Basement Cat waits to take yur socks
he awlso will taek ur cheezy poofs.
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No wonder my feet are cold!
Did he take the Pens, hair scrunchies, remote controls…
… teh car keys, last bottlol of soda, ur fob watch…
….all my munnies….
I thot tat wuz a sertin Burgloler of teh Lol cat kind?.
Dang! I need that tonite. Poorly sickness in Howse of Tidmum.
Have to cownt usin the biig clok now.
*Heaaaaaave grunt streeeeeeeeetch*
Flamin nora! it’s too hevvee to pin on mah pokkit….KLONK…THuD!
Sry there is teh pleh.
*considers*
Ok, here. U can has back ur fob watch. I’ll, um, get my hands on another one somehow.
*takes Fob watch wiv a kwikness an swaps it for teh hevvee biiigclok*
Fanx LCB. I has a rather large, slightly borked Biiig clok here. Any use?
…* Runs off to chek Tiddlypeep…..*
Hope fings get bettur at teh Howse of Tidmum.
I feelz lyk I been libbin in Land of Basement Cat.
Miii tu.
I juss tryin to keep my mind off teh badfing, by playin here,yu noes?
{{{{rhsb}}}}}
I chek in an reply to messijs awn Cheezfrenz in teh marnin.
Fanx for teh wishes.
I lubs mah Cheezfrenz ♥♥♥
Yup, Cheezfrenz iz speshul.
Dey iz grate tew tawlk tew wen teh IRL frenz nawt seem to geddit.
Duz snorglin teh floofybutts halp?
Dere wuz tymes wehn Josie semed to sense dat I needed a snorgle an hur wud come to me an start snorglin.
Ohai Tidmum…..ai gotted email teh otter day wif dese werds…. wuz so troooo
There comes a point in your life when you realize: who matters, who never did, who won’t anymore… and who always will. So, don’t worry about people from your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future. ‘Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
{{{{{tidmum}}}}} Schmoooo
Wize werds, jamamkitty. Fankee fur posting.
schmooos to you, nd evverbuddy else, too.
Teh fob watch?!?! How am I gowing tu turn back intu a Timelord now?
Yesh, he taked dem all.
‘sarright, tidmum; jus tayk Basement Cat onto yur lap an hii wil warmyu. Jus luk at taht foofy tayl!!! *SIGH* Riil snorgle potenshul thar, yesh?
wash and ware kitteh!
Nebber seed kitteh (eben basement kitteh) with balue haidlights!
Iz high defnishun blue ray lazur!
Then he leaves socks mismatched like his eyes.
Nao I kno why awl my white socks come owt wif blak hares on dem.
I hadda clean some gunk offa teh plug to teh terrace drain teh other day. Among other gunky things was some coarse black hares. My kittehs don’t go outside, there is vry few skwerls around this year (we has some black-furred ones when they is around), and teh terrace is 3 stories off teh ground and skwerls is as exotic as teh furry wildlife gets around here.
So whare did these hares come from? It is a puzzlement.
Rakkoons?
Never sawr any around here, but u never knoes.
Mebbe u needs to set up spy kamra?
Ackshully, I has a web cam pointed at teh bird feedifyer. Teh ‘puter it’s hooked up to isn’t teh working tho. I usedta get some good shots of teh woodpeckers and other birdies as well as teh occasinal greedy skwerl.
(no offense, leeza!)
nun taken!
It takes all kinds.. ov skwirrlz, kittehs, hoomins…
Waird u take deh nun??? adn Y???
I will never confess!
zen, ve must use ze……comfy chair.
comfy chair?
zat duz not sound.. intimidating. how duz it work?
now, zer vill ve ze poking wiff ze pillol
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*speaks to minion in red cassock* did you put all the stuffing into ze point!
*gigglols*
sowry but this sounds more liek fun than tortchur!
go ahed.. do ur wurst!
*gitz popkormz adn pullz up chair.
Diz kud b interesting.
IIIIIIIII……….cannot remember what the bloody spainish inquisiition did next.
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*shrugs*
Datz ok.
*Sharez popkormz wif Dan adn leeza.
and I was all set for a gud keel hauling.
I guess u duz not really have a minion either?
if memory serves, his name was Cardinal Fang.
gud minyunz b hard tu finding.
Nobudee expekz teh Spanish Inquisition – oar cheef wepon is surpriz – that’s it, JUST surprize.
I has a feeling there is a Mel Brooks movie at teh bottom of this…
plobblee, leeza-b. Sownz like shud beh Mel Brooks at da bottom ub dis
Tis a Monty Python ref rence
but kunfeshun b gud few deh sole.
u wantz happee feetz don’t u??
my sole alreddy be fileted, Ifinkso!
Mai sole onna botom ob mai sho.
you ware ur choose inside out, an upside down?
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how…………odd.
wud b odd only if wun shoo.
if two shoos, it b eben.
awwwright *looks askance at da cween)…
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how…..peculier.
mj u sew witteh!
I wish I was half as witteh.
oh wate…
ROTFLMAO…. OMCC, Leeza, yew beh da funnee, askin tew beh da halfwit…
She didn’t haz tu asking…….
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are ya sayin’ she just has to act naturally?
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that’s just cruelll (funny…..but cruel….tee hee)
guess I pikked the rite time to go to bed!
last time I play teh straight man…..
From the dryer vent?
If ewe haz Hares on thurd flr ballcony then tehy must be frum Bunway Harelines usung it at a landing strip…
Those must be some vry skillfull bunny pilots! Is a 16 by 10 space, wif brick walls 3 feets hi!
Harrier bunnehs, use floof to land in very small spaces.
Well, ifn’ they wants to use teh LCB Internationlol Hareport, they is gonna has to cough up a something for me.
Let me re-phrase that…
semi-likwid assets, u will has them!
Major Tomcat
2 groun kontroll!
trollz?! were?! GET THEM OFFF!!!!
Basemint Cat sowld tehm yor soks.
Bayssment Cat no steelz
sawkz in t3h Washeeng Masheen
oarz t3h Cloathzz Dryurr
Bayssment Cat waytz 2
steelz sawkz wennz dayz nyss andz wawrm
in Cleen Cloathzz Baskitt
Bayssment Kitteh needz
2 wurkz awn innosent luukz
wenz cawt blakkz pawdded!
Jack.
Basement cat can come and livs wif me. Wuld be honored to share liffin spase wif sumwun wif tat magnifisent tail! Can has all teh soxes he wants.
cawt blakkz pawdded! *snerk*
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gud oen – Jack!!!
Wut preddy eyez kitteh haz!
Dey b lukking like joolz…. wun bloo, wun green …… pritty… shinee…..
Donot let LCB see da pritty… shinee, oar LCB beh “borrowin” dem!
What a lovely fluffy tail! I used to have a cat like that. He never got in the spin-dryer, though he did once try to get in the oven.
HOLY FU**!
It`s ze DESU KITTEH!
OHNOES!! Basementcat must be pure ebil! He mixes teh colurz wit teh darks!
*dundunduuuunnnnn*
*rim-shot*
basement cat werkin on noo portal toooo…uh teh basement
you has to hab lotza options for yer followers…..and shorcut fur minions yes ifinkso
Basement Cat’s eyes iz Purfect camouflage. Blu n green can’t nevr be seen.
or purhaps…basement cat to commence scuba lessons .
Yoo drawped dem – I put dem inna lidder bauks fur sayf keeping.
In dat case, do nawt want. U keep ‘em.
Buh-buh-butt, yoo lyk mai lidderbauks!
No, yoo lubs it!
Yoo plai innit ebbri dai!
Adn if yoo duzzent, I pees in ur shoo.
Wut diff?
As much as I miss my Josie, I DO NOT miss the litterbox.
He can’t steal my socks.
Dis cud beh mah Buddy kitteh! Da hansum!
I lubs teh floofy tayle.
Heterochromatic Basement Cat FTW.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Amazing RHSB has done it again….
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I have cleared the room in one fell swoop!
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**bows and then quietly walks off stage**
is this something that happend at the Owl Palace?
No, it seems to be a talent I have developed here.
With the Osl Palace, people have to FREAKIN SHOW UP nawt-sekkund.
wot beh “Osl Palace”? Oar shud ai nawt noes?
It is a restaurant establishment that the name refers to an owl. They sell hot wings and cater to men.
My office had our Krissmiss party there last night.
And, the ladies of the group have decided to start a restaurant that caters to women. We’ve even come up with a bird-related name for it. I can’t reveal the name here, but I’ll tell you this: it starts with a “P”.
Ai hab heerded ub wumminz who wants tew start da P restaurant fur da wumminz!
Partridgez?
Phezintz??
Pid ginz??
Pyrrhuloxiaz??
Phoe beez??
Parrotz??
Ploverz??
Pee weez???
Ackshully, teh “full” name of the burd starts wif “W” and teh burd iz kwite fond ov trees.
da cween iz bean silli, aifinxo!
8)
Iz owr cween bein coy?
Aifinxo! Yesh!
and Pee Wee………..that’s just mean
Actually, of all the ones on her list, that was my favorite.
Not good for the restaurant, mind you, but good all the same.
**hi-5′s cween**
Mahbeh mean, butt funnee!!
It’s only mean if it’s applicable.
Otherwise, it’s funny.
Gud poynt, rhsb
given the average temp of restaurants…………..it’s mean.
Nawt at teh wun I wuz at last nite.
Some ov us used menus to fan ourselbs.
methinks those birds’ll go after anything sufficiently tree-like iffen they think there be bugs in there.
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On the Tech campus, while walking to the theatre one day I heard a bell-like ringing dddddddddrrrriiinnnng. Looking toward where the sound emanated I beheld one of those birds clinging to a light pole, shaking it’s head, as if to say “Son OF A &($&)”. I must of giggled for five minutes.
Then the proposed name of the restaurant is appropriate!
harrrumph
Hay! He harrrumphed at us!
Wazza matter, Dan?
Why are you harrumph-ing at us?
not everything that has one……….IS one, know whut ahm sayin’?
I’ve hard that theory.
Unfortunately, with the exception of you guys here, I’ve yet to meet one that isn’t.
aannnndd from personal experience, trying to overcome a preconcieved notion will only break yer heart…..or irk one to distraction.
“hard”???
A liddlol Freudian slip dere, rhsb???
Well, as you can probably gather, mine has been borked way too many times., to the point that I wonder if it’s nickname should be Humpty Dumpty (like the nursery rhyme).
I’m damaged goods, my friend.
Awww, rhsb… der beh gud peeps owt dere… juss really hard tew see sumtimes when ur lyf isnt goin laik it shud.
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Ai hates tew sound likes a klishay, butt keeps goin, and keeps beleebin, and yew WILL get fruu dis.
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{{{rhsb}}}
*snerk*
Nope, cween, that was purely accidental. Mebbe my fingers has a mind of their own?
Fanks, BDM.
Maybe I’m just too cynical right now?
*eyebrow up* dynamic tension….on yer mind?
Damijd guds implies dat yew has lesser baluu… and ai noes fur sure dat nawt troo. Yew beh da classee and da fun and da funnee. Ai donot beleeb yew beh damajid guds… just habing a hard tym… and dats when yew needs frenz. Dats wot frenz fur!
Do I detect sarcasm?
da welkum, yew beh et!
mehbeh frum dat guy dat was harrrumphing at us…
Ifinkso too, BDM.
I think deh term “walking wounded” b moar apt dan “damaged gudz”. U just needing sum tiyme tu heel, rhsb.
Yeah, that’s sounds pretty appropriate, cween.
What some people don’t seem to get is that I DON’T enjoy being/feeling like this! Hail, who WOULD?
I want to be the old “me” again, but I haven’t seen her in so long, I don’t know if I’d recognize her any more.
Wut?? I goez tu updating mine blog adn I missing awl deh funz???
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Hai rhsb!!!
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BDM….. it b deh “Owl Palace” aka Hooterz wair rhsb had a neer miss wif a date. ifinkso.
AH, nao ai unnderstans! Fanx, cween!
Neer miss?
I nawt fink wii wuz in same zipcode dat nite.
nah, ai still beh heer… just really sloooooowww….
some days are like that
dis beh troo…. eggspeshallee onna break frum skewls…
Besides, my being here tonight may not be such a good idea anyway, considering I spent/wasted most of the day Krissmiss shopping. Ugh.
at nawt most, ai kanz sai ohai tew yew, doh!
Fanks, BDM.
Ohai.
Howz it going on ur end? Better tahn it iz awn mien, I hope.
Ai beh tawking tew da dean ub da skewl onna Mondai cuz stoopy profs borked da law lotsa tymz in mah klass… sew been buzy gettin mah papers in order fer dat. Boifren had bad insulin re ak shun. Udder dan dat, lyf be otay.
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Wot beh happenin wif yew, mah fellow redhed?
Been libbin in teh land of Basement Cat, I’m afraid.
Iz boifren okay? Did him haz tew musch insulin, nawt enuf, oar allergy-type reackshun?
47 yrs diabetic, had tew much, got reallee loopee… berry bad fur him.
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Mah Buddy luks liik BC, but himz a great lubber/snorgler… yew beh welkums to come visit us.
Y’all know what annoys me?
Songs that have been edited, and have either a blank spot where the offending word was, or the lyrics have been completely changed in that area.
yep. Ai agrees…
So, THAT’S where my socks go.
Bad kitteh!
Y’all, I am sitting here in this room, listening to the howling wind outside!
It was 60*F yesterday and is supposed to get down to 6*F by Monday night!
Brrr…..
yep, 73 yesterday, upper 20′s tonight, and teens tomorrow morning…..when I get to go to work.
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*sigh* at least it’s dry.
We had a monsoon yesterday morning, when the car decided to act up again.
Needless to say, she went into the shop that morning also.
New spark plug wires later, she seems to be fine.
So, does the heater in your car work well, Dan? Hope so? I don’t think a Dansicle owuld be a good thing.
wii finally warmeded up here to a hole 20 de grees, butt had 6 inshes ub snows.
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ai beh fawling asleeps heer… nite awl!
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*Schmoos awl around…*
Nite, BDM!
Stay warm.
yew tew!
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*disappearz into Black floofy kitteh floof*
Schmooz!! {{{BDM}}}}
tikkultikkul…teehee!
*tendrilz tiptoe to sleepytimezzzzzzzzz*
Wut??
Hey!!
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*approachez sleeping sour pea
SNIP!! SNIP!! Snippity-snip-snippity-snip-snip!! SNIP!! Snippity-snip-snippity-snip-snip!! Snippity-snip-snippity-snip-snip!! SNIP!! SNIP!! Snippity-snip!! SNIP!! SNIP!! SNIP!! SNIP!! SNIP!! Snippity-snippity!! SNIP!! SNIP!! Snippity-snip-snippity-snip-snip!! SNIP!! SNIP!! Snippity-snip-snippity-snip-snip!!
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Dere!! deh sour pea haz ben trimmed into a Krissmiss-Tree-shaped topiary.
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* Dekkeratez wif popkorm adn cranberry garlindz/
* Invitez awl deh wild kritterz tu kum adn having sum nomz.
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Luk!! Dhere b rakkoonz, bunneez, skwirlz, mousiz, adn birdz feesting on deh sour pea!!!
:smiles in sleepzzzzzzzzzzz:
Dan you still here?
If this whole Krissmiss 08 thing don’t get any better, YOU might have to bail ME out of jail!
do they take pebbles………beads……….wampum?
If it’s KY…..probably.
I should probably head off to bed too, even though all I’ll probably do is the blanket roll – AGIN! (Trust me friends, that’s NOT as fun as it sounds!)
Ah well, wish me luck.
G’nite frenz.
Hey Cheezpeeps! I has a big happee! Aftur six munths of savin my munnies an ridin teh bus to wurk (giga-pleh) I has a NOO KAR!!!!! Is blak Toyotee Corlolla an I is thinkin of callin it “Basement Cat” coz it is so kewl and nawty lookin!! (And it will be takin my munnee a lot, I know.) And it goes and stops when I want it to!! (That was teh problum wif my old kar. It dint do those things.)
i has a happy fur you and noo car
Basement cat has purty eyes!
Don tink u canz re-capsun dis bedder
GASP! He musta took ma remote cntrl for da TV! :O
An ma last soda botl!! MYANMAR!!! (That means ai angry!)
Aaaahhhh…so dat’s where da soks go.
he leebs wire hangrz in playc for teh sox!
No, no, no – kitteh jus take one sok. Den u’ll alwayz b wunderin, “Where teh udder sok? Now i jus haz wun ….”
Oh dam I think I put blak kitteh in the wash cycel.
I hates it wen dat happens…speshly teh sudden owtbrake ov gray unnerwares!
and david bowie’s eyes
Did anyone notice the kitty’s eyes are two different colors?
And heere I thot it wuz Dobby hoo stol mai soks!