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but this be moar bettah
doncha finkso?
*CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*goggie snikkerz frum behind doar*
*frowns at goggie* Don yoo noes dat not funneh?? *distraks goggie wile helpin Mary tu hur feets an tu regayn dignitees*
Conga rats an sillybrations fur da nawt sekkint!! Watcha wants tu sillybrate?
*regayn’z dignity*
fanx. i mint to doo dat.
to sillybrate? i share’s my soup wif you. wot chew got?
i can eet it while i finish da Saga of da Cween and teh Pea…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/24/funny-pictures-yew-can-heer-dee-interwebz-laffing-at-chew/#comment-540508
Yay!! Ai can . . .wait – ar yoo doing it nao??? Over there?? Ai’ll hav to com layer – haz werks to do befoar it getz dark.
First?! wewt!
Cry
Oh hai, KElkitteh!! Iz yoo new on da commints? Jes tu say in a frendlee way, dat we nawt goes on an jes yells first!! We lieks da challenge ub habbin a commint dat has sumfin tu do wif da pikshure…cuz ennyone kin jes yell first, but, wat’s da fun ub dat?? If you gits da first commint, wifout yelling first, we will gib yu drinks, dances, conga rats, an sillybrate wif yu!! If sumone jes sez first, den we goes tu da second commint tu sillybrate wif dem!
Welcome tu dis fun place!! Ai jes try tu xplain da protocol, an nawt want yoo tu feels bad, okai?
***did ai duz dat rite, cheezpeeps?**
yesh, adn day waey, u wont look stoopy if u dont akshully GET ferst.
Oh hai, rainbow_cupcakes!! Ai had a chance tu be nawt sekkunt a few munths ago, but ai did a three way braid tie insted…is eezy tu shout first…an den too tells noobys dat, wifout tu soun unfrendlee…
Gud jawb, {{{{{{KK4}}}}}}} uzullee we nawt eben sez “f—-t” Iz cween arownd tudai? She taikz da newwbieez awn tur ub tai bo teak nd gib da chonklit martuniz. nd esplanez abowt da roolz. ( ar no roolz, eksept tu plai nais)
I iz no angel.
I iz kitteh
an I iz bettah dan any angel
cin eye gita MEOW!!! fur the mae west movie of liek 1934ish ov the saem naem(I’m no angel) starring Cary Grant wen he was a noo talent!!????!!! him was sooooo handsom an kool his hole lyfe!!!
*swoons* Cary Grant was mostest debonair!! Ai lub a man in a fedora!!
I lubs watching Cary Grant and James Stewart in those old
Hitchcock moovies
:swoon
srsly!
does U lyke Jon Hamm in Mad Men?
i has nawt ceen dat sho
Ai always lubs Robert Mitchum!!!
Kitteh iz bedder dan angel. Just asking dem, dey telling yoo.
Kittehs AR anjulz. Tehy ar teh onlii aminul taht comz wiv a purrbox! an tehy ar PURRfeck. Anjulz, no daowt.
dat purrbox getz me ebbery tiem.
Awl mah guardian anjuls (ornaments ai hangs anna doornobs tew outside) beh kittehs, sew kittehs muss beh anjels, rite?
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Happi Lolmas ebe, ebreebodee… ai beh goin tew freins fur noms and drinkies.
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*Schmoos tew mah cheezfrens!*
I iz a star!
*runs up kwiklee tu Scrooge McTeasel*
*tikkels hur under da chin an gibs hur schmoo on da cheek*
*gigglols and runs away*
No I’m no angel
No I’m no stranger to the street
if u gibs me kibble
ai mite rub against ur feet
And I know baby
So I’ve got whiskers on my cheek
But ai’m so floofy
Come on and love me baby
So you find me hard to handle
Well, I’m easier to hold
Duz u like my purrs and talkin’?
don’t leevez me inna cold
So I might steel ur diamonds (LCB)
I’ll bring you back sum voles…
I’m no angel.
No I’m no angel
No I’m no stranger to the dark
Gimme schmoos and snorgles
Gimme gushifuds to nom nom nom
Oh c’mon baby
C’mon can ai haz a cheezburger?
oar Mebbe just sum tuna?
Come on and feed me baby
Seemz ai don’t give a darn about u
tho u never treat me bad
u won’t ever lift a hand to hurt me
And I’ll always leave you glad
I mite nawt show it offen but
ai lurves u in mai way,
cuz I’m ur kitteh!
that ar lubly tessm
oh, fankyoo! wuz inspyred by ur’s an ovver commints !
merry merry to alla {{{{{cheezpeeps!}}}}}
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(we iz sittin inna PD airport, flyt iz delayed 1.5 hrs so far, but plane iz onnitz way heer and tehn mebbe we be leavin!)
*frows sno ball at tessm* Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
hm…
r u bean a littel stnker?
no, no, i duzzint has a tallint 4 frows fings r ketch dem…
whut?
no, fanksu, i duzzint has a want 4 play ——
s-p-l-a-t.
o. lukkit whut i finded.
iceball in mah eer.
wuz da betterer wen i finded marsh mello. duz u has enny moar marsh mello??
ohai DK, fankyoo but ai haz haddeenuf snowz foar now!!!
*frows alla snow in PDX bak at DK*
*DK meltzez it*
hooray!
Yea wa-hoo *Frowz pi at Tessm*
Schmooz tu u tessm!! adn pleez tu b gibbing awl deh GnuZeelind Cheezpeepz big schmooz and hugz frum awl uv us!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{tessm}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
schmoos to u alsew mai cween! may u haz a grate hollydae! and fankyoo foar bein wun uv teh bestest uv cheezfrens!
but…iz an anjul an anjulz betta than starzzz
Oh, catmus tree
Oh, catmus tree
How lovely is yur topper
Happee tayle day befur Catmus, ebbery wun!!!
Happy tayle hollydaze tu yu, 3fk!!! Ai hab prezzy fur yoo!! Heer is eggnog wif Cap’n Morgan innit, an platter uf cheezez an crakkers. Der is enuff fur ebbryone, ai maded xtra fur awl da cheezfrenz!!
Tank u, KK4!
Adn ai jus made fudge, praline bars, adn cooked teh turkey!
Y’all are awl welcum!
*sits snacks adn turkey owt on the buffet. Then takes BIG swig ob eggnog wit teh captain in it*
Oooh, pralines!!! *noms on praline bars, takes swig ub Cap’n eggnog*
*grabs 3fk by bof paws an danses in giant graceful circles roun da ruum wif hur* Ai has such a happy today!! Ai gits tu goes up norf soon an sees mai granson and mai hole famlee!! *dans dans dans wif happy hollyday joy*
Oh, KK4, sowry, but ai lefs fur a little while (had a chore tu be done). Now ai am bit dizzy from awl the spinning and dansing and teh eggnog with teh captain in it. Ai will sit fur a whyle and play catmus carols on teh peyano.
Hab a lubbely trip to the northlands, KK4! Get lowts of shmoos with the grandson!
Ai has teh kuchen an teh lefses Adn teh Tommy Jerrys for drinkses.
Ai haopz da kaptin noze hwo tu swim.
i likes ur sonng, freefloofehkittehs. i sings dat tonite!
o catmus twee
o catmus twee…
pee ess. dis mah boi com-pewter. i finkso he have a beeg disgusst wen he finded owt wich site i bizzit…!!
Maybee boi will findz the ICHC to be teh upmost culturalol, edumakashunal, and sociably favorabolol site on teh interwebs- jus liek us!
i hopeso he fink dattaways, free floofeh kittehs, butt he r twenny wun. i sended packig an i rited “c fren” in place 4 sender. he sawded dat. he ax: “C Fren???” i sayed dat meened cheez fren.
i finkso he frowed up in hims mouf juss a littel bit…
dats k. sum hiz fings makes me frow up lotta bit!!
Ai noes wat yoo meens…husbin wunners wai ai spends sew much time on ICHC, but husbin is crazy cat man dat matchy mai crazee cat ladyness…so wen him luuk obber mai shoulder, ai clikee on mai favrites, or da upcomin, an him luuks at awl da cute kittehs til him tired ub it, den he wanders tu couch tu watch da sportcentral channel fing dat ai nawt likes!!
Hai!!!! {{{{{{{{ittehbittehkitteh}}}}}} Are yoo going to be abul to com moar offen.
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Just USe taht com-pewter!! an dont tells him!!
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We/ai miss yoo a LOT!!
ohai mah janet!!!
i has a happeh i sees u heer! i orffen wunners bowt mah frens. haos dey dune an stuffs like dat.
an i can tells u has a happeh holler day an i hopeso nex yeer fulla helf an happynesses an safenesses an all gud stuff.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{massive hug 4 jch4k}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ur ibk
{{{{{{{{IBK}}}}}}}}}
And what kind of idiot puts a christmas tree in front of the TV.
Ppl hoo rathr look at tree wif beeyootimus kitteh atop, nawt stoopy glow-box.
Hmmm, wat kind ub peeples wuld doo dat?
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Angree peeples
Bad tempered peeples
Crabby peeples
Dont give a d** peeples
Eggstra grumpy peeples
Foul tempered peeples
Good gawd ai hate that TV peeples
H……
Harrumphy peoples
Imminently FAIL to celebrate Chrissmuss peoples
Jumped up jolly stealin people
Killjoy peeples
Loaded wif pleh peeples
Moody grumpee peeples
Nawt wants tu hab fun peeples
Oh, ai nawt happy tayl peeples
Paah, humbug peeples
Q….
quirky peeps hu duzzint knows wen to go hoame
rasser frassers peeps hu spoils purrfekly gud jokes
speedeh peeps hu cannot wayts in da line
t…
Troll peeples
Utterlee unhapee peeples
V….
very smart peeps, sum would say, if day not wotchin da boobtoob
(hm.. i finkso we need finnish dis list!!)
wisheh washeh peeps
xtremeleh smelleh peeps
yellin peeps – do not want. itz holler day 4 gudniss sakes
zig zagg peeps (liek wisheh washeh peeps, sept wiff sharper terns)
Oh hai, IBK!! Yu hab cute abitar!!
ohai kerry katz!
fanksu! iz all hart, sept dis wun roll rownd da middel…
Iz da cute!! Ai onlee bin heer a few munths, ai nawt fink ai seen yu before, or mebbe ai forgotted…*embarrisd face* Nice tu meets yu!!
o dats nice!! fanksu, kerry kats!!
i useta bees heer moar… mebbe wuz six monfs agos r sum fing like dat… i useta has dile up. yech. nao i has da hi spede, so i comes moar orrfen.
heers hug cause u so sweet:
{{{kerrykats}}}
iff i duzzint stay heer lonng, cause i hasta drives (lemme figger dis…) bowt 120 miles to go to crissmiss eeb sirbis wiff mah frenz – den i hopeso u has nice holler day.
ur ibk
*shuutzamarshmelloatIBKndarunzawaikwiklee*
uuuu.
lukkit whut i finded…
mmmm.
marshmello!
nao i needs chockllit…!
*Lukz konfuzzed furr a minut den frows chokklit nda gram crakerz at IBK*
o fanksu!!!
*winky face*
AAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Frowz pi, caek, peetsa, hotdawgs, cheezburgerz, papurr, aplols, dan eberee fing elss neerbi*
uu uu!!
wayt i calls mah nayburrs! we has a pick-nick!!!
o wayt…. i gettit. u wants meh frow sum fing back…
butt i LIKES pi, caek, peetsa, hotdawgs, cheezburgerz, papurr(not so mutch akshalleh), aplols an ever fing else…
wayt…
i has a shu…
nope. cannot frow u mah shu. den i only has wun masseff…
hao bowt dis? nope. dis? nope.
hey! heers kukkie! i frows u a kukkie… wayt. it have kokobut in its. heer annuvver kukkie – have buttre skotch innit.
f-l-i-n-g!!!
(hopeso u can ketch dat wun, draclonic kitteh. i frows like a gurl.)
oops. dat r posed to be: kokonut.
i duzzint kuuks wiff kokobut.
*Raizez wiit flag* Ai gibs up!!!
{{{{{{Cheezfrends}}}}}}
pleh pleh pleh!
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Ai has tu go nao!
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On behalf ob, umm, maiself, Scrooge McPig, lolpigburglar adn taht no gud Mick ai wish yu awl teh best; ai be bakk fur teh bocksing dai festibities.
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Fankies fur making meh smylol
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Yu does nawt no hao speshul yu is, aifinsko…
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* scampersawaiveryfast *
Bye, GP! Yew has a gud day an lots ob funs and nommy fuds!
oooohhh.. all that sensitivitee, and big and strawng 2!!
Ai feelz a swoon abouts to happen!
*SWOON*
Speeking of Bocksing Day….
Here’s a remindur for those that knows, and a nounsement for those that duznt, yet!
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Friday, teh 26th, we is having a Bocksing Day partee!
Itz a tradishunal TTI hololiday on the day aftur Krissmuss, where peeples gets together to eet leftovers, and gives gifts to serviss people.
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If u has a phlonquais, today is the day to reward him for his
impertinintimportant services to u!And, if u wishes to take part, we will has an optional
XXXXX XXXXXgifty exchange.This is called by many noms, some of u knows it as Yanquis Exchange, some as Wite Lolophant, and some as…. Well, something else. I has a feeling the propurr name here shud be the ICHC Grabbity Gifty Exchange, but whatever u call it, here’s how it werks:
Everyone brings a present, and puts it under teh tree. Sinse this is Bocksing Day, u can bring ur present in a bocks if u wants! And u can describe the bocks or the packaj if u wants to. Then we takes turns.
•The number one person picks a gifty from under the tree. Open it and say wot it iz!
•Then the no. 2 person can steel teh present the no. 1 person gotted, OR pick one from under teh tree.
•And then teh no. 3 person can steel from either the 1 or the 2… or pick from under the tree.
•And so-on, and sew fourth, etc.
Anyone can steal a gift from someone who has opened one previously. If someone steels ur gift, u gets to go back to teh tree an pick another one.
Those of u with larcenuss tendensies, plz to note u only gets to keep ONE gifty.
*eyez LCB*
U can bring a noo gifty, or u can regifty something u gotted and dint want. Anything goez!!
Sew to recap, we will has drinkses, and feest, and gifties to phlonquais and service peoples everywhere (dat incloods YNGs and fyremens, Ifinkso!) and the Grabbity Gifty exchange! Okays?
The partee will start at the 6 am cheeztime lol, on Dec 26th, which means:
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI time
9 am Spacific time
11 am Central
And the mountain time, in btw the central and Spacific, somewhere in there, ubetcha.
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And in teh meentimes, Merree Krissmuss to all of u… cheezpeeps, lurkers, trolls even.. .and teh whirled at larj!
dat sawnds fun!!
Iz we allowd tu bring da chiaheads?
*crikkets*
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whut u meen, crkikketz???
ai iz singin!!
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oh, that’s wuht u ment.
Ohai! How’s teh cukkees kuming? R tehy dun yet? Can ai has wun, can ai can ai?
Mi n teh kidlet just gotted bak frum last-minnit shopping. Naow ai shall commens teh nanaimo bars!
dint get to them.
desided to do teh wings furst… teh first ones I bot were bad, I hadda throw them owt, go bak to teh store, get more, and do em over again… they r in teh oven now.
I will has to do teh cookees in teh morning.
I will save sum for u tho!
Wanna chikkin wing? Tehy is oranj glazed.
cookies? where??
*Frowz sno ball at Leeza-b*
*frows snoballs at enny and all DKs in range*
*Dukz sew dat sno ball hits Draconic kitteh* Ha ha!
ooo! ai mite bee ther aifinkso. i’z in californy, sew it nawt SEW earlee.
*hopes to remembers*
wud ai be a bad whiskers to try to guess the IRL identity of Guinness Piggeh? Cause ai’m goin’ wif Jake Stonebender outa Spider Robinson’s Callahan chronicles…if nawt ol’ Spider himself…
Nope, sry. Plz tu trai agen…
Happytail hollydaze tu GP an gib da no guud Mick a schmoo!!
MEWWY CWISSMUSS Guinness Piggeh *SCHMOOOOOOO* unner missile toads to yoo.
Hab a lubbly day an eet, dwink an be merry.
Lub from Tidmum an awl teh Tidpeeps xxxzxxxx
Habs a safe holeedai!
{{{GP}}}
Wut awr yew staring at angel kitteh? Ai nawt teh wun wit teh pine tree supawzitory.
:snerk:
Kitteh sez…ai noes v.e.t. sez ai needs moar ruffage, but dis redikyluss!
*grrr* dis spost tu goes unner na66. Stoopy WP…or stoopy meh…ai blames it on da WP, aifinkso!
balancin tallints – i haz dem.
butt dis iz maor kyoot…
Iz yoo shurr? *steppees bak a wai from DK*
yoo!!
*runrunrunsadntaklezmaikloenwifakwikness*
*Pullz owt red balloooon marsheemello from lukee charms nda uses it too float up nda a wai* Buy Buy!
*breefs fyer tew burst balloooon, bringink mai kloen bakk daown*
*pullz owt shuutin st5ar marshmello nda flyyz awai*
*breefs fyer again, overheetin star*
bettur git daown…..yur star will go nova soon!
*Pullz owt raynebo marshmello dan sliidz downit*
*waetz at bottum ob raynebo wif fyerproof bag tew katch mai kloen in *
ohai Draconic Kitteh – ai see yew left a messij on mai profyle…ai don no whut iz goin awn, but ai iz NAWT yer kloen! ai haz ben inna kitchin maiking applol pi, choklit chip cuukies, cherrie bred, and peach upside daown caek! Iz nawt mii – HONEST!!
uhhuh….. SHURE…….
*iz nawt conbinsed*
Iz troo DK jes klikin awn meh naem dan yoo seez hoo Ai iz!!
hmph!! yoo wurr sumwun eles eerliurr!!
*triez tew katch yoo*
hmmm – funnee fing, Draconic Kitteh, wen ai clik on DraClonic Kitteh’s blooness, eet taiks mii tew -YUR PROFYLE!!!!
*yoosez ower glass marsh mello tuu stop tyem dan rydez raynebo tuu bottum den un-freezez tyem dan kwiklee yoozes horseeshuu marsh mello tuu owt runn DK*
*yoosez fyer agin, tew burn teh horesshuus awff*
OOWWWWEEEEEE!!!!!! Horsee shuus b metal yoo noez!! *frows sno ball at DK*
*fyer melts snoball*
sawree….ai thot dat eet wuz marsmallo…liek teh othurr tingz wurr…
Whew! missee chiff b hard wurk!!! *Frows marshee mello*
*eets marshee mello in midaer*
*fros lawtz ob snoballs at mai kloen*
*Klimbz owtta piil ob sno ballz dan runnz off wif a kwikniss sew fass dat nowun kin kepitch*
*appearz beesied yoo, runnin juss as fasst*
yoo furrgit dat yoo’z mai kloen…sew wutebbur yoo can doo, sew cann ai!
*Vanishez into nxt thred* Didn’t fink ob dat didja?
*appers in next thred*
ai did…ai wuz waetin awn yoo..
GAWTA GOES NAO! MEOWY KRIS MAUS AND A HAPPEE NOO YEER TO AWL MAI CHEEZFRENS, CHEEZBURGERS AND ICHC!!!! HEDBONKS AND PURRS! SCHMOOOOOOOOOO!
Schmmooooooz tu yooooz KCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Frows moar sno ballz at Cweenee dan KCT*
how dat kitteh get up in dat tree? how he gonna get DAWN?
Aifinks dat normally da kittehs cry fur der hoomins tu reskews dem…dey waits fur da hoomins tu be da bery bizzy before dey duz dat tho…
oh ob cawrse! hao elez wud dey get dawn? dey culd cliemb daown, butt wut wud bee teh funz in dat?
that was halarious!
Tu awl mai peepz an cheezfrenz…ai reddy tu leeb tu trabbel up norf in da snows tu sees mai famblee!! Happyist ub hollydaze tu each an ebbryone ub yoo!! Schmoos an hugs frum kk4 an all hur 6 kittehs!!
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{{{{{{{{{{{{Cheezfrendz}}}}}}}}}}}}
happeetayull hawlidaez tew yoo!
hoep yur trabbel goes gud adn saef!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kk4}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Trabel safe, deer!!
Happy happy Hollydays KK4.
Safe journey an has teh fun!!!
**pokes hed in**
Ennybodee still heer?
Peepz b wawking frew, tuday. iz berry inneresting….
How u b tuday??
Ohai, cween!
I hadta werk moast of teh day, but lefted arown 3. Nao, I’m home an teh whole fam-damlee iz due heer in abowt 45 minnits. I prolly be floatin in an owt, dependin awn hao strong teh need to hide becomes.
I has hedake rite now an took Imitrex, hopin it will kick in soon.
Wut you an teh Prince doin, cween?
Wii b watching deh Graham Norton show.
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I haz dun mai baking fur deh Pot Luck dinner tomorrow.
Tonite wii iz cell-bratin Krissimiss wif mahm’s famlee.
Tomorrow iz dad’z famlee.
Whoopie.
I sens just a tad bit uv sarkasm dere, rhsb.
Nawt from me, my cween.
*Frows barrage ob sno ballz at RHSB*
Hey! Hey! HEY!!!!
**frows snoballz bak at Draclonic Kitteh**
* whispers tu rhsb *
x
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ai is heer… but but but ownlee fur a littlol whyle
Oh yoo iz heer GP? Gud! *Frowz sno ball at GP* Dan yoo RHSB!!! *Frowz snoballz bak at RHSB agen*
EEP! * frows snowball at DracL?onic Kitteh *
Schmooz tu deh GP. {{{GP}}} I hopez u haz a meery krissmiss!
* scamper scamper scamper… jump *
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* schmoooooooooooooooooooooooo *
Happy lolmas mj
ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!! WELL,CHRISTMAS OVER HERE BUT, YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy lolmas DaKat!
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Yu wheel be at home next lolmas, aihopeso
Merry Catmouse, DaKat!!
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{{{{{{{{{DaKat}}}}}}}}}}
Plz tu sharing mai gud wishez tu u wif awl ur comradz.
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{{{{{{soljerz adn sailerz adn airmen adn marinez}}}}}}
Wut hur sed ^^^.
**snorgles GP**
Hazza happitayle hollidayze!
* snorgles*
* snorgles sum moar *
*frows sno ball at mj and GP*
*sno ball brakes into a millyon peeces*
Itz made uv marshymallows!
Alsew known as, snomans poop!
* noms teh marshdemallows *
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Is yu awl reddy fur lolmas nao leeza?
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* wunners ware lcb is… *
no!!
but itz coming anyway!
*lobs a marshmallow snoball at rhsb*
Brings owt teh hawt chokklits wif teh whippee creems and marshmallows and sordid toppings.
We has teh brown sugar and sinymun kuchen adn teh vienna tortes. A sacher torte, a rum torte, adn teh choccklit torte.
“sordid” toppins?
Sownz lyk dey shud be uzed inna NB.
dey could be, but nawt wif teh younguns arawnd.
**hazza slite sad**
mebbe laytur we can sneeks aowt and trai dem?
Izza daet!
*Frowz sno ball at cweenmj dan eet noks her crown offa her hed*
cubber Ur eerz
**puts awn eer-proteckhun hur borrowed frum guies wif guns**
whut is uz doing on deh pyooter doesn’t U has guests?
**shhhh**
I sneeks in okkayshunalee…
Otay!
Heer rhsb. Nawt fite wif liddlol snoballz. Uze dis sno maker machine…
Nawt run out ob snoes dat wai.
*Sneekz up behiin sno makin mashiin dan braeks eet* Gudd luk! *Frowz sno ball at WRr*
gud fing dis has full coverage warrantee. can has new wun heer in 15 minnuts.
*Frows handee grenade bak at drclonic kitteh*
Ohai, Santa……um, I meen WRr.
**holds missel-toe ober WRr’s hed an gibs him surpryse schmoo**
I use snow-blower awn taht Darn DK!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pullz owt tennis noys dan hits deh handee grenade bak*
Me
Juss rappin last gifties an makin teh Kidlets stokkins up.
Hazel be zonked unner teh twee.
We had a wunnerful innernashnull Cheezmeet aher today.
Ambercat an Yvikitteh bissited bring goog cheer an cheezlub.
WhOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Ohai, Tidmum!
Snorgles to you, teh hoomins an teh floofybutts!
Ifn u ebber gets tired of Hazel, u kin send her to teh Yoo-Ess.
Yay for Cheezfrenz!
Is it past midnite yet? I spended Christmas in teh Scotland oncet and a bunchof us wented to a pub on Christmas Eve and at midnite evryone started cheering and kissing, just like it is on midnite at New Years Eve. It was my firsted Christmas away from fambly, but it was a wunnerful time all teh same.
*sends lolmas smoos and lubs to Cheezpeeps everywhares*
gibes lcb smoos back
and here is sum smoos to your kittehs Esme and Liam
*sneeks up behind LCB dan unscrews liteee bulbs, wun buy wun*
*turns around a looks at DK wif sad eyes*
*gives him a smoo and hug anyways, in teh spirit of teh season*
* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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Dere yu is! {{{lcb}}}
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uffaihasbinheerawldayphlonquaisingadnyuownleeturnsupnao
*gives GP a huge hug and smoo*
Sry. I hads a bad bad hedache earlier. Weather front moving through felt like it was moving thru my forehed. Couldnot even bear to look at teh puter screen.
I is teh feeling moar betterer now, though. I has moar schnapps in all flavors for everyone. For GP, there is Pork Scratching Schnapps.
* eyes bottlol wib a suspishun *
* notices hand ritten label *
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Umm, no fankies. Ai has teh Shampain heer so aifinkso ai stick wib taht!
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* rummage rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack *
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Yu wanna sea whut ai has fur yu?
Is teh real item, u can drinks it wifout fear.
I can has shampers? Plz?
I thinked we was doin teh prezzies on teh boxing day. Urs is not teh reddy yet. But if u has something for me now, I wouldn’t say no.
* slips lcb’s prezunt back intu sack *
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nose, nose, is otay… * sniff sniff * iffn yu nawt want mai prezunt… ai unnerstands… * sniff sniff *
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* offers shample ob shampers, still warm, juss hao lcb lieks eet *
U gonna make me beg for my prezzie?
wud ai du taht tu yu?
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* considers doing eet *
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No, ob corse nawt! but but but wii can do prezunts onna bocksing dai, is otay. Happy Lolmas, lcb
I has teh hedake too, LCB. Eben my hares hurt, so I took tehm down foar a whiel. Den, I gets outta da car an WHOOSH goes teh wind an my hares! I luuked lyk sumwun skeered me hard.
I took Imitrex, hopin it will kik in soon.
dat iz nawt meh!!!! dis is meh!! ai nawt knoez hoo mai kloen iz….butt hims maed hims paeg tew bee maien!!
Hmmmwell. I gives u smoos and hugs then also. And teh non-alclolholic schnapps. Peanut butter and jelly flavor ok?
Wai teh sad ais? Ai izn’t DK Ai iz himz kloen: DlK!!!! Mua ha ha haaaaaaa
*hugs DlK, steels ristwatch, iPod and other valyoobuls*
Aiz sawree! Hey wayte!!!! gib me bak meh stuff!!!
Merry Lolmas bak atcha, LCB!!
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Esme and Liam send back smoos as well to everybuddy. Liam was specially lovey today, mostly because I wared my floofy baffrobe when I wasn’t feeling well. He lurves to snorgle me when I wares it.
MY UNKLOL IZ HEER!!!!
Plz pray to CC dat him kin gets teh stoopy rowter to werk…
I iz habing sum purrblemz with mah rowter too
I nawt fink himz wanna go to NY to fix it.
**pulls 2_k’s tayle an runs awf fast**
hoep eet wurks!!
Ohai cheezfrenz ….
T’is teh nite before krissmess,
and ai wishes for awl of yous
a happy and peaceful day,
wif family and loved ones,
wherever they is,
wherever you is.
And a prayer for those
suffering or unhappy or in need,
whoever or wherever they is.
Happy Lolmas Fleep!
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Mai best wishes tu yu!
Love the note and list…but he could always cough up his own tinsel ball.
MJB
I want a kitteh star too!
Reel angel ansurz ur questions — purrty kewl: realangel.webs.com I asked if kittehs get into hevun -n- she sez dey is already God. !!
Well – you did ask me where I wanted you to put the tree…
What a cat which really love Christmas!
ko nooooo this is stupid don’t make one ever again ok?!? p.s. if you are gana make one use the can i as cheeseburger talk not actual words and sentises
I noez i osim, but can just 2 use star plz
*sighs* now we gotta tell da cheezpeeps tu remove commint…yu nawt kin play nice heer? *sighs agin*
Ok, ai writed tu da cheezpeeps…dis shuld be gone soon!!!
Meowy Kris Maus,kk4! See u on 12/29. Den after 12/31…no moar until mehbe March. Dey woan let meh owt to teh liberry eever cuz of safety and physical therapy concerns. *lolspeak off* I am going to miss each one of my cheezfriends while I am away. I won’t have cat therapy until I’m allowed home. I will miss being here in cheezland and you and all the others who make this a great and wonderful place to come. May all of you have a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Love and kisses to all!*lolspeak on* Ai gibs u hedbonks and purrs* Schmoooooo! See ya kk4!