‘Twas a dark and stormy night, a night not unlike this night, in a town not far from here…
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…notting was stirring nawt eben a Maus…
prolly cos teh kitteh has juss nommed eet, ob corse!
Nawt Maus!!!!!!
ai hopes nawt! but but but ai has nawt seed him OAR his ebil twin fur AGES!
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* has a wurried *
*whisperz* Him wuz inbolbed in teh Nutcracker ballay ober teh weekend an iz prolly egg sause tid 2dai!
ah yesh, hii is prolly teh bizee, aifinkso.
Waal, him haz bean missin……..
i wundre az i wandre wot HRH tHe Maus King is up to?maybee…
Arguing wif stoopy soots
Begging off attending boring official social “events”
Cheezbrgr cooking
Dancing with visions of Sugarplum faeries
Escaping Missile Toes
F…
Furgittn hiz Cheezfrens
Goin Hither an Yon
Hiding frum adoring bal-ay fans
I …
Instig… instaga… startin ebil stuffs
Jumpin tall bildins wif a singul bownd
Keepin cheezburgerz fer hisself
L…
Laughin maniakally (EM, 4 shur)
Makin a happee Maus Haus 4 Krismaz
Nokin ober teh par-ma-john shakker
O…
Aifinkso Guinness Piggeh iz jist hydin Maus an tryin tew git a kitteh in trublol. Rite, Guiness Piggeh? Rite? **lip trembles**
2.da stalkers wuz hanging out by the chimney wif Care Bears…
1a in hopez dat Saint Nomamaus (aka Sandy Claws) soon wood be dere…
oopz,
i usinged Base Elebentee -Kitteh Nombering sistimz. shudda bin 2a
2b or not 2b: The hyumanz were nestled all snug in their beds,
While ….
2c Vishuns ob Cheezburgerz dansdansdansd in dere heds.
Tehn up on teh ruftop aroze sutsh a purr
Ai springed frum mai cowch an Ai stratend mai fur
2c aside[sotto voce]:
the Maus in himz Maus Suit and and Propellar’d Geek Hat
waz missing in akshun- wot’z up wif dat?
3.The moon on the breast 0 da noo fallen sno
Was poetic, yesh indeedy, but wot diddit sho????…
3a Two wot did Lyantha’s wondring eyes now appeer?
A Cheezbrgr PIZZZA!! and a mug 0 root beer!!!
an awl teh uvver kitehs wer asleep
…teh kitteh wuz on gard!
Ohai Tessm — ai leeved yew a liddul messij on teh lol befoar last. Didja see it?
*goes to luuk*
ohai nightshayde! ai seez ur message an ZOMG!! mai DH an ai say we is laffin “neer” each uvver too!!
— an tehy are teh comfee!! mine iz blak sew mebbe we can preetend iz chococat pantz?
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teh HK pajammas souwnz wunnerful! ai just botted mai nawt-sekkund payr uv fleece pants — wuz tryin to resist becomin a “naytive” oregonian
Ohai tessm. We has mutch egsitemint and happitayles in the haus of Buddy.
Didz yew git mai emayo wib fone nummers? Nd mai mammahkitteh and daddakitteh sez yew is moar tahn welcim to stayz wib tehm wehn yew gits to teh Coromandel.
*clapz floofy paws in aunty sipashun of WMNNC*
ohai KK! wee is teh happytayle too but alsew teh stressed rite naow bcuz we iz nawt shure we will get owt on hour flite on Wednesday evening!
we haz a foot uv snow an we NEVVER getz teh snow! iz wurst in dekkaydes, tehy say. mite nawt melt in tyme.
wher are mai mannerz? ai prolly losted tehm. iz verry nyse uv ur parentz too!!
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sew we mite haz to drop wun nite in Queenstown, but we haz agreed: teh Wirld’s Most Nawt-Northerlee Cheezmeet will go on as skedyooled, on Noo Yeerz Eve!
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ai did getz ur nummerz an ai thotted ai reeplyed wiv a fankyoo.
oh, an ai founded owt mai DH haz bin tellin peepz that we iz meetin up wiv a onlyne “knitting” fren. hee sez ICHC iz too hard to esplayn!
Oh yeah – ai jist tellz peepil taht ai has teh frenz from Merika cuming to stay nd taht ai meeted tehm on teh intertoobs. Ai not go into detayle cos “oh ai meeted tehm on a siet wehre we lookz at pikturs of kittehs nd tehn tork to eatch offer in lolspeak” iz littil to complikated, aifinkso.
Ai rayse a glars to snoe melties!
nawt-sekkund rool uv ICHC:
DO NAWT TAWK abowt ICHC.
suddenly a shot rang out, and pirates appeared on the horizon…
2. Deh Pi ratz b cuzzinz uv deh Conga ratz, but wif differnt cos toomz. Deh Pi ratz run rownd in sir cullz showting 2 pi Aaarrrrrrrrr. Den, dehy ……..
*tiny tendrilz offurz da cween elebentee burgerz!*
*lukz kaw shusslee at deh sower pea.
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*inchez forwerd bery, bery slowly…. lukz fur trapdoor…..
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* kreepz kloser tu deh sour pea.
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*snatchez burgerz and runz like h e dubblol toofpikz
Lolcat aktivlee tries to start a dark & stormee thred.
* shudder * taht kitteh is teh creepeh!
Like da naybor kid dat spends da nite an den try tu skares yu awl nite wif da flashlite an da ghosty storees!
yah, da kitteh luks like it skeer’d himsefs…
I think he lukkingz like he haz seen deh
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*dun-de-dun-dun DUUUUN*
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ten drillz uv doom…….
*tendrils, still decormated like a Christmus Twee, lob Missile Toez at the Cween. gentlee, 0 course….*
Cween lobz missle toez bak at deh ten drillz o’doom… mebbe not kwite sew gently….
*ducks n covers*
*the ducks fly off kwacking at da cween*
*teh covers are nice & shnugglee redolent 0 sweetpeas in da shpring mix’d wif Chrwistmas twee*
Missile toes zoom over SP’s head and hit….
*walkings into teh ruum*
*BONK*
OWSCH! Hoos froweeng missle toez!
*eyes sweetpea suspishuslee*
*lukking in a scent*
*strollz non sha lant lee tu deh negst fred.
*taepz “KissMii” sine to back 0 cweenmj’s royale train*
teeehhee on da caboose?
A gruup of kittehs finkedso it wud be fun tew bizit teh old howse on teh hill..
Dey waz sooooo rong!
Otay, lettuce du eet proplee!
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1. Twas a dark adn stormee nite, a nite nawt unliek tihs nite inna town nawt far frum heer. Teh nite watchman wus doing his rownds wen awl ob a sudden hii herd…
2. …a muffled, barely oddibul “weeeeek weeeek weeeeek.” Himz wandurd arownd, tryin to find teh source uv dis noiz. He lukked …
3.He lukked and lukked and den he sawz IT! A bery smawl ginnee piggee and a maus. Huddling togevver, mayking smawl noyses. Dey dint sees him and den dey lukked up and….
4. Dey sed “OMFWRGBBQ!!!”
I try dat agin…… mai editor on Xmas brake.
4. Dey sed “OMGWTFBBQ???”
*shibberz*
*kwietlee* ai skared nao….
Nawt hope wiskerz gets singed!
Soam ai DK! Soam ai! *shibberz* Luks caerfully awl arownd……..
Ai haz jus a few howers left dan 2 weeks left. *shaykes and shibbers*
Oh hai, KCT!!! take it frum sumwun hoo haz had over a duzin (mostly orthopedic) surgereez….. It’z not so bad az u imagining it tu b. …..
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Just remember tu dewing awl deh exer sizez deh therapists telling u tew…. eben if it hurtz….. just doing dem bery bery slooooleee adn keerfulle if it hurtingz ….. if u duzn’t dewing deh exer sizez, it won’t heeling rite adn dere b no point in habbing deh surgereez…..
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Dhere wuz wun gal habbing therapy same time az mii, adn she awlwayz whining…… az if deh rest uv us wuzn’t hurting tuu…. adn not doing her exersizez at home….. adn she wuz still having tu have deh therapyz wen i wuz dun, cuz she wuzn’t dewing hur exer sizez at home….. prolly tuk her much longer tu rekuvering cuz she wuz so stuupy …..
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take ur pain pillz, tu. Datz wut dey b 4.
Fankies cweenmj. Ai’ll emayo u soon. Dey locking up da offiss nao. Doan wanna spend teh nite!
Schmoooz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iz a hitchcock lol
**pokes hed in**
Izzit safe tew come in? It shur iz teh cowld owt dere!
K’mon in.
*Frowz nuzzer log on fiyr
*Pokez fyre and watchez sparkz fly up deh chimblee.
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*Pourz rhsb a chokklit martoonee tu warming hur insidez.
Heer ya go deer.
Sitting down in deh comfy chair heer bai deh fyre.
*Tuks rhsb in flooffee Cheezpeepz Map blankee.
Oh, fankk cween!
**snugglols in2 blankee**
Diz is teh nyse.
Ooh kin i joinz u by teh fyre? iz bery kold owt tudai!
SMACKY! U just West of me! I’m neer Frankfort.
**waves**
**skoots chayre over seo Smacky kin enjoy fyre**
*Handz smacky a chokklit martoonee
Cheez.
*putz popcorm on deh popper adn holdingz it over deh fyre.
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POP!! * Pop! *
* ,** Poppity pop pop ** ₡ ҆ʘ ӿ ° ӟ ǂPOP!! * Pop! * ∞ ȣ ͋ ɚ
ȹ ꜗ☼ ⱷ ₡ ҆ʘ ӿ ̣ ҉̃ͅ ** Poppity pop pop **ǂ **
∞ ҆ʘ₡ ҆ʘ ӿ ӟ ǂ ∞ ӿ ̣ ҉̃ͅ ȣ ͋ ɚ ° ₡ ҆ʘ ӿ
ӟ ǂ ** Poppity pop pop ** ₡○ ҆ʘ ӿ ∞ ȣ ͋ ɚ
ȹ ⱷ ̣ ҉̃ͅ ǂ **° ӟ ӿ ° ӟ ₡ ҆ʘ ӿ
ǂ ∞ ȣ ͋ ɚ ** Poppity pop pop **
ȹ ⱷ POP!! * Pop! *₡ ҆ʘ ӿ ̣ ҉̃ͅ ӟ ǂ ∞ ꜗ☼
☼ ₒ ○○ ◦ ӿ ° ӟ ǂ **₡ ҆ʘ ӿ
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Halp ursefz!!!
I hazza liddlol sad tonite.
I fownded owt teh goggies aren’t comin foar Krissmiss.
Teh brudder, stoopy SIL an neffew will be heer 2morro.
WHy I keeps beeing redireektid tu teh yellowpages and raquetball search!? Iz diz heppening tu innywun elze?
Iz a trojan horse…… Nightshayde sed
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/19/funny-pictures-hates-those-shoes/#comment-536449
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I just had Symantec Anti-Virus flag something trying to download itself from here — “EDG9YTIZ/FRAME[1].htm” was the code. Again, the problem was of the “Bloodhound.Exploit.219″
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/19/funny-pictures-hates-those-shoes/#comment-536565
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I know I heard on the news earlier in the week that there’s a major security flaw with Internet Explorer, and that bad people are basically infecting websites without the websites knowing — and that the virus will direct people to erroneous pages & that there’s some way they’re getting user names & passwords for online gaming sites (then selling accounts — a whole ‘nother rant for a whole ‘nother board)… and that it’s expected that some people will start to steal user names & passwords for more important things like bank accounts & other stuff handy in identity-theft.
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Microsoft is furiously working on a patch for the gaping security hole, but the best way to avoid the problem until Microsoft can fix it is to change browsers. Firefox and some others (whose names I’m not remembering right now) are recommended.
I hez firefox an Iz awn a mac. I hez a kormfyoozd!
Mii tu….. i thot it wuz just attaking deh Internet Ezploder…… Duz u haz web sekurity sofwarez??? mebbee u needz tu making sure it b up- tu-date ….
Iz haz fyrefox adn itz still makez teh adz comes up. do not unnerstan.
Cliché Cat
is clichéd
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P.S. AWESUM FOTO
Okay…
What film is that from?
The Grinch?
i beez so cited, mai furs’ lol dat beez on hompaje! ^^ ai onlee jus’ noaw notisd.
and iz a good wun, too. congrashumalshuns!!
tank yu! ^^ ai haz a hapee.
*Clappee clappee floofee pawz* Yaaaa!!
…..LARGE MARGE……
…and she looked like dis!
… and basement cat popped out and sed oogah boogah booga!!!
Pee Wee Herman movie FTW!!!