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LAW UV WATER DISPLACEMENT A kitteh in a baff will displace ten times its own volume in water. (Mostly frum attemptz 2 escape)
unless u iz a trikky kitteh nd can git awt of baffs.
picture: mudbloodjew. lol caption: chech1965
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Saem fing wiv a hooman bebbeh!
Annipuss, conga rats yew layshuns! Agin! Yew is sew fast typur! Drinkees and danses? Ai jist maded sum homemayde Baylees Eyerust Creem, yew like?
Dat sownds gud – Ai are juss goin 2 kukk mai dinner so juss a liddle drinkie, thx!
Ai can has sum Baylees too parrothead? Is cowld heer!
Oops, where’s mai manners! Conga rats Anni!!!!!
O heer day are! **hands manners back tew 4.5kittehs**
Ov coarse! **Pa ow urs large shawt of Baylees fur 4.5kittehs** Heer yew go! I mayd it myself! It haz slytelee more alyhawls dan teh stufff yew bi!
Guess ai’ll just hab to grin n bare it!
sipsipsip – yummeez!
If yew drinkz tew mush, yew mite bare it! No wurreez, ai mayde for galluns!
DK123 whispurrs wif hopfullnuss….”enny mor in de botlol?”
Ohai divakitty! Dat’s a pruttee goggie awn yew abatar! **pours larj shawt fur diva kitty, in a soopersyze shawt glass wif Krissmas moeteef** Ai haz plentee, mayde for galluns! My frens lyke it fur Krissmas!
Sluurrrrp! Tankees, iz delishus! (DK123 delicately cleans whiskers soz nawt to miss a drop).
De goggie is beautimuss and very frenly wif de kittehs. He be lucky, cuz he be outnumbered round here!
Sownz yummeh, haow yu duz it? (If iz nawt a sekret)
Ohai ruledbyfantima!! **pours larj shawt fur ruledbyfantima** Iz nawt sekrit, here is recipe: (multiply az needud)
2 cups vodka
14 oz can sweetened condensed milk
1 cup whipping creem (light creem will wurk tew but will be thinner)
2 tbs. chokklit syrup
2 tbs instant coffee powder
1 tbs. vanilla extract (I use a little more, maybe 1 1/2 or close two to)
1/2 tsp (dat’s TSP, nawt TBS) almond extract
Mix bery bery well (a wisk is best), put in jar or boddlol wif lid. Can uze right away, but better if sitz at least obernite in frig) Lasts long time in fridge.
Awlsew, shake before uzin! Awlsew, bery gud tew put littlol cup in freezer den scrape scrape intew shawt glass!
Fankees, ph! Deelishiss! I can’t wayt to try, will hav tu run owt adn get sum coffee powdr. Izzit sumfing abowt me dat I haz awl teh udder imgreedimumps alreddy heer?!? :blush:
Mus meen yewz a gud cuk! Wuz fur dinner?
cheezburgr pi! (DaKat gibd me teh ideea onna uvver pikcher)
Oh hai, parrothead!! Kin ai jes git drinkee dat yu maek an nawt haffta du maiself? Ai habbin pleh day, mebbe dis drinkee mek meh tu hab happytayl, aifinkso!! *hold owt glass wif hope*
Ohai kk4, why yew habbin pleh day? **pours KK4 eggstra larj shawt, wif little maus-shaped chokklit sprinkles** Hope dis gibs yew dah happytayl, if nawt, we poor moar!
Oh, fankees parrothead!! *drains shot in singul gulp* Mite ai hab anudder pleez?
Odeer, ai hope yew nawt wayt fur me, wuz owtsyde in rayne puddin up last ov Krissmus lytes! Yew alwaiz hep urself in mai howse, kk4!
Noe wurryz, ai helped maiself…ai fot dat yu wuld unnerstand!! Ai washd mai dishes doh….
kk4, yew neber habs tew wash dishes in mai howse! Yhew jist get wuteber yew need/wantz, sit down an reelax!
**puh ow urs liddle shawt fur annipuss** Wuz fur dinner? **licks beak**
Egg Curry – wun uv mai fabrits!
Bai fur naow!
Yumminess! Enjoy!
May eye offur Ms. Annipuss a catniptini?
Pray tell…wut be de ingreedyentz in a catniptini? Sowz wunnerful for all uss kittehs!
catnip an ini, obvyusly!
an a oliv!
Hoo? me?
Heddesk!
The Recipe For The Catniptini
Ingredients:
Catnip (Organically grown, varietal Meowie Wowie preferred)
Bombay Sapphire Gin
Dubbonet Blanc Vermouth
ice
Equipment:
Glass bottle mister (plastic makes the vermouth taste funky)
Cocktail shaker
strainer
muddler
Procedure:
Take a largish sprig of catnip, place in shaker, and crush with muddler using a twisting motion; we’re after the essential oils in the catnip here. Remove muddler, add ice and 2 jiggers of Bombay Sapphire Gin. Close shaker, then shakeshakeshake and dansdansdans for about a minute. Lightly mist martini glass with the vermouth. Strain contents of shaker into prepared martini, garnish with a fresh sprig of catnip. Salud!
The corollary, of course, is that kittehs are very similar to human babies.
aww poor kitteh look like a drownded rat
I once dated a guy who had to have his partner explain arkimeedez principul whenever he wuz bein intimit… I wuz awl like… “whutever floats ur boat”
Ew Ew Ew. Gibs a hole new meenin tew ‘tawlkin during.’ Ew Ew Ew.
Archimedes sat in his bath
He saw it rose by more than half
Said he: “I must be getting fat
For it to rise as much as that!”
**snerk** Gud one, annipuss. *gigglols*
Ai hates it wen dey wants tu tawlk!!
Ai’z serprized, ackshully dat hooeber tuk dis piccy wuz abel to cach dis kitteh on filmz wivvout de blurr!
Luk at teh pikshure clowsly. Dat kitteh iz haff otter.
Ai wunner wat du otter half is?…..
Angree baf kitteh
Better nawt sleep tonite kitteh
Can yu say ded, hoomin? kitteh
Draws blud wif pointy enz kitteh
Eeeeek, it’s wadder kitteh
H….
Findz u warebber ur hidin kitteh
Getz bak at u sumday kitteh
Hidez in korner kitteh
Inbizibility kitteh (ware he be?)
Jumping awl arownd teh room kitteh
K..
Kant yu seez ai nawt need baf kitteh
Lo an behold, yur hands is shredded kitteh
My gudness wat big pointy enz kitteh
NAWT WANT kitteh
Oh noes yu didunt kitteh
P….
pleh tew baff kitteh
que pasa? ai dont need baff
reason for baff? ai duzznt haz it
stoopi hoomin……..YEW take baff
t……….
Tawk tu da hand kitteh
U not serious, iz you? kittehs
V….
Verra angree kitteh
Wet kitteh (ob kors)
Xaminin teh opshuns kitteh
Yowlin kitteh
Zebra strypz on teh arm kitteh (in red!)
vewwy bad idea, baff kitteh
why ai needs baff kitteh
xtra soapy baff kitteh
YOU take baff, kitteh
zero tolerance fur baff kitteh
TA DA
clappity clappity clappity!! TA DA FTW!
How iz yu todai, AngelPlume mai fren?
Doin okayz, adn u?
Ai juss gots up at teh krak ob noon – didnt sleep tu gud affer teh sho last nite. Reelized ai didnt nom enny dinner so got up arownd 3AM fur munchies. Habbin seereal nao (Luky Charms, yum!)
Oooh,oooh, ai lubs Luky Charms!! Ai eets awl da brown ones, den ai has awl da marshymellows fur lastest!!
Ai kant hab ennyfing wif wheet, so was tuff tu find wuns ai kud nom. Dems be mayd frum oats sew is okay. Ai has a happy kuz was allways wun ob mai fabrits. Ai eets teh marshymellos togeder wif teh crunchees so ai dont get shugar oberlode at teh end.
Ai nawt ebben bys dem ennymore…ai kin go thru a hole box in a few days, bedder tu nawt hab dem aroun…but ai lub dem!
Yes, that’s one of the many that amaze me — HOW could someone catch a pic like that? AND had the time to put the crown of soapsuds on him/her — the head hadn’t been wet yet!
How did that happen? This comment was supposed to nest under TiannaBanana’s ‘way up there!
Akshully, it did, but ur commint is later den JD’s, so it goez down heer.
mai Himalayan Stormy akshooally lieked habbing a baff – him wuld jest sit inna tub til ai wuz dun adn took him owt. adn if ai wuz takin a baff, him wuld sit on teh edj of teh tub adn plai in teh wadder
HALP ! AIZ SITTIN HEER IN SO CAL, 11 AM ON A LUBLY SUNNY CATURDAI MORNIN- AN ITZ 49 DEGREES ! AIZ FREEZIN MAI DELICATE AN DAINTEE TOESIES OFF !
( can sumbodee plz esplain da “global warmin” thingy to me ?
ai thot it meant WARM !)
**frows a blankee wif jinlol bells attatsh, attachu, um hooked to edjiz to Sparkysmom*** Rap up in dis and beez kwyut, Ai is in Birginia an iz lyke 30 degrees and cowld an windee and clowdee an spittin rain. An ai haz to go owtsyde and finish lites awn booshiz. Sawwry fur da nawt simpathee.
Awlsew, Schmoo tew yer delicate and daintee toesis!
Oh SM, ai feline so sowree fur yoo!
Wii can has minus 20 C in Oddawa. Butt niec n sunneh!
sawwy, ai knoz manee peeps hazzit much worser n wee doo
but iz unxspected heer, an wii warm wevver peeps iz nawt prepared
for da eisee coldee-ness, anna corse mai heater iz borked !
gonna be hard wrappin da prezzies witda freezee fingers !
*tuks anuvver blankee arownd SM* Keep warm!
Ai’s going to rap prezzees naow too. Adn mai dotter is kumming hoem frum skool todai!
*happee happee happee dans*
**pours larj baylees wif sum cawfee fur sparkysmom** Here, mebee dis help? Ai jist mayded dis baylees, mayde fur galluns fur Krissmus prezints. Ai is habbing Rowlin Rawk, can’t drink dat Baylees cuz been lukkin at it two lawng
!
Praps, liek teh kitteh yoo shud taek teh warmz baff. Global Warming… DO NOT WANT. Warm roab for Kris-mouse – I can Haz?
in northern arjinteena it was 106 yesterday, ware my cuzzin is buildin hospitals. lets go borrow their heet
No….global warming doesn’t mean it’ll get warm all teh time (Climate Change iz a better description cause not ebery wer will git warmer in teh short term). It iz a long term trend towardz warming…it will still snow…sum winters will be cold…sum not…but over all…the trend is that it iz getting warmer on a global scale much faster than it shud at the natural rate. (Nature taeks 1000 years 2 increaz teh CO2 by 3 ppm….Mankind iz doin it ebery year!!!!)
The cold right now is from the lingering La Nina which allows cold air to move down from teh arctic. Climate change will also see Europe cool down at first cause it iz slowing teh Gulf Stream.
It’z wery dangerous trend but teh oil guys haz downplayed it and lied in order to line der pockets. Wery sad weally.
Iz da cold heer in sandiego tu, sparkysmom!! Was down tu 40 las nite. We got a cold haus wif no heet, so rite now is colder in da haus den outside! Da cold haus nice in da summer, nawt sew much now.
Iz pritty cold heer in NoCal tu, but not as bad as erlier in teh week.
Aifinks dey call teh global warmin “climit chanj” nao bekaws nawt get warmer ebryware or alla tyme. Warmer oberall, but awlso moar bariabilitee – moar swingin between teh hot adn teh cold. We be swingin nao, aifinks.
Ya, weh sum ol skool swingers, aifinkso!! 8)
YIPPEE!!! An LOL on teh home page….an earlee catmas gift!!!
And itz wun uv mah fav Kitteh Fysix LOLs!!! (Der b 29 moar!!
Tanks soooo much 2 all dat voted fur dis LOL.
*kk4 high fives chech1965* Conga rats tu yoo, mai fren!! Ai still tryin tu get tu front page..ai has a hapee fur yoo!
Jes curious kitteh qweshun…did take lawng time frum wen yu make lol?
Hi KerryKatz4
Dis iz mah fifth home page LOL. Ai seem 2 average bout
200 LOLz for ebery wun dat maeks it (ie I’ve made about
1000 LOLz and five of them made the home page).
Also, it can taek bout two 2 three weeks to see if an LOL
maed teh home page.
I maed dis LOL at least 2 weeks ago, maybe 3….so der is
sum patience involved…waitin 2 see if wun maed teh home
page…lol
Iz hapee day fur ebbryone!!
Ai lubs da littlol bubble hat on kitteh!!!
enna big wyd eyz
Anna tinee bit ob suds onna chin!
Skwee! aborabul kitteh is adorable!
kitteh haz sudz beerd! lolz wuv it!
lookz ike mai kitty!
**beeg floofy white kitteh walks froo room, grumblin sumfin abowt Krissmiss, shoppin, an stoopy trafficks, an tehn crawls unner teh bed**
por kitteh! heer, has a cheezbrgr! Anna martoonee!
Ohai, ambercat.
Foarget teh cheezburger, jes keep slidin teh martoonies dis direckshun.
*snerk* ok, dubble martoonees it is!
martoonies awl around, plz
ai had bad week!
GMTA, Jkitty! Ai reddy tu ffwd intu next munth!
oh noes, ai iz lukkin fwrd tew mai 12 days off frum werk……but ai cud pass on teh “grate expectashuns”
Ultra kewl fur da tiem off!! We nawt kin goes up fer hollydays, ai hab a sad!
nawt tew be sad…… ai can come tew calyfornya in march aifinkso!!
Ware yu gunna beh at? Mebbe ai beh wurkin bai den an kin trabbel!
ai nawt shur but ai find dat mai time share haz a location in san diego so ai thot ai wud make a cheezmeet trip to meet yew an also gmwgs in san jose as part ob teh trip…….
Oh, dat wuld beh kewl!! Ai nawt hab big haus, der noe gest ruum or nuffin…we gots 2 bedruums, one fur us, an one iz sewing/catbox ruum! An onlee 1 baffruum! Wen peeps kum down, we alwayz goes sumware else….yu kin meet awl mai kittehs!! Dat wuld beh da nise!! *kk4 feels littlol bedder now*
yesh………. me tew!!! we can haz cheezmeet!!! yay!! (needs sumfin tew luk furward tew)
Meh tu, Jkitty!! Yu noes ware in s.d. time share is at?
der are tew ob dem ai will luk an send linkie tew yew so you can suggest wich wun luks beddar……..
mai destinashuns are on teh way tew yer emeow!!
Ai gonna beh happytail wen dis hole fing is obber!
♬
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It’s not your fault
♬
LOLZ
Poor smelleh Cat, iz nawt hims fawlt!
Friends ref FTW!
My Trust…you don’t has it anymore
*sigh* what’s wif WP, dis is supposed to separate…
Dishes all done!
They full of cat fuzz, tho.
Kitteh smart, now hims nawt hab tu duz da dishes no mores.
don wurree, D.R., ebereefingin my howsee is full ov goggie hayre. My gowldin shedz and shedz and shedz. Teh gowldin fur fillz up teh backyewm cleener, an yew finkso yew hab it awl, but *sirprize* dere is more awl ober ebereefing! *Sirprize was teh name ov wun of my kittehz, wuz reeberse ov day ja boo fur bee in a cheezpeep? Wear is dat skwirll forchun tellur wen yew need her?
Ai noes wut yu meens, parrothead! Mai haus gots blak kitteh floof in ebbry possybul corner an place! Ai haz dustbuster, but den it blows floof all obber da joint wen ai uses it!
O teh furmanitee! Wuz yew dewin home on caturday nyte, kk4?
Jes hangin liek a leef, parrothead!
Me two! Speekin ov hangin, ai hab to go hang teh last ov teh owtdoor lytesl. Bee back sewn!
Dat shuld beh eezy fur yoo, nawt needs laddrs wen yu gots da wings, yesh?
Speekin ob leefs, ai shud go owt adn pik dem up. We has a frootless mulberry inna bak yard dats bin shedding wif awl teh cold adn wind. Grate big leefs ebryware. But ai nawt wanna get dressed adn go owt inna cold. Mush nicer heer wif a blankie adn cheezfrens, but sun wont be up forebber.
Oh noes, ai had big tree jes like dat in a haus ai used tu lib in. Dey grate fur da shade in da summer, but dey a big payn in da wintertimes! Dressy in grate big warm layers ub clothes an ai wishes dat noe winds blow leefs off as yu beh pikkin dem up!
Fankies, KK4! Ai has on free layers nao – teh teeshirt, flannel obershirt adn jacket. Adn ai ushully goez up inna tree adn shakes on teh branches so awl teh loos wuns fawl down – if ai gonna be rakin mite as well get as menee as pawsibl. But nawt-sekkind step is pikkin up teh goggie poops, befoar dey gets cubbered in moar leefs. Nawt fun pikkin dat up wif teh leefs!
Nawt furgits tu ware yur glubs!!
Awlmosed loox liek an oal 2 mee!
this is my cat, and my picture