Nao Iz haz gathurd all teh engreedents… …all ai need iz thumbz.
i aksd 4 fumbz but nivver gotz dem.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: hmph
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Pointy endz usually gits it dun too…jus nom yer human’s ankle ’til he makes it fur yoos.
a 5-hour meow-solo duz teh trick tew!
MURRRRWOOOOWL
MEEEOOOWWWL
MEW
MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEEEEEW
RRRROWL. ROUUUUUWL
*scratch scratch scratch scratch at door/cardboard surface/anything made of wood*
(dats wut muh real kitteh says when you don’t let him into yur bedroom, pass midnight, and he KNOWS you’re awake..top of his lungs! x.x)
mai kittehbois tikkel mai fase wif wisskers an likk mai ai lids. ai do ennefing tew make tehm stopp!
(/lolspeak) My cat is HUGE. So all he has to do is jump on your chest to get your attention. Trust me, he knows that fact quite well.
He also likes to, if you have your head under the covers or your hand over your face, push his nose and face right under them and try to either lift it up or poke his face right up to yours. THEN he nibbles your nose. He ONLY does this when you miss his wet food dindin time, which is always 11:00pm before bed.
(lolspeak resumed)
Yur cat saowndz soo Qte! Ai lurve hyooj catz.
Az fur urnj kittoon in pikshur, ai wil halpyu tu mayk teh cheezburgz! Nevur fiir!
Hehe…everyones still sleeping? I wuz surprised dere waz nu comments!
*prepares a BIG pot of coffee, donuts, wiz sprinkles and sugar-dusting. Plate of eggs, bacons, ham and toast fur everyone!*
Dere’s eggnog too…leftover from saturday’s christmas party!
(careful…human spiked it wiff rum again)
Hoorah! Breakffuss! Tanx, Hatsuyuki
Hai Hatsuyuki!! Thanks fur awl the yummy stuffs!! Ai’m reellee JCH4K – an ai hav to go relog in at WP!!!
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Conga Ratz!! Awl festively dressed and dansing fur yoo!!
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And – nice to meet choo!!
Mmmm! A donut ham sammich 4 brekfas! Thx Hatsuyuki! *ohmnomnomnomnom*
Ancngrftshulcsawnur *swallow* An congrat shu-laces awn ur furvest-frum-last condimint!
jus play wiv eet lyke da paper towls – dat shud git eet opun!
Conga ratz dansing fur U Hatsuyuki!1 tu deh classic Cheezburger in Paradice by deh wunnerful Jimmy Buffet!!
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Cheezburger in paradise (paradise)
Mead yum rare wif mustard ‘be nice (paradise)
Heven on earf wif a nun yun slice (paradise)
I’m just a cheezburger in paradise
I like mine wif lettuce adn tomater
Heinz 57 adn fronch fried potaters
Big kosher pickle adn a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do i steer for my
Cheezburger in paradise (paradise)
Eerwurm!!
Ur Welkum!! Mai werk heer iz dun!!
Gud rest-ront 2. Berry noma-bull cheezburgerz!!! Adn u heering teh sawng atlees oenc ebery firty minitz.
And CATSUP!
A cheezburgr izn’t rite wifout catsup.
Catsup?? pleh. Speerectfullee disugree. Iz a aboni… anomibash…ablominash…. iz ikky.
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Mustard, awn teh uvver paw, iz Very Nommable.
so is teh raw burger’
Catsup and Mustard r bof gud wif teh burgrs. Peepl roun mi putz man-aze on beef – PLEH jus dozen sai enuff 4 mi (IMHO) Catsup, Mustird, piklol, shermato, adn GUD letus (ie nawt eyes-burg) r berry nommible cheezburger Xtras.
oh deh huge manatee!!!!!
Dis conbersashun hav jus gon cannibul.
Woodchuck!!! Yoo were heer – an ai wuzzn’t!
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We cudda dun sum celebretory belleh slyding!!
but…Catsup need burger …den da bread..en forz disert we has teh hamser
You may use my thumbs, kitty.
hooman minyon werks well too. we serves all kittehs, nawt just basement cat.
jumps on teh homan to make ur noms
then choppity chop some fumbs…oh, dusnt wurk dat wai?
Oh hai. Welcome to ‘Cookin’with Fluffy.’
Today we gonna make that favrit of kitteh din-dins, the cheezburger.
U cooks. I eats.
Is very simple deesh.
Ohai DR. U alwus habbin teh kitteh brayne figurrd awt.
Dank u.
Luckily mah two kittehs has lots of food, both dry and gushie types. But tehir human minion, mez, is nearly out of food and needz 2 go 2 teh store sewmeztimez today. dis is goin 2 be difa… diful… hard as I has no car and tehre is 6 – 8 inches of floofy white stuff on teh ground. Teh store is a gud 1/2 mile away. Taht iz a lung way 2 lug the hooman fuds.
U can haz de delivery??
Frustration… I has it
Deh following peepz is heerbai kord jully invitinged tu beeing on
deh map.
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nick8414
woozled
woodchuck
hatsuyuki
Jaspurr
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If ur name iz not on dis list adn u wanting tu b on deh map, not tu worrying! deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking.
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Tu being on deh map just sending deh emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur name adn location. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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Deh map b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?
ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89
599&z=0
Kittehs pupils are BEEG. I ar skeered.
I maek u dindin rite nao, kitteh!
Gah! No swiss on a burger! Kitteh yoozez rong cheez.
dem swissez tayste sew newtral! ai noes wut am lolspeaking ob!
Habent yu eber hadz a mushy-rume/swiss burger? Dey is teh awsome. Good with unjins, lettice and mayo.
Butt *scikker* it haz to be reel swiss, not dat por..pres, fake stuff. PLEH!
Plastik?? Noes teh problim. Manfred eets rite fru n gets teh bunz n teh cheez (n teh funny lukin litter bawks pellits frum teh swalloed plastik)!!
Bawks?? Ayla n Michio sumhao kin ohpin teh bawks n eets teh burgerz raw n wifowt teh cheez.
PS. Itz b sno day heer tu day. Az ob lass nite, we hadz 48″ of wite floofy stuff so far dis seezin wif about 8-12″ today. Ground haz well ober a foot. PLEHHH!!!
ohai MM…iz yew gedding tyred uv teh snoe yet? wii iz! Plasticat prolly wuld hab had a snoe dai tewdai tew, eggsept that last Friedegg wuz teh last dai uv skool fur teh yeer – and it bekaem a haff dai bekuz uv teh snoestorm wii had dat dai
Gotts to wish u n Plasticat a Meowwy Christmas! N ai am TYRED of teh pleh snoe!! Iz cold n wets n mayks mai toeses cold. Nots to menshun iz bad fur dryving! Not gud to hab 40% of teh anyual snoe fall BEFORE teh winter starts!
:p
and a Meowy Krissmiss tew yew and yur famblee! ai lieks tew luuk at teh snoe, iz prittee, but dribing in it – do nawt want! and mai toeses and fyngers be bery cold awl teh tyme in wynter. iz skaree – if wii haz had sew much snoe before winter rillee started, haow much more iz coming?!
At Black Angus, ur name iz PEECHES!
tat looks like mai old cat.
Grumpy Smurf says, “I hate obviously-staged cheezburger photos”
Aww, poor kitteh can not has cheezburger.
A lot of the lplcats on cheezburger are getting pudgy
all you iz needin naow is a barbeq and thubs bbq is rly rly importnat
ha ha
teh kitteh is in a qwandree… thumbz help, but klaws make hoomans make sammich fer yooo. after teh puttin on of banned-aids, of course.