CATMAS MORNIN!
happeh holidaze 2 awl of our cheez frendz nd der familees! enjoy our speshul holidaze edishun of ICHC!
CATMAS MORNIN! PWESENTS! I SEE CHEEZBURGER! iz tree-o-clok in mornin. shaddup!
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HAPPI CATMAS 2 EBBRIWUN
Congrats on nawt second in your stocking. :3
Thx fur teh congrats, Komadori.
Wants sum eggnogs to sillybrate teh nawt second annipuss?
Merry Catmouse tu wun adn awl!!!
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May awl ur holly daze dreemz kum truu!!!
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Marry Catmouse cheezland! Sandy Claws musta bisited during teh nite. Elton adn Bernie waked meh up bai standin’ awn meh chest adn breathing toona breth awn meh. Tehy eated sum kitteh treets tehy fownd inna mai bed taybull. Ai donut noes ware tehy camed frum! It had tew bee Sandy Claws!!
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Hedbonks adn snorgels adn toona breth – brekfast ob champeons!!
Come grab jubilation for ur nawt second top appearance.
Happy Hula Daze, annipus, adn Maury Cristmews to u and all ov cheezland.
Ai go now to bake teh Christmews brekfas black walnut banana bread. Ai’ll save u all a sliec.
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Mehrry Catmas to you as well, Ms. Annipuss!
Oh gawd, I’m up early enough to be here to see this debut… x.x
me free!
purry catmas, kittehs!
an conga rats, annipuss! dancie? drinkie? what’s yr poyzin? (ooh, taht soundz oooky, butt mai momm sez it…)
Thx, Calicocoa, Ai hazn’t startid awn teh drinkiez yet!
A Catniptini, perhaps?
The Recipe For The Catniptini
Ingredients:
Catnip (Organically grown, varietal Meowie Wowie preferred)
Bombay Sapphire Gin
Dubbonet Blanc Vermouth
ice
Equipment:
Glass bottle mister (plastic makes the vermouth taste funky)
Cocktail shaker
strainer
muddler
Procedure:
Take a largish sprig of catnip, place in shaker, and crush with muddler using a twisting motion; we’re after the essential oils in the catnip here. Remove muddler, add ice and 2 jiggers of Bombay Sapphire Gin. Close shaker, then shakeshakeshake and dansdansdans for about a minute. Lightly mist martini glass with the vermouth. Strain contents of shaker into prepared martini glass, garnish with a fresh sprig of catnip. Meowie Catmas!
Ai liek deh wai yoo tink (and drink) Fuzzybeard.
Dat is a berry dri martooni wid deh catnip oilz.
FankQ, MomCatAnna! It’s nice to know that I can still make a decent martini even though I’ve been sober for 11+ years.
A Berree Merree Crissuss for Ambercat an Yvi-kitteh! We is habbin a joynt Anlgo-Jermun Crissmuss!
Fanku to Tidmum an awl owr Frends an fambly fur awl teh lubly gifts! (Eben tho we no has ennee cheezbrgrs!)
Mornin, Ambercat, Shmoos 2 u an Yvi-kitteh!
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL!!
Dinner’s in the oven, Champagne is in the Tidmum and Tiddlypeeps be full ob eggcited! Mr T.M has the usual Xmas job of assembling toys,sorting techno toys out and eating the Chocolates .
Oh and Hazel is being a Christmas Pudding Cat in the Kitchen.
Fern killed the Xmas mowsie stokkkin an had a nipfest. All is well.
Fankyoo to Ambercat and Yvi-Kitteh for our lubbly gifts.Fern an Hazel be stuffing Kitteh Treats from Yvi and Floppicat.
* Rushes of to baste teh Turkee an Pork Crakklin, refillin Champagne glass on the way*
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Hope you is hazzina lubbly Catmus an gettin sum Catmus goodies an noms!!
love an joy come to all cheezpeeps frum kittyboo; mai nez year fill wit contentmint an uninnerupted prosp… prus… pros pairity fur all ub us, ebbery wun!
MERRY CATMAS TO WON AN AWL!!!!
anb tu awl a gud bite ob gushifud tuu!
Happeh Yool back atcha. z.z Sleep cawlz meh nao.
Merry Catnmouse to one an all!!!!!
Aie hope ebery one has a lubbly dai and ani wun wiv liddle cheezpeep (hoomin or furry) did NAWT gets woken up at 3am
Merry Catmas to ebberywun!
Wii wish you a Meowy Catsmas!
Wii wish you a Meowy Catsmas!
Wii wish you a Meowy Catsmas!
and a Hoppy Gnu yeer!
Merry Crispmaus 1 and awl
from Stormy and Chessie and Catslave.
Merry catmas cheezfrendz.
From that mysterious lurker,
Mysterious.
lol, I woke up At 3 this morning too, and wondered if it waz too early to be going downstairs. >w<
O.o
Boichik wuz up at 12.30am.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….*Klunk…..*
Merry Christmas everybody. Did Santy Paws leave you any goodies?
Nothing to unwrap but I still have a job! Yay!
A gnu collar ( but nawt a collar for a Gnu)
Bawls to pway wif
Comfy blamkis to sweep on
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Dewicoius gooshyfud
Eggselesnt tuna
Floofy slippurrs
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Destruction-proof toys
Extra blankee
Fud, gushi
Gnu litterbox
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Hi-grade catnip
Iggsited kittehs
Jumping for joy
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Krismiss Kandy Kaynz
Luverlee Lacee Tings
Menee Memrees
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Meowy Catmaus, Cheezfrens!
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Nummy Nom Noms
Open Maus Holes
Purrs and Pettins
Qwick Wishes Fulfilled
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Reelly yummy treats,
Shinnee fings tew chase’
Tons ub catnip,
Uther shinee fings
Very tastee treats,
Wundrous toys,
Xtreemyly fuzzy mousies
ZZZzzzzzzz’s in the sunshine.
Oh hai tu awlla cheezee peepz!!!
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I hopez u awl b habbing deh happee holly daze!!
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I noez peepz b running rouwnd like crazzyz tuday. Deh nite watchmanz chrismezz eve appearence wuz here:
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/24/funny-pictures-kitteh-naiborhud-watsh-committeh/#comment-540682
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adn if u b wanting tu see awl deh nitewatchman appearances, dey b heer.
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cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/the-nite-watchman/
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Janet fownded wun I had furgotted abowt and I putting it in dere yesturday, tu. {{{Janet}}}
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Schmooz tu awl.
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Merree Crizmoose ebreewun!
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An a speshul Merree Crizmoose tu teh ICHC moderator dat haz tu bee at wurk inna Seattul snow tudai readin awl uff ower commentz. Fank u!
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Merry Catmouse to alla cheezfrends & peeps…. Ai lurves my ICHC and alla good peeps dat be here! God bless us one and all!
Merry Chrismouse anna Happy Mew Year to all deh Cheezfrens!!!!
Merry catzmouze to alls, an to allz a good bite!
meowy catsmas!!!
merry
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to awl!!!!!
TEST
Yu pass ur test — yay!!
**nao lessee ifn WP less MI has passin teh test, tu.**
Teh kittehs bees stuffedt fulla cheezburgers;
Sandy Claws caime, becuz alla prehsunts ar undir teh treee;
(Synce ebbereeboddy haz bin ehspehully guud, tehir gunna geyt ebbereefing thems wuntez!!!!)
Happee Christmas adn a Verree Merree Neuw Yeer:
To Alla Cheezpeeps!!!!!
Meowy Catmas to awl!
Mary Krismus to alla cheez peeps. We iz having kwyet happytail dai at mai howse. Kidlets got manee Nerf gunz and models and videohai gamez. Kitteh got skweekee catnip mowse toy wid feddurs fur tail. Bunnehs got dried pa-pie-yah treets. De hubbeh gots toolz an buks. I gots buks and close.
I maeded deh Swedisch Cawfee Cake (whish iz reely bred, an haz cimanom and cardamon innit, nawt cawfee) for deh hubbeh an it camed out gud. It alsew came owt to be a lot, so all deh cheezpeeps iz welcum to share.
Happytails Hollyday ebberybuddy.
Nom NOM nom!
fanks,mca!
YAY! Cheezburgers to awl!!
Also, Merry Catmouses to all! But, did want to compliment the picture-taker, and EZPECIALLEEEEZ DA CAPTION MAKER!!! Oh, purrrrrrrrrfect!!!
Lots of kewtness unner the tree
Merry Catmas, Hanukat, and Katwanza to all. Hope the Mew Year brings whatever your deerest wishes iz!
Marry Krismiss, awl…
BTW, SPODE!!!!!! from da kutness
Where can I get a kitten tree?
Iz da one hoo uplodid dis
itz osum
An we sends back a Hoppy Noob Year to to allz the staph uf ICHC nd der familees!
I had a sibling who would do that every year when we were young O_O. And i got the best gift EVAR…..the I can has cheezburger book! =D
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo, Happytyme, Too !! Iz nao da dai after Crismiss, an dis gramma-type-ladee iz TIRED ! But happii !! Saw da grankiddos, an da granimals (Daughter’z 9 munf ole puppy iz nao 135 powndz!)(Iz a Bull Mastiff…whoo tinks daughterz lil black cat iz bigger! Mastiff (Zoey) iz skeered uv da lil cat!) ANYHOO… Wanted to say, ” Happi Noo Yeer to Eberywun ub U Wunnerful Peepulz! An’ whut better wai to say “Happi Holly Daze” dan wiff a smilin’ kitten! Jus’ LUVZ da smilin’ kittenz ! Maekz me smile, Too. Luvz too eberywun in dis liddl wurld ! And izn’t it a wunnerful liddl wurld! {{{HUGZHUGZHUGZ}}} frum da Mama Gwyn
diz be teh stupedest i’ve ever saw.
ya ok don’t even try to make another one because im not laughing this is LAME!!
lolz funneh kittehz! die’n 4 catmas mornin!
lolz funneh kittehz! die’n 4 catmas mornin!