Dis mai laytist wurk.
Dis mai laytist wurk. Ai kallz it “Nom de ploom”.
kittehz r rly gud at maekin art.
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I has a fether! or 2…
teh four calling burds, will not be calling any mores…
neither will teh fronsh hins or teh terdle dobes or teh partrij
and no six gooses, or sebben swans a swimmin
Lukz moar lyke twelv callin burdz, foar Fronsch henz, tu turtulduvz, AND a partrij inna pair trii!
Conga rat yew lay shuns tew Leeza B! Wut yew want fer teh drinkees and dansees? Pleez tew keep in mind it iz teh nyte before Caturday!
um.. iz tehre a special drink for Caturday Eve?
I was thinking teh red wine booklion menshuned earlier sounded teh tastee!
Afinkso ineefing goez on Caturday Eve. **luks around** I hab sum nice merlot, or a shiraz-merlot blend. Wuts yur plezure? Here, hab sum nyce awluvs and cheez an krakkurs wile yew deeside. Aifinkso da dansees shud be da can can, so sell-ah-bra-toree. Don wurry, ai will poar ur wine beefour ai startz cancanning.
Id liek a littul peeno nwah, if I can can has?
**luks fyewreeusly thru teh junk drawur fer dah corkscrew** **gibs up an uzis talons** Pop **goes teh cowrk** Here yew go, Leeza-b, peeno nwah, eggstra larj glass. **ponders if peeno nwah sownds dirty**
clymz owt ov da pond, shakes awf fedders (speshually shakes tayle fedders)
pond? wut pond?
Wear ai wuz pondering!
*heddesk*
Did dat hert? Yer still at yer desk? Hab anudder dirty-sounding drink! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{leeza-b}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
no, I is home, trying to dekorate teh tree and make cookie doughs in btw being here!
‘heddesk’ is just another way of sayin ‘GROAN’
And it tasted loud, too! *hic*
Otay, LCB, ai haz onlee had two Blu Muun Wite Aylz, but I do nawt unnderstand. Purhapz I needz tew more?
Yes plz, I’ll has 2. Moar!
Pleez to nawt moar in ha howse. Uze ur insyde voyce. **Handz LCB two Bluu Muun Wyte Ales, pops tops wif talons**
THX! Ooops. I mean *whispers* thx.
*drinkdrinkdrinkdrink*
sownds like itz talking back to u, too!
and as for the Fronch hens, well, teh less said, the butter.
this commint wuz spozed to go under leeza’s commint, and be followed by conga rats. but it didn’t.
we won’t even menshun teh partrij.
or teh swans.
or teh geese.
Nope.
or teh callin berdz
Ai iz feelin lyke a or-fun. Awl alone in da wurldl. A wurld fild wif hongry kittehs. **finks about flying away kwiklee**
yew be sayfe heer – wii r awlyer frens
speaking ov Fronsch, this kitteh must haz sebberal aunteez.
or at leest seberal plumes de sa tante.
ifn it wur a goggeh, wud it be a nom de gurrrr?
la plume de ma tante
le chien de mon oncle
le fils de chien
whoopsie…dats a bad wun…
Day tole me in cawlidge ai shud lern spanish, obveeuslee day nawt cheezpeeps.
Fanks Plasticat! **ponders if haz in cowntured sarcazum**
Hay! Wear yew git dose fedders? **luks self ober**
iz ok ph, dese fedders nawt luk liek parrot fur!
Yew rite, I hab gone green!!!
Iffen yeh febbers wur down, wud singing cheer tehm up?
Wherez mai swimmee swans?!
Fevvers in my mouf
Surrounded by destruction
Was it worth it – Yes
Taysts lyke chikken…
HAY HAY HAY!!! Nawt awl burdies haz a flavur lyke chikken!! Aifinkso mai ‘flavur is ‘margarita’
R yu wasting away again, Parrothead?
Ohai booklion! Well, deepins awn if we’re tawkin abowt my brayne or my body. Teh fourmur, defanutlee, teh latter, nawt a chance.
JB ref FTW!!!
Plz to nawt nom teh ploomz, Kitteh!
Or at teh beri leest, plz nawt to nom my ploom!
Hay, wear yew git dat ploom?
**luks self ober**
Nawt tu wurry, ai wuz bornd wif it.
Gotta run. Curtain is at 8, adn ai has a 7:00 call. Dis be my closing weekend! Sho tonite adn tomorrow nite, den we close wif Sunday matinee.
Bye nao! Adn hapee Caterday Eve!
whut dew u meen, deh cammophlage nawt werk?
iz dis a catbyrd?
Ai iz innacint!
Now kitteh hab tu chanj him writer name tu sumfin else, cuz we awl noes wat kitteh luuk like now.
Mai Secret kitteh is on page 2 up da upcomings! Him da sad basement kitteh. Luuk at hims cute littlol sad face!!
oh thats sew cyoot!!
I wish it wud let me vote!
grrrrrr
Did u see the Where’s Waldo one rite aftur?
FUNNEH!
Ai did, ai used tu luuk at dos wif mai kids..hims wuz hard tu finds! Den wen yu gits tu da end an finded him on all da pages, yu kin go bak an luuk fur his stuff on eech page.
did u noes in wun Waldo buuk, there izza half-nekkid laydee onna beech???
iz #88 onna “moast banned buuks” list.
bcuz uv corse, yung childrin NEVER shud see taht kind uv fing!
srsly!
Ohai (agin) KK4! Yur Secret is sew kyoot!
Ai jes lubs him! He mai fabrit ub dem awl cuz hims got bebbeh face.
Yes – beri nyce pikshur. Frum teh top-o-teh-cattree colekshun, ai see.
Yesh, him lubs tu be way up der, iz hard tu get piks wifout da lazer eyes or da sqinting!
Yef – tell me abowt it. Dat wun ob Isis was dun wifout flash, tu get teh shado adn aboid teh lazer iz, but u see hao dark it came owt. Beri hard wif a blak kitteh, speshully agenst a lite bakground.
Gotta run nao – bye!
I jest luuked at ur pikshurs.
I LUBS teh calikoes!
Ifn u ebber gets tyred ov dem, I gibs u my address, ‘k?
O darlin, dats my littul Angelina. Teh uvver calico kitten was put up fur dopshun wiff her brudders, adn nao shes teh onlee kitteh in mai howse. No ofence but ai dont fink Iyl be gettin tyred ob hers aneetyme suun. Ok, nebbers. Sowwy!
Iyl be happi to gibs her sum xtra hed-skritches fur u tho.
Ai can haz fevvers, butz pleeese no tarr adn fevvers 4 bein inna chickenz coop.
tarr nawt all loud in cheezland, awl teh rowds iz dirt an sand (butt watch owt fur dos kitteh piles in da middle, will rew-in yer ah line mint.
Ai fawt dat wuz a habit ob teh goggies
Daedlolus cat sez “Noe Peking, Icatraus, Aiz wurkin awn yoor Xmuss prezint!”
*snort!*
O Fank Guushnuffs, sumbuddy fynullee got it!
.
Ai wuz beginnin 2 fink ebreebuddy forgrotz tehy’re Greek Miffs!
P.S. Fanks, tessm!!!
*waves floofee paw*
ohai woozled! ai fot it wuz BERRY clebber!!
needs sum voting burgerz, aifinsko:
@@@@@!
**poked hed in door** Yup, luuks lyk teh yooshual suspecks are heer.
Ohai! I’m home.
so how was teh party?
It wuz teh fun. I eeted tew musch, ob coarse. Teh fuds wuz gud.
Gib us a brake! How wuz da PARTEE? Deetayles, pleez!
*razes i-brow*
now u KNOWS teh fud is not wot I wanna hear about….
U meen teh gui?
Him nawt showed up.
Dunno why. Mebbe him wized up an chanjed hiz mynd.
He not showinged up???!!?!?!?!
Wutz up wif dat????
Did u smak deh gui hoo b setting u up wif him??? wif deh pointy endz engaged????
wuz awl gurl partee? Aifinknawt!
OR, maybe just had somethin he cudn’t get away from, or had to werk late, or got sick… u always goes to teh worst case!
U didn’t ask teh coworker that wuz trying to set u up?
Teh boss wuz dere, az wuz seberal uthurs. Gud turn-owt.
Boss sed himz tolded teh gui abowt teh partee, but gui nebber sed ennyfing abowt it.
I hads teh fun ennyway.
well that’s gud!!
itz gud tu has fun. sometimes itz hard to do, but when u does, it’s teh grate!
My boss is hillary-us.
Wii heered storee ov wen him gots berry inebreeyated an ackted owt “Dixieland Delight” by Alabama.
I nawt fink I ebber finks ov dat sawng teh saem way agin.
I had booooring werk hololiday lunch todays.
Itz a free meal and teh fud is gud, but I wudda rather been home gettin my house cleen!
Rite now I is in and out here, b/c I’m trying to clean, get teh tree decorated, and make cookie dough for tomorrows. Teh nephews are coming up and we is making cookies. And I wants teh place to look festib.
And clean.
Wow, leeza, you has teh bizee!
I’m meetin my BFF foar lunsch tomorrow. Tehn I gots to finnish my Krissmiss shoppin. Bah humbug.
I came hoem, chanjed clothes an got awn teh ‘puter.
Rite nao, I iz heer, lissenin to songs awn yoo-toob an playin solitaire.
My wild lyfe, let me show u it. *snerk*
Mebbe I nawt reddy to start datin.
I has sum trust isshos, speshully wif teh mens. I haz trusted peeplols I nawt shudda an it haz come bak tew bite me awn teh bakside.
Mebbe I shud be werkin awn dat nawt-sekkund.
sometimes I liek stayin in and relaxin.
I has to finish my shoppin too, almost done, but Ifinkso I’ll finish Sunday am. If I goes early, wile peeple are still in church, I can miss some of teh crowds. Im a heethen that way.
u has to trust ur gut before u can trust anything else.
if it sez ur not ready, then ur not ready.
duznt mean u will never be! just not rite now.
Awww… I gonna tell CC awn u.
I do goes tew church, but haz been known tew play teh hooky wunse in a whiel.
I figger dat sinse I gonna be in town 2morrow ennyway, I jes go awn, bite teh bullit an gets it ober wif.
My hololiday spirit – I nawt kin show it to u!
Aifinkso I gonna signe awf foar teh nite.
Bye!
nite rhsb.
sweet dreems.
Him nawt hadz tew werk late. Him wurks teh 2nd shift, four 10-hr dayz.
Dats wut 95% teh 2nd shifters dew in my bildin.
Wized up my feddered butt!
Yew siwwy, rhsb.
Ohai, rhsb — glad to see yer hoam saeflee!
Fanks, NS.
I onlee had 2 adult bevridjes an tehn switched teo teh nawn-alkyhawlic stuffs.
*clappin floofee pawz*
Gud jawb, rhsb! Ai haz a prowd!
…
Got a few moar minnitz uv bein atwerk, then gunna go shop a liddul moar. Ai got sum wikkid awsum sales yesterday — hoapfullee mah luck will continyoo.
…
*crosses anklols*
Iz u in teh Kaleeforneeyuh?
Iz tew late tew go shoppin heer awn teh East end ov teh Yoo-Ess. Aftur 10 p.m. Nawt much open, egg-sept Wal-Mart.
I haz been tew teh Wal-Mart at fwee inna moarnin befoar. Skeery peeplols in dere!
Yup – Kaleeforneeyuh. Lots uv stoars open until 10 or 11 or even midnite (plus WalMart 24 hours) fur teh hollandaise. Ai lubs to do teh shoppin at nite — nawt az menny pplz in teh stoars.
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Ebbreewun haz a grate nite, a fabulous Caturday & beyond! Ai will seein yew awl on Mundane (iffin ai duzzint pop on at hoam aftur downloading Firefox on mah laptop).
G’nite!!! {{{{ns}}}
cweenie, yew still up?
yew must be snoozin bai now……….ai will ketchup wif yew tewmorrow..
schmoooo
Haz tew go now, frens. Dotter is home tew take ober ‘puter. Will check back wif yew speshully rhsb tewmarraw! Gud nite frens!
Nite, parrothead.
Gud nite, parrothead!
That caption is pure genius!
*laffing halplessly* Oh, teh fethers stking owt his eers!!!!
re-animated kitteh rises from the grave
hahaha! that’s great!
m I onlee one kuri-us about 2 blk bars?
Ah luffs dis!!!
o hai cheezheds!
iz new on de boord, but bin loling at ur koments a looong taim!
dis kitteh iz an artisteh very talnted – prbly veery controbershial two (at leest in hers haushold)..
Hmmmm; thems sended teh foxx adn teh kitteh tuu gard teh chiken-koop: adn tihs iys wut heppined!!!!!!!
(Wye ar Ai nawt suhrpriyzid?)
Ummm: taht’s Rhettorikal kweshun…….
This one is absolutely brilliant.
OK, HAX!!!! HAXAXAX!!!! Dis a ripoff uv dat udder Nom de Plume pic! I calls Shenaniginz on dat unrigional bakstabba.
U nommed teh WUT?
why is hims head ebited?
That is the sweetest look I’ve ever seen on a cat! It’s like “Oh crap I’m caught and I love you so much that I was going to put your feather boa back together!”