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Tipikul stoodint!
Ohai Anni – hoep yu donut mynd if Ai hang tihs heer; a nupdaet awn Lucifur’s (Lena’s) behbeh, Elizabeth. Agayn, we is indetted to Gramma Sue for teh gnus:
Hello–
Earlier today it was determined that Elizabeth needed exploratory
surgery because there was no activity going on in her intestines and
they wanted to find a reason. She is out of surgery and is doing
better. She had a tiny perforation of the intestines that was not
detected on any of the xrays. They cleaned out fluid and gave her a
colostomy. She will have this for at least 12 weeks; could be longer.
Will update as I know more. Continued prayers.
Lena’s mom
Best Crissmuss wishis can be left heer:
hullcloth.com/evidence/pmwiki.php?n=MaterialEvidence.Lena
Sending gud thots to teh little ‘lizabeth.
I sorry to heer dat, Amber. Having just gone through it myself, I know hao hard it is… tryin to change bags an gettin ‘em to stick is hard enuf on a normal size person. On a teeny tiny body it is no fun at all. Iffen u need advice or jus someone to comizerate, plz feel free to drop me a mssg any time.
Adding our purr-rayerz fur littuhl Elizabeth. Healing thotz, tu!
I’m glad they found at least part of the problem and are trying to fix it. hopefully that will alleviate some of the helpless feelings and anxiety. I’ll pray to Ceilingcat foar Elizabeth’s comfort an safety, and to calm Lena’s heart and mind. Merry Christmas, little Lizbeth Swan!
kitteh moans
“shut the drapes!”
tai tai tai boo teek!!
shall we?
*offers paw*
Yiss, less go dere – Ai still haz a prezzie 2 get fur mai sunn.
No wonders dey calls it a “hangover”! It makes teh hed hangover teh arm!
hed hangin ober da arm is nrmal freshman studentin posure. sumtiems eben wif feets up wall anb we can be seein di advanced studyins goinb on cos eyes all squinty like closed in stuffs.
ooooh
*picks up a sparklee*
tihs is mine! a tea are a wif cheezburger in senter an two teefs on eevur side! In lubblee platee nom settings all made wif dimunds an rubees an saffires an ermrilds!!
*puts on an admires self*
beeee yoo tee mus!!!
U will luk liek teh fayree awn teh Krissmuss tree!
poor tirred kitteh haz been krismuss schopping and still duznt has all hur prezents yet.
Liek dis kitteh – hoo muss go owt naow an serch fur teh lass prezzie! Bai fur naow!
Dis kitteh luks liek ai feel.
Cudn’t sleep well, den reelized had neglektid dinner. So got up fur muncheez adn thot i’d say — hello to TTI! Good morning, ladeez!
Nark… narqua… sleepy kitteh has sleepies.
Awl kitteh dyd wuz tuu likk teh orinj mowsie!!!
Oanley WUN likk!!
de mowsie musta tasteed heavenly
lol
Luks lik typikul Caturday mornin inn Catadonia Yooniversitee Kitteh Katt frahternitee haus.
ai knot sew tink az u drunked ai iz.
oooouuuuuuuuuurrrrpppp!!!
BRAAAPPPPPPP!!!! xcuse mah
BLARGLEBLARF!!!
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oog. sry.
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*HCC’s (Hangdover Crash Cart’s) sensors detect the noise and ummm… airborned kemikull incidators of teh HWDRs (Hangdovers Wif Dire Rezultz), awtumaticlee aktivatz, wheelz in, cleenz up teh messes wif vacuuumz adn sope adn whirlee brushez, awl sparklee clean. Den pops 2 apspurrinz into Badgererererz, DaKatz adn woozled’z moufs, gibs tehm glass ov watur.
Littul sine lites up (nawt too brite), sez “Hare ov Goggie? Yesh / Noe / Barf”
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Waitz pashuntlee (az oanlee a masheen can)…*
LOL!!
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Iz u bedder now, woozled??
me luvs da caturday. u guis redy 4 lolcatmas(christmas)
Neck bonez solded seprately.
@@@@@!!!!1!!!!1
Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz.
Wii now haz 341 peepz on deh map!!!
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Google haz added a gnu feechur dat I lubz!
Haz u notist it??
luk at deh map adn u will seeing a liddlol man on deh top uv deh zoom bar. If u pikk him up adn dropping him on deh map, u will git a street level vu!!
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Itz majikz!! U kin seeing wut it lukkingz like tu standing wair deh peepz markerz b. Dis werkz in most uv deh US, adn Straylia adn Gnu Zeelnd. Sry, yroop, it duzn’t b dere yet. If deh liddlol man b grey, he haz no street vu. Az u moving him rownd, u will seeing bloo linez wair he duz hav street vuz.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=39.027719,-98.4375&spn=27.217637,62.666016&z=4
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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If u wanting tu b on deh map, not tu worrying! deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking.
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Tu being on deh map just sending deh emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur name adn location. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
*scrambles in from cleening*
ohai cweenie!!
*scrambles back out*
Leeza, you come bakk heer right this minnit! You haz a smujj awn ur noze– wutchoo been cleenin– teh chimchiminee??
Oh hai leeza!!
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Setz owt a fresh cuppa kawfee wif hazelnutz kreemer adn shugger and sum walnut kuukeez fur deh bizzy skwirrl.
kitteh chin iz fur snorgling!!
Ai r hungober an naow mai nek hurtz
Meeooowwerrrewwwwerrrrroooowwwwwwblargh!
I thought this was a rabbit.
lolz tis b the best
Sno~bawll Kitteh didz
nawt knoez t3h Eggnawgz wuz spykd.
Hurz knoez affturr Napz
Eggnawgz wuz Nommee
deelishsshuss! Sweetz andz creemeee.
Kitteh habz 2 cupz
Sno~bawll Kitteh coodz
nawtz walkz str8 lyne. Deesydez 2
habz imprawmptoo Napz
Jack.
Doan wurree, l’il kitteh! Ai wil saev yu frum teh ebil turibul Eggnawgz!!!
**gulpgulpslurpmmmmslurpeeslurpeeslurpeeMMMMMslurpeeeesluurrrpeee**
Dere, ai has saevd yu frum ennee moar temtayshuns frum teh ebil turibul Eggnawgs — cos ai has drinkeed it awl up *hic* heehee – skyoos mi! (Bai teh wae *hic* heehee, wud yu happin tu has ennee moar luvli … um, ai meens ebil turibul Eggnawgs yu needs portektin frum? Ai wud bee beri *hic* happee tu halp yu wif dat *gigglol*) Is ai teh ownlee wun dansin?? **dansdansdans** Oopsee — skyoos mi, ai mus sitfawl daown fur a minnit *hic*.
LOL. Lightweight.
Noo varietee ub boneless kitteh.
Berry hi maintenuns.
Y dat bees? Nawt liek teh kitteh kips wundrin owf an beein hod tu fynd. Tho, ai spoes nomnom tiems cud gets kynda messee. An, umm … **lowurs voys diskreetlee** … liddurboks tiems, tu. K, ai kin deafnitlee seas yur poynt nao.
Tihs kittoon studyd tu hard. Nawt partyd tu hard.
Oh, wow. It’s blonde, too! How fitting.
Iz never do catneep agane!
What language do I pick to translate this page from? Any help is gratefully enjoyed.
I better stick to picture reading.