I AM GODDESS
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yoo kno, teh ejyptshuns wershipped kittehs…
Yew meen we doant?
Hey DK, wot u wantz for drinkses and danses?
well…lawtz ob hawt chokklit, tew start wif….
an a danse! la la lade-da, da – da da – da ….
adn dat tew..
*KK extends floofy paw to DK in most bestest laydee-liek mannur*
Sahll we woltzs to teh ty-booteek? Ai is weering mai purdy woltzsing dress…
(hokay ai’z not rilly but it sounz gud)
(*tu selfz*: gud fing ai brushedeed upp awn mai waltz….)
*bowz graesfullee*
wai nawt?
(dat eet did…)
Dis iz lluvle pichshur of kitteh! Verry well photo-ed, developed….
And still it never gets old.
Yu finks dat Abbysinian kitteh?
Well, I knows I be seein’ teh kitteh, so u must be seein’ teh kitteh, 2.
*heddesk*
yew jus can’t get a strate anser round here!!!
*mumbles, buncha smart alex*
*heddesk*
I thotz Abyssians a bit darker… I kud be qwyt rong.
No you bees a bit right. Depends on what Aby you get, we comes in a bunch of colours.
Ruddy/Usual – Burnt Orange Undercoat with Black Ticked Overcoat.
Blue – Oatmeal/Mushroom Undercoat with Slate Blue Ticked Overcoat.
Red/Sorrel – Cinnamon Undercoat with Chocolate Ticked Overcoat.
Fawn – Cream Undercoat with Beige Ticked Overcoat.
Der is new colours too, but some peoples no bees likin them, they all for da old skool.
caramel…chocolate…creem….mmm do Abysspussinian kittehs come in flavrs too?
Only ones … deeeeeelishus!!
Yuhuh, dats is mose definitely an Abyssinian kitteh *nods head*
I noes dis cause I am ones an so is my big sistah. I is ruddy an she is bloo.
Ooooh, Abys! I miss my Aby kittehs. An that was two generations of kittehs ago!
Course we worhsups kittehs. But then, they gives us da purrrrrrs.
Oh you needs to asks Santa to bring you new Aby babeh, nuffin says Merry Christmas likes an Abypurr!
Ai am Goddess heer meh roar!
mai naem is Bast an u shall gib mi gushifuds naow!
*braces self for kitteh’s roar*
*hears soft “mew” insted*
*pretends to fall over from teh sheer force of it*
*meks mental note tu practis roarin skills* rawrr rawrr RAWRR
Oohhh! OH MAI! …
Ooops! Ai fink ai pee’d uh littlol awn dat last wun KK4.
Yew awr gettin’ berry gud.
Was da skaree, yesh? *hands na66 a tishoo an luuks away discreetly*
*Dab dab dab*
Dat wuz teh awesum skaree. Richard wuld bii prowd.
aww..iz succh a kyoot mew…..
adn teh lukk awn teh kitteh’s faes….
*splort*
ohnoes DK – yew hab been heer fur a wile!
*pat pat DK’s shoulder*
stai wif us DK!
*skoopy skoopy up DK’s braynes, washes dem wif warm wadder den packity packity teh braynes bakk in DK’s hed*
wow,dragons hab lawts uv braynes
*pulls red CHRG wif snoeflaykes on it onto DK’s hed
raps green duckie taype arownd adn arownd DK’s hed*
Here DK big cup uv hawt choclit, wif marshmallows adn wippy creem if yew want it
*wraps DK in floofy red adn green plaid blankie, sets playte uv Krissmiss cuukkies nekst to him*
hope yew feel bedder soon, DK
*waekz upp*
wao…wut happeneneeded?
r u otay DK?
aifinkso…….
mai hed hurtz nao…..
oh wayt – r u teh reel Draconic Kitteh, or teh klone wun that haz been seen sumtymes in Cheezland laytely?!
Quite rightly. Abys rarely speak, and when dey do dey quiet. Meeps, not simaessee ROWWWWWRS!
Meh…
Hay! Itz my one hunnerth fren, Kitteh1ihazit! How u is?
Gud! I no likes dis lol! Dis kitteh iz no goddess!!!
How u knoes this? Did u does teh Goddess Test?
Or is u saying that this is a… boi kitteh?
Not that there’s anything rong wif that.
Wot is teh Goddess Test, LCB? Izzit liek teh Princess Test?
Yes, is vry simular. Only the Goddess Test requires a Nummer Elebenty pensil.
Mai fabrit kynde! (Ai’s a neditter).
teh pea thing?
if thats all it takes I is royaltee!!
beein hypersensitive… um, ai kan doo taht… pritty well, akshullee!
It… iz… a… BOI!!!1
Christmas Story ref – FTW
Ovaltine?
Fra-Jee-Lee!
iz italian!
Kitteh repreezentz Goddess like pikshurs repreezent reel tings. Kittehs repreesentz Goddess fur moar dan 5000 yeers, menny moar. Orl kittehs hav sum Goddess majik in tem. Dat how dey ar so klevva an beeutiful. Todai iz Solstiss Dai. Happi Solstiss to orl kitteh frens.
Happy Solstiss tu yu, solaan!
Fank yoo, kerrykatz4. Yorz is teh furst reepli ai haz eva had heer. Fank yoo.
Ai agree. Wut’s sew sepshul ’bout dis lol? Tell meh sumfing ai DOAN know.
Is pretty picshur and loverly sediment! Whut is u, made of stone?
*gets out hammer and chisel to find out*
Sedimentary or igneous stone? Kitteh probly volcanic – cud errupt enny minit!
carefuls!
itz prolly kinda slipperie wif teh jello slush u gots on u there…
::LCB’s chiseling reveals hidden scroll of truth::
Awl kitteh’s are goddesses and gods
Ominous voice says…Noa breeng meh offerings of servitude
NC66 places the following at kitteh’s feet:
Amber lined cat bed
Bronze statue in kitteh’s likeness
Culinary delites
D…
Ded mousies
Edible crunchies
Fuzzy fake mousies to playz wit insteds of ded mousies
G…
Gushi foods twice daylee
Hands dat pet dem
I’s dat gaze upon dem wif love
J….
Jucy gushifuds
Kitteh treats in katnip flavor
Lurving pets and snorgels
M…
Monumint planz
Nobel prizes
Offally big littur bocks (teh intire desert, ifinkso)
P….
Pets dem even if yu iz bizzy
Quit tellin dem tu nawt shred sofa
Rub der floofy tummehs
Sing dem lub songs
T….
Tom n Jerry collecshin
Ummy cookiez
Vilumptious nummy mousies
Wunderful tuna
Xtra xtra double larg cheezburger
Yummy cheezburger
Zanny toyz
TA DA!!!
danses round n round wif a crazeeee frum snow blindness
Tawk to tehm in kitteh langwij
Use onlee teh ekcspensive littur
Vakate their chayre when they wants it
W..
Well-warmd chayre seet
Xcellint fresh wattir
Yes, your diviinity
Zebras tu ryde on, royally
i rulz
now brings me cheezburger
Dang, don’t get the reference
The Egyptians worshipped the cat goddess, Bast
They believed cats to be sacred.
rather than being funny, i find this arresting. interesting to contemplate. cat looks lovely, too; one can understand the adoration with such a striking image as that!
i go look at lolz nao. teehee.
Ai wants dat pretteh kitteh tu adds tu mai collekshun!
I iz goddess, and to prove it I has moved forwerd thru time so this lol posted an hower early!!
Yep, Ai noe dis iz teh shortist dai, but Ai din’t fink it wuz dat short!
Ai wunder hoa manee days awr in uh Napoleanic year?
kudos, purrs, und headbutts to the taker of this picture! Gorgeous!
Yes Yes Yes I agree! Big purrs to the photographer. And remember: Dogs have owners, cats have Staff.
In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods…
…cats have never forgotten this.
Krissmuss spirit update:
I is now happeh to report that teh tree is no longer nekkid.
Itz got lites on!
Krissmus spirit now at 50 persents.
50 persents oar 50 presents? Iz dere wun fur mii? Adn R yoo still nekked?
GMTA
hoo sed I was nekkid?
*luks around*
itz too cold to be nekkid!!!
50 persents. I has bin having teh krissmuss bloos.
Mii 2. Adn trying to deel wif teh sads ober 2 X’s (wun short term, wun long term). Adn ai miss mai mummeh.
Enne sujjestshuns? Feline sawree fur maiselb isn’t reelee halping, akshulee.
well, it halped a littul to go out krissmuss shoppin today…
and gettin teh tree up, thatz was nise too…..
I dont know why I has bin feelin liek this.
*shrugs*
I tell u what NOT to do! Don’t watch Teh Breakup. Teh movie wif Jennifer Aniston? It was SEW depressing!! I thot it was a romantick comedy.
oh and sowry about ur mummeh.
I still miss my grandma and shez bin gone um… I guess more than 20 years. But we remembers them, and sends love to wherever tehy are.
Yeah! Wut’s up wit dat?
Why dew dey show doez type ob movies noa?
Ai watched dat, and then the Bridge to Tarabithia, right after dat.
ai rememburrz dat buk….(nawt has seen teh movie)
*snif*
so u guiz are saying, skip teh brij to T too?
*adds to list that includes Millyun Dollar Babbeh, Crash, and anyfing with Jim Carrey*
My Girl
An Affair to Remember
Irreconcilable Differences
Untamed Heart
American Beauty
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
American History X
Love Story
Terms of Endearment
Nawt sew tragic, but my personal favorite…Iron Giant
Teh Brijs of Madison Countee
honorabul menshion,book category:
1000 Splendid Sunz
Yu nawt hab tu wrap mai prezzint, ai take it in da bag tu sabes yu tiem!!
Meh too.
Ai jes found dis rendishun. Kinda liek it.
youtube.com/watch?v=10OcvYB5f9g
50 presents? iz mai naem awn wun ob dem?
Iz there a persent under teh half decorated tree wit mai naim onit?
Iz there? Iz there? Huh? Huh?
Has yoo bin teh guds?
maebee….*shiftee eyez*
*razzin frazzin N&N list*
Gits meh eberytiem.
Akshully, wen ai’m gud, ai’m BERRY gud, butt wen ai’m bad, ai’m beddur.
*long line forms* Ladees, pleez, an orderly line!!
*psst …. wair’s Rhsb?*
Ai nawt noes, hur missen grate opper toonity, aifinkso!!
daz wut ai’m tawkin bout!!
U and Maye Wess
Pretteh kitteh
ALL HAIL KITTEH.
*opens umbrella*
It’s hailing kittehs!
Bedder den hailing taxi’s, aifinkso!
Hellelujah!
yaey!!!!!!!*runz awtsied, luukz arawnd foar teh moaswt kyoot wunz*
I will follow you obediently with blind devotion.
Kitteh will laff when u blindly bumps into furnitures while following.
Kittehs has teh weerd senses of hyoomers.
Gorjeuss Abby cat, most ecksellunt photo. Luks liek teh famus Ejypshun stachoos of Bast — an dont think he/she dusnt noe it.
burfday fairy finally showing up to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays dis weekend! if i missd yoo yesterday, let me kno and i’ll make a speshul swish ob the burfday wand just for yoo! i haz bringed burfday caeks in all yor favrite flavrs, i skreem, fizzy frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on tehm (an a speshul-made wun to fit ober LCB’s lites), an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissel wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif ittybitty sparkly pencilz to rite wif, kandeez, an puffy snoman stikkers wif googly eyes!
(burfday fairy’s konfettiz maker iz feelin lazy today, so her will just leave yoo wif a bunch ob hugs an kisses)
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OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX
ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO ЖЖ ӨӨ XX OO
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*takes special-made party hat, places it gingerly on slitely skortched hed*
Thx, birfday fairy!
ohai burfdai fairy!
I was in teh bookstore todays buying prezzies, and tehy had bounsy balls wif glittur in them!
Takes itty-bitty secrit diary an puts puffy snowman stikker on it. Fanks burfday fairy!!
yor welkom evreebody!! bownsy balls wif glitter in tehm, tahts a graet idea! *adds to order list for goodee bags prezziez*
wwoooo hhoooo!! uniquekittycomes sliding intew teh ruum, claws *skritch skritch* on teh waxed floor as she maiks teh tern fru teh doorwai. wif hur bottlebrush tayl curved up over hur bakk adn hur hair awl floofed owt, she *bat bat* at a small wud elf ornymint she fownd under teh Krissmiss tree. UK frows teh elf inteh air, den *chayse, bat bat* as it slydes unner a chayr. tayl twitchng, she *pownce* on teh elf ornymint, picks it up in hur mouf adn carrys it owt frum unner teh chayr. suddinlee, she luuks arownd adn realyzes she iz in Cheezland, adn peeps are watching hur maika fool uv hurself. UKsits down adn nonchalantly starts washing wun floofee wite paw.
“nuffin tew see heer, folks, move alawng, move alawng…”
ooh, uniquekitty, taht wuz very entertayning!!
URL: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2936946
Absolutely exquisite!
Beautiful Photograph!!!
Beautiful! Please make it into a poster, we can buy and frame. Absolutely stunning!
Hear! Hear! What’s NOT to worship? And a Warm and Wonderful Winter Solstice to all Cheezpeeps in the Northern Hemisphere. To those of you in the Southern half of the planet….”SURF’S UP!” i HOPE.
well, 5000 years minus a little glitch during the middle-ages
This is an amazing photo
Whutz you tink? we confinz dem to maek dis pikchur in BIG sighs fur wallz?
I has wun ting to sai… EPIC pickshur takin skillz!!!
Actually, there is archaeological evidence which shows that people and cats may have been bonding for over 30,000 years or more. I don’t have the link handy, but if you do some Googling you may find the stories I’m referring to.
But no matter, I love the picture and the caption!
Beyootiful Kitteh. So regal just like mother Bastet.
Wotta booful kitteh – de foto iz de best dat ie seez congritulations
Praise Bast.
At larst, a Pagan lolkitteh for those of us wot does not beleave in Basement Cat or Ceilin Cat.
Merry Yule / Solstice / festival of your choice to all cheezburger peoplez!
Mes tinks Is hilareus
so there are no male cats?
normally when you have an animal of unknown gender, you assign male gender to it.
…and since the saying is “I am God” anyway…
GORGEOUS photography! Well done.
totally awesome