Ur nobody till uv
Ur nobody till uv been ignored by a cat
yep. i nawt rly care abowt u nd ur problemz.
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Ai muss be sumwun den
Ai’ve been ignoared by maor kittehz dan Ai can `member!
Conga ratz shoolasis, anni, awn yr furthess frum last!
Thz, we haz a brayde. Shall we go 2 teh tye booteek to sillybrayte?
Yesh, lettuce goes tew teh ty boo Teak. Ai hears dey has GP bobbleheads dere!
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Ironically, won ub mah quasi-step-grand-children is naemed Tyler, and wii awl cawl him Ty.
*pouts*
when is tehy gonna get some skwirrlz merchant dice??
ai am sure iffn dey has pinny gig boblol heads, dey MUST haz sqwirrl boblol heads tew!
They does haz teh nutz secs shun.
There are
Allmondz
Brazil Nutz
Chestnutz
D…
Do Nuts
Evergreen nuts
Fried nuts
G…
Goobers
Hazels nutz
I haz been cawld nutz
J…
Do nutz! LOL!!!
Ai’ve been ignored bah bettur
An kittehs do it sew wel!
Am yew koming tew teh ty boo teak wif anni an meh, lyanthya? Annee lass minut shawping yew needs tew dew?
Oohh, yah! Ai shud get mai SIL a YNG!
Hoepfully yr brudder will be otay wif dis gift…
Mai brudder wont kare. My SIL am mai hubbeh’s sistur.
Dat posishun luuks familyur…
{{{rhsb}}} has sumwun been ignoring U
I haz nawt been ignored by a kitteh in a lawng tiem.
*snif* I miss my kitteh.
awwwww
I sends Flower, teh calico mama, over to u anytime u wants, she needs a gud home. And she luvs to snorgul…
I wud lubs to has hur, but dose meen ole lanlordz of mien nawt let me.
**sticks tung owt at lanlordz**
why is they so aginst u having a kitteh?
Mahm nawt lyk smell of lidderbocks an teh kitteh hares.
Alsew, I prolly goin bak to skool nexst Fawl, so I nawt gonna be hoam alot.
hm. well I has never had a litturbox smell, long as I use teh Arm and Hammer and make shur to scoop it every dai!
but teh hares… nuffin u can do about that!
unless u wanna get one of those hareless kittehs.
I don’t kno if I cud get used to that tho.
Wotchu going bak to skool for?
**jest came bak from eetin dinnur**
Prolly akkowntin. I haz been to skool, but nawt got degree.
accowting??
*shivers*
U cudn’t pay me munnies to taek that.
And yes, I works in teh accownting dept at my company….
I iz gud wif teh nummers an figger I kin has moar jawb opshuns wif akkowntin degree.
Nawt lyk hareless kitteh. I wants floofy kitteh!
kitteh has a disdane.
Givin da cold shoal-der… ur doin it rite!
Duzzint dat meen dat ebbreewun is sumbuddy? Ai iz shur ebbreewun haz bin ignored by a kitteh at wun tiem or anudder.
Ai spoze it duz, kittehz aer nawt pickee abowt hoo dey ignoar!
Ai getz ignorred a lawt. A LAWT! *sits down and sobs hart owt* Ignorred iz wut ai am! OOOOO! Waaaaahhhh!!!! O teh hugh manatee uv it awl! AAAAAhhhWWWaaahhhh!!! OOOOOO!! *sobs eben bigger an beddur* WAAAAHHHH!!!
wuz Ur dribe home sayfe?
Nawt ablol to goes hoem yet….nawt until 6:30pm central. O boi. Fun.
I hope U has a safe dribe
be careful k..
Fankies, two_kittehs, ai preesheeates u thotfullness.
oh noes!
donut cry, teh kitteh is justsss… justssss….
*mm*
well justs a kitteh!
Wud u liek a mug of eggnog wif som Cap’n Morgan innit?
Or maybe just teh Cap’n?
how bout U drink the eggnog an gibes meh the Capn Morgan
I is the only one dat no likes eggnog?
now two_k… I will shares.. but I is not drinkin teh eggnog wiffout teh Cap’n!
Everybody needs a littul Cap’n in em.
ok here I pours Uz sum Capn in Ur eggnog
when I wuz liddel my mommeh used to gib me
raw egg mixed wid honey an a dash ov brandy
sum wun tolded herz dat it wud make me strong
I wuz a skinny kidlet
it wuz deh most disgusting fing you eber drunked
unforshunately eggnog reminds me of the vile drinkee
Bof! Gimmee bof!
ok KCT, here haz sum egg nog and rumz
I also putted brandy fur gud measure
Fankies, two_kittehs! *taykes drink bai bof paws* Yum! MMMMmmm. Ware teh Captin Morgan? Ai wanna tayke him hoem wif meh. *drinks a liddlol moar* OOOooo. Strong stuffz! Ai fink ai needz to sit down! Gud stuffz, Maynard!
Yew frum Minnesnowta? Aifinxo, when yew sez “Gud stuffz, Maynard!”
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Ai triez tew check yer profile, but et takes me tew da homepaj, nawt yr profiles. WP muss be hazing a stoopy agin.
O Hai BuddyDitzmores Mom! Nawt from Minnesnowta. Awlwais frm Kansas Citteh! Dat’s wut the KC in mai nayme is awl abowt. Weerd Press can be weerd. Hoep u hab a Mary Kris Maus and a Happee Noo Yeer! Iz cowld heer and is raining ice and soon, and soon………snow.
Ah, gots it.
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Ai hopes yew has happitayl Holidaze, tew!
“Gud stuff, Maynard” wuz frum a Malt-O-Meal kumershul in teh 80s, aifinkso.
Nah. Aifink from Dobie Gillis. Aifinkso. Happeetayl Holidaze tew NS and BuddyDitzmores Mom….lubs u bof and will miss u bof. Only haz until 12/31 to hev teh intertubes. {{{{{{{{NS & BDM}}}}}}}} *getting a liddlol sting in teh eye* Gawta goes hoem nao…….
Nah. Aifink from Dobie Gillis. Aifinkso. Happeetayl Holidaze tew NS and BuddyDitzmores Mom….lubs u bof and will miss u bof. Only haz until 12/31 to hev teh intertubes. {{{{{{{{NS & BDM}}}}}}}} *getting a liddlol sting in teh eye* Gawta goes hoem nao…….
Drive carefully, KCT — gud luk wif teh traffik & wif teh wevvur.
KC, moast liberries habs da compooters wif da innertoobs–yew cans still mcums to bisit ICHC! Donot fings yew nawt able tew kum plai!
oo thats too bad!
Dat does sound teh.. er, well, gross.
shud I tell u my storey of teh disgusting mixt vegtabuls?
no tell me, I has a curious
:pulls up a chayr
well, not reellly exciting, thats just wot I was forced to gag down as a chillun. Teh carrot, peas, beans and corms all diced up and mixt together.. something about it just maded me gag. And I hadda sit at teh table till I finisht it.
I still gets a queasy when I sees that in teh frozen fuds isle.
UGH! Ai hadda eat lotz of liver, raisins – all dat stuffz wif iron init. Nao ai hatez anyting wif raisins, but leiks da liver if dun wif onionions.
Lotsa burgurs to u fur yur commint – lotsa burgurs so you don hafta eet em vejjiez! Gurl, we musta bin raised at teh saem table – sounz zakly liek mai storee. I akshully runned way frum hoem wunce so I wudden hafta fase a plate wif teh lyma beenz on it! Forchunitly, Gramama livt a fyoo blox away, an her NEVER ever bawt lyma beenz. Teh smartist wumin I evar knowd.
We yoost 2 get sumfing fur skool lunsh cawled “Macedoine” – it wuz a mix uv chopped root vejtabuls. We cawled it YMCA (yestidaiz mukk cukked agane)
No, yu is nawt teh onliest wun dat no likes teh eggnog!
Ai’ll tayke bof! Yum!
*pours KCT a genruss cup of nog*
*adds an even more genruss bit of Cap’n*
Yum, fankies, leeza-b! *drinks wif bof paws* O mai! Maek meh a bit dizzeebizzee! Woo! Gud stuffz tew!
Dat means you a bery bery special somebody! alsew, just look at all teh cheezpeeps here….we all lubs you very muchly.
yay, den i’ll alwayz b sumbuddy!
snob kitteh has a genrus backside
It happinz to teh best of us unforshunatelee.
does dis tayl make mah butt luk big?
Nope, those big haunches make ur butt luuk big!
Oar duz dis butt maek mai tayl luk smawl?
Dats moar teh case, aifinkso!
But dat cat is lookin’ rite ats me! Wif its EAR.
Tis troo!
We calz dat be’in “given the ear” by owr kitteh. Sumtyms she gibs us 2 ears. Den we kno we r in trubbel.
talk to the furry behind
I iz ignoring U
It luks liek mai Danny!
Okey well i dont tink dis a great idea so im not coming with ya buddy
Talk to the bootay.
yay! ai’z sumwun nao!!
ok D.K… did u see teh song u were looking for last nite?
Janet repeeted in on an erlier thred todays.
no ai did nawt….didd itt get fawnd bai sumwun eles??
Yes, Janet did.. I fink on teh 9 am EST lol maybe?
*goez tew lukk*
Iz awn teh Mother-in Law thred.
ur tellin meh dat /nao/…..
butt ai did fiend it…
Dis kitteh remynz me of sawng I herd today.
“Baby Got Back”.
omg has she started singing againz?
WAT?!?!
U nawt lyk my singin voyse?
**starts finkin of song to sing just foar 2_k** Enny rekwests?
Ai’m dreemin ub a purplol lolmas?
O hai BuddyDitzmores Mom! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
kwissmass iz cumming teh goose iz gedding fat ♪
please to put teh nomnoms in the orinj kat’z hat. ♫
♫ If u duzn’t haz a nomnom,
♫ A snor~orglol will due….
If yew duzzint haz a snorglol,
CC bless yew.
Dis wun foar WRr…
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a ‘54 convertible too, light blue,
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don’t mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
Ohai rhsb. Haow wuz Ur krissymaus parrdee?
I has sawng foar u WRr…
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a ‘54 convertible too, light blue,
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don’t mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
**Shakes fist at WP**
I hates u, WP!!!!!
Iz Okai Ai nawt maind U singing it twice.
Fanks.
U lyk my Marilyn Monroe wig an Krissmiss-red dress?
If ai sez yes will U du teh subway vent poster poze?
Onlee if you prawmiss to wear blindfold!
Ai Prawmiss tu ware mai blindefold!
* putz teh teenee tinee peep holez inna blinded fold.
Puts awn teh blinded fold tu tests it. *
No Peking!
No Peking. Dat’z eezee, Ai nawt in China!
waet…ai’z herd ob dat purrzun…..adn dat poez….
*nawt shoor whethurr tew bee wyze adn luk awai, oar immachuur adn lukk…*
*iz hard desishun*
Ai liek teh red hedz beddur than teh blonde. Eberyone wantz tu bee blande. Nawt eberywun can haz red hairs.
but but but… marilinn was a blonde…..
**whispurrs**
Wii mite hasta go to teh NB foar dat poze, aifinkso. Dat way, wii nawt contribyoot to delinkwensee oar corrupshun of minor.
Ai always preferred Maureen O’Hara to MM
oh, sew itz just teh pose u lieked, I sees.
Ai haz deh red hares, and deh Krissymuss red dress, but
sum ob deh hares is going gray naow.
Oncit Ai did deh subwai great pose four a photograf.
Mai huzbend liekse it, and deh pikshure taeker gived me deh nag a tif.
Innernashunal kitteh speek for “*bleep* joo, joo stoopy hooman”
Iz orly sumwon den!
Ai hads a kitteh a cupple yeers ago hoo luks like dat but wid longer, floofer hairs. Shii waz gud at ignorin deh hoomans, until shii wanted deh fuds, or deh snorgles. Den shii becaem deh PEST!
I WISHT mai kitteh ignord me dis am — at 6:00 she wuz on teh bed:
MAOW!!!
MAOW!!!! (wif pattypaw to teh noze)
MAOW!!!!! (climbs up on hedbord of teh bed and doez sperimentz wif kitteh gravity… tissues go FWUMP! on floor)
MAOW!!!!!! (sitz on mah tummy)
“No, kitteh, I iz sleepin…”
Does nawt work.
U meen liek this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&feature=PlayList&p=14FB7AF92D30A3A3&playnext=1&index=22
**fallz owt of chayre an onto floor frum laffin**
THUNK!
Yesh, but wiffout teh baseball bat. Kitteh iz nawt poly… polyda… haz no thumbs. Maybe I shoud be grateful, Aifinkso.
cattitude, we has it.
or, this cat has it.
and is willing to share it wif everybuddy.
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ohai eberybuddy. ai has a busy, and has been having a busy, and will be having a busy, and ai cums by cheezland and seez all my frends here, and gets the laffs, but duzzn’t have teh time to play.
but, ai am happy to see everybuddy and wishes yew all teh bestest holidays.
ohai Phillipe!
The agency izn’t giving us much to do without u around.
Plz come back soon or 2 spies will be out of their jobs.
ohai TBIW,
teh agency is bizzy
all the analysts running around analyzing
all the operatives running around operativing
all the directors running around doing whatever it is they do.
but teh spies,
they is nawt taken in by all this
they is planning for the new year
they is in secret communciation
they is figuring out who they can trust
(nobody)
and who trusts them
(nobody)
and who they should cast a glance at
across a crowded krismess party
that’s wut they are doing.
ai finkso.
Ah.. Christmas parties! Such a great places for.. communicating!
*muses mistily about sekret communications…*
Oh, btw, I hope you can make it to the little soireé we’re having on Friday.. a Boxing Day party! At the 12 pm EST lol. Synchronize your watch.
Schmoooz tu yoooz, Fleep!!
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Oh, ya, bai deh way….
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Fleepz Navy Dodd!!!
omg i love fat orange tabby cat!!!
luv & hug
is this a parody to the SNR song? You’re no one till somebody hates you?
cuz i love that song.
aww, dis remindz me of mai kitteh, mannie!
lol…simple and magnificent
SHUNNNZZ!!!!!!1!!!11!!!