Comments on: Goin on Santa’s naughty list

By: scampy111

scampy111 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:34:05 +0000

oooo shiney! 0_o!!! woah kitteh way zone owt!

By: Craig.

Craig. — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:58:55 +0000

AHHHHH!!!! I dont understand you! i need to learn this mysterious language…

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:59:30 +0000

Iz rayndeers? Iz noo type o’ raynedeers? Iz Nawt-rayndeers? I iz confuzzled.

By: dynamite11

dynamite11 — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 02:23:26 +0000

we finks dat kittehs iz teh bestest gift

By: meltrier

meltrier — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 01:05:55 +0000

Oranj Bob saiz: Iz gud kitteh. Did nawt tuch. No noms ornyments.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:47:49 +0000

Luvli norinj kitteh jus wans tu aks teh Santa y, wen Santa obvislee so liddul, he gottid stuk in chimblee in preeb….privlos….teh fred bfoar dis wun.

(Ai gotsa Santa nornamint luks jus liek dat wun.)

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:39:42 +0000

Hmmmm … lessee nao …

Mebbeh yu cud saes sumfink liek ‘O ai jus LUBS dis goggie BERIberi munchees. Ai lubs teh goggie SO munchees dat ai mus tu b haben hims snorgle wif mi wyol ai bees laiink awn mai Bed Ob Payn An Suffrin. Teh lubli goggie an ai wil bees gowin der nao .. kthxbai!’ Den, wen yu r in ur pryvissee, yu cud
#1-taek owt noyen goggie’s batrees an frow dem owt teh windoh;
#2-serjikly dpriev goggie uv stuffin (iz ownlee toi, affur awl) an yuz stuffin in ur ohn pursunil eerz;
#3-noblee giff leff tovur goggie hims ‘freedumb’ (frow wuts leff ob stoopy-noyzee-eereetatin-kumpleet-wayst-ub-Erf’s-reezorsiz-hoo-cums-up-wif-dees-horbul-saddistik-tings-enneewae-???!! owt annuvvur windoh [NB - NAWT teh saem wun as teh batrees, kays dey finds eech uvver agin!]); an
#4-tell teh famblee goggie musta runned awae wyul yu wur sleepin.

Oar ders Plan B – dus yu gots a baesbol bat? Fur teh noysee stufd goggie, ai meens – pls nawt tu bee hurtsin ur famblee!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:05:00 +0000

mus bee sum siedkick frum owr lcb…

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:04:20 +0000

*gibs rhsb awl da monneh frum da monlolpoly*

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:40:42 +0000

Yeah!!! Him look liek him sayin: “OOOHH!!! Shiny!!!!”

By: Lioncat

Lioncat — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:11:31 +0000

Uh-oh.I iz broked crismas ornament…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:49:14 +0000

Gud eye sibohan.

U gibs me munnies so I kin bye awl teh battrees?

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:37:42 +0000

yesh… aifinksotooe. adn u shud precawshusleh byes awl da battries inna range… and misteryuslee lose dem tooe… wer bees da aliuns wen u needsem?

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By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:35:02 +0000

Hazza embarrissed.

**sticks bredstix in eers**

Hao do I luuk?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:34:27 +0000

Ifinkso teh batteries need to get misteryuslee lawsted…

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:33:24 +0000

oh mai! dat sowns awful… in moar den 1 wai… mebbeh u shud fink inna biggur sheme… twie feeding da goggie…oar… unplugging eet… oar… pluggin eet 2 da high voltage outsied da house?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:33:11 +0000

*sighs*

Those was for ur ears, silly!

Unless teh crunchy noises drownd out teh noises u doesn’t wants to hear.

*hands over moar bredstix*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:29:40 +0000

Oh grate. Now, there’s Turkish tv in the bakgrown, too.

An did I tayle u? Santa gibbed me a migraine foar Krissmiss. I woke up widdit dis moarnin so I stayed home insted of going to sillybrate wif dad’s famlee.

Nao dat teh rest of teh famlee is bak, teh kwiet howse is gone.

*snif, snif*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:21:44 +0000

::SNERK::

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:21:01 +0000

BATS?!?!?!

**runsawayfast**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:20:35 +0000

Oh, fanks, LCB!

nomnomnomnomnom

Dey wuz delishus.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:18:16 +0000

::bats at teh packichis ob batting::

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:17:52 +0000

*Hands rhsb some bredstix*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:17:47 +0000

Dere is a singing stuffed dog here and “i’m getting nuffin for krissmiss” iz emblazoned into my brane.

Need brane bleech an eerplugs, STAT!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:15:42 +0000

noe eerplugs, but sum batting? *hans ober 2 packichis*

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:14:58 +0000

u meens… taekin eet inno da liet 2 sees eet sparklol?

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:11:25 +0000

Ohai, Jack!
Thanx fur givin us presants
of wurds n frazes n cadanse
We alweez luk forwurd to
reedin yur Ohaiku
an injoyin yur vershun of Kittehsense!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:09:49 +0000

Duz ennywun has eerplugs? I needs dem.

asap.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:34:35 +0000

Nawttuchinunawttuchinunawttuchinu……
MAWM!!
I wuddnt tuchin!

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:43:49 +0000

Him’s nawt nawty! Him’s just lookin!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:30:29 +0000

*pat pat pat* no no no, it’s no wunz fawlt. iz just taht yoo posted 4 minits aftur teh furthest-frum-last poster. iz very hard to get a nawt-sekond, i wuz posting heer for almost a YEER!! before i gotted my furst nawt-sekond. so keep trying, an rebember to fink ob sumfin abowt teh pikshure to say!

By: 4w5435

4w5435 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:21:27 +0000

I DIDNT GET FIRST. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:15:32 +0000

Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
iz nawt nawtee. Hurz juss wawntz
prittee oarnamentz

Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
lyktz Prittee Bawkkz’ez Rappeeng
Pay~purrz andz Ribbunz!

Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
canz wayts 4 Liddill Wunz 2
un~rappz t3h Prezzintz

Jack.

By: Sir Scarfalot

Sir Scarfalot — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:11:57 +0000

eep, nawt meeee!

*scampers wif cane-shaep objek in mouf awaifast*

By: carosue

carosue — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:06:46 +0000

Mai Sandy wuz on her back unner the tree this morning, pertending to be a pressie. Only she cud not halp it when her back feets bunny kicked the tree!

By: carosue

carosue — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:57:15 +0000

Sumthing wrong here. These peeps have adventshurous kitteh. Right. These peeps haffa very nice tree. CHeck. These peeps haf GLASS ornyments onna tree? BOGGLE! WHAT were dey finkin? Altho dey do seemz to haf eschewed the hangy downy tinsels. Points fer dat. Hardest part of teh tree to gives up, I fink, wus the strands. But the goggie folks and the kitteh folks bof said, the pets will eat, so do not get. So I has not had it onna tree for 30 years. Sigh. But the kittehs wuz all wurth it. Ifinkso.

By: Sir Scarfalot

Sir Scarfalot — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:55:14 +0000

hee hee, ai jus pasted froms yestrdai

By: Sir Scarfalot

Sir Scarfalot — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:53:17 +0000

*siiiighs hebbily*

Ohai 4w5435, yoo maite bee noo heer. I try to asplains.

Heer in cheeselans, we dew nawt say “first”, “furst”, “1st”, oar ennyfing likes dat. if yoo must says that, say “nawt seccund”. It polite. Awlso, iff yoo sees a pictur wif no commints, pls maek yoor commint have something to dew wif teh picktur. Fanks for yoor cooperations!

eef a cheesepeep gets da comment first and it is a good commint, we sillybrate wif danses, trinks, andn fuds! Heer is a nice plaic, where we all hab niec funs! Wee hopes tew sea yew soons!

By: Sir Scarfalot

Sir Scarfalot — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:46:54 +0000

be nawtee!!!

it sabes sandy a twip

By: rainbow_cupcakes

rainbow_cupcakes — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:44:17 +0000

hmmm… mebbee.

By: zaffy21

zaffy21 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:33:27 +0000

halpin yourself that is…=P Merry Christmas all!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:15:48 +0000

merry christmas to all ob cheezland!!
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By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:14:52 +0000

Thx, BD’sM. Happi Krissmuss 2 u 2!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:13:15 +0000

burnded cheezburger better tahn no cheezburger at all

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:11:12 +0000

(repeeting dis cawz it gotted in on teh very end ob teh last thred)
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heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz (plz to say hi to us sumtime!) an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an a big MERREE CRISSMISS to evreewun hoo iz sellybrating a very speshul burfday today!! cweenmj haz gived teh burfday fairy a veryspeshul crissmiss prezzie – her haz maded a list ob all teh cheez peeps burfdays her culd find! (mebbee not haz gots evreewun, but wented froo most ob her frends list an fownd all teh burfdays her culd!) so now burfday fairy knowz hoo’z habing a burfday!! akkording to herz list, yestirday wuz being Percycat’s burfday, an today iz LavendarRose22’s burfday!! happee burfday to yoo, an to anywun else hoo haz tehms burfdays today! fank yoo cweenmj for all yor hard wurk for yor loyal subjeks!!
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an now, on wif teh party:
we haz tamales (tradishulal crissmiss eve fud wher i lives), tortilla chips, hommaed whak-a-mole, potater chips an dip, cheez an crackers, turkey and roast beest wif liddle breds for liddle sammitches, veggie tray wif dip, elebenty kinds of crissmiss cookies! (inklooding teh wuns teh naybors bringed over), karmel korms, an for teh mayn corse: turkee!! wif dressing, potaters, gravy, roasted veggies in ololive oil an fresh rozemary, carnberree sawse (chunky an jellied), hommaed dinner rollz, an cranberee-applol pie!! an all teh candy yoo kan stuff in yor mouf, an hommaed fudje too. and sparkly cranbery-applol joose, an fine winez for teh peeplez hoo like winez! an i waves my burfday wand an wishes evreebody a goodie bag full ob tehr favritest fings!!!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:08:40 +0000

*schmoos tew awl da cheez peeps* Meowy Catmaus and Happi Gnu Year!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:07:24 +0000

Awrite, whu eated all de candy canes befoar I did?

By: Kracht

Kracht — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:06:17 +0000

“therez a hooman stuk in da tree!”

By: cheezburgercatz

cheezburgercatz — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:05:54 +0000

Oooh u gonna getz in troblz.

By: 4w5435

4w5435 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:05:44 +0000

first