Oh, hai.
Oh, hai. i just testin’ dese 4 u. Dey work fien.
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Fed-Ex got sum ’splainin’ ta dooooo!
Schmoo tu yoo Dan!! wii kin go tu deh ty boo teek??
I wanting tu git a liddlol elf soot fur a sertin pinny gig… Shhhh… dont tell him…. itz a surprize
Ohai cweenie! Ai’s hijacking ur thred tew wish u adn alla cheezland Happy Hololidays/Merry Catmas/Happy Hanukkat adn awl taht happy horse hockey!!
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*refills hot toddy adn waddles bak tew bed*
Schmoooz tu yoooz goosie!!
and a meery catmous, tu!!
Ai’m sorry to interrupts the funs, but ai wants folks tew know what seems to beh happening and warn folks tew be the careful.
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As ai’ve mentioned on other lols, ai seem to be redirected to udder sites. Ai hab been werking wif da Cheezes tew make sure dey noes what beh happening. Up tew tewnite, dis has onlee been an annoyance and inconbeanence.
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Tewnite, ai habe bean redirected tew annudder site, twice, dat mah fyrwall habs blocked, saying that there was malware attempting tew access mah computer.
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Et seems dat whu eber beh tryin tew mess wif cheezland has gonded from annoying to activelee attakin…
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Please tew beh careful an nawt access sites, and runs yr fyrwall and virus protexuns.
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Ai hopes dis nownsment nawt make enneebudees hollensdaise nawt happi, butt ai figured bestest tew beh warned.
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Fangsyew for yr attenshuns.
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BDm
TanQ fer deh warningz, BDM. Iz a shame dat deh whirrld b habbing deh evil peepz….. I b glad ur fyrewall/virus proteckter b keeping ur pewter safe.
ai nawt needz wun….eet duzn’t aktuallee instawll annefink inn yur pyooter…dat ai knoez ob….butt don’t klik awn anne links awn does paeges…juss goe bak, den refresh adn awl iz gud…
if yur runnin Windoez, yoo mite want tew kleer yur cookies, adn yur temporaree Internet fiels…
oh…ai had dat porblum…butt iff yoo juss press teh back buttun…adn den refresh teh payge, it werks…..
Make dat free tymes tew nite…
ai had dat problum…ai nawt knoez wai iz happenin….ai getz dat sumtiems…awltho onlee twies…adn got redirekkted tew dat yello paeges thing wuns….
juss goe bakk, den refresh….eet werked foar meh…nawt sew shore foar annewun eles…
Beddur tew cloez tab and open gnu won, and kum back tew cheezland wifwout virii or ebil programs steelin mah stuffs, aifinxo.
Wots bean happenin is dat sumwon, possibly an adbertizer, is trying tew hijax da site, and tew steel personal informations. Da redirecx tew yellow pajes was tew see if dey cud get away wif it… and deh hab, eben doh da Cheezes phlonquie eh tryin tew make et stawp. Nao dat it da holidaze, da bad peeps figures dere nawt beh anywun werking tew stawp dem, and noa is tym tew steel hour info. ::(:
dem is clebber….unforchunatelee foar us…
Luks liik dey mitea gotted Leeza, furder down da fred…
uh oh….hurr had bettur kleer hur cookies!
Ok, I am up to six attempts at being hijacked, having cleared my temp files and cookies repeatedly. Now I’m just plain
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I’m calling it a night, and closing this tab. Incidentally, I have half a dozen tabs open, and if were just my computer, then I would expect this to be happening on other tabs as well. It’s only happening here–which says to me the site is compromiesed.
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Ai will wish awl mah cheezfrens happi hollendaise and merry gnu year.
nite BDM!
hope u has a gud krissmuss!
is yu at werk Dan?
not yet, Cirque loads in the day after chrissmiss. at 8 inna morning *groans*
Concatshoelaces, Dan! Whut yu wunt fer drink an dans?
hot chocolate with the good Capt. in attendance (Captain Morgan….ofcourse), with a plate of gingersnaps. perhaps a little of the old-sock shuffle across the kitchen floor will do for a dance.
Hawt chawklit wif teh capt oar peppermintz schnappes coming right up.
U can has teh ginger snaps oar the sawft ginger cookies mai grand faddur taught meh to maek.
Ai nawt dans, but Ai sings Foar U.
♫ I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don’t worry about nothin’ no
‘Cause worrin’s a waste of my… time
The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage around nine
Get on the bus about eleven
Sippin’ a drink and feelin’ fine ♪
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I’ve been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He’s been knocking, he won’t leave me alone!
ConCATs on nawt-sekund and yu kan send taht littuhl Qtii ryte on tu mii!
Iz u mai krissmiss prezzee??
Wouldn’t that be sumfing to get! That’s wun kyute bebeh!
and i promise i not try tu returning it!!!!
dat wud bee liek teh moast amayzin Christmess prezzie /ebber/!!
Bat dowze bells
Bat dowze bells
Bat dem awl teh way
Down teh stayrs
Adn rownd teh bend
Adn intu goggie’s way
Thx, kitteh! Now can u go test teh eggnog to see if it’s reddy?
Ai will test deh eggienogs fur yoo, LCB.
I loves deh eggynogs. Speshully wid deh rum in dem.
I cud yuse sum rum 2nite. It haz ben reigning all dai, and mai bois be restless and board wid waiting until deh prezzies.
nawt tew weree, LCB…Ai’ll go test teh eggnog…
Supprize! Iz a lolcat.
Takes 2. Dey’s small.
Lolcats shud nebber ebber be surbed in pares. Pares mayk lousy noms. Lolcats shud ownli be surbed in baker’s dozens, where dey hab lawts ob good noms.
Aww, teh kitteh lurves teh popcorns. Dey maek such a nis cracky sownd wen u bites dem!
oh dear god, Hogfather is on TV. I didn’t know they made a movie of this.
trying to explain it to my dad is tiring,
“That’s DEATH’S grandaughter!
“Who’s death?”
“DEATH dad, he’s just DEATH….ya know black wardrobe, reeely sharpe scythe?”
*dad rolls eyes*
“It’s set on a world that’s called Discworld, flat and oddly enough….disk shaped, carried on the back of four elefants who are standing on the back of a very large space-going turtle”
*dad’s eyebrows go up* “well of course……..EVERYONE knows that”
somedays I just despair.
*handz Dan deh bottlol uv Captin Morgin
Sowndz like itz gonna b a long nite.
Wii haz 007 on deh tube…..Pierce Brosnan…..mmmmm……..
Gud nite cween Dan and otter cheez frenz- Merry Krismuss to awl, and to awl a gud nite!!
That wuzzn’ sposed to be “cweenDan” but cween, Dan, etc.. Didn’t cum owt rite!
I kinda think “cweenDan” b funnee….. :snerk:
G’nite LCVA!! Schmooz!!
I fot eet waz “Merry Krissmas tuu awl, Man dat waz a gud fite!”
Dat wuz teh pi fite a few daze ago.
LOL!!
R u a chip off teh old block Dan?
*shrugs*
*throws a marshmello snoball*
*marshmello snoball bounces off* it seems mah harr has absorbed and redirected the force of the throw…………..aaannd now the cats are chasing it.
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they are geriatric kittehs, so it is a slo-motion chase.
*throws verra old mowse*
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It iz krissmuss for teh kittehs too, rite?
sheesh, I gotta go, this stoopy computer ifinkso is trying to catch a virus. *sigh*
Gnite and Merrie Krissmuss Dan!
Ohai Dan. Dey maded a mobie ub De Colour of Magik two.
Deh TTI peeps can send copies to us.
Terry Pratchett is full of win, except dat he has deh earlee on-set of deh Old Timers Disease. I haz a big sad when I bemembers dat, but iz better when I see deh gud job Sky TV did on deh mobies.
Hey ebereewun dat’s still awn chek dis owt:
http://www.storiesville.com/content/view/7924/65/
Iz kitteh-massy
DAN! DAN! WHAT NETWERK YU GOTZ DA HOGSWATCCH ON ?? TELL TELL ! MII WANTZ TEW SEE TEW!
BTW -MEOWEEIST OB DA KRISSTMESSES TEW YU ! ANNA AWL DA CHEEZEEPEEPS !
it’s on Hallmark
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hazza merry Krissmus!!!!!!
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Merry Krissmaus tu ebery wun.
Ai haz maed sum new lolz. Nawt krissymaus lolz but Ai can has sum feedbaks?
Ai will wen Ai getz arown tew it WRr! Ai hazza a tired nda iz goin tew teh bed sew Ai kin b up at for AM sharp! Nitee Nitee eberee budee!
dey’re gud!
Ohai WRr! Ai liiks seberal and faborited a couple!
Dey beh da funnee an dah cyoot!
Hai. Alrede packed fur shipmentz to mai new hoem. Ai canz lib wif u?
Protected kitteh…is really protected
Nawt tew weree! dese will werk juss grate foar shippin does Christmess giftz yoo nawt has wrapped up yet…
**runs into room, hollerin**
GESS WAT!!!!
I has innertoobs upstayres!!!
**happy dansdansdans**
yur raowturr werks??
*duz happeedans*
W00tW00tW00tW00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!
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*Doez happi dans dans dans wif rhsb*
If ur innertoobs werk, then why are u shouting? Just send us a e-mail. Sheesh.
iz moar purrsunall…and awlsew, iz bettur tew shaer inn teh eggzitemint!
*whipsers to DK so no one else heers*
I knoews this. I is teh pulling rhsb’s leg.
*pulls DK’s leg to demonstrate*
*staerz at awl teh scaelz dat fawlededed awff*
But lookit all teh ones that growed in in their place!
nuh uh….dey nawt hass growed bak yet…..dat izn’t till sprink, aifinkso…..oar att leest ai hoep so…
duz u have a receeding scale line, DK?
At leest he duzn’t shedding himz skin awl at wunst like a snake. … eewww.
ohai mj!
itz really krissmus now! here, anyways!
did u get all ur baking dun?
yup, I b reddy fur dhe pot luck dinner tumorroe.
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R U?
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I see bai deh NORAD dat sandy klawz haz made himz dee livvreez in Sioux Fallls SD.
rassin frassin *^&((*&*()*)(*()^&^*&68%^&!
Somethin seems to be rong wif my puter.
I will just say, viruses, trojans, and spyware o my!
and sekuritt downloads in a pare tree.
I iz too tired to stay up and deel wif it now, so I will say Merry Krissmuss and gnite!
G’nite!!! adn murrayz krissmezz
Leeza, ai beh tawlking bowt dis up da fred…
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Gud nites, and sleeps well, but run da skanz ub yr puter afore going tew bed.
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*schmoo*
still here…
.. so I uninstalled it and chekked my security, made shur it was upgraded and werking.. we’ll see wot happens.
I saw that BDM. Not shure wot is goin on.
I got a notificashun/alert that I hadda virus or somthing detected, and axed me to download a security upgrade… but it cudn’t id the source. But it sed it was windows av2009 so I did it anyways.. but it seemed to make things wurse, kept sending me to a skreen that sed my antivirus was off, but I cudn’t get out of teh screen…
*sigh*
I is SUCH a stoopy abowt compooters.
sheesh. just happend again.
Ifinkso I will has to get online wif s’port soon.
tomorrows if they r abailabull.
if not then, Friday.
I hope I has this fixt in time for teh Bocksing Day partee!
iff yoo getz dat popup…don’t instawl it! iz probablee nawt akchuallee a virus cheker! is probablee spyware!!
iz gettin kloes tew dat…..butt nawt yet, aifinkso….
*lukks forloarnlee at the pilol ob scaels awn teh flor*
Applol saus! Applol saus!
Happy dans 4U.
Qwalitee Kon troll kitteh is Kon trollin da Qwalitee!
PLEH PLEH PLEH!!!!!
Nawt feelz liek winturr aowt sied…..innsted ob beein caowld (adn maebee snoin…)
iz 70 owtsied, adn a thunnerstowrm!!
*seez litenin flash*
*runrunruns adn hieds unner teh blankitz awn a neerbai bed*
70 adn teh thunnerstowrm iz much beddur dan -70 adn teh snoes stowrm beliefs me!!!
ai wudd rathurr hab dat….wii can has wethurr switchin?
Ai will see your 70 aowt sied, and raise you -10, an 6 inches ub floofy snows, wif annudder 4 tew 6 inches tew kums.
ai wud lub tew has dat wethurr…
I fold…. its awl yrs!!
ai’ll taek it!
Yew hear dat, weddur gawds?? Gibs awl da snoes and cowld to DK… WRr and ai, we takes da warms and da rains!
werks foar meh….
Ai nawt haz dat naow. When we libbed in ND We had dat. Had to goe aouwt ebery moarning and ebening to refuel teh heeter in teh well haws oar we nawt haz teh waddurs. Teh borked pieps inna well is nawt cheep tu fix.
ooh…dat wud nawt bee sew gud…
I haz wun foot uv snoez inna mai yard in Vancouver, WA. Freezingz fur 2 weeks. Rainz dis afernoon, nao at 8:30 pm iza snoeing again. Supposed to be havingz moer tomoro. Unusual weaver here. Most snoez in 50 yeers.
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Stayz safez adn warmz, OK.
Adn haz a Merry Krissmiss!!
M-pressiv x-ploshun uv pakin p-nutz n 3…2….1….
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………….
Sandy klawz haz reechted Noba Skosha!!!
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He’ll b heer soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nao iz in San Juan!
Hai Mai cween. Berree merree cwismuz 2 yew an awl teh cheezpeeps.
Glad 2 c dat u r steel ewezin teh tybooteek.
mr last sujjezts dat wii hez a sail coz it seamz liek ebbereebuddee an himz unkul am hazzin sails 2 dai!!
eye traid 2 spain eet 4 himz dat teh tybooteek am nawt fectid bai teh conomee.
aw whut teh hekk…..
itz taek wun get wun frea coz itz chrismuss.
roal up roal up!!
berre merree seasonabul greetinz 2 awl!!
OHAI!!!
lil ornj kitteh runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnz up to gibbocat, comes to skereeeeeeching halt, tumbles head over heelz
PLONK into da gibbocat.
i mint to do dat
*lil birdies and starz fly in sirkul round hed az in kartoon*
aww sew kyoot!! eye lubz teh liddul ornj kittehz!! heyah. haz sum kittehlishus kibbulz – noo seezunul crismuss puddin flavr wif prawnz!
Uv korse wii uze deh Ty boo teek!!! But, i must admit it haz missinged ur spechul tuch.
Oooo, fankz u Mr. gibbocat. Wii all lubs alla prezentz and shinee tings. Ooo, da sparklies. . . .
A Speshell prezzie foar awl da cheezypeeps awl ober da whirld o’cheez
a trew storee for xmas ebe- (fownded on da CNN, I think)
Archway cookies was stared in Ashland Ohio in 1936. They make my favorite xmas cookie- Pfferneuse !
a while ago the company was bought by a beri bad company which stripped whateber it could away and eventually fired all da workin peeps (300 total) w/o notice last oct.
well- the company was bought by a company called Lance snack foods from Charlotte, nc- who promptly re-hired 60 of the old Archway peeps, they are makin cookies again ! AND they gave each of the 300 fired people a pre-paid $1500 debit card ! dey get xmas, after all !
go Lance ! Go Archway !
to awl da peeps whoo tink der is no good peeps out der- ai sayz “bah humbug to yoo!”
meowwy kwissmess!
yay! moar Christmess cookiez!
Yay! Dere needs tew beh moar storees bowt da gud peeps uv da whirld, dat duz stuffs liik dis, and less bowt da bad peeps. When da gud peeps gettin awl da tensions, da bad peeps nawt wants tew beh bad no mores! Yay, Lance! Go, Archway!
Hooray fur Lance adn Archway!!!!! adn hooray fur gitting deh jobz bak adn deh munneez fur Krissmiss!!!!!
Ai saw dat todai too. YEAAA fur da Lance cumpani adn alla peepz dat been rehired. Dis a bery gud kwissmus prezentz.
Xmas Shoppur Kitteh
thinx
“dis place is really packed”
@@@@@ Eggsalad cat-hu! Wit awl teh eBai ai bin dewing teh boys hab bin jus’ giddy wit eggsightment ober teh gnu bawkses ‘n peenutz. Jus fer s**ts ‘n gigglols ai tayped a peese ob tishyoo paper awn Bernie’s bak ‘n watchded himz try to killify it. Bwahahaha..Iz a meen hoomin!!
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*goes to teh time-out corner adn pullz up a chare*
Stuff Chekkur Kitteh
chekkz owtz funnee luukeengz feengz
4 hurz Prittee Wun
Funnee luukeengz feengz
arz dry andz skweekee. Awllso
lyte az a fetthurr
Funnee luukeeng feengz
awlllso eksellent poyntee
endz ekkserrsyzur
Nawt mutch tayst, butz deez
feengz berree eezee 2 digz
andz maykz tunnillz froo!
Stuff Chekkur Kitteh
dyvz down deep and payshuntlee
waytz 2 ‘Peek-A-Boo’
Jack.
Mais oui Christmas, Jack Deth. Thanx for sharing yr pomes wif us.
hai hai hai!! berree mai wee mai wee cwismuss, ms mai wee!!
Gibbocat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kumz running wif a swiftnessez and nokkingz him ober!!!!!
U b deh bestest krisssmiss prezzee!!!!!!
yah, well sed, cween.
*wanders back to Finnish da Saga 0 the Cween adn da Pea*
*wunderz wair deh neggst installmint will popping up at…..
wachout, it’s behind you! (over dere on http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/24/funny-pictures-yew-can-heer-dee-interwebz-laffing-at-chew/#comment-541229
Ditto! U must be da poet laureate uv Cheezeland.
“Stuff Chekkur Kitteh
dyvz down deep and payshuntlee
waytz 2 ‘Peek-A-Boo’ ” adn skeer hims hoomin owt ob her shooze!
Dere beddur be a bodee attachded to dat hed….
wat am theze demonic contrapshunz? O.O
MAM!! tehy be touchin meh!!!
hashim!! haznt seen yoo in a long time! how are yoo?
Ohai lunarmommy!!! iz fine, fanks!
had been habbing mah exams before, tehy am just ended yesterday so i guessed i should drop by
Oh Hai Hashim!!! Wii hazn’t seeinged u in agez and agez…. I hopez u b well adn haz ben studying hard.
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HASHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YAY!
Ohai cween and mary!! so nice to meet youz again!!
i knoez i habnt been here for ages…
been habbing mah exams, tehy ended yesterday, now i can haz freedom!!
O.o
Sumptin tuched mai tayul…
Merry Gristlemast, Happy Hefflelumps, and a veree Joyous Blue Gear to all deh cheezpeeps. Mai hbbeh and Ai haz put owt all de prezzies fer de kidlets and eech udder. It iz tiem to sai “Gud Nite”
gudnite MomCatAnna.
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Happi Hollendaise!
Mistaken Litterbox Cat sez
“u will find owt
waht brown can do fr u”
Mai toddler tests mien for me. Wif grate enthoosyasm.
peenutz-but da kind you shoodn’t noms!