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aer u shore u haz bean gud, kitteh?
Santa: Are you sure you don’t want grammar for Christmas?
congratz annipuss! drink for joo?
FangQ, Iz neerlee bedtiem, so Au’ll juss haz hawt chikklit thx.
{{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}} yu snugul in an be waram. Santa be dere in a fyew wilez, pdq.
Thz Olive – juss ober haff an ower an it wull be KRISSMUSS heer in TTI!
Ai’m off 2 bed naow so az well az g’nite, Ai wish awl mai cheezfrenz a berry happi holidai! CC bless us ebbri wun!
grammercrackers………purrhaps? plz….plzplz?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
HAPPY HANNUKA
HAPPY WHATEVER ELSE WE CELEBRATE AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!
It’s here.
The day has arrived.
Have we been Good Boys and Girls?
I wish each and every one one of my Dear Cheezfrenz a Happy, Joyous,
Peaceful Holiday.
May you all share in Glad Tidings, Fun, Warmth and the Joy of the Season.
{{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}
Lots of Love ,
Claire , Marcus, Kenna ,Aden Fern and Hazel.=^^=
Hazel is ’singing’ a Carol for all. It’s beautiful
Well, It’s 12.10am in TTI …..
Can’t see mai twee. Is piled wiv prezzies. Kidlets is sleepin an I is doin the washin!!!!
Most Girls would love to get dimunds for Xmas. Me, I was eggststtik wiv mai gnu warshin masheen !!!!
Merry Christmas Tidmum!!!!!
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Nuffin rong wif a washing masheeen tu making ur life eezeer!! Iz a gud prezzee i think!!!
o hai Tidmum,
ai wishez yew a wundermus 2009. Mae it brings laffter, gud helf, teh happeh, an peece tu awl ub us!
merry krismus tu yew an yer fambly! warshin masheen moer bedder dan daimint in mai buk, it akshully halps arown teh howse
wif lubs,
moe
Let’s see Kwanzaa, Ramadan, Las Posadas, and Diwali to be specific
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yez, happeh Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Winter Solstice (belayted) an Eid al Adha (belayted) tu awl
(Diwali an Ramadan Eid wuz in Oktober dis yeer).
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An happeh ebberyfing tu yew, Icelegs!
ConCATs! And tihs kittoon ben SEW gud! Luk — no bytez on teh cukiiz! Ai hoap shii getz EVURIIFING shii wantz!
oar teh missing cookies…
u has a crumb rite there, GP.
* wipes crumb awai wib a kwikness *
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huh? whut crumb? whut yu meen?
oh nuffin.
*whistles*
Mua ha ha Santa nawt gib me nuffin eder!
Praps u wazn’t berry gud.
Luk at lass thred dan yoo’ll see Ai izn’t teh gud! *frows sno ball at annipuss*
*Ducks*
Where? Ai haz teh new duck recipe Ai wunna try
U quack me up
*sneekz up behiend mai kloen, trappz him in fyer-proof, teer proof, adn othur tinkz proof bag*
AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! *skreeemz, breevees fyur, scritchis at bag* Otay, yoo win! *digs fruu grownd dan leeves teh LOL*
bag has a bottum, sew cannawt be digged thru*
Wi finally gottid him! Iz Otay!!! Draclonic Kitteh haz bin kapshurred!! Yoo iz saef!
*whew* nao wut shud wii du wif him?
Mebbe wii shud goin bak tuu teh d’Beaker labs nda fuzis himz wif yoo?
dat mite nawt bee succh a gud idear…..den ai wudd has hims mischivviuss maychurr…
Troo….. Well den wut DUZ wii duu wif himz?
ai nawt knoez……
mebbe chaynje hims purrsunalitee?
kin Beeker labs transforms him intu teh katnip, mebbeh? dat wud solb yur prollim in a yoozful wai…
*horks up wand belonging tuu wizard dat DlK eetid dan yoosiz eet tuu swichin plases wif DK* Ha! Now yoo in teh bag!!!
*sigh* bag wuz awlsew majikk-proof….sew yoo nawt did annefink!
Yuz iz gettin da coal ifinkso!
Why nont u ebber leev egnawg insted?
In TTI we leeb santa sum sherry.
yesh yesh adn a mince py adn a carrot fur rudolph!
kreem sherry wud be naiss. I wud laik sum, yethpliz.
O hai, Elfi!
*gives Elfi big lolmas hug and smoo*
ohai gyze! I’s in my noo partmint in Tennuhseez wif Huz-bear-saurus.
KB an’ me went on teh rode trip lass week, it wuz teh funz. Othr kitiz askd foar noo TV kuz heer at dis ‘partmint we can has channulz dat we dint git in teh Okahoma… Heer derz bloojae channul an’ skwirrl channulz too!! So Huzbearsaurus an’ me, we gottid kittehz noo TV whut gits moar channulz… We hungd up burd feedr an’ skwirlz feedrs on teh bak pattyo ov da ‘partmint. Kittehz ar happi wif krissmiss.
Ohai! Hao’z u gyze awl doin?
*has an amazed*
a SKWIRRL channel??
*fites teh jellus*
Ohai Elfi, gud to see u! U has showed up in teh middlol of a snoball fite, Ifinkso…
*tosses marshmallow snoball at elfi*
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(frowz sum marmelloz bak)
*jumps up, eetz marshiemalloz in midaer**fros snoballs*
Hay yoo guis! Cudditowt! Sandy Claws cud still putting yoo on teh nawty list, yoo noes!
wut? iz awnlee snoballs….dey’re saef, adn fun!
*fros snoballs at 4.5k*
Wuttabowt Ais? Dere mite b Ais in teh sno ballz!
Um, ar dat nawt teh poynt ov sno? Yeth, aifinksoh.
Nda wuttabowt awn teh lass thred wen a sno ball fite endid up includin handee grenades? Ai b saprizid dat DlK managed tuu protikt himself from tem!
Nobuddee frowed a real handee grenade. Was full of teh mintee juleps.
Am I still awn Nawty list? **she asks hopefully**
I wanna be at leest in tawp 3!
U iz awn teh Nawty butt inna niec way list. U adn kk4 izza onlee wuns awn dat list.
Oh oh, WRR sayed “nawty butt”!!!
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NOMNOMNOM!!!
*eetz marshiemalloz*
but but but.. they is marshmelloes!!
*throws a round ov snoballs at ALL DKs*
*then runsawayveryfastbecawsesheislate*
*from a distanse*
Meowy Krissmuss!!!!!!!!!
Meowy Krissmuss Leeza! Has teh funs tonite!
marshmeloz iz gud foar u.
*fros snoball /REELEE/ far, hitz leeza-b*
GUD!
Am I still in tawp 3?
*fros snoball at leeza-b*
A krizzmizz schmmoooooo tu yoo Elfi!!
{{{{{{elfi}}}}}}
{{{{{{KB}}}}}}
{{{{{{Mr. Elfi}}}}}}}
merry kit-mass elfi!
ohai SAMS!!! *HUGGLES* Hao’z u doin? Is u heeld up nao?
I haz mai kompootr awl settid up agin! iz yay!
apparently, I is heeled enuf to go bak to wurk, cuz they makin me work today!
lol but is true, I is all heeld an much happier. nao that its over i wish i had done teh surjeree yeerz ago, i finally feel like im in control of my lyfe again. so if any cheezpeeps no sum1 who is sufferin with teh colitis, have ‘em talk to a surjun, it may be teh best thing evar for dem.
i soooo glad to see u again! {{{{{{ELFI}}}}}
Aw YAY!! Dat ar so gud to heer, SAMS!! {{{{SAMS}}}} {{{{SAMS FAMBLY}}}}
I so glad u has a heeld up an’ happyur!
*hugglz* No werryz, u can has krissmiss tomorro wif ur babibearz an’ huzbear an’ stuff!!
I wuz gunna send teh xmas kardz owt to KB’s cheezfrenz, but I had to moov at teh beginning ov dacembur an’ nawt gittid arownd to it.
Maebee aftr Xmas when da kardz is awl haff-pryss?
–Elfi
I did tryz to say Ohai … but weirdpretzl eetid mai ohai’s.
WP b weerd…..
LOL!
URL: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2952434
Gud kitteh wud haz eated da cooklies an awl da milks.
Ai iz frum Noo Zeeland an we allays leev santa a nize kold bier.
{{{{{Angelmama}}}}} Iz sumur dere nd nawt nedez da hawt drinkeez tu kepe warm. Moast ub us can has da wintur wif rane nd sumplaisez , snoze. Ai wud liek tu se gnu z land sumtiem.
An wud haz mor “wantz” on list.
adn him nawt gonna notiss dat haff ob teh kookiez arre goneded…
dey iz???
dey wil beez
Oooooo, Otay!
Dats punny… Im lonliez and need sum peeps 2 see my lolz…
I don’t understand any of this.
Is this even in English?
Why is this funny?
Since this website is in America, it should be in English.
Try better next time.
NS
http://sciencedefeated.wordpress.com/
Deer noted skoler,
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wii prefer tu kawling ower langwidge lolspeek. wii iz sry dat it duzn’t meeting wif ur uhprooval. But wii haz fun. Dere b a link tu a wiki neer deh top uv deh paige if u b interested.
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Mostlee wii just b heer having deh funz. wii not heer tu beeing skolarlee, altho sum uv uz duz b hilee edjumakated.
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I duzn’t think dere b a law dat sayingz wii haz tu riting in English….. Adn, bleeving it oar not, wii haz peepilz heer frum awl ober deh whirrld.
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maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&moduleurl=http:%2F%2Fmaps.google.com%2Fhelp%2Fmaps%2Fholidays%2Fmapplet.html&mapclient=google&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&z=0
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Kum bak adn visiting us agin….. u mite dee side u like it heer.
Schmooooo.
Uh thanks but now thanks for the complete gibberish.
NS
http://sciencedefeated.wordpress.com/
ur welkum!!
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Dis not gibberish….. I b pritty shur dere b lotsa peepz hoo unnerstanding wut i b saying….. if u duzn’t like it u kin leeving…… nobuddy b forcing u tu kum heer.
noo kinda troll!
the “luuking-foar-blog-traffik” troll!
*sigh* iz sooooo obveeus…
If you really were a noted scholar you would at least have studied what this site was about and your comment would have been unnecessary. Instead you and your comment failed.
Nope. I think I am talking about WHAT WaS IN THE PICTURE. Is that what this blog is about? I think so.
But nice try.
NS
http://sciencedefeated.wordpress.com/
No, u did not tawking bowt wut wuz in deh pixor. U wuz tawking bowt ower use uv an alternate langwidge.
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Wii b habbing conversashunz iwf ee chudder. Dis site b abowt wuteber wii b wnating it tu b abowt….. wii haz frenz heer, wii haz advendhurz heer and mostlee wii haz fun heer……
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Bai deh way….. Wii haz a troll rode heeer….. Did u pay deh fee tu beeing a troll? U owez us lebenty munneez…. plz tu b paying BuddyDintmorezMom….
“Since this website is in America, it should be in English.”
I hope your scholarly pursuits were not “noted” for such fragile generalizations. Even the ads Comcast sends me in the American mail are half Spanish now.
*notes that “notedscholar” feels smarter by using latin words in his blog*
I prefer lol-speak to inflammatory conspiracy theories any day.
I am not supporting conspiracy theories. That entry you refer to is attacking 9/11 conspiracy.
Learn to read!
NS
http://sciencedefeated.wordpress.com/
Yeah elfinugget, lurn tew read before yew acooz sumwun ob supporting cawnspearawsee fearies. Oh dats rite, yew didn’t.
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BTW – Ai too prefer tew fritter away my time tawkin’ tew frendz, habbin’ phun and pwayin’ wurd games wit berry smart and creative peeps insted ob wasting time and energy pondering teh rantings ob peeps wut clearly hab ridiculous notions.
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Oh wait!
oh luuk! ANNUVVER lynk tew blog!!!
whut, maykes 3 so far? guud werkz!
Oh, and “since this website was started in Hawaii, it should be in Hawaiian”. That’s a better generalization, I think.
Cheez? Tofu? get right on that, k?
–Elfi
Haha. Okay, point taken.
NS
http://sciencedefeated.wordpress.com/
Oh okay. Comcast = blog? Don’t think so.
NS
http://sciencedefeated.wordpress.com/
Oh, BTW: notedscholar = intelligence? I duzzn’t thinking sew.
nao nao. Juss bakuz him hazznt usd his braensellz the wae we does, nont meen him nawt intellijunt. In fak, I finz dat mozz intellijunt peepz evar be goin’ rownd an’ rownd in der own hedz wif isshooz abot pollitix an’ suchliek.
Mai bottunee profezzur, him mozz intellijunt pursin I evvr meetid, him absolootlee konvinsd dat moldz be frum othr owtrspaess planits, an’ dat prolific bad-plazztik additivz haz kauzd a sortz of gae nepotizzm wiffin mozt pollitikul poztingz, sush az teh wunz at teh univursitee. (Iz nepotizzm, kuz, affer awl “We Ar Fambalee!” iz hao goze da song, rite?)
I fink da werld nawt hold anuf intrezting fingz foar zmrt peepz extra zorchee branecelz to be nommin’ on… Som ov us git reel involvd in Cheezburger, whyl othrz maek blogz abowt how intellijunt dazign duz haz a poynt der. Sum ov us evin goze on in laiff to teech LKSL-101 klassiz an’ den majur in Molekulur Byolijee, all da whyl beein’ krayzee kat laydee who findz fingz in da rode an’ keepz dem.
So, nawt dat himz *nawt intellijunt*, iz akshulee dat him haz so mush extra tym an need foar enturtaenmint dat him start argoomint on teh intarwebz wif krayzee kat peeps.
Itz a hawbee, nont gitz meh rong… jus’ a hawbee nawt awlz ov us appreeshyaets.
Maebee, notedscholar, iffin’ u hadz a kitteh, u wud unnarstanz bettr. U’s problee ‘llerjik, an’ I unnarstanz dat varee gud. Try feedin’ teh kitti Wellnezz kannd katfuud, iz akshulie varee gud an’ radoosis teh dandr / shedzingz.
–Elfi
And, just to be fair, I will translate that accurately:
Now, now. Just because he hasn’t used his braincells the way we do, doesn’t mean he’s not intelligent. In fact, I find the most intelligent people ever are often going ’round and ’round in their own heads with issues about politics and suchlike.
My botany professor, the most intelligent person I’ve ever met, is absolutely convinced that mold is from other planets, and that the presence of bad plastic additives within the environment and water supply has caused a sort of gay nepotism within most political postings, such as the ones at the university. (It’s ‘nepotism’, because after all “We are Family!” is how the song goes, right?)
I think that the world doesn’t hold enough interesting things for smart people’s extra zappy braincells to work on, some of us get involved in ICHC, others make blogs about how intelligent design really does have a point there. Some of us even go on in life to teach LKSL-101 classes and then major in Molecular Biology, all the while being a crazy cat lady who finds things in the road and keeps them. (see my blog for details, sorry.)
So, it’s not that he’s *not intelligent*, it’s actually that he’s got so much extra time and need for entertainment that he’s starting arguments on the internet with crazy cat people.
It’s a hobby, don’t get me wrong… just a hobby that not all of us appreciate.
Maybe, Notedscholar, if you had a kitty, you would understand better. You are probably allergic, and I understand that very well. Try feeding your kitty Wellness canned catfood, it’s actually very good and reduces the dander/shedding.
–Elfi
and yeah, I’m gonna stand up for his intellect because I myself have been called “stupid” too many times. Mostly by my mother, but that’s another therapy session… it’s usually because it’s too easy an insult.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me, can I pick up that piece of paper.
(srsly, that was my last job before I went back to school.. zomgz….)
(oh, and I do kinda think my botany professor has a point about the mold being from another planet. the stuff is just plain NOT SUITED to life here.)
As for Intelligent Design having a point… I’ve got a long way to go before I can wrap my head around the whole “young Earth” concept. And as for the post being about 9/11 conspiracies… well… Honestly I couldn’t really tell what side of that fence you were on. And conspiracy theories … of any kind… really hurt my head. Yes, I believe that Bisphenol-A is a terrible plastic additive … what were they thinking… and I have taken many steps t eliminate it from my personal world (though I can’t speak for what’s lining the cans of catfood I buy…argh!) I don’t believe that homosexual people are particularly inclined to appoint other homosexual people to offices just because of their particular interests… any more than straight people are likely to appoint of similar interest in similar circumstances. So I’m even quite willing to make a mental eye-roll at my favorite person in the whole world.
–Em
FTW on teh “Hitchhikerz Gyde” ref, adn fur battling mistr “skolar”. Ai wuz gonna post sum reply to him heer, but saw ur lubly attempt adn chekkd owt hims syte miseff.
So insted ai posted sum replys on hims syte. Dat way hims awdienz gets tu see sumfin sensibul, insted ob owrs seein all hims stupys.
*wispurrs* Wuz fun, tu.
However, sum peeps jes hav predilectious inclinations
::wanders awf mumbling::
*Mary, Mary quite contrary…*
oh oh oh! TWOO MOAR LYNKS!! my gudness, ur google traffik must have, lyke, quintupled.
did ai say taht rite? oar rite enuf?
Oh hai tu awlla cheezee peepz!!!
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I hopez u awl b habbing deh happee holly daze!!
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I noez peepz b running rouwnd like crazzyz tuday. so I posted deh nite watchman storee eerlier…… Deh nite watchmanz chrismezz eve appearence wuz here:
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/24/funny-pictures-kitteh-naiborhud-watsh-committeh/#comment-540682
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adn if u b wanting tu see awl deh nitewatchman appearances, dey b heer.
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cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/the-nite-watchman/
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Janet fownded wun I had furgotted abowt and I putting it in dere tuday, tu. {{{Janet}}}
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Schmooz tu awl.
{{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}
iz amaysin!!!!!
*klappy scaelee paws*
*seez lawtz ob scaels hit flor*
Fang Q meh Cween! Ai mist teh wun erliur sew Ai had tew reed eet nda teh wun yoo fownd nda teh Aw dishin furr teh talint show wun kuz Ai didn’t see dat wun eever!
okaiz…ai’z goin tew a Christmuss eev serbiss at mai church….hoepfullee bee bak afturrwerds…
**sneeks bak into Cheezland**
I’m bak foar a minnit.
Deh howse iz HAWT! Fulla peeplol. Dis room iz teh koolest.
Iz ur unklol gonna git deh router werkin fur ya??
HALLOW!!!!!!! Iz ennee budee dere??? *ekkoos a fuoo tyems*
*hands plasticat hawt chokklit wif whippee creems and chokllit manatees.*
U nawt hollow NE moar?
i b trakking santa…
noradsanta.org/en/home.html#utm_campaign=en&utm_medium=ha&utm_source=en-ha-na-us-bk-gm&utm_term=holidaypage
me too
Me tew and mai littlest kidlet- last we lukked he just left Afrika.
If yoo triez too hardz to maek a lolcat pikshur, it iznt funneh.
Twuz tha nite B4 Catmas an all thru tha house
Not a creecha wuz stirring, not even a mouse…
*pounce!*
*nomnomnom*
OK, not a creecha wuz stirring.
“Please bring me get rid of dog”. That’s funnay.
mabye the glass is only half full?
Aww yew said it furst
chekin abitar…luuks liek trubble!
wai 2 point teh obvius…oh and mary belated christmas
Y iz teh lolcatz nowt ashkin fur teh cheezburgur?
it already had wun
i dunt tink dat cat drank dat milk.he tolds meh he iz lactoes intulerant….
I HAS TOO GET DAT MILK!!
dats sum gud milks. mmhm..
diz iz sew cute! i cahnt stawp laffn