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Derez noe doggie heer — no way — no hao.
conga rats nightshayde!
*poors a nyce pino noir, offurs a tray of crakers an cheeze*
Mmmm…. crakers an cheeze.
*nom nom nom nom nom*
Fankies, princessmu!
*Maus scampers in and steals all the cheese*
Thanks, guys!
*Scampers away to The Maus Hole*
*shaykes head in a resigned way*
* puts more chese from fridge awn tray*
Ah mausies today… wachoo gonna dew?
*Scampers back in*
I forgot the wine…
*Ahem*
It’s cold in here. What’s for dinner tonight? I hate meatloaf. Mommm!
*Scampers back to The Maus Hole*
*catchez Maus by tale*
not sew fastie!
rntchoo forgettin something?
Oh yes! Sorry!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!*
Bye!
Hasta la pasta, peeps! I hasta leeve fer teh theater inna hour fer dress reeeehersul. Mebbe I will has pics on my profile tomorrow. TTFN!
BORK A LEG!!
Has teh fun, Maus! Merde adn all taht!
Mwaah!
Oh kell koincidans! Dere wuz just a nad fur teh Nutkrakker on TB!
Haz a gud tiem — an enjoy teh cheez!
oh, wut rehersel?
Teh *dress* rehersal.
HTH
giglol
CONG RATS U LAYSHUNS! O hai nightshayde! U nawt sekund! Awlwais thot u were nawt sekund ennywais! Wut doggie ennywai?
Awww
shucks.
*wigglols toe in teh dirt*
Oh – teh fing holdin up teh pillowz? Nawt shur wud dat iz — caem wif teh cowch, aifinkso.
That be one passive doggie
Can u see a dog?
din u muss b seeing fings!
Goggiez iz plane fings, kittehz iz teh wundermus silolky oder fingz.
Issa skwossige dawg!
lol!
Hmm . . . may be a goggie sangwich! With orinj garnish . . . *snerk*
Sandy Claws not see this as bad fing rite?
Santy Claws noes kitteh jus beein kitteh.
Ohai m’deer!!
how is u? u reddy for krissmuss?
IM NOT!
Ohai Leeza! (wat happin tu ewr fesib swirrl?)
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Ai’m very busee at da wurk.
Ai hasa just tu moer giffs tu git fur mah kittehs.
aww. here’s teh skwirll, just for u!
It always shows up when I posts from home.. at werks, I has to go in every day and log into WP.
My
lazinessvery bizzee at werks too, let me show u it!!oh noes! y that not werk?
*rolls eyes*
it werkt befores.
hoo knows wot ebil lurks in teh hart of WP!
*twists tayle into knot*
*handz leeza a chokkllit martoonee.
*swills in one gulp*
oooooahhhhh…. I needed that!
fanks mj!
smooooches Cween!
Ai can hasa martoonee tu?
*shares wif m’deer*
it’ll untwist ur tayle!
but if ur tayle’s not twisted.. not shur wot it will do!
It straiten out mah hairs? It hasa curly… It hasa tu mush curly!
I can has ur curls? My hairs has teh too-strates.
Ewr hairs is da krissmiss lites!
Ai wood LOVES tu has da strate hairs!
Wii swish?
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Ai goes tu gets mah driber lisense picshur todai, mah hair naut fit in da frame.
An ai has it ina ponitale! Ai has 80s hairs. :*(
It wood bee hard tu wares ewr mask wif dis hair. it look like dis:
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Yeah, teh lites are only teh temporary. I hope.
U can has my strate hairs, but I feel I should warn u that they also has teh baby fines, which is not so fine, ackshually. Ponytail holders have to be twisted a extry twist to be small enough and decorative combs slide rite out. Teh only good thing is that it dries quickly.
aww… here, has anotter martoonie.
*splashez alittul gran marnyay on top*
Dat sonds prettee! Very da stile nao.
Mah hairs look liek Leeza’s tale if ai naut brush it wen ai get out of da shower.
*frantickally tries to comb tangles owt uv tayle*
*Mixez up a fresh batch uv chokklit martooneez.
*poorz wun fur Midnightsdeer.
*adn wun fur m’sef.
Cheez!
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Dere b nuff fur ebbree wun.
Ya’ll hep ursevz!!
*holds up* CHEEZ!
*Gulpz martoonee*
*wips da mouf wif back of hand.*
Dis juss rite!
HIC!
Donut do dat! Ew hurtz ewrsef! Wii hasa call da YNGEMTs?
*untwists da kyoot tale!*
Do’s dat hurtz?
Grinch kitteh sez no Crissymas for goggie.
hehe *snerk*
Iz new acupreshur tekneek – ai nawt hab to tutch goggie.
ahh bery clebur!
Adn goggie lieks it – see hims smilol?
is better dan ur usual acupuncture technique….
srsly!
Wot yoo meen?
*xamines poyntee endz – ebrefing luks in order*
Want a free “treetment”, in keeping wif teh seesun?
dats gud, coz rly, hoo wants to touch doggeh?
goggie wuz has droolin.. pillow use tew sop all up, rite?
Kitteh always likes to be on top of the pyramid
Is dis same kitteh as last pic? Definitely has saem attitood. Is now sayin: as long as teh noms is depressed, teh goggie will be de pressed tu. If yu wants him to liv, braek owt teh sammon NOW.
(Summon teh salmon! *snerk*)
There’s no need to fear, Under (teh pillyows) Dog is here!
Uber Kat fears nawt!
I roolz dis house and an ebry wun in it
including deh dog
espeshully the dog
human slave fetch some catnip mice now
and be quick
or else deh dog dies
Doggie wuz awn mai pillo. Doggie nawt sposed be awn mai pillo. Neber sposed be awn mai pillo. Ai fix doggie. Doggie dog gon.
Kitteh iz halpin 2 keep teh goggie warm dis cawld wevver
Kittehz iz kind & thotful!
capitalist kitteh oppressing deh worker goggie
And worker goggie smilols because dats teh only way to keeps himz job
pooh goggie, I feel himz pain
Lolz two-kittehs!
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2K, gud wun!
Goggie sez: Halp! Halp! Aym being oppressed!
Monty Python ref ftw!!!
gimmee mah fudz nao, er da puppeh GITZ IT! Prefurrablee uh cheezburger.
oh noez shud haz been a gnu commint
iz okay…still bery wonderful commint!
fanks zaffy!
Or ar it the Wall street fat cat oppressing the American taxpayur
gib me deh bailout munnies
or else no credit fur uz
Do you need any more proof that kitties are evil? Cute AND evil.
Kitteh not ebil. Iz not liek pillo iz on goggies fays or nuffink.
Kitteh is jist consurned taht goggie mite hurt hisself bai fallink off teh coutch, so kitteh is halping goggie stay on coutch.
Kwik! Somebuddy alert teh Nobel Prize Committee!
Tehy giev Nobble Pryzes for dis???
Kitteh finking dey shud. Butt (hee hee) wud prolololy purrfer a Nombel Priz, aifinkso.
For being a unselfish, do-gooder kitteh, halping teh doggie that way.
Ah, teh Nombel Pruze for Fikshun it is, aifinkso.
Hows yew LCB?
I is teh fine, thx. How u is?
Ai has teh happitayle and egsitemint bcos tessm and DH will be arribing soon for teh Werld’s Most Nawt-Norferly Cheezmeet.
But I stil hab to do orl mai catsmous shopping for pwesents and fuds. And spend teh kwality tiem wib Her Imperyil Hi-nis Buddy Kween of teh Yewkneevurs, cos she has grumpeefayce wib me
And ai stil haz to twerk on teh day jobb and teh part-tiem job…
Nedd shinee fings, aifinkso. Noes wea ai cud git sum?
Kitteh iz givvin teh goggie a massaj — jus goin froo pillow so himz duzzint axidentlee punkchur teh goggie wif himz pointy endz.
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Yup. Datz it.
And then we puts a pillow on top uv teh kitteh, and a MAUS stands on it!
And then . . .
puts a pillo on teh MAUS and a capertillar standzes on it.
And tehn…
Adn den auzzer pillow and a pinny gig standingz on it!
Adn den…..
an then a hayuge manatee jumpz awn tawp uv teh pyle!
Well, okay, if you really want me too. I don’t think I can jump that high though, I might need a stepladder.
*Opunz storage bay adn pullz ladder owt.
*Setz ladder up.
Dere ya go, Hugh!!!
No, teh hugmanatee. Tehre be kittehs and goggies and mauses and capertillars and pinny gigs orl ober teh show!
Somwun get a mopp, kwiklee.
Dis b a Cheezpeepz map update.
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Wair tu begin??
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Last week deh map disappeared. So I started making a gnu map. Wen I wuz making deh gnu wun, I maded sevrul new kololoneez. Adn on deh master list, I putted linkeez to deh Kololony mapz fur awl deh peepz on deh gnu kololoneez. Den, b4 i got teh gnu wun finisht, the old wun cameded bak.
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So deh gnu map and deh old map wuz not deh same. Adn still I had peepz wanting tu b on deh map.
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Wut tu do? Wut tu do? i askinged maisef.
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Well, dis b wut I did. I putted deh gnu kololoneez on deh old map. Adn I maded deh gnu map “unlisted” so peepz can’t going dere and being confuzzilated cuz dere not b awl deh peepz on it.
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If u b in wun uv deh gnu kololonees, plz tu chekking ur marker adn making shur it b rite. Sumthingz may haz gotted confuzillated in deh kunfuzhunz uv deh map makingz. Sry. If u see sumfing rong, plz tu emayoing mii and I will fixing it.
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Deh main (old) map b here:
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=8.500816,144.333616&spn=178.628807,360&z=0
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Deh masterlist b at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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fur strukshunz on how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst go tu
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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If u izn’t on deh map, u shud b!! sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn saying hoo u b adn wair u b. Ezzee peeezzee!! I will putting a lubblee liddlol marker on deh map wif ur name on it. Dehre b ruum fur a commint, tu, so u kin saying Oh Hai tu fokez oar telling dem sumfing bowt u adn ur kittehz. Wunst i b dun, I sending u deh emayo sew yew kin run over and lukking at ursef!!
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz
see hooman? ai told u ai wuz a princess. ai cahn feel teh goggie unner thiz pillo no problemo. ah’m jus lyke taht princess taht cud pee fru 100 matressesss. STN!
Pee fru 100 mattresses????? EEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
wut? izznt taht haow teh storee went? shee cud pee fru 100 matressess?
um, diffrent storee. my dad calld me “pwinciss” an i, um, hadded a liddle problem wif, um, wakin up wen i had to go…
taht wuz my memwors yoo musta bin reeding.
Pore LM. Is teh good that u can talk about it now.
My dad called me “Princess” too. I rly dint like it too much. Then I was keeping company wif a gennelman for a whiles who started calling me “Princess”. I hadda axe him to plz not call me that. Too weird on too many levels.
Sofa… So good
Ok… I’ll get off goggie… but don luk unner ‘frigerator… da mister wuz takin sum my toona.
Today we is selling teh brand-noo GogPress. Brot to yoo by teh maykers uv WurdPress. Operators is standing by!
We’d let them sit down, but sumwun stolinged deh chairz.
ackshully we’re not shur if they was stoled or wut.
they just disapeered.
Majik disa peering chairz?!?!? kewl!
Wai of toepiks:
Heer’s teh laytest awn Lucifur’s ( Lena) behbeh, Elizabeth, as told bai her Gramma
Hello from Lena’s mom. Our little Elizabeth was growing and doing so
well and then yesterday became so sick. She is back in intensive
care, has been reintubated and is on medication to fight off an
infection that if I understand Lena correctly, is in her intestines.
Last I spoke with Lena, Elizabeth is stable but not out of the woods.
Prayers for our little one. Thank you many friends for your love and
support.
Yu can sho yur support for Mummeh Lena, Daddeh Nic an Behbeh Elizabeth heer
hullcloth.com/evidence/pmwiki.php?n=MaterialEvidence.Lena
Schmooz tu Lucifur, Nic, Elizabeth adn Gramma!!
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}} Ai will definutly pray for teh behbe! Lawts of prayers for behbe! {{{{{{{Ambercat & fambly}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Bebbeh Elizabeth an her famblee}}}}}}}}}}
No matter whats, kittehs always be comin out on top.
kitteh singin “i’m lukkin over a skwished dawg Rover”
Kitteh not singing! He doesn’t has a bredstik!
WIN! yoo can saranayd me anytyme!
Suffakayshun
yur doin it rong!
TO THE TUNE OF RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER:
Goggie wif ur nose so brite,
Ai gonna smudder u tonite.
Den hao teh goggie wurried,
As teh kitteh showted owt wif glee,
Goggie ur dais ar numbered and soon u’ll be history!
Yup, dere u goes, doggie dint do wut kitteh wanted. Yup.
hahahh thats awesome!!!!!
WIN you can haz cheezburger!
LOL!!! that is one mean cat!
goggieburger
I makes it