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but will i still gitz mah catnip?
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Praps he wull hab furgotted bai neckst Krissmuss
Conga ratz shoo lasiz, anni da kwik! Happi furvest frum last (and meowy Catmaus!)
Thx, BD’sM. Happi Krissmuss 2 u 2!
AHHHHH!!!! I dont understand you! i need to learn this mysterious language…
hmmm… mebbee.
be nawtee!!!
it sabes sandy a twip
ai is just halpin!
halpin yourself that is…=P Merry Christmas all!
…0! gettin coal 4 catmus nao!
But I hidez it so he nebber knowz…
or burnt cheezburger…
burnded cheezburger better tahn no cheezburger at all
I wish my cat’s didn’t do that too >_<
Mai Sandy wuz on her back unner the tree this morning, pertending to be a pressie. Only she cud not halp it when her back feets bunny kicked the tree!
first
*siiiighs hebbily*
Ohai 4w5435, yoo maite bee noo heer. I try to asplains.
Heer in cheeselans, we dew nawt say “first”, “furst”, “1st”, oar ennyfing likes dat. if yoo must says that, say “nawt seccund”. It polite. Awlso, iff yoo sees a pictur wif no commints, pls maek yoor commint have something to dew wif teh picktur. Fanks for yoor cooperations!
eef a cheesepeep gets da comment first and it is a good commint, we sillybrate wif danses, trinks, andn fuds! Heer is a nice plaic, where we all hab niec funs! Wee hopes tew sea yew soons!
hee hee, ai jus pasted froms yestrdai
I DIDNT GET FIRST. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
*pat pat pat* no no no, it’s no wunz fawlt. iz just taht yoo posted 4 minits aftur teh furthest-frum-last poster. iz very hard to get a nawt-sekond, i wuz posting heer for almost a YEER!! before i gotted my furst nawt-sekond. so keep trying, an rebember to fink ob sumfin abowt teh pikshure to say!
Oooh u gonna getz in troblz.
“therez a hooman stuk in da tree!”
Awrite, whu eated all de candy canes befoar I did?
eep, nawt meeee!
*scampers wif cane-shaep objek in mouf awaifast*
*schmoos tew awl da cheez peeps* Meowy Catmaus and Happi Gnu Year!
(repeeting dis cawz it gotted in on teh very end ob teh last thred)
and sparkly cranbery-applol joose, an fine winez for teh peeplez hoo like winez! an i waves my burfday wand an wishes evreebody a goodie bag full ob tehr favritest fings!!!
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heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz (plz to say hi to us sumtime!) an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an a big MERREE CRISSMISS to evreewun hoo iz sellybrating a very speshul burfday today!! cweenmj haz gived teh burfday fairy a veryspeshul crissmiss prezzie – her haz maded a list ob all teh cheez peeps burfdays her culd find! (mebbee not haz gots evreewun, but wented froo most ob her frends list an fownd all teh burfdays her culd!) so now burfday fairy knowz hoo’z habing a burfday!! akkording to herz list, yestirday wuz being Percycat’s burfday, an today iz LavendarRose22’s burfday!! happee burfday to yoo, an to anywun else hoo haz tehms burfdays today! fank yoo cweenmj for all yor hard wurk for yor loyal subjeks!!
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an now, on wif teh party:
we haz tamales (tradishulal crissmiss eve fud wher i lives), tortilla chips, hommaed whak-a-mole, potater chips an dip, cheez an crackers, turkey and roast beest wif liddle breds for liddle sammitches, veggie tray wif dip, elebenty kinds of crissmiss cookies! (inklooding teh wuns teh naybors bringed over), karmel korms, an for teh mayn corse: turkee!! wif dressing, potaters, gravy, roasted veggies in ololive oil an fresh rozemary, carnberree sawse (chunky an jellied), hommaed dinner rollz, an cranberee-applol pie!! an all teh candy yoo kan stuff in yor mouf, an hommaed fudje too.
merry christmas to all ob cheezland!!
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Sumthing wrong here. These peeps have adventshurous kitteh. Right. These peeps haffa very nice tree. CHeck. These peeps haf GLASS ornyments onna tree? BOGGLE! WHAT were dey finkin? Altho dey do seemz to haf eschewed the hangy downy tinsels. Points fer dat. Hardest part of teh tree to gives up, I fink, wus the strands. But the goggie folks and the kitteh folks bof said, the pets will eat, so do not get. So I has not had it onna tree for 30 years. Sigh. But the kittehs wuz all wurth it. Ifinkso.
Oranj Bob saiz: Iz gud kitteh. Did nawt tuch. No noms ornyments.
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
iz nawt nawtee. Hurz juss wawntz
prittee oarnamentz
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
lyktz Prittee Bawkkz’ez Rappeeng
Pay~purrz andz Ribbunz!
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
canz wayts 4 Liddill Wunz 2
un~rappz t3h Prezzintz
Jack.
Ohai, Jack!
Thanx fur givin us presants
of wurds n frazes n cadanse
We alweez luk forwurd to
reedin yur Ohaiku
an injoyin yur vershun of Kittehsense!
Him’s nawt nawty! Him’s just lookin!!!
u meens… taekin eet inno da liet 2 sees eet sparklol?
Yeah!!! Him look liek him sayin: “OOOHH!!! Shiny!!!!”
mus bee sum siedkick frum owr lcb…
Nawttuchinunawttuchinunawttuchinu……
MAWM!!
I wuddnt tuchin!
Duz ennywun has eerplugs? I needs dem.
asap.
noe eerplugs, but sum batting? *hans ober 2 packichis*
Dere is a singing stuffed dog here and “i’m getting nuffin for krissmiss” iz emblazoned into my brane.
Need brane bleech an eerplugs, STAT!
Oh grate. Now, there’s Turkish tv in the bakgrown, too.
An did I tayle u? Santa gibbed me a migraine foar Krissmiss. I woke up widdit dis moarnin so I stayed home insted of going to sillybrate wif dad’s famlee.
Nao dat teh rest of teh famlee is bak, teh kwiet howse is gone.
*snif, snif*
oh mai! dat sowns awful… in moar den 1 wai… mebbeh u shud fink inna biggur sheme… twie feeding da goggie…oar… unplugging eet… oar… pluggin eet 2 da high voltage outsied da house?
Ifinkso teh batteries need to get misteryuslee lawsted…
yesh… aifinksotooe. adn u shud precawshusleh byes awl da battries inna range… and misteryuslee lose dem tooe… wer bees da aliuns wen u needsem?
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Gud eye sibohan.
U gibs me munnies so I kin bye awl teh battrees?
*gibs rhsb awl da monneh frum da monlolpoly*
Hmmmm … lessee nao …
Mebbeh yu cud saes sumfink liek ‘O ai jus LUBS dis goggie BERIberi munchees. Ai lubs teh goggie SO munchees dat ai mus tu b haben hims snorgle wif mi wyol ai bees laiink awn mai Bed Ob Payn An Suffrin. Teh lubli goggie an ai wil bees gowin der nao .. kthxbai!’ Den, wen yu r in ur pryvissee, yu cud
#1-taek owt noyen goggie’s batrees an frow dem owt teh windoh;
#2-serjikly dpriev goggie uv stuffin (iz ownlee toi, affur awl) an yuz stuffin in ur ohn pursunil eerz;
#3-noblee giff leff tovur goggie hims ‘freedumb’ (frow wuts leff ob stoopy-noyzee-eereetatin-kumpleet-wayst-ub-Erf’s-reezorsiz-hoo-cums-up-wif-dees-horbul-saddistik-tings-enneewae-???!! owt annuvvur windoh [NB - NAWT teh saem wun as teh batrees, kays dey finds eech uvver agin!]); an
#4-tell teh famblee goggie musta runned awae wyul yu wur sleepin.
Oar ders Plan B – dus yu gots a baesbol bat? Fur teh noysee stufd goggie, ai meens – pls nawt tu bee hurtsin ur famblee!
::bats at teh packichis ob batting::
BATS?!?!?!
**runsawayfast**
::SNERK::
*Hands rhsb some bredstix*
Oh, fanks, LCB!
nomnomnomnomnom
Dey wuz delishus.
*sighs*
Those was for ur ears, silly!
Unless teh crunchy noises drownd out teh noises u doesn’t wants to hear.
*hands over moar bredstix*
Hazza embarrissed.
**sticks bredstix in eers**
Hao do I luuk?
Iz rayndeers? Iz noo type o’ raynedeers? Iz Nawt-rayndeers? I iz confuzzled.
Luvli norinj kitteh jus wans tu aks teh Santa y, wen Santa obvislee so liddul, he gottid stuk in chimblee in preeb….privlos….teh fred bfoar dis wun.
(Ai gotsa Santa nornamint luks jus liek dat wun.)
we finks dat kittehs iz teh bestest gift
oooo shiney! 0_o!!! woah kitteh way zone owt!