first u says play sumwher els now u says get outta da bowl
anywayz, i wuz tryin 2 halp u.
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mayke up ur mind!
GMTA Tessm, werd fer werd!
O, an congrats fer teh solo nawt sekund!
*curtsees*
fankyoo anni!
Oooh, Tessm! You are kwikity kwik! Concatchewlashuns awn teh nawt sekkund!
Heer comes teh liddle congarats dressed in wooly sweaters an wif teeny tiny crampons awn der feeties sew dey doan bees slippin an sliddin awn teh sno an ice!
An fir yew, Teesm, Hawt Choklit?
speshul kind pls, wiv chambord an baylees!
Ohai {{{{ awl ub yuz}}}}}} Mary krismes nd happeetayl nyew yeer. haz a wunnurful tiemz.
maek up ur myned
GMTA! must be mai xmas pressint to finallee beet annipuss!
cheers!
«insurt smart reemark frum GP abowt wimmins heer»
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*luuks arownd askanse, just in cayse hee iz lurking*
Ohai tessm
Kin ai haz ebberwun’s tenshun pls.
As yew may noes, tessm and DH iz goink on teh big silber burd to cum to nooziland for teh Werlds Most Nawt-Norferly Cheezmeet in Dunedin, Nooziland on Teh New Yere’s Eeve. BUT tehre is teh snoes at teh airportz, so kin yew orl pls sing teh followink, to teh toon of Leafing on a Jit Playne:
Oh tehyre bags iz paked, dey’s ready to goes
But tehy can’t go if tehre be snoes
Tehy rilly rilly wants to say goodbyes
Plz snoes top fawlink and let tehm aboard
And fly away from Merika’s shore
Tehy rilly rilly wants to say goodbyes
So Ceiling Cat plz be kind
Halp out tehse freenz of mine
Plz to clear teh ayrportz of the snoes
So tehy can be leafing on a jit plaen
Tehy promis taht tehy cum bak agen
O Ceiling Cat plz maek it so.
Kthxbai
Tehre will be fotos taekn and wun of us will post tehm sumhow. Iffin yew orl are veddy lukee, tehre may eben be foto of Hurr Imperyal Hi-ness Buddy Cween of teh Werld. But don’t hold yore bref or nuffink cos seh rilly timit.
oh, kimkiwi! whut a lurvelee song! *sniffle* ai iz teh tuched, ai lurves it!
iz hard to doo wiv kittehs onna bed, u noes.
ai hasta admit tho, ai iz still pakkin
BUT BUT BUT teh snows iz meltin a liddul bit!
Jist does wot frend of mien duz – paks as taxi is arribing and tehn jist froes heeps of stuf into bag. He gits sum niec surpizes! Liek a moddil of Funderbyrd 1, fur egg sampil.
OK, must go snorgle kittehs onna bed an then ai will pak. no rilly, ai meenz it.
Ai juss wont som luv!
(an sum fud)
and sum snorgles!
An a warm plaes 2 sleap
kitty soup!
Du nawt furgit da nudulz.
I kanna win so i hafta wyne!
First??!
Aw, gee, I gnu it were tew gud tew bee trew!
We haz a custom heer uv nawt claymin dat. It iz `barrassin iffn u miss! We prefurr to trie 2 sai sumfing `bowt teh pikchoor. Iffn u manaj 2 get in b4 enniwun els, u will be conrattid fur bein nawt sekund oar furvest frum last. We fink dat sowndz moar purrlite tahn teh “f” werd! Dat sed, we walkum u az a nyoo fren in dis happi plaes.
K, thankew kindly fur teh edjumacashikun. And Mewy Christmouse!
Welkum, welkum, welkum, anna Purry Catsmouse!
welkum! iz no talkz much but hello to you!
Yu wuz klose, tho!
Welkum!
Awww. Schmooz fur dhe pritty baby!!!
dat bitsy liddel chinnikins. Himz iz bery schmoozable!
Mai thotz xacklii. SNORGUHL ORGUHL ORGUHL!!! that kittoon.
Ahem-S…P….LO….rT
Terrible Tabby Cyuteness
WANtwantwantwantwant (sits in corner rocking and mumbling with braynes on de floor).
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up KimW’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep awl cubbered wiv sparkly starz*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Mary Kris Maus and Happee Noo Yeer tew awl mai cheezfrens and ICHC and cheezburgers! *luks owta windo* OMG! OMG! It’s icing owtsied! Dere’s ice! *runs arown*
Ai subscribes to teh following:
When in danger,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAhhhhhhHHHHHhhh!!!!!!!1!
Ai likez taht filoss…pillos…wai ob thinkin.
Fankies, annipuss and smacky! Dey eggspecks snow tew awn toppa teh ice. Ai lieks teh wai ov thinkin tew and ai must confess, ai am a bery deevowt coward and ai pracktis it religiiously! KC (kansas citteh) is gonna get a liddlol ugly awna teh dribe tiem hoem. Prays fer awl ub us hoo gawta dribe in it…..
Hallo KCT! I hez sum frenz in KC! Ai hoep u awl is saeflee getting hoem tunite!
itz suppozd tu git bad heer in looavul, ky 2.
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Ahm shure awl teh grossree stoars are owt ob bred an milk an egz by nao.
inna snowstorm sitchuwashun, part ob teh running in sirkles, skreeming and showting seems tu imbolb maeking frenchtoas, tu.
Ai hab eberfing but milk but ai hates milk. Candles, bred, gushi fuds, dri fuds, and uvver gud fings, ai hev. Fankies fer ur gud wishes to getz hoem. Maeks meh feel beddur to run in sirkles, screem and showting. O yesh, aifinkso. Wii doan liek to share dis kind uv wether tho but it is hedded eest. Watch OWT East of Kansas Citteh!
Donut fergetz da batyries (batteries).
An iffn dat falez, PANICK!
RUN, RUN, RUNS, RUNS! HIED, HIED, HIED, HIEDS! *whispurrs to annipuss* Ai finks ai does a grayte PANICK! Aifinkso!
omg whut a cute bebbeh kitteh
whut big eyez and earzes she has
:SPLORT
*Pikz up two_kittehz adn hawlingz her off tu deh Hed Splort Rekubbery Ward.
Wut?? u wanted ur braynz brotted heer tu?? Well, ok.
cleen-up, aile tree.
O noes!
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Wares teh CCC!
*skweekaskweekaskweekaskweeka*
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ok
*skoop skoop skoop*
*stuff stuff stuff*
*pat pat pat*
*tapey tapey tapey*
CHRG(wdoi) *snap*
Oooh sorry, wuz taht tu hard?
.
Heers a floofy bankey wif bebeh kittehs awn it and some raindear chonklits wif a niec cup ob hawt tea.
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You rest 2K and feelz awl beddur suun!
o fanks cween, anni and smacky fur deh reskoo
dis bebbeh is dangerus so cute
deh blankies is berry snuggly
I needs free becoz it ar cold here.
:sips deh tea and eats deh chokolits
Oh dear…oh dear… what do i do?? Okay, pick up de brayneses, washes dem in sparkly waters– or is it spring waters– Yikes! picks up de boneses and puts dem back togedders–Am I doin’ dis rite? Oh, somebody help teh two kittehs!!! I nevver did dis befores!! Where’s the CHRG w/doi?
welldone mrs_z! so nice of you to help out 2_kittehs!
Tank God & Ceiling Cat dey waz purrfessionals near!!
wuts a kitteh to do?
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up 2K’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuraytid wiv Krissmuss baublolz*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
U can neber makes up yer mind!
Is okay kitteh, u can come snoogle wif me.
Cyoot kitteh can snorgle wif KCT. Schmooooo and purrs and hedbonks!
SQUEEEEEE! *scoops up kitteh kitten and absconds wit kyootness to repeetedleez snorgles* *gives bak bowl laterz*
Wate! Wen u sez u iz habbin me fer dinners, Ah fot Ah wuz a gest nawt da mane corse! O.o
Kitteh noo she woz in hot watters… but dint know it was for soop!!
Iz bein’ a good boy.
Kitteh ina bole. Iz a klassik.
Kittehloaf dessurt naut makin no trubble!
Your bowl, it are comfy..zzzZzzzZZzz
Oh, oh, a bowl full ov teh kutnesssss, oh deer, oh mai, ohhhhhh
SPLORT
MAMA CAT! CCC goes weeeoooowweeeeeooooo!
*gets scoop and scoopee, scoopee da braynes*
*gets braynes bak into teh hed* *gets duky taype in lavendar after putting CHRG (w/doi) awnna hed*
*grabs pretty cheezmap floofee blankee and tuks Mama Cat in*
*Gibs her hawt choklit and sum sherry wif choklit possums*
Ar u comfee, Mama Cat? *fusses ober Mama Cat* Heer hev sum cukies!
Oh, tank u KCT, i haz a surprized wen i saw teh pichur, did nawt spekt such kyootness! tank u fur teh cukies, i lieks teh cukies much.
how iz u feeling? i tink ob u lots teh last few dais, gettin clozer tu january!
Mama Cat tucks cheezmap floofee blankee in titer and nibbels on choklit possums…
O Hai Mama Cat! Ai fink uv u tew. Ben meening tew send an emayo tew u but fings ar bizzy but awlso mai car haz had teh pleh. 4 tiems at teh mechanic. 4 tiems! Yah, January is less dan 2 weeks. *hands Mama Cat moar cukies* Dese were mai Daddy’s speshulty, pfeffernuesse or pepper nuts. He maed dem and Scot Shortbread, sugar cookies, bourbon balls, and awl uvver kinds uv cukies and he cud maek bred tew! *Sighs* He maed teh bestest bred. *Hands moar cukies tew Mama Cat*
we haz teh snowz here. sum melted, sew we ony hav bot 14 inches on grund rite naow, but spekt 6 moer bie tu marrow. den we haz niec kwiss muss dai, den on fried dai we haz du icee comen, nawt sekond deh rain, den teh icee, den teh moer snow.
DO NAWT WANT!!!!!
Kittehs iz otay, but i haz hard tiem gitten tu barn tu feed dem!
tay, i muss go shubel teh snowness. i be bak soon, itinkso! kthxbai.
Schmooz tu yoooz MamaCat!! Speshul huggz fur dhe barn kittehz.
{{{{{{{kittehz}}}}}}}} {{{{{MamaDat}}}}}
LOL!
BTW…
Merry Christmas!
OMCC…..is….sew….kyooot……
*SPLORT!!!*
*looks around at colorful brains* OH noes DK how long has you been lying here?
*scoopy brains into head and organize by color*
*Christmasy ducky tape around and around teh head*
*mistletoe CHRG on top of DK’s head and warm cheezpeep blanket to snuggle*
*finishes making hot chocolate and hands over to DK*
Iz you okay?
lukz up att hed*
uh oh…ai has misseltoez awn mai hed??
I’m afraid so. And you can’t take it off because it is connected wif teh ducky tape! good luck getting through your day. =P
uh, ohes, DK…Ai comming tu halp yu wif teh splortage! Hangown….
**puff, puff** turtlol hoo smokes tu manny sigerettes is awl owta breff….getz duspan and bwoom….sweepie, sweepie, shufflez sum braynes frum obber dere tu obber heer, skoops dem intu DK’s craniyum cabbity, ZIPZ wif teh dukky tayp, heer, DK, Ai has a nize Yule-themed CHRG fur yu (snap) and a cupla chokklit possums drest lyke raindeers. Iz yu gunna mayk it? Are yu ok naow? Hope sew….. turtlol shufflez awf tu lite annudder Camel menthol…(whew) dis brayn-salvage iz sum hard werk!
Happeetail Crissmus ebberywun!
ohai turtlol! did not see dat you helped out DK already. You did a great job!
*luks at pikshur agin* Omg. So mush cyootness!
*SPLORT*
KCTailkinker! Not you twooo!!
*scoopy up brains into head and organize*
*Christmasy ducky tape around and around teh head*
*reindeer CHRG on top of KCT’s head and warm cheezpeep blanket to snuggle*
*hands over chocolate martoonie and udder chocolate fings*
Now you just rest over here K? and don’t look at teh picture again! *stern look*
Yesh zaffy21. Fankies for teh choklit martooni and uvvr choklit fings. *noms choklit fings and drinks choklit martoonie* *snorgles unner floofee cheezmap blankee* *yawns* Fankies, zaffy21…..oooo, ai finks ai tired nao. Yep.
bowl bowl iz in a bowl
LOL!!! cute
id lyk teh kitteh enyday
teh pound uv flesh haz bin magikali transformd into a lolkat
Awww… that cat just breaks my heart!