Mother-in-
Mother-in-Law kitteh thinks you’re not good enough for her Precious
mudder in law nivver approvez of anyfing.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: DaraLynn
« Previous Happy Holidays From I Can Has Cheezburger! | Iz dreemin of a wite krismaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass Next »
» 222 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
news from 
Contact Us
-
Who be Talkin'
Ndeed! nowun evur will b!!
Comgratz, Princess Mu!! Tawp ov brayde! Wii can haz Stollen wiv owr cawfeez tshi moarnin!
MMMMM Stollen – ai kan has alsew pls?? Haben haded in YEERZ!!
Fankies! Nomnomnom!!!
Oh, may ai joyne yoo??? Stollen iz reelee gud toasted wif butter, too,
*puts slyces ov Stollen in teh toaster*
Mmmmmmm teh cawfee smellz reelee gud, too!
Ai just got sum hazulnut hafnhaf fur Krissmas moaning – wud enewun laik sum nao?
*sips cawffee, nibblols awn the nice hawt Stollen*
*Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*..
…Tidmum gets mop to cleenup pyuter keebord….
Prncessmu an annipuss!! At teh tawp awn thiz luvely day! Ai brawt a sort ov prezint today. lcb’s fabulolso “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen.”
Troo – sum things hav chanjed – we no longer hav teh *sniff* voating burgers. But it iz still teh best Christmas thing ebber!
.
An fur those hoo ar noo – ai asked hur to rite it – taht’s wai she menshuns mee awn the top!
.lcatburglar
December 6th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Hay J4K, wherever u is:
OT and not at all anything to do wif this pic, but I was stukked in teh traffics teh other day and started singing lolrus song to mahself, to teh tune u had axed me not to consider, rember? Well, I hadda finish teh whole song to get it outta mah hed. Been workin on it heer and there for a few days. I reworked teh lolrus verse to use doctorcat’s suggestion, since I was adding another verse whare original werds I had was more propriate.
So, at J4K’s rekwest, here is another ICHC Carlol, to teh tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemans”
Keep asking nicely, Happycat
Let nothing u deter
One day teh answer will be “yes”
And u will nom and purr
Just smile sweetly as u ask
“I can has cheezburger?”
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Burgers wif cheez
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
Let nuffin u dismay
Remember that good Ceiling Cat
Is watching u this day
He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
Teh one that’s gone astray
O tidings of bukkets restored
Bukkets restored
O tidings of bukkets restored
We praise thee monorail cat
For transport u provide
We travel from point A to B
While smoovly u do glide
But sometimes u go of teh rail
And serviss is denied
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Crash-free serviss
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Just stop right there, O zombie cat
Don’t take another bite
Of ur poor hyoomin’s gray matter
That simply isn’t right
U deserve ur own food supply
That won’t put up a fight
O tidings of huge brain buffets
Huge brain buffets
O tidings of huge brain buffets
From TeenytinyIngerland
And points from pole to pole
Gather on teh commintz pages
Some peeps witty and droll
They engage in shenanniguns
And battle teh odd troll
O tidings of 5-burger votes
5-burger votes
O tidings of 5-burger votes
Were it not for teh cyoot crash cart
All laden wif supplies
Our lives would be in grave danjer
Whene’r we feast our eyes
On lolpics filled wif lethal kyoot
That makes heds vaporize
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
Chikken hed glubs
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
There are so many cat macros
That make us all to LOL
It is pert’ near unpossibul
To herein list them all
They’re in our screens makin us snork
Behind in work we fall
O tidings of ICHC
ICHC
O tidings of Tofu & Chz
Dat’s brillyunt. Elebenty zillyun burgerz!
Claps Floofy paws ferwhoachessly for teh song. eggstreamly Gud!!1!!1
WOW!!!!11!!1!!!!! Ellebentee burgers foar teh sawng!!!!!
Da sawng is sew for the win! fanks fur posting it Janet!
Ai’m gnu enuf 2 neber habbing reeded dat b4 – eggsalad 4 teh sharinging adn 2 LCB 4 teh riting.
Yaay! Elebenty burgers fur yu!
.
*Claps floofy gray paws*
Draconik Kitteh was looking for this last nite!!
*ahem*
(saem toon)
Awl hail to our LCB
Hoo wrangles songs juss rite
Sheez always an advenchurer
But keep her far frum height
She borrows stuff for examinashun
Better in teh light
O tidings of Burglarish delight
Burglarish d’light
O tidings of our LCB’s delight
*
God bless one and all, furry or not!
*Klappity, klappity
Wundermus!! just wundermus!!!
Jenniffuurr
.
Dat be da appro… appra… juss rite tew honor LCB fur her grate LOLmas Carlol!
.
*klaps floofy paws fur Jenniffuurr and fur LCB*
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO (yesterday)♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO (yesterday)
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER JENNIFFURR (yesterday} ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO (yesterday)♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO (yesterday)
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER JENNIFFURR (yesterday} ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
LOL!! Wai iz it doing dubblol??? Ai dint do it!
.
An – Jenniffurr – ai do hope it iz yoo that had the burfday yesterday!! Ai rote in down – an ai can’t find it! Wehn yoo – ai think – last week – sayed yur burfday wuz aon Munday! Sorree ai mist it!
.
An ai wuz going to add taht yoo ar awlso wun ov ar verree talented . . .waht do wee cawl this?? But very talented, nebbertheless!!
Heer iz a moast charming egg sampul ov Jenniffurr’s werk frum laszt yeer!
Jennifffuurr
December 6th, 2007 at 3:41 am
HE ROLT HIZ AIEZ OF BLOO
He rolt his gorjus iye suv bloo
at “lissen, Kitteh, am tawkin 2 U!”
He wisht 4 a cat-atonic stayt
an ignort mi thretning ov his fait
“Stey off teh cownterz!” i imploer
“Howzpets b-long upon teh floer.”
I kleen tup teh horrid mess he’d kauzed
teh haire zouta teh butteh (teh caek wuz lawst)
I turnt 2 scold teh nawty guy
Aggin his eyez rollt to teh skai.
He sawnters up an rubz mai leggs
Hiz purrring 4 furgivniss beggs.
My hart goze melt, i scoop him up;
Mai brane goze splort, i needa glub.
I snorgle him an giff him schmoo
Oh, Kitteh, ah can’t stai mad atchu!
oh, mai!! dat b sew kewt!!! I kin just pikture it in mai mind!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!
We shure has sum wundruss Poets here in Cheezland .
Fanky for findin tihs Janet *Hugs*
Oh, there ar so menee moar!! Ai will find them an poast them throo out teh next coupla daze!! Shud cheer uz awl up a lot!!
Ai sew glad dat ai nawt onlee purrson hoo scmoos teh kitteh aftur
skoldinginging him. Mai huzbind sez it’s nawt rite and kitteh
shud be punished, but hez so kyoot I kenna halp meself!
.
I alwayz figured teh kitteh duzzint love teh snorgles, so iz punishmint
foar himz.
mai fave wuz teh pome abowt teh pololar bare… ai mayded it into a lol so ai cud keeps it forebber an ebber!
.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2484636
.
orijinal commint & pikshur:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/01/funny-pictures-one-took-to-mind-that-polar-bears-dont-read/#comment-486388
Fang Q fur teh burfdae wishis! Yes, twas on Mundane. I wuz awae at teh parint’s haus yestiday. Teh bruvver an hims familee caem frum TTI to norvern Indianananana to get stuck in ise wif us fur Chrismuss. Nao I’m bak hoem in centrul Indianananana an gess wut – a nisestorm is happenin heer too!
*
An fangs to awl teh po utree fans; I am glad 2 shaer sum smyols. I juss finks if it maeks mai hart purr, teh uther ICHCers mite like it. It wuz Teho eggin me awn taht got me to thinkin up rymins fur ICHC a lawng tyme ago. Teh pic wuz a kitteh hoo’d run intu a glass dore an fawllen doun – sorrie I cannot link to it for u. Mebbe sumwun wif moar puter talints cud halp me?
*sniff* Ai doo miss Teho so much! Ai wish we cud get him to com bak.
.
Fur MEE, he an Melissa an Stend WERE ICHC – ar three-legged stool upawn which ebree thing else rested! Oar sat!!
.
But at leest teh wunnderful Melissa iz still heer!
Yay Jenniffuurr!
*smiles, blushes, sheds a tear, all at teh same time*
That was teh wunnerful, Jenniffuurr!
Fanks fir teh pressint, Janet, and fanks LCB fir teh song!
It iz sooooo purrfect!! Mush tew teh dissmay ob mai kittehs, I hadz tew sing et owtloud…hard tew doo wen yer laffin at teh same tiem!
*trows teh sparklee sprinklees n teh air*
yeah, Janet, 4 teh findin n teh postin ob dis wunnerful sawng!
nao ai iz totallee n teh hollidaze spritz!1!
*drapez teh garland rownd n rownd mai hed*
*getz tied up n teh garland*
*fallz down on teh grownd*
…so wurf it…
Happee Lolidayz, Cheez Peeps!
And dis b wai Janet b deh ‘Dame Janet uv Cheezland’ — bkuz uv hur tireless werk az deh historian uv Cheezland, keeping ower grate momentz forever in ower mindz.
Awww. . .
Schnoo
well sed, well sed!
heerz to ower JCH4K!
hip hip, HOORAY!!
Claps culurful wings fewreeuslee! Wunnerful!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!
Thunderuss clapping of Floofy paws!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!!! Dat wuz grate!!!!!
Janet! thank you so much for the lubberly songs!!
They are Brilliant!!
my floofy paws are klapping and my ears are full of much-win earwurms!
“O tidings of burgers wif cheez!”
ai am still laffing!
LCB u iz teh best!
ConCATs and ryte yu ar! OMG wotta FAYSS!!! And thoaz PURRLZ!!!
Mother’s in law nebber do
Dat’s OK – wii forgib u.
Iz wat we cawl a “greengrocers’ apostrophe” ebbry stawl in teh street markit sells oranji’s, lemmin’s, carrut’s etc!
Sellin teh oranj’s children? Lemmin’s clothes?
an praps shoots an leab’s?
LOL!!! They do taht heer too! But ai nebber thot ov it as “teh greengrocer’s apostrophe!”
That makes it awl just that much funnier!
Cholk it up tew loss ov brayne sellz frum tew much splortage, dass wut I do! Akshully I iz teh posstrufee poe-lees, but mai finglolers haz other plans foar me…
MERRY CHRISTMAS AN HAPPY NOO YEER AN AWL ODDER HOLIDAYZ TEW EBBERYWUN!!!!!!!!!!
An so sai awl uv us!
Anom!
Holidaze Happinessez tu u tew, ZF!!
Well, at least you got the motherS in law part right and didn’t say mother in laws!
As long as she nawt turn into kno Gollum – maiiii Preeeccciiiooouuusss!
Mai frens broughted der goggie (my “babee” – she’s sweet) wif dem las nite adn she hadda perl neklas on, 2. Luked sew kewt!
NO WUN iz gud enuf fur Precious!!
GMTA Janet
Good morning dear.
Morning!!
Nuthing laik a gud GMTA to start teh day!!
.
We tawk rite nao awnlee about teh whether, becuz it iz SOOO COLD!!
Yesterday, there wuz a 100 car pile up awn teh Innerstayte rite neer heer. Icee an peeple going to fast!!
.
So – ebreewun – wehrebber yoo ar!! PLEEZ drive carefullee!!
A-Nom 2 dat!! Donut b a stoppy driber, wii wunt u bak!!!!!11!!!
sum peeplols fink dat iffen deh drive big trucks an SUVs
demz is invinciblol, but do not infact realize that demz big
vehiclols are deh easiest to flip ovah becoz of demz high center of grabity
Yesh! Da mostest behickles inna ditch in Minnesnowta beh da SUBs wif 4 wheel dribe.
.
Cheezpeeps, pls be da kleber awna rode–sew wii can awl haz fun heer and charge elebenty munnies fur da troll rode!
.
*drops her Cheezpeeps CareTroll mask*
.
Ai don ’spose dat was berry skaree, was et?
Sumtiems peeps wif 4 weel dribe furgits dat dey doan hab 4 weel stop.
@@@@@!!!!! LOL!! WELL sed!!
:blush:
*whispurrs to teasel*
Ai ar nao putting awn my teeneetineeGH(wpoi)- yoo shud see cweenmj’s it’z reelee FANCEE!! but. . . teh blushee fayce iz
: oops : wiffout teh spayces ov corse.
.
A lawng taim ago, wehn we cud furst do them, lotz ov nice peepl heer tawt us. . .less teknologikally inclined – hao to doo them awl.
.
Ai think – awn cweenmj’s site – sumwhere – iz teh informatshuns if yoo needs them.
Oh yes, i haz dem awl at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
.
amungst uzzer thingz.
Eek! I know that face! Run!
Mother-in-law kitteh is a fatass.
MiL kitteh luks down on teh SiL kitteh.
Pleh…
Apart frum teh mustash, dat luks juss liek mai MIL.
Myne, 2, but mai MIL’s mustash is biggur!
I nawt had teh mudder-in-law problum. I had teh fadder-in-law problum.
Nawt enny moars! YAY!
ohai rhsb!
gud fur Uz dat U no longer has to dealz wid demz pesky in-lawz
Yesh, iz wun of teh few gud fings abowt gettin diborsed.
Teh sad fing abowt gettin diborsed iz dat I nawt gets enny of teh Krissmiss candees FIL makes. I hadda addickshun to himz Buckeyes (peenut-budder ballz dipped in choklit. YUM.)
ooh red, those r teh snap to make!
a littul messy, but easy!
U wants, I can find u a resipe…
the lolkitteh sums up deh feelins of mah mil purrfektly
My nawt-sekkund inlaws wuz grate. I missses them.
Mai mom referz tu mai huzbin az deh ‘Prince’ …… i don’t think he haz enny MIL prollemz……. Sumtimez i think she lubz him moar dan she lubz miii……*sniff* ….she neber cawlz mii deh ‘Princess’…… *snif-sniff* ……
My mahm nawt cawls my huzbin Prince.
Hur uzes anudder naem I nawt kin repeet heer.
Are teh nawt-sekkund two letters teh same? **prepares to go to NB**
OH!! LOL!!! ai had to think about tant wun!!
*heddesk*
I kin buy a vowel? I nawt figger it owt yet.
thurd letter is ‘i’
Wen I waz werkin I hadz tew werk wif a bery, bery nasty an grumpus guy named Rick……wii awlwais sayd hes name waz spelled wif a silent “p”.
well that wud be rong anyways.
coz u is teh CWEEN.
Yesh! GMTA, Leeza! I wuz bowt tew say dis and reeded yr post!
Not in mai muzzer’z whirrld. *sigh* I b deh dodttir dat sumtimez duz ok; but iz not az gud az deh wunnerful nawt-sekkund bornd sun.
Ohhhhh!! {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}} Fur US yoo ar a Princess awlwaiz.
.
Ai noe hao yoo phiel! Ai . . ai haz a nawt-sekkund bornd sister hoo iz PURRFEKT! So purrrfekt than no wun minds an thinkz she iz teh graytest thing since. . .ai don’t know waht!. Ai think so too!!
.
She is/wuz a reeelee ard akt to follow!!
Ai noe dat feelin – mai bruvver wuz teh best awlwaiz. Ai new mai plais. It wuz in teh rong!
Not dat I duzn’t lub mai muzzer, adn mai buvver.
I duz lubz dem.
Ai know! Ai do too! An mai parunts traied REELEE very hard nawt to show ene favorites. But – we – sumhao – ai think we children can awlwaiz tell.
.
Oar else we ar just insecure!! LOL!! Taht cud bee too! Did yoo guise ebber ask yiur bruvers hao THEY felt??? Cud bee – they awlwaiz thot YOO were teh favorites!
Nawt dat Iz nawt inseecure, but mai older seester waz teh faborite ob teh two ob us (wif mai mom aniwais)….an noo et! She eben haz telled mii dat she feeled bad dat she gots most ob teh attenshon an dat I waz ignoreded till she lefted fir kolleeg. Both ob us waz behind teh oldest tho–mai brudder!
cweenmj!! yoo iz teh bestest cween!! an owr princiss too! an a wunnerful role model too!
Also looks liek Jabba the Hutt’s mudder, nawt happy bout hawt hoomin in gold bikini.
LOL!!! An OHAI CathyDee!! Ar yoo gnu????
OHAI to yoo! Is nawt gnu viewer, just gnu poster.
OHAI to you, too! Longtime viewer, but neber posted before, so Iz guess Iz gnu!
or momma hooz 13-yeer-old boy haz poster ob gold-bikini gurl in himz room.
Gud morning ebreewun! Wut’s fur brekfist?
Gud morning, 4point5kittehs! Dey had sum brekfist up dere at teh tawp, but it wuz stolen (aifinkso lolcatburgla mite bee involved). Nawt shore.
Stolen stollen! Dis bees a owtraj!!!
Iz a ek co in here!
kewl, guys!
wut haz bun stolen? OWTRAJE!
ohai DK, how is u?
I saw u wented shopping yesturday, wot did u buy me?????
Ai botted yoo “Edward Scissorhands” so wii can watching Johnny Depp togevver ober teh lolidays, adn teh musiks frum “A Charlie Brown Krissmis”.
Yoo liek?
Oh, n a red bow fur yur tayle.
oh yesh!
I gotted u “Teh Nitemare Before Crissmuss”!
And a bocks ov dark choklit truffuls!
A diffrent Crissmuss, we can has it!
Dat sownds teh grate, Leeza!
Are yoo wurking tomorrow? Ai’ll be wurking frum hoem.
nope, we is leaving today at 2:30, and Iz off until Jan 5th!!!!
*danses arouwnd in a circlol til she getz dizzy, then falls down wif a smilol on hur fase*
Hurray fur yoo!!!
*grabs widdle swqirrl pawzees n dantzes rownd n rownd*
Ai useded awl mai lolidays this summer. Oh wahl, it’ll be beree qwiet a twerk next week weeeeeek weeeeeeeek!!
*getz a dizzy agin wif DK*
U gonna be here Friday for teh Bocksing Day??
Sumfin niec an tastee ihopeso. I has nawt had a nom since day b4 yessterday. I fergettid. O.O
Lots ob cawfee tho…. * Tidmum flies around howse wivout tutchin flor…WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….Klonk…owch!*
Heer – kwik!! sum nice hawt toasted Stollen frum teh previous thred!! Reelee taystee!!
Pleez com an joyn me/us. ai think maybee yoo just needz to sit down an RELAX fur a minnit!! {{{{{{{tidmum}}}}}}}
*Droooooooooooool…dribbble runnin down chinnychinchin….*
I LUBS teh stollen JCH4K!! Fankyooo *grin*
.
I hopin taht teh Yvi Kitteh bringin me sum from teh Jermanee. She comin ober fer Chrissmuss an New Years wiv Ambercat an Me. We has a eggcited Wh00t!!
Innernashnull Chrissmuss Cheezmeet FTW! Elebenty…..
Yehawwwwwwwwwwww!!!
…Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee spintwirlspinWigglewigglefidgetfidget…
Sowee. I has a eggcited .Can you tell?
Oh! An ai haz an egg sighted fur yoo too! an *sniff* Ai wish ai cud bee there too!! It’s sumthing ai REELEE REELEE REELEE REELEE want to doo!
W00t!! Internashunal Cheezmeet!!!! It sowndingz like sew much funz!!!! adn at deh Holly Daze, tew!!! Happee happee joi joi!!!!
ooh that sounds liek teh FUN!
*wishez she cud come*
{{{{{{{{{CH4Kcweenmjskwirrlgrrl}}}}}}]] Groop hug! Becuz. . .*sniff* we can’t BEE THERE!! an they ar gonna hav so much funs!!
Tidmum!
Dat’s not gud! U needs to eet!
*sits Tidmum down and ties her to chare*
*puts some punkin cranberrie bred in front of hur*
Not eet this.
*stern luk*
And no, u can not has more coffie wif it.
um, Not shud be Now.
Yummmmmmmmm Drooooooooooool….dribbbble….nomnomnom…Fankyooo
skwirrrlgrrl. *grin*
.
Hmm.? You an JCH4K tryin to fatten me up like a cwissmuss Turkee?…..
.
Sits an noms more Cranbreepunkinbred an stollen……*Burp*…Pardon me.Scuse
More cawfee plz? *Bats iyelashes hopefully* Is to erlee fer teh alkyholic bebberij
so cawfee be bedder,No?….
Here, Tidmum hab sum hommade baylee’s eyerush creem wif decaf!
*Oooooh* Doant mind if I do..hold teh Decaf tho. *Wink*
Well – yoo cud splash a liddle sumthing IN teh cawfee!!
.
Ohhhh. . .there iz an Austrian cawfee – in teh cafe’s – where tehy doo that.
*think think think*
Nope ! ai mite hav to go an find it! It’s reelee gud!!
dat innosent luk won’t werk on me yung ladee.
U can has tee.
Lemming or milk, or bof?
Iz alweddy had mah Tea kwota for teh Year. I had tea wiv Ambercat in Lacock in the Summer, an I had a mug ob tea wiv a fry up about 3 munfs ago.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze.Pwitttyyyy pwittttyyy pweeeeeeze wiv a cherry onna top, I can has Cawfee? I has been a gud girl this year ,too noe? *Flutters Iyelashes an bats stares pleadingly wiv biiiig bloo iyes*
*sigh*
I can’t resist teh beggin.
And u HAS bin a gud gurl!
okays!
*pours steeming hot cuppa joe*
anyfing in it?
Amaretto?
Bailees?
Cinnnnnanom creem?
Donuts tew dip?
http://www.teaandcoffee.net/1000/retail.htm
Heer ‘tiz!! Awl about Austrian cawfee hauzes.
.
An a “Fiaker” iz waht ai wuz thinking about.
Use it http://thedailykitten.com/media/kittypix/0/kitten358g.jpg *_*
Via dailykitten.com
* scamper scamper scamper *
* crunch crunch crunch crunch *
* sluuuuurp sluuuuuurp *
ohai GP!
wot’r u crunchin there?
I can has some?
Ohai leeza!
.
* hydes bag behynd back *
.
Yu wheel nawt liek dem, aifinknawt.
don’t be a piggeh piggeh!
besieds… I has shortbred wif cherries in teh middul… we can trade?
* eyes shortbred wib cherries *
.
Otay, heer… but but but plz tu nawt crunch crunch crunch tu mush oar ebberywon wheel want sum!
.
* hands leeza bag ob Pork Scratchings *
*takes a step bak*
dat duz not sound teh gud!!
Iz it liek pork skinz??
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Yu no liek? Ai can has awl tu maiself?
.
* lukks arownd fur Ambercat adn Annipuss *
ew ew ew
um, nofankqverramuch!
Dere r lots of people in teh NooNited States that do eet them!
I iz just not one of dose peeple.
Otay, otay… ai can steel has shortbred tho, yesh? fankies.
okays, okays…
and tomorrows I will has teh baked tawfee maded….
bring sumthin bettr than pork skins, k?
otay, ai bring teh best ob British!
.
* eyes lump ob Stilton *
Ai wish yoo reelee cud. . . .
I included some Brit noms from teh internationlol aisle at teh groshery stoar in my prezzie packages I sended to fambly. Not any cheezes, tho. They not has good selection at that stoar.
LCB does lubs her some gud cheez.
{{{Janet}}} yu shud see mai frigj! Is brim full ob TTI wundermuss! Yu arr most welcum tu cum rownd fur tea adn noms!
LOL!! Be careful want yoo wish fur!! Oar maybee just ask! Ai ar indeed planning a trip to teh TTI sumtaim in teh layter spring. . .
But it wuzn’t teh fuds ai wuz thinking ov. . .sumthing else. . .
* hydes mistletoe *
Ai haz a tradishunul ritsh froot caek. Shud be well machoored naow. Ai maed it 2 munfs ago an pored brandee ober it b4 sealin it up in plastik.
u noes, teh frootcayke hazza bad repyootayshun heer, but — when it iz mayde properrlee, iz YUMMY!!
mai dad gotted wuns frum heer: http://www.beatricebakery.com
ooh, iz sunflowr seedz? yumyumyum… i kan haz?
umm, nawt rly LM sry.
.
is bag ob Pork Scratchings – yu has in Merica?
ifinkso, but by a diffrent name? is teh krispy bits ob porkskin all fryed up and krunchy?
MMMmmmMMM oh yesh yesh yesh! Is deelishus adn nootrishus, aifinkso!
i haz not tryed tehm, but sownds tasty!! my dr. wuld get mad at me if i eeted tehm tho. but wut her not knowz wont hurt hur! plz kan try wun?
Ob corse! Leeza has no sense ob adbenchure so awl teh moar fur us!
.
* hands lunarmommy bag ob scratchings *
.
Cup ob Tea fur yu awlso?
pffft.
I dint say I has never TRIED them.
I will tries most anything onse.
U shud trie ebbrifing wuns eggsept folkdansin an insest.
i’ll haz a hot coco, plzthxverymch
*nomnomnom*
(psst, iz tehy salty? teh fat an salt an krunchy iz teh best!)
yesh is a littlol bit salty, lawts ob fat adn crunchee crunchee crunchee!
.
Ai lieks dem wib Tea but but but aifinkso coco mite werk tu!
*whispers* No wunders hes name endz in Piggeh!
* narrows eyes *
Jus teezin, Gp, rly!
I ackshoelly waz tinkin bout yew earlier wen I waz wunderin hoo mite bees around on Crissmass day cuz I mai bee spendin teh day wif jus 3 kittehs an a goggie aisle bee goggie sittin. Wii jus haz tew much sno an ice an mai fambly mai nawt bees able tew git tew mai haus. I haz a worried. “snif”
{{{teasel}}} aifinkso ai wheel nawt be arownd on lolmas dai
.
ai prolly has tu go du teh fambilee fing but but but ai tri mai bestest to cheezburger at leest a littlol beet!
oh oh oh adn plz tu nawt forgit teh beeg partee onna bocksing dai
.
adn cue… leeza!
aw….
{{{{{{teasel}}}}}}}
I will be here, but onlee early in teh day, and maybe teh late at nite.
I hasta go to my sistur’s and from there on to a frend’s.
But we has teh Bocksing Day partee on Friday!!!
Yay! I firgots bout teh Bocking Day!!! Nao I haz sumting tew be lukking fourwerds tew!! Awl the prezzies dat teh fambly mite nawt git an can gibes tew eberywun awn Bocksing Day! An all teh fuds!!
Tanks, GP an skwirrgrrl, fir cheering mii ups!
O, an teh kittehs ar mad dat I sayed “jus” kittiehs. Dey tink I iz belittling dem an haz demanded an appolo…..aplol….a “I”m sorry most beautiful an loving kittehs” in teh forms ob xtra treets an gushie fuds. An dey demand dat teh goggie goe elseware.
ai lukk affer doggeh fur yu! ai feeds him unner teh tayblol wen nobuddy is watching!
He mite eets dat porkpie offin yer hed!
.
ARRRRRRGH! It bees snowing again! We nebber, ebber haz hadz weabber liek dis befour–NEVER! Dis iz day nine ob teh sno an ice an mii beeings trapped an the top half ob mai magnolola tree broked owf!
..
I fink teh kittehs ar doin teh sno dansdansdans cuz iffin teh famble can git heer on Thursday, 2 more GIANT goggies wil be commin too!
Mebbeh yu can send sum ob teh snow to TTI? wii no can has berry mush adn rite nao, is awlmoss warm out dere! Is teh crayzee!
Iffn I cud, I’d bees sendin it awl!!
I libs awn teh left coast ob the usa, in Oregon, an ar weather is spoosed tew be Marine Mild to Temperate (at least onna west side ob teh Cascade MT Range, were I libs–inna valley! Yew heer dat, sno gods??? I iz nawt inna mountains so STOP teh snos!!!)–not too hot in teh summer an not too cold in teh winter, much like TTI.
.
OK, rant ober. I wil count mai blessings. Ai has fud, teh kittehs haz fud an I haz power.
ohai teasel, ai heerz ur “rant” an rayzes u a “PLEH”. cud bee wurse — u cud haz fambly stuk inna howse wiv u all dae!! (iz mai in-lawz… nuff sed.)
.
wee lost power yesterdae a.m. foar onlee abowt 3 howers, an it got down to abowt 60 inna howse!
Ohai teasel. Ai be in Bancouver, cross da riber. Wi haz sno 2, but no freezingz rainz. Kitteh haz fudz anna me 2, and haz power. Not dribing inna mess, ai canz werk from hoem so ai b safe anna warm too.
*runs in and applies anti-wrinklol creem to piggeh’s eyes*
*runs back out*
AAAHHH yu has blinded meh!
.
stoopycatburglarawlwaysbeintehhorriblol
Silleh piggeh. U is not teh blind. Ur pork py hat just felled over ur eyes is all.
is NAWT pork py hat!
is juss pork py! ai keeps eet fur layter.
Well, when ur done, will u come halp me get teh noo TV stand outta teh car? Mick sprained his lips again and itz too cold out for teh YNGs.
pfft… inna minnit!
If u didnot eet so mush porks, u wouldn’t *pfft* so much. Just sayin’.
OOOoooh hhhh. Mai huzbin lubz dem…. wii cawlz dem pork crakklinz….. he nomz dem adn crunchez dem…. doant telling himz cardiologist hee b eeting dem…..
he sez tu telling u dat deh souf Texiz crakklinz b deh bestest……
Souf Texiz Crakklinz? Plz tu splain!
Deh grosery store heer in Souf Texas haz sum
crakklinz maded locally dat he thinkz b much
bedderer dan deh wunz frum deh nashunal
brandz…. … Dese b deh Chuppa brand.
O otay, aifortso mebbeh dey wus cajun flaybored oar sumfing!
dey duz haz lotza differnt flavered wunz, chili & lime, cajun, BBQ, etc…
mmm taht sounds grate! but but but ai lieks teh nachural wons strayt frum teh butchers shawp! * crunch crunch *
Huzzbin sez dat sowndz extra nommablol!!!!
mmm Black Pudding, yesh yesh! is full ob win!
I mented dat fur GPz fresh crakklinz, not deh blak sawsij!!!
Well, kidz, I must go taking s shower and get dresst adn due wumfing usefulll… .. I b bak later…. adn just a hedz up — deh Nite Watchman will b making a Krissmuss Eve appearance…
oh oh oh
.
* gathers rownd errlee *
* has an egg sighted *
I has tried teh blak sausige, if thats teh same as blud sausaj? In Le Fronse.
But I draws teh line at haggis.
gud mornin evreewun, i iz lukin for sum advise! i haz receeved a luvly e-mayo telling me taht a elderly yoorupean gennulman taht i haz nebber herd ob but hoo musta met me during himz many travels arownd teh woruld, haz sadly passd away an – get dis – leeved me himz forchun ob THURTY MILLYUN MUNIEZ!! (dont kno how i gots to be so popyular, all teh widdos an orfinz ob welthy murderd biznismens in teh Ivory Coste are aksin me to help tehm moov tehr inherited forchuns to teh US! lukky me) anyhoo, i needs sum advice on how to spend dis big munniez on, az teh letter putted it, my hyoomanitarian projects. or, as i am in teh mood for dis yeer, my kittehtarian projects.
.
i culd:
Adopt thwee fowsand kittehs
Buy a howse big enuff to keep tehm all in
Corner teh markit on catnip
D…
Dress tehm all in efl soots for crissmiss!
E…
Enter tehm awl inna lolmas byootee contest
Fly nawt sekkund class ebberyware
Get tehm lawts ob gnu toys tu plai wib
Hab a gnu kitteh shelter built
I…
In-an-owt priviljes all teh time cawz has big jiant net ober teh hole elebenty-akre bakyard!
Jungle ob treez to clime
Kittehs all ober teh wurld hab foreber homes
L…
Looz ebbry cent u haz `cos dis is a scam!
IRS – Cawl dem and report!
Jist take teh munniez and run
Krissmus party – hab wun!!!
Lolcats -buy WP and fix it!
M…
ooh, i like tohse! iz very important to tell IRS i haz gotted munniez, so i not goez to jayl! an if i fix wurdperss evreewun be happy!
Munnies for lolyers to put all teh peeple hoo r meen to teh kittehs and doggehs away on a island all by themselvz…..
Nutz for all teh skwirrls!!
One-derfull and amazing flowers and fowntins installed in teh Princess Mu meados….
Privitt Litterbockses for every kitteh, and hoomin, so no one is ambusht wile going potteh….
Invest deh billyunz so kittehz libz off deh intruztz
Jingloling deh jinglol bellz
K…….
Ais had noo IDa anyones had der origin in a terminus.
(psst, i iz kinda slo, plz to eksplayn? thx!
)
iz rfrnce to Importance of being Earnest buy Oscar Wilde.
oh oh oh!!! ai noes! pik me!
.
Oskar Wilde ref “The Importance uv Beeing Earnest”
referring to wun character who wuz found in a handbag in the Left Luggage offise uv… um… a railway station, or “terminus”.
Well look hoos talkin mr santa! exschuse meh but i am not FAT * pouts and points at santas belly*
muthr-inn-lah kitteh nebr upproovs. iz nott upproovz uv hr wateages. 2 fattz. end noe mor
i nott uproovz uv hr wateagez. and plz. noe mor fayk purlagez.
wut iz being a terminus?
iz agree, u is not gud enuff 4 mah preshus doter until u bring me cheezburger!!!!
Oh god, it’s like my ex-mother-in-law. @_@
HAHAHA!!!! I LUV it!!!!!!
Oh God this picture totally reminds me of my grandma…
LOL! Perfect!
I like it,ha,its like so funny!
OMG Susan Boyle!