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sshhhh…… Iz hidez here I getz fat man who steel cookeez
o noes! I fink i eated santa klawz!
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Him won’t fool me
Hai anni!! Congra ratz on ur umpteenth fur vest frum last!!
It b berry kwiet heer tuday!!
Kitteh needz qwiet to catch dat fat manz
Ai eggspekt ebbriwun els iz shoppin! Ai wuz owt erlier an Ai fink awl teh shops wuz full.
I sing u a krissmiss carlol tu sillybrate ur tawp spawt.
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O Krissmiss Tree, O Krissmiss Tree,
Ur branches green deliting us.
O Krissmiss Tree, O Krissmiss Tree,
Ur branches green deliting us.
Dey’re green wen summer daze r brite;
Dey’re green wen winter snow iz white.
O Krissmiss Tree, O Krissmiss Tree,
Ur branches green deliting us.
FangQ Cween – dat rimynedz me – Ai haz dat toon in mai dore bell menyoo. Muss silekt it. Dat cofuzzlez teh karul singurz!
LOL!
Not shur u’ll end up on Santaz nice listz if u b trikking deh karullerz!
U hazn’t heered teh lokul chillun hoo sing wun lien uv a karul den ring teh dore bell an eggsprkt u t gib dem munnee!
Iz dat TTI fing, annipuss? Ai nebber herd ub dat befor! Wuld beh most annoyin, aifinkso.
Yep, Ai lib in Lunnun an it kan get berry annoyin. Dey yooshully cum wile Ai aer eetin mai ebenin meel. Ai doan’t myned teh Salbayshun Armee – dey stan unner teh streetlamp an play byootimusslee, but teh chillun aer juss beggin.
Ai wuld nawt liek dat at awl! Der parents let dem run roun bodderin peeps liek dat…ai glad dey nawt duz dat heer, ai wuld wanna gib dem lumps ub coal!
I haz nebber livinged enneewair wair deh peepz came
and singded karullz at mai door.
Meh tu, an den tu spek yu tu gib dem munnies tu?
When I wz growing up in small town in New York State, there wuz still sum caroling by church groups. Nowun eggspekted munny, but mulled cider and cookies were offen offerend.
Wen ai wuz yung we lib in small town an da kids choir wud sing in da convalesint hoem, we brotted cookees wif us dat ar moms maded tu put in da big room.
We still go cawoling sumtiems, but onlee for da churchpeeps hoo can’t get awt ennymor. An we nevver take munnies! Den bak 2 church 2 hawt chokklit, hawt spicee cider n cookees. But too snowee dis yer.
B4 Ai wuz marrid, Ai wuz in a chursh kwire an we yoost to go rownd to sing fur peepl hoo cudn’t get to teh serbisis. We finisht up at teh manor howse an singed 2 teh ritsh peepl der hoo gabe us cawfee an minspis (nawt alkyhol – wuz a strikt chursh! – an minspis aer a TTI fing, slall pattiez uv patree wiv a fillin uv sweet minsmeet made wiv raisinz an appuls an nuts)
aifinkso wuz olde custum……..g’d mornin an god bless us ebbrywun!!
yew cannot open yer door to jus innywun innymore……..sigh……
oh an we had big ‘citements in Skeattle yestiddai…… ai wuz down der tryin tew take a 4 wheel drive car to an exec who onlee has mercedes sports car…hard tew get round in teh snow..go figger
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2925999
Yikes!!
is berri icy round hyer……… got more snow cumin dis aftahnoon an big wind tew! ai iz glad ai not at haus wif big trees no more!!!
Yu gettin lawts ub snows dis yeer, Jkitty! Iz jes cold heer, more den normal dis tiem ub yeer. Ai is awl bundled up dis mornin!
yesh mucho snows………. ai kinda likes it…….. we got a new car atwerk to use fur loaner to execs who need to use SUV kinda car… we got a Ford Edge an is teh most beautimuss cinnanom color!!! an handles rilly gud on snow an ice tew. mai honda pilot gets round jus like nuffin is diffrunt! jus keep yer foot nice n steddy on teh gas an teh brakes ……. no suddin movements
OOOO. Da busses duznt b lukking gud!! skeeree!!
Ai had Honda wen ai libbd in CO..wuz frunt weel dribe an long as yu wuz careful
seemd ok.
der wuz peeps who saw dem buses go bai wifakwikness in teh carpool lane wif no chains or nuffin……. dey wuz tryin tew get to greyhound bus station so teh kids cud transfer to teh buses tew take dem rest ob wai home……. nawt shur how dems got so messed up der… shur had teh traffix hosed up
Dat beh scary! Ai seen on da news ware der was cars keep tryin tu goes up dis hill in Oregon an dey keep slidin down hill sideways. Ai nawt miss icy roads at awl!
one time our humvee blew up. it wuz loud and scaree.
but, we got a new one
ai bet it wuzznt in teh ice tho!! LOL
ohai DK, tell me where in Skeattle area are yew frum?
city. by qwest feld and da space needle
oh rite in teh hart ob teh city!! how fun….. is major ordeal tew go into city frum Auburn…… oh luk up teh thred a liddel bit….. is pikshur ob sum buses who got into trubbel in Skeattle yesterday….. or clik on mai bloo name an mai lols,,,, shud be rite der!!
me saw it! looked scaree. mah grannee drives big bus in new york citee
me saw it! looked scaree. mah grannee drives big bus in new york citee!1
your grannee is prolly mai age…… ai used tew drive dumptrucks an semi trucks fur teh airplane comany dat makes 747s
hazznt drived a big rig fur long time now……. fank CC
lol u must b ded den. Dam im sorree. me and my war depressin stuf. soree mah grandma passeed wai while ago
{{{DaKat}}}
{{{{DaKat}}}}
Oh DK ai iz nawt ded yet!! LOL
but yew haz me cormfuzzled cus yew sed her drives teh bus…… dat be teh present tense… meanin her duz it now.
must be hard tew dew nawt alibe! LOL
ohai booklion and cweenmj!!! me feelin radioactive☢☢
ya me meant drived. sowee
S’ok. U kin telling peepz heer how u b feeling. Nobuddee spekz ebbreewun tu b happee alla time. Adn dis b a gud plais tu kum wen u haz a sad. Wii . Dere iz awlwayz sumfing sillee tu seeing heer. Gotta run and putting deh awning in– wind pikking up…. brb
ok. ICHC rulz! lol! random
Here, DaKat, I haz a poshun dat nutralizes sum ov dat excess radioaktiviamtee.
*hands a goblet wif bubbling and foaming purple poshun to Da Kat.*
Its, safe, really it iz.
Whew!!! thingz wuz gittin gusty owt dere adn deh awning wuz startign tu jumping up and down!!
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Enneway. I wuz saying…. Deh peepz heer b nice and frenly like. so u duzn’t haz tu wurry bowt wut u sez…. az long az ur not meen…Dat b deh onlyest thing wii duzn’t likeing….It must b tuff bein sew far frum home at deh holly daze. . u kin kumming heer enneeytime and derez awlmost awlwayz sumwunt u tawking tu.
Schmoooz!
potion tastes bad. is it suposed to give me xtra limb. *shake xtra limb*
it fels funee!
Wii iz habbin teh purddy but pleh wevvers wear Ai libes, tu. Ai hz bean stucked inn mai haus awl week! I haz a bery steepie dryve wai an it an teh streets haz bean cobbered in snos an ice since Monday moarning!
Teh wevver is nebber lik dat hear!
yew be careful…….. we is sposed to get big winds layter tewday
ai will go do mai runnin around now and den cum home an get teh gas fireplace on sew wen power goes out teh fireplace is on…….. ai fink teh onlee part ob dat wut iz lectric is teh igniter
Yu bees carefuls tu, Jamamakitty! We iz sposed tu git moor snos an freezing rayns tudai an tumarrow. Gud ting I donna haz tu goes aniwear–tank CC fir awn-lion shopping! Eben mai minion cannot due her minioning, awltho she haz been gittin tu werks onna bus an libes wear it is flatter.
Yer minion iz tired ob de wedder too. Pleh on snoz!
Yu bof be careful, okay? And stay awayz frum Queen Anne Hill, jamamakitty! Seattle streets nawt gud fur icensnow.
ya u rite
Odder cheezpeeps, Ai’v seen Teasel’s dribeway an she’s tellin de troof. Iz wun of de skeeriest driveways in town! But Ai habba a sugjesshun…sit down on de driveway, push off and yell, “WHEEEEEEEEEEEE….”! Yew mite getz all de way down de hill an hav a marvluslee eggzitin ride! (Note to cheezfrenz, dis mite be de classic Kodak moment ob al tiem. AI be waiting wif de camra, heheheheh!)
Mai mom haz dribeway liek dat! Hur lib in mountins wif bery steep dribeway. Wen it snows an we der fur chrismis, we awl sleds down da dribeway…ebben us older peeps. Yu haz tu beh sure tu turn da sled in tiem or yoo shoots rite owt intu da street! Iz not bizzy street, but der cars kumin sumtiems…iz much fun!
Um…Ai tried dat one tyme….bai akkseedintz…..an teh wurd Ai says waz nawt “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE.’ Awl Ai gots waz a cold wet butt.
Ohai Teasel. Yer still here? Ummmmm….Ai wuz jokin about de camra….ri-i-i-i-t….jes jokin. Yew bleve me?
Was dat yew Ai jus saw jumpin behind teh busheses? Wif yr camererera?
Aifinkso!
(Aim jus heer rite nao, but Aiz leaben rite nao tew git sum noms. An dew teh puzzles. An shoo bigboi, (sleepin in Kiki’s spot onna bak ob teh couch) owt ob teh haus.)
Kiki cud prolly shoo Big Boy hersself. She’s a Big Girl!
…an ai wil mayk him giv mii ‘niptoyz
kitteh likez cookeezz!!
I bitez himz on deh toezez!!!
an schmooos himz liddel noses
an follow wair him goeses
then tie him up wif pantyhoses
lol. how do u do dat
um… and give him bookay of roses?
An put hims inna sno tu froses…
and trow a pi at his face
Dat shuld fix him, ai supposes.
ohai kk4 LOL now its a partee!!!!
ohai LCB!!!
Kitteh hab kewt littlol mittens on hims paws!
Strypee Kitteh amz
berree clebburr. Lykez 2 hydez
in Prezzent Day Tree.
Strypee Kitteh beez
payshunt 2. Prezzent Day Tree
nawt eeben dresst yet!
Kitteh’z lawjikk can
habz flawz. Prezzent Day Tree needz
lawtza prittee furst
Fat Man no steelz t3h
Kitteh’z cookeez. Himz traydz dem
4 bag ubz Cattnippz!
Jack.
Oh Jack!! Haz i tolding u latelee how much i lubbz reeding ur pomez?? U awlwayz makez mii seeing thingz in a gnu lite!!
Schmoooz tu yoooz!!!
{{{{Jack & hiz pomes}}}}}
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What a luffly Haiku. Fankyoo for teh Festibness.
Oh Jack
I can juss imajin teh Kitteh tradin teh wiv Fat Man.Heeheee!! or rather “Hohohohohohohoho”
Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz.
Wii now haz 341 peepz on deh map!!!
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Google haz added a gnu feechur dat I lubz!
Haz u notist it??
luk at deh map adn u will seeing a liddlol man on deh top uv deh zoom bar. If u pikk him up adn dropping him on deh map, u will git a street level vu!!
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Itz majikz!! U kin seeing wut it lukkingz like tu standing wair deh peepz markerz b. Dis werkz in most uv deh US, adn Straylia adn Gnu Zeelnd. Sry, yroop, it duzn’t b dere yet. If deh liddlol man b grey, he haz no street vu. Az u moving him rownd, u will seeing bloo linez wair he duz hav street vuz.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=39.027719,-98.4375&spn=27.217637,62.666016&z=4
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
Yesh! Teh liddle man iz sew ahsum! I wants a retake tho….dey came tew mai streets inna fawl wen all teh purdy leebes waz awf teh maplol tree an teh lielacks waz awl ded!
Thxfirawlyurhardwerksbai
I wud like deh retake tu…. if u lukz at deh street bai mai marker u kin seeing deh RVz ok…. but wen u turns tu lukking owt on deh Laguna, u gitz deh sun in ur iiz adn kant seeing enneefing!!!
Oh noes, ai not sees meh in sandiego, cweenmj!
me not dere tho!!!
Up der on cweenmj’s cheezmap post der is bloo linkee fur hur. Yu kin tells hur ware yu iz, an hur put yu on da cheezmap!
Ai liek da ideer ub bein in kololony..mek meh feel liek artist!
I kin seeing u. u b in deh California Kololonee.
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maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.000458ff697687c75fc07&ll=32.708419,-117.147731&spn=0.000957,0.001942&z=19
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Duz dat not werking fur u??? If not sending mii deh emayo.
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gotta run. bai.
Ai had a stoopy! Ai founded maiself.
*sings*
Ai wunce wuz lost
But nao I’z foun
Da map
Haz set meh free……
* lukks arownd nerbussly wib crumbs awn whiskers *
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Umm, yesh… taht’s rite kitteh, is fat man nomming teh cookies. Uh huh, yesh.
GOTCHA!
*pownses onna liddul piggeh*
SCHMOO! SCHMOO! SCHMOO!
Meh tuu!! *gibs littlol scrooge piggeh chrismiss kiss on liddel nose*
SCHMOOOO!!!!
*runz in and grabbing seh Scroogee pigglol in a ginormous bear hug!!!
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{SCROOOGE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
SCHMOOOOOOOO
*discreetly brushez crumbs off pinny gigz whizzkerz
{{{{{{mai leeje}}}}}}
AAAHHH!
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plz tu NAWT be schmoo-ing teh grumpeh rodints! Fankies.
whut foar u grumpee???
u iz onna hollydae!!
SCHMOO!!!!!
Yesh yesh, tihs is teh troo!
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Otay, juss fur todai… ai put Scrooge in his box – is teh return ob GP!
Welkum bak happy GP!
* schmoooooooooooooooo *
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* WEEEEK WEEEK WEEEK *
* scamper scamper scamper *
Awww…*blushis an gigglols*
lol
*runs in wif a kwikness*
*SCHMOOS teh grumpeh piggeh*
*hands him a freshee baked sugar cookie*
*runsawayveryfast*
*comes in wit pi* anee one want pi???
* ears prick up *
yesh get it here. pumpkin pi,choclate pi,and best of all…
CHEEZBURGER PI!!!!1
* rummage rummage rummage *
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Whut? No Pork Py todai? Oh, dere eet is!
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* cuts hyooge slyce ob Pork Py, smothers wib TTI Mustard *
* OHM NOM NOM NOM *
u iz gettin da pi on mah best sweter!!!!
aifinkso LCB mite haz a vest u kan wares…
Umm… yesh, iffn yu is otay wib waring… taht sort ob fing…
meh. me like hoodies but, me wuz werin dat one cuz wuz others grannees
*snagz a pees uf chokklit pie on way owt door tu du sum
*shoppingz.
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Fankz!!!!
*trows rest of choklit pi at him* hahahahaha *watches as pi hits CJ sqaur in da face*
LOL
OMG Ai iz inspired!!! Ai wuz wundern wut to make fur dinner, adn I has meet adn cheez adn ketchup adn a frozied pi-crust alreddy heer! Mebbe puts in sum sawtayd unyinz, too. Adn Lawry’s seizend sawlt, ob coarse. No bunce, but is otay cuz of teh crust. Fankees, DaKat! Mommacats gets tyred of finking of dinnrs ebbry dai!
Hay! Did aneewon get teh nomber ob taht crayzee skwirrl???
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* noms cookie *
*creeps up behin teh piggie wen he bees awl ditack…distre…payin atttenshun tew teh udder peeps instead ob hims behind area*
*wholds up teh missletow, spinspinspins piggie rond bery fast lik*
*schmoosschoomsschooms hims awn hims liddle noes*
Yay, I dids et! Ais bean wanten tew dooded dat since Ai meeted teh teh kyoot liddle piggie! Mai hollydaze is nao compleete!
* has a dizee *
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{{{teasel}}} * schmooooo *
A spinning pinny gig???
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Duz dat making him a
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whirrly-gig???
*heddesk*
It doos! Bedder keeps hims owt ob teh winds!
Mabay teh spinnin spined awl teh grumpis owt ob hims!
ok…..
Him tu be careful, culd fly way liek helycopter in dis wind!
lol fat man wontz evr expect u ther
Ninja kitteh, hidin an waytin.
Kitteh shud go to noradsanta.org – tehn he can trak teh Fat Man’s jerney rownd teh werld! (It’s verree cool, akchully!)
Oh, Ambercat, dat wuz kewl!! Ai gonna sends tu mai granson!
Dat iz bery cool! Teh Wedder Chanul awlsew traks teh Fat Man on Krissmus Ebe!!
Halp cheezpeeps! My goggie won’t let me type! Her wuz jist traw mah tyzed by the firetruck gowing by wif Sandy Claws on tawp – they are runnin teh syrin at top lebel to let awl teh nayburhud chillrens know. ((fyremens dressed as elves – yum! )) Nao teh goggie iz velcroed to my leg!!!
Obaitehway, SCHMOO to GP!! And to DaKat!!! ScHMOO!!
Pardon me, must schmoo teh goggie.
You has pictures of this procession?
Sawwry LCB, cudn’t grab mi camuhrah wif teh goggie wyning and crawling up my leg. Ai iz sure yew has mintul pikshur, and it’s awl dat an moar! Sandy Claws is sittin awn tawp ov teh fyre truk, waving and throwing candies. Don’t know if ennee were choklits. 2 fyre truks, one wif Sandy and sum fyremen elves, den teh nawt-fird wun jist has about 10 fyremen elves hanging awn teh truk, waving and smiling! Iz very cool.
Yesh, teh fyremen elbes are where-in tytes!
**fans self fewreeuslee**
Dey ar mens…mens in tytes!! Stoopy Mel Brooks ref, but nawt kin member da rest ub da wurds…
Ohai kk4! Nawt jist mens, FYREmens in tytes! Um why yew has pi on yew?
hai all u happy people i has come back to lol cats.com with cookies and ice creamz for everybodyz and merry x-mas
Hi, Just as a Memo-to-File, folks, if you have a real tree, don’t let kitties eat any pine pitch. It can do a lot of damage to their intestines, bladders, etc.
well o hai ther felo kittehs
XD