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Oh, K’istmaz Tree. Oh, K’istmaz Tree. Ur orn-a-mintz are his-toe-ry.

will u spare dis ornamint?

picture: zahara. lol caption: Syron9

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  1. Ambercat says:

    Tehyr smashd in lidl peeces awl around

  2. derp says:

    First!!!!!!!!!

  3. calicocoa says:

    …an whre dey went iz a mystree…

  4. hamd20 says:

    nawt sekkund?

    • hamd20 says:

      aww darn it =(

      • Et beh da nawt E Z tew haz nawt sekond… tooked me MUNFS befoar ai was nawt sekkond, an eben den, it was a ty.

        • sumtiemz is jusst dumm lukk…
          (nawt saein dat annne cheezpeep iz dum, iz juss eggspresshun)

          • cweenmj says:

            I noez wut u meenz…. deh furstest nawt-sekkund I had wuz just dum luk dat I hit deh pixor at deh rite time… Dat wuz b4 I eben realized dey kame on at deh same time ebbree day… adn den mai brayn froze so I hit refresh tu see wut sumwun elz had sed and it wuz still “No comment” so I made a not-so-grate commint….. but I did git deh nawt-sekkund adn I felted like a rok star!!!!

            • Ai wandurred aroun awl dai wif a big dopey grin cawz uf mah nawt-sekond nawt-sekond. :D

              • dynamite11 says:

                wen ai gawtz nawt secund ai sed furst and BDM (thx) telled mee dat i wuz supp ozed to sai nawt seccund, so i diddnt feeel dat gud

                • awww dynamite11! {{{{{dynamite11}}}}}
                  It’s nawt sposed to werk laik that. Speshulle becuz yoo ar – ai think – a noobbee an cud hardlee know ar sranj ways an customs.
                  .
                  Tehre ar menee ways to tell ar noo frehz hao we do it jentlee – becuz teh verree veree last thing we want to doo heer iz maek sumwun feel bad.
                  .
                  Ai’ve bin reel bizzy in teh past fyoo dayz an hav nawt bin heer az much az ai wud laik, so ai havn’t seen yoo again. Ai DOO hope yoo stay. . .it iz so much fun! An again, ai am sorree yoo dint feel so grate.
                  .
                  But – ;) there iz awlwaiz a NEXT taim!!!

      • cweenmj says:

        If u noez enuf tu kawl it ‘nawt-sekkund’ u shud noe enuff not tu uze it fur ur commint….. if u seez a lol wif “No Commentz” u shud saying sumfing witty oar at least pertinent tu deh pixor. Saying “nawt sekkund” iz, for dat purpose deh same as saying “first” — it iz a proclomation uv arring at the appropreate time…. it iz not a clever oar interesting commint, which is wut is required tu deserve deh sillybratingz uv deh drinkz and danses.
        .
        Ower onlyest rule heer iz tu playing nice…. And rownd heer it b kunsidered rude tu just say “furst” oar “first” oar “nawt-sekkund” oar “fur-vest-frum-last” fur ur commint. Wii noez in uzzer plaisez it b ok tu run rownd bragging dat u maded deh furst commint wifowt haveing tu axullee say sumfing…. but wii prefer tu sho off ower wit and bravery in deh face uv deh dredded braynefreeze dat akkumpaneez deh blank comment skreen. …. Az sumwun wunst sed, wii can awl cownt tu wun.

      • lunarmommy says:

        i wuz posting heer for almost a HOLE YEER!!!1!!!11! :shock: before i finally gotted my furst nawt-sekund! (i had a fyoo chances, but culdn’t fink ob anyfing gud to say, so i leeved teh privlij to sumwun cleverer tahn me. wich is most peeplez heer, ifinkso.)

        • nawt nesissarilee! yoo has teh clebburr!

          mai isshoo iz dat wunce ai seez dat dere iz nawt anne cawmintz, den ai iz juss liek……

          and den ai awl ob a suden thot dat iff ai mite nawt akchuallee get teh cowmint powsetd inn thyiem tew gett teh nawt-second…

          ai hopez dat maedededed sense….eet maite nawt….adn ai nawt can see sum ob teh werds….stoopy WP has weerd stuffs awn teh cowminnt thingie…

  5. calicocoa says:

    waytago on yur nawt sekkind, amburrcatt! sum catmuss lybashunz 4u? an meibi a danss?

    whatz yuor preffrintz?

  6. …they’re reellee there tew muze meh!

  7. adn arre sparklee, adn o-so nommablol, (espeshalee teh popkorns on dat string, adn does candee kaens), and…adn…..

    o waet….dat wuld nawt fit in teh sawng….

    • parrothead says:

      Iz otay, DK, we kin skweez dah sillablols!

    • gascat says:

      n dat beez wai weez no lawnga putz da tinsell onda tree….. hadz a kitteh nom da tinsell n get beeg belly ache on catmas eve….. hadz two take him to de emergenc vet fut mani mani muniz….. deh gib himz laxatavive…. himz poopz beri imerestin da next dai……!

      Meri catmas frum da cat famili
      gascat
      fishykitteh
      momcat n
      spoose!

      Oh- weez onda dai 12 ub da ici no up hear! gettn liddle tiredsome, groceri stor runnin outa fud…..

      momcat

  8. Jack Deth says:

    Awwd feengz happinz wenz
    Kitteh clymz Prezzint Day Tree
    2 getz 2 teh tawp!

    Prittee oarmanentz
    jiggillz andz sweengz az Kitteh
    clymz frum limm 2 limm

    Kitteh wawntz 2 getz
    t3h Stawr awn tawpz. Wilzz wurkz hawrd
    2 claym prittee pryze! :-)

    Jack.

  9. catamist says:

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! dats adoruble beyoonds measure!!!! Und da tree is histortree…..

  10. Plasticat says:

    Ooo Aaa! Wayte Noez!!!! Nawt teh-*krash, sigh* Noez donut nok teh star off!!!

  11. McKennan says:

    Meri KRISmus!

  12. leeza-b says:

    testing.. 1 2 3

  13. parrothead says:

    Ohai cheezpeeps uhgin! Mai ‘puter beez messun up sumhao. Keepz kikkun me awf! Ai hopez awl cheezpeeps habzed teh merryust Krissmussiz eber! An nawt tew fergit iz awlsew teh burfdai ov Jeezuz (fur us Kristchuns) an iz alsew burfdai of …..(oh dotz) Jimmee Buf it!

    Sawree, habbin a parrothead momint!

    • rhsb says:

      Merry Krissmiss, ph!

      Iz Jimmy Buffett’s birfday tew? Wow.

      Wi kin sing “Cheezburger In Para-dice”?

      • parrothead says:

        Weez kin!!!! YAY FOR CHEEZBURGURZ IN PAIR A DICE!

        Tried tew amind my carniberus habbitz,
        Mayde it neerlyl elebenty daiz,
        Luuzin wayte wifowt speed, eetin sunflowur seedz,
        Drinkin lawts ov carrut jewce an soakun up raiz!

        But (hehe) at nyte ai habs deez wunnerful dreemz,
        Sum kynna senshewus treet
        Nawt zukkeeny, fetacheenee oar bulgur weet,
        Butt (hehe) dat Uh mary cun cree ashun awn witch ai feedz!

        Ai’z jist a…. (eberboddy sing!)
        CHEEZBURGUR IN PAIR A DICE!!!
        Meedeeum rayre wif musturd be nyce.
        Heben awn earf wif an unyun slyce
        Ai’z jist a
        CHEEZBURGER IN PAIR A DICE!

        ((claps to appropreee, appriprute, um at teh ryte tymes)…
        Ai lyke mine

        • rhsb says:

          **raises margajarita glass inna ayre an danses arown**

          • parrothead says:

            YAY for rhsb dansin arown! **Danses arown wif her**

            Yew wanz tew dew teh nawt-fird virs?

            Sawree, still habbin parrothead momints here. Sew reeleeved mayde frew Krisssmus and gotted awl dun. **hangz hed sheepishlee, az mush az a parrut kin luk lyke teh sheep**

        • rhsb says:

          ph- Wun of my fabrit t-shirts wuz by Carribbean Soul. Teh bak of it wuz beech seen (IIRC) an sed, “Why don’t we get drunk….”

          • parrothead says:

            rhsb, aifinkso ai hab dat shurt too!!! Aifinkso we beez lawng lawst sisturs!

            Ai am lissen in tew “Iz Krissmus in da Cara-bee-un… Send away fur missle toe…Iz Kirssmus in da Carabeen-un…we got eberyfing butt snow… (iz a Jimmee Buff it Krissmus song- – my obscure tayst – let me show yew)

            • rhsb says:

              I has teh berry varyed taste in teh moosicks, altho my “inner-hedbanger” has been largely dictating wat I’ve been lissening to latelee.

              I’m surprised I haven’t worn out my Nickelback an Sixx AM cd’s .

              • parrothead says:

                OMCC! Ai lubs dem tew! Dunno how yung yew are, dis mebbeh tew lowng ago refurunce fer yew, but ai wuz ‘hayreband grewpee’ in dah ate-eeeees. Nawt reelee grewpee, ai gess, but ew-bur fan. **blushiz**

                • rhsb says:

                  I gradyooated ohai skool in 1985, so I kno awl abowt teh hare-bandz.

                  **whispurrs** I will be 42 in Janyooaree.

                • rhsb says:

                  U wanna kno sumfin funnee?

                  I remember watching teh “Rock Me Tonite” video by Billy Squier, finkin him wuz soooo hawt innit.

                  I watched it awn yoo-toob teh uthur day an wuz lyk “WTF? Why did I fink him wuz awl dat anna bag’a chips?” LOL

                  • parrothead says:

                    **rolling on floor lafffin** I yewsta finkso tew, ai sawed him in consurt fur teh ’stroke me’ tour, him wuz teh leed in fur For-en-ur, teh Gawdzilluah tour. **wispers** ai hab dat T-shurt onna wall in mai baysmint**

                    Ai wuz reel intew Jon Bon Bon Jovi, Def Lepurd, Aerosmith, Journey, Joe Perry Project, George Thorogood, Poison, Cheep Trik, (dis iz awl beesydes my suthurn rawk ob cess shun) ok, teh brayne cells hab run owt, but yew git dah ideeah. Ai am owld.

                    • rhsb says:

                      Okay, lessee wat singers has I been in lub wif ober teh yeers…
                      .
                      .
                      Stever Perry (Journey), Joe Elliott (Def Leppard), Axl Rose (GnR), Roger Taylor (drummer for Queen). That’s all I can think of right now – long last few days.

                      Oh, and let’s not forget LEIF GARRETT! I can’t tell you how many posters of him I had on my wall – from Tiger Beat, of course! LOL

                      • OMCC. Sumwun else remembers Leif Garrett???? Ai prolly had da same posters.

                        • parrothead says:

                          Ohai BDM! I SEW remmeber Leif, I lubbed him! But nawt-sekkun I lubbed Donnie Osmond, den Leif Garrett, den Sean Cassidy, den Parker Stevenson, an sumwear in dere wuz — strayne ur braynes now — Tony Defranco!!

                        • rhsb says:

                          Ohai, BDM!

                          Has u seen him latelee? Teh yeers (an drugs) has nawt been kind to him.

                        • rhsb says:

                          Wen I realized David Cassidy was too old for me, I turned my sights awnto Shawn.

                          I has a 45 of “Do You Belive in Magic”!

                        • No, da drugs hab nawt been kind tew Leif… da udder wun that ai had da crush awn was Shawn Cassidy, and Richcard Hatch…

                      • parrothead says:

                        OMCC, wee wur defuhnutlee sepur rated at burth!! Mai fren and Ai had a plan to throw a rope ober teh stayj lites an swing down an grab Stebe Perry! Ai hab seen Journey abowt 25 tymes, ai akshully still hab my shirt frum my furst consurt, 1979, sayz ‘join us for our journey into the 80’s’. Ai hab sevural consurt shirts in sillee frames wif wuteber aw tah graffs ai haz on wun wall ov my basemint. Mai dotter finkso ai jist did it to embarruss her!

              • Glynda says:

                RHSB, Ah wuz eevsdrahppin’, an’ saw yer reference to bein’ “hedbanger”…Haz U eber herd uv “Rammstein”? German band, so motlee nawt=English, but REEEL drivin’ beet. If U saw furst “XXX” movee, wif Vin Deisil, dis iz band on stage in opening seekwenz…..I luvs ‘um. Getz me goin’ an’ dancin’ !!!

  14. rhsb says:

    I saw Krissmiss kard wif dis berry sentimint awn it.

  15. D.R. says:

    The rare kitteh pine! Only seen around Christmas.

  16. okai ya’ll…ai’z goin too bed nao……

    g’nite!

  17. barboid says:

    meery kristmus! I callded my mom (she in nursing home not-second time) Mai sistur not habbe wit me (don no wy). So i feels much betters. May God Bless all of you, no matter what holidays you celebrate! And to my friend a few posts back, yes Jesis is da reeson fur da seeson. {{{{{cheesepeeps}}}}}

    • parrothead says:

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{barboid}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
      Dat nursing home fing is bery hard, my MIL been dere fur bowt tew yeers, we haz tew chec on hur an hur med-ah-sun constantly. Yew take care,, and yes ai agree Jesus iz da ressun! But iz ok if odders wanna sellahbrate dere way! CC watch ober yew!

    • nick8414 says:

      barboid meanz celing kat

      ^ ^
      #_# <——–whiskurz atempt it a kitteh

      ‘ ^ ^
      ‘ ‘ <———————–nuder kitteh
      -__-
      ^ ^
      (.) (.) <———– Best kitteh
      0
      ^ ^
      (0) (0) <———— dun care kitteh
      ___

      Iz out of kittehs

  18. rhsb says:

    Frenz, I findo I goin to beds, too.

    Iz midnite heer an I skeered I gonna turn into a punkin oar sumfink.

  19. kafleen says:

    Merry Christmas ebburbuddy. I lubs u. I goes and zonks owt noaw.

    Nitey nite. ♥

  20. nick8414 says:

    2 day ia saws a ketteh dat look like HAPPY CAT EXECEPT HEZ DEF SOZ HE no no when ai saz u haz a look alike he du responds exept wif weird signs

  21. Nite ebbreebudee…. Hoep yew awl had happi hollendaise! *schmoos tew cheezfrens!*

  22. Glynda says:

    Dis iz jus’ about da BESTEST crismiss LOL yet…ingeenieus filking uv crismiss carol dat Ah use 2 dribe mah parenz CRAZEE playin’ onna recerd player! (About 340 yeerz ago…)(OK, jus’ feels lahk dat long ago, at midnite20, dae-after-Crismiss!)(Ah’z nawt az yung az Ah fink Ah iz…)(Wish Ah iz???) Anyroad, Kong-ratz, an’ Merri Day- After- Christmas 2 all uv U wunnerful peepz! May U has a nice recovery!

  23. computerkitteh says:

    o so true poor christmas tree never stays decorated long. i has a little one in my room and ive had to redecorate it 3 times now lolz =) i had an awesome christmas. i hope every one else did to …i know im alittle late now but .. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  24. 1kitteh2kitteh says:

    hai? I wuz tryin to read ur comments (not 2 eezy fur a nawt-secund timer), but I see nowhere anybudy askin abowt teh ting next to da kitteh on da left. It looks lik a hamster? Or a reflekshun of the kitteh on teh left? Wut teh heck iz it? Thankx fur lissening..

    • zahara says:

      thats my brothers squirrel ornament. he named it “Patchy” cause by the time the kittehs were done with it thats what he was… “Patchy”.

  25. karenh831 says:

    dos kittehs makes da cutezt ornamintz evar!

  26. jmuhj says:

    Evun thoe it lukz ‘Shopt, ai lurves tihs Catmuss Trii.

  27. gabrielle hernandez says:

    I like this pic because the black and white cat looks just like my cat harvey when he was little and he still does!same marking on the face too take a look at my pic that i have of him!it’s bizzare!

  28. Ryan says:

    Photoshop = cheating. KNOCK IT OFF.

    • john zahara says:

      I took this and TOO many similar photos…no photoshop involved.

      there is a shadow on the wall behind the black one (named Thunder). I coulda photoshopped that too…but i didn’t.

  29. rammstein says:

    rammstein is the best!

  30. i bet that those ornaments no taste as good as noms!

  31. alahuck says:

    we had a cat that did that


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