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Ai aer bored
kongratchoolayshunz awn teh nawt-second!!
FangQ DK
yes annipuss concats frum me 2
here has sum tea
I can haz break frum unpacking?
:sips tea herself
U aer walkum – iz laet in teh dai fur me 2 drink tee – it keaps me awayk an Ai aer goin 2 bed soon.
o bai teh wai, ai has maededed a noo ranDUM mowmint furthurr dawn teh lol!
ohaidk; iffin yew still arown, ai doan get dis capshun… can has esplains?
Did u never take a magazine to teh litter box wif u when u had some serious duty to do-do?
woah! brayned all gurn frum teh school finals, aifinkso cauz ai nebber saw litter until rite nao!!LOL
Yew kin haz ennyfing yew want, kitteh…. az soon az sumwun kleenz up mah braynes.
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*SSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTT*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep dekuratid wiv Krissmussy pikchoorz*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fanks, annipuss! Dat wuz bery bery kwik!
*snugglols into floofy blankie*
*nibblols choklit possum*
Mmm – iz dat nougat in dere?
*sips hawt choklit*
Mmm – whippee creem!
*sneeks a liddul Bailey’s into teh hawt choklit*
Oh MAI!!!!
*scoopitee scoop braynes bak inna hed
Sekure skullz wif dukee taype an staplez
Wrap hed inna plastik rap
putz in fridje to “set up”*
*Puts boddee inna blankee and direkts to kowch*
DING! HED AWL REDDEE!
* outz hed bak awn wif zippur ZZZZIIIIIIP!*
Gibs hawt choklit wif teh wippee creem.
Stai put nao! weebles wobblez an dey mite fawl doawn!
GIBS
WAAATTTT dis ‘posed to be wif nightshayde!!
Oh dere it bees. Nebburmindz.
Fanks fur the reskew, Melissa.
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Jus wun fing. Nao dat mah hed haz bin in teh fridje, duz dat meen ai has a hed cold?
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Ah-choo????
Noe, juss a cawld hedd!
Phew. Datz gud. Gettin sik a week befoar Krissmiss — DO NAWT WANT.
*grumble grumble* last nite atwerk (ai werks 7pm – 7am) uniquekitty started gedding sore throat, earache, sneezing, runny nose…UK will be in rillee gud shape(helf wyse) bai Krissmiss…grumpee UK.
Weer iz Scrooge McPig? ai gonna sit wif him…
4 wunce Ai mai nawt has a cowld 4 Catmess….bcuz Ai iz jest getting ober wun. Pleh! Hoep u iz okae, UK!
Heer haz teh peppurrminty schnapps. Will keep teh cold frum going tu ur chest. NE wun else?
ooo. mii, mii, miii! Plz??
Here U goes cweenmj. And have sum pineapplol rightside up caek?
ai want sum uv dat… it sowndz yummee..
Iz nummie.
Ai haz a happytayl teh potluck has leftober shrimpz cattails!!
Adn mai vienna torte is awl gone.
omnomnomnomnomNOM!! is gud
no cold….I jus feelz liek hed needz to “gel” a lil bit.
meaks it awl betturz!
sumwun get me outta heer!
I cannts go wif u watchin!
“ai can has bail munny?”
And some privacy, plz?
oh, an befoar I gitz down to bidnezz coodja pleeze to pass me dat bawx ob kitchen matches? Kthxbai.
does U has a square to spare
I doesn’t has a Vanity Fair to spare.
break a five?
WSJ will do just as well
I thought you were supposed to use the Sears catalog?
Dats fur teh outsied poddy.
I allus reed on teh throne!
Sum Rolling Stone mebbe?
Annowncurr: Ohai! Iz tiem foar anuthurr ranDUM mowmint!
Heer yoo cans lurn lawtz ob stuff dat yoo nawt reelee needz tew kno, as doez ob yoo dat ramemburr the nawt-second ranDUM mowmint wuld ramemburr.
And sew, awn Fursdai, the ateteemf ob Deecemburr, heer’s ur hoast, as yoo kno, Draconic Kitteh!
It ar deh orinj kitteh dai
dis ar deh fird orinj kitteh in a row
DK: Ohai agayun! And welcom tew tudai’s ranDUM mowmint!
Nawt-second, iz the SDI (Splort Dayngurr Index)
SDI: code oringe(nawt poysin)!!!!!!!putt awn yur CHRG’s!! adn get teh CCC reddee!!!
Secondlee, iz the Splort talleh!
Splorts awn dis lol: wun sew far
thankeez foar awl does hoo go awt ob dere wai tew fix peepz splorts!!
Firdlee, is dis wethur repoart!
Wii has bin habbin sum weerd wethurr recentlee….
Iz akshualle cawld in Caleefownryaa, iz hawt ‘n hyoomid heer in Geyorgya—ebben inn the winturr!
Hoapfullee, dere wills bee lawtz ob snoes, foar does dat want dem, nawt sew much foar doez dat doanut, butt happee wethurr foar awl!
Fowrflee, wii can be habbin’ a noo’z flash!
Warnink: dere is a kloan ob mii runnin abawt cheezland. Him beez playin prankz awn innocint cheezpeeps, and ai is bettin blaymededd! Sew plz tew bii keepin a wukawt foar himz!
Fifflee, iz the cawntdawn tew Chrismuss!
Daiz til Christmuss: sebben!!!!
and wif dat, ai knkloodez tudai’z ranDUM mowmint!
Til nexxt tiem, CC bless yoo and gud nite!
Sujjestyuns, cawmints, kwestyuns, and feedbak (espeshuallee cheezburgers) cans bee sent tew mai profyle!
fank yoo for taht wunnerful publik serbiss, DK!
ur welcom, lunarmommy! is mai pleshur! awltho eet taekz tiem tew think ob…
eef annewun has anne ideyas foar teh nexxt ranDUM mowmint, plz tell meh!!
Dis b a Cheezpeepz map update. i promise not tu boring u wif dis agin tuday. But i noez different peepz reedz differnt LOLz.
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Wair tu begin??
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Last week deh map disappeared. So I started making a gnu map. Wen I wuz making deh gnu wun, I maded sevrul new kololoneez. Adn on deh master list, I putted linkeez to deh Kololony mapz fur awl deh peepz on deh gnu kololoneez. Den, b4 i got teh gnu wun finisht, the old wun cameded bak.
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So deh gnu map and deh old map wuz not deh same. Adn still I had peepz wanting tu b on deh map.
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Wut tu do? Wut tu do? i askinged maisef.
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Well, dis b wut I did. I putted deh gnu kololoneez on deh old map. Adn I maded deh gnu map “unlisted” so peepz can’t going dere and being confuzzilated cuz dere not b awl deh peepz on it.
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If u b in wun uv deh gnu kololonees, plz tu chekking ur marker adn making shur it b rite. Sumthingz may haz gotted confuzillated in deh kunfuzhunz uv deh map makingz. Sry. If u see sumfing rong, plz tu emayoing mii and I will fixing it.
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Deh main (old) map b here:
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=8.500816,144.333616&spn=178.628807,360&z=0
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Deh masterlist b at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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fur strukshunz on how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst go tu
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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If u izn’t on deh map, u shud b!! sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn saying hoo u b adn wair u b. Ezzee peeezzee!! I will putting a lubblee liddlol marker on deh map wif ur name on it. Dehre b ruum fur a commint, tu, so u kin saying Oh Hai tu fokez oar telling dem sumfing bowt u adn ur kittehz. Wunst i b dun, I sending u deh emayo sew yew kin run over and lukking at ursef!!
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz
*sigh*
ai didz teh ranDUM mowmint correktlee, aifinkso!
*lukkz att pikshoor tew maek shoor dat teh SDI wuz rite*
*SPLORT*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Splort talleh: toooooo
Dat liek Talleh-Ho?
U can has teh Paypur wif teh crosst word puzzlol.
Congratz with nawt sekund! Kitteh has a bore. Want the Daily Nom or Kitteh Journal? *gnite schmoo!*
O noes DK! Went splort!
*KCT runs ober*
*scoopee, scoopee da braynes bak into DK*
*gets kitteh print duky taype and taypes CHRG onna DK*
*tuks DK wif cheezmap floofee blankee and hands hawt choklit wif choklit possums*
Ar u beddur? *KCT hands sum brandy to DK too*
Mai Missy B lurved buks and paypers. Yesh! She wud sleep on dem wen ai nawt hoem and at werks. Bowt tiems to goes…..ai getting sleepeee…..gawta stais awake ice is cumming…….
Driving keerful, KCT!!!
*rapz protecktive bubblol rownd KCT.
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{{{KCT}}}
Sorry
Din’t reelize this resroom was okoopied
yu kud hav nokked!
wate- 4 reedin or 4 peein on?
wai duz kitteh knead maguhzeen? giv himz da toi mousie or sumfing…
Tuf to play wif a mousie wen yer goin pottee. Kitteh kin reed a magazine until himz dun wif teh pottee — DEN kin play wif teh toi mousie.
nawt sew shur kitteh iz goin pottee…himz jus sittin dere beein bord
Oar noozpaepur mebbe?
heer comez burfday fairy, kinda late but better late tahn nebber, to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today! i haz bringed tasty hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem, frooty fizzy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehn bownse, kandees, ittybitty photo books to put liddle pikshurs ob all yor frends, an an puffy kitteh stikkrs wif googly eyes!
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Ohai burfday fairy! Fank yew!!! **grabs ittybitty photo book and stickers, starts printing pickshurs of awl frends**
Awl my reedin gits dun in da pawty rum.
Wen yer a Mommeh, sumtiemz teh pawty rum iz teh onlee playce yew getz tiem to yerself, aifinkso… an datz onlee if yer kwik enuf lockin teh door so teh child kint visit to watch yew go pawty. *shudder*
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Or iz dat jus meh?
naw, wuz nawt jus yew, NS…wen mai boikitteh wuz small, ai culd nebber go tew teh potty ruum (or ne ruum) wifowt him…adn teh goggie…adn teh 4 kittehs ai had then..nebber a moment alone…iz a mommy fing, aifinkso
heer kitteh, i iz dun wif teh funneez, yoo wnats tehm?
what this do commints onna email thingy? NE buddy try it owt yet?
wut?? ai cannawt unnerstayund wut yoo arre sayunn…
DK, Ai dint unnerstand eever until Ai jest wnet 2 leev a commint. Rait abuv ware Ai’m typing it sez “Subscribe to comments via email” nd therez a bawx 2 clik. Ai’m going 2 do it nd c waht happenz. Awlso, Ai liek teh feechur ware u kan c awl teh lolz maed frum teh onez onna frunt paeg.
me hasnt. innit ausum how we talk bout random stuf? NE body fel dat wai??
Mai fren hoo introdoosed mii 2 tihs site (CC bless hur) jest luuks at teh LOL pics. Ai haz 2 luuk at teh commintz awlsew bcuz tehy r sew gud. U nebber noe ware tehy will goe! Nd tehre r sew mene wittee nd clebber peeps awn heer!
DaKat…..see mai commint rait abuv urs…mebbeh sumfing rait up owr allee! Kthxbai.
i can haz foreber home 4 krismas? pleeze?
Yes u kan, kitteh babeh, wit mee!
I can has
Cational Cheezographic?
Wile I gets rid uv my
cheezeburgerz
Wooo, that was a close call. I’d taken my dysplortation gear off cause it was hot and considered not putting it back on. Then I realized I’m alone in the dead of night, so I reluctantly put my cap and slit viewers back on, clicked to this kitteh and SPLRGMOT1 which is what splorting through the nose sounds like. Fortunately, anatomically, the nose is fortified against major splortage and aiz safe.
Oh, das so cute. Oh, my. I’m going to send that to people who have no idea who I am. Maybe the mayor and city council.
Heer, haz a nice cuppa hot koko wif wipppee creem and a candy cane stirry stick. U needz fortificashunz adn refreshmentz after dat neer splort..
i love this pic so much it is so cute
funny i love it
i LOVE IT!!!
i can haz cawl 2 lo-your?
Be4 ai goatu teh otter kitties, ai hab 2 spain sum
thyme wit dis kitty ai luv-nevah fergit u!