I shall name this place…

I shall name this place… Catadonia!
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I shall name this place… Catadonia!
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Werks fer me!
He luks like a king yew cud cuddle. Most uf them ar nawt so kyute.
N luk at dose rings on his armsez. Like wun uf thsoe barbarians onna romance buk cover.
**swoons**
or sergent stripes.
Hmm..*kk4 swoons fur barbarians…fur da sargents wif stripes dat is bossy tu hur, nawt sew much*
My boss is Sergeant.
Himz nawt reel bossy, jest matchmaker-wanna-be.
*SIGH*
but I thot u was going to go with it!
Yeah, I guess I will.
Nothing major, tho.
*hedbats red, gentlee*
u gots to have a pawsitive attitood!
if u can’t, u is not reddy.
Pawsitive attitood? Dats eezyur sed tahn dun, my fren.
Speshully wen u keep gettin nocked down by teh hard lessuns.
Finally! I iz taller dan teh hoominz!
Conga ratz awn teh tawp of teh macramay.
Haz sum grasshoppers foar drinkees? adn teh choklit possums with rasp berries fillings?
Dere you go wif teh mintee stuffs agin!
*kk4 hops up an down* Kin ai hab grasshopper, ebben doh ai nawt da nawt second? *kk4 hops like grasshopper hopin tu hab a grasshopper*
Conga-rats, Carosue!
Wut kind of sillybrayshuns wud u lyk?
Drinkin grasshoppers sounds…maybe we cud have an open bar an everibuddy gets what they craves. Sounds gud to me! We shall dans a dans to our new king! Dans dans dans!
Gud eyedea!
WRr kin be bartender! Him has teh egg-speriense.
grasshopper iz green creme de menthe, white creme de cocoa, light cremes(bud ai blends it wif ice creems) maeks a niec smoovee
I kin has Hurrycane?
Nawt had a gud wun sinse I wuz in ‘Lantik Citee.
de unz in nu orlenz iz gud 2
Nebber been.
Mebbe wun day.
ooo – adn be shur 2 goez to French Quarter and luk round. Deres al kindas placez 2 c and gud eatz. Goez 2 Pat O’Briens – bestest hurrykanez. Adn donut misses Cafe Du’Monde – awsume eatz.
*mouf wadderz at deh thot uv
*Cafe Du’Mondez Benyayz!!!
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Oh…….. I think i just sit heer adn drool a wyle.
foot long Po-boys at Peoples Grocery on Conti st., just off Burbon. don’t wear anything yer proud of…..*sigh*
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*contempllates 12 hr. mcy trip*
Messy eetin?
verray, but…..oh my, it is sooo worth it.
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followed by bread puddin at Desire. *wistful sigh*
Shall wii jump to Wut u meem ‘wut r u wearin’? it only haz 47 commintz… I will see u dere!!
kud u go home bai way uv Corpus Christi adn drop off a cuppla benyayz at mai plais???
Wii can haz teh crawdad po-boys?
Wun hurricane cumming upz. Ai eben sings 4 U while ai maeks it.
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
Wat waz teh horsee’s naem?
Nawt haz wun. horsee nawt need naem in dezert
Romeow…horses name wuz wifnonaem, aifinkso!! Ai heers yu an sees yu heer!!!
“horse wif no naem”
*rings in*
Mt. McKinley?
Wow, wut grate serbis.
Fanks, WRr.
Mmmmm…ice kreems!
An in tihs playss, catz shal rool! Furevur an evur!
Iz mah countree — yew get yer own!
An I shall be teh King!
Why? Cuz iz gud to be King.
H of teh W, Pt I, FTW!!
why is everything so green?
Iz ire land?
Don’t get saucy wif me, Bernaise!
Oh, an I kno teh guy who wuz teh Insolent Flunky.
wot is u guys talking about?
“Insolent Flunky” in my eggsperience is a oxymoron.
No, wait! It’s redundant! That’s whut I meaned.
Or was I thinking of a palimpsest?
I thot it was a rumplemintz.
*holds up hand* dubble here plz!!
ok… if u can tell me wot is H of the W??
*hold bottlol reddy to pour*
okays, I see rhsb’s answer b’low!
*Pours a dubble shot for Dan*
Anyone else?
History of the World, Part 1 *holds out glass…..a big one*
anotter one alreddy?
u having a hard nite?
Pull up a stool and tells me abowt it.
*pours Dan anotter shot*
*puts out teh p-nuts*
my nephews are in fine form this evening………
U nawt has to say ennyfing else.
**pats Dan on bak**
My brudder called erlyur an I got to “talk” to my neffew. Sumfing wuz lawst inna translayshun, aifinkso! (Im iz a yeer an a haff.)
Guess wat, Dan! I nawt has to get teh furry littlol red b$*%$!
lol!
*tries to remembur*
u has.. 3? or 4?
Thretten them wif Santa. Or r they too old for that?
I don’t threaten the older ones, or any of them for that matter with satan claws……I threaten them with…..ME.
and that’s werkin so far?
*finkin he’z bin driven to drink alreddy*
they seen to understand that I don’t play. When I speak….it is not a game.
I has a bit ov trubble with that myselfs.
I guess b/c my nefews r prolly teh closest thing I’ll ever have to having my own. And my sister, she is kinda teh ohai strung, and is (imho) sometimes not verra patient wif them; and things that tehy do, liek run around and make noise (they ARE boys!) bothers her, but not me sew much, coz it just seems normal.
They r coming up Sat for cookie makin day!
We has teh fun! And hopefully tehy won’t get sik this time from eeting sew many cookies.
Mmmm, rumplemintz…keep a bottlol in da freezer, takes a littlol shot now an den, is da coldest warm yu ebber kin want!!
I nebber herd ov it until u sed sumfing abowt it, KK.
I did see “Pappermintini” mix at a store the other day. Thot it sounded inneresting.
is dat ennyfink liek peppermintz?
I think so, I haven’t had it myself.
*Handz LCB a dikshun airy.
Thx!
*puts dikshunary on barstool, sits onnit*
Grate! Now teh beertender can sees me.
I’ll has a Alaskan Polar Bear Heater, plz.
Thats teh same as rumplemintz rite?
*poors LCB a shot of same*
I is not shure. Nobuddy gived me a thesaurus.
s’ok.
u still got ur bendy straw rite?
Yes. It’s in my ear. I was gonna does some singing.
A gud palimpsest iz shinee ?
Teh guy in History of the World Part 1. Count de Monay wuz tryin to teach him how to say his name.
I knew the guy who played him.
Count de Money! Count de Money!
DON’T correct me…..
I don’t like your cuffs………
Dat’s an off teh cuff comment.
and tailor made for ur follow up!
I fot I smelt a weft ov warp in teh air.
this thred is starting to unravel….
So wat?
now ur just needling meh!
It seams to meh, dat u maed teh nawt second cut.
oh mmmyy, what a tangled web we’re weaving
oooo the press-shures on!
Shuddint dat haz been “sew wut?” a few posts up?
Oh mah, u hab been ripping froo teh comments since I waz gone.
*stops batting at thread in shape of yarn ball* oops, sorry!
ohai shd! iz bcuz it’z nawt texas.
mah paht ahv texas, we have mebbe 2 to 3 months of green, the rest is shades of brown.
Rite nao, wii gots green an white.
Awl summer, wuz brown an brown.
And there shall be cheezburgers for all!
*holdz owt paw
I’m wayting fur mai cheezburger.
Yeah, wadda bout meh!! *holds out tray fur kk4 an 6 kittehs*
Rushes to become next citizen
Nawt Rushes liek Limbaugh, ai hopes!!!
Naw, I means rushin real fast to get a passport and move to Catadonia
Iz in Russia?
In Russia catadonia discobers U.
Moses kitteh luuks at teh Prawmissed Land.
an lamentz teh fackt he iz stukk wif leeding awl these complanin hyoomins whu kant follo dereckshuns…
such filisteens.
A countree rooled by kittehs, sounds familiar.
*snerk*
Wun of my Josie’s titlols wuz “Cween of funkin up teh joynt”.
I wuz sevint nummer wun, huzbin wuz servint nummer tew.
BUBBYSCRANKY!!1!!
*runs up at full speed and give bubbyscranky a ginormus hug*
Bubbyscranky!!! Ai hab kitteh name Bubby, an him cranky boy!!! *Gibs bubbyscranky a hug* {{{Bubbyscranky}}}
*LCB was still hugging bubbyscranky, is now sandwiched in*
HALP! I can’t breathe!
*hands LCB a bendy straw*
Oh noes, let LCB hab some breffs.
*kk4 holds hur Bubby boy, walks away*
Mah Bubby was a girl. She was mostly cranky at peeps who weren’t her fambly, mostly.
They’re gonna put me in the movies
They’re gonna make a big star out of me
We’ll make a film about a man that’s sad and lonely
And all I have to do is act naturally
Well, I bet you I’m gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar you can never tell
The movie’s gonna make me a big star,
‘Cause I can play the part so well
Well, I hope you come and see me in the movie
Then I’ll know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I have to do is act naturally
We’ll make a film about a man that’s sad and lonely
Begging down upon his bended knee
I’ll play the part but I won’t need rehearsing
All I have to do is act naturally
Whut the Buck? Owens, taht is…
Mai grandma went tu church wif Buck Owens grandma, or muther, ai nawt remember now which one it was…mai grandma sez dat hur always liked how hiim sang, but him wuz uglier den a room full ub cowpies…*soree peeps, mai grandma, bless hur soul, wuz frum Texas thru an thru*
My former naybur wuz tellin storee abowt wen hur huzbin wuz alive.
Him sed ov wun girl, “Hur wuz uglee inna dark”. That maded me
I still nawt figgured owt wut a Creek Gypsy iz, tho.
Oh mai CC, rhsb…mai famlee awl frum da south…mothers side frum deep Texas, Fathers side from Arkansas….Strict southern baptist on one end…strict Nazarene tent revivalist on da udder side….one time, ai bring home boyfrend wen ai wuz teenager. Him comes obber fur dinner, an wen him left, mai Granpa, who nebber utterd a bad wurd in his life dat ai ebber herd….ai sez, Grampa, duz yu likes him? Grampa sez…”Kerry, he is as worthless as tits on a freight train” Ai wuz SO shocked!! An yu noes wat? Grampa wuz rite on da money!!!
Jes tu tells yu, Grampa jes turned 94 las month!! CC haz blessed him wif good helth an his grace.
**gigglols**
*gigglols wif rhsb* Mai face…mai guudness~!!!! Den grandma wanted tu moov, but grampa wuld nawt sell house…her is mad an sez…”Ai jes wanna cuss da cat wifout gettin fur in mai mouf” An if we seds “What for” grandma wuld say, “Wat fur? Cat fur fur kitten britches!!” Pleez tell meh ai nawt da onlee one hoo ebber herd dis!!
sowry.. never heard that one!
I’z still looking for someone to verifye that there is such a thing as Durty Santy gift exchange myselfs.
Yes, it duz eggsist.
I has also herd it cawled “Yankee Swap”.
mai famblee kalls it ‘hogswatch’
FANG Q!
Monday no one wud fess up to ever heering it called DS.
and I alreddy has enuf trubble wif my rep out here…
*tries to luk innosent*
U preechin tew teh choir, gf!
*kk4 sighs, decides tu bring kitten briches tu DS partee*
I Iz kink of awl I survay!
Wow!
Can I come?
Paweese?
Are there mice natives that harvest catnip there?
Dis b a Cheezpeepz map update.
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Wair tu begin??
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Last week deh map disappeared. So I started making a gnu map. Wen I wuz making deh gnu wun, I maded sevrul new kololoneez. Adn on deh master list, I putted linkeez to deh Kololony mapz fur awl deh peepz on deh gnu kololoneez. Den, b4 i got teh gnu wun finisht, the old wun cameded bak.
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So deh gnu map and deh old map wuz not deh same. Adn still I had peepz wanting tu b on deh map.
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Wut tu do? Wut tu do? i askinged maisef.
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Well, dis b wut I did. I putted deh gnu kololoneez on deh old map. Adn I maded deh gnu map “unlisted” so peepz can’t going dere and being confuzzilated cuz dere not b awl deh peepz on it.
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If u b in wun uv deh gnu kololonees, plz tu chekking ur marker adn making shur it b rite. Sumthingz may haz gotted confuzillated in deh kunfuzhunz uv deh map makingz. Sry. If u see sumfing rong, plz tu emayoing mii and I will fixing it.
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Deh main (old) map b here:
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=8.500816,144.333616&spn=178.628807,360&z=0
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Deh masterlist b at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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fur strukshunz on how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst go tu
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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If u izn’t on deh map, u shud b!! sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn saying hoo u b adn wair u b. Ezzee peeezzee!! I will putting a lubblee liddlol marker on deh map wif ur name on it. Dehre b ruum fur a commint, tu, so u kin saying Oh Hai tu fokez oar telling dem sumfing bowt u adn ur kittehz. Wunst i b dun, I sending u deh emayo sew yew kin run over and lukking at ursef!!
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz
*sings* The colors of the the wiinnddd
Mai operah eggsperience let me sho U it.
Maria
Maria
They call the wind Maria
Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
And they call the wind Maria
Is teh beautiful! What is dat from?
ooo nebermind! I forgitted about dat scene. You sing it wonderfully!
Is from Paint Your Wagon right?
yes, an bleeve it or not, Clint Eestwood woz hoo sung it!
Hehe I beliebs you leeza! I was shockeded to read it on googlol nawt second though..
Da mobie wuz “Paint Your Wagon”. Clint singez “I Talk to the Trees”. “They Call the Wind Maria” wuz singed by Harve Presnell. Eben Lee Marvin singed “Wandrin Star”. I haz da ablum from da mobie.
I lubz deh Lee Marvin singing Wandring Star. It b mai theme song, Ifinkso.
Ooooh, Lee Marvin!!! *whispurrs tu cweenmj* Mai secret crush is Tommy Lee Jones!!!
no one will ever know!
‘cept teh hole whirled.
Iz frum teh ‘Oklahoma’ opera dat wuz maed intu teh myoozical movie.
sry!
rong answer. we alreddy has a weiner anyways.
Mai sistur sunged it inna Ohai school myoosiclol. Ai hadda sitz fru 4 hourz of it inna suit. Wanted to be aout chasing teh song goggies.
um.. I sanged it in ohai skill myselfs.
My senor musikal, let me sing u it!
♪OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
klahoma where teh wind comes sweeping down teh plane…..
I bleev it b frum Paint Your Wagon
Ohai cween! Fankies for teh info. =) How is you doing today?
I b ok. Itz ben cold and foggy awl day…. but shud warming up
And I mailed off Krissmiss prezzents tu mai famblee. Now i kin relax.
agin tumorrowz. mai cold b gone.
Yay for relaxing! Iz cold and rainy here.. I bin sleeping all day. =P
*surveys wildlife*
NATURE TOUR
“Is that a crying WALRUS on teh shore?”
“Look at teh native mousies harvesting those plants!”
*tastes newly discovered plant*
“YAhOo!”
Newly discovered plant: Catnip
“Oh noes…wat is DAT ugly thing?”
Newly discovered speicies…Dog.
“Ahhhh!”
*kitteh swats goggie wif paw*
“All beter.” He announces
Aifinkso der is more tan won. What now BouncyPaw? =P
Ad he’ll be the king of Catadonia…
Until teh tuna wars begin.
Then a new ruler will have all the fish AND all teh land.
oo
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“wow”
Und I shall be his ruler-of-the-weather….
U kin ruling deh wevver???? I haz sum frenz hooo wud likeing thingz a liddul warmer….
werking on it….
I wud like tu hazzing a werd wif u bowt dis “Global Warming” dey keep telling us bowt. Wen, eggzactly, kin wii eggspekting dat. Kuz, I gotta tell ya, itz ben kinda chilly lately. And I haz eben herd dere b sum plaisez wif snoez adn iec. Adn it z not eben deh nawt-sekkund day uv winterz. Wut up wif dat????
Oh, cweenmj, ai so sik ub husbin tawkin bout dat!! Ai tells him dat wurld will end when CC sez so, an nawt a moment sooner…den him always wanna tell meh bout da pleh….*la la la la…ai nawt heers yu…la la la* Sheesh, liek der nawt enuff tu worrees about!!!
I think peepz tawking bowt global warming r like fish diskussing fire. Dehy just don’t have a reel gud handlol on deh sitcheeashun. Wen u thinkz bak on deh millenimuz uv deh erf wif deh Ice Agez and deh nawt ice agez — the climate b berry elastik….. How kin dey say fur a sertintee wut will happen negzt adn wut will cawse it tu changing and witch kinda change it will b???
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Wii iz gnatz spitting in deh wind.
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Datz just mai humblol pinyun.
Meh tuu, cweenmj…ai sik ub heerin bout it!! Aifinks wen CC sez fur ebbryone tu get out ub da pool, den dats da end!!!
um…whut kerrykatz saiz, only CC nkows… Oh heck, cweenmj, acshually, I am roflmao so hard at diz hole linz of thouts, that I cannozt tink of desent responses! Lolspeak goezzz outs da windoes! Metinks I surrendrz “ruler-uv-da-wevvers” to sumbodiez greater!
No, no, not tu giving up!!! wii needz a ruler uv deh wevverz!
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Oar, mebbee u kud b yardstikk uv deh wevverz. U may needing dat tu mezzuring deh snowfawlz……
jus how bigz a yardstikk u needing? or shuvel….or snowsplws….or rellie, rellie, gigantimous sno-blozer???? U needz to letz me nowz….me being in SC and notz in yur horrificable wevver… Um, und “gnatz-spitting-in-teh-windz” is superperbly saidz.
axk…i replied, it nevvver showed up…dang basementcat, now iz haz to reconfigurbobulate….
Mai goggies wantz a wurd wif U aboot teh winds! Dey haz sharpened teh pointee endz.
retinking ruler uv de wevver thingy…..mebbe catamist shulds be catahopefullydecentswevversifallzdastarzalignz……..purrpologies to youse goggies…
Adn iffn yu iz fum Catadonia yu iz Catatonic Sittizen.
*Catatonic sitizen sez nuffin*
Ai canz see 4 milez and milez.
all teh way to ALAKSA!!
:snert:
duble :snert:
FTW, OnleeKitteh!! Aifinks husbin has dat vynil album unner da bed….
I lubs The Who.
My favrit song is “Behind Blue Eyes”.
Oh! A plane ticket to Catadonia landed on the ground…
I CALL IT!
Ta ta!
*flies away to Catadonia*
*looks out plane window*
“I should have taken teh monorail cat…”
I am in Catadonia now.
You can put dat in teh lolhistory books.
I loves it here!
Oh…but now I gotta be slave to kitteh…
U goez awl deh way to Catadonia just tu b a kitteh slave?? U kudda stayed home fur dat.
*kk4 luuks round da joint…* Well, if ai noed dat travel pakkig cums wif dis, ai culd a bin a continder….
I am SO gonna regret eating that salsa..
Has sum ice creem. it’ll taek teh sting out later.
I think my GERD is gonna be really mean to me.
$ dat U need teh MoM oar teh pinkee stuff.
I’d chug some Mylanta ifn I had enny.
Will prolly need to eet sum Gaviscon. Pleh.
*ahem* British humor time! =D
“I claim India for England”
“You can’t claim us! We live here! all 500 million of us”
“Do you have a flag?”
“We don’t need a flag. it’s our country you bastard.”
“No flag no country. you can’t have one. That’s the rules i’ve just made up.”
A comedian once said dat Columbus “discubering” Ahmerika, iz a liddle liek lukin ober ur fence, and discubering ur neighbor’s bak yard.
Haha, that’s a good one
Nawt luk ober mai neighbors fence inna summurs…dey is in their 80s and liek teh awl ober tans.
*hands WRR sum sunscreen fur teh naybors*
*and sum bleech fur WRR’s eyes*
u got some brane bleech too?
Heer leeza-b, heer iz naice sharp stik to poek yore mindz eye out wib. I jist used it but iz kleen and steery lized.
Wut wuz seed can nawt be unseed.
purhaps nawt, but you can always overwrite some of your memories if you don’t fink about dem. =D
Oh hai, WRr. Ai hab teh Neuraleyezer (flashee thnig). Ai can eerace teh memry ob teh wreenklee tans fur yoo. *shudders at thot ob wreenklee awl ober tans*
Y’all, I thot my car wuz DOA this moarnin.
Hur nawt runned gud at nawt-sekkund an wii barelee got up teh beeg hill.
I wuz hollerin, “Nawt yet! Wii nawt hitted 200,000 miles yet!”
Deh big hill be 200,000 milez high??? I thinking dat kwalifiez az a mountingz.
*snerk*
No, teh hill nawt dat beeg. My car has over 195,000 miles onnit an I wanna keep her long enough to see at least 200,000.
Haz u putted deh ‘winter’ oil in it? wen I livinged in deh kold plaisez, I awlwayz changinged owt deh 10W30 and puttinged in deh 10W5 motor oil. It b thinner wen it b kold and deh engine startz eezee~er. Justa tip mai Dad tolding mii…..
U meanz teh 5W30 mai cween?
Ya datz it…. I neber wuz gud wif nummberz…..
Teh problum seemed to be where she sat outside all day yesterday in the rain/snow/sleet/cold, etc. and maybe some moisture got under the hood.
Once we got farther down the road, she was fine.
Wen ai libbed in Colorado, 8,000 feet up, ai wuz shokt tu lurn dat we had tu buy dis fing to plug into car engine at nite!!! Wuz byootimus place fur da scenery doh….
Mai momma haz wun that blows teh nawt cold air inna insied of teh car. Nawt could buy it in USA, hadda get it in Canada.
Wii has garadj, but mahm an dad parks in dere.
My poor bebbeh has tew sit owtside inna cold.
Mebbe yu shuld git dat plug in fing den…
Iz cawled teh headbolt heater. dey are eezy tu installs.
Ya, ai member dat…rhsb, is eesy duty tu install, den yu nawt hab da pleh.
Den peeps will fink she iz green cuz her haz ‘lectric car
needs to get car cover – dat helpz a lot when sittin out inna pleh wether.
I am teh gratest kitteh in all da land, an I declair a feast in mai honour with the finest meats and cheezes from all corners of da kingdum!
Awl hail pepe!
Nao ware’s teh free fud?
Pepe nawt say NE fing about free. U wants teh fud U haz tu pays teh pi piper.
yessir pleez, put sum munnees in mai hat- i iz teh pi piper… *playz teh sawng uv pi*
in 3.14 tiem.
Ennyone heer heard of “The Heroin Diaries” by Nikki Sixx?
Good book, so far. Wicked cd, too.
dis rminds me uv a sceen frum ‘brij 2 teruhbitheea’…
tazes random person out of boredom.
i saw bridge to teruhbithea. is a sad movie. exciting, untill the girl drowns. very sad. lamost cried in cinema, but frend and frends mum was sitting nxt to me so yeh… tried not to
I love your floofy belly. MUST…PET…
I think it should be called…
Catalunyaa
(with emphasis on the “nyaa”)
And to think that I actually live in CataLonia… XDD The most meowtiful place!! XDD
Iz wants to live in the Catadonia!
Is this a silver bengal? He’s beautiful!
“I tink we shud call it yur GRAVE!”
“Aaagh! Currse yur sudin but ineffitabitable bitrayul!”
(Do kittehs watch “Firefly”?)
I lub my kitteh….she made it on LOLZ da page!!!!
Gratz, this is in teh noo buk!