Vulcan mind-meld wurks
Vulcan mind-meld wurks better if both parties have braynz
u can haz sum of mah brainz.
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So that leaves out teh dawg…
an da hooman
congarats on finishin da chores! has a nice gandmariner awn da rawks
kthxhic!
Dat orinjee taistee stuf nawt maik yu sneez?
I can has, tu? I has a sad. Wun ob mai kittehs, Lynx, wented to teh Brij yespurrdae. She were sutch a swiit, floofeh kitteh, wif teh kyootest raspy liddul voys.
I needs a drink.
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*wraps lyanthya in blankee and gibs hur drinkee an more hugs*
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Fank yu, Kerry!
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Ai keeps finkin ob her kyoot liddul kwirks an craiin.
Let yurself cry..it gonna take sum tiem. {{{{{{{{lycanthya}}}}}}}}
Yeh, Ai noes. Aiz glad Ai CAN crai fer her. She deserbs it.
sowry for ur loss.
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*pours lyanthya a large ohai-test eggnawg*
O dat is so sad {{{{{{lyantha}}}}}}} Heer, ai juss gots sum Amaretto at teh offis holidee partee, plz tu hab sums cumfort.
Fank yu, AngelPlume!
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Sorry for ur loss.
Thanks, rhsb. I keep wishing I could have been with her. I had to leave her with my mother when Paul and I left.
{{{{lyanthya}}} We’re all so sorry, and hug to you.
so sorry to hear of your loss.
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Ai sowwy to be heering dis, Lyanthya.
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My Cassidy (teh real wun) will show Lynx arownd teh meadow dere by teh brij. She will innerdusing her to teh otter kittehs hoo be wayting an playing dere too. Lynx will nawt being lonely in teh meadow.
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Iss always sad to loze teh belubbed kittehs, but aspeshly so at holiday tiem.
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iz teh sad, ai sew sawry fur yew!! {{{{{{{{{{Lyanthya}}}}}}}}}} mai Stormy crost teh bridj in August, he was bery swiit (adn floofeh) tew – he adn awl teh otter swiit kittehs, adn teh Night Watchman, will be wayting tew welcum yer Lynx kitteh
Fanks tu yu awl! Ai has glad teerz nao.
{{{{{lyantha}}}}} Ai am sew sowry tew hear dat yr little lub kitteh has crossed ober da bridge. Ai shares yr sad, and wishes yew cumfurts.
Datz sew sad. It b hard tu lozing ower furry babehz.
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{{{{{lyanthya}}}}} i’z so sorry for yoo, lyns sownds so sweet an lubable an speshul, yoo will miss herz but haz teh happy memreez an her will be waytin in teh lubly meddow at teh brij for yoo.
lol, yu stoal teh wurdz ryte aowta mai mouf. ConCATs bigtyme on nawt sekund AND on gud thot.
U can’t get sumfing frum nuffin
Tete-a-tete, ur doin it rite.
Tete-a-tu fur u, boff inna saym minnit!
I finished my chores for teh day, so now is time to play a little.
Ai wuz juss startin myne. Pikkin up teh leefs inna bak yard.
*sends a coupla YNGs to pick up teh leafs*
There. Now u can relax.
Fanks LCB, but ai fink teh wyf juss calld dem down tu teh basement fur sumfin. Guess ai gotta get bak tu teh rake.
That “G” can stands for guys OR gals, u knoes.
O noes – ai diddnt kno dat. Ai bettur see wuts goin on down dere in teh basement. Mebbe moar den juss lawndry!
hedbutt!
looks more like a “kitty-meld” to me
This is why u shouldn’t let ur kittehs play wif teh KrazyGloo.
heh!
Duz KrazyGloo onlee wurk to gloo deh krazy kittehs?
Whut other kine kittehs there is?
ADD kittehs
Brane eeting zombeh kittehs
Catnip addickted kittehs
D…….
Dawg Defyin kittehs
Eggsalad kittehs
Floofy kittehs
Gorguss kittehs
Happitayl kittehs
Injenuss kittehs
J…
Jumpy kittehs
Kyoot kittehs
Lazee kittehs (or lovin kittehs) (can be both at same time)
M…
Manic kittehs
Naughty (or Nice) kittehs
Orange (and also)
Poizin kittehs
Quik kittehs
R…
Noo way ov sharin ur thots?
U knoes, I readed a book about kittehs oncet that sayed that kittehs seemed to share teh informations by touching noses.
Teh book wasnt’ rited by a kitteh, tho, so I dunno how awthentick teh informations was.
I’d buy that theoree.
Ohai, LCB. Hao iz Esme doin?
O hai. Esme’s doing moar betterer than she was earlier in teh week, thx. She just ate up all her dinner and some of Liam’s so all is well there.
Gud to heer hur gots sum appetight.
Plz to gibs hur hedbonks frum me.
Ai reeded dat wun tu – iz called “Do Cats Think?” bi Paul Corey. Gud wun!
That sounds framiliar. Been a lot of whiles since I readed it.
Hedbonk fur yur thots!
Gibs u teh Hedbut F Approovl!
Littlol boy kittehs playin king ub da windowsill, aifinkso!
Cept at least one on leff izza gurl – a tomboi kitteh?
Duz yu see sumfin ai dont see?
Leff kitteh luks liek a tortie – dey aer yoshully gurlkittehs. Boi tortiez aer berry raer.
Ai meen
mai embarissment, let meh show it tu ebbryone..
Dass OK, Teh pikchoor is dark an it tuk me anuvver luk 2 see dat teh leff wun wuz a tortie – an Ai din’t noe bowt dem bein gurlz till resentlee!
Tortie kaliko, aifinks. Allwaz gurl, lyke Angelina.
Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz.
Wii now haz 341 peepz on deh map!!!
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Google haz added a gnu feechur dat I lubz!
Haz u notist it??
luk at deh map adn u will seeing a liddlol man on deh top uv deh zoom bar. If u pikk him up adn dropping him on deh map, u will git a street level vu!!
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Itz majikz!! U kin seeing wut it lukkingz like tu standing wair deh peepz markerz b. Dis werkz in most uv deh US, adn Straylia adn Gnu Zeelnd. Sry, yroop, it duzn’t b dere yet. If deh liddlol man b grey, he haz no street vu. Az u moving him rownd, u will seeing bloo linez wair he duz hav street vuz.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=39.027719,-98.4375&spn=27.217637,62.666016&z=4
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
Ahahas dey luk leik dey iz downloadins each others bwanes
Luuk liek windows downloading!
Sumtymz, I borroh mah human’z brayne. She never misses it.
I’ts onlee logicull.
How do people get there votes up in the hundreds?!?! lol
I have 6 votes!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2908290
Yoo submits it two deh voting page.
Or yoo sends it to all yer friends in ICHC (de cheezpeeps) automagicalee using deh WurdPretzel feetchurs.
Or yoo do what yoo jes did and post a linkee.
O yu get yer ting up der wit voets??? Wel, I din no dat! lawl!
LOL!
Obai frenz
Kitteh hedd bawnkz beez
t3h bessest foarm sylent
cawmmewnakayshun
Kitteh hedd bawnkz fillz
in t3h gapz between purrz andz
deelyteful cuddlliz
Kittehz getz dem awll
t3h tyme. Hewmin dat getz dem
cawnsiddurrd luckee!
Jack.
Oh Jack dat is sooo troo! Mah beluvid Tux (now at teh bridj) use to come to me and just rest his hed on me lak dat an I knooo he was sayin, “by teh way, I luv yu.”
aw, whys insult teh kittehs by saying dey no haz brains? dese kittehs has brains AND hearts.
Yah! Kittehs smartr den evin mi!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1717359
Am I teh onlee hooman seein a….CHYNESE FINNER TRAP?! *sticks finners in endz*
Ai donot finx ai wud liik da rezults ub puttng mah fingers in da ends, ennee moar dan da kittehs wud liik mah puttin mah fingers in da ends…
Dis sumo resslin harder than I thot…
ur thots
r mai thots
ur feelins
r mai feelins
im in ur mind
noeing yr emoshuns
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ok nao
ur cheezburgers
r mai cheezburgers
LOLZ. Gud wun, Catological humor!
Ar U plyin’ that kittehs haz no berayns?????? oooh, u not our frenz!
Whoaz doz kittehs luk lyk mah neighbor’s kittehs!
But mah neighbor’s yard tu messeh for dat tu be deirs!
Hai chu gaiz pweeze luik at meh lolcats >:D deh pwn