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at least u dont haz dem singin crismus carolz 2 u.
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[singing kitteh contimews] wif ♫ eveeeeeeeerrreeeeeeeeeeeeee Kristmas Maus i biiiiiiiiitez…
May yur dayz bee merree an BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
[kitteh sings in harm moaniees wif da bign crozbee ]
**tryz tew cuber eers diskreetl, dahscreely, um, nawt noticed by eneewun.**
dere parrothead, yur eers are nawt noticed by eneewun eneewais. dey is cubbered wif fedders!
I think teh werd u wantz is:
ummmmmm…
*opens dikshunary*
“discreetly”
…may yr daaaaaaaaaaaaaze be mais oui aaaaaaand briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite…
♫and may MROOOOOOOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeee!
*skruffulfsrkrulssstickstkc stikc*
MRMRMMRPHHHHHHHHWHHD F F
OH LUK!!! UP IN DE SKYEZ! AWL THOSE . . .unidentifyabule fllying thingys . . .
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There ar HUNDREZ ov tehm – awl fleeing teh urth! Waht can haz happened?????
yesh, indeedy. i has halp’d save teh erf frum alien invaderz yet agin!! ’twas close win da ductape muffledinged my “singinkg” but we aer saef. for now…
nao, all we can has to be wrurreed about is:
Aliens getting earplugs
Being driven cwazy by
Christmas Carols and the
Dreidle song.
Entrope.
Frankinsence getting misspelt.
G…
Gettin gifts dat
Haz to bee returned
Impawsibly hevvy hollidaze twaffic
Joyfull qwires ub angels singin off-key
K…
Klipping deh ten drillz uv doom
Lopping deh ten drillz uv doom
Mangling deh ten drillz uv doom
Nomming deh ten drillz uv doom
Opunning a can uv wupass on deh ten drillz uv doom
Pruning deh ten drillz uv doom
Quarantining deh ten drillz uv doom
Rampaging akrozt deh ten drillz uv doom
Steemroilling deh ten drillz uv doom
Trimming deh ten drillz uv doom
Uvverwize destroying deh ten drillz uv doom
Vorashushlee attakking deh ten drillz uv doom
Wiping owt deh ten drillz uv doom
Xterminating deh deh ten drillz uv doom
Yanking owt deh ten drillz uv doom bai deh nasty rootz
Zapping deh ten drillz uv doom
Itz Krissmisstiem — can’t we awl jus gettalawng? Ai haz a sad fur teh ten drillz.
aifinkso dems likes der lil fyooood……….
ohai NS, hows by yew??
GASP! frum the odd eee antz. SOB! frm one lil grill niknamed
sweepea.
storyteller luks up*
*passes kleeenx box round, & den contimews story*
“after dah Hanomkah massacre, teh hrmmphing cween decided to goes to her mealsonwheeeeeelz domicile
WOT?? she Acksklaim’d as she notiss’d da doornob and all hubcapwheelcubberz be now in da shape 0 sweet peace. She blinkeded, adn they terned back into dere ushual dull, normal shapez/
Hrmphh. hrumph. hrumph teh cween contimewed.
She tried to logon to ICHC, but insted of cyuuuuuute kittehz, a Nominous site met her eyez… sort of ghostiee like…
HRMPHHHHHH!!!! cween shakes fist at WP. I haz bin redirected to sum stoopy site adn no wun seize my comets…
HAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
to be contimewed???
@@@@@@@@@@@@!!
Anna BAH HUMBUG too!!
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Soundz verree much laik teh reel beginning ov A KRISSMUST CARLOL!!
.
This cud bee reelee funnee!! LOL!!
.
should i contimew pore sweet peace story? or let lying tendrils sleep erm sleeping tendrills lie?
Sewwpea? U still there? Rite sum moar, I roflpimp!!!!!
Mai talent (laytent…) lysdexia, let me show u it… “Sewwpea” ment tew be S w e e pea
Deh sleeping ten drillz lie snoozing in deh
swamp. Teh primordial ooze oozez awl over
deh ten drillz, cubbering dem in muck adn
grime. Slowly, ever so slowly, deh sour pea
sinkz intu deh swamp, nebber tu b seen
agin. Teh Edn. Fur ebber adn ebber.
ZF!
I has never seen u here this layte!
Is u having a gud krissmuss so far?
*wisspurrz* I is eetin supper in front ov teh compyooter. Sposed tew be rappin prezzintz………Mr ZF owt shoppin, nawty boy!
How bowt u?
Ohai, ZF!!!!
I has missded u!
Cweenie, u hazzing sum anger issshyooz, eh? Why com u ritez such grinchy stuffz awn krissmauss eve eve? Poor Sweepea, awl inna muck!
Um… *turns a littul red*
I iz just dekoramrating teh tree tonites.
I gotted a littul behind this year.
*wonders whose…XXXcensoredXXX*
sry!
ahem. I has finished teh shopping tho!
Just has to rap prezents, finish teh tree and bake cookiez!
Rhsb!!!!! BONK! *tayletwine* I saw u a few dayz ago, unner teh bed aggin. I missded u tu! Nao, I haz tew reely go rapping teh prezzunts….*sigh*
Oh Leeza, I haz awl teh cookies baykeded, nanny nanny boo boo!
Ai nawt bake cookies. Ai maeks teh kuchen adn teh lefse instead.
*has a jellus*
I has teh shugar cookies done.
I only has teh shortbred ones to do, I has the doh maded alreddy, and I duz a baked toffee. Not sew much left!
Hope u can come to teh Bocksing Day partee??
This Friday, at teh 12 pm EST lol!!!
In deh swamp, a bublol rizez frew deh muck.
Wen it reechez deh sir face, it popz wif a
sloppy BLURP! ☼
.
It iz deh gaseuz remainz uv deh
dee kum pozing sour pea.
ew ew ew!
Iz u having a Shrek krissmuss mj??
WRRat– ooooh, yum! I trayde u sum ov mai honey-anise cookies foar sum kuchen, k?
An Leeza, I merember teh dayte an hoap I can come! I givving Mr ZF a gas fyreplayce that works (it didn’t befoar) an he tayking Bawcksing Day orf, sew we may be hazzing teh warm cozy fyreplayce lunch….
nao reelee I haz te GO!!
*storyteller comes back after tea time which consited of Peruvian Panetón(
and chokolatay calientay*
The odd eye antz haz chnj’d sum wot, but teh storyteller contimews…
The hrumphing cween stared into the screen az a blinkblinkblink error meesage came on the ‘puter screen, with the visage of , could it be?? a Donkey wif a big toofy grin.
“let me guess,” said the cween, “you want waffuls? ora parfay, or you will bork my computer?”
“Oh, that’s funny. You know you’re the funny cween. Yur so funny, oh i digress. I has sumfing moar important for you” rambul’d teh donkey.
“I yam hear” teh donkey continewed to show you Kristmus passed….
oops, throw in some ” ” marks…
There iz still sum odd eye antz heer – hanging awn yur ebree werd.
*throwz in sum ” “*
frows in sum *(&*)&(&^%^%$*^%$
The cween squinted at the screen. This was odd.
She did not recall hearing of any trojandonkey viruses with interactive interface.
…she skwinted again, which maed her hedake wurse and raised teh harumphing factor to a noo lebel heretofore only reach’d in hur formur dayz werkin in the Redtape divishun of a Gubmint byu rock racy.
*cue lowd h’rumpting factor*
[hay,
you up in da peanut gallereez, enuf wif da randum &(*&, luks like you be cussing adn dish be a famblee sho. sofar]
*grabz deh ” & ^ % $” z adn trow dem intu
*deh swamp wair deh sour peaz b resting
* in pieces.
.
Hhhmmm…. thot I herd sumfing…. must just be deh wind.
*jamama grabs a handful ob peeenuts an sits back wayting fur nex ‘stallmints*
Just a kwik kwestyun jamamamam…….
…… iz stall mintz like horse applolz????
aifinkso is breff mintz fur horses or or or
donques!!!!!
*storyteller gives a “look” over the top of her glasses*
ahem. shall i contimew?
*looks askance*
Deh wind b pikking up agin, Ifinkso.
*shhhhhhh cweenie, we is gettin “dat” luk*
*peanut gallery luks appropriately chastiz’d adn settles down to a dull roar of cruch & munch sowndz*
Story tellar resumes with a pointed “sniff”
The cween, still skwinting at teh donkey, is suddlolnly pulled into da computer by da Donkey, who was still talkingtalkingtalking, and i must say, not halping releeve da cween’s heddake, noope, notatall.
*munch, munch*
wut to do, wut to do
*munch, munch*
I haz sum fresh popkormz, jamamamamama.
Wud u like sum? goez berry well wif deh
choklit martooneez.
*passez jamamamama popkorm adn a
*martoonee.
.
Shur iz windy owt tunite.
otay, aifinkso popkorms goes wif peeenutz………fanks
how bout a parfayyy martoonie?? hmmmmmm
*sitz down next to jamamkitty*
*taeks sum sweet pea nuts*
this iz reelee gud, ian’t it? Waht do yoo spose will happen?
*munch munch munch*
“you know, cween, you seem very uptight.
you need to loosn’ up. are your clothes too tight?
you seem to skwinnk alot, do you need new glasses? Maybe Lasix?
. have you ever …”
teh cween HARRUMFS loudly in Donkey’s general direkshuns.
parfait martoonie?? there iz suh a thing??
*ohai j-pak……….. cud be inerstin…….
here haz a parfayyyy martoonie*
munch munch mnuch
*wuchu been upto?*
Parfait Martini
Ingredients:
- 2 martini bianco (dry)
- 1 parfait amour
- 1/2 lemon
- 1 lemon slice
- 4 ice cubes
Directions:
Add the Martini, Parfait amour and ice cubes into a shaker. Cut a lemon in half and squeeze the lemon really hard in the palm of your hand so that the juice pours into the shaker with the rest of the ingredients.
*googloled jus in case…………. who knew???*
*samplolz deh parfait martoonee*
.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
.
Duz u guize heer sumfing in deh wind?
Sowndz like it b kumming frum deh swamp.
wen ai drinx mai heering gets rilly bad, ai caint hear a fing!
*wudjusay?*
http://www.jr.co.il/humor/chanuk04.txt
Wen i drinz, i getz an eggstry joynt btween mai neez adn mai anklolz…. makez it hard tu walking.
*aint tuchin dat, nuh uh……*
Supt sez time fur bed…. so g’nite, jamama
adn g’nite tu awl deh lurkerz owt dere, tu.
{{{{{{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}}}}}}}}
N E buddee heer? Mai ai joyns yewawl?
nite sweetie……….. tewmorrow is CRISSMESS EVE!! schmoo to teh supt!!
Nyt cween. Sleeps well
ohai
BDM
ai’m jus sittin here bein a peeenut gall’ry an hecklin teh storeyteller…. ai fink we musta runned her off..*chicken*…..
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wuts up wif yo fine self??
Schmooz tu yooz, JK adn BDM!!
oh BDM ai wuz goofin around tawkin bout havin a parfait martoonie, den ai googloled it and der rilly iz such a fing!!! recipe up fred aways….
Gud nite cweenmj, BDM an jamamakitty!
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an thankz, jamamakitty, fur teh parfait martoonie re sippy. ‘ai’ll trai it – ai hope after kriss Maus!
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*rings hans* Ai’m NEBBER going to get it awl dun!! Ai must cleen the haus, maek the meet bawls, rap teh prezints, feed teh kitthes, cleen the litter boxes, mae moar partee mix. . .not eben if ai don’t sleep at AWL!!
.
am ai still hazn’t dun ene Kriss Maud Kards. But. . .teh Kriss Maus sea sun goes until 6 January – so – ai can haz enuf tiam!
Mai noo nayme! JanetCanHazEnufTaim!
it will awl be fine, j-pak, plz nawt tew stress!! relax an injoy…. keepitfun!!!
Thanks!! {{{{{jamamakitty}}}}} Ai will fur shur keepitfun!
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Purrrfekshu – ai awlwaiz wants it – but ai dont think ai wud know wath it wuz if it bonked me awn teh hed!!
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If ai were werking, insted ov sitting heer chatting – ai CUD hav maed a t leest a DENT! But ai wud much raterh bee here!
But ai am going to bed fur a wile nao too – teh sleepies hav suddenlee taken hold ov mai aei lidz! Can no lawnger keep them oooooopeeeeennnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
.
Gud nite
well be careful an wachwairyergoing!!! schmoooo to you!!!
*Suddinlee the lites go owt!! teh storeeteller loozez egglegtrisities*
*and teh last installmint, ratzenfratzen stoopy wevver*
*Storyteller regainz composhure and rezooomz*
The scene befoar teh cween’s eyes dissovles and swirls, making her roayale hiness moar den a lil kweezy. She was regretting that dubble porshun 0 gwakamoleez adn da rocoto soss she had putted on her huevos ranchero. She was begining to reason with herself that this was all a case of indigestion, and would go away soon enuf.
Azzif reading her mind, the wise Donkey gently said,
“Cween, i am not a fig newton of yr imagination which haz
been improperlee die jested. I have been sent here to show you your past…The cween, somwot startled by the Donkey’s intuitive grasp o da scituateshun. peered into a room toward which she had been gentlee steer’d by teh Donkey. Innit appeared a small, delicate princess wif rings from obvious lack of sleep who was being shown a Ginormuss pile of mattresses…
“Rings? wot kinda rings? “one lil peanut muncher queried.
*Storyteller realized she lefted out a werd or two.*
“Rings under her eyes, from lack uv sleep, like we will awl have if we duzn’t go to sleep soon. Should we continue this an otter time?” the
Storyteller ask’d.
an who wuz der?? wuzzit… wuzzit…. Leeza-B???
storeeeteller, yew shud prolly go tew bed be4 ai sez sumfin dat gets me in trubble!!!
oh sp, ai had tew lol cuz ai sez fig newton ob ‘magination awl de time…. sigh… is nuffin ebber originil??
Sowree… had stoopy connection problems. Ai are back nao. Ai beh otay, but has a little sad ai problee nawt see mah boifren til nex week week week. He spending tyms wif him famblee, as him shuds fur lolmas, butt ai nawt likelee gonna sees him sins wii nawt put hour relajunship in dere fasis.
psssssssst, no. hint:
dis lil Princess in teh Donkey’s vishun fr cween
luks verrrrrrrrrry muchly like HerRoyale Hinezz, but maybe long long ago adn far, far away…think Christmas past…
haz a gud sleep, ten drills ub doom
oh sweepea…… (or sweet pee as teh cween so lurvingleee cawls yew) ai iz tew tired tew figger out innyfing rite now.
did ai tell yew mai treetment dint werk? sigh…… ai haz hadda sad, but nuffin ai can do!!
*shmoos tew Janet*
:O Yew beh da otay, jamamamama?
BDM, himz famlee wudden like yew??
Um… jk…. wut am I doin in teh cween’s pasta?????
I is hedded to bed too…. itz alreddy t’marinara!
Mais Ouis Krissmuss Eve to teh Chopp’d Livah Grrls!
yesh Lee, ai iz otay……jus berry disappointed dat teh HEP C is nawt gone!! wuz 48 weeks treetment….ended in June…jus had 6 month check an it’s bak!
wahhhhhhhhhh
nite Leeeza!!!
Ai beh 23 yrs yunger… his owldest sun beh owlder dan ai am.
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It nawt feel like him “owlder” dan meh… we are partners and freinds and lubers… butt ai nawt want to make hims lyf harder, and if da fammblee new bouwt me, it wud beh da harder.
hmmmmmmmm yesh ai can see dat mite compli-cat fings a liddel!
Ai berry sorree about da hep C, dat da treet ments nawt wurk da way yew wants.
fanks honey……… wuz 50/50 chanc……..der lots ob us it duzzntwerkon!
Is nawt like ai beh da 18 yr owld and he beh da 42. Ai be 41 and he beh 64, an at dis staj, da difference nawt sew much… but his famblee still wud hab issuoo wif it, aifinkso
Nite Leeza
innyfing dat diffrent makes peeps uncumfertible fur sum reezun!
{{{{{{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}}}}}}
i wish i could halp… i can, and will pray for you my friend.
jamama, ai will mention yew in mah prayers, tew.
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Fangs, yesh, I think its too bad that his family is more interested in keeping the status quo than in having him be really happy… but I am very opinionated on that matter.
fanks SP… ai iz no werse off…(hmm is teh glass haf full??)
schmoooooo {{{{{sp}}}}}
fank que boff………. ai rilly lurves mai cheezfrens!! dems teh bestist in teh whirld!!
but ai fink ai will sign off fur teh nite an see yew awl in teh mornin
*big schmoooooooooooos*
Enneewhoo, ai donot mean tew makes peeps nawt haz the funs. Is part of the packaje that ai signed awn for when wii made the choyse tew beh partners…
shmooos, jamama an sweet pea… prolly shud goes tew bed tew. Ebereefings seems bedder after gud nyt sleeps.
see yew tewmorrowz !!!
yesh, hazza gud rest, BDM. i hope tomorrow will be brighter.
hopes you contimews to has happyness wif yr boyfrend.
Fangs. Ai hopes sew, tew.
kitteh singin orf keyyyyyyyyy
lolly gaggin
mamakitty biting yew!
n..
nommin teh crissmess cookies dat Cweenie dint eeet!!!
opening pressies
poopin in yer shoooos
q…..
quo vadis (wair teh heck yew goin?)
rudolf brown nosin rain dear
santy claws
tuna melt
umbrella
velcro
welcome matt
xtra strenf litter
yellow submarines
zebra stripes
*walks away sadly……… ai mus be inbisibul, buh bye*
**waves hafhartedleeee**
Noes! Yer nawt inbisibul, jamamakitty! Yew jus kant see cuz yer purddy Crissmiss hat iz ober yer eyes! Bery fetching, ackshoelly.
KUM BAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!
Ohai!! ai’m back… *breeves sigh ob releeef dat nawt imbisibul*
schmooo Cweenie n Teasel!!
i b wandring in adn owt…. werkin on deh nite watchmanz appearance tomorrow… he b keeping mii bizzy.
ai wuz jus bein swilly!!! but ai musht leeve fur a liddol wyle… cuz ai iz goin home frum werk. i will join teh friboliteee wen ai gets home!!
schmooooooooo agin!! see ya!! *waves happileeeee*
[kitteh singsonging thru lil whole in da ductape]
♫*janet’z undre da missile toe!janet’z undre da missile toe!
janet’z undre da missile toe!janet’z undre da missile toe!
janet’z undre da missile toe!janet’z undre da missile toe!*
*runs up tu Janet* SCHMOOOO!!!
wun Wall-E tipe “Ta Daa” 4 u, SP, 4 ur nawt-secund funnees…
ai iz at werks, so no can haz drinkees…but ai wishes u a merree CChrismaus!
Wall-E!!!
*cue musicks*
♪♫Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there!
Get out the brillantine and dime cigars….. ♪
Noes! Nawt want wite Krissmass! I haz wun prolly an aniwun hoo wants et can haz it!
*apolologies tew GP fer steeling part ob hiz name, but he nawt bees using et rite nao*
ohai teasel, heer is a lol taht expresses mai senti… sinmt… feelins abowt teh snow!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2950217
Eggsackly! Yew haz teh icky wevver, too! Mai brudder libs in Gladstone an one niecelet an nephlet libs in Rhododendron an anudder niecelet libs in Lincoln City..wif awl dis sno an ice an closeded roads, Ai wurry dat no one can come fir crissmiss!
Tanks, Tessm–Ai sended yer LOL tew udder sick-ob-sno peeps, tew!
wee hasta laff oar wee mite cries…
Sew tru!
O, an Ai haz a jellus about teh warm wooly tings yew been waring dat yew nitted yerself! I hab yer site bukmarked an iffin spring eber arribes, we can haz dat nitting cheezmeet!
oh, yesh yesh yesh!! knitting cheezmeet FTW!
Happii CatMouse and a purry Mew Year
Hii nebber lets meh sleep!
Fur mai ChRG(wdoi) cuz ai’s so kyoot!!
Whut? yu meen teh kittehs has itteh bitteh kitteh CHRG(wdoeh)?
Oh yes!! Way bak – a long taim ago – wehn teh CHRG(wdoi) wuz furst uzed, sherakittyvet maed wun a put it awn hur kitteh! An she poasted teh pickchoor an it looked SOOOOOO kyoot!
.
But. . .then tieh pikchoor disappeered. an itz bin a loawn taim since we’ve seen sherakittyvet, too.
Janet, yu is so mush teh wise!
Jis lyke teh wuns ai uzed tew nose!
Oops, dat wuz spozed tew say lyke teh wuns ai uzed ON teh nose. Stoopy fengurs.
Ai’m dreemin uv a wite Krissmuss, but iffn teh wite runz owt. Ai haz sum redd….
Teh taype comes in such pretty culurs nao! Purrhaps sum green, too, alternating strypes?
wii haz lotsa wite fawlling frum teh skyy rite naow! want sum?
no fankz….. u kin keeping it awl…..
Anom!
Oar eben teh blush!! oar teh ros-ay
Oar beer, Ai’m nawt fussy!
duck tayp is teh flamub…phlema…is teh eezeee to set on fier!
and u knos this fact how??? (not frum xperience eye hopez)
teh fait fur not sekund is owfowl..congarats to you guys and galls! ^^
Beeg caliko kitteh iz dreemin of puttin the bebbeh kitteh in teh NB’s sownd-pruf rume, aifinkso.
I knoz how the calico kitteh feelz
I once gnu a girl who tooked voice lessons
and herz thot dat she wuz beree musikal (she OK not grate)
and herz wud begin singing at the slightest provocation
without any encouragement frum anyones
U shure u nawt werk wif me, 2_k?
I do dat alot.
mebbeh I does
:smiles mysteriously
helloo evreebody! heer iz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today! i haz bringed a lubly brunch ob tasty crissmiss breds inklooding my speshulty, cranberry-pekan bred! along wif hot choklit wif all your favrite fixings (wippy kreem, peppymint stiks, etc) an yor favrite tee an koffeez. also goodie bags wif mini-snoglobes wif pengwins in tehm, shiny pencils wif pengwin-shayped eraysurs, kandees, an puffy pengwin stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a very speshul prezint for evreewun (not only teh burfday peeps – just liek all teh treets and goodie bags are for all teh party gestses, an tehr iz enuff for evreewun!): heer iz a reed-along story frum teh morning paper, to gib yoo teh leeky eyez an teh warm hart:
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/arizonaliving/articles/2008/12/23/20081223christmasstory1223.html
enjoy!!
(pee ess – sez christmas story in teh linkie, but iz reely for anywun hoo iz lubbing teh aminlols!)
*wypes a bunch ub teers*
Dat bee a sad AND a happee storee…deez hollidaze bee a tiem ub mixed emosh — emowsh — uh, feelins…
*brakes owt larj carrtun ub tisshues*
*borryz a tishoo.
*SKRONK!
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datz a gud storee. fankz fur sharing it wif us.
*sob sob sob* nao I want to vizit teh place wit teh aminals looking fur furever hoams (no say “shelter!”). *sob*
* wipes a tear *
Aaahhh!
oooo cranberrie pecan bred!
NOMMY!
O goody Iz gots in erlyish. 29th! I fink. (I’m usually 5897th!)
Nao we noes ducktapee has 2 uses!
Thankee, Burfday Fairy! Happy Urf Burfday tew ebryone.
Oh, gotta make a LOL outs dat pic I got off satellite on solstice.
I haz a graditood fur all ov U dis season!
Oh whut a sweet storee!
Ai haz leekie eyes awl ob a suddenlike. Sad an happi at teh same tiem!
Tanks fir sharing, burfday fairy!
oh criez, sobz, oops – teerz alover da plais. If ai go to da aminal shelter, ai wantz to take alla dem hoem wif me. My dream – maybe wun dai?
Bwwaahhahahaha!!!!
dis pikchure maeded me spew on mai ‘pooter skreen!
ai sew kan unnerstan teh pour kitteh on teh floor.
teh kitteh n teh bak iz maeking teh joiful noyse, but kitteh n teh front tinks itz jus noyse!!!
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
heh! lol!
dis kommit b full ov much awsumness.
WIN!1!
Ohai all cheezpeepz – Ai canz pop in fora minut fur a special ting.
Ohai cheezpeepz. Ai has speshul Katmus prezentz 4 all cheezepeepz after beggin a boon from cweenmj. Iz de sites for our forest & volcano – Mount St. Helens.
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/ (dis be the whole forest site)
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/mshnvm/ (dis be the Mount St. Helens National Volcanic Monument – mshnvm)
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/ (dis be the Katmus present – 2 volcanocams-one classic [de old one], and HD [hi-def])
Dees be speshul addz on prezentz:
w w w.columbian.com/article/20081218/NEWS02/712189945 (dis be noozpaper article bout virtual flight round da mountain)
w w w.fs.fed.us/gpnf/news/2008/20081212a-msh-virtual-flight.shtml (dis be da virtual flight itself)
Merry Katmus 2 all and 2 all a gud nite.
ooh, very cool pikshurs! fank yoo!
Mai Benumin wazsingin dis lazz nite! Ai reeelee liek hiz voice!
just liek the onez i used to KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!1!!!!!1!
I’z dreaming of stuffin’ him inna pillowcase….
No, I didn’t scroll thru all the comments, so I know I am annoying newbie, and probably am repeating what has already been said… I just wanted to say ROFLMAO at teh CAPTION, and purrgrats to the caption maker!!!!
no yoo iz not annoying newbie!! we luvs owr noo frenz an iz always gud to say teh capshun iz funny an concatulashuns to teh capshuner, no matter how many times it iz sed!
Welkum to Cheezland, catamist! Dis be a wunnermus playce filled wif rillee nifty kittehs & goggies & pinnygigs & skwirrls & dragons & parrots & bunnehs & plants & pplz & lawtz and lawts uv diffrint kreechurs. We iz awlwaiz happitayl to haz noo frendz!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
Walkum Catamist, u aern’t anoyin. Ebbrywun iz walkumaz lawng az dey plae nieslee.
Welkum, welkum, welkum, new Cheezfren Catamist!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1
An mai awl yer Catmusses be PURRR!
Mary Kris Maus and Happee Noo Yeer tew awl mai cheezfrens and ICHC and cheezburgers! *luks owta windo* OMG! OMG! It’s icing owtsied! Dere’s ice! *runs arown*
Ai subscribes to teh following:
When in danger,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAhhhhhhHHHHHhhh!!!!!!!1!
Hai! Dat iz such a cool pikture! Pleaz comment on 1 of mah lolz. kthx.
How ’bout “Christmas with the Devil”? (Spinal Tap, I think)
lol!!
omg ai luv zit! dat ids sooooooo cute.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz dremin uf Kitty Claws. Meowy Catmouse
That is SSSSOOOOOOOO funny! i mean LOL! P.S. Merry Christmas and remember Jesus is the reason for the season!
Kitteh cawolors briten teh season.
hay wuzup peepulz? iz getz pixos fer crismas! and hears wut iz wood du iff dis hapend tew me:
:heart:
Me: SHADDAP!
Dem: *still singz*
Me: *throwz a bucket fullof waterz at dem*
Them: *yowls and den shutzup*
This is SOOOO cute!
If u look at the last three leters of wut da kitten said, that is were da udder kat wil put da ducktape. i gotz gewd spreling:P
HE HE I GET IT LOL!
I dream of duct tape too…
That’s just creepy…