy is bizzy doing chrismessy things ai finkso.
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Ai is sipping a mug of tea and reeeeeeelaxing. Best Christmas Greetings to wun and awl.
Merry Crissmaus, Fleep!
Sounds liek yew gots a good start on teh day!
An conga rats awn teh top spot! Heers sum peanut butter an jelly shorbreds I made!
*turns lolspeak off for a second*
Merry Christmas everyone!
*turns lolspeak bak 2 da ON posishun*
Conga ratz shoo lasiz, Phillipe, awn da nawt sekkond!
a cheery mishamsh to ery buddy!
Sandy Claws!!! Ar yuu stukk????
(Merree Christmas, to alla Cheezfrends!!!!)
Squished Kitteh.
Squished Kitteh
Kitteh makes ash of self chasin Santa.
ya noe… dat deserbz a hedesk..*thunk*
oh Missy, roflmao!!!!
ha! vary clebber Missy! Merry happy catmuss tu yu
How do thos silleh hoomins think a big fat man will fit in heer?
Meowy Krissmiss ebreewun!!! See y’awl tomorrow!
DK
testing…
cwap. Santa bringed me a virus for crissmuss.
guess I really was teh bad.
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if any of u gets a notificashun to upload Windows av2009 DON’T DU IT!!!
sry bowt yer virus. n tanks furr teh worning!
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Da gud mews is dat da persun ai bean wurkin wif dat werks fur da Cheezes is gunna be doin stuffs tewday, so maybe it nawt get aneebuddee else.
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Gud lux killin da virus, Leeza!
Frum da Cheezes Phlonquie:
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Thanks Lee for the information. Last night/early this morning, we continued to turn off more and more ads to see if that would help. Sorry about this. We are extremely frustrated that someone is trying to hijack our site. not such a good Christmas present. WIsh Basement Cat would take care of them.
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Merry Christmas by the way!
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Sew, dey dew beh tryin tew make dis bad stuff stawp!
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Ai has an
ty for da info….sowwy u’s gottem virus
axe sandy claws fur a mac, duh nex tiem!
sowwy about ur virus. i got dat one as popup lats nite. ai ben warnd dough. i got dat one last month!
After mistakenly looking at the dogs and armies
of Kurdistan my computer said it was infected–coincidence? I use your site to cheer up and these film clips did not serve me well!
Nawt coinsidens, aifinkso… sumwon been tryin tew hijacks dis site. Da Cheezes hab been informed, an are trying tew put end tew it. Enable yr firewall, if yew haz wun, and nawt looks at anyfing awna “redirect” frum here, aifinxo, beh da best adbise.
dis kitteh looks jus liek my Sam kitteh- complete wit the curiosity that will undoubtedly get him into trubble!
Merry, Merry Catmus to awl!!!! x’s elebenty!!!!!1!
{{{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}}
Hab a grate day ebberywun. The 3fk’s are off to bisit families now.
See y’all on Boxing Day!
santa paws bringed u a virus?
i prolly aTE santas cookies…
Santa’s stuck in the chimney!
There’s a song about that, by Bob Rivers, I think.
There’s something stuck up in the chimney
And I don’t know what it is,
But it’s been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don’t seem right.
And there’s something in the chimney
And it doesn’t make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.
merree krismass!!
nao…caretroll time….wut r u peepl dooing lettin teh kitteh plai in teh fyreplayce??? doncha noe taht teh kitteh can has a hurts in teh fyreplayce????? teh big jollee man cud curushes teh kitteh!! shaym awn u!
Caretrolls beleeb in Sanity Claws? Dat splains a lawt!
Hold stil Santa, ai’ll pull u daown wif mai pointy ends!
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Happy Christmas cheezfrends!!
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*runs awai frantiklee wif taype stuk awl ober, trailin ribbunz an a unwinding rol uv wrappin paypur stuk tew fut*
Ohai Cheezfrens! Happy Kitmuss!! I hopes yawl hadda joyous happy day so far! I’se prayin dat yew gave gifts that cawzed delites in the recip… ricipin… the gift getter. I hope nobody maked a stoopy mistook lyke myne.
my wyfe’s Kitmus stocking is the hyooge an iz teh chalen… challing… diffic… ber hard to fill. This year I wented to her faborite garden center and bawt her sum good tools and sone glubs and some knee pads fer gardening in. When she opened the last of dose she looked at me an sed “An wut duz you hab in mind fer dese?”
ROTFLMAO.
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Ai sowree, butt dat beh da FUNNEE… OMCC! *wypin awai tears ub laffter*
Judson, yer wyfe izz sooooo funny. On sew manee lebbels. Ai iz amazed shii haz nawt already gone owt to deh Naughty Barn.
Merry Christmas to all of Cheezland, and a happy blessed year to come.
And tew yew, Q!
Tanks yew, Q!
Happy day to yew tew, an a wundermaus 2009!
Mewwy Kristmases!(to all of ebry one)
Ghristmas Gift! (that’s a family custom of ours, to greet on Christmas morning by being the first to say to the other, “Christmas Gift!” don’t know the origin)
My ex-feral, Queen Tut, gave me a Christmas gift this morning. She has been sleeping in the corner of my room for a few days now (the other two on top of me, Tut on a pile of laundry in the corner) and when I got up and went into the bathroom, she followed and let me reach down and skritch her. This was a first!
Horray! Meowy Catmaus! *does happi dans dans dans fur abbycat an Queen Tut*
Wot a nise prezzy frum Queen Tut! {{{{Queen Tut an abbycat}}}}
I got a prezzy dis beatiful wite Crissmiss moaring tew! Teh goggie I iz googie sittin hadz……intestinal dfficulties…. inna nite an AI hadz tew cleen up mani…..prezzys owffin teh kitchen floer an teh carpetz, tew!
Poor goggie!
Yay, Queen Tut!
The only other time I’ve heard of teh tradition of saying “Christmas Gift!” was when reading a biography of Harriet Tubman when I was a lolkittenburglar. It was tradition for teh slaves on teh plantation to greet the plantation owner on Christmas Day with “Christmas Gift, Master!” and they were rewarded with a small gift of some sort. That doesn’t sound too happy when u rly think about it, but mabye teh greeting was a Southern tradition in those days?
I used to work wif a lady whose sisters and her would try to be teh first one to call each other up on teh first of every month and say “Rabbits, rabbits, rabbits!” She didnot knoes why they dids that, but it was teh fun for them.
(I is watching teh “A Christmas Story” and when I was riting that paragraph about rabbits, it was teh scene wif Ralphie in teh bunny soot!)
Tymin beh ebreefing, LCB! Dat beh da funnee!
so happee fur yew an queen tut; when teh feralm gibbs teh luv, is special. trust an luv fur ALL teh cheezfrens dis new yearz!! is mai wish fur all.
I dids a little researches and finded this site:
docsouth.unc.edu/highlights/
Teh relevant text is here:
“On the plantation, the transfer of Christmas gifts from master to slave was often accompanied by a curious ritual. On Christmas day, “it was always customary in those days to catch peoples Christmas gifts and they would give you something.” Slaves and children would lie in wait for those with the means to provide presents and capture them, crying ‘Christmas gift’ and refusing to release their prisoners until they received a gift in return.”
It goes on to say that some slaves eventually buyed their freedom wif moneys they gotted from this ritual.
Merry Christmas tew eberywun!!!
Hopes you gits tew spend yer dai wif lubbed wuns, furry oar nawt!
Merry Christmas to eberybody!
Iv managed to escape upstairs for a while.. My gran is here causing chaos! XD better get bk down there nao..
Hope yu are all havin a gud time
X
P.S. Just gettin used to this commenting lark.. wondered why my name thingymabob was different.. lol hopefully its k now bai
dudes! happy christmas!!!
Merry Merry KrissMaus to awl in Cheezland!
Merry Christmas Cheezpeeps!
MERREE NOOOO YEEEER BVREEBUDDEE!!!!!!
PLZ TO HOPE SANTEE KLAWS WUZ GUD 2 U!!!!!!
EEET MANEE CANDEES AND DRINKZ TEH MULLDED WYNE AN NOBUDDE TAEKS AWF JAMMERZ!!!
Akshullee I gotz new cawfee pawt anf I’z kwite jacked up on teh caffeniee!
YAY!
Yu hieds it beri gud, Melissa! *gigglols* Ai nebbur wud has gestid. Happee daez tu yu.
Prezzint Day Gye cummd
down t3h chimmnee andz now himz
gawn. How dat happun?!!!
Prezzint Day Gye lefftz
lawtza Cattznip, butz himz lefftz
t3h noyzee Doggeh!
Hewminz getz lawtza
Prezzintz, but Kitteh habz beeg
mownntenn ubz paypurr!
Kitteh getz 2 pownss
andz shreddz awwwl t3h deelytefull
ribbunz andz paypurr!!!
Jack.
yay jack! i lieks that, prezzint day gye
heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz (plz to say hi to us sumtime!) an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an a big MERREE CRISSMISS to evreewun hoo iz sellybrating a very speshul burfday today!! cweenmj haz gived teh burfday fairy a veryspeshul crissmiss prezzie – her haz maded a list ob all teh cheez peeps burfdays her culd find! (mebbee not haz gots evreewun, but wented froo most ob her frends list an fownd all teh burfdays her culd!) so now burfday fairy knowz hoo’z habing a burfday!! akkording to herz list, yestirday wuz being Percycat’s burfday, an today iz LavendarRose22’s burfday!! happee burfday to yoo, an to anywun else hoo haz tehms burfdays today! fank yoo cweenmj for all yor hard wurk for yor loyal subjeks!!
and sparkly cranbery-applol joose, an fine winez for teh peeplez hoo like winez! an i waves my burfday wand an wishes evreebody a goodie bag full ob tehr favritest fings!!!
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an now, on wif teh party:
we haz tamales (tradishulal crissmiss eve fud wher i lives), tortilla chips, hommaed whak-a-mole, potater chips an dip, cheez an crackers, turkey and roast beest wif liddle breds for liddle sammitches, veggie tray wif dip, elebenty kinds of crissmiss cookies! (inklooding teh wuns teh naybors bringed over), karmel korms, an for teh mayn corse: turkee!! wif dressing, potaters, gravy, roasted veggies in ololive oil an fresh rozemary, carnberree sawse (chunky an jellied), hommaed dinner rollz, an cranberee-applol pie!! an all teh candy yoo kan stuff in yor mouf, an hommaed fudje too.
Heey! Dis wuz mye lol not second! Juss luk at mye profyle!
Now eye haz a beeg sad. *snif*
C’mon, Santa-ma-klawz, pik up da’ pase!
Dere r a fat man stuk in teh chimny!o_o
santa babee, hurries down da chimbley wif sum noms fer da kitteh
Lawl mah kitteh duz dat aawwwlllll da tyme. She klymes owtta da chimnee an it makes me skared…
stoopid kitteh santa gunna kill u wif his fat ass