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dun wory ai ties ur shoe
i gud at tyin shooz. loop, swoop, nd swirl.
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Oooh – concatshoelaces on yer solo nawt sekkund, Leeza! Hao wud yew liking to sillybrayte?
fanks!
itz getting cold agin.. ifinkso maybe a littul spict applol cranberrie cider wif a littul sumpin-sumpin? schnopps maybee? wut u fink?
oooh. taht soundz yummmee. hao abot sum tuaca in ur cider?
*poors sum in Leeza-B’z cup*
*poors sum in own cup*
cheerz!
anywan elz?
*sips*
wot’s tuaca??
oranj adn vanilla flayvored liquor, aifinkso. nawt sur, but noes is gud in cider
I dunno, whut’s tuaca wif u?
We iz havin cider. Want sum?
Itz warm.. and applolly….
eye bet taht LCB wood liek sum goldschlager in her cider. iz cinneemon schnapps wif sparkleee flakes ov gold inn it.
*dangles bottul of teh schlager wif gold in front of LCB*
Ooooh, shiny! WANT!
*poors sum inna shot glaz fur LCB*
*swirlz glaz arond sew gold flakes maek a sno-glob*
*handz glaz tew LCB*
*watchez to see if she will drink it.. or try to mine it*
Mabye I can does both!
*makes note to has GP install a mining pan in LCB’s executive baffroom*
Um …. ew.
*passes ns teh brane bleech*
It will take two rinses.
Cinininininom schnapps or butterskawtch schnapps wud liekly be gud in teh cider — tho hawt applol cranberry cider iz prawbablee teh taystee eben wiffowt fortificayshun.
Applol cyder wif teh applol schnapps iz teh win. eben teh reindeer lieks it
Iz that teh sour applol, or is there a sweet kind too?
arrgggh. teh weather man jus sed, moar sno. eben teh liqour stor waz clozed cuz ov teh sno. rite nao ani kind ov schnappz bee gud. jus tew stai warm.
maibe their iz sour grapes schnapps cuz datz waht eye haz. :snerk:
*Pores BG a glass of hot choklit schnapps wif a shot of marshmeller schnappes innit.*
ooooh. yummee. thx. iz gud. iz veri, veri gud.
If u still needs teh warming up, I could get u some tomater soup schnapps.
Kumfort fuds and drinksies, awl in won?! WANT!
Applol ciedr and Tuaca duz sownd gud…meenwhiel, i’z habing Absinthe and Clolve cigarettes… & a mountain of ginger snaps
Hai there!! {{{{{{The Crapture}}}}}}}
Meowee KrissMaus!!!
Side-err, warm and wid spieses. WANT!
Tuaca sownds realloly gud two!
Fanks!
There’s still lotsa tomater soup schnapps left. Don’t be shy about axing for some.
haz u got a teh goldfish schnapps to go with?
*rummages in schnapps locker*
Pirhana…
Monkfish…
Kissing Gourami…
aha!
Goldfish! *pores a shot of goldfish schnapps for leeza*
U want a shot of tartar sauce schnapps on teh side?
no, dis is teh cheez gold fishies!! not teh REEL ones!
fanks anyways tho.
O. My misteak.
*moar rummages*
Gouda schnapps…
Velveeta… that must be GP’s
Pretzel schnapps…
I doesn’t has cheezgoldfish schnapps but I has store brand cuckcheezcrackers schnapps.
Whoops. Make that “duck”. Esme was teh leaning on teh keybroad and I was trying to type around her hed.
I can relate… I has BC in my lap and she insistz I type arownd hur 2. Matter of fact she getz a bit ebil if I try to move hur onst she gets comfortable.
Cudda bin worse….!
Well if they is duckx, they still flotes liek goldfishys, so that will werk!
three hundred years ago cider had strong liquor in it.
tru
In TTI, still duz in playces. Iffen it’s scrumpy, it iz eben stronger.
stripeykittehrunsinberifast, SMAX LCb wiffloofypaw,runsawaiberi,beri,fast
OW!
Hay, did somebuddy get teh nummer of that stripey truck whut hitted me?
Yesh, I fink it wuz
SPA-RKY-SM-OM
Wuz vanitee plate on bak dat sez MADDKAT
Conga Ratz! Yoo ghaz nawt sekkund!
YOO NOEZ WAT?!?!?! *pullz owt eggsplozivv cheezburger* BUY BUY KOMMINT!!!!
NOW ITZ WARE ITZ SPOSE TUU B ‘GEN!!! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!! aI’S JES GONNA…..GONNA…..GONNA……..GONNA……
*reeches out wif a tentative and pats Plasticat gentlee*
Itz ok.. itz ok… deep breffs….
U been gitting Ur cheezburgers frum white castlol again?
I suspect dat teh green stuff in deir cheezburgerz izunt awl it seems. Adn teh mushrooms seem awfully colourful….
dis leg remidz me ob momma. Lotsa furrzz
Worn-out red shooz — nao wif 100% moar kitteh!
Ohai, Nightshayde!
Ai wishes Ai had kittehs on mai shooz.
Ohai, Ly! Ai offen haz kittehs on mah shooz — but onlee wen ai iz at hoam. Dey iz nawt teeny tiny kittehs tho. Ai hazzint had a kitten in a fyoo yeerz nao (eben if sum uv teh adult kittehz akts liek kittenz — wich iz full uv win & kyoot).
Ai are in teh Yoo Kay, an mai kittehs am in teh Yoo Ess, cept fer Lynx, hu just wented to teh Bridj. *sniff*
But Ai are gonna bring Shade ober sun, an she can be awn mai shooz awl she wunts!
If teh shus haz a kitteh haow can teh shus be worn owt?
Dependz. Iz teh kitteh asleep? Then it’s worn out.
Kittehs uv GRATE Qteness, ai myte ad.
and den I klime dis stair case…….O, dat ur leg? Datz ok, I klime enneeway!!
ai can helpz unty shoez
Dem shus need sum air holez. Ai uze may pointee endz tu maek sum.
**whispurrs**
Didjoo reed teh comment I posted to you awn previus thred?
Ai cannut argue wif teh troof. Ai am nawt teh pollyticklol purrsun.
I nawt teh pollytickklol pursun ethur, but I werks foar teh cops.
Nawt want to get arrested by co-werkers!
I onlee lyk hancuffs wen dey iz used in teh FUN, nawt to be takin me to teh jayle!
Leeza, u needs to shave ur legs.
**duks an runs behind WRr foar protekshun**
pffft.
I iz blond, remembur?
I has no dark hares.. anywhare.
I has teh lite-colored hares, too.
Iz nice, becuz u kin go lawnger between shavins before ennywun sees.
Then u rly shuld do something bout those varyclose veins.
noes… thatz my bloo fishynet hose!
O. My misteak.
Um, isn’t u sposed to take out teh fishes before u wares teh hose?
But I thot Tim Gunn sed I shud express my inner self!
I has fishes for dinner.
My inner self must be teh slob.
I iz warin sweatpants, t-shirt, tennis shoes an teh hares is pulled bak in ponytayle. Nawt a drop of make-up, but duz haz eerings in sekkund holes.
**Finks agin**
I nawt teh slob. I iz teh COMFEE!
Yesh – teh COMFEE!!! Yer descripshun iz nawt dat far frum wut ai wearz to werk. Uzullee a polo shirt + slacks + Crocs of wun kind or anudder … an hares in a ponytayle. No make-up unless ai iz doin sumfing fansee.
I haz teh luckee I nawt has to dress up at werk, so I take full advandidj ov it.
Crocs=WIN!!
ai werz dem liek full tiem…
I has teh Crocs, too.
I want a pair of teh lined wuns, but dey cost munnies I nawt has rite nao.
ai has sum dat has lethurr awn tawp ob dem…
*klappy wif teh nawt-sew floofeh scaelee pawz, adn watchez scaelz fawll tew teh flor*
yoo seem beree comfee, aifinkso!
Good thing u didn’t has any of GP’s pork scratchings earlier, then.
… or teh blud sausaj we was talkin about….
**belleh grumblols unhappilee**
I finkso I nawt heer foar dat.
I finkso I GLAD I nawt heer foar dat.
JINX!
prolly u shud be gratefull for that.
*wispers*
how did teh Dr. Tinyvet visit go LCB?
Oh! I forgot to say, didn’t I? Sry.
Esme is teh mostly ok; she doesn’t seem to be in pain too much and her masses are mostly stable. So she hads teh chemo. Teh reason she was so pleh last week was because of teh drug, so they gived her a little less this time.
When teh “nurse” came out to get Esme when I dropped her off this morning she sed “Is this teh loud and boisterous Esme?” Seems she has quite teh rep as a talker. Teh nurse also sed that Esme has “quite a fan club” at teh vet, which made me feel good. She is a vry sweet kitteh, but she doesn’t always do well when peeps is teh poking and prodding her and stuff. It’s good that they see her good side anyways.
Oh, and TMI alert. Esme usually is teh vry upset on teh way home and never fails to poop in her carrier, sometimes just minutes away from home. I alway try to cleen it up before taking her inside, but is vry hard to do without getting me and teh car interior all dirty too. So this time I had teh brite idear to take along a extry carrier. Sure enuff, she pooped, almost right after we leaved teh vet. So I pulled over in a shopping center, transferred Esme to teh clean carrier, then throwed away teh soiled pad from the other carrier. Teh hole rest of teh way home she was teh calm and quiet, just like she used to be. I can’t tell u how much of a difference that made for me. For her, too, I’m shure.
Yay foar Esme! Glad hur seems to be doin bettur.
Josie had quite the rep at her vet’s for being very grumpee and feisty, which was COMPLETELY opposite of how she was at home. I tried to tell her that it was rude to be that way with people who mommy is paying lots of munnies to keep her healthy!
ooh, taht wuz smart idea, LCB!! i shur esme much happyer riding teh rest ob teh way home in nise cleen carryer!! glad to heer her iz gettin along ok, keep hopin her keeps doin well. {{{{{LCB}}}}} {{{{{esme}}}}}
oh, YAY. ai had a worried, butt (hee) naow ai haz a happytayle foar u an Esme.
u an Esme an Liam mayke shur u haz teh betsest chrissmus EVAR, OK?
oar shud taht bee…
*luuks around self-consciouslee then yellz*
ESME-TON!
and
LIAM-TON!
oh that is teh gud noos!!! sew happy for u and Esme!
Tehy is just liek kids isn’t they?
Behaving diffrent for teh vet then tehy duz when mom’s around!
*wispers*
Ifinkso maybe Esme mite be ‘holdin it’. She prolly duzn’t wanna poop in front ov strangers. Dat’s kinda sweet…. stinky for u, but sweet!
Skwirls iz blond?
Dis one iz!
Okay, then, awl wii needs nao iz brunette an den wii iz teh beginnins of menny jokes.
*wundurrs if she shud telling dem wut kulur hur hares be*
*gasp*
Iz u teh broonette NS???
Mebbe.
Wutz innit fur meh?
Wut u meen by dat?
Nawt hangin owt wif me an Leeza nawt enuf? **pouts**
U canz let her borrow teh party mint at teh NB?
**hassa bonder**
Teh last tyme I let sumwun yoose it, dey lefted it inna mess.
Teh poor YNGs were in dere wif me foar DAYS….
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awn sekkund thot….
Besides, I thot teh party-mint wuz gonna be uzed latur?
Whut fun iz a hawt tub built foar elebenty when der is nawt that manee innit?
Moar room foar dose innit?
mebbe juss waetin foar moar peepz tew drop inn awn teh partee?
reely!!!
NS we cud be liek teh Charlees Angles!!
Ooooh – dat wud werk nieclee!
Itz awlwaiz teh fun hangin owt wif cheezpeeps — jus duzzint wanna get feeded to an ostrich or tied to a nanteeterer or ennyfing.
Nawt awn ur nawt-sekkund visit!
Wut, nobodee watched Steel Magnolias?
Iz gud moobie.
Make shure u has kleenex handy, tho.
Da promos, bak wen dino soars beh roamin da erf, luked liik et beh da tearjerker…
Mek dat giant box ub tishoos…nuffin mek me crys liek dat one duz!
I has seen it elebenty-gajillion times an I still cries in teh sayme playse!
Meh tu!! Ebben doh ai noes wer ai gunna crys..ai still duz it liek wuz furst tiem ai seen it. Yu shudda seen meh, mai Mom, an mai sistah all watchin it at da same tiem….all da husbins left da ruum kwiklee an went tu garage tu open da hoods ub der truks an rev motors fur eachudder!
*tee hee**
So does revvin the motrs inkrees testosterone oar sumfink?
It seem tu comfort dem, somhow. Der lots ub manly laffter an gruntin noyses associated wif da revvin…mebbe da mens vershun ub shopping? Iz confusin tu meh.
*nods nods* Da kar enjins kumfurts da mens, aifinkso… Mah boyfren haz da 56 Chevee prostreeted, anna 64 Chevee “driber”, an da karshows is wurse dan wimmins tryin tew dress tew impress each udder… Da sownd ub da motors, makes dem dah manlee mens–lyk wimmins donot noes hoa tew steps onna ax cellar ator… Beh da funnee, reaelee.
Yu gots dat rite…mai Mom’s husbin restores classik carz…him bild garage fur da show cars dat is bigger den da house!! He gots at leest 30 show cars in der!! At da famlee tiems, all da mens goes tu garage an spends most ub days out der…
Heer da puzzlin part…sumtiems dey cawl us wimmins owt der…we stands in da cold, and luuks at eechudder, mekkin faces at eachudder sayin…*why dey call us owt tu da car place?* den we baks slowlee to da haus tu drinks da wine an continyoo ar important visiting!
Dey b’long tu ebbry car club an goes tu awl da shows….Ai herd bout dem wimmins dat goes der!!
Ai rezemblol dat remark!
Aifinks ai duz too!!
Whut is I? Chopped liver?
*pores self a glass of chopped liver schnapps*
wut colors is ur hares?
plzdontsaylivahplzdontsaylivahplzdontsaylivah
I dunno. I hasn’t seed my hares since I got decorated. I may has to wait until 12rd nite to find out!
U has teh multi-kolored hares. See her abatart?
I dint noez LCB had a rabbit.
*ponderz…
*burp*
oooh multicolured hares…I fink we cud werk wif that!
okays, I has to take a brake or I will never get teh tree dekormarated.
rhsb will takes ur informashuns and we will set somethin up!
I will BBL….
at nawt sekond, ai finkded yew sed “multi-culturaled hares”.
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LOL. Bean reedin way tew mush ub dis akademix stuffs…
ooh, iz deer abby tabby in teh howse? heerz a letter i finded for her by teh gushifud plate for her:
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deer abbytabby,
i yoosed to not haz a fambly to lib wif. tehn a nice lady reskyood me an taked me to her howse, but her kittehs not liked me so her had to find anovver howse for me. tehn anovver fambly taked me to my “forebber home” an tehr iz anovver kitteh tehr. sumtimes him likes me, sumtimes i like him, sumtimes we haz to figyur owt hooz teh boss. him gets mad at me wen him iz sitting in teh bestest chayr an i poke at him to make him go away an let me haz teh bestest chayr. but sumtimes him lets me sit on teh bestest chayr, or teh comfy blankie on teh reellly big chayr. tehn wut him duz iz him likks all ober my fayse!! eben if i not wants my fayse washd, him puts himz paw aorwnd me an holds me tehr so him kan wash my face!! no kitteh eber washed my face before, eksept maybe my momma (i duznt rebember) an i not knows wut to do wen dis happens! i not kno if i am sposed to lik himz face too or bite him on teh butt? i haz tryed doing bof but cant tell wut iz teh propurr fing to do.
plz to advise, i wants to be habbing the gud mannurs.
luv,
happycat (my reel name, tho my foreber fambly keeps calling me kumo)
I nawt deer abby tabby, but I nawt-sekkund suggest u stawp horkin stuffs onto teh carpits asap.
rhsb – we’z wurkin on taht! him had x-rayz yesterday, taht showd nuffin rong, an gotted speshul sik kitteh gushifud frum teh dr. tinyvet, an iz
takin teh upset tummy medisine. didn’t hork at all yesteerday, just one liddle time today (so far) (nok on wud)
http://www.graphjam.com/2008/12/22/song-chart-memes-things-my-cats-will-eat/#comments
oops, make that:
http://www.graphjam.com/2008/12/22/song-chart-memes-things-my-cats-will-eat/
Deer happycat (my reel name, tho my foreber fambly keeps calling me kumo),
It sounds like u and ur noo kitteh fren is finding a balance in ur noo sitchuation. U both knowes that u is co-bosses of ur hoomins, and u take turns wif each other playing Hed Kitteh In Charge to amuse each other and keep ur hoomins guessing. When it comes time for ur annual review and salary increase, u will both be teh eligible for teh big boss bonus.
As for teh face-warshing, teh only way u will lose face is if u forgets whut u has already tried and gets them mixed up. Biting his face would be prolly ok, but warshing his butt? Ew!
Lubs,
AbbyTabby
deer abbytabby,
taht iz very hlepful an enkurg – incurg – um, makin me feel
better! fank yoo very muchez!
luv,
happycat (my reel name etc.)
ohai Kumo,
The sinetists at teh Behavyoral Biololoogy Division here at d’Beaker Laboratories have carefully considered yer sichuashun. We finkso that this soundz like the mnormal interachun between two kittehs. We finkso that as long as no nooklyeur devices is deployed, a little rassling and chasing is fine. Yew may responds to the face washing as yew wishes, but remembers, cannot we all just get along?
deer, mr. phillipe,
so duz taht meen taht teh butt-biting iz mebbee not teh best
response? fank yoo, i will triez to rebember taht!
sinseerly,
kumo
Sum sqwirrlols in TTI aer purplol, tu!
Aw tha kitteh wnts to wrok in Clarks
Kitteh just gonna uze shoos as jumpin-up poynt.
From dere, him will climbs up ur UNCUBBERED legs, uzin himz poynty enz!
Becuz of dis, u will do dansdansdans an win $10,000 awn Funnee Hoam Bideos.
Kitteh iz a givver!
ooh….bebbeeh-lukkin kitteh, wif succh a kyoot eggspreshun….
*kwiklee puttz awn RHRG(wtoi)*
*splort is averted*
*pulls CHRG off DK*
It wuz only a mattur of time anyways, people.
Okay, but u gets to kleen up teh mess himz gonna maek in 3….2….1…
wut? wai did yoo doo dat??
(beesiedz, ai hadd a RHRG….rayndeer hed rubburr glub….yooses 2 CHRG’s…..
sew ai still has wun CHRG awn….awltho iz swellin, aifinkso….
okays…
*puts RHRG bak on DK*
I was thinkin u LIEKED the splortin!
nawt awlwaez….awltho nawt feel tew gud tew hab braynez compakted liek dis….
dr tineecat sez ai shut tri tew nawt hab moar den wun splort a dai…
Himz lieks teh SPLORTS.
Teh SPLORTS dat goez BOOM?
wut? hoo sed dat ai liek teh splorts??
adn wai? juss becuz ai has dem a lawt duzzn’t meen dat ai liekz dem…..
awltho teh hawt chokklit, floofeh blankie adn stuffs arre nies…
ennee site ob yewr ebil clone dats bin cauzin mischiff DK?
noe…ai has nawt seen him…
Yew’ll neber find mi DK! Oar yew Plastic cat!
wut???
iz…iz…..iz……….
*runrunrunrunchaesmaikloenadntaklezwifakwikness*
:snerk:
ennee wun noe ware Draclonic kitteh iz? Himz prollee cuazin mischiff agen!
I tinks iz alreedy said: Aftre I tiez yur shoooz, I shavez ur legz….euwwwww
Mebbe shud be “I SHREDZ ur legz”?
Splort alert! Take your battle stations!
*luukz arawnd* nao whar didz ai leeb mai poartablol bershun ob teh CCC? wuz awn mai roomba…..
IZ CANT HEER YOO OBER HAO LOWD DEH SHOOS ARR!
Wen ai lukksat dis bebbeh, ai feehl reelee fuhnee in deh hed, liek ahl mai brenz aregonna pop rite out (bout a tablespunfuhl altugedder), eff ai dohnd pikkup deh bebbeh an gib byg cuddle-kiss!
Dohn no wazzwrong!
I finkso u has PMS.
PreMonishin of Splorting.
or Extra Splortenary Purrseption.
altho I think thatz more of a side effeckt of a splort.
Tank oo dokker rhsb n draconic kitteh
uh oh…bettur gib yoo a CHRG, juss in caes!!
So tiny. Must…take…home.
An doze liddul eers in haff-bak “ai be tinkin” pawsishun!
uh oh! ai sense a splort imminent foar dis purrsun!
*kwiklee puttz CHRG(wdoi) awn purrsun*
Here, tries this.
*hands DK a CHRG (wmto)*
Thats a CHRG wif missle toe on it. Speshully for teh season. Peeple is more sus, sis, uh, liekly to splort at around crissmuss.
hmmm….*taekz misseltoez awff, adn puttz dem awn RHRG(wtoi)
sew nao iz RHRG(wtamtoi)….
ohai we forgottid to sillybrate festivus on ICHC todai
wid dat thot I leaves U
for deh nite
gud nite
‘Nite, 2_k!
Ni ni, 2K. Happitayl dreems!
Dis cyoot baybeh beh saying “Ai Kawted Yew!”… Aifinkso!
eeeeeeeeeew!!!!!! non-sock/hairy leg!!!!!!!!1!!!
hairy leg in a pink shoe!
WRr – I gonna go to my party-mint tew gets reddy to pose.
Brings teh shampers an strawberrees!
Shud I ware teh wig oar nawt?
Ai bring teh choklit too. bring teh wig we can desied laytur.
Gud eyedea. U is teh smart.
Oh, I forgots!
Bring teh Santa soot, too.
*resistz urge to make DS commint*
Wut?
sent u a msg…
shoot. Itz kinda late in teh day for a DID flareup…
Oh! I gets it now.
Wow leeza, u iz nawty gurl.
**considers hangin owt wif less-nawty peeplols**
Naaaah…..
well, itz a dubble entendre, really…
there is a non-nawty DS thing too…
*innosent luk*
U need to werk awn dat luuk moar. Nawt convinsin enuf.
I reelly has no idea why u wud say that!
*widens eyez*
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps! Ebbreewun haz a niec Krissmiss/Hanukkah/Yule (tho datz ober, aifink) — dat includez awl teh cheezpeeps & deyr famblees & deyr fuzzeh oberlords & enny uvver aminlols dat iz in deyz lives. Plz to stayin saef & warm & dry & happitayl!!!
…
Ai will seeing yew awl on teh Bawksing Day partee!!!
Night-night-nightshayde!! Hab nice chrismiss tiem!!
bai ns!
we talk abowt teh Charlees Angles thing on Fridai!
Wat syze is dat guyz foot? Iz moar hare than foot i nat picture!
Make smai (UK size 9) feet Hurt just thinkin bout those shooez…
Alright, I gotta goes to bed nao.
Hazza gud *wutebber* my frenz!
**trudges away from puter an up to bed**
Liddill Kitteh luvs
hurz Hewmin’s Pisskettee Shooz.
Allwayz lawtza phun!!!
Pisskettee flawpz awll
ober t3h playss! Mennee owrrz
Kitteh enjoymentz!
Pisskettee endz arz t3h
besstesst! Juss t3h ryte syze 4
Liddill Kitteh Nomz!
Jack.
okai…ai’z goin tew bed ya’ll…
g’nite!
nyt DK
Testin noo abitar…ai dun wif crissmiss alreddy!!
testin agin…
ai seez a kitteh ai!
Mebbe ai seez it in a wile…ai noes gotta bee da pashunt wif WP!
Nyte ebreebodee
yesh, da pashent is important wif WP.
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schmoos, KK4.
Schmoos, BDM!!! Happy hollydaze, ai tawlks tu yu wen dese hollydaze awl dun!
mind teh purrsonul hai-gin (or lack tehreof)
Tag. U it!
That woman has reallllly hairy legs. :O
pink girl shoes + hairly legs= ewww
Is u lookin for dis in bloo? Or anover size? We gots more in de back. Lets mee go tell mah manajer.
nuuu itz takein hiz shew!
lol what a hairy leg!
anyone else notice the hairy leg and pink shoe?