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pssst… tell santa i want catnipz!
i awlso wud liek mah dignitee bak.
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Big Foods!
*Puts on Troll Mask*
PIC RERUN!
Ennuwun wud fink dat nowun maeks enny nyoo lolz!
An nawt-sekkund capshun wuz bedderer……
Agreed…
which was teh furst one?
I liek the one by schippx5.
I nawt luk at awl ov tehm, but the nawt-sekkund (BTW Leeza sed a bad werd, Leeza sed a bad werd!!!) wun wuz teh ranedeer talking, saying Santa fergawt sumthin? Aifinkso enneeway.
As long as we’re being trolly, I think this was a “Cats ‘n’ Racks” picture on cute Overload before it was on ICHC.
Fangkew, deer.
ICHC is losing its creativity and originality
can’t you all spell correctly?
what is wrong with you
is this how you want children to speak
with incorrect spelling and faulty grammar?
:throws the troll mask awai
how wuz my impresshun?
scaree!
ai waz berry skeered! Yew duz da gud troll immi… emmi… purrtends!
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haz aneebody else been redirected to a website wif car deealrshps in chicago?
I’ve been sent to a yello pagez site, and to a yahooo site…
which browser are you using?
Internet Asploder
I using firefox is less trubble dan Exploder
I yuse Safari onna Mac, and duzzn’t haz teh trubbles ov witch u speeks.
I use teh firefox wif teh AdBlock Plus add-in. Makes for a faster-loading page and not pesky ads.
(I knoes teh Cheezes gotsta make some moneys, but is easier for me to be hre wifout all teh extry stuff on teh screen.)
whut she said
no has popups
I had to reformat mah hard drive
when I wuz internet eggsploder
wuz no fun
buh bai to eggsploder since den, dat wuz four yearz ago.
4th line shud readz: when I wuz using
ai sended da cheezes an emeow, an referrenced dis fred…
well, I iz atwerks, so I has to suffer in silents.
wif teh asploder, I means.
Yes, anitz makin me wunna cuss! An yooz mai pointy enz on it!
Yesh, DexOnline, tryin tew put up da chicago car deelrshaps…
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Sew sumwun is tryin tew hack da site, nawt juss meh…
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Ai be usin fyrfawx, sew nawt just IE.
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Shud ai tell da Cheezes?
mah troll impresshunz or Exploder
or boff?
da redirex, aifinxo
Teh Exploder, ov corse! Yur trollpreshun was mos admirablol! I wuz tremblin an bout to loggoff in feerz – if u had sed “haow danjurus fur teh dears 2 be owt in ise an sno!” well, I probly wudda…probly wudda unplugged teh puter cuz I fell on teh lectric cord rollin off mai chayr!!!
onoes, even dilbert turnded into a trol
dilbert.com/fast/2008-12-18/
Hay!!!! Wun ov teh bestest troll iympersohnashuns Ai ebber sawed;
(Yuu hadded me foolede foar a minnit!!!!)
Big fudz wif antlerz!!!!
I wuz gonna add taht to my originul commint, but I wantid to maek shure I wuz nawt-secund
GMTA!!
*jumps up an daown wif liddle-grrl glee* Didja see 2 dayz inna row I got there befoar u???? I wuz so eggsyted!!!!!!
Yesh. It wuz excelle… eggsala… good!
Eggsalad? Wii habbin eggsalad fur lunch?? Yum!
Hao wus teh plai!??!??!??
Rehearsal was a little rough, but it always is the first night in the theatre. Everything has to be adjusted to fit the stage.
Go to My Lolz and look at a pic of my EXCELLLENT new Mouse King costume. I’m going to put another one up in a little while…
Berry kewl! Luvz teh purplol adn guld.
Woot!!! w00t!!!
Wut a soot!!
uhohes. a soot? don’t sootz mek you stoopy?
Dis a ebil soot, nawt a stoopy soot!
Duz that meen its ebil Maus in teh Maus King costyuu?
Iz teh theayter-goers sayfe?
Fink ov teh chilurns in teh audience!
Fink ov teh maniteez (hyuge or otterwise)
Fink ov teh womaniteez!
womaniteez…
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*hedesk*
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Yah!! Wut Cweenmj sed! Tahtz teh bestest Mause King I ebber seed!
Eye juss saw teh picher uff ur coztume on mye profyle Maus.
Moast imprezzive!
Moast eggcellant fais awn teh kostoom!!! Bestest wun Aye hab ebbur scene, Teh kaep iz stylin!!!! Yu go Maus!!!!!
Fanks. I lieks it a lot!
The mask is a little small for my swelled head though. It left a dent in my scalp for several hours.
Cud halp wif anti-splortashuns mebee?
Wow, Maus u look grate n ur costume!!
Berry nis, Maus!
Second costoom pic is up in My Lolz. Has a look!
now all I see iz teh one where u is haf nekkid!
Shud be a new one called “Mouse King Version 2.0″. Mebbe you needs to refresh. Unless you is pullin my leg…
Leeza `donut need tew re-fresh, she awreddy fresh enuff!
not shur which.
No, Mausie, nuffin but dat owld wun ub trouzers down…
wud I pull ur leg???
*innosent luk*
ya dat’s all I see too… n wy is u so mostlee nekkid neways?
Really? There should be 8 pics in there.
i finkso hee’s jest sayink dat to maekk us luk- vewy twikky, dat maus.
O hai. I maded a lol outta that one also. Hope u doesn’t mind — I mean no offenses. As far a u knoes.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2918790
I saw that a little while ago. Great as usual. Thanks!
But… but… I just maded it like 2 sekkonds ago!
Is u living in teh future again?
I saw it in the Right Now section of My Profile. I guess I happened to pop over there just as you posted it.
Oh. Ok then. I was just gonna start looking round my offis to see if u was teh hiding somwhares.
Maus, I madez yu a lol, too, az tribute tu yr skariness az teh Maus King.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2918919
Fanks BL!
OHAI Maus!!! Just flying throoo!!!
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But ai think teh taim haz come!!
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MERDE!!!!
Fanks Janet!
Ohai Maus! Dat is teh most wunderfil costume Ai eber saw! Yew is a danser bi trayde?
I iz a ‘puter “architect” persun by trade. I duz theatre & ballay stuff fer teh funs…
Ruff, u sez?
Anyfing to add on teh menu at teh Greesy Spoonerism Cafe?
Is a ballay, silly. No talkins. So tehre canna be any spoonerisms…
no talkins ever?
guess itz bovius I has never bin to a ballay…..
:red:
I has teh Nutcrakker musicks tho!
*earnest expression* I wuz inna groop uv edjookayted adultz age 40-85 tother dai, an nawt wun ov tehm had herd ov spoonerisms!!!!!!
An, I bet there’s kinesthetic spoonerisms tew be had if yoo is clever ennuff?
*finking ov “perch forniture” az a kinesthetik spoonerism*
*getz heddake*
Whoa. I gits NB type heddake frum taht wun!
Did yoo know taht ants formicate????
lols!
KTHXFLY!
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oh, deer, ov corse it had 2 b sed!
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Gud one! Heer, u can has this shiny thing.
an ai haz bean berry gud
Ai donot brake teh plantur, an ai donot brake da glash, an ai donot put mah hayrblls en mah hooman’s shooz, an ai donot miss da lidderbawks, an ai lets mah hooman sleeps eben when ai beh da hun-gree… Awnest, ai has been berry BERRY gud!
an I only use mah pointeh endz in self defense
when mah dignitude is affronted
an iffn enny badf fing happined it wuz teh goggie.
i wuz told ur noze wood be red…
Dat’s nawt Rewdawlf, siwwy. Duzzunt yew know yer rayndeers?
I know dasher an dancer an prancer an Nixon, an comet an cupid an donna dixon
Luks lyke Santa furgot sumting.
weindeer can haz wed nosey? i tawt tey did.
they lied to us thru song!!! I hate wen people do that!
Onwee Wudowlf haz wed noz. Cud be udder weindeer.
Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz.
Wii now haz 340 peepz on deh map!!!
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Google haz added a gnu feechur dat I lubz!
Haz u notist it?? luk at deh map adn u will seeing a liddlol man on deh top uv
deh zoom bar. If u pikk him up adn dropping him on deh map, u will git a street level vu!!
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Itz majikz!! U kin seeing wut it lukkingz like tu standing wair deh peepz markerz b. Dis werkz in most uv deh US, adn Straylia adn Gnu Zeelnd. Sry, yroop, it duzn’t b dere yet.
If deh liddlol man b grey, he haz no street vu. Az u moving him rownd, u will seeing bloo linez wair he duz hav street vuz.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=39.027719,-98.4375&spn=27.217637,62.666016&z=4
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ (it b a long paige adn u will haz tu scrolling down kwite a wayz tu finding it, but it b dere. I promiss.)
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
Ooooh, iz bery magimakle. Iz amazing, these photos sooo detayled.
Can’t doo birfdai soot sunbavving in privac ov bakyards, cuz sumwhere a ssatellite iz fotoing yu, nd it will turn up on teh innernets.
O, dang, this reminds me ov a sotry that I can’t tellz here….
o comeon!
now we has a curious!!
Merember, wii hazzin liddlol grandkidz an such reedin heer, wee spozed tew be keepin it eever kleen oar WAY ober their liddlol hez….
Well….trying to keep it PG-13.
but uzing yur imagimanayshun, imagin a yung cupple in teh woods on a mountainside in Switzerland, doing whut jung cupples do, and nevver notissing until too late teh cable cars full ov tourists gliding by oberhed….
But wif this clear satellite imagery, there ar teh eqibalent of cablecars oberhed ALL TEH TYME.
u cant buy memmries liek those!
in Yurp tho, peoples were prolly less shokked than they wudda bin here.
Ha! My street is not a bailable one!
Sew I cud still has birfday soot bunsathing.
Um, that is if I had a fense. And teh nerve.
Ohai booklion! Tis nawt a saddelyte, tis a trukk wif sum kyne ov fancee camera awn it dryvin up an daon teh street. Yeer anna haff ago, mai older son cawlled me up an berry eggsyted saided I had tew look atta Googlemap of suchandsuch. It was hiz car parkded in front of hiz girlfrend’s haus!!!!! Twas kewl!
Eben if this izzn’t satellite, there r satellite photos that r awlmost this good abailable on googole.
Bu bery eggsciting for ur son and fabily.
Well, teh street view izza trukk. The “satellite image” is a satellite. Confuzzlkayted yet?
No, I noes. I just switched subjeks wifout enuff tranzishun. Eben if teh images you gets wiff the little man r frum a trukk, if you looks at teh google map and clikks on satellite, you gets sum bery good views ov sum areas. And there r ovver websites that give bery cleer sattllite photos ov teh ground. Not kwite az gud az teh stret view, but almost.
My boyfrent telled me that teh streetview of my condo included a few shots of my car in teh parkifying lot. U can see teh license plate nummer in one of them. I don’t think I likes that too much.
Awesum!!!! Iffin yew luuk ober teh liddle manz hed, thare beez ah buttin fer terning teh vuu aroun’. Aye lukked atz my toun unda map, adn sawz cornstrukshunn frum ayere oar sew agoe. Terned teh vuu aroun’, adn dare wuz the bay wif boatz inda waddur… kewl! Den, Aye walkt up teh hill, hung ah rite ahn W. Frunt St, adn strold doan tu Espresso Joe’s adn gotz sum hawt caffee adn chonklat fur ebberywun. Cheerz!
Fankie, smammie, fur teh cawfee. My town tooo small to be inklewded, fank CC, cuz I’d haz an embarraseed if I happened to be in wun ov teh shots
Smammie, I just went on Front Street and saw teh Espresso Joe’s! So cool!
Im finking dis be gud way to arrange Cheezmeets, in areas that haz been photoD.
Yew bii ontu sumpin dare Booklion, Aye finkso! Wii wood gnoze just wut tu luuk fur onda streetz.
Haow Incrediblol! Therz no pix of mai haus, but I went an peeped in teh husbin’s playse ov imploymint (jus to be shur hez not slakkin, u no!) an I evin lukked boaf wais b4 crossin teh strete. Saeftee nawt seccund!
Hi-Larious!
lolz.
Oh Dear, wai has yu gawt cote rack awn yur hed?
that wuz phunnie!
Ambercat how beez the liddel bebbeh who wuz sick
is she bedder?
Elizabeth Shrimp? She is Lucifur’s behbeh – she wus bornd verree verree perma…prena…eerly, 2 munfs ago; she STILL shuddent be bornd yet! She has been awn an orf teh ventilator so sumtyms she is strawng enuff to breev awn her oen. But she is so teeny tiny taht she can get verree sik, verree kwik. We’s nawt herd enneefink form Lena or Gramma Sue yet so keep teh fambly in yur thorts an praers an prai to wutever gods yu bleev in taht tehy will awl hav a happy crissmuss.
okay I keepz her and herz famblee in mah thots and hope
she gets bedder and stronger soon
fanks fur the update Ambercat
i eated da nips
What a cool picture!!!
Ohai Cheezpeeps, pleez to skewz teh rant, but
I just read the news, someone in PA put “gothic kittens” on ebay, she (or he) had pierced the kittens’ ears, tails, necks, etc.
Sometimes I am mortified to be a member of the human race.
Iz enntway to report teh alleged hyuman to teh ASPCA? Get that person arrested for cruelty?
Teh artycul sayed sumwun (police?) raided her howse and tuk teh kittehs, and dat charjiz wud “probably” be filed. Sawry, don’t see why there iz a probably involved?
already reported… it was the SPCA dat raided her. apnews.myway.com/article/20081218/D955B89G0.html
SAMS, ai jes red link dat yu posted…an dis ladee hab pet groomin bizness in hur basement! Ai hope dat hur git in big trubble fur dis! Poor littlol kittens.
Ai agrees wif booklion, if troo dat dis persun did dis fing tu kittehs, dey needs tu beh reported!
Ohai KK4!! Itz, unfourchewnutley, true, they hab pictures ov teh poor kittehs.
Unbeleevabul wat peeple are capable ub doin tu poor animals. Ai hopes dey throw da buuk at hur! Poor kittehs, yu noes dat hurted dem! Ai wishes ai had an hour alone wif dat gurl…meh an a big gage peercin needle!
I agrees KK, and BL is rite, “alleged hoomin” pretteh much covers wut I think of peopls liek that.
*tries to throw buk from NC*
*throws out arm insted*
*kk4 watches in awe as a lone arm sails across the country an smaks da ebil cat piercer rite in da face*
Good throw, skwirrlgrrl!!
Dew we treet lawst arms teh same az we treet splorts? Lie back, skwirllgrrl, an keep that stub elebated.
Mee two, kk4! Gib me an hour and a hammer, doh.
Tawk to ur reindeerz abowt teh dangers of catnps!
Dis is too cyoot!