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Hao ‘bowt nao?
Mebbe nao?
NOW!
*pounses on nightshayde*
wud u lieks a littul pre-krissmuss partee for ur top spot?
We kin haz caroling? Ai lubz teh Krissmiss Carols!
*looks hoepful*
Sum hawt cider wud be gud azwell, aifink. Eever spiked or nawt…
yes, letz!
and SPIKED, Ifinkso!
Lessee… wut carol shud we sing furst?
*hands a steeming mug to ns and takes one for hurself*
♪ I has a blooooooo bukkit.. wiffout yooooo
oh lord, I can just hear porky pigg trying to sing that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUELu8o5KJg
Fur awl deh peepz wif deh deep, deep snoez, I singz u bowt deh Gud King ho wented owt into deh storm tu halping wun uv himz peepz.
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♫♪
Gud Kin Wen ses las lukt owt
On deh feest uv Stee ven
Wen deh snoez lay rownd abowt
Deep adn krisp adn eeee ben
Britelee shone deh moon dat nite
Tho deh frost wuz krew~ell
Wen a pore man kame in site
Gath ring winter few~ew ell
♫♪
“Hither, paige adn stand bai mii
If thow noest it, tell ing
Yonder pezz int, hoo iz hee?
Wair adn wut hiz dwell ing?”
“Sire, he livez a gud leeg hense
Under neeth deh mown tin
Rite aginst deh fore ist fense
Bai Saint Agnez fown tin”
♫♪
“Bring mii flesh adn bring mii whyne
Bring mii pine logz hither
Thow adn I will see him dine
Wen wii bare him thither”
Paige adn monarch foreth dehy went
Foreth dey went tu gezzer
Threw deh rude windz wild la ment
Adn teh bitter we~evver
♫♪
“Sire, deh nite iz darer now
Adn deh wind blowz stronger
Failz mai hart, I noe not how,
I can go no lo~onger.”
“Mark mai futstepz, mai gud paig
Tred thow in dem boldlee
Thow shalt find teh winterz rage
Freeze thy blud less ko~oldlee.”
♫♪
In hiz masterz stepz he trod
Wair deh snoe lay dinted
Heat wuz in deh bery sod
Witch deh Saynt had printed
Tehrefour, Kristyen men, b shur
Welth oar rank possessing
Ye hoo now will bless deh pore
Shall urselfz find ble~essing!
♫♪
*clappity, clappity, clappity wif floofy pawz* That wuz wundermuss, cweenmj!!
*aplawz*
That must have taken u forever to type cweenmj
We kud do …
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Angelz We Haz Herd On Ohai
Bells Will Be Ringinginging
Carol uv teh Bellz
D…
Deck teh Mausholes
Eggsaladtate Jubilate
wee Free Kings ov Orient Ar
Gawdhelpus Merry Gentlemen
H…
Hork teh Hareball Angels Sing
I Saw Mommy Scratchin Santa Claws
Jesu Joi of Mans Desirin
Krissmiss Is Comin, Geeses Is Gettin Fat
L…
LOL in the manger
Mais Wii crissmass
N…
Noel New Valet
O Christmas Twee
Partridge inna Pair Twee
Q…
Quite a list we haz heer …
Rudolf teh Red-Nozed Reindeer
Santa Claws iz Comin to Town
Teh Elebenty (+ wun) Dayz uv Krissmiss
U…
Up on deh Howsetop
Vee Vish U a Merry Kriss Miss
Winter WunderLand
X……
Xmas, I’m Dreeming of a Wite
Yule tide carols bein sung by a kwire…
Zanta Baby
We can has 12 dais of krismuss frum last week on ICHC? I no can remembmerer teh LOL it wuz on, but it wuz teh wundermous!
Fownd it! icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/13/funny-pictures-teh-halls-wiff-barfed-up-holly/#comment-52974
um, well, I was trying to think of somethin original but my creativ lisense must have expired.
anyone know how to revive it?
It luks pretty ded.
ar yu kiddin? iz still snerkin frum “bloo bukkit wifout you”!
fanks…. but tehn I hit a wall.
*sighs*
Sometimes I just canna think of anything that sownds rite.
I guess wot I shud say is, I really am having a bloo crissmuss.
And I don’t know y.
But I iz having such a big sad this year, and I can’t seem to find my way out of it.
*wanders off to find a tisshoo*
{{{{Leeza}}}}
I kno teh feline, truszt me.
**gibs leeza extry-sawft kleenex**
yeh I usually try to find someplace to hide come the silly season, but ICHC is just far to……..tempting.
We’ll take that as a compliment, Dan.
I did see something in Wally World that made me grin. It was a t-shirt that said, “If you’re naughty, I won’t tell Santa.”
I went to the likker store earlier this evening.
Since the whole fam-damily is going to be here the night of the 24th, I figure it might be a good idea for me to drink out of an opaque cup.
the opaque cup a good idea, nawt have to share dat way. Lettem bring day own likker.
Also, I nawt get busted!
ackshully I did pick up a chimay and a bottlol of wine, I’m werking on teh wine now, seems to be halping a bit.
There is a big locally-owned place here (called “Liquor Barn”, I kid you not. Only in KY…) that does free samplings on certain days.
I sampled Ashwood Grove Chardonnay today. GOOD. Didn’t sample the Merlot, because I like the whites over the reds.
Ended up with a bottle of it and a bottle of Bacchus Blush by one of the local wineries. Oh, and food. They have a great selection of gourmet foods. I bought cheese.
{{{{{Leeza}}}}}
Wevver yew haz a sad or a happitayl or sumwere inbetween, yew iz teh luvved heer at ICHC, Leeza.
well, yeah. and skwirrl grrls know dey shud come here becuz 0
da nutz.
Hay! I resemblol dat remark.
o u guyz!
u wented and made me smilol.
{{{{{ns, mo, red, dan}}}}}
I will keep fiting teh sads.
And I ushully wins fites.
and besieds, crissmuss will be over in 3 days anyways.
Ha-ha! I knew we could do it!
If these peeplol can make ME smilol sum dayz, I knew they could do it to you too!
Cheezfrenz are teh bestest inna whirled!
ai fawnded a gud karolol frum sum tiem bakk….lemme fiend it adn poast itt…
grate…nao ai nawt can fiend itt….wuz in may folollz sumware…
wuz tew teh tyoon ob ‘God rest ye merry Gentlemen’…ai still nawt can fiend itt…
*embarrast*
I wish this site had an auto-delete button.
fanks guiz.
and oh yes, I m xtra embarrast coz I’m not shure what the thing was in ur msg red. If it’s wot it sounds liek, I dint think that was possible?
My sheltered lief.. continyoos!
Apparently, him wuz berry flexibul bak inna day.
shock and ew.
And Dan likes to torment me because I can’t stand to look at the guy, knowing what I do.
I love their music, but I can’t stand to see the man’s face.
**reeds leeza’s reply**
ROFLMAO!!!!!
{{{{{Leeza}}}}}
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Ai sowree yew is habing a bloo Krismas… ai noes phillipe likes outbreaks ub blooness, and gibs us yewtoobs of bloofings, butt nawt dis kind ub blooness, aifinkso.
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Mehbee missing yer bahbees dat went tew dere fureber homes?
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Plez tew let yr frends halp if dey kan, otay?
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*schmoo* Hoeps yew be feline happitayl sewn!
fanks BDM!
No, I has a happy teh babbehs r all in gud homes!
Their momma duz get to me tho, she sitz in teh window and cries… she wants to come in but I just can’t has another kitteh in teh howse.
I will be oks…I’m not teh type to stay sad for long.. I wish I hadna sed anything. *embarrast agin*
But teh hugs and kind werds are halping, ifinkso.
And fanks for teh frend rekwest.
Why you wish you nawt sed ennyfing? So u can suffer in silense?
Nao DAT’S gud foar you. (She says, wif voyse of egg-sperience.)
Wenebber u hazza sad, plz to let us kno, speshully if wii kin do ennyfing to halp.
Yew beh da welkum, Leeza. An donot beh da embarast… wii all needs frens, and remindin dat we habs frens, sumtimes.
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Ai hopes da mama finds a fureber hoam suun, tew.
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Dais be gettin lawnger… it beh bettur sewn!
well.. itz just that… this is where peeps come to has fun, and me gettin all sad, I’m afraid I has ‘cleered teh room’, 2 kwote a frend.
I feel liek I has interrupted teh funs, and that makes me feel bads.
U nawt runned me off! It takes FAR more than that, my friend!
I do has to go to beds now, tho.
{{{{Leeza}}}} Anuthur wun, jes foar gud meshur.
fanks… has a gud nite!
*sneekz up behind skwirrel adn tapz on left sholder wyle kumming rownd deh rite.
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Oh Hai!!
ok, guess I’ll go too.. seems I iz teh only one left up ne ways.
*in best Scarlet Ohara acksent*
Tomorroe is anotter day!
*jumps*
mj u skared me!
gud thing skwirrlz dont ware unnerwares.
Schmooz leeza!!!
{{{leeza-b}}}
isn’t that awful cold on thier………….
*smack* (slaps hand over own mouth)
*beeg eyes over hand*
Wut?
Go on and.. say it!
“IT”
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Beddur?
BDM, nicely done.
IT???
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSS!
*snerk*
*goez tew teh NB*
*snort*
u is just happy thinkin ur off teh hook Dan.
*raisez i-brow*
no waet…ai taek dat bakk…ai misred sumptin…
*concentrates*
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*looks innocently at Leeza* hmm? wha?
Fangs, Dan, an yer welkum.
*luks askanse at BDM*
don’t let him fool u!
Dan and innosent… not 2 werds u hear together offen.
Wif gud reason.
Ai no finx him beh da inno sent. Ai fangx him fur complimentin mah ‘tempt tew beh da funnee…
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Dere beh noes need tew luks askanse at meh, Leeza B!
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Ai nawt be sew silli as ai luks!
I, on teh other hand, has always bin possessed of a sheltered lief, and a childleik naïveté.. that keeps me from unnerstanding most ov hiz referenses.
muahahahahaaaa
*wispers to BDM*
u were sposed to play along!
wot’r U laffin at Mr. Innosent?
News flash from Nokia Theatre
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Horrendous chokeing sounds reported from the Scene Shop, security is worried.
Film at…..ah darn…….camera broken. Last image is of a hammer getting real close real fast.
U borked teh camera Dan?
Y-ever for?
Uups… sowrree, Leeza… guess mahbeh ai do beh as silli as zi luks.
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No news at elebenty, Dan?
He be fraid we du da LOL ub him, as wylde man ub Borneo…
“Is u ok?”, she sed wide eyed and innosentlee
hm… well, judjing by teh silenses, I wud say he haz prolly left teh Nokia Theater and hedded straight to confesshun. I hope so anyways..
*has a worried for Dan’s sole*
Well, I really DO has to go now.
Tomorrow is my last day of werks until Jan 5th. (W00T!!) But I has a lot I needs to get done before teh loliday brake.
*lites a candol for Dan, and goes to bed*
would ya believe I’m shy?
nini leeza…sleeps wall, an haz happitayle dreams.
*pops back in*
yes. well maybe. wud u believe I am 2?
Ok REALLY hedding to bed now!
Nite Dan, BDM, and all teh hoos in hooville!
g’nite, I’m about to pack-up and head west me-self
Nite-nite awl. Just popped in fur a minnit to see awl teh funs ai missed heer tonite. Butt ai had funs shopping wif mai dotter!
{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Leeza}}}}}}}}}}}
ai nos hao u feelz, az ai hadz a beeeeg sad a while bakk, an nuffin set it owrff. ebbrywun heer berree nais tew me. hang in tehr, will nawt last forebber, hug an schmoo mennee kittehs mennee timz a dai!!
CLEAR!
*sends eleventy bajillion volts thru leezab’s creative licence*
BEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……
*flatlineed*
Wuddabowt Christmas Dans and Erics and Fredrickas and …
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Yew onlee lubs Christmas Carols??
Christmas Dans can be somewhat………..bitter.
U nawt say….
Ownlee because nobudee goin rownd saying dey lubs Christmas Dans!
I has herd tehm say dey lubs Krissmis reds, tho.
Wunner if dat meens me? Prolly nawt dis yeer.
Wall, sins ets plural, maybeh dey means us? We bof be reds…
oh dont u start now!
we need to think of somethin fun…..
*considers*
nah, I just get a bit bristle-ly, well……alright, more so that usual.
*looks askance at rhsb*
Nawt to be luukin at me in dat tone of voice, plz.
**narrows eies**
yur not that bristl-ey..
oh u meen litter alley?
If you wish to pay the price………
do I get my munnies back if I is not satisfyed?
No, butt yu getz free trip to mergensy vet…
yeh, it’ll keep ya in stitches
well u is not barganing verra well in this ekonomik climate we has todays. What do I get for my munnies? Iz my spase garanteed? Do I has a rite to sublet? Can I improov teh spase if I wants? I mite wanna add a hot tub.
some things cannot be obtained with munnies. pain, is a currency.
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so are cheezburgers.
well which is u asking for?
that would be dependant upon A) mood uv kitteh (variable), B) presence of cheezburgers.
oh, I see… ur just teh agent?
*gallic shrug*
An, ov corse, a skwirl needz plenty of storij.
that’s trooo!
I needs to make shur to czech the closit spase out too, fanks for remindin me!
I has a lot of… shoos.
Troo, iz a buyers markit in teh howsing whirled…
ALL UR SPASE BELONG TO MEH!
Come enny closer goggie, an u will feel teh wrath of my poynty endz.
Yur sposed to be hoomin’s best frend. Hao cum hoomin nawt giv yu yur own blankit?
plz? ai ownlee want tew snorgle wif yoo kitteh!!
No, wii nebber gonna kwit
Aint nuffin rong wif it
Jes acktin lyk wii’r animlols…
still doin teh Nickelbak thang?
the question is…….is “he” doin’ the Nickelbak thang?
*snicker*
Probably nawt enny moar.
Age’ll do that to ya.
Of course.
I has resently become enchanted wif Days of teh New.
Has u herd them?
Hoo is teh ‘he’ Dan’s refurring to??
the lead singer, rhsb’s a fan *guffaw*
**gagging sounds**
Dan! Don’t make me have to come down there (up there? tee hee) and smack you upside the head!
Better yet, I’ll start singing YOUR favorite song!
**ebil grin**
Sumtymes I feel I got to…….
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Run away…
the “**”, that would be his line………..wouldn’t it.
Harrrumph!
Haven’t heard of them. What kind of music do they play?
You’ll have to ask Dan what he’s referring to, since HE’S the one who brought it up! **snicker**
Oh, and Dan, it’s true. It was in an interview he did with Playboy earliler this year.
You’ve prolly heard this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcPVhKszXjY
Ahem. DAN?
Here’s what I listened to earlier today…
ow!!
I just got round to this.
*holds hed*
eeewwwwwww
What’s wrong with it? It’s not what I listen to all the time, but it’s not THAT bad! You might like “Po Folks” by them better.
I liked the link you posted. They do sound familiar, but I can’t place them.
Eeeeep! Rap.. u can’t make me liek it!
DOTN onlee did a few CDs and they borked up.
Teh rest of teh band b/c Tantric. I gave them a listen but dint liek them as much.
never mind.
boviously a privitt conversashun.
Ackshully, iz nawt sumfin dat kin be tolded heer.
FAR frum bein G-rated.
Leeza, I lefted u a messidj.
Plz 2 let me kno wen ur reddy foar teh 2nd part.
ok
Okay, RUN!
Y’know, I never realized it before, but a beagle’s whole life is like that cell phone ad:
“Owooooo!” *translation: can you hear me now?*
“OWOOOOO!” *translation: can you hear me now?*
*beagle repeats about as many times as the ad does*
no doubt, my little sister has one, name of Rowdy……now there’s a dog that makes a barking collar worthwhile.
What does it do? Strangle the dog when it detects loud sounds?
bzzzzt.
Hmm. Dis mite explane awl dose curly hared goggies owt here…
sum maek a lawd, hi-piched beep, sum arre shokk kolarz…
mi nayburs googie haz 1 that just sprays an unpleasant scent. no shock or awwwwww
nebbur mind this comment — iz out-uv-plase
“Meow” *translation: shut up or feel my pointy ends*
*kitteh sez wunce, den yooses poyntee endz*
*end of conversashun!*
eggsalad funny, DK! Hao are fings wif yu?
duin gud, aifinkso! ai did awl ob mai Christmuss shawppin at teh bukstoar awn lasst caturdai…
i hadded wun windo ov oppertuna to shawp lasst thirsty. bin snowin an icin eber sins…
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nao awl i has to do is finish two sewing presints, six shiny fing presents, elebenty-one printid an laminatid presints, an rap awl of dem! at leest i founded teh presints i losted last munth.
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nex yeer i getz presints at teh bukstoar…
wuz gud idea…
No
Ur feets cold
Deyz onlee cold cuz yew nawt sharin yer blankee.
*pout*
adn himz nawt shaer teh blankee becuz goggiez feetz arre cawld!
iz a cyclol, aifinkso!
K, dat dere iz meen kitteh! Is Krismis, teh tiem of teh gibbin!
An dat goggie old!
SANDEE KLAWS IS WACHIN U KITTEH!! PLZ TO BE NISE!
Jus ’till holleedais ovur.
Alright frenz, iz time foar me to say “Good Night” so I can go toss and turn until 6:30.
Have a good night/day/evening/whatever!
nite rhsb!
G’nite, rhsb. Sleeps wall, an happitayl dreams!
Ohai, wish I could stay and play.
Haz been the pleh weekend. And Nao Ai haz to gedda new suit. Ai haz tu be a pal bearer Fridai adn mai awld suit nawt fitz.
sorry to hear that dude, last one for me was Papa-John (maternal grandfather) it’s never easy.
WRr, ai beh da sawree tew hear dis. Mah kondolensez. Donot noes watelse tew sai.
{{{{{{{{WRr}}}}}}}}
{{WRR}} Neber fun, but specialee dis tiem ob yeer.
ohai WRr,
ai is sorreee yu has tihs going on tihs time ov yeer. last chrissmuss morning wun ob mai ressidints fell outta bed an intew hebben. wuz teh werst chrissmuss ebber. in mai bizness ressidints dye pertee regularlee, but he wuz mai furst tew dye on mai shift. horridble way to start teh holly dayz. got wun in teh horsepittal tonite, but hopefullee will be home tomborrows. am glad ai nawt sheduled for xmas tihs yeer.
{{{{{{{{{WWr}}}}}}}}}
sowry for ur loss.
and
{{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}}
hope ur krissmuss is better this year.
okai…ai has tew go tew bed nao…..
g’nite awl ob ya’ll!!
*ridez awff awn roomba*
Ai gots a gud storee!!! (lol speak off – it’s just easier)
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My friend Lucy was going to keep her daughter’s cats (2 indoor cats) during her granddaughter’s family’s visit (2 weeks) because since having a baby her granddaughter has become allergic to cats. They brought the cats over yesterday afternoon, and before daughter and son-in-law left, they couldn’t find one of them and the front door had blown open. They looked around both inside and outside and called, but no cat. Made for a sad Sunday evening.
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HOWEVER, I got a call tonight from Lucy, and it turns out that after we had gotten home from a concert, Lucy was getting the other cat settled down, opened up a bedroom door and there was the “lost” cat waiting for her. They had already looked everywhere (or so they thought) but the cat must have been pretty well hidden.
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What a relief!! It was really cold here last night. But everybody managed to stay nice and warm.
Yay! Awesome and win!
capshun mai aminals sumbodi haz. kewl!
PS…hound dawg still not on da mat
Heh heh!!! teh catamus carols are ova and teh silence regains in teh hillsides of england…. Well, before teh cat starts mewing fo teh grub :/
an’ teh gogge still ain’t on teh mat, but he’s on teh sofa
finking us iss nise cool lolololololololol
u iz nuts
So…WHEN can teh doggie get sum of teh mat?