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“on the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…5 lolcats”
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squeeeeeeeeeeee!
want!!
Ohai Leeza – we haz a tye! Shall we goe 2 teh tye booteek?
eek! rite after I posted a reply to u b’low, internet asploder ‘encountered a problem’.
do NOT want!!
sure, letz go and maybe we can finish our krissmuss shoppin!
Wud yoo pleez bring mee a Bobblolhedded Ginneh Piggeh??? Teh wun waring teh liddle hat an beerd!! An maybee teh Cheezland Sno Globe???
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Thanks!!
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An. . .waht iz that cent??? Cud it bee. . .fresh Buddernut Squash PI?????!! Maybee we shud alw go!!!
but but but Janet….
dontchu want to wate and see if u mite get one under ur tree?
or from Santy Claws?
Oooooooo!!! Ai wuzzn’t thinking!! Too urlee!! Moar cawfee!! BRB!
Ai cannut waitz!! Santy Claws albais taeks tew long! Gief gud stuff naow!
Granny sez: “Den u will haz nuffin 2 luk 4wud 2″
Oooh, dose grannies. Alwaiz so calm and practical.
*snort*
when u sez granny I thinks of teh one on teh Beverlee Hillbillies.
Ai ritern teh complimint!
: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2939453
but dat are 6 lolkittiez>!?>
I wish sumwun wud gib me a lolcat
But Ai don’t want dem wiv cloes awn
ohai Anni, u can has this lol!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2939397
Off tu deh tying boot EEEK wif u tuz. Dey b habbing evreefing u needz fur awl ur last minnit lolmass shoppingz….Deh boblol hedded kittehz and kitteh orma nintz and Kitteh wind chimez and kitteh mugz adn kitteh tea potz and kitteh toasterz and kitteh pot holderz and Cheezpeep Map Blankeez and GinnyPig elf costumez wif jinglol bellz tu keeping ur liddlol frenz cheery adn warm …. just ebrefing fur deh festive Holly Daze!!
GinnyPig Elph Costoomz????? Hao cyoot wud taht bee!!
Ai doan’t fansi tryin to get Guinness Piggy togged up tho!
Awwww…. Leeza, yew be da sweetheart! (eben eef yew beh a bit sqwirrlly
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Yiss, Ai feeled reelee onnurd 2 haz a lol speshully fur me!
Mii nythur. Catz ar purrfeck wivaowt stoopy hooman cloze.
One iz gud – moar is way bedder!!
Gud morning Dame Janet! U b lukking bery regal dis fine morning!
*mutterz to self*
Waht ai WUZ wuz in voluntarilee sighnd aut bai WP!!!*
*britens ala Pd’B* But thank yoo verree much!! If ai had awnlee known ai wud bee showing up az DJOC, maybee lob cudda gibben hur a festiv hat, too!!
Ai lefted u a messj onur profyle – sending me ur DJOC pic and ai finding a hat 4u.
all the kitties! so cute!
eeeeeek!!! kittehs & tuxes & clothes, OH MY!
The best gift, any time of the year.
OREO kittehs
Ai lub dem!!
less filling…
Ooooo, fur coat. With spots, yet!
dis wud b a dream cumz tru for mai!
Want kittehs; butt [hee hee] the middel 1 is missing someting. Whare’s yur head kitteh??? I lost mine lolmas shopping yesterday, I got to look at the lolcat book at the store tho…laffing in the store…ppl looking LOL
Himz hedd iz der, but partlee hidd bai teh capshun!
Tank you annipuss! Ai noticed it “upon closer inspection” They are the sweeties to be lettin dere hoomin dress ‘em up and then hold the entire floofie squirming mess o’ dem! * winey voyce* Ai wants to hold ‘em Mam!
Luk close between “day” and “of” u kin see a liddle pinky mouf an an eye jus above teh “of”
Dese kittehs be bery patient, BGee…
Incredibly so. Dey must reely trust their holder.
Bludee hoomin hanz in 3..2…
Ai think dey is practisin for Chrissmass mornin.
Annebuddy who sleeps in gets an armful ov kitteh droppt in teh bed tu “encourage” waking up.
Oyesh, ‘encouragement.’ **rubs scars**
I see that kitteh face now!! those captions can hide some good stuff ifinkso
Awn teh twelf dey uv Krissmus, mah troo luv gaev tu mee
Twelv cheezee burgrz….
Elebenty catnip mouses . . .
Ten Teeeee Tineee Tender Tendrils. . .
*whispurrs to awl*
Ai KNOW it shud awnlbee “Ten Tender Tendrils” – but taht wuz fur a speshul treet fur ar deer Cween!! Just say teh “Teenee Tinee” reel fast, an it sorda werks!!
i duzn’t need ten teenee tinee tender ten drillz uv doom, fank yew berry liddlol!!! dem tendrillz b moar trubblol dan dey b werf… adn dey not werf much tu starting wif….
HAY!!! i rezembul dat remarx!!!!
Ten Mauses dansin…
Nain hayrballz rollin…
Dis meminds me uv a song… Mebbe ai sang it lass yeer, but ai forgits.
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*Cleers frote*
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Awn teh nawt-sekond day uv Christmas mai troo lub gived to mee
A Persian awl fur-r-r-ee.
Awn teh sekond day of Christmas mai troo lub gived to mee
2 Siamese an a Persian awl fur-r-r-ee.
… 3 Calicos…
… 4 Russian Blues…
… 5 Scottish Folds…
… 6 Himalayans…
… 7 Abyssinians…
… 8 British Shorthairs…
… 9 Singapuras…
… 10 Orange Tabbies…
… 11 Stumpy Manxes…
… 12 White Angoras…
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An a Purrsian awl fur-r-r-ee!
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An a berry merry [insert naem uv yur holiday here] to eberywun!
Sew dat’z ::duz teh kowkyoolaytur:: sebbintee-ayt kittehz awn teh twelf dey aloan! An if’n u addz dem awl up, u haz:
twelb Purrr-zhenz (awl fur-r-r-ee)
twentee-tu Saiyumeez
furtee Kaleekoez
fuirtee-siks Russhin Blooz
fortee Skawtish Foeldz
fortee-tu Himalayenz
fortee-tu Abissineeyenz
fortee Britsh Shorthayrz
furtee-siks Singapuraz
furtee Orinj Tabbeez
twentee-tu Stumpee Manksiz
twelb Waiyt N-goraz.
Sew awl tugeddur obur awl twelb deyz, troo lub givz u….::duz mafs::…
FREE HUNDRID SIKSTEE FOWR KITTEHZ!!! Wun fr ebree dey uv teh yeer! Hoep u gawtz lotz uv litturbawksiz!
Happe hawlideyz an fankz fr shayring.
Sawree, mayk dat “AWLMOAST wun fr ebree dey uv teh yeer.”
Awt teh extree day yoo haz teh taim fur gushee fud an kitteh litter shoppings!!
Bai n bulk.
Well, da freehunnredsixteefifd dai, we be snorgling wif each udder wifout nobunnee else round…
We kan haz bak awn trak? (Nawt dat divurzhun wuz nawt hailee n’joyubbul..
Ayt klawz a-sharpnin’….
Okeh den. I duz it mahself:
Sebbin taylz a-twichin’
Siks kitnz myoowin’
FAAIIV KATZ FR LOLZ!
Foer paddid pawz
Fwee orinj wun
Tu Ikea katz
An a shainee divais awn tap uv teh treeeeeeee!
5 kittehs in kostums = 5 ded wyl sleeping aifinkso!
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Ai haz been “redirekted” twiis wyl tryin tew post dis… ai has a
U got dere in teh end tho!
Mah stubbornness… let meh sho et tew yew!
Where did “it” send yoo???
Rownd teh bend iz ware it yooshully sends me!
Ai keeps gettin sent to DexOnline, and searches fer all kindsa wierd stuffs, like museums in Minneapolis, and DSL in Chicago and car dealerships in Chisago…
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Eet beh the WIERD! Nuffin tew dew wif Kittehs at AWL!
I haz heeerd dere b a trojan horse dat b affecting deh Internet Exploder…. make sur ur virus protectshun b up tu date… adn go tu deh microsoft downloadz and luuking fur updates dere….. I uzez deh Fyrefox and deh trojan horse duzn’t attakking mii……
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Hao DARE it!!????
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Ai haz an outrage!!!
Az duz ai, Janet… been swearin at da puter ebree tym it happens
dis b frum nightshayde:
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/19/funny-pictures-hates-those-shoes/#comment-536449
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I just had Symantec Anti-Virus flag something trying to download itself from here — “EDG9YTIZ/FRAME[1].htm” was the code. Again, the problem was of the “Bloodhound.Exploit.219″
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/19/funny-pictures-hates-those-shoes/#comment-536565
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I know I heard on the news earlier in the week that there’s a major security flaw with Internet Explorer, and that bad people are basically infecting websites without the websites knowing — and that the virus will direct people to erroneous pages & that there’s some way they’re getting user names & passwords for online gaming sites (then selling accounts — a whole ‘nother rant for a whole ‘nother board)… and that it’s expected that some people will start to steal user names & passwords for more important things like bank accounts & other stuff handy in identity-theft.
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Microsoft is furiously working on a patch for the gaping security hole, but the best way to avoid the problem until Microsoft can fix it is to change browsers. Firefox and some others (whose names I’m not remembering right now) are recommended.
We gots sumpfing reely bad lass week onna laptop.
We neber download ennyfing on lappy – onwee on desktop, butts we got it ennyway.
Eberyfing up to date, but it wazn’t catchable by teh security updates yet.
Eberyfing popping up, it turned off virus protection, and made it impossible to run noo Windows updates. Fot we were gonna hab to taek eberyfing off and reformat
Scans cuddn’t find teh prollem.
Finally found a scan dat founded it, but had to run it meny meny tiems to find it awl. Den, still had to delete sum files manually. Pleh. Iz mostly OK, but nawt liek it used to be.
Ai beh usin FyrFawks, and I runz mah virus and firewall protexuns wheneber it happens, an dey say ders nuffin awn my puter dats nawt otay… (mah updates were dun yeshterday…)
datz weerd….. I haz not seeinged it at awl….. adn i don’t wanting tu…
Mom! He’s tuching meh!
tuxedoh kittehs bai teh armsful!1!
WANT!1!
NAO!1!
Dek yr hawlz wif armlodez uv kittehz.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
nothing says I love you like LoLCats
Yay! Best Cripmus ever!!
awwww u shouldn’t hav! Dey’z so adorablol! <3
Bloody claws in 5…4…3…2…
Hai eberee budee! Ai haza speshul cuz Ai iz wif meh Ant’n'uncul fur eerlee krissmas cuz Momcat Uniquekitty haz tew wurk tuunite nda tuumorrro nite nda Ai hazza alarm on meh fone tuu tell mi wen tuu go up tuu teh buson skool dais nda it waked mi up dis mawnin nda …….
Sillee Plasticat, U can awlwais haz a speshul, speshullee hear on ICHC.
nda izzit jes me oar iz noewun on ICHC?
hey!!!! Wut happind tu meh oddur commint?!?
Um…… i don’t noez how tu anser dat…… if itz u den sumwun b on ICHC….. adn if itz not u, how can I b seeing a comment frum u???
it seems teh ushual suspects r not around todays…
and I has to leave to run an errand at lunches, so I will miss teh next one!
*waivez floofee paw bai-bai tu leeza*
Drive safe!!
Schmooz!!
ohai Plasticat – iz unkel reddy tew send yew hoem yet?
haw do uz take kare of all tat?
ai taykz care ub 6 lolcatz and teh big steenkee goggie and teh hyoomin teen. It nawt beez teh pwoblem.
Moce dayz.
Sumbuddie smizzin a hed…… 5 bodeez, 4 heds…….. hrmmmmmm
5 tuxedo kittehs! mai twoo lubb bin berry gudd to meh!
Wow! How many tuxedo cats are in that bundle?
MJB
What I meant to say was: How many are ACTUALLY in that bunch? Looks like more than five yo me.
MJB
what else did my true love live me
4 lidder boxez, 3 poopee scoopeez, 2 caycez lidder, adn teh big bag ub kitteh chow!
An armful of lolcats. DO WANT.
Zat wun on teh far leff.
It haz teh thums.
FFF.
Hokay, s’on the far rite.
Depenns on hao yoo look at it, ai gess.
teh wun wit teh red soot, u meenz? Yup ai seez teh thumz too!
Iz awn mai rite, but awn kitteh’s leff.
aifink.
yesh, de sooted one.
8D
Those kittehs look uncomfortable.
yes, awl skwusheed togevver!
Prolly awl swachin teh armz in nex secunn.
noes!
That’s wot’s so cyoot about it!
Tehy luks liek they is littul stufft toys! Luk how their feets is all just hanging…tehy is not tryin to get aways. Tehy is content where tehy is.
Tehy reminds me of those sok monkehs. CYOOT!
*splorts elebenty hours late*
Sends for CCC
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skoopie skoopie skoopie da brayns
washes dem wif sparkly waters
puts dem in da brayn bawx – skwish skwish skwish
Taypee taypee taypee da brayn bawx
Puts CHRG wan da skwirrlgrrl braynebawx
Gibs her da chawklit manateez and a floofy cheezpeepz map blankie…
Nao, rest befor yew tries luking at da cyootness again, otay?
Content where they are for that single second of the shot.
What happened AFTER the camera was finished?
I want to eat all of these kitties! So cute! Positively scrumptious. I mean….i wunna eet alla da kittehs. positively…pozitivlee….skrum…ah screw it.
I must bee blaind, I only caont four
Sweet lil lolcat be hidin beehinds de capshun!
Yoo haf to luk behinds de ledders “y” of “day” an “o” of “of”.
Dere yoo weel see de leetle kitteh nummer fiev.
ai seez 5 heddz, 5 wyt belleez, 3 taylz, 8 frunt pawz, 9 bak feets.
Yez, I tink kitteh on da far left hidin oen of his pawz.
Happy Xmas my dear! I got you a mad cat lady starter set
Shouldn’t that be five cats-a-lol’ing?
put teh bebbehs down!!!!!
There are 6 cats not 5.
lol win