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i ates ur x-mas lights sorry
musta eated dem wen i wuz hangin da lites dis yeer.
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Ai’ll sit awn teh tree fur u
Congrats Annipuss on furthest frum last (agayn!)- drinks and noms? Haz a Happi Krismuss!!
Merrie Kriss Maus to yoo, annipuss – up tehre in teh lubblee top spot!
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Ai know ai’m way layte, but we cud haz a Kwik’COM AZ YOO AR PARTEE! Awlwaiz fun – an eezee!!
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Ebreewun – remembrrrr – just tell us waht yoo ar waring (teh az yoo ar part) an bring sum nommies!!
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Ai’m in my favrit whyte flannel grannie gown an verree war long plush bloo an whyte robe. Wif slipperz..
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An ai’ll start uz off wif a grate big pot ov fresh cawfee, creem oar milk, demara shugar, splenda . . .an choklit shavings! An sum Stollen, wich ai an toasting an buttering.
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Ebreething iz awn teh tablol ober there wif teh whyte tablol cloth an candulz. Yoo can put yur thnigs there too, an ebreewun can just halp thereselves!
ohai Janet!
I can’t stay long, but I is waring swett pants, and a turtlolneck, and tennis shoos. Werk clothes! I still has cooking and present rapping to do! I can offur cininininininom rolls, hot out of teh oven, wif creem cheez icings!
Merry Chrismakwanzukkahal-Adha, Janet. I come to partee? I is wearin my lab cote cuz (gasp) i is wurking today! OMG what skrooges. I bring come nestle chocolit. also sum leen kwazeens (also made by nestle), sum powarbars (a subsidearee of nestle) and some hot pokkits (guess who makes doze…). And I didn’t breeng no salmonellie, e.coli or liseeeria, cuz I chekded ‘em all myself
o and merree Chrismakwanzukkahal Adha to every single cheezpeep. I <3 u all so much!
Gud MOrning, Janet!! I kum in mai bloo fuzzy jammeez and maroon fuzzee sox. oh, yes and mai hairz is awl standing up adn lukking freekee…..Bed hed, I haz it… I dont unnerstanding y dis b a fashun!!
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I bringz steemee hot Rushym tea……its tea wif orance and lemon and spice and iz nommy….
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Adn a speshul Merry Christmas tu ower Straylyun Frenz!!…. It b 12:22 am Dec. 25 in Sidney rite now!!!!!!!!!
Sounds fun.
Ai is wearin 2 pears ov socks, black sweat pantz, flanlol shirt, appropriate underpinnings.
Ai made pecan toffee last night! Ai luv to shaer it; buttery, crisp, way too many pecans!. Ai been nommin it since ai got up haf an hour ago.
Here’s a big plate of it 4 teh tablol.
o hai cheezpeepl! merry krismus an happeh hanukkah an happeh kwanzaa, jus happeh ebberyfings! an hoeps yuz awl stayin warm, doze hu haz teh snoe an ise.
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annipuss, cormgrats awn teh f.f.l. kommint! ai bringed sum hawt samosas an Goan frootcaek to go wif teh cawfee an Stollen an odder goodyz *sets daon samosas an frootcaek awn taebl*
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JCH4K, aiz wearin pants an pink cotten toonik, cuz it warm owtsied heer in Mumbai, an a blakk wool shawl cuz teh aerkondishnar in mai offiss be rassinfrassinfreezin alla tiem!
Ai is waring blak turtleneck, blak pants, red wool jacket and sparklie Krismuss kitteh pin- ai iz at werk. I kin share Dunkin donuts we haz and sum Rain Forest Nut cawfee ai just mayd. Cheers, and Happy Krismuss to awl!!
Nota Bene: This is the “You are very Richmond if…” annual Christmas uniform for women. *runz orf gigglolin*
Hey! I resembulls that remark!! I left at home my sweater wif catmuss trees and ribbons and stuffs…
Tee hee! U sayvin taht fur tomorrwow, admit it!
ai can bring sum chokklit creem pi adn a bred wif zukini. aiz warin scrubz. cuz iz at work to.
*runz up adn grabs sum cawfee, scampers bak to work*
merry krissmass an happytail hollydaze tew awl!!!!!
*sets a pumkin pie wiff wippy cream awn table. Fresh maed!*
I’m at work tew, I’m wearing a grey fedora, red fluffy sweater and jeans
Moe, u looks sew kute n ur littlol pink outfit!! skwee!
i r glad fings has setteled down sumwut n ur city.
grey fedora? grey fedora?
where duz yew werk?
inquiring minds wants to noes.
at a film nowar detectie ajuncee? “there’s a million stories in teh nakee city. dis dame walked in wif gams a mile long and coyul of smoke trailing seeduktivelee from her pawl-mawl to caskade up over teh brim of her low slung hat. ‘a friend uv urs told me u could help me’ she said. I only have two friends – one travels in a holster, teh other in a hip flask…”
*clappity clappity* please tew tell maor ov the story:)
Hey dus u guys remebur the lol “film noir cat doesnt mind a reasonabul amount of trouble”
Sum gude stories came from that LOL
Oh yes! ai’ve bin looking fur it! Taht wuz a GRATE pikchoor – and teh “Glamour Puss in blak an whyte wuz rite neerbye az well.
Janet! I was just looking at the comints on noircat and i belive u may hav bin the furst one of us to sugest ceiling cat as a God paralell!
Ummmmm. . .yes, ai think ai wuz! Ai can haz a fayme an forchoon??
OMAIGOSHEROONEEZ!! Ai think ai haz founded a hole noo relijun!!
Yew can has Faym. Forchoon… ai only has wun munnies ai can contriboote. Ai suppose yew can if yew can conbins enuf peeps tew give yew wun munnie.
LOL!! Pleez to be putting a penniee in Poor JCH4K’s hat!!
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Az this iz mai furst munnee (tahnk yoo, BDM!) ai’ll will hav to fraym it a hang it awn teh wall – wif a sootibul, byootifullee rittin commint!!
LOL!! That’s waht AI wuz going to say!!
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Meowee KrissMaus to yoo, Fleep! Hoep yoo can be hazing sum taims fur fun stuff 0 but fur yoo (az it wuz fur me!), ai think yur werk IZ yur fun stuffs!
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Corse, there ar odder fun stuffs, too – an ai hoep yoo can haz them az well!
ohai JCH4K and merry krissmess to you too. ai will be back later. a spy’s … i meen a sinetists work is never done.
*makes a note in itteh bitteh sekrit notebook*
I’m a secretary/ QA fur a o-ring distributor in Georgia. We are lucky here. We has no dress code
I can be awll fashonabul (or nawt) as i c fit 
An ai wud bet $ to do nuts tath yoo ar usuallee teh moast fashonabul purrrson fur myols around!!
ahhhwww! Janet! u am sew sweet
U is a Georgiah gurl, Princess?
Dat xplains a lot! Teh Georgiah grrls has teh style!
My granmother was from Georgiah (Savannah).
Ai wuz boarn in Atalantlol, duz taht cownt? But I nawt haz fashyun atawll.
U has it in insied, ZF! I know dis is troo!
Style iz more than wot u wares.
*nods* yep, beauty is wiffin *nods*
ZF- u wantz me to loan u mai sparkly Krissmus sweater??
ohai, ZF! i saw yr rekwest to contimew da
Saga 0 Cween & da Sweet Peace (in da Stile 0 Dikkins Christmas Carol) adn wrote summoar. Is bak on http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/23/funny-pictures-krismaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass/#comments
*storyteller sipz coffee eetz pruvian paneton wif coffees frm
Nominican Replolblic*
But . . .teh storee iz just begun!!! SHURLLEE there will bee moar???
*storyteller settlols in to comfee chayres, luks around at teh oddy Auntz*
*survays teh peanut gallery fr Miss Chief Maykurz*
starts to rezooom storee wile da klok approach’s da majikamal Noontime ohour…
win last we met, da cween was being in da computer wif a wize Donkey who was revealink a vishun 0 a rum wif a delicate Princess wif rings undre herz eyes frum lack 0 sleep…
yes i r lezza
but i wus borneded in MD.
well, that explains the fedora.
but yew might want to adopt SAMS’s story fer fyooture reference. The noir detective agency needs peeple of yer caliber … er … proof er … stylishness, that’z it.
Ai can naut stai long, ai going tu picks out a wedding ring *cheesy grin*
Ai wants tu wish awe mah cheezyfrens a very happee an safe krissmiss.
Haz been a stranj yeer, an ai is so veree glad ai got to share mah happy an mose impordandlee mah sads wif you. Ai donut fink ai wood have got thru da loss of mah midnight wif out awe da support mah friens here give tu me.
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Ah prays dat CC keep you close an give you peice!
COMCATYOOLAYSHUNZ Midnightsdeer!!!!!!! I hazza so so so so so happy foar you!!!!!!!
Fank ew Zauber! Ai is veree cited!
Cong-ring-ulashunz!!! Wen iz deh wedding day??? Ink wiring mindz wanting tu noez!!
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*Duz a happee danz fur Midnightsdeer*
*dansy, dansy, dans-dans-dans!!!
Wee will hasa kwiet seramonee sum tiem after naut-second uv da yeer. Wee bin tugether veree long tiem. But mah firefiter- him retire in a few yeers (hims a littel older den mee
,) an wee needs tu luk affer each ouvers penshuns.
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An so wee finalee maeks our kittehs legitamat!
Fanks fur axskin!
Conga rats shoe lacings midnightsdeer to u an ur firefiter!
oohh CONGRATS m’deer!
Pick out something sparklee!
And bring it back to show us!!
But don’t let LCB get to close.
{{{Leeza}}}
LCB taeks mah ring or mah firefiter?
U gots a ring AND a firemans???
U better keep them hided!!!
*has a big jellus*
Wow! Conga rats midnightsdeer! But watch out fur LCB!
Him is blond hared blu eyed Swed. Wen we meets, yeers an yeers an yeers ago, (ai naut wan tu misleed you fink ai’m younglin,) him taeks mah breaf awai!
Ais veree luckee!
aww how romantik!
concats midnightsdeer!
Yeers an yeers ago??? Took yur breth away??
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Sounds laik a WAAAAAAY moar happier ending/beginning tahn ai thot!!!
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Dis long an borrin storee bout us:
Ai waz 17 an mah momma she luv da firemans. So seems rite ai joins da localol volent.. volun.. donut get pays fire companee. (Dey naut have anee grrls bak den, ai was da nuat-second.)
Him was da captan. Him was larger den life. Hansom, smarts, an jus bak frum da military. Him was gud leeder. Everybodee respect him. Awe da grrls flok aroun when him go tu firehous ebents.
Ai luks at him frum a far fur long tiems. Ai has nuffin tu offer. Him gits gud job fur da county departmint. An him has a prettee grrlfren, naut awe gangly liek me.
Den won nite wee sells krissmiss trees an was mah 18f birfday an him axes meh out tu a partee at da Johns Hopkins wif da nurses. Ai was da shy all nite. Cept mah hart it keeps fluffering.
Den we starts going out moer. An his ol grrlfren she hasa mad fur me, an pops da tires on mah car. An ai is studen an canaut git dem fix. But ai naut caer, ai jus has eyes fur mah firemans. Him gits me da new tirse fur valentime presen. Wee still laff bout da naut-second romateek valentime!
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Wee been togever 20 yeers, an sumtiems ai still feels liek dat shy skinee littel grrl arond him. An him still da hansom firefiter ai meets so long ago.
AI says afore, aiz a veree luckee grrl!
Teh. Best. Luv. Storee. EBBER!!!
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Just goes to show, az Pirncess Mu sayed – reel byootee iz awn teh iNSIED!! .
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An he wuz smart enuff to see it!! Ai thing maybee HE iz reelee teh luckee wun!!
Anom tew dat!
awwhhh! dat is a sweet story! Congratulations MD
Comcatulashuns! Yur storee maed mai hart do teh flutter, too!
We shud make a romantikal movie bout it
Ohhh, mien too! Ai has a bery bery happeh fur yoo n ur firemans, midnightsdeer!
DK!!
*hedbonks*
Meowee Krissmus Eave!
Is u reddy?
Iz not!
Ohai Leeza! *hedbonks bak*
Ai had to wurk hard yesterdai, adn ai’m sposed to be wurking todai, butt to hek wif it! Mai dotter’s heer interrupting mi ebre 5 minnits ennewai. She’s wrapping teh lastest prezzie rite naow, den she’s going to maek cukkees.
Ai wuz going to has a tree butt desided nawt to yesterdai. Taht maded fings a lot eesier!
This afternnon ai’ll maek nanaimo bars adn lemming soss fur teh plum pudding.
I gotted a tree, and I’m glad I did, but dint do a lot of otter
decimatingdecorating that I ushully do. Getting the tree ornaminted last nite was gud! How r u doing wif ur crissmuss bloos? Is they gone yet? Hope ur dotter is halping wif that!Ais bak. Ai finks we go get weedin bands but him gets enjajmint rings tu!
It is da beutimus!!!
Fanks fur da well-wishes and dat ew lieks mah storee. Ai tells him bout tellin aw mah cheezfrens an da storee ai telleded ew, den we remaneses aw da wai hoem!
Him finks is grate dat ai has da cheezfrens.
Oooh!
*luks at ring*
Dats byootimuss!!!
*hedbonks Leeza*
Ai finishes mah shoppin on da wai hoem, is veree crazy out der. Ai feels bad dat peeps are aw stresseded. Dey forgets wat dis seesun is fur.
Der lots of peeps at da petco getting pressints fur der fuzzy fambily memers.
Alwais gives me gigglol tu sees guys gettin da kitteh tois. Dis big soldier (in desert fatigues) was luking veree hard to be carfull dat him gets da rite toi fur his kitteh. Him sais he juss bak frum da Irack. Den dis big tuff solder tells me dat him lubs hims kitteh. It toush me.
4p5k- ew maeks plum puddin?
yay!!! cormgrachewlaymayshunz, midnightsdeer! wut a grate hollydaze nyewz!
Conga ratz shuu lasis! Dat beh da awesum and full ub win! Hoep et beh da lawng an happitaylest ub maw-wajez!
ohai. ai am awl dressed (jeans, sweatshirt, fleece) because ai had to take the goggie out for a walk in the pleh rain. he liked it though.
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ai am bringing a tin of peppermint bark. if ai donut bring it here and share it, ai will eet it awl. careful; is addictive. here, have sum.
Ohai ebberybuddy, an Merry Christmas Eve! I is wareing black frumpy jeans, a red cotton turtlolneck, an a old “Richmond Symphony” sweatshirt, awlso red, wiv a bloo fleese ober dat cos, babee its cold in heer! I brings Anise Cookiez, Snowballs (Mexican wedding caeks, u noes), an “Berlinerflatzer”. Plz tew eeting!!
Fleep, if u seez mai niece Barbi (6 foot, 40 an gorgeous, wif oar wiffowt 4 blondie kidlets) around WH inna few dayz, say hey!
6 foot 40? that’s reely reely tall
*Noms da bark*
Dis veree gud! *grabs sum mor for later*
Ohai Janet!
Ai wears jeans and a fluffee turtlolneck sweater. An a santy claws hat!
Ai brings mah infa-mous cheezcaks. (Es choklat wif dark choklat shabings on da top!)
Ai also brings a boll of real eggnogs wif da vanilla icecrem an nutmegs. (da Captain Morgan onlee in da lef haf!) Ai noes, rite? es majic!
OOOoo yum! An verreee soon
ai see yoo will be waring sumthing sparklee az well! Hooray fur teh happy ending!! Oar – teh Happy Beginning!!
Ai’m warin bloo trowzerz, an a bloo arran swetter. Ai haz been shoppin, dun a bit uv tydyin up an had lunsh wiv Puddy_tat hoo arribed 90 minnits ago an haz naow gon owt! Ai haz 2 maek sum minse pies dis affernoon an den cuk dinner fur P_t an me.
Sounds alaik a reelee reelee nice day!! Minse pies. . . .hmmmmm..
I iz wearing khakis an a navy bloo shirt
I brings some hot earl gray tea
home-made bread, some yogurt cheese
and fresh out of deh oven cranberry orange muffins
Ok I added a red sweater and mah llbean red fuzzy slippahs
becoz it ar cold
Merry Christmas an Happeh holidaze to all cheezpeeps!
Oahi eberywun and Meowy Catsmuss! Ai’m getting ready 2 takes de taxi to catch de shuttle to de airport 2 catch de plane to Boise! CC permitting, de oh-so-tiresum sno still be here. Ai’z be wearing my lime green fleecy hooded bathrobe…sort of a neon monk look, yoo mite say. Will change asap into travling cloz. I’ll bring Amaretto truffles dat I made frum a favrit recipee. Extra choklity and super nommy!
Yoo MAED teh Anaretto trufflols???
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wehn yoo haz teh taim, ai’ll bet wee awl wud laik teh re sippy!!
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An gud lluk awn teh travels. Hope yoo aren’t stuk in an Hare Port sumwahe1.
Meowee KrissMess
Ohai an happitail/joyus whutevar yoo b selibratin!!! {{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
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In frunta teh puter
Inna swetshurt I luv
Wundrin if teh hoodie
wurks aza chikin-hed-rubbur-gluv?
Teh jeens old an cumfy
Teh slipparz ov floof
I awaitin fur 8 raindears
To land on teh roof!
I awffur up carruls
An ol Krismous ballads
Vizuns of shuger plums
Inna helfy froot salid.
A dressing ov hunny
an brandee appeers
Spreenkled wif happies an prosperatees
fur awl in teh noo yeers!
*an agin, {{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
eggsalad poem Jennifurr!
claps deh floofee paws
dat wuz grate
Jennifurrr
*clappity clappity for Jenniffuurr*
Happy eberytin to eberybuddy!!! Ai has been to werk today (pleh!) so ai’m in a blak skirt an a dark purplol top an ai has mai “tryin to luk cleber” glasses awn. Nao ai is home an NO MOAR WERK TIL JANYOOARY FIFFTH!!!!! So ai wud nawt be doin mai dooty if ai did nawt bring owt teh martoonies. And to go wiv, how about mai terryakky sammon. Is tastee and nootrishus!!
sounds yummy! I can has?
of the topic queshun fur uz
I went to the storez to do catmaus shawping and guess whut I found?
the purtiest patent lather red peep toe shoes fur only $20
deh is cute but unforshunately I has to wait till spring to wear demz!
sowee I forgot whut mah queshun wuz..
hee hee, neber mind, has anudder martoonie an sum moar sammon! Those shoos sownd luvlee – an onlee $20???? Dat is trooly a crismuss mirakul!
fanks demz wuz Liz Claiborne shooz, I wuz surprized 2
oh yes aftur drinking deh martoonie i remembered whut mah
queshun wuz
Does U lyke deh crocs?
Demz has quite a following on ICHC!
Whooo HOoo… . .just in taim befoar teh next pik!!!
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Sips teh martoonee. . .
Nibbols awn teh Terry Yaki sammon!
*sigh* an nao – bak to werks – at hoam – getting reddee fur teh 15 peepls tomorrow!!
Dis meen I has bulbous eyez?
no-yu can has shining eyes
*Groucho voice*
Yer eyes! yer eyes! They shine like the pants of a blue serge suit!
LOL!!! Prrrrfekt fur this wun! {{{{{{cSmall}}}}}} Merrie KirssMaus!!
I hazn’t heard Groucho in ages!! LOL! Thankz, cSmall.
An {{{{{{DaisytehCurlyCat}}}}} Meowee KrissMaus to yoo!!
dere blew, must be Hanukkah lites instedz.
Hi evverbodeze. Murray Chwistmus and a gud holly daze to awl.
Ai guess ebbriwun iz bizzee 2 dai – an Ai muss go an get reddee fur mai sunn – him iz dyoo 2 arribe in an ower. TTFN!
kitteh lites teh wai 4 teh Santa man tew b finding teh howse
I kin be’z ur angle on tree top, u don’ts needs nuttin els!
i’m sure yu can has taken care of that too, rite kitteh?
*surveys dammadj*
If I had dis kitty I fur shur wudn’t needing enneefing els!!!
Noo glo inna dark kitteh, bery yousful inna power owtage
Happy Hollydaze cheezfrends! *SHMOO*
Schmooz bak at u bluesfan!! too bad u didn’t have dis kitty wen deh ice storm nokkt ur power owt!!!
Mary Catmuss tu y’awl…
Mary Catmuss to yoo, too JohnnyK!
Ur lolmas lites; dey wus NAWT deelishus OAR nootrishus!
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Ai can has cheezburger tu cubber teh pleh tayste plxthx.
Yep- cheezburgers fur awl on this Krismuss eve! nom-nom…
Oh yesh yesh yesh! wib extry picklols adn mussard adn catsup adn adn adn…
Onyuns an tomayos an lettus . . .
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An sum hoam baked chips!
yas, and evin some… *shudder*… pork scratchins.
Pork scratchins? iz dem liek prk rinds? hope not de “chitlins”- dem is skaree!
**Flies in an snags cheezburger an chips, puts eggstra picklols and ketchup on cheezburgur** Nom Nom Nom! Merry Krissmus tew awl, an tew awl a gud moarnin!
Don’t forget teh diet coke to go wif dat!
It’s pork rinds. It’z a favrit ov Guinness Piggeh.
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But nawt tech chitlins!! They AR teh skeeree!!
Ohai, pinnygig!
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*Gives pinnygig a cheezburger, dun juss rite, wif extry picklols and mussard and catsup and pork skratchins awna side*
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Happitayl lolidaze, piggeh. Happitayl Lolidaze, ebreewun!
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*Schmoos*
* schmoooo *
* nom nom nom *
*pOunsez on GP*
ohai!!
Whare is SMP these daze? Did he see teh lite, and deside Krissmuss is not sew bad, ackshully??
Ohai! yesh yesh, ai has put Scrooge McPig back in his box unteel next yeer. Ai wus eben watching a lolmas moobie onna TB earlier!
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Hao yu is? Habbing gud holly daze so far?
oops sry, I got tied up.
NO, making toffee!!!
Holly daze r getting better.. leest I iz out of werks til Jan 5, and I has all teh shopping dun, tree almost dekrated, just some rappin and baeking to do!
*offurs some baked toffee to GP*
“tied up”?
**hazza jellus**
leeza-b how iz Ur resident kittehs has deh relashunships between
old crankee ladeez and gummi improved?
ohai two_kittehs,
itz kinda liek a cold war, wif an occashunal skirmish…
dey ignores each other, until tehy DUZNNT, then there is mush hissin and swattin.
Whirld peas will not be startin in my howse.
Pinnygigs eetdeh cheezburgers? Ai dontinkso!
Da GP pinnygig duz!
Butt (!) wer teh blinkee lites?
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Ai mus start pakkin’ adn git reedee 2 going 2 NJ. Murree Catmus 2 AWL!! Has a wundermus adn saf holly-dai.
Don furgit – schmoo awl ur fambly, eben oens u mai nawt liek. Maek ‘em wunder wut’s up! hee hee.
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SCHMOOOOOO 2 awl mai cheezpeep frens.
BaiKaren!! Schoooooo to yoo too – an hav a reelee Mais OUI Kriss Maus!!
drivez keerful, Karen!! adn eberywun els!!! Deh newz b full uv carz piles up awl over deh place on deh slippery roadz!!
Schmmoooooz to awl deh traveling Cheezpeepz tuday!!!
lazurrr kitteh can haz incognitoe awn teh xmasses treez, foar wen u putz owt teh cookeez n bfoar teh fat old man comz by.
Qwerty kiss
Artemis? If u haz a sister cawlded Calliope, u is relayted tew me!!!!! (Alsew, to prove mai provenance, Ellie and Tanya)
Ohai an gud Krissmus Ebe Moarning tew all! **Brings in cinneeemun cawfee and aig casserowl, sets on lubbly table** Dis moarning ai iz wherein teh floofy strippee pj pants, an a bery owld Jimmee Buffit consert shurt (1992!). My hair iz dun in dah “bed-hed” fashun, curtasee ov 3 hours ov sleep. Ai can’t stay tew long, gots to run to my Dad-Cat’s house. Ai haz to buy teh giftee fur my Mom-Cat frum him, him nawt drivez no moar.
Ohai PH!!! Happee shawpping! And Merry Christmas!
Ohai zauberflolute! Yew is reddy fur KrissMus? Yew hab purformunsis?
Wut purty lazers dat kitteh has!
OHai rhsb! Merry KrissMus Ebe moarnin tew yew!
Ohai, ph!
U too!
Good morning to you 2 parrot head
ohai rhsb how iz U?
Ohai, 2_k!
I’m gud. Werkin.
Oh, an wii has monsoon in KY dis moarnin.
oh noez, dat not good
Iz beddur tahn hassin sno!
tru dat
I has an idear
lettuce go to a warm an sunny spot sumwhere
it summer in the southern hemisphere rite?
we canz go to Australia or may be Brazil?
Hao bowt teh Karibean? Wii cud go dere an bisit Hugh G Manatee.
sounds good!
akshully so does Florida
I has neber been dere
I hear Miami and the Keys is grate dis tyme of deh year
* PrincessMu’s pallace barge cuggs up tew da dock ov the cheezeland Sea*
Comawn eberywun! Lets go visit Hugh!
* YNG’s wiff trays of tropical drinks and fresh fruit and cakes begin tew distributye noms as the peeps line up an prepare to bored da barge *
They tasted pleh.
yep, i bet they did has pleh! Merry catmouse D.R.
Ai b dreemin ubba SAW-GHEE Catmouse!
Dats wad we be habbin in goodole NYC!
Merry Sawgee Catmouse jajeh!
Tank u! An ai hopez u hab a wunnerful howlyday tu!
(Ur iz howlyday on Decemmer 31? Eff so, Merry Catmouse!
Uz in NYC, I jus moved to deh Albany area from DC a week ago.
we shud has a cheezmeet in NYC in deh nu year.
oh an happeh catmaus! to Uz
Glad u in deh area! Merry Catmouse anna Happy Howlydayz!
LOLZ!!! DIS A FUNNY KITTEH!!!!!!!
*HAPPY CATMOUSE AND MURRY HOWLYDAIEZ!!!
Thowe tihs obvy fotoshop’d, ther ar kittoonz verii much lyke tihs wan ryte heer at mai haowz. An wii haz no catmouse lytes.
Lol ! I love that one ! Awesome !
haii icanhascheezburger peepul! merrey crismas! dont furget teh reel meenin of crismas: jesuses berth! (also cuz icanhascheezburger.com iz awsum!)
LOL DIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE XD