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Oh, K’istmaz Tree. Oh, K’istmaz Tree. Ur orn-a-mintz are his-toe-ry.
picture: zahara. lol caption: Syron9
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Tehyr smashd in lidl peeces awl around
An in teh carpet fynly grownd
Oh Kistmaz tree, oh kistmaz tree, yur onrnymunts R historee!
hehe =3
yah, um, we gitz plazztik ormmanints foar dat axprezz reezin. Plazztik wunz bowns bettr.
So dey dew, so dey dew!
awltho dey doo brake too….nawt too hard too maek dem brake…
ai bett teh ornymints iz nawt vry nom
iff yoo has sum dat luk liek cheezburgerz, kitteh will tri too nom them…
but iz wil nawt be veree nom. iz wil bee metulee
kitteh iz jus teh rite size tw fit inna tree az ornimetal, aifinkso! congratz ambercat onna topest spotest!
Conga rats shoo lasiz, Ambercat, awna nawt sekond!
First!!!!!!!!!
…an whre dey went iz a mystree…
Nawt iffen dey wur nommable adn muzicul.
nawt sekkund?
aww darn it =(
Et beh da nawt E Z tew haz nawt sekond… tooked me MUNFS befoar ai was nawt sekkond, an eben den, it was a ty.
sumtiemz is jusst dumm lukk…
(nawt saein dat annne cheezpeep iz dum, iz juss eggspresshun)
I noez wut u meenz…. deh furstest nawt-sekkund I had wuz just dum luk dat I hit deh pixor at deh rite time… Dat wuz b4 I eben realized dey kame on at deh same time ebbree day… adn den mai brayn froze so I hit refresh tu see wut sumwun elz had sed and it wuz still “No comment” so I made a not-so-grate commint….. but I did git deh nawt-sekkund adn I felted like a rok star!!!!
Ai wandurred aroun awl dai wif a big dopey grin cawz uf mah nawt-sekond nawt-sekond.
wen ai gawtz nawt secund ai sed furst and BDM (thx) telled mee dat i wuz supp ozed to sai nawt seccund, so i diddnt feeel dat gud
awww dynamite11! {{{{{dynamite11}}}}}
there iz awlwaiz a NEXT taim!!!
It’s nawt sposed to werk laik that. Speshulle becuz yoo ar – ai think – a noobbee an cud hardlee know ar sranj ways an customs.
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Tehre ar menee ways to tell ar noo frehz hao we do it jentlee – becuz teh verree veree last thing we want to doo heer iz maek sumwun feel bad.
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Ai’ve bin reel bizzy in teh past fyoo dayz an hav nawt bin heer az much az ai wud laik, so ai havn’t seen yoo again. Ai DOO hope yoo stay. . .it iz so much fun! An again, ai am sorree yoo dint feel so grate.
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But –
If u noez enuf tu kawl it ‘nawt-sekkund’ u shud noe enuff not tu uze it fur ur commint….. if u seez a lol wif “No Commentz” u shud saying sumfing witty oar at least pertinent tu deh pixor. Saying “nawt sekkund” iz, for dat purpose deh same as saying “first” — it iz a proclomation uv arring at the appropreate time…. it iz not a clever oar interesting commint, which is wut is required tu deserve deh sillybratingz uv deh drinkz and danses.
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Ower onlyest rule heer iz tu playing nice…. And rownd heer it b kunsidered rude tu just say “furst” oar “first” oar “nawt-sekkund” oar “fur-vest-frum-last” fur ur commint. Wii noez in uzzer plaisez it b ok tu run rownd bragging dat u maded deh furst commint wifowt haveing tu axullee say sumfing…. but wii prefer tu sho off ower wit and bravery in deh face uv deh dredded braynefreeze dat akkumpaneez deh blank comment skreen. …. Az sumwun wunst sed, wii can awl cownt tu wun.
tendrilz wave “ohai!” at da cween adn eberybuddy. Mais Oui Christmas !!
An tew yew, awlso, sweetpee wif da ten drills of snorgle
*wabes hi, den puts hi down adn wabes hiz paw insted*
*Sneekz up b’hind deh creepy flora and gibz it a kwik
{{Mary0}}
*dens runz away fast b4 deh ten drillz can rapping rownd deh cween.
i wuz posting heer for almost a HOLE YEER!!!1!!!11!
before i finally gotted my furst nawt-sekund! (i had a fyoo chances, but culdn’t fink ob anyfing gud to say, so i leeved teh privlij to sumwun cleverer tahn me. wich is most peeplez heer, ifinkso.)
nawt nesissarilee! yoo has teh clebburr!
mai isshoo iz dat wunce ai seez dat dere iz nawt anne cawmintz, den ai iz juss liek……
and den ai awl ob a suden thot dat iff ai mite nawt akchuallee get teh cowmint powsetd inn thyiem tew gett teh nawt-second…
ai hopez dat maedededed sense….eet maite nawt….adn ai nawt can see sum ob teh werds….stoopy WP has weerd stuffs awn teh cowminnt thingie…
i haz teh clebbur abowt three howrs later, tehn i finks ob wut i shuld haz sed!!
Waht yoo haz, deer Draconic Kitteh – iz teh dredded brayne freeze!
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Wehn ai wuz furst confrunted wif teh “No comment” ai literallee got up an wawked away frum teh computer. In horroR!!!
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Stend sayed layter = waht did yoo doo?? Run Away??? An – Ai DID!!
waytago on yur nawt sekkind, amburrcatt! sum catmuss lybashunz 4u? an meibi a danss?
whatz yuor preffrintz?
Hmmm, mebbee a Baylees or elebenty an a ly-in; is layt o’clok heer in TeenyTiny Ingland an Ai has eeted and drinkd LOTS!
conga rat tiem~!
…they’re reellee there tew muze meh!
adn arre sparklee, adn o-so nommablol, (espeshalee teh popkorns on dat string, adn does candee kaens), and…adn…..
o waet….dat wuld nawt fit in teh sawng….
Iz otay, DK, we kin skweez dah sillablols!
n dat beez wai weez no lawnga putz da tinsell onda tree….. hadz a kitteh nom da tinsell n get beeg belly ache on catmas eve….. hadz two take him to de emergenc vet fut mani mani muniz….. deh gib himz laxatavive…. himz poopz beri imerestin da next dai……!
Meri catmas frum da cat famili
gascat
fishykitteh
momcat n
spoose!
Oh- weez onda dai 12 ub da ici no up hear! gettn liddle tiredsome, groceri stor runnin outa fud…..
momcat
Awwd feengz happinz wenz
Kitteh clymz Prezzint Day Tree
2 getz 2 teh tawp!
Prittee oarmanentz
jiggillz andz sweengz az Kitteh
clymz frum limm 2 limm
Kitteh wawntz 2 getz
t3h Stawr awn tawpz. Wilzz wurkz hawrd
2 claym prittee pryze!
Jack.
Luks lyk u got teh pritee pryz fur a pritee pome. Fankies, Jack!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! dats adoruble beyoonds measure!!!! Und da tree is histortree…..
Ooo Aaa! Wayte Noez!!!! Nawt teh-*krash, sigh* Noez donut nok teh star off!!!
*shiftee eyes*
*knokz star awff*
*star crashez awn teh flor*
NNNOOOOOEEEEZZZZ! Yew maek hedake wurss!!! *finkees* Ow dat hert!
oh…yoo has hedake? ai sawree……
Meri KRISmus!
testing.. 1 2 3
YAY!!!
It tooked 4 hours but Ifinkso I vanskwished teh virus!
sew, a late meowy kissmuss to u all!
Meowy kissmuss tew yew tew!
fanks, and tew u too!
{{{leeza}}}}
Deh pleh puter b a terriblol fing tu haz tu deal wif on deh reglar day… on krissmiss it b eben wurser……
oh well! better today than tomorrows, I wud hate to miss teh Bocksing Day partee!!
Did Mais Ouis finish teh storee she was tellin???
Yes….. lemmee see if i kin finding it fur u. brb
Aaahhh… heer it b….. Dis b deh last part…it b kinda long…
but berry funnee…
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oh, dat’s teh win!!
I is gonna say nite y’all!
I dint get much sleep last nite, and tomorroe is a big day.. Weezy gets to go to Dr. Tinyvet, I has to buy a mike row wave, (mine dyed peasfully in its sleep teh otter nite) and tehn the Bocksing Day partee!!
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Don’t forget!! Bocksing Day partee at teh 12 pm EST LOL tomorrows!!
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If sumone cud put a reminder on teh lol before it, I wud fank them.
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Nite!
Nite, Leeza.
G’nite, leeza!! Schmooooz tu yoooz!!
we will try tu b organized wifowt yooo…. but i dowt wii will
Nite… sowree tew hab missed yew
Ohai, leeza!
I finkso I gots virus oar sumfink. My unklol got teh rowter werkin but nao my puter nawt wanna werk rite!
I kant eben get awn innertoobs up dere enny moar.
o noez!!
it wuz teh crazee on mine.
long storee, and my own fault for being stoopy enuf to be fooled by teh popup, but it maded my puter super slooooooooooooooooooow, and some other sites I go tu wudn’t recognize my passwerd anymores.. plus, when I posted here, I had an temporary invisibul… my posts wasn’t showing up for severl minnits nor was I showing in woo be talking.. just all kindsa wacky fings.
spybot, that’s wot fixt me!
I dunno wat gonna fix mien, since I kin nawt gets awn innertoobs.
Awn a happyur noet, foar Krissmiss , I gots munnies to go toward lappytop!
Ohai rhsb!! Wanna heer sumfing sillee? Mai dotter’s fren, hoo iz 17, gotz fur Krissmus teh Mac Air___???? (fill in blank wif wuteber teh name is ov dat mac ‘puter dat is so thin peeps are throwing it away wif dere newzpapur).
It’s spyware….if you clear your cookies and delete your temporary Internet files often, then you usually shouldn’t have an issue….although sometimes…
yah….ai haetz doez stoopy fings!
Fanks foar teh suggeshtun, DK.
I will do dat wen I go bak upstayres.
hay! wut happeneded tew mai tagz awn dat?
oh….ai knoez….wuz worng tyep ob tagz tew yoose…
I did try deletin teh cookies, and also did an uninstall on teh program, but it didn’t get rid of it. *sigh* was up til 1:30 last nite fiting teh thing. Apparentlee it woz a partickularlee nockshus one.
My oldest nephew hoo is a puter major in skool, he tolded me wot to do.
wut did him sai tew do?
he told me to try lavasoft first and if that dint work (which it dint) , go to spybot and do a search & destroy. I had to run that twice but it werked! It found all kinds of cweepy things!
*shivers*
and it was FWEEE!
Yes, deh Spybot b gud…..
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*ponderz…I hazn’t putting dat on mai gnu lappytop yet… it haz deh Norton adn dhe Microsoft security/firewall stuffz….wunder if i needz deh spybot????
well… I did have teh security suite that woz provided by my cable innertube provider. but apparentlee, it duzn’t werk sew grate wehn teh user is downloading viruses…
doan feel bad bowt it leeza, i’m shur u not b deh onlyest wun hoo haz ben trikkted bai deh ebil duerz. {{leeza}}
yah, ifinkso yoo needz to be habbing all three fings: anti-virus, firewall, an anti-spyware. tehy duz diffrent fings an luks owt for diffrent threts. akshully, tehy say taht habbing two diffrent anti-spywarez iz a gud fing, wun kan kach wut teh ovver wun misses. i yoozez spybot serch&destroy an ad-aware. hant had any problems *nok on wud*
I had all those fings in my sekuritee sweet.
But Ifinkso ur rite, I left that in plase and now has teh spybot too.
Teh adware from lavasoft.com was teh first one I tried, it wudn’t werk for some reason.. teh system wudn’t let it delete teh bad stuffs. Go figure.
ai would getz de spybot. dat partikular virus wil kil eberything! On my puter it maed de tings ai needed to fix it broke. couldn’t eben use task manager!
welkums bak, Leeza!
fanks BDM!
it was teh strange not to be able to talk here today…ackshully I was gone most of teh day, but just knowing I cudn’t.. was teh weerd feeling.
I feelz ur payne, sistur.
Foar a few weeks, I wuz habbin lotsa trubblol postin frum werk. Teh rpoblim seems to has gone away, but I nawt breevin compleetelee freelee yet. I egg-speckt it to happen agin enny day nao.
Well, ai noes da Cheezes taked down lotsa ads to try tew figger owt whu beh tryin tew hijack teh site… Ai posted a few LOLs back. (Ai had a berry
sins ai was finkin ai was tawking tew sumwun dat werked fer da Cheezes, nawt relizin dat ai been tawkin tew Tofu!)
*rings in*
Mt McKinley!
Sowwy LCB, but u nawt frased ur anser in form of a kweshtun.
*dingdingdingding*
thatz correckt!
shud I tell u wut u wonned?
*rings in*
Yes, plz!
Thatz 2 ringy dingys!
U has won….
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*dramatick paws*
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an all expensez payed trip to…
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*VERY dramatick paws*
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Teh Firemens Charitee NY’s partee!!
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*sownd of lowd applesaus*
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U will be pikked up, in a lemming-zeen, and drived to teh partee, exkorted by one of teh winners of teh firemens bukket brigade reel lay races! And, this is for teh charitee, sew make shure u bring some munnies to donate to this werthy caws (to be annownsed later).
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Exsited???
2 ringy dingys Lily Tomlin ref an dramatick paws FTW!
**wispers discreetly tew leeza-b** Aifinkso dere is stuff awn petmedsdotcom fur dose drama ticks.
*faints*
**throws glass ov cold cold goldunshlaggur awn LCB’s fais**
**gits bery warm rag to wipe awf stikky, butt sparklee, mess awn fur**
*gestures off stage*
*YNGs come in and carry LCB off to teh FRW (faint recovvery ward)*
**follows YNGs** tew help wif LCB! Ov coarse! **Smylez**
Ohai cheezpeeps uhgin! Mai ‘puter beez messun up sumhao. Keepz kikkun me awf! Ai hopez awl cheezpeeps habzed teh merryust Krissmussiz eber! An nawt tew fergit iz awlsew teh burfdai ov Jeezuz (fur us Kristchuns) an iz alsew burfdai of …..(oh dotz) Jimmee Buf it!
Sawree, habbin a parrothead momint!
Merry Krissmiss, ph!
Iz Jimmy Buffett’s birfday tew? Wow.
Wi kin sing “Cheezburger In Para-dice”?
Weez kin!!!! YAY FOR CHEEZBURGURZ IN PAIR A DICE!
Tried tew amind my carniberus habbitz,
Mayde it neerlyl elebenty daiz,
Luuzin wayte wifowt speed, eetin sunflowur seedz,
Drinkin lawts ov carrut jewce an soakun up raiz!
But (hehe) at nyte ai habs deez wunnerful dreemz,
Sum kynna senshewus treet
Nawt zukkeeny, fetacheenee oar bulgur weet,
Butt (hehe) dat Uh mary cun cree ashun awn witch ai feedz!
Ai’z jist a…. (eberboddy sing!)
CHEEZBURGUR IN PAIR A DICE!!!
Meedeeum rayre wif musturd be nyce.
Heben awn earf wif an unyun slyce
Ai’z jist a
CHEEZBURGER IN PAIR A DICE!
((claps to appropreee, appriprute, um at teh ryte tymes)…
Ai lyke mine
**raises margajarita glass inna ayre an danses arown**
YAY for rhsb dansin arown! **Danses arown wif her**
Yew wanz tew dew teh nawt-fird virs?
Sawree, still habbin parrothead momints here. Sew reeleeved mayde frew Krisssmus and gotted awl dun. **hangz hed sheepishlee, az mush az a parrut kin luk lyke teh sheep**
ph- Wun of my fabrit t-shirts wuz by Carribbean Soul. Teh bak of it wuz beech seen (IIRC) an sed, “Why don’t we get drunk….”
rhsb, aifinkso ai hab dat shurt too!!! Aifinkso we beez lawng lawst sisturs!
Ai am lissen in tew “Iz Krissmus in da Cara-bee-un… Send away fur missle toe…Iz Kirssmus in da Carabeen-un…we got eberyfing butt snow… (iz a Jimmee Buff it Krissmus song- – my obscure tayst – let me show yew)
I has teh berry varyed taste in teh moosicks, altho my “inner-hedbanger” has been largely dictating wat I’ve been lissening to latelee.
I’m surprised I haven’t worn out my Nickelback an Sixx AM cd’s .
OMCC! Ai lubs dem tew! Dunno how yung yew are, dis mebbeh tew lowng ago refurunce fer yew, but ai wuz ‘hayreband grewpee’ in dah ate-eeeees. Nawt reelee grewpee, ai gess, but ew-bur fan. **blushiz**
I gradyooated ohai skool in 1985, so I kno awl abowt teh hare-bandz.
**whispurrs** I will be 42 in Janyooaree.
**wispers eben moar kwy utley** Yew iz jist a kid, Ai be 45 **fawls ober grabbin hart** iin Janyooaree. **gits up** Wut dai? Ai iz teh twelf.
Mien iz teh 18th.
Yoo nawt dat musch owlder tahn me!
U wanna kno sumfin funnee?
I remember watching teh “Rock Me Tonite” video by Billy Squier, finkin him wuz soooo hawt innit.
I watched it awn yoo-toob teh uthur day an wuz lyk “WTF? Why did I fink him wuz awl dat anna bag’a chips?” LOL
**rolling on floor lafffin** I yewsta finkso tew, ai sawed him in consurt fur teh ’stroke me’ tour, him wuz teh leed in fur For-en-ur, teh Gawdzilluah tour. **wispers** ai hab dat T-shurt onna wall in mai baysmint**
Ai wuz reel intew Jon Bon Bon Jovi, Def Lepurd, Aerosmith, Journey, Joe Perry Project, George Thorogood, Poison, Cheep Trik, (dis iz awl beesydes my suthurn rawk ob cess shun) ok, teh brayne cells hab run owt, but yew git dah ideeah. Ai am owld.
Okay, lessee wat singers has I been in lub wif ober teh yeers…
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Stever Perry (Journey), Joe Elliott (Def Leppard), Axl Rose (GnR), Roger Taylor (drummer for Queen). That’s all I can think of right now – long last few days.
Oh, and let’s not forget LEIF GARRETT! I can’t tell you how many posters of him I had on my wall – from Tiger Beat, of course! LOL
OMCC. Sumwun else remembers Leif Garrett???? Ai prolly had da same posters.
Ohai BDM! I SEW remmeber Leif, I lubbed him! But nawt-sekkun I lubbed Donnie Osmond, den Leif Garrett, den Sean Cassidy, den Parker Stevenson, an sumwear in dere wuz — strayne ur braynes now — Tony Defranco!!
Ohai, BDM!
Has u seen him latelee? Teh yeers (an drugs) has nawt been kind to him.
Wen I realized David Cassidy was too old for me, I turned my sights awnto Shawn.
I has a 45 of “Do You Belive in Magic”!
No, da drugs hab nawt been kind tew Leif… da udder wun that ai had da crush awn was Shawn Cassidy, and Richcard Hatch…
OMCC, wee wur defuhnutlee sepur rated at burth!! Mai fren and Ai had a plan to throw a rope ober teh stayj lites an swing down an grab Stebe Perry! Ai hab seen Journey abowt 25 tymes, ai akshully still hab my shirt frum my furst consurt, 1979, sayz ‘join us for our journey into the 80’s’. Ai hab sevural consurt shirts in sillee frames wif wuteber aw tah graffs ai haz on wun wall ov my basemint. Mai dotter finkso ai jist did it to embarruss her!
Gud going parrothead….. *hi fivez* it b a parentz job tu embarrassing ur child wrenz….
I nawt has my own chillunz, but iz fun to embarrassing my frenz kids, speshully since I has knowed dem sinse tehy wuz teh liddul bitteh guies….
Fank yew cween, if datz mai job az a parunt, I shood be payed a lot, cuz I embarrus hur jist by breethin!
RHSB, Ah wuz eevsdrahppin’, an’ saw yer reference to bein’ “hedbanger”…Haz U eber herd uv “Rammstein”? German band, so motlee nawt=English, but REEEL drivin’ beet. If U saw furst “XXX” movee, wif Vin Deisil, dis iz band on stage in opening seekwenz…..I luvs ‘um. Getz me goin’ an’ dancin’ !!!
I saw Krissmiss kard wif dis berry sentimint awn it.
The rare kitteh pine! Only seen around Christmas.
okai ya’ll…ai’z goin too bed nao……
g’nite!
Nite, DK.
nite DK!
meery kristmus! I callded my mom (she in nursing home not-second time) Mai sistur not habbe wit me (don no wy). So i feels much betters. May God Bless all of you, no matter what holidays you celebrate! And to my friend a few posts back, yes Jesis is da reeson fur da seeson. {{{{{cheesepeeps}}}}}
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Dat nursing home fing is bery hard, my MIL been dere fur bowt tew yeers, we haz tew chec on hur an hur med-ah-sun constantly. Yew take care,, and yes ai agree Jesus iz da ressun! But iz ok if odders wanna sellahbrate dere way! CC watch ober yew!
barboid meanz celing kat
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#_# <——–whiskurz atempt it a kitteh
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‘ ‘ <———————–nuder kitteh
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(.) (.) <———– Best kitteh
0
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(0) (0) <———— dun care kitteh
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Iz out of kittehs
Frenz, I findo I goin to beds, too.
Iz midnite heer an I skeered I gonna turn into a punkin oar sumfink.
Merry Christmas ebburbuddy. I lubs u. I goes and zonks owt noaw.
Nitey nite. ♥
O.M.CC.
I juss saw teh tuxy kitteh.
*squees an collapses on bed*
/owt furr teh nite
2 day ia saws a ketteh dat look like HAPPY CAT EXECEPT HEZ DEF SOZ HE no no when ai saz u haz a look alike he du responds exept wif weird signs
Nite ebbreebudee…. Hoep yew awl had happi hollendaise! *schmoos tew cheezfrens!*
Dis iz jus’ about da BESTEST crismiss LOL yet…ingeenieus filking uv crismiss carol dat Ah use 2 dribe mah parenz CRAZEE playin’ onna recerd player! (About 340 yeerz ago…)(OK, jus’ feels lahk dat long ago, at midnite20, dae-after-Crismiss!)(Ah’z nawt az yung az Ah fink Ah iz…)(Wish Ah iz???) Anyroad, Kong-ratz, an’ Merri Day- After- Christmas 2 all uv U wunnerful peepz! May U has a nice recovery!
o so true poor christmas tree never stays decorated long. i has a little one in my room and ive had to redecorate it 3 times now lolz =) i had an awesome christmas. i hope every one else did to …i know im alittle late now but .. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
hai? I wuz tryin to read ur comments (not 2 eezy fur a nawt-secund timer), but I see nowhere anybudy askin abowt teh ting next to da kitteh on da left. It looks lik a hamster? Or a reflekshun of the kitteh on teh left? Wut teh heck iz it? Thankx fur lissening..
thats my brothers squirrel ornament. he named it “Patchy” cause by the time the kittehs were done with it thats what he was… “Patchy”.
dos kittehs makes da cutezt ornamintz evar!
Evun thoe it lukz ‘Shopt, ai lurves tihs Catmuss Trii.
not photoshopped, i promise
they’re both in it right now =)
Dis ur pixor?? *skootz up fred tu chek credit* It iz!!!! Kewl!! Grate pic zahara!!1 I lukkinged at it free timez b4 i eben saw deh kitty on deh left!!! Dey soew kewt!!!
Schmoooz!!!
I like this pic because the black and white cat looks just like my cat harvey when he was little and he still does!same marking on the face too take a look at my pic that i have of him!it’s bizzare!
Photoshop = cheating. KNOCK IT OFF.
I took this and TOO many similar photos…no photoshop involved.
there is a shadow on the wall behind the black one (named Thunder). I coulda photoshopped that too…but i didn’t.
rammstein is the best!
i bet that those ornaments no taste as good as noms!