Ceiling Cat on vakashun
Ceiling Cat on vakashun I iz Attic Cat, wat for u kan I do?
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Ai haz awforitee 2 halp
awl Ai wunt fur Crissmuss is fingers as fast as yurs, Annipuss!!! Yu must has rekkord fur most nawt-sekkonds!! Congaratshoelaces, mai deer! Wut yu lykin fur dwinks and nosh?
FangQ, Turtlol, It’s neerlee mai bedtiem, so hawt chokklit and a dijestib biskit wud be juss rite.
I think she haz deh borg implantz.
how elz kud she b sew smart adn sew fast??
I standz in awe uv Annipuss.
mee three…. she be teh awsum! Heer….*klink* a smawl mug uv sum hawt
choklit (nawt tu mush, teh caffienee in teh choklit mite keep yu awake!) and sum
uv dem biskits wif teh funnee naym but teh taste gud….
has a gud sleepee!!!! ‘nite nite!
FangQ, Naow Ai muss go 2 bed,
G’nite ebbrywun,
G’nite.
G’nite, annipuss. Sleep well!
KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CC has minyun!
I ment to do this earlier:
OHAI everyone!
Dont forget next Fridai teh 26th is owr Bocksing Day partee!!
Itz a tradishunal TTI hololiday on the day aftur Krissmuss, where peeples gets together to eet leftovers, and gives gifts to serviss people.
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Sew, if u has a phlonquais, today is the day to reward him for his
impertinintimportant services to u!And, if u wishes to take part, we will has an optional
XXXXX XXXXXgifty exchange.This is called by many noms, some of u knows it as Yanquis Exchange, some as Wite Lolophant, and some as…. Well, something else. I has a feeling the propurr name here shud be the ICHC Grabbity Gifty Exchange, but whatever u call it, here’s how it werks:
Everyone brings a present, and puts it under teh tree. Sinse this is Bocksing Day, u can bring ur present in a bocks if u wants! And u can describe the bocks or the packaj if u wants to. Then we takes turns.
•The number one person picks a gifty from under the tree. Open it and say wot it iz!
•Then the no. 2 person can steel teh present the no. 1 person gotted, OR pick one from under teh tree.
•And then teh no. 3 person can steel from either the 1 or the 2… or pick from under the tree.
•And so-on, and sew fourth, etc.
Anyone can steal a gift from someone who has opened one previously. If someone steels ur gift, u gets to go back to teh tree an pick another one.
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U can bring a noo gifty, or u can regifty something u gotted and dint want. Anything goez!!
Sew to recap, we will has drinkses, and feest, and gifties to phlonquais and service peoples everywhere (dat incloods YNGs and fyremens, Ifinkso!) and the Grabbity Gifty exchange! Okays?
The partee will start at the 6 am cheeztime lol, on Dec 26th, which means:
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI time
9 am Spacific time
11 am Central
And the mountain time, in btw the central and Spacific, somewhere in there, ubetcha.
Ai wont be abul 2 plai – mai pleh borin BIL iz bizitin dat day.
Yew kin bring him to teh partee?
Ai fink it wud taek 2 lawng 2 eggsplane lolspeak 2 him!
Yew kud tie him up & frow him inna closet?
Naow dat’s an eye deer!
Iz hard tu splain lolspeek to peeps! It seem so norml, but den it take lawt ub splainin, an sum peeps nawt hab da fun inside dem tu enjoy, aifinkso!
If she jus frows him inna closet, teh rest uv us kin giv hur an alibi.
“No, ossifur — annipuss kud nawt haz bin frowin ennywun ennywere — she wuz bizzee in Cheezland at a Bawksing Day Partee.”
Das rite, nightshayde! Den aifinks if we printee owt da alibi, an gib it tu da ossifer fur tu reeds, den him bak away very slowlee frum us. Den da partee kin commence, aifinkso!
And iffin yew tellink teh naice plisemin taht, tehy wont eben let yew go hoem to pak yore pajamas.
Karnt wayte for partee. Mebbe annipuss cud regiftee hurr BIL?
Dat wuz a thort Ai had!
oh noes! sowry u can’t be there! if he’z not staying teh nite, u can always czech in after leafs.
itll be interesting to see how many peeples comes to teh partee. I figgers ther may be lots ov peeps who can’t come b/c they is traveling, or doing fambly stuffs. But, maybe some hoo has teh day off can play that don’t ushually get to!
leeaz-b!! WHAT a grate idea!!!
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Ai can bee there until 1:30!!! Sounds laik such fun!!
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Ai hoep lotz ov peepl can come!!
yay! Glad u can come!
shud be interestin…
It sonds lyke grayte idea, but I cants be there, eever. Whole haus full ov relatibs, including sum frum Yuropa. But pleze to steal gud prezzie fur me?
pssssssst tell me wot chew wanna give, adn i bring yr prezzie, put it undre da twee for you & get an otter prezzie fr you.
unless, 0 coarse, it be sumfing i wants…
sweetpea, duz yu git along wif da chiapets?
zownds like a purrfect pet fr a plant!
okayz! Whut do I wants to gib….
*fink, fink, fink*
I messages to yu once I figures it out.
o, nd I gibs yu right now a plate ov key lime shwimps fur offuring.
NOM!!
O boi! Ai kan plae fur a liddlol wyle b4 Ai haz 2 goe 2 werk. Ummmm, tihs iz rait up LCB’s alley…..iz sumwun goingk 2 maek shur seh plais bai teh roolz? Nuffing purrsonal, LCB…..wii noez u kant hlep it.
hmm Aifinks he clebberlee disguized basement kitteh, axuallee…
ohai, turtlol, I fink kitteh iz perfk go-between.
hmm, yu cood be rite. Me, Ai iz suspish…susphish…Ai has mai ideaz dat he nawt be awn teh up-and-up. Oh, wayt, he IZ up. Well, that’s very difrunt.
nebber mind.
Noooooes!! Teh meezers nawt be teh basement kittehs! Just bery bery smart!
An dey bery tawkative! Ai had two ub dem win ai wuz teenager..wuz da funneh noisy haus wen dey bof wen intu heet at same tiem. We gotted dem fixd rite aways!
Mai Winky wuz part meezer and she wuz verry tawkative….. if u petting hur and tawlking tu her, den wen u stop tawking, she tawkinged bak. Wii had mennee conbersayshunz.
Waht did she say???
Well, mostly I told her she wuz deh prittiest cat in deh hole wide whirrld. Adn she told mii she new dat, adn i shud pet hur maor, adn bai hur deh nommee gushifudz, adn I shud not letting deh hailstonez bop hur on deh hed. She gotted berry mad at mii wen she got bopped bai deh hailstonez. She akshullee cussed mii owt over dat. I tried splaining dat SHE wuz deh wun hoo wuz owtside. Adn I wuz deh wun opuning deh door so she kud kum in. I did not throwing deh hail at hur. I don’t think she eber bleeved mii bowt dat.
Didja ebber read “the Door into Summer”? The cat Pete in that book always held teh narrator respnsiblr fur teh wevver.
Who rite dat buuk, booklion? Aifinks mebbe ai wanna reed dat one!
Iz an early wun by Robert A. Heinlein, in teh science fiksun dept.
Time trabbel, nd one well-lubbed kitteh!
Iz older buuk, booklion? Ai member win ai wuz yunger dat a person ai knew waz reedin sci-fi buuk bout kitteh dat tawlk..or sumhow communicate wif peeps. Ai allways had Asimov in hed an luuk an luuk fur dat obber da yeers…ai wunner if dat da same buuk? Is series?
No, nawt series. Nd teh cat iz realistic cat, holds person responsible teh way teh JCH4K’s Barney held her respnsible, or teh cween’s meezer blamed her for hail.
Iz enjoyable — you’d lyke it.
More to say on cat fikshun, but battery on lappytop about to wear down, so I gots to go reharge it.
Fanks booklion…ai google da title, an aifinks mebbe dis da buuk ai bin luukin fur! Ai gonna chek it owt!
*makes note to order teh buk online*
Heinlein, wuzzn’t it?
I knew a lady who actually named her cat Petronius Arbiter
Prolly nawt!!
Barney duzn’t tawk – but he speeks volooms wif hiz aiz and face an
behavior!! Hie thinks teh sno iz mai fawlt. Ai let him go out – an he coms rite bak in – luking at mee az if ai had dun it awn purrrrpoise!!
Hur nawt bleev dat cuz hur noes dat kittehs nebber is rong, an alwayz da fawlt ub da hoomins dat serb dem!
Taht bootiful cween. Aifinkso buddy haz teh meezer sumwea in her famblytwee cos seh torks liek a meezer. Nd seh nd ai haev teh torks liek yew and winky. Sept buddy at teh momint wants to noes wai is so cold – iz summah hea, ha ha – and wai ai is notathoem so mutch (ai haz noo partime job werking for own bizniz) and wai seh is most unlubbed kitteh in twerld.
Seh is lookingz forwid to Werlds Most Nawt-Norferly Cheezmeet with tessm and DH tho.
oh, yesh yesh yesh!! suun!
Ai lub der voices…wen peeps wuld call meh an meezers is tawkin, dey always ask if der a cryin bebbeh in da haus! Aifinks mai nextes kitteh gonna beh meezer…*kk4 ponders gettin anudder kitteh, pinch hurself tu wake up*
Aifinkso two!! CC minyun has dabblinz in teh dark sied ov teh cyoot – lookkit him naos an pawzez – ewwww! is EBIL!
A star in teh eest, yu sai? Sry, dont kno nuffink abowt taht
gud wun, AC
GRATE wun from teh ever clever Amercat!! @@@@@!!
Iz jackie chan. U can haz auto…signa…he will signz ur buk.
Cud dis be lub chyl ov CC and BC?
Ifinkso that wud be gray kitteh?
Or black and wite?
hmmmmm…..
I luv teh theologee diskusshuns!
Ai habbed wunce a stray dat habbed kittehs unner my shed, her wuz b/w tuxedo and her had 5 wittle orinj tabbies. Den annuder tyme had a stray ai wuz feeding, her wuz a myute kitteh, an her had wun little mute kitten dat luked jist like her.
Jist sayin.
Da littur ub bebbehs gawt lawts ub daddehs…dat’s why dey awl diffrunt luukin…yu noes how dem wild yung kittehs are!
O yew wild kittehs!
Aifinkso KK4 is STILL a wild kitteh!
I wunz habbed a goggie named Theo! Yew wants to dizcuss hier Yew knew her?
Da child ub dis unwholly union…
Refuse tu hide in attic ennymore.
I wantz deh bloo-iid attic cat!!! him so purdee….
hes is warmin insulashuns!
Attic kitteh sez…noe wun gits in tu see CC….nobuddy!!!
Were duz CC going on vakayshun?
Teh basement?
Iz liek tu goes souf in da winter aifinkso!
kinda liek going to Hedonizm?
hay, I owes u a hedbat!
*hedbats DK*
Ouch! How kum?!?
*jumps awn Leeza adn commenses teh bunneh kiks*
*rolls DK over and jumps back*
U calld me a crum!
**shockeefais**
But she did sended U tu teh NB when she diddit.
Ifinkso she dint know where I wud land!
I just gotted lukky!
*skwink*
Imagin dat, gettin lukky at da NB…hmmm.
But crums! Ai didn’t noes it wuz yoo!
Adn yoo did getting a niec trip to teh NB! Ennebuddy cyoot there?
CC neber goez awai on bakashun. Forchoonatlee for da Urf an da Starrz witch wood be havin kollizhunz ifn he reely leftt. He jus takin hiz sebenf dai rest for tuu
weeks. Laik we wud laik to do!
annee ware hims wuntz tu? He IZ Ceiling Cat, after awl……
I saw him wen i wuz sirkling Pluto.
He wuz lukking fur Mickee.
I think he wanted tu going tu Disneyland.
But himz travel agent wuz Goofy.
*snerk*
Him shudda got da E tikkit, aifinkso.
Oooooh — yer luckee ai diddint spit mah tee awlobber mah pyooter! Or mebbe ai iz teh luckee wun. *shrug*
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Dat wuz teh funneh tho.
Okay, I found your problem. Hand me that duck tape, would you?
Dere’s a duck in dah attic?
An a hole in da bukkit!
Deer Liza, Deer Liza.
Leeza is up dere tawlkin bout her fren theo.
Well fixee it deer henry deer henry…
Mai eerwurm, lemme share it wif ebbryone!
I finked teh lolrus had teh bucket, nawt liza!
Mebbeh da DUCK haz teh buckit!
D Marie haz teh bukkit. She paynted it yello to de skyes it. She SAYS it iz just a pale – but we awl know itz teh bukkit.
Ohai JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Aifinkso ai dew nawt nose D Marie. Duzz teh lolrus hab dis enfurmayshun?
stoppit stoppit stoppit!!!!
Or I shall be forsed to cownter attak wif krissmuss carolls!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! We beez gud!
*cubbers eers wif paws an curl on floor in littlol ball* Ennyfing but dat!
*leeza ponders teh possibilitees of teh nooly discoverd powers*
*then desides to eet dinner*
Eet sumfing chewy so is lawng tyme til yew kin fink abowt singing!
Speekin of dinner, ai mus go hom frum pleh wurk now an feed teh goggie.
*waves bai-bai!
Schmoooz tu yoooz!!
Ohai cween! Ai is back noa, home agin home agin **duz jiggidee jig** Fed teh goggie, her is sittin by me gittin hed rubs, hard to type wif wun wing.
*kk4 opens one eye* *watchis leeza walk away tu hab dinner* *breefly wunners wat noms leeza habs dat mite be guud* Noms…carols….noms….carols
*kk4 in qwandry*
DEK TEH HALLS WIF BOWS OB HOLLEE!!
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!!!!
tee hee!
*kk4 choose tu run awai wif kwikness* *pointy enz skritch on da harwood floor an hur hab noe trakshuns, den zoom!* *kk4 still heers da fa la la la la la la as hur runs awai*
Flies kwiklee after kk4, drawps her sum krissmus muzik pruf eer moffs.
kk4 scramblols tu muzik pruf eer moffs and puts dem on hed obber eers dat is ringin wif crismis carols. Oh fanks yu, parrothead! Dat wuz da skaree!
**YELZ LOWEDLEE** Ohai 4.5K, wut were yew sayin?
Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz.
Wii now haz 341 peepz on deh map!!!
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Google haz added a gnu feechur dat I lubz!
Haz u notist it??
luk at deh map adn u will seeing a liddlol man on deh top uv deh zoom bar. If u pikk him up adn dropping him on deh map, u will git a street level vu!!
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Itz majikz!! U kin seeing wut it lukkingz like tu standing wair deh peepz markerz b. Dis werkz in most uv deh US, adn Straylia adn Gnu Zeelnd. Sry, yroop, it duzn’t b dere yet. If deh liddlol man b grey, he haz no street vu. Az u moving him rownd, u will seeing bloo linez wair he duz hav street vuz.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=39.027719,-98.4375&spn=27.217637,62.666016&z=4
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
Fankies, mai cween! Yew iz a welf uv infermayshun!
Aifinkso dat kitteh wuz jist lukking fur Krissmus prezints hid in teh attic!
mai meezers awlwayz opened teh prezints! tehy b bery smart, butt nawt 2 smart
bcaws deh talky talky awl teh tiem, soes ai noes wat tehy b up 2.
ma’am, ai iz sooprovizar. ai ham autho. . awto .. loud tew hep.
Judeo-Christian god=Ceiling Cat
Greek gods=Attic Cat
Get it? Attic? Greek?
haz a puzzled? ai mus b dince 2nite
Is liek Atticus? Da yeers sinc ai bin in da skool…let meh show yu dem.
an jest who’s cussin at teh attic?!? maebe tehy knead 2 go 2 teh nauty barn?!?
Ai thought atticus wuz a pleh prison in New yawk. wif teh riots.
Pacino ref FTW!!!
Atticus Finch?
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I fink him iz frum Missississippee or sumfin. Not Grease.
Iz liek Atta cussin place ware yu kin speek freely?
plz 2 esplain, steroid?!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attic_Greek
Oh, well, duz ai git a point dat ai fot atticus hab sumfin tu duz wif it? *tries tu untangl da cobwebs in mind* *fail*
so dis kitteh iz Zoos? Or mebbe Apple Ohs? Or if girl kitteh cud B a theena.
Hay eberee wun Ai…… Duz enneebodee haz ennee ideeea wat ai kud sai?
Aifinks Caturday eve!! Iz almos Caturday!
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kibbles
Gushifuds
Sammons
cheezburgers
Hed
Showlders
Knees an
Toes
Plasticat cud sai, “Ohai ebereebudee, hoo wud lyk un lim it ed drinkees? Ai iz by in.”
No ideer wat u can sai. But nebber uze debreifing flooids tu put outta fyre.
NOOOOO!!!!!!
Do not follo Attic Cat!
He iz a false proffet!
There iz onlee wun troo Ceeling Cat.
U tells em, woodchuck!
Ceiling Cat NOT EBER has a vaycayshun! Dat iz BLASFEMY. Ceiling Cat bees in deh ceiling foreber and eber, akitteh.
Plz nawt tu be telling CC wut she can adn cannot do. Kittehs r nawt limited bai hoomin maginashun. Oar lak thayruv.
I iz not telling CC wat to do, iz her tells us. U pleeze to read Lolcat Book of Catthew: “An surely im wif u always…” nuffing bout no Attic Cat.
So who iz Attic Cat? maybe mormon or some
shud not be atticat?
Attic Cat! do yu represehnt…..
Wait fir it….
PURRRRGATORY???
*heddesk*
Gud wun!
Aha! Sharp11kitteh iz tuu sharpz for all uv us!
Looks more like hallway cat, mefinkso.