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Dress ur cat in gay apparel Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Put urself in mortal peril Fa la la la la, la la la la
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den luk owt fur pointy ends
Kitteh soon will fetsh himz frenz
Congratshoelaces, Annipuss! Ai duz teh Poynty Enz Dans fer yu!
Grrrrr!
*poynty poynty dansdansdans*
FangQ lyanthya.
Oh, I sees McPiggeh as arrived, and that beminds me!
OHAI everyone!
*microfone fudback*
Krissmuss comes but onse a year; u shops, and cooks, and plans, and buys presentz, and POOF inna day, it’z over!!!
But this year we can xtend the hololiday another day!
GP and I has planned a partee for Bocksing Day!
Itz a tradishunal TTI hololiday on the day aftur Krissmuss, where (as I unnerstand it) peeples gets together to eet leftovers, and gives gifts to serviss people.
I say, ‘as I unnerstand it’, b/c GP/SMP professes not to know anyfing about it. *rolls eyez* So I gotted most of my info from google.
Anyways, if u has a phlonquais, today is the day to reward him for his
impertinintimportant services to u!And, if u wishes to take part, we will has an optional
XXXXX XXXXXgifty exchange.This is called by many noms, some of u knows it as Yanquis Exchange, some as Wite Lolophant, and some as…. Well, something else. I has a feeling the propurr name here shud be the ICHC Grabbity Gifty Exchange, but whatever u call it, here’s how it werks:
Everyone brings a present, and puts it under teh tree. Sinse this is Bocksing Day, u can bring ur present in a bocks if u wants! And u can describe the bocks or the packaj if u wants to. Then we takes turns.
•The number one person picks a gifty from under the tree. Open it and say wot it iz!
•Then the no. 2 person can steel teh present the no. 1 person gotted, OR pick one from under teh tree.
•And then teh no. 3 person can steel from either the 1 or the 2… or pick from under the tree.
•And so-on, and sew fourth, etc.
Anyone can steal a gift from someone who has opened one previously. If someone steels ur gift, u gets to go back to teh tree an pick another one.
Those of u with larcenuss tendensies, plz to note u only gets to keep ONE gifty.
*eyez LCB*
U can bring a noo gifty, or u can regifty something u gotted and dint want. Anything goez!!
Sew to recap, we will has drinkses, and feest, and gifties to phlonquais and service peoples everywhere (dat incloods YNGs and fyremens, Ifinkso!) and the Dirty Santa gifty exchange! Okays?
The partee will start at the 6 am cheeztime lol, on Dec 26th, which means:
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI time
9 am Spacific time
11 am Central
And the mountain time, in btw the central and Spacific, somewhere in there, ubetcha.
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oooooo Grabbity-irreeesistabul!
*raises paw*
*wigguls paw in aier to get attenshun*
*waevs pay wildlee in air*
i hazza kweshun
*swirrlgirrl rolls eyes*
yes, what is your question?
sweetpea: well, can you open the prezzie yu chuz frm undah da twee befoar you chooze to steel da otter purson’s prezzie? I like to whey all my opshunz in such a nimportant mattah.
ps the purrson frum whooom you shteel da prezzie den gitz yr reejekt, if you playz dat way. jest kurious, not sayin wun way iz bettah.
Hmmm..
I see u is one of those sweetpeas that lieks to has hur shwimps and eets them too, eh?
heee, you know me awl too well…
oops!
just notissed I left teh ‘DS’ in teh message farthur down.
I has updated it owt of my master nows.
*kk4 joins sweetpea, raises paw in air* Ai hab qweshun tu, is we allowd tu gib prezzents tu da phlonques dat nawt belong tu us?
oh, and can we re-gift? i haz sum doooooooziez frm Christmusez passed.
YESH! This iz purrrrrrrfeckt occashun to get rid ov teh stinckee OH NOES de twahlett or other ‘what waz they thinkin when they gotted THIS for ME?’ gifty!
hrmmm… yesh…
* pricks up eers *
i finkso if yr naemed Scrooge all you get is sum visitorz and wild
dweems and a tour of teh time space continyuym unless you be
re-foarmed. Maybe a new door knoker ornament thing. just saying…
*tendrilztaptaptap at computer to order new doornokker fr SMcP*
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1951-xmas-knocker.html
EEP! Do nawt want! Fankies.
your words say “no” but your eyes say “mais oui”
eek! donut want!!
Jelly donut coming right up!
well ov corse, itz krissmuss, u can gives presents to whoever u wants to!!
(mite just want to make it cleer that itz not part of teh grabbity gifty exchange tho)
Ooh, it sownds lyke fun! We playd this gaym at an offic party on Friday and I ended up with a Hello Kitty toaster. It wuz wunnerful!
I won’t be abul to play on Boxing Day, tho – will still be with mah fambly. Mah behbeh sister’s b-day is teh day after Crismus. But yoo guise haz teh fun!
you gotted a HeeloKitty Toaster???????? do want!!
Tanks! Muchas gracias!! Merci bien. Je veux bien venir a cette fete. If faut que je travails un peu, mais apres — s’il reste des cadeaux!
Quelle bonne idee!!
Yeeeah, I think this is a bit risky. I know I took it as “gay” the insult and I think that that only way this would be funny is if it were used in that way.
anni gets teh solo top spot!
time fur tea anni?
I has some shwimps if u liek those!
Ai lub srimps, dat wud maek a nies tee fur me, thx!
ohai Annipuss I maded sum shrimpz yesturdai
I putted some shrimpz and garlic and a liddel olive oil
and some red onions mixed it wid some spices and lime wedges put
all deh mixtchure in a foil package and baked it for 10 minutes!
It was delishus and nootrishus
here you can has some wid some nice homemade bread to mop up deh
jooses wid
*Drools* dat sowndz berry taystee! Nawt fare! Ai haz ownlee toona hash fur mai dinner 2dai!
I jus learned dis gnu teknik of cooking seafoodz
wurks well wid fish 2z
I tried it wid haddock 2 dayz ago.
an deh best part
no clean up
frow deh foilz aftur Uz iz done!
{{{Annipuss}}} Uz is welcome to joinz me fur dinnah
if U doesn’t mind boxses and messes ebry where
Ai do sum fish liek dat (speshully smoaked samun fillets) duzn’t maek teh hole howse smell uv fish, an keeps awl teh gudniss in.
I’m more worried about the death-ray eyes
U gotta sleep sumtyem, hoomin!
is that U rhsb?
mah lack of chrismus spirit
led me showz U it
{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}
anyfing we can do to halp?
sing some carolls?
give u teh eggnogs?
or teh frootcaek?
Uz can helpz meh unpack the elebenty boxes sitting in ebry room
of deh house an rearrangingz of deh furnishoorz
I haz deh tired and lottsa wurkz 2 doez
I iz in Ur ICHC whining bout my to do listz
ooh I loves teh dekorating!!
put teh fud dish here…
and teh skratchy post rite there…
and teh bed… over there.
we dun now, rite?
where does you want deh catnip mausies?
Where duzzint ai want teh catnip mausies?
where duzzint chew want da mausies?
Awl da way under da couch outta reech
Behind da fremigerator, er, refrigerater
Catching zzzzzzzzzz’ in
Da goggies bed
Eaten uup by nother cat
F…
Flying crost deh ruum and crashing intu deh spensive vase.
G…
Galaxee far far away
Hidden unner da cubbers
Just owta reech on da kownter
I..
Inside yor kuvvers, mayking rattly sownds
Just owt uv reech beneeth teh frigeraytor
Katching floofy dust bunnehs under yor kowch
L . . .
Lost in da closet
Moving by demselves..oh noes!
Next tu da toaster
Over yur hed in da cat tree
P…..
Landing in teh shower with yoo in teh mornink
Mayking itz way under teh door to teh garage
Napping kwietly in teh cat’s litter boks after a play sesshun
O . . .
Orgamiced in a row alfamabetikally
Perchance to dream, ah therezzzzzzzzzzz
Quietly plotting revenj
Roasting on an open fire
S…
Soakin in tub wif U
Takin up awl warm seets in frunt ob fyre
Undr fut
Vewwy hiddn in dark paths
W
Ai did ree ply. Iz nawt vissibull. S Oh Deer
An about “gai” tu.
grmpf
oh, rite by teh bed plz… I lieks to sleep wif them.
I finkso, sumwun will die soon. painfully.
an kitteh will haz deh last laff
Mwahahaha!
you may be right madam
Absuhlootlii PAWsitivlii. Az yu sew aptlii point aowt, CATZ du KNOT knead CLOZE. Tehy ar PURRfeck just az tehy arrr.
This stupid costume irritates mes
and I know where you sleep
so beware
-one annoyed cat
one annoyed cat, one annoyed cat,
do I hear two, two annoyed cats?
Ai bid FOR anoyd cats!!
da hyuman dat did this will soon has a sprig of hollee thru teh heart.
A Krimuss Carul ref
dingdignding you winz!
and… you r nao under da Missle Doe!
♫Dek the cat in bowz & hollee
falalalalol lolol la la
‘Twill be full of pain and folly
falalalalol la la la la…
Don’t go near teh pointee ends
falalalalol la la la la
punishment on yu’le deesend
FALALALALALALOL LOLLOL LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@@@@@
wow, grate
wpun, SP!!*lifts teh robotik deer offuv anni*
sorree bowt dat, it luuks like the spase program needz moar sleep… desining missles to luuk liek deers… an then throwin them awnto peepls… itz just nawt rite.
lol WMD -Weponz o Missile Doe-correkt prununciation of sekkrit operashuns
“Code in da Doze” shhhhhhhhh it be sekkrit. dont tell nobuddy, ‘kay?.
oh, BTW the sekkirt sine & cowntersine is “aaaachoooooooo” and “gezooonthite”
Annipuss iz unner da missel toes! *runs up an gibs annipuss kiss on cheek*
Gotcha!!
KK4 is unner da missel toes!
*runz up adn gibs KK4 smoochie kiss*
*runz awai wif a kwikness*
*gigglols* *sees AP hidin behin door wif one ear pokin owt* *takes littlol sprig ub missel toe an holds obber AP’s head an gib AP kiss* Bak atcha!!
O noes, her fownded me!
*tryz tu getz awai frum teh kisses*
*bumps into door*
*getz tangloled in floofy kissy tanglol*
*gibs up adn makz frenz*
{{kk4}}
ai promiss ai didnt reveel ne classifyed info… santa wood kill me iffn ai did.
naw, no killink here. just put before da firink squad & we fire WMD’s [weponz 0 Missile Does] atchoo. (pssst now you say gez***********)
gezooonthite!!!
Hello Dollink. i new you wair spy, all long, Skwirrrrel.
*wonders how she blue hur covers*
Ai fink dat ennywun hoo maeks a kitteh ware stoopid cloez dezerbs awl teh punishmint teh kitteh can dish owt!
Roodoff Impersunashun Epic Fail
Put ur cat in gay apparel
falalalalala
Put urself in mortal peril
falalalalalala
don we now our pointy ends
falalalalalalala
need protecshun call ur friends
falalalalalalalala
LOLZ, Mama Cat!!
Berry gud song, Mama Cat!!
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How u b doing in deh cold adn snow??
This cat looks hilariously ridiculous.. LOL!
sorry, have to ruin the party, but clothing doesn’t have a sexual orientation. let’s come up with a different adjective.
It’s gay as in colorful and festive….it is _the_ appropriate adjective.
Agreed, infamousqbert. Using “gay” as a pejorative is not really kosher.
But heer it iz yoozed in teh orijinul meenin uv bright an cheerful. Nuffin bad abowt it at awl.
historical awareness FAIL
Look up the word…the sexual meaning of “gay” is relatively recent only.
Yeah, but that’s the word from the original song. It meant fancy clothes, not stupid clothes. Even if nobody used it as a bad word, it would still work, because kittehs generally Do Not Want clothes, fancy or otherwise.
*sighs* Gay meens hapee too.
… long before it ment enneefing else …. I eben haz a cuzzin named ‘Gay’ … nuffin rong wif being ‘happy adn gay’ …. *sigh*
Happy AND festive!
Whadid ai miss? What?
Sumwun’s bein sexual?
R U sure dey isn’t just gender-all?
ironic comment is ironic.
wot? oh, wait. we has been ironied?
Hao kud we haz bin ironied? Ai diddint seein teh YNG.
And ai still hab sum wrinkels!
LOL
ohai, infamousqbert! *wagglols paw in glee at fwend*
i take yr point, but i thotted they [teh captioneerz] wz trying to be hyumerous by contrasting “gay” as in “happy & liteharted” wif the nothappy, notliteharted if lukz could kill luk on da kitteh’s faze. humor can be twikky, eh?
what surprises me is that this is an old song. It is the song, dangit. The song uses the correct, original use of the word gay innocently and happily, and this
LOL is innocent and happy, quoting the song.
#$$%^&&~~!!!! I hatez it wen people get hurt over innocent intentions!!!
unlesssss…..*pondurrs* …teh lol makur had snurty-rude intenshuns….and den
I say…a hoof too u, lol makur!
i luvs you, donkey. i wuz pond’ring as i ponder’d out under da sky, adn decided to chuse teh innoscent inturpretashun. werks fur me.
oopsi, fergot to chanj out of my spy out fit.
oh, my………
dat r too bootifull furr teers.
Teh teers, dey froze in shock at teh bootifull, an cuddun run down mah
face.
mah mouf, it r opun.
Mai x treemly polite makin fun, letz meh show U it.
They is just doing a take off on Deck teh Halls. Has u never heard teh second verse?
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Teh carol was ritten WAY before gay meant anyfing other than happy. Hope that clears fings up… I finkso no one wud do any gay-bashin owt here.
Ai agrees wif skwrrlgirl..is word wif more den one meenin now, an peeps nawt wuld post sumfin tu hurt peeps felines, aifinkso!
Ai din’t fink uv ennifing but gay=happy, joyful, bright – an lossa mai best frens an famblee aer “gay” in teh modern meenin uv teh werd.
well, wun time I had to play teh part of columbia in teh rocky horror picture show. if ever cloting had a sehkshumal orientata… persuwazh… um… altertnativ lifestyle, dem stripey shorts, robins egg sox an gold top hat sure did.
I loves mai ghey clothes, dey is evry bit as speshul as str8 clothes.
An like teh song sez, tis the season to don we now are ghey apperal
This may be the last picture taken with this camera…
No, I think teh kitteh would take a few trophy shots of teh deaded body and post them on his MySpace.
Mebbe kitteh culd make lolcat frum pikshur…we awl wuld unnerstan.
Iffs kitteh had posable fumbs, he cud tie teh deaded body to teh roof ov teh car to sho eberyone wat a “sportsman” hims iz.
Aifinkso! Awl kitteh need is eerflaps awn rayndeer hat!
Donot attempt to put teh earflaps on teh kitteh, kk4! There would be 2 deaded boddies on teh car roof then.
kittehs never seem to enjoy kostumes, do they (some goggies seem to like it as a game)? When I was little, the folks next door had a kitteh, and my mother claimed I used to dress it in doll clothes and push it in the toy baby buggy. I think she was misremembering who did it, as I don’t remember it, and my older sister thinks she does sort of remember doing it. I wonder if someone had asked the kitteh, if the answer would have been “Haaaaalp! Get me outa here!” or if it would have been “Oh, well, if it amuses the kiddeh I don’t mind.”
Nawt reelee sur if kitteh wudn’t mind. Kitteh prolly jus fink hole fing stoopy but may endz up wif teh tuna!
Sum kittehz do let chillun dress dem up, but Ai haz nebber met wun liek dat! Ai fink dat enny kitteh werf cawlin a kitteh wud soon sho hoo wuz teh boss!
Mai kitteh would shred me to bitz!
Wen ai wuz littlol gurl ai had kitteh ai dress in dollclothes…one tiem. Kitteh nawt hapee, an mai Mom nawt hapee eeder!
Sum kittehs r berri cumplashent, adn don mynd if peeps hold dem in weerd posishuns or put cloving onnum. Ai nebber had dat kynd eben wen ai wuz bak in NJ growin up (tho ai nebber wantd to dress dem up), adn nao in CA boff kittehs Ib had startd owt feral an dinnit eben wanna be tuchd or holded (sept fur pettin, wen deyz inna rite mood).
Gud job on calming down teh kittehs and gibbing dem a nice hoam.
Fanx Romeow. It izznt eezee adn takz lotsa pashuns. Iz berri diffren den wit goggies. U can teech goggies to obai on command, but wif kittehs u can onlee inbite – den dey eever accept teh inbitashun or not. Teh reel trik is tu mak shoor u esplain it rite so dey mak teh choys u want, dats best fur dem (adn u). Adn most important, allwaz wif lubs in ur hart (dey can see dat).
mai big BC Morgan iz /very/ layd bak — he haz bin known to /snooze/ thru hiz sub-q flooidz treetmentz — but he still duzzint lyke bein dekkorayted!!
Depends upon the kitteh….most kittehs don’t like clothes. 3 out of 3 of my kittehs say that they don’t. They talk with their teeth and claws.
A KITTEH TAYLE
Wen Ai wuz a liddol gurl, Ai dresseded mai kitteh iyn dollee cloathes adn weeled her arownd teh yaurd iyn teh dollee karridje;
Her putted up wif iyt foar awyle; tehn wen her gotted board, her jumpeded aowtta teh karridje adn runned awaiy wif awl teh dollee cloathes awn, wif me chaiysyng afture her becuz Ai dint wunt teh dollee cloathes tuu geyt lostid!!!(Thems wuz fawlling aowffa her az her wuz runnyng)
Neadless tuu saiy, taht wuz teh furst adn layst tiem Ai ebber trieded tuu drehss up mai kitteh agen…. TEH EYNDE
Ai nawt wan 2 mes wif dis kitteh!!
kittehs good at acting eggsaperated but demz usually quite forgibing
Yogi kitteh wuz mad at me becoz I putz him in his carrier and drove
for manee milez and brot himz to a gnu house
but himz has forgibben me already
Kittehz b gud a forgiving…. I finkso, wii kud lern frum dem…. Dey never remindering u uv deh awful fingz u did tu dem 2 yrs later… wunst dey furgive, its awl bedder…. dey givez u schmoooz adn snorglez adn purrz.
Yef – kittehs lib moar in teh “now” den peeps, adn don hold grujj frum befoar, but dey do remmemmer ebryfing – dey noes if u bin lyin to dem so u gotsa b karful wot u say adn do!
stoopy hoomin, u furgits dat ai knoez ware u sleepz at nite…
and juss mite furgit ware teh litter bocks is.
Dek da halls wif barfs uv hollee…
fa la la la la
la la
la laaaa
Dressin’ kitteh’s quite teh folly
fa la la la la
la la
la laaa
burfday fairy wants evreewun to know taht hur wuld NEBBER EBER make hurz kitteh minyuns wear a silly costyoom liek dis. her will stik wif teh sparkly wings an haloz made owt ob pink an silber garlands. an now it’s time to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheez frenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an yesterday too!! if i missed yor burfday yesterday, let me kno heer an i will haz a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand for yoo! i haz tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem (i kno iz kold in sum playses, but iz nebber too cold for ise kreem!) sparkly punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle wen tehy yoyo, sparkly pensils wif eraysurs shayped like PENGWINS!, kandees, an sparkly pengwin stikkers!
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Deh furday fairee haz KITTEH MINYUNZ!???!?!?!?!!??? WOW! I b impressed. I haz neber had a kitteh dat wud b a minyun….. I haz ben deh minyun uv mennee kittehz.
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*putz on pointee party hat and playz wif yo-yo
yo
wissul
yo
wissul
yo
wissul
kk4 takes yo yo an duz yo yo triks wif it! *bonks self on hed wif yo yo*
*pats kk4z hed*
sokay, u jus rest a minnit
*taeks yo-yo adn plaiz wif it*
*kk4 enjoys wissel sounds while hur rests*
Yo *wissel*
Yo *wissel*
Yo *wissel*
yoo gib tehm enuff ob teh right kinds ob gushifuds, an tehy’ll do anyfing yoo aks.
Dis mus be in sum parrraallllelll uniberse, I finkso…!
. . . until teh gushifood gone . . .
or sumpin shiny rolls by . . .
or dey wanna wash teh naughty bits . . .
*snerk*
but iz gushifuds wif, ahem, speshul ingrediunts.
cant tell yoo wut tehy iz. taht iz being a trayde sekrit.
Ai miss-red “sparkly pensils” an thort Ai has stumbelld into a entyrlee diffrunt thred! Nawt taht Ai’m complayning, mynd yu!
*santa claws puts a mark on Amber’s nawty list*
*Amber remoovs stikker and puts it awn Skwirrlgrrl’s list – hao els wud she has knoen wut Ai wus finkin?!*
*hoysted by hur own petard!*
Shakespeer ref!! FTW!!!
OOh, a petard-hoisting! Rum needed fur it in teh NB?
If yu maylkes it a Picard-hoisting, will swee’pea kom?
mmmm… Picard hoisting….
:snerk:
*takes a sparklee pengwin stikker and puts on itteh bitteh sekrit diary*
Teh sayme applies tu dressy up yur Phlonquais…
.
Mortal Peril; yu has bin teh warned.
eben if they is dressed in festive holiday apparel?
*snerk*
ooh cantcha just see hims in a littul elf costoom?
That wud be teh cyooooooot!
*digz in big trunk uv festiv kostoomz
Aahhh. Dis wun lukz just deh rite size.
*grabz pinny gig and restlolz him intu festiv kostoom.
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Skrooge!! u lukking ever so hansum in deh green elfee soot… wif deh pointee shooz and kewt liddlol hat wif deh jingloling bell!!
* wrigglol wrigglol wrigglol *
* mutter mutter mutter *
* nommetty nommetty nommety *
PLEH!
* wrigglol wrigglol wrigglol *
* discards tattered elf costoom *
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* starts making list *
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1. fleep
2. skwirrlgrrl
3. cweenmj
4. _________
YAY!!! I b on Scroogee Mc Pigglolyz Krissmiss list!!!
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I wunder wut him will giving mii??
*Runz tu store tu buy Mc Pig a Kriss miss prezzee.
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And he sed he had no hololiday spirit!!
* narrows eyes *
ooh, and I is nomber 2!!
hay wate…
yu jus try harder!
O hai cweenmj meh gibs yew Krismuss gift
Heer a freshly maded harbl I maded it juss fur yew speshul.
‘Speshully since yew r wun uv mai cheezfrenz on heer.
Wut u chewin on liddlol piggy??
R u eeting ur shooz?!?!?!!!!!
no, him didn’t like the elf costoom. let me see wut we have in teh basemint of d’beaker laboratories.
*rummij, rummij, CRASH oops, rummij*
aha, just the thing — the rain deer antlolers for teh hed, teh glowing red nose wif teh battery pack that we straps on hims back, and …
*rummij rummij*
yep, here it is, teh little slay … mebbe that’s nawt such a gud spelling … for pulling around teh libing rum.
how’s that?
*claps hands*
Itz teh perfeckt!!
Be shure to tell hims that Rudolf eets teh fudgy caek, may halp, ifinkso.
but befores he gets teh fudgy caek, he hasto pull the sled around and around teh festively lited krissmess tree while eberybudy goes “oooh” and “ahhh” and “he’s so cyoooooot” and “he has soooo much hololiday spirit” until he wants to rhymes-with-woodchuck in his little costoom.
*wondering why i’m in such a mood to torment flunkies*
*thinks about it*
*shrugs shoulders*
oooh, ai noes … we’s nawt laffing AT him, we’s laffing WITH him. Becuz we likes him so much. Yep.
hm….
*wonders where Igor iz*
last time i saw ‘im, he waz checking out a CookBook frm Peru. Had lots of cuy recipeeez…
ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
ha!..ha!..ha!..ha!
*oops.. jus reelizng has laffed awt loud en slinkeez bak inna lurkey whole cuz coslav… um workers ar lukin at meh funneh*
*damm dese cheezburg peeps making me laff alla time*
Oh, don’t go away! U r most welkum lovcharliecat!!!1!! And it happens to me awl teh time – nawt gud reading LOLs at wurk, peeps start wundering ab00t u. Normally wurk is nawt so funny … Schmoo for u!
Is dis kostuum reelie homoseeksual? Daz funi, mi tinks dats a liddel mean.
No no no. gay means bright and cheerful in this song. It was written years before the other meaning came about.
Kitteh looks mad.
Dat kitteh nawt luk sew happee. Ai hope he at least gawt cheezburger frum his hoomins 4 waring dat stoopid getup.
*Please to excuse my lack of lolspeak and this blatent plug* *And that this is a repeat message. I think it’s that important*
Hi cheesefriends! I’m very glad to be back here in Cheeseland! I’m sure most US cheesefriends know about the terrible ice storm that hit New England last Thursday, unfortunately lots of folks don’t have their power back on (100,000 according to the news this morning) even though it’s been nearly a week. My mother and I spent three nights in shelter set up by the Red Cross and I just can’t say enough about how wonderful the volunteers were and how quickly and efficiently they responded to the crisis! My power was out for four days, then my mom and I were able to come back to my place, it was another two days before her power was restored.
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I had never had any first-hand experience of the Red Cross until now and I was totally impressed. I know things are very tight for all of us, especially at this time of year but I hope that anyone who is able will consider a small donation to their local Red Cross. I know I owe them a huge debt of gratitude!!
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*End of blatent plug and Happy Holidays to all Cheesefriends*
wow … wut an advenchoor, and what a well-deserved plug. we wuz lucky and missed the ice here.
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but since yew is back, and safe, yew can enjoy this, someplace warm!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGUGXOxs6p0
Schmooz tu Bluesfan!!!
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I b sew glad she adn her mom had a warm dry plais tu b adn eben had deh hot meelz.
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Deh Red Cross peepz b awsum adn full uv deh Win!!!!
O bluesfan473! {{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}} Ai am so sawry abowt wut hoppened to u and ur momma! Ai hoep eberfing is almost normal nao and dat ur nao hoem! Ai unnerstand totally, Kansas City went thru dat in 2002. Ai nawt hev power for a week and wuz ablol to stai wif mai mom until it cayme bak but uvvers were nawt so lucky. Menny went wifowt power for several weeks! Mai mahm wuz wifowt power for abowt 24 hours and she wuz reely luky! Bluesfan473, is dere ennyfing ai can do for u? Plz to let meh knoes! Ai wanna halp! {{{{{{{{bluesfan473 & fambly}}}}}}}}}}
Ai gibs blud tu dem, not munees. Dats needed tu.
U zactlee rite AngelPlume, dat iz eekwillee impordant!! Ai lyke ur hattie!
Fank u awl cheezepeeps whoo were teh conserned, ai reely apresheate taht! Mai mahm an ai wer bery forshunate taht wii did nawt hav teh bursted pipes er aneefing wen teh power caim bak awn, ah’m shore manee manee peeps r nawt sew lukkee.
So glad to hear frum yu, bluesfan. I haz been finking about yu nd wondering hao yu haz been. Glad yu were in a warm playce.
ohai bluesfan! glad to see yoo bak – sumwun wundered yestirday, i fink, wher yoo wuz, an i finked, taht’s right! haznt seed bluezfan lately! hope iz being okay! glad yoo an yor momma are bak home now, an had safe playse to stay! not minding teh blatant plug, iz a gud cawze!
To bluesfan473…I live in New England, too, but we were lucky enough NOT to lose power. We’re near Boston, and had plans for a weekend trip out to Sturbridge, for the Christmas festivities out at Old Sturbridge Village. Apparently, Sturbridge had power (we called before we left), but most of the surrounding towns did not.
Every restaurant we went to was packed, and when we went to check in at the hotel, it was also busy. It was also a bitterly cold weekend, so people needed places to stay warm and fed.
But not everyone can afford to stay at a hotel, and that’s why I’m glad for the Red Cross to be around, to help those in need. I will send them a donation, for sure.
Ifn ai didz dis to mai kitteh, he wud becum a WMD and ai, and ai…deer peepz…wud shirley die. It wud nawt be pretteh. Nope, nope, nope! Dey nawt eben lieks collers…. o mai.
Angelina went throo free collolars befur she finallee akseptd it. Adn it wudda bin moar but teh naybor gave wun ob dem bak after findin it in dayr yard adn callin teh nummer onnit.
This is one of the funniest lolz evar
teh ecard nawt b werkin.
ai iz zo vey sad.
ai awlso m bear essed for cuz ai sended it to menny fwendz.
Maybe the last part of the caption should’ve read, “Muahahahaha, hahahahaaah! >:-D”
true,….LOL!!!
win!
Hoomin is gonna get surprize in stockins. Not presunt, an not kole eithur.
Doom.
iz choklit flavrd doom?
or mebbeh iz pepprmint flavrd?
Why is the use of the word “gay” as a slur allowed on icanhascheezburger.com? Way to filter, guys.
Yours disappointedly,
Snoopy (who is gay in the sexual preference sense. just to be clear. you have to be on this site, apparently.)
*sigh* to repeat… It’s not being used as a slur…those are the original lyrics…doesn’t that chip get heavy? I ( and most all on this site ) don’t care what side of your bread you butter. ‘just to be clear’…oh look,…dots..!.
um, where is “gay” used as a slur here?
The song referred to in the caption is “Deck the halls”, an old Christmas carol.
Gay in this song is used with it’s original meaning. Bright, happy.
“Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.”
Means “let’s get dressed up in our holiday outfits”
pffft!
oh, krelm got to you before me.
Gud werk, krelm. Yooz nau pwamoted.
Not a slur snoops. Again, historical context! Check out teh lyrics to Deck teh Hawwls
Dear krelm, momofsix, Tocath,
OK, let me try and explain myself a little better. The creator of this LOL thought it best to change the word “don”, yet not “gay”, so what we have here is *selective” use of the original lyrics. Given the recent pejorative use of the word “gay” to mean “lame” – which, whether the creator likes it or not, could be seen to fit this LOL rather well, and will be construed in this sense by many – I stand by my view that it is inappropriate. You all keep bringing up “historical context”, but you forget that times, and language usage, has changed. The dreaded N-word was also considered appropriate in various “historical contexts” by various people, and is rightfully universally considered inappropriate in the context of today. Given the opportunity for misinterpretation on such a popular website, I suggest that it would be more responsible to err on the side of caution, and refrain from its use.
*sigh* pfft srsly etc.
Hi Snoopy,
I didn’t interpret it as a slur against sexual preferences. “Don we now our gay[*] apparel” is actually in the traditional lyrics of ‘Deck the Halls’. It’s been around since at least Mozart was alive (!), if you believe Wikipedia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deck_the_Halls) [*] in the festive sense, not the “OMG, that’s so [ridiculous]!!” sense.
I realize that just because it’s been around for 300 years doesn’t mean that you can’t be offended by the lyrics…but it makes me a little depressed that you’re ready to jump on the “HALP, HALP, I’M BEIN’ REPRESSED!!” train without looking into the context.
…but then does everything have to be in context? It definitely meant something to you, and who am I to invalidate that…?!
Okay. That’s it. I have obviously been studying for finals far too long if I’m instigating philosophical discussions over pictures of cats in silly costumes.
{{{{{Su}}}}}
Come, have a hug. You’ve studied long and hard and you still try and be nice to your fellow hoomins.
Dear Su,
Thank you for taking the time to reply. I am quite aware of the context, as are you, but that is not the point. The point is that there is rather a lot of room here for misinterpretation.
I’m afraid I don’t agree with your pandering to historical context – see my previous post.
I am not aware of boarding any train, nor of suffering repression of any description, but thank you for your concern.
Best of luck with you finals.
por por kitteh…dis aer torchurz an teh hooman shood dye!
I love it! A fresh new take on the now stale “you’re gonna die because you put clothes on me” captions.
Iz Fa-ra-ra-ra!!!!
heehee… dats so cute, but the caption, LOL
LOL that’z FUNNY!
It is so trews.
good job
Dat a grumppy kitteh …. an I no blame him.
hey i recognize that cat. congrats.
jajajajajjajajjaja
sooo funny, thank you!
Yeah, ur gunna be ded. D-e-d DED!
Ha! Ur so clever!!!! ( No, Really, I am serious)