Comments on: Ur nobody till uv

By: NOMNOMNOM

NOMNOMNOM — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:51:16 +0000

SHUNNNZZ!!!!!!1!!!11!!!

By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:42:33 +0000

lol…simple and magnificent

By: cheezburgerNparadise

cheezburgerNparadise — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:19:45 +0000

aww, dis remindz me of mai kitteh, mannie!

By: m6tsu

m6tsu — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:42:49 +0000

is this a parody to the SNR song? You’re no one till somebody hates you?

cuz i love that song.

By: ilovetabby

ilovetabby — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:26:02 +0000

omg i love fat orange tabby cat!!!

luv & hug

By: tall blonde in wite

tall blonde in wite — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:37:58 +0000

Ah.. Christmas parties! Such a great places for.. communicating!
*muses mistily about sekret communications…*
Oh, btw, I hope you can make it to the little soireé we’re having on Friday.. a Boxing Day party! At the 12 pm EST lol. Synchronize your watch.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:30:13 +0000

ohai TBIW,
teh agency is bizzy
all the analysts running around analyzing
all the operatives running around operativing
all the directors running around doing whatever it is they do.
but teh spies,
they is nawt taken in by all this
they is planning for the new year
they is in secret communciation
they is figuring out who they can trust
(nobody)
and who trusts them
(nobody)
and who they should cast a glance at
across a crowded krismess party
that’s wut they are doing.
ai finkso.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:24:19 +0000

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:23:16 +0000

Schmoooz tu yoooz, Fleep!!
.
Oh, ya, bai deh way….
.
Fleepz Navy Dodd!!!

By: tall blonde in wite

tall blonde in wite — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:19:59 +0000

ohai Phillipe!
The agency izn’t giving us much to do without u around.
Plz come back soon or 2 spies will be out of their jobs.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:17:07 +0000

cattitude, we has it.
or, this cat has it.
and is willing to share it wif everybuddy.
.
ohai eberybuddy. ai has a busy, and has been having a busy, and will be having a busy, and ai cums by cheezland and seez all my frends here, and gets the laffs, but duzzn’t have teh time to play.
but, ai am happy to see everybuddy and wishes yew all teh bestest holidays.

By: booksncats

booksncats — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:13:10 +0000

We calz dat be’in “given the ear” by owr kitteh. Sumtyms she gibs us 2 ears. Den we kno we r in trubbel.

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:46:41 +0000

Ai hads a kitteh a cupple yeers ago hoo luks like dat but wid longer, floofer hairs. Shii waz gud at ignorin deh hoomans, until shii wanted deh fuds, or deh snorgles. Den shii becaem deh PEST!

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:45:14 +0000

Yesh, but wiffout teh baseball bat. Kitteh iz nawt poly… polyda… haz no thumbs. Maybe I shoud be grateful, Aifinkso.

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:43:45 +0000

Ai haz deh red hares, and deh Krissymuss red dress, but
sum ob deh hares is going gray naow.

Oncit Ai did deh subwai great pose four a photograf.
Mai huzbend liekse it, and deh pikshure taeker gived me deh nag a tif.

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:05:34 +0000

Lotsa burgurs to u fur yur commint – lotsa burgurs so you don hafta eet em vejjiez! Gurl, we musta bin raised at teh saem table – sounz zakly liek mai storee. I akshully runned way frum hoem wunce so I wudden hafta fase a plate wif teh lyma beenz on it! Forchunitly, Gramama livt a fyoo blox away, an her NEVER ever bawt lyma beenz. Teh smartist wumin I evar knowd.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:47:05 +0000

KC, moast liberries habs da compooters wif da innertoobs–yew cans still mcums to bisit ICHC! Donot fings yew nawt able tew kum plai!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:42:18 +0000

nebbermind!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:08:33 +0000

oh, sew itz just teh pose u lieked, I sees.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:07:06 +0000

Ai always preferred Maureen O’Hara to MM

By: lyanthya

lyanthya — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:05:29 +0000

Mai brudder wont kare. My SIL am mai hubbeh’s sistur.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:04:07 +0000

**whispurrs**

Wii mite hasta go to teh NB foar dat poze, aifinkso. Dat way, wii nawt contribyoot to delinkwensee oar corrupshun of minor.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:03:38 +0000

but but but… marilinn was a blonde…..

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:01:14 +0000

Ai liek teh red hedz beddur than teh blonde. Eberyone wantz tu bee blande. Nawt eberywun can haz red hairs.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:57:06 +0000

waet…ai’z herd ob dat purrzun…..adn dat poez….

*nawt shoor whethurr tew bee wyze adn luk awai, oar immachuur adn lukk…*

*iz hard desishun*

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:44 +0000

No Peking. Dat’z eezee, Ai nawt in China!

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:47:35 +0000

No, yu is nawt teh onliest wun dat no likes teh eggnog!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:46:30 +0000

No Peking!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:46:04 +0000

**fallz owt of chayre an onto floor frum laffin**

THUNK!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:44:33 +0000

Tis troo!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:44:26 +0000

Ai Prawmiss tu ware mai blindefold!

* putz teh teenee tinee peep holez inna blinded fold.

Puts awn teh blinded fold tu tests it. *

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:44:08 +0000

Drive carefully, KCT — gud luk wif teh traffik & wif teh wevvur.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:42:37 +0000

U meen liek this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&feature=PlayList&p=14FB7AF92D30A3A3&playnext=1&index=22

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:39:10 +0000

Nah. Aifink from Dobie Gillis. Aifinkso. Happeetayl Holidaze tew NS and BuddyDitzmores Mom….lubs u bof and will miss u bof. Only haz until 12/31 to hev teh intertubes. {{{{{{{{NS & BDM}}}}}}}} *getting a liddlol sting in teh eye* Gawta goes hoem nao…….

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:39:05 +0000

I WISHT mai kitteh ignord me dis am — at 6:00 she wuz on teh bed:
MAOW!!!
MAOW!!!! (wif pattypaw to teh noze)
MAOW!!!!! (climbs up on hedbord of teh bed and doez sperimentz wif kitteh gravity… tissues go FWUMP! on floor)
MAOW!!!!!! (sitz on mah tummy)
“No, kitteh, I iz sleepin…”
Does nawt work.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:38:29 +0000

If yew duzzint haz a snorglol,
CC bless yew.

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:38:06 +0000

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:37:21 +0000

Onlee if you prawmiss to wear blindfold!

By: burnt eyes

burnt eyes — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:37:21 +0000

Iz orly sumwon den!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:35:17 +0000

“Gud stuff, Maynard” wuz frum a Malt-O-Meal kumershul in teh 80s, aifinkso.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:33:57 +0000

If ai sez yes will U du teh subway vent poster poze?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:32:52 +0000

I iz gud wif teh nummers an figger I kin has moar jawb opshuns wif akkowntin degree.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:28:38 +0000

Fanks.

U lyk my Marilyn Monroe wig an Krissmiss-red dress?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:27:37 +0000

accowting??
*shivers*
U cudn’t pay me munnies to taek that.
And yes, I works in teh accownting dept at my company….

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:27:04 +0000

Iz Okai Ai nawt maind U singing it twice.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:25:12 +0000

**Shakes fist at WP**

I hates u, WP!!!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:24:38 +0000

I has sawng foar u WRr…

Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a ‘54 convertible too, light blue,
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don’t mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:23:59 +0000

Dis wun foar WRr…