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Itz just a step to teh left!
and a jump tew da rite!
With yor hands on yor hips!
pull ur knees in tite!
but its the p3lvic thrust
that starts to drive you insane…
Lets do the Time Warble again…
Oh, rodney! Teh Princess and I started it! But yoo finished it so beautifully, and put a cherry on teh tawp! Time Warble, FTW! @@@@@
Congabirds, Gremlin! A step to the left is teh liddle greeen fingie, izzat whut u meen?
Aneeway, how bowt birdseed buns foar treats?
Ohai, ZF! *blushes lyke birdee* I ackshuly got it a liddel rong. Is a jump to teh left, I finkso! To teh liddel green birdee I sez:
Teh Time Warp! Yor doin it rite!
I noms yor birdseed bun, and I fanks yoo. Nao, shall we dantz?
Teh Time Warp – it’s as-town-ding.
Gremlin, wii dans, but *nawt* teh chikkin dans! How bowt a waltz tew sillybrayte end-of-semester (a wild guess?)
Yes, ZF. Is semester’s end. We gits a nyce long brayk arownd Crismus.
I luvs to waltz! I waltzes wit yoo happily.
*lifts hed up at jaunty angle, puts body into waltzing posishun*
*wun too three, wun too three*
*spin! leap! caper! prantz!* Oh sawree, I got karreed away!
ohai Gremlin, does you teach at Penn State?
Ohai, 2K. I is nawt a teecher but yes indeedy – I duz wurk ther!
Mah bloo and whyt – let me show yoo it!
i has a curry-osity for dis strange confluence of interests. manee cheezpeeps know/quote/regularly attended teh RHPS (an me, I wuz on a rockee cast for yeerz!). I wonder whuts up wif dat.
teh kwirkee humor, we has it!!
and sometimes teh kirk-ee humor, 2.
u went from “dammit, janet!” to “dammit jim!”
ahm a doktor, nawt an akting coach!
Butt. . .butt SAMS!! Hav yoo reelee nawt notissed??? Taht’s wai we ar heer!! Becuz we ar so much alaik an luvs teh sayme things.
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Ai cud start a list – awt teh alfamabetical wun – just a list – ov teh things moast ov us laik.
!. Grate sense ov humor
2. Luv ov kittehs an animals in general
3. We ar a kind an gentl an thotful type ov peepl
4. We ar sci – fi an fantasy fans
5. We ar gyiant Monty Python fans
6. Ebreewun know “Teh Princess Bride”
7. Espeshulle ebreewun is into Star Trek an Star Wars
8. Grate love of langwiges an thinking it’s fun to play wif them.
9. Tendencee to geekdom ov variying kinds
10. RHP/RHPS fits rite in wif teh rest – moast can qwote with eeze
11. Wallace & Grommit
OK!! Next purrson can hav a go!! Ai must go mail sum pakages – again!!
eddie izzard. dis teh only place i can go ware people rekonize mai izzard qwotes!
cake or deth?
wait ! wait yoo forgetted bluvd terry pratchett an douglas adams ! 42!
Ifinkso we is just intelligint people that lieks intellgint hoomer.
*adds Mel Brooks to teh list*
*and HHGG*
*then busts out laffin*
Buwahahahahaha!
This is teh awkward… I is neither a sci-fi or a Star Trek Wars fan, and I know of Wallace and Grommit but never got into it. But I lubs u guise and I knoes that u lubs me anyways.
I would add that most of us knows way moar than we should about pop and rock oldies and in fact teh hole of pop culture from teh 60s to teh present.
And most of u doesn’t realize it, but u has grate gifts for improvs. ‘strooth.
Ai iz awlsew nawt big sci-fi or trekkie fan (butt (hehe lub weird Dean Koontz/Stephen King type stuff), but ai lubs it here and haz felt bery welcomed. Dah moosic, I’m dere!
Ai can pleez stay enneway?
IF nawt, ai will hab to go back to poking badgers wif spoons.
(apologies to Dr. Seuss)
Never tease a badger, not even wunz or twyze!
Teh badger will nawt lyke it! And teasing izznt nyce!
*taykes spoon away frum parrothead*
Sawry fer teh deelay, hadda pick meself up awf da floor!!! Hay, I needz dat spoon!
Gremlin, now that u’ve disarmed parrothead, u might wanna take teh sallid tongs away from teh badger.
Otherwise it’s notta fair fite.
**hides behind lolcatburglar** Yew haz enee wepins?
*checks pokkets – my own this time!*
Lessee…
Arrows wif velcro instead of pointy ends
Bubblolgum
Carob bars
Decommissioned dongle
Excess stummick acid
Floofy pillyo
Green potato chips
Hornrim glasses wifout lenzes
Introduction to Conversational Lolportuguese textbook
Jingly mouse
Knife handle wif no blade
Lite blub replacements for my hed decorashun
Mad Mazagine wif teh fold-in already folded in
N…
Noo handkercheef, unused
Opossum, verreh smawl and frendly
Porcupine wit blunt poyntee enz, also verreh smawl
Quips, less barbd than yooshul
Recipes fur gud fings to eet (with no sharp edges)
Songs, sweet wunz not meen wunz
T . . .
Tongs, for salad, nawt for fiting!
Umbrella with kittehs on it
Ventriloquist dummy
Wax paper
Xylophone, owned by a liddel old laydee hoo playd it only on Sundays
Yellow bananas
Zebra, stuffd wit lawts uv stripes
Ur part in riting teh Bloos for Breffist bloos song we dids teh other week guarantees ur place in Cheezland.
{{{{{{{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai LCB I has been meaning to aks U
how beez Esme?
O hai! Did u get all moved ok?
Esme’s not doing all that grate, ackshully. She goes in on Tuesday for chemo but it’s the last drug we can try. She isn’t havening a good week this week. She let me comb her this morning but then when it was time for her insulins I couln’t find her so I just let it go cause I hadda leave for works. She was prolly unner teh bed, pore thing.
{{{{LCB an Esme}}}}} dis mus be hard fur boff uf uz!
Sending gud thots and wishes ur wai
Bout the move:
yes, move has gone well so far
fanks fur aksing
lottsa unpacking still left to do tho
So sowree to heer dat, LCB.
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}} {{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}} {{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}
never 2 menny hugs
{{{{{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}}}}
Teh big hugz fur {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{00}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} LCB an ESME
Uv korse u kin stay. Dey let mii stay adn i’ve neber seen a hole Monty Python epeesode, oar watchinged deh Princess Bride oar deh Horriblol Rokkee…..
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Az long az u b habbing deh funz, itz awl gud.
{{{{{parrothead}}}}}}}
I leftid a hug fur yew before, but aifinkso has been eeted. Annnuder wun:
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
we iz cool
we iz hip
we rock!
like our kittehs
seriously tho I hasn’t seen RHPS or the Princess Bride
and has no idear who or whut Wallace or Grommit are.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
and {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[awl teh cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
o two_kittehs!
U has to czech out Wallace & Gromit!
Itz teh WIN.
Claymation comedy short filmz:
Teh Rong Trousers
and
A Close Shave
Also
Wallace & Gromit: Teh Curse of teh Were-Rabbit.
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Tehy is by the same peepls that did Chikken Run.
Funneh funneh stuffs!
:makes a note
puts it on a list of things to seez along wid RHPS
Two_kittehs, yew has NEBER seen RHPS? R u unner teh aje ub 10?
Jist kidding!!! Round here dat wuz awl dere wuz tew dew was dress up and go to a Cinnahmah Draft Howse for da midnyte shew (bring ur own toests).
I haz hurd ov it, but nebber seen it,
I not unner 10 now but wuz when it furst came out
in the sebenties!
now I iz elbenty yearz older dan ten.
the theater dept at skool had a produkshunz
but I wuz taking 2 manee classes den to go see it.
I willz rent the moobie
2 complete mah edumakashunz
but can I still be on ICHC before I does dat?
Aifinkso, yesh!!! Ai hab nawt bin here bery long but if dey keeps me dey shirley keepz yew! ((((((((two-kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
renting teh moovie is ok for teh trooly uninishiated, but to really understand teh crazee phenomnomnominon u has to go to one of those aforementioned midnite shows. if u live near a major citee in teh staes dere is prolly a cast that plays weeklee or monthlee. its all about audience participashun. peepul throw thins, an yell at teh screen, an recite corny jokes they said a thousand times before. there isnt reely anything else like it.
yeah, whut SAMS sed – DO NOT rent, must expeerience!
congratulamations pretty Gremlin
* hands over hot cider wiff cinnonom stik *
Oooh! Hao wunderful! *sip* Is so tastee!
Today is mah last day uf wurks for teh yeer. We sillybrates with dantzes and noms! Yay!
Lukky u!! no moar werkz awl yeer!!! U kin just party, party, party!!!
Ackshuly will be a wurkin vakayshun in sum ways.
We is movin mah noo husbind in with me, lock, stock, and barrel!
This is me over teh Crismus break: pack pack pack, carry carry carry, clean clean clean!
Furst Crismus with noo husbind and noo tabby-cat. Whut a yeer itz bin!
Pack pack party pack, carry party carry carry party, clean party clean party clean!
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THEN celebrayte celebrayte celebrayte Crismus wif the noo usbind and noo tabby-cat! It awl sounds verree joy r us to mee!!
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{{{{{{gremlin}}}}} BEST SIP ai ebber had!!
Ohai, deer Janet! {{hugs Janet so hard she kin hardly breethe!}}
I will indeed try to fit in as much “party party party” as I kin! Will nawt be awl wurk, but ther is plenty to do. By teh noo yeer, teh bizziest parts shuld be dun.
It duz meen, tho, that after today I will nawt be on ICHC much until abowt Jan 5 or thereabowts.
Well, den heerz ur krissmiss hug adn kiss, in case i missing u later.
{{{{{{{Gremlin}}}}}}}}}}
Schmoooooooooooooooooooo!!
Haz a merree adn a happee!!
{{beeg hugs}} Merry Crismus to yoo, mah Cween. *bows and curtsies*
Oh no, Gremlin ! dont go awai ! wez habn a party on da
bocksin day ! (yur anibersahree, yoo kno! tee hee- ai
celahbr8 for yoo an Mr. Gremlin ebery fried egg day- ai
member yur trubbles an haow dey cumbed owt so gud fur yoo!)
jest ho ping Mr. still b doen gud!
Ohai, Sparkysmom! Teh day after Crismus is mah behbeh sister’s burthday. I will be with fambly that day, sillybrayting. Yoo has teh fun tho! {{hugs Sparkysmom}}
Mr. G is doing verreh well! He is feline gud, so we ar hopeful we ar awl dun with doktors and horspitals! Gud helth, we drinks to it. *lifts a glass*
T
Mutterz – stoopy werd press!!!
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*klinkee glasses wif gremlin* TO GUD HELTH!!
ohai JCH4K how iz U?
that was cute that little birdy my boyfriend nick thinks it looks cute too
Pretty bird!
gmta zf!
Komm bakk Leeza! I juss been checkin owt Cweenmj’s map– it is teh fab yoo luss!!!!!!!!!
*Wisspurrz* 2 moarningz inna row I been a hed ov teh Maus. U fink he lettin me go nawsekkund, as a Christmas prezzint??? 8)
iz here!
*wispers back*
maybe u is just getting fastier??
Ai haz a nembarrass
but u is such a purdy burdy!
Ah Heck!
*SPLOOORRRT*
*Klunk*
Maus . . . yoo has splorted over a burd? *ponders*
Mani peeps in TTI splort ofer burds, I heer. Maybe itsa in fing, nao. An it IZ a pretti burd!
*Raises head weakly*
A cute aminal is a cute aminal. No matter whut teh speci… spaci… um.. kind it is…
*Klunk*
Aw hek, I offers nawt sekkund aid to poor Maus!
*drives up in teh CCC awl dekked with hollyday greenery*
*owt jumps Dr. TinyCat and hims wulrd-klass teem!*
*scoopin up teh Maus brayns, puttem in teh hed*
*reinstall kraynium, tayp it bak together, noo CHRG on tite*
*deks teh Maus with festiv greenery – holly, berries, etc. etc.*
*steps bak to look at handiwurk*
Maus, yoo luks so FESTIV! *sings* Deck teh Maus with boughs uv holly, fa la la la la – la la la la!
Karefull yur festiv greenry duzzin inclood missletow – taht cud leed to a hole nuther problum!
Missile Toe??? Tehre’s missile Toe awn Maus’s HED?????
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Oh!! Teh Hugh G. Manatee!!!
Nao Laydeez! We orderlee foarmz a lyne tew offer Maus teh oh-mahzh tew teh missile toe
OK!! Ai will be teh furst vounteer! Fur ai haz a couraj!!
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*tippy toes ober teh teh festiv Maus*
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*Plantz big shmoo awn hiz lips – ala Princess Leia* Fur luck!!!
*Tidmum runs in an drops a hoooge flyby schmoo onna Maus*..
Gotta go.Pick up Kidlets frum 2 differnt schools an 2 differnt times, then shopping for fergettid gifts an hoam to cuk dins……*Byeeee*….
Flies awf singin Chrissmuss carlols…….
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Jinglol Bells
Jinglol Bells
Jinglol all teh way
Oh Whut fun it is to read
teh Cheezfun ebreeday..
Oh…
Jinglol Bells
Jinglol Bells…….
*Appliez much “Fyre’an’Iyse” lipstikk*
*Plants a big wun awn Mausie cheek*
*steelz hiz kleenex box*
*runz orf giggloling and singin in harmoniez wif Tidmum*
*tiptoes over to Maus, givs him a chaste but sweet liddel kiss on teh forehed*
Um… fanks guize! But… um… how is I gonna splain teh lipsticky marks to Mrs Maus?
Tell hur u wuz nujd wen putti awn teh stayj may-cup.
*whispurrrs to Maus* SHURLEE yoo can haz hurd ov cold creem???
Wo tooked Maus’ goggles agin!!???!! Sillee peepz.
Heer kumz teh CCC
Weeeooo weeeooo weeeooo rrrrrrrrrrr *screech*
*sweepee sweepee the braynes*
*washee washee wif boottle ob sprng watr*
*pattee pattee bak in braynium cabitee*
*put tawp of braynium bones bak in plase*
*put on CHRG(wdoi) onna hed*
*rrriiiiippppppp rrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp teh duckee taep*
*tapee tapee tapee CHRG(wdoi) in plase*
Maus, heer ur gogglols and sum choklit possims. (It’s waaaay too erlee 4 teh skotch, aifinkso). U feel bedder sun. Heer, has a Cheezmap blankee, tew.
*hi-5′s Karen* Yay! We has saved teh Maus!
Whew! teem-wurk, let us show u it!!!
Chirp chirp weee-oooo chrip chirp
*teh BCCC (BurdieCCC) comes a-flappin*
Oh my, poor Mausie. He bin taykin tew menny hits to teh hed wif teh liddle Clara slipper…..
*sigh*
Sweeepie sweeepie swppeeepi (whudever)
Strain em froo teh mollypeculiar seive
Wash em in sparklee wadder
DUMP bakk in teh braynepan
Add a tube of gorillagloo, maybe less splorts this way?
*SNAP* goes teh BHRGw/blinkie Christmas lites awn it
*Stands bakk tew consider*
That’s awl u need, Maus.
*Materializes small shot ov single-malt scotch*
Relacks nao…….
*triple reskyew!*
Fanks ZF. I hasta be ready fer dress rehearsal tonight. I hazza new Mouse King costoom tihs yeer, an I haznt tryded it on yet (itsa rental). But… it has a CAPE! Yaaaay! I will trys to get a pic tonite an put it on my profile.
A cape?!?!? *swoon*
O Great Maus King, u muss to imitatingz teh ZZorro wif teh caype, awnstayge, ok????????
I intends to work teh cape to its maximum, aifinkso!
A noo Sooper-Heero?
Ohai Jenniffurr! Maus King moar relayted to Ebil Maus, nawt so shoor we wantz taht kynde sooper heero! OTOH, Ebil Maus haz had hiz good dayz…..
Is Crismuss-tyme, I gess mai hart iz soffend a bit an I gaev Maus teh benafit ov mai douts. An teh onlee bad guy I kin member warin a caep is teh Barnabus Colluns, an he wuzzin reelly so hard 2 luk at, iffin I memries rite…
Dark Shadows ref FTW! Mah sisters watched that when I wuz liddel.
It seemed skayree at teh tyme. Mah mummeh diddn lyke us to watch it.
Nao that aym an adult, I watches awl teh horror movies! Mah rebellion, let me show yoo it!
when ai wuz liddle mai daddy an mommy nawt let
mai bruvver n ai go tew da horrer moobies. but
we went n saw “da fly” (da 1st one) an dat nite,
after aiz went tew bed , my daddy o-p-e-n-e-d mai
bedroom door v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-e-e wayven
a fly swatter! !
kiddee tortur, aifinkso !
( but ai lubs him, himz wuz jest b en phunnee)
:Snerk:
Snidley Whiplash wore a cape….
Um, silleh kwestion alert.
Teh Nutcracker, u is doing as a play insted of a ballay?
Leeza, sumday u haz tew go tew a Nutzcrakker an see hao ballet an acting go ha, er, paw in paw!
Opera too!! let’s nawt fur git teh poor opera! Awlso must has teh gud ackting!!
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But ballet fur shur, too!! When teh dansers ar gud actors (az awl reelee grate wuns ar, or else they wudn’t be grate), it can be wun ov teh most mooving
things yoo ebber saw.
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Bee shur to take hankees to a gud “Giselle’ or “Romeow an Jooliet.”
O Janet, I cries juss finkin bot Romeo and Juliet!! berry difficult tew play an watch teh death seenz…..
HAY! Spoiler that!
*Shinez flashee thing in LCBz iiz
Did u just flashy-thing me?
I dunno wut u tawking bowt.
.
*wunder if i akk sea dentlee flashee thinged mice elf?
Flashy-fing! MIB!
Ai laffin!
We is doin teh ballay. I dances Dr. Silberhaus (Clara’s papa) an The Mouse King. Which reqwires a VERY quick costoom change.
Ai wont say braek a leg ! Izn’t “merde” what we ar sposed to be saing fur yoo!!
Yes: merde!
ooh, I dint know u did teh ballay dansing too!
u is teh multee talinted maus!
I guess I dint pick teh rite talint in last week to show u off to ur best advantages.
Oh leeza-b!! Maus IZ a ballay danser!! ANd an aktor. Ebreething
else iz just. . .fur urning teh munnies! Tho he prolly think itz teh fun, too!! Deeling wif teh soots an awl!!
oh mai! lets get yew cleaned up!
* vacuumes da brains, rinses them awl fresh. stuffs da branes bak n mauses head*
* wraps head hims head in duck tape around da CHRG *
Here is nice sippy scotch and a biscut, feel bettur Maus!
QUADRUPLE reskyew! Wowzer!
Maus haz moar braynez dan I thot!!!
more, or just messiur?
He’z Fronsh???
LOl!! ROFL!! In spirit, certainement!!
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“Here I am, brain the size of a planet…”
Earf, or annover planet….(set-up complete)
Do u hab teh hole buk memoryized?
Um… not yet. But I is werkin onnit…
Maus haz ebreething mammorized. He just cant halp hisself!
*indignentlee* Gud hebbens above!!! Did ai say taht??? LOL!!
Janet adn ZF – ai see a NB in ur futur…
Akshully, I seez a cold, hartless skweezy thingie in mai reesent past……
O.O
DUBBLOL LOL!!! An ohai Tidmum!!
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Ai hoep yoo aren’t having teh cold, hartless wether!!
Ohai JCH4K, *HUGS*
No, is kwite mild heer today. A bit damp an ebreefing fing luks a bit dirty wiv salt an grit, but no need Green Floofy drawers on today.
You can has snow aifinkso?
Moar lyke, um
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Mai symblols wuz tew JCH4K….
fur zauberflolte!! LOLROFL – an ai am fawling awf mai chayr!!! Yur symbols – taht are reelee maeking mee laff!!
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To tidmum!!
Oh mai, doo we hav sno! An there’s sposed to bee about a foot oar moar fawling tonite. This afternoon we must get teh Chrismas tree an sum shoppings dun – sposed to bee lots ov snow startin tonite – throo SUMDAY!!
ZF: Ben dere, dun dat.
Indeed!
I am reeding that now….!
Dunno if I will ever be able to kwote but…
*offers Maus a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for recoveries*
and a towel!! Don’t furrget the towel!!
I fink having my brain smashed out is gonna delay my recoveree a bit…
*sneeks in*
Here’s somthin speshul just for teh hololidays!
*replaces Maus’s standerd CHRG wif CHRG (wmto)*
(mt = missle toe)
flattery will get u everyware
Or is dat fluttery?
Brizilliant LOLBird there! Luv heem!!!
LOL, Sophie! Am u new heer?
* gifts Sophie wiff garnet encrusted finger and toe rings *
Welcome!
If ur nawt new, u can keep the prezzies any ways
dis chickie nuggit looks like it been dipped in sauce already.
LOL!
Ohai again SAMS!! Ai’ve bin seeing yoo a lot laytely!! Ar yoo reelee coning bak fur gud?? Taht wud be GRATE!!! Yoo have bin mist, yoo know!!
ya. dey finalee let me go back to work, which meanz less time at home sleepin an writin teh novels, an more time starin at a compooter monitor. so I be postin a lot moar now.
an i is now teh expert on sir-jerry an recovery an dealin wif teh colitis. maybee new hat for me to wear: intestin dizees guru.
He b on deh map now, tu!!! He bringingz us up tu 340 peepz!!!
Whooo Hoooo!!! We ar teh whillrd!!
Dis b a Cheezpeepz map update.
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Wair tu begin??
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Last week deh map disappeared. So I started making a gnu map. Wen I wuz making deh gnu wun, I maded sevrul new kololoneez. Adn on deh master list, I putted linkeez to deh Kololony mapz fur awl deh peepz on deh gnu kololoneez. Den, b4 i got teh gnu wun finisht, the old wun cameded bak.
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So deh gnu map and deh old map wuz not deh same. Adn still I had peepz wanting tu b on deh map.
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Wut tu do? Wut tu do? i askinged maisef.
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Well, dis b wut I did. I putted deh gnu kololoneez on deh old map. Adn I maded deh gnu map “unlisted” so peepz can’t going dere and being confuzzilated cuz dere not b awl deh peepz on it.
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If u b in wun uv deh gnu kololonees, plz tu chekking ur marker adn making shur it b rite. Sumthingz may haz gotted confuzillated in deh kunfuzhunz uv deh map makingz. Sry. If u see sumfing rong, plz tu emayoing mii and I will fixing it.
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Deh main (old) map b here:
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=8.500816,144.333616&spn=178.628807,360&z=0
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Deh masterlist b at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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fur strukshunz on how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst go tu
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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If u izn’t on deh map, u shud b!! sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn saying hoo u b adn wair u b. Ezzee peeezzee!! I will putting a lubblee liddlol marker on deh map wif ur name on it. Dehre b ruum fur a commint, tu, so u kin saying Oh Hai tu fokez oar telling dem sumfing bowt u adn ur kittehz. Wunst i b dun, I sending u deh emayo sew yew kin run over and lukking at ursef!!
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz
MJ: I has disappeered frum teh map. I sended you emayo.
U just relokated.
u b a kololonial now!!!
Kan ai haz a bloo naem, yet?
Test..test..iz dis fing on?
Did yoo put teh rite thing in teh URL request in the commint box??
Oh Janet!! u haz ur GH (wpoi) on dis morning….
I hardlee rekogin eyezed u!!
Ai am nawt but a humbull stoodent at yur royal tootzies, but ai DOO trai!!
Fanx fur da help, Janet… Put what fing in what fing???
Mai beeg stoopy. Let mee show it tu eberee wan.
Checking mai helperz paige at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
it shud halpering u git deh bloonessez.
Adn uzzer usefull stuffz.
Okai Ai has started checking Santa’s listee. If U wantz awn let me knoes.
DK – naughty getz coals fur his fyrebreaf
rhsb adn kk4 – naughty inna gud wai. getz scolded bai teh fyremans (awl nite)
Cweenmj- getz new cheezmapz sawftwares cuz her mapz is borked
Leeza-b getz teh new pi stawl wif teh majick pi oben
LCB – naughty getz teh deck ob ged oudda jayl free cardz. can also play pokers wif dem.
BDM- getz teh cozee fyreplaec wif a faux baer skins rug.
Sweat pea – teh mirrorclol gro plants fud fur teh tendrillz
Jch4k – Teh madjik littur baux dat cleens itself
WRr – teh hawse finished on tyme and unner budjits
4.5K – teh sparklee dimund earrings
Hugh G Manatee – teh shinee new swimming hole wif teh gushifud(manatee fuds ob course) bar inna middlol.
Tessm and Kimikiwi getz teh upgrade to nawt sekkund class awn teh monorail fur teh CHEEZMEET
*replaizez SourPeaz meer ikklol grow wif Herb E. Side.
*knox ovur an spills bottlol ov herbiside acidently while trying to push tew front of crowd tew git naem awn Christmas list*
*puts Floofy paw shylee inna air*……
Plz may I has a on teh listee, WRR? Fankyoo :*grin*
* lukz ober glasses at tidmum*
Hmmm what U wantz?
* czechs listee*
Haz U been a gud peepz oar a naughtee inna gud wai peepz?
*ahem*
Tihis is a luvvlee thing ur doing WWr, really and trooly, but r u shure u isnt doing it a littul earlie??
If tehy knows they is getting somethin from Santa, wut insentive do tehy has to be gud anymores?
Can u add a disclaimr?
Liek:
“Tehse giftys to be deliverd no ealier tehn krissmuss morning and Santy reserves the rite to cansel at any time if teh resipeenants exibits nawty behaviour between now and krissmus, STN.”
I hasa cwestn…sumhao ai misseded wut the STN meens, plees 2 xplane.
means, So There, Nyah!
we really shud get that added to teh lolspeek dickshunary!
Fank u – adn maeks teh purfek sens nao!!!
Is nawt teh final listee, ai maeks it in pensul. Dis way if peepz noes whut tehy getting tehy can fixes teh naughty and improov oar be teh nawty and loose teh prezzies.
eggsellent!
THANBK YOO, WRr!! Hao did yoo know taht iz waht ai am wishing for wif awl mai hart???? Did ai – oar a kitteh, purrhaps, leev a cloo???
OO, OO, OO — mii tew mii tew *wavz paw inna ayr liek cros btween Hermione adn Arnold Horshak*
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Ai b teh purrfek litlol kitteh diz year, rite btween nise adn nautee inna gud wai!!1!!
O I wunna hiplolpotamus fur Crismuss
Ai wanna be awn Sandy’s list, pleez!
o plz plz plz santa find me a publisher. must luv fantasy/sci-fi, long walks through enchanted elven forests, non-smoker a plus.
Yellow burd,
up high in teh Cheezland twee…
Yellow burd,
U sit awl aloan like mii.
Did ur lady fren leeve deh nest agin??
Dat iz berry sad,
Makingz mii feel sew bad
U kin fly away
In deh sky awy.
U moar lukky dan mii.
Maed me finkov a storee:
A liddle turtlol slowlee, laboriusly climed up a tall tree. Him reecht teh top an began 2 waev hims liddle armz. He fell bak to teh erf, bownsin off branches all teh way. Him got hisself fleepd bak uprite, an startid teh clime all ovar agin. He reecht teh top an hole thang happins awl ovar. Happins awl ovar AGIN. 2 berds r wachin this wif grate konsern. Mrs. Berd turns to Mr. Berd an sez, “Hunny, I finks it tyme 2 tell him hez dopted.”
HAHAHAHAH! SNORT hahahaha! LOL!!
I feel tweetie,
oh so tweetie,
I feelz tweetie, and sweetie, and gay…
LOL, Romeow! yew looks purty in ur hat
Fank yew, mah Princess.
I iz blushing unner mah furs.
HAi!!! Ar yoo onna roll! Shud ai just step bak and watch wif awe and admirayshun???
Calling Janet…
wing, wing, wing…
Iz dat a poopee onna window sill?
I wud b blushing, too.
sharp eye Romeow! LOL!
Aifinkso dat’s my cuzzin in dat pickshur!
puurrrhaps sew!
Ohai princessmu! Ai doanfinkso weeb had teh plezure of meeting, butt (hehe) I hab heered a lot uv good fings about ur meadow! Hope ur habin a gud day!
ohai parrothead! u am a Jimmy buffett fan? It’s very nice tew meat u tew! I r habin a gude day, i hope u r tew.
* gifts parotthead wiff a clip awn beakring in bronze*
**parrothead deelytidly clips awn beakring*** Fanks prinessmu! I lubz bronze! ! Ai are a HYOOJ Jimmy Buffett fan!! Pleez hab dis sparklee tee-iara az my gif tew yew! *Places sparklee tee-ara on Princess Head**
R yew relaed to cweenmj, oar are yew frum annudder kingdom?
o fanks! *twrills around tew let tiarra sparkul n da lite*
I am frum da Island ov Mu. Mai favur is King there.
I has statred to tell da story of princess Mu awn my blog, but it is taking a lawng time.
Kute!
Cherp! Cherp cherp!
Kewtaliciousness!
TEH BEST BIRDI EVA
Precious! This is my Facebook profile pic right now. How about a seperate LOLbirds category?
Aw.. ^___^
So cute. c:
I have one like that. o:
They’re so cute but utterly ebil. D: