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yeeehah * cwacz da whip on da goggieee sleigh
dah expedishunz hitz a snag wen da goggiez pulling da supply sleigh…
keep tripping 0′er da frozenated droooool….
*puts snoshooos on teh goggiez*
now MUSH!
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Wud u liek anyfing for ur top spot?
Eskimoe pi??
heh! teh “i scream” kind?
Only pololar bares eet teh kind made wif reel eskimoes.
Boenless, ai hoap?
Iz dat liek gurl skowt cukkiez maed wif reel gurl skowtz?
Addams Famlee ref, FTW!
SQUEEE!!!
Splort.
*fwipfwipfwip* tendrilz bindup craneeyum area till CCC arribes…
oh my my my….
she lasted thru teh bocksing day partee, and hur speshul gifty.. and NOW she splorts??
okays….
*gets teh wet/dry vack*
*vacuumes up teh branes*
*steems tehm teh cleen*
*puts back in teh red hed’s hed*
*raps titetitetite wif sparklee silver duck taype*
*puts on CHRG (wmto)*
*hands rhsb a sawft red&green plaid blankee and a mug of hot choklitt wif hazelnutty stuff innit, and a choklit pengwin*
dat feel ok?
**unconsious mumblolin**
Ooohh….need prezzie….wares my speshul prezzie?
Dah speshul prezzie ketchid yew beefour yew hit da floor!
**luuks arown an tryes to fokus eies**
Why yesh, himz did.
Ohai prezzie. Plz to be takin me to my party-mint inna NB an stay wif me. I needs sum extry-speshul care dat onle speshul prezzies kin gibs.
um, i toadally mist da YanquiGiftxChanj.
i wuz ‘posed to bring sumfing frum booklion. well, i had anutter sumfings frum booklion, but i eated dem [wuz rumballs] can i start a noo round?
and
shure!
some of teh presents never got opened anywayz.
peeple got distracked…
and tehy say teh skwirrlz has ADD.
I nawt got distrackded.
I jes gottted the purrfeck prezzie teh nawt-sekkund tiem an grabbed him… I meen “it”.
8) Dat’s da spirit, gf!!
KK – Ifn u wants, u kin has same gift I gibbed ph.
Iz a instruckshunal bideo (by me) awn hao to pole danse. It inkloods 2 of my patented rootines. Wun iz to “So Hot” by Kid Rock an teh uther wun is to “You Can Leave Your Hat On” by Tom Jones.
GP took awf wif teh wun I gibbed ph, an wii is egg-specktin him to come bak an show us wat him haz lerned.
*kk4 reeches, pawses, reeches, pawses* Um, er, *kk4 tries tu imajin hurself pole dansin* *shudders, pikshurs pole fallin an takin da hole ceilin wif it, decappytatin da hole audience* *drinks more eggnog, wishes hur was 20 agin, den hur wuld be rite up der!!*
KK, u nawt dat owld!
U cud danse foar ur hubbeh. Mebbe dat make him happitayle agin?
Yu tryin tu makes meh saddle sore, gurl?
*snerks*
Wayle, WUN of us shud be!
Mebbe sum YNG’s culd teeches us, yesh? Yesh, dat shuld beh da plan…after all, a littlol edymication nebber hurt ennybuddy!!
*kk4 parks ample bakside in comfy chair to await instruction*
welll, ok
*putz a lil pakij uder da tree wich luks like a buk*
*takez an unclaim’d pakkij frm uder da twee foar buklion*
*carefully unwraps the beeeeyutiful wrapping rolls it up*
*admires teh ribbunz and bows*
* slices through taep, lifts lid and seez inside….
*stands on tippy toes, tries to see thru teh tendrils..*
*luks over at leeza outta corner 0 eye*
wispurrrsto leeza: wot in da whirrled izzit???
I dunno!
I never seed anyfing liek it!
That booklion.. always comes up wif teh gud stuffs!
Iz there any instruckshuns, or a manual in tehre?
wait, wot? dead eye do it rong? boooklion’s gifty i brot iz undr da tree (da wun dat luks like a buk.
I pikk’d up an otterbeeeyutimauzly decormatid box, but i duzn’t know whoo brotted it…adn doan’t kno wut it ‘tiz.
mebbee it iz
A UFO:Unidentifieed Fud Objet ?
Berry skerry toy?
Cardamom pod peepul?
Decormashuns fur da Hollydaze?
no u diddit rite.. I had a stoopy there.
someone can has open booklions later I guess!
on with teh list:
Ebil-vankwishing poshun?
Franken firemens accessorie set?
Golden tikket?
H…
Hookah
Ice cube trays in shape ub kittehs
Jumpin jellybeens in sordid flavurs
Kamakazee drinkees
Lounging chairs wif cushy pillows on dem
Mmmmm, chokklit martoonies
N…
Nobodee noes…
Opossum shaped chonklit?
Peruvian Panetón gone bad?
Quinoa leftover frm brefast?
R…
did tehy use rhsb’s video???
**Snert** Ohay baitehwai, where iz dat guiness piggeh and wen iz he gonna dans?
hoo knows?
but when we sees him agin, we shall find owt!!
conga rats yoo layshuunz tu sweetpea! yoo iz nawt sekund! partee and fud and noms and dryncs! wee~!
fank you!
Odearodearodear…
*reaches fur CHRG …. kint kwite reech!!!*
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Eeep!
*panic*
*SPLORT*
*thud*
o noes!!! heloo kitteh? gently pattz faes…lukz like you need furst ayd…
*fwipfwipfwip* tendrilz bindup craneeyum area till CCC arribes…
Ohai nightshayde, ai triez tew sabe yur lyfe and rhsb, but it sumhoao indid up at bottum ov dis.
Ah can haz dem awl?
Dey maeks mah hed goez splorty, but Ah wantz dem awl da saem.
Dey’s 2 lilleh 2 pul da slay. Sen dem hoem.
awww!! kayyutttee
Odeer! Rhsb and nightshayde are bof down! An most if nawt awl cheezpeeps habz bin drinkin bare ee us fings! Wut tew dew, wut tew dew?
Otay, sweep up brayne, try to keep separated, oh, iz eezy, rhsb is teh wun wif teh durty mind. **schmoos rhsb**
rinsee braynes in sparklee water (nope, rhsb’s still durty)
packy braynes back intew kurrect hed..
wrappee wrappe wif ducky tape wif pikshurs of babee new yeer awn…
snap CHRG awn each hed
wrap bof ov dem up in a rug, roll roll roll…. OOPS!! Dat wuz wrong. unrolls rug.
Yew guise ok? Here is blankees, wrap yurselves up and help yurself to gushifuds.
I gotta go, ai iz serchin fur a guiness piggeh an a pole.
Fanks, parrothead!
Gud luk findin teh pinny gig.
??a guiness piggeh an a pole.??
Iz dat aneefing leik a marshmellow nad a stik?
It haz to do wif sumfing frum teh last fred, HissyFit.
Er … teh explanayshun iz awlso a littul higher on dis fred nao. ↑
Dey is missssspellded “Norf” onna capshun.
Norf? Izzunt it Nawph?
Ur bofe rong.
I haz too syllablols.
Lyk dis…-> “Naw-orth”.
Dat’s rite, rhsb!! Also, fur doze dat not noes, Y’all hab two forms…
Singular….Y’all
Plural……All Y’all
Yay-up!
An doan foarget – momanyms.
In sentense: “Hows ur momanyms?”
*snkrs* We’d ask Gramma…. what for? An hur wuld say…
Wat for? Kat fur for kitten britches, dat’s wat fur….now yu du wat ai sed fore ai tan your hide fur baksassin!!
Aifinkso wii had da saem grandmudder! Aib neber enne odder purrsin uze dat fraze.
Wuz yur grandmudder frum Texas tu? Ai bornd an raised in Californya, but awl famblee is frum Texas an Arkansas. Ai lubs da phrases!!
Mai grandmudder wuz frum da mountains ob Birginny. It musta bin a soufern fing. Nicnaem fur dotter iz princess kittenwhiskers.
Mai grandma wuld complayn bout hur littlol haus, she sez hur nawt hab enuff room tu cuss da cat wifout gettin fur in hur mouf!!
Afinkso Ai lubs yur gramdma!
I uzzed to git soap in mai mouf wen I cussed…
Oh, meh tu!! Soap in mouf wen ai cussd…an Gramma maded lye soap…sumtiems all ar clothes wuld smells like bacon! Den onetime ai brings home a boifrend…after him leebs ai asks gramma wat she finks bout him. Hur sed dat him was as useless as tits on a freight train!! Hur wuz rite, but ai wuz shokd dat hur sed tits…*giglols*
AiKNOWso ai lubs yur grandma!
Whut their sayin:
“Weev reechd teh Norf P…
…hay, where is it? It’s meltid! Darn taht climut change!”
Mai commint box luuk da funneh now…aifinks ai borkd maiself wen tryin tu changes abitar…HALP!!
**sneek zup nad bat,bat,bats KK4 nad run saway wif a quikness***
Dat’s fur gibbin mee da “loanlee goatee herd -yodelady yodelooo” earworm las week. Mai kidlets fink ai am da cwazee fur singnin dat fur daze. Lukilee day hab seed SOM. Wii bee wii-in nad eetin lef obers nad eggnogin. Wud enee wan som?
*shakes hed* Ai always da hapee tu share da eerwurms!! Iz no fun tu keep dem tu maiself!! Fanks fur da drinkees! *pulls out flask ub Cap’n, jes in case eggnog need xtra kik* Mmmm, yeah, dat otta duz it! Stoopy WP, ai keeps tryin tu change abitar, since Wed, old one still show up on WP page an heer. *chugs eggnog, powts liek bebbeh*
Afinkso dis eggnoggin haz good kik by itself. Aiz alwayz bin fond ob da Cap’n maiself, dough. Poor me a shot, tu.
Ai leik da abatar! It luks liek yu bee tri-n tu hypmo tiz us wif da miss tereeus eyez.
Yu kin sees abitar? Ai onlee kin see da kitteh wif da santa hat on! If yu sees da noo one ai puts on der, is mai BC Mommy’s eyes. *kk4 wunners wy hur nawt sees noo abitar win ebbryone else duz* *pours shots fur HissyFit an self*
*wayts wif grate impayshunts tu see hur own abitar*
Fanks fur da shot! Salude!
Abatar iz lubely! My stoopy…whut’s BC? Mai Mainly coon iz black wif green eyez. I haz a special lubs fur da black kittehs.
U has Mainely Coon?
WANT!
Oh, meh tu, HF. Ai habs 3 BC’s in da haus! Dey awl has eyes diffrint shades ub gold an yellow. You kin see dem if yu clikee on mai bloo name an clik on my pictures. Must be byootimus tu hab one wif green eyes!!
BC = Basement Cat = Blak kitteh
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itz teh opposite uv CC = Ceiling Cat = Wite kitteh
*embarisst face* Ai sowee not anser qweshun about BC’s…ai got an xcited tu heer bout da green eyed BC…ai see dat nightshayde pik up mai slak der…
Iz ICHC fing…CC is ceiling cat…white kittehs dat live above an are da “angel” kittehs. BC, basement cat…dey live below, an leed da kittehs astray. Is kinda analogy ub good an ebil, but we all noes dat all kittehs is guud, ub corse!!
My nawt-sekkund kitteh almoast wuz BC.
Hur wuz beyootimus wif brite green eies. Then-boifrenz mahm decided to keep hur so I wuz nawt ablol to take hur hoem wif me.
But, I ended up wif my Josie, an dat wuz teh bestest eber!
PS, I named teh BC “Delilah”, after the Queen song.
Dat purrfect BC name!! Ai had one wen ai wuz 21..ai name hur Jezebel, after Rod Stewart song “Stay With Me”
We had wun naymed “Kinte” (wuz jus aftur ai reeded “Roots” bai Alex Haley). Himz wuz byootimus kitteh. Himz runned away wen we brotted a gurlkat hoam & she had kittenz. Kinte did NAWT want to sharing himz hoam, ai gess. *sniff*
Wun uv teh kittenz wuz a BC — himz name wuz Manny (mai Dadkat decided we shud haz Manny, Mo, and Jack). Mo wuz part CC part BC … and did nawt playing well wif udderz. We givved hur to sumwun hoo kud keep hur & sheed be teh onlee kitteh in teh howse. “Jack” was immediately renamed “Jennyanydots” & wuz teh moast wunnerful snorgulishus cuddly orinj (nawt poyzin) tabbeh.
Kewl names, nightshayde!! Ai lubs da orinj tabbehs tu. Aifinks wuld be kewl sumtiem fur awl ub us tu list da names ub awl ar kittehs frum da past an da present…ai always lubs tu heer wat peeps name der kittehs. Kinte bery kewl name fur BC, aifinkso! Once ai had two littlol kittens dat ai gotted frum a rescue place, ai name dem Lucy and Mrs. Mertz. Dey bof had da parvo, an nawt libbd more den a monf. Wuz bery sad. Ai found ad in paper dat sed reskew…but kittens was in cage in sumones frunt yard in da desert. Aifinks, now dat ai older, wuz not official reskew place. Dey wuz so sik, we had tu hab dem put down becuz dey wuz suffering so badlee.
I has known kittehs named: Josie, Peggy, Tom and Jerry, Prince, Delilah, Rufus, Stinkee, Munchkin, Psam (wuz Sh1thead), Cleo, Mandela, Merlin, Gia, P2, Honkers, Snowball, and Tiger.
We haz had: Sally, Kinte, Ramona, Manny, Mo, Garfield (anudder orinj tabbeh frum teh saem liddur – but himz got pneumonia crost teh brij as a kitten), Jennyanydots, Nina La Gatita Concentida Cleocatra Donna O’Catter Tightrope Walker Little Miss Mouse TyPHOON (yesh – awl wun naem), Dusty, Tyler, Timmy, Skimbleshanks, Spot, and Squeak. Oh — and I had a Munkustrap (Munkie) during collij but had to giv him away ‘cuz mah roommate wuz allerjik … shoulda kept Munkie & gotten rid uv teh roommate, aifinkso.
Dey r all bee-utimous! Mai mainly coon is wunnerful! He iz da bestest frend-whereber ai go, hez dere tu. xcept at nightynite. He sleepz wif dotter. He’s 18 lbs of da floofy, all black and naemd Hissfissian! Lub da naems yu guies pikked!
Ai welkums yu tu mai unofficial BC club!! Mai Secret is mai favrite bebbeh BC. Him da one in most of the pics, an da kitteh on mai profile. Him bout 15 pounds, but him gots pretty babyface, an him sleep wif us ebbrynite!! Of corse, jes meh an husbin, all da kids is grown an gone, so kittehs is ar kids now!
I is alreddy a membur, rite?
BC Thelma is sittin in my lap rite now….
mebbee wii shud maek da BC club offishal…Yu culd bee da prezident.
Mai kittehs hab bin naemed: Taffy, Sparkle, Taffy2, Sparkle2 (much creativity as a child) Pixie nad Hissfissian.
Leeza – I still nawt figgur owt witch wun Thelma iz.
Lemme see if I get dis rite:
* Weezy is floofy awn bed
* Flower is floofy caliko/tortie dat Blossom iz awn hur tayle
* Gummi iz floofy white an gray tabbeh dats luukin up from floor
* Who is short-hayred caliko wif blak spots awn hur fayse?
*wispurrs back*
Ai wud bee Taffy King
*giglols at idea ob beein in “dat” kinna mobie* *den blushes*
*embarissd face* Ai sees da anser der, yu gots Thelma an Weezy!! FTW!!!
Heer mai kitteh names frum da past an present…
Kitty Sue, Stupid (mai dad named dat one), Piewakkit (siamese), Cinder, Sasha, Cindy, Jezebel, Rosemary, Rambo, Chelsea, Nikkels, Bob, Ripper, Secret, Mommy, Baby, Bubby, Fehta. I had two Chelsea’s an 2 Sasha’s.
Tehn mine wud be Ludwig Wedgewood.
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I dont fink that sownds sexee.
HissyFit…is fun game! *laffs like old broad at thot ub bein in dat kinna moovy*
red- teh calico wif blak on her face is also Flower, shez not really longhaired, altho hur tail is a bit floofy.
Thelma is teh next to teh last pic. Blak kitteh, sitting in profile, looking to teh left. Behind her u can see some shelves…
*kk4 runs tu look*
Bewtiful kittehs, leeza!!
um.. wot was I sayin about my BC?
*sigh*
I just found anothur spot where she’s been peeing.
Shez a sneakee littul $h1t.
I’d cut off my own arm before I’d hurt her, but I sware… she is trying my pashentssssss!
Leeza-b…sumtiems Ripper duz dat. If der ebber any plastic grocery bags on da floor, him pees on dem, ebben if catbox iz cleen. Ai nawt noes why.
I has had Thelma and Weezy for 13 years next month. They has never, in all that tiem, p’d outside the box. UNTIL this fall when I brot Gummi in teh howse.
The first time, she p’d on my hed. No lie.
Teh next time, on teh cowch, rite in front of me.
Then on my laundry baskit.
Now, she’z going sneeky places.
This time it was in teh middle of some balsam cuttings I had left in on teh floor from puttin teh tree up. I dint know til I went to throw them out that she’d bin p-ing these. And more tahn onse.
Pleh.
Leeza, duz you still hab da same catboxes? Wen we took Baby in, we got new catbox cuz now der 4 kittehs in haus. We bot da big storage tubs frum walmart, an fills dem wif da clumping litter. We gots two ub dem. Ripper likes tu trap da udder kittehs in der an corner dem an not let dem out. But we had tu change da whole catbox fing wen we got too many kittehs. Instead ub da traditional litter box, we gots da tubs…bout 3 1/2 feet long and bout 18″ wide wif no cubbers on dem. Seems tu work, but ai has tu keep da plastic bags off da floor, cuz Ripper will pee on dem. *sigh* Ai nawt noes why.
Kinna sound like Thelma tryin tu mark hur terrytory..nawt dat it helps much…
yup.. ifinkso….
*notes that she marked ME furst*
They were sharing one box, and never had a problem, but when I brot in Gummi I added a second box…
I wud liek to find some kind of functional furniture solushun to teh litturbocks issue… I has a small howse, and they take up so much room and r teh fugly! But teh nise litterbocks-hiding things are very xpensive..
*Peeks owt frum under tree* Ohai everybuddy, I cud nawt come tew teh Bawksing Dai Partee, and cannot stay nao. Had a liddul dentul E merjensee, awl bedder nao and awl I paid dentist wuz Christmas Cookies!!! See youall back on Mundai, aifinkso. *Schmoo*
Oh, leeza, ai sympathize wif yu!! We hab bery small haus, two bedrooms, one bafroom inbetween da bedrooms. Da one bedroom is mai sewing room/catbox room. Mommy (Secrets mom) was feral, an hur bin in da haus bout 6 yeers. Her still baks up in catbox an sprays, ebben doh her fixed. So in da corner, wer da two giant tub catboxes meet, husbin nailed up big black plastic so hur not sprays on da wall. Um, is most attractive…..ai nawt has much company, jes sumtiems mai famblee, but dey noes bout how we is crazy cat peeps, an den husbins biker frends, who, btw…are not allowed tu use da catboxes!!!
Der wun on da rite ruks surprized. Wunner what dey see? Cud it be:
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Aardvaarks?
Big tracts ob snoe?
Cones ob snoe?
Dingoes?
Elf-i-fonts?
F…
Four wheeler driven bai goggies?
Ghostees an Goblins?
Hoomins scratchin der selves?
Ink blot tests?
J…….
Jabberwocky
Klingons
Lilliputians
Munchkins
N…
OOooh — ai LURVE yer new abatar, Moe!
he he! 10Q nightshayde. Hobbes iz wun ub mah faybrit kartune karakterz. Ai finkso Bill Watterson iz wun ub Merryka’s grate gifts tu teh whirled
Ai lubs me sum Hobbes, tu! Butt (giglols) ai do finkso Bill Watterson iz a bit ob a whineyhiney. Himza beree talon ted cartunest, dough.
Jellicle cats
Kool auroa boor-ealis lites
Lonlee, lost goatherd
M…
Jumpin kanga roos?
Kleenex boxes in hyding?
Lyons, adn tygers, adn bares..o mai!?
Manee elves?
N….
Nanook ub da norf?
Octopusses wif mittens on?
Phil Donohue?
Qwakky ducks?
Resident Evil?
S….
Sillee skwirrls in Santa hats? (nawt dat therez ennyfing rong wif dat)
Tarantella-dansin tarantulas?
Upsied-down pineapplol caek datz rite-sied-up by mistayke?
V…
Veree beeg pole Arbears
Whales walking upwite
Xciting noo sno shoos
Y…
Yellow snow?
Zebras driving zambonees?
dey look dashing in da snoe
trying to set up my comments paramaters please bear with me
Karenh831…wen yu is on yur profile page, aifinks dat yu cut an paste da linkee on top…on mai aol is da one at bery top ub toolbar…yu cut/copy dat, an put into da IRL box in da commints…aifinkso. Pleez tu help, peeps!!
Ai changes abitar, now mai commint box is awl borked up…but aifinks dat wat yu duz.
ohai KK4, welkum bak!! did ju hab a rilly rilly gud n safe time?
Oh hai, Jkitty!! Waz wundermuss tiem wif family an grandson! We hads tu leeb before we had da big dinner, cuz da snow wuz jus piling up. Mai son, grandson, an oldest dotter stayed da nite at Mom’s, cuz was tu gnarly for dem tu dribes in.
Sisteh an meh gave Mom hur qwilt. We awl cried an cried, da husbins an mens started shooting deze screemin monkees round da room….wuz typical, but bery nice! Da snow an blak ice was da scary, ai glad dat mai kids waited to leeb til today!
ai aim glad yew are home safe n sound!! we finely gots sum rain sew teh snow is meltin!! ish messy (aifink ai liked snow beddar)
ai am in teh process ob takin mai hat off…….. but i still sees it here…. on the who be tawkin list ai see mai blak kitteh
Iz da frustratin!! Ai changed abitar on Christmas eve, an still udders kin see new one, an ai nawt kin sees it. Der wuz big snows in Tehachapi dis yeer. We park da car at Grandpa’s haus in town…den mai stepdad an brudder in law dribe us into town in 4wd frum da mountins. Wuz snow an ice til we hits Mojave.
Was nice, Grampa is 94, mai grandson, Isaac jes turned 1. So once we left, Isaac mellowed out bout strangers, an dey took pikshurs of Grandpa wif Isaac on his lap, watchin his Elmo moovy. So it’s anudder 5 generation picture!!
duz yew see mai black kitteh? ai think ai see yer noo abatar…… mebbe yew need to delete cookies n stuffs (ai dont know tew much bout dat stuffs)
sounds like der are sum speshul pikshurs dat yew will treasure for a long time!
cant figure it out; sorreez
The fluffy blankets look like snow banks. The cats are crawling around inside. Kind of makes them look like they are exploring in the Arctic.
**rushiz to D.R. tew see if haz feevur** **puts wing tips jintlee awn hed** Yew feel otay, D.R.? Yew tawlking funnee!
I jus tryin to help Karen. Sorry about the serious werds.
Iz otay. Yew iz nyce tew dew dat, ai jist maycon shur yew otay an iz nawt permanunt candyshun!
Ai wuz just given a sad.
Ai finded owt dat a co-werker’s howse got borkeded into on Toozday nite wile dey wuz owt shoppin (fank CC dey wuzzint hoam). Poar fing! Dey had to buy a new door (teh burglar crow-barred teh old door open) … and ai gess their Krissmiss prezzies got stolen. Dey haz an 8-year old dottur (kud haz teh age rong). 
Teh pplz is fizziklee saef, but ai iz shur dey duzzint feel teh saef in deyr howse nao. *sniff*
Teh manajurs haz bin collektin fings fur hur — moastlee prezzies. Ai iz nawt a manajur (nor duz ai play wun on TV), but ai just givd a liddul munniez.
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Ai hoap teh purrsun who did this slices himz arm open teh next tiem himz brakes in sumwere & bleedz to def slowly & painfully … befoar himz kin get in & steel sumwun else’s stuff.
Oh noes, nightshayde!! Ai iz soree tu heers bout dat!! Poor dem, an poor littlol dotter dat had hur prezzys stolen. Dat so rong, ai hopes dat ebil person git ebbryfing dey deserve, an more!
KK4 — did you maek the peanut butter fudge you menshunned in teh last fred? If so, would you plz shaer teh recipe? *luks hoepful*
Iz eezy!! Yu makes da fudge frum da bak ub da Kraft marshmallow kreme jar, but instead ub chokklit chips, yu puts in peanut budder chips!! Eezy duty!! Ai usually puts in extra bag ub da peenut budder chips in der, cuz sometimes it not set up rite…so jes use da p.b. chips insted ub chokklit ones, and throw in extra bag ub dem! Iz mai fabrite fing fur chrismiss!
Ooooh – ai kin do dat!!! Ai eben haz teh chips awlreddee. Ai apparuntlee haz a fing fur bying chips. Ai buy dem wenebber deyz on sale — and dey is offin on a multiple packij feechur. Ai haz SO mennee chips!!!
*nods nods* Yu nebber noes wen yu will needs dem!! Ai duz put xtra bag in der, cuz da firstest time ai did it liek dat wuz too soft. Ai calld it “spoon fudge” an da kids jes scoop it out ub pan wif spoon!
My mahm maded cake lyk dat wunse. It nawt setted up, but wuz teh best-tastin mess wii eber nommed!
Mmm – sumtiemz teh messiest baekd guds iz teh bestest taystin wunz, aifinkso.
Dat’s how we always duz it, nightshayde! If it nawt turns out liek yu thot, jes pt da wurd spoon in frunt ub it!! Spoon candee, spoon fudge, spoon cake, etc!!
Dat werks fur meh! Teh udder fing to remember iz dat if a caek luks uglee, cuvvur it wif LAWTS uv frawsting to eeben it owt.
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Gotta go fur a liddul wile. Huzbin iz coming to haz lunch wiff meh (ai werkz today – himz haz day off).
I hoap the Bad Person’s soul gets eated by Basement Cat
Prittee Wun reseebz
T3h Wurld’z Sawfftest Blankitt 4
Prezzintz Day. Liddill
Kittehz kwikklee maykz
itz Dayr Oawn. Lawtza playssez
2 Cuddillz and Napz!
Lawtza playssez 2
tunnillz andz ekksploarz. Liddill
Kittehz maykz wyze choyss
Ptittee Wun canz
shayr, but Feelyne Lawz iz awn
Liddill Kittehz’syde!
Jack.
***clappity clappity floofy paws fli wif calppings***
Bwavo! Bwavo!
Jack, u is teh awesum, as yooshual!
Hao wuz ur Krissmiss?
Yay, Jack!
Merritayl Krissmiss & Happitayl Bawksing Day!!!
Ai iz goin tew tayke shower and vakyewm mai stoopy howse, WP haz nommed mai lst 3 commints!! Hope dis wun makez it. Bye cheezpeeps!
See ya latur, PH!
Buy!
**gigglols and runs to flush da toilet 10 times***
Brrr….iz caowld…..
Adn kyoot…..
*SPLORT*
Oh noes!! DK haz splorted agin wif da kewt kitteh pikshurs!!
*runs qwiklee tu DK*
*sweeps up branes frum da floor carefully* *sweep sweep da branes*
*takes branes an rinses dem wif wadder dat smell like chokklit*
*carefully puts branes bak in cranial cavity*
*dukky tapes cranium closed wif dukky tape dat hab pikshures ub snowmens on it*
*slaps on 50′s style bathin cap wif snowmens on it*
*wraps DK up in floofy cheezmap blanky wif poi*
*gibs DK hot chokklit an sits him in comfy chare*
*pleez not tu look at pikshure uf da floofy splortatious kittehs for at leest 1/2 hour*
*sniff* Chokklit? whar?
mai braene smellz liek chokklit!!!!!!
Iz FTW, DK!! Yu gots chokklit smellin branes, an hot chokklit tu drinks!
Hey, kin yu sees mai new abitar dat is cat eyes wifout chrismiss hat? Ai bin messin wif dis stoopy WP fur a long time…sum peeps kin see new abitar, but ai still not kin sees it! *frowny face*
ai wuz juss gonna sai sumptin baowt yur noo abbatar….butt ai splorted nawt-second….
How cums ai nawt kin sees it? Ai still sees da kitteh wif chrismiss hat on! Ai log off WP, ai log off ICHC, ai goes on compooter an eat all da cookies an history, ai reboots…wat else am ai spost tu do? Duz new abitar luuk nice? Is it black kitteh wif pretty yellow eyes?
yez. yu haz bee-you-tee-ful avatar wif lellow eyes on BC.
Fanks yu, nyghtwind…ai wishes ai culd sees it!! Ai dun wif chrismiss now! Ai hab a stoopy wen it cums tu dis stuff…tuuk forebber tu change it tu da hat kitteh, now ai wishes ai not dun dat!!!
Mebbe restart teh pyooter? Ai seez yer new abatar — iz bery pretteh BC.
Fanks, ns, ai trys tu du dat agin…*runs off tu restart*
**sniffs DK’s braene frew himz eer*** YUM! **finkso beek iz stuck in DK’s eer** ajeiwopfjxzclj ;aeoijfdlk jdlkjcm k j;aeoij ;io da; ***POP sound, eer scales fly*** OfankCC! Sawree dere DK, cud nawt rezist dat smell!
HAY!!!! git yur beek aowtaa mai eer! beesiedz…ai nawt reelee has much ob an eer annewaez……
**Syz simpafetahcully** Me needur. Eers ober raytid, aifinkso.
ai can has eers….dey juss bee littlol hoels in teh sied ob mai hed…..
Iz nawt nyce tew brag. **sad eer depryvid fais**
ai’z shure yoo has eers…dem juss bee hieydin unner yur feathurrs…
Were all da pengwens at? We were told ther wood be pengwens!
Pengwins bee att teh othurr powle, aktchualee……
An aifinks da wooden pingwens beh at da gift shop, yesh?
pengwens mai cuzzins, aifinkso! Dems libs at odder pole, aifinkso. Nawt shore, sew mush tawlk of poles today!
Hay, ai jist reelyzed ai nawt gibbed mai bocksing dai giffs tew teh YNGs! Do nawt want dem tew feel un uh pree she ate ud. **goes tew tree, picks up minee minee smal (ring box syze) packajiz.** Enneebodee wanna help me pass dese owt?
*hops up an down* Meh, Meh, Meh!! Ai wants tu pass owt wif da YNG’S!! Um, ai meens, tu pass out der gifts, ub corse.
Um mebbeh we kin arranj boff! Less hab drinkees wyle we pass dem owt! Otay, cum wif me tew NB! Yew wanna know wutz in dah pakajiz?
*ponders YNG pakajiz* *springs up* I’m game!!
***shockee fais*** KK4! Shamee awn yew!! **ponders YNG pakajiz, ummmm** **shakes self back tew reality** **fedders fly**
Ai MINT in dere prezzints!
Well, ub corse dat’s wat ai ment tuu! Ai am surprized at yew fur finkin dat!!
*kk4 grabs a flyin fedder, puts it in hair fetchingly*
Ohaopruddee! ***luks arownd fur sumfing tew dress self up tew, fyndz rudolf nose dat blinks, putz awn beek**
Otay, lez go. **startz walkun to NB wif KK4, sippun drinkees**
In teh packajiz, um ai meen, in da prezzints, iz itteh bitteh fig leefs fur dem tew where sew deh nawt bees cold! Yew finkso dat is gud prezzint?
*links arms wif parrothead* Oh, aifinkso!! Dey so itty-bitty! Jes liek doll clothes! *whispurrs* an if it cold…aifinks dat is guud size, yesh?
**fawls awf chayre laffin** *gitz up still laffin**
Datz why aifinkedso we shud keep dose partz warm! Iz hard to fink ov prezzints fur da phlonkees (sawree, nawt speeks fronsch). Aifkinso iz TTI cusstum?
Aifinks dat da masters takes care ub da phonques…or howebber dey sez it…aifinks dat we kin be safe wif da fig leefs!! *clinkee glasses wif parrothead*
*we kin be da happy dat cold affects us in bedder way, yesh?*
I nawt happee wen I iz affeckted by cold.
Berry embbarrassing if owt inna publick.
Yesh Yesh! **singz** Iz fun, jist bee un a gurl**
Aifowtso sumwun sayed we shud git prezzints fur YNGs and fyremins? Odeer, ai gibbed teh fyremins pressints awlreddee!
Foar me, bein a girlie nawt sew musch fun.
Pleh.
Bak in da burn yur bra 70′s, yu culd put bandaids obber doze places…*snikrs* but den yu hab squares der….
I kno dat uthurs has had fings werse tahn I iz, but I gots kweshtun: HAO did tehy stand it?
Mebbe I gots low threshowld foar payne.
**finks of band-aids bein pulled awf sensitib areas**
YEEEOOOOWWWCCCHHHH!!!!!
Aifinks, dat bak in da day, feminism wuz nawt awl it wuz crakkd up tu beh!!
Oh, ai had tye dyed purplol t-shirt wif da braless look, da bandaids on der…ai luuk down an is raised up SQUARES. Yeah, dat’s da luuk ai wuz goin fur!!
when we did Madrigal dinners at LA Tech, the serving wenches, would use duck tape to ummmmm, eerrrrrr, ummmmm……..enhance clevage.
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one woman, who by the way didn’t have clevage….she had cleveland, forgot to put that spongy pre-wrap one uses under sports tape.
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the screams I’m told were heartrending.
Oh noes!! Ai noes bout dat…haul it awl up wif dukky tape fur da cleevages… Dis was da braless fing….so dat no one noes yu nawt wearin a bra…*kk4 trys tu be diskreet* Yu cubber up da, um, pointy out parts wif a bandaid….
*kk4 luuks down* *grabs dukky tape to bring da girls to attenshun* Dis watterproof, yesh?
and yes folks, men have pointy parts too.
Rellee?
Ware?
U guiz r just RUINING my sheltered lief.
*snikker*
Ur welcome.
I shuda taken a lef tern at Albakerkee…
wut, adn miss awl teh kyoot ob dese kittehs?
Frenz – My brudder is a poopy-heded jerk-fayse.
Jes sayin.
**schmoo to rhsb*** Leeb him an cum wif mee an kk4 tew dah NB.
**sings** Pack up yer trubblols in teh ole naw-tee barn an smyle, smyle, smyle**
Mai burdder is wun two, fer teh rekurd.
PH – Fanks to NS, I has my own “speshul prezzie” dat I keep in my party-mint a teh NB.
Him iz NAWT poopy-heded jerk-fayse.
Ogud, yew cumz wif us and we gib YNGs prezzints an den we hang owt in ur party-mint?
Okay, but nawt sharin my speshul prezzie!
Him’s MIEN, AWL MIEN!
ohai rhsb I ar back
how wuz Ur day
odder den deh annoyin brudder
wuz it gud?
Ohai, 2_k.
Brudder is bein the yooshual. I eben feelz a liddlol sorree foar my SIL.
I nawt feline gud, so I has grumpee. Wen I has grumpee, I has no payshunts at awl.
{{{rhsb}}}
whut did himz do todai
Dey libs in Illinoyse.
Wenebber dey comes in, iz awlays teh saem: mahm, dad an SIL goes owt to do stuff, but brudder refyooses to go, sayin hims gots stuff to do. Him nebber comes bak wen him sez himz gonna, an haz beeg attitood abowt it.
2day, dey wuz posed to go luuk at clothes dryurs. Brudder shudda gone to halp pik noo wun owt. Did him? Nope.
Himz is berry selfish hoomin. If I wuz DK and SHD, I wud maek him go by diffrent naem.
Oh, noes, rhsb!! Faggidabouditt….cum wif us tu habs da fun! *kk4 stiks tung out at poopyface brudder*
Well, DK….ai sabed yu frum da splort…an ai gits noe helps wif da abitar fing!!
**sobs qwietly in corner**
Looks more like narnia in my opinion.
alright wer santa he sould be’s backs bys now
or they found narnia
2000st cominnt!
i meen 2000rd votez…
Magnetik or Jeograficle?