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kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… mamarosa on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
Skaylez shud be seen & nawt herd, aifinkso.
NS – Congrats! Yer at the tawp of a beooteeful brayde…can i offue yew a die-et soda…watch’er pleasure?
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Iffin ai must drinkin sumfin wif fyoo caloloriez, it will be teh iced tee wif jus lemon… but ai wud ravver hav teh tee wif lemon & shugur.
Tee hee, jus tri-ing to beh tawpikal….dinnunt expect yew to rilly drink die-et!
I can has diet?
Diet caffeen fwee mtn doo plzthxyesitistoogud!
*hands leeza a glassa watters*
itz sposed to be yelloe.
Soundz lika dangrus fing to sugjest to LCB… :8O:
That’s my phlonquais ur thinking of.
*dunks yellow hi-liter in leeza’s glass*
thatz better.
somebuddy has to be teh strate man angelplume!
Sry Missy iffin dat sownded rood. Dat wuz nawt mah intenshun. Ai jus duzzint liek teh diet bevrijes.
Yew kin haz mah shaer tho if yew lieks dem. Den we boaf gets wut we wantz. 
I noez wut ua meenz, nightshayde.
diet sodaz – Pleh!! adn dubblol Pleh!
I druther b fat….. oh, wayt. I am.
*wispurrz to cweenmj*
We “cuddlee” pplz kin survive longer den teh skinneh-minnehz iffin we getz stuk owt in teh cold sumwerez — dis kud coming in handee wif teh cold cold wevvur awlober teh U.S.A. rite nao. *nod*
*whispurrs tu nightshayde an cweenmj* We kin surbive any snowstorm, and liek ai tell husbin…no one gonna pik meh up an run away wif meh!!
tru dat– ai haz teh hi-skool memries uv peeple pikken us smallol peeplols up adn puttin us in teh garbage barrels. teh nyce wuns maed sur teh barrlols wuz empty furst.
plus, teh normlol-sized peeps gets 2 giv teh bluds!
Ai shud giv teh blud agin soon. *nod nod*
Nawt teh rood dat awl! {{{NS}}}
Yay! Ai had a worried.
{{{{{Missy}}}}}
Mayk myne a Diyet Petsi Strawberrii Vanilla Crem, pliiz. Wiv a ‘nip chaysur. *SNERK*
Conga rats tu yu, nightshayde fur da nawt second!!! Wat yu wants fur sillybrations? *kk4 grabs nightshayde by bof paws an dans wif hur* *dans dans dans twiiiiiiiirl*
*twiiiiiirl twiiiiiirl*
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!1!!!!!!elebenty!!!!
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*thud*
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Ai haz a dizzee! *gigglol*
Meh tu, nightshayde!!! *fills glasses wif sparklee drinks an clinkee dem wif nightshayde*
*clink*
*sluuurrrrp*
Mmmmm. Fanks, KK4!
b…bu….butt…….wai? ai thot dat mai scaelz wur gud….
We lubs yur scaelz, DK – ooo, shiny…
Yer scaelz is lubberlee, ai iz shoor … but teh scaelz demselves duzzint talk. Rite? Teh kitteh unner teh scaelz iz wutz talkin, aifinkso. If yer scaelz starts talkin, ai will haz a skerred.
An, DK, jes fur footure reference, if yur scales annownce ar weights…well, yu needs tu run wif kwikness!!!
*muffled sawnd coms frum sumwhar*
“elebentee-fiev”
…….
*gulp*
ai didn’t sai anyfing! ai nawt ebben knoez whar dat camededed frum! AAAHHHHHHH!!!
*runrunrunsawai!!!*
wayin masheen nawt tellin troof
oar kitteh iz just nawt lissenin!
Mai baffroom skaylz doan’t tell teh troof…. Leestwaiz, Ai hoep dey aer lion!
Boi, no kidding. It luks liek mai nyew skale dat sez difrent fing eech tiem . 3 difrent fingz wifin abowt 10 pownz . But kitteh wokz awn nd it nawt sez nuffingz.
Skalez like dose iz jus like froots onna tree, yu piks teh lowist!
he’z nawt heavy
he’z my brudder
oh wait,
he is heavy
oh well
Ai noes…da road iz lawng, wif menny a windin turn…..
da road is soooooooo lawng, maybe we shud stops for somefing.
like,
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Applol pie wif wippy creem
Big mug of hawt chawklit (wif a little rum glug glug glug)
Cheeezburger
Diet coke (yeah, right!)
Eggnog … the kind wif the real creem and teh eggs and … where’s that rum?
F …
Frootcaek
Gummi (bears not kittehs)
Hunny on biskits
IIIIIIIIII
I-I-I-I, I am teh Frito Bandito!
J
Icey creem, ub coarse!
Jell-O Puddin (vanillol, plz)
Kettul Korms
L…
Lemming pi
Merengai — on deh lemming pi
N………
Nebber endin shrimp platters
Oh mai guudness…luuk at dat cheezcake platter
Pralines and creem ice creems
Quite a lot ub caramel
R….
Raisin creem pi
Scotch neat oar wif a twistee
Tuna sammiches wif picklols
U…
Upsied-down caek uv teh pineapplol varietee
Vanillol Bean Cheezcaek
Wite Choklit Peenut Buddur Cheezcaek
X…
Xtra strawng YNGs tu carree teh shopping tu teh car.
Yellow short caek with cherry toppings
Zebra stryped choklits
Xtra helpins
Yams wif marshymellows dat is slightly burnd on top
Zacklee 3 helpins ub cheescake wif topping ub yur choice
Unusual flavr
raisin creem pi??? must be anna choired taste…
Verychonklitychonklitpi
Watermelon flavah candycanes, (not making dat up, i hazem on my twee)
Xtrreemlee rich Eggnog
Y not stop and sit awhile to chat?
Zambonis. o wait, i mean stromboleez…
Really huowge amownts ob teh Chokolitt Cakees
Sugrrrr bunz (mmmm)
Tacows (2 go a bit exotics – spented last few munfs lernin spanishes)
U…
Upfi’s favorite flavor 0 caterpilol fudz
Veritaserum
WAFFULS!!!!
Xtra whippy cream made by skwirrlols
Y? because we can
Zee zooner, zee bedder.
14 pounz an whadda u get? annuver dae older an deeper in debt!
St. peter doncha cawl meh cuz ai cant goes
Ai owes mai soul tu da cumpanee store…..
kk4 haz teh job uv finnishin up awl teh songz! fankyoo!
Iz wunnurful she mernemburz da wurdz. must nawt be tu owld yet.
Or she iz frenz wif teh Google.
Goog lol iz a fren uv mine. 80
Akshelly, kk4 habs lawts ub stuff in hur dusty old memree banks, an hur nawt kin find hur carkeys fur sum reeson….Den kk4 onlee noes a few lines…sew dats awl hur posts!!
I wz bornded wun morning when teh sun didnt shine
Pikked up my subbel nd walked to teh mine.
Loaded 16 ton ov nummer nie koal
nd teh straw boss sed wella bless my sole.
straw boss musta likked teh fishies.
*snaps fingers tu song* Ai glads ai nawt da onlee one, booklion!! sumtiem ai feels da old…but ai noes dat nawt kin be da troof!!!
hey’z ya’ll!! me am back!! me wuz on patrol. 3 AM over here!! dey say erlie kitteh get da terrorists! ummmm.. my b. war hughmur.
glad yr bak saef. hows da stray kittehz?
sneaks iz aktully here next to me purrin’ an tryinjk to type on mah kyboard
me let sneaks type now.
;lkjcxcvbnmwertyui
Yew stay saef, DaKat!
me wil ppl. u need 2 b safe tonite. make sure is no kitteh stealn ur
warmfs
Kitteh nebber stealz warmfs. dey sharez it wif U.
aw, da katz be heat seeking missiles.
iz okay if day
stealshaer warmfs, doncha finkso?gmta, WRR? more or less
Teh kittehz halps to keeping meh warm wen ai haz a chill. Deyz bery gud at dat! Trayned purrrrrrfeshunulz, eben!
Yu nawt old, kk4! Yu jess knowlejjibble about songies!
At leest, dat’s what I tells myseff.
Ai se sumwairz tudai ” eech grai hare iz seed ub wizdum” Hoapz dey nawt awl sprowtz at wuns aor ai luk liek chia pet.
:snerk:
I gibz u a bazillyun burgerz fur dat wun!!!
Da firstest time ai seen a gray hair ai luuk in mirror wifout glasses on, an ai fot dat ai had da highlites in hair. Den ai puts on glasses…oh noes!! Den ai vows tu eeder nawt ware da glasses, or ware da rose culler ones.
Fat Quat
Oh, kitteh! I knoes teh feline.
**sad fayse**
14 pounds?
if only.
Kitteh shuld nawt be da whiner, shuld beh da winner, aifinkso!!!!
Garfield : I think I’ve eaten too much lasagna
Mah big boy kitteh iz ways twenny-too powns. Oh noes! O.O
My Josie wuz teh SKINNEE at 14 lbs!
At hur havvyist, hur wayed ober 20 lbs.
My frenz kitteh wayed ober 20 lbs an him wuz nawt teh fat. Him wuz sawlid musclols.
Himz naem? Moose.
Ai iz awlmoast shur dat mah Spot iz ober twenny powns. Himz big kitteh. Eetz teh saem fing dat teh udder kittehz eetz — but himz seems to retain teh moast. Himz iz owr “Cat uv Substince.”
U has kitteh naymed Spot? Taht iz teh funnee.
I almoast naymed Josie taht! Hur had spots awn her hed an bak, so I camed close tew naymin hur Spot.
Spot dint fit hur, tho. Sew, I naymed hur aftur Josie & Teh Pussycats.
For sum kitties, teh dry kitteh crunceez is too high in carbohydrates nd they gaines too much weight nd gets diabetes. Gushifoods higher in protein nd bedder for kittehs of the wait-gaining purrswyshun.
Dey getz teh gushifuds twiec a day, an haz teh cruncheez fur awl teh tiem. Ai donut fink Spot eetz much uv teh cruncheez. Mebbe he jus duz wen ai izzint lukkin. Himz litter-mate iz awlso ravver large — nawt kwite as large as Spot, but still large … and wif way moar floof (Spot haz teh short fur – Squeak haz teh long lustrous floofee fur).
Dis masheen lion.
iz lyke teh skales at teh dr’s offis.
ai am prittee shur tehy iz abowt 5 lbs off, at leest!
I tolded my docktor dat my shooes wayed 20 lbs. Each.
I’z shure mah purthe do.
Mien too. At LEEST!
Dis pikshur remynz me of print I want: http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/pd–10080287/sp–A/Stretch_Kelley.htm
**hopes linkee werks**
Kin y’all see teh linkee?
Hee hee
“If Wurld’s Biggest Luzer = wayt loss, den ai am teh Wurld’s Biggest WINNER!”
Mai Spike iz 16 pounds. Mai Sarah iz 8. Theyz both a leetle fat. It depenz on da kitteh.
Hee hee! Mai Spike iz abowt 100 pawonz. iz s hoomin . wuz so naimed wen she wuz teenee gurl cuz “liddul, but meen”
Mai kitteh Baby well obber 20 pounds now! Him wuz stray, but him finks he nebber will eets agin so him eets awl da times. Him bin in hous fur obber a yeer, but still in feral kitteh mode. We nawt kin jes pik up food bowls, cuz Baby is one ub four kittehs in da house!!
I put my kitteh paw right on your face. EHNNN.
*snerk*
(nao ai knoes wut to do next tiem ai has to step on skayle.)
has anywun herd of photobukkit.com? i came upon it and it says itz unda kunstrukshun and linked me back here. Mebbe a new cheez site fer lolruses?:)
*strikes twagic pose*
Tehy iz just tawnting teh pore lolrus! Oh, teh shame! Oh, teh sorro! Oh, teh Hugh G. Manatee!
I haz an akkownt wif photobucket, but nawt heered ov photobukkit.
Ifn is wut I finks, wus put up a lawng tiem ago by teh orijinul cheez & tofu.
it nevar gotz donded, I priddy shure.
Was foar teh uplodin of pikshurs.
BUT I HAS BEEN KNOWED TO FULL OF TEH STOOPY!
jes sayin…..
Skayl muss b brokun… dats wat ai tel maiselph anywayz…
Hansum kitteh luks liek Augustus, hoo iz reskew kitteh ov mai bebbeh siskat. Exsep Augustus missin him rite frunt legg.
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Poor Gus – iz awn diet awl teh tiem becus himz a big boy an Dr Tinycat sed too much wate on wun frunt legg will hurt himz later. So Gus has teh auto-feeder to givs him litlol meels durin teh day.
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Iz teh most snorgalishus boi EBBER, taht Gus! Iz hard nawt to giv hims treetz, butt we tryin to bee gud…
Aww, {{{2minions and Augustus}}} Iz hims gettin round guud now? Meh an kittehs will send up prayers tu CC fur bof ub yu.
LIAR LIAR SKALES ON FIAR!!!!!
*WOOSH*
Doant mess wif kitteh. EVAH! EVAH EVAH EVAH!!!
*saunturss awai*
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Oh I want crabs for christmas…
♫
Jes go to nastee motel, tehn.
Bloo crabs frum Baltimores maed into caek
Oh!
U nawt say dat teh nawt-sekkund tiem.
I wuz beginnin tew haz a wurree abowt u, WRr.
I meen, who wud want teh uthur kind?
tee hee * hand over mouf*
I wud keel foar a cannoli frum Mike’s Pastry in Boston.
Rode Tripz? Ai picks u up we visits LCB an get teh crabby caeks den hed fur bahstun.
Okay! I be luukin foar u, tehn.
Plz tew nawt taek wutebber route teh fyremens took. Tehy nebber maed it heer.
*snerk*
no commint…
Guess wat, frenz!
Teh parental yoonits iz gone agin! I can has howse tew myself foar seberal howers! YAY!
Mommy’s alright
Daddy’s alright
They just seem a little weird..
when I woke up Mom & Dad were rollin on the couch
rollin numbers rock & roll
got my kiss records ouuuuuuut
NAWT a mental pikshur moast kids want, aifinkso!
♪
ai saw momma kissee sandy claws
unner neaf teh misstl toes las night… ♫
Haz u heered teh wun abowt I saw daddeh kissen santa claus?
Iz funnee!
**goes to luuk foar linkee**
Heer it iz!
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSWG7USZRU
hey’z ya’ll!! me am back!! me wuz on patrol. 2:47 AM over here!! dey say erlie kitteh get da terrorists! ummmm.. my b. war hughmur. lol
Iz Okai, Mai cuzzin inna Marines lefted teh sandy bawks for diplomatic doody. Him gawt sended back to Baghdad aftur teh training.
i hope hez alrite! god bless everie1 here.
Was a while ago. He is back stateside for a while. He is training to be a Drill Sgt. now. Kinda feel sorry for his boots.
hey, da DSs rnt al dat bad. dey just tuffen dem up. dey r aktully nice guys.
my frend wuz relly quiet guy, but, bcame a DS. now, hez real loud
Him izz fair, butt he finked boot camp nawt prepares him foar sandbawks. He is gunna maek sure hiz boots iz reddy.
Ai member dat sawng, Melissa!! Wuz da Win!!
Is anyone getting navigated away from this page? I keep getting dumped onto a yellowpages site…
U nawt the onlee wun.
Me tew!
Thot I wuz teh onlee wun.
It has happened to me the last cuppla days, but isn’t happening rite now.
*knocks on wood*
u shud contacting deh Cheezez *use deh “Contact Us Send Us Ideas and Suggestions.” linkee in deh sekkund frum deh rite collum adn telling dem bowt it. Dehy needz tu noe wen dere b problumz.
I sented tehm a email 2 days ago asking if teh ‘resent lols’ like was gone for gud, and tehy never answered me.
*sniff*
Irotez dem bowt dat, adn deh Our Friends thing dat linkeez tu quicksprout (wutever that iz) adn awl dey sed wuz :
Hm.. dat iz weerd. i will haz cheez chek it awt and c wut iz going on.
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*shrugz shoulderz*
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No telling wut weird stuffz wii b seeing neggst.
It happen sumtiems…if yu ebber get dat flashee fing dat sez yu da millionth winner, NAWT clikee on dat!! Den yu gits awl kinda stuff dat yu has tu put in spam folder!! An yu nawt gonna get giftee card dey promise if yu nawt buys sumfin!! *frownee face to dat place*
Teh onlee fing I clickee awn awn dis site iz teh playse dat sell teh fuglee stuffs.
An onlee tehn wen I wuz buyin KK’s Krissmiss gifts.
hey’z ya’ll!! me am back!! me wuz on patrol. 2:47 AM over here!! dey say erlie kitteh get da terrorists! ummmm.. my b. war hughmur. lol
Ohai, DK!
Gets teh bad guies, tehn come bak to U.S. safelee, ‘k?
I dated gui who wuz in Desert Storm. Him drove tank.
Wuz littlol skinnee guy. Had tew be, tew fit ware him hadz tew sit.
dats amazing!! most of da tank guiz r realie fat(teehee) or skinny
me plan on it! honstlie, me rnt in immediate danger. i ares in “green zone” workin on compooters. lol
So ware do u libs wen u nawt in gyant litturbocks?
mostly giant tents and our humvees
I meen ur purrmanint hoem. Wut state?
Ai finkso he said seattle Wa in annuddur fred.
I nawt see dat.
Fanks, WRr.
Ya, rhsb, wuz on last thred…ai putted on mai mom hat an tells him tu rite tu his mom!!! Aifinks hims bout da age ub mai yungest son! *kk4 finks bout hur son, redees momhat fur da yungsters*
A flashee fing? Mebbe its teh MIB eraising rememberies ov alien encouwnters.
Wut alien encouwnters?
*staerz blanklee*
*kk4 rushes in tu nightshayde* Run, run, nightshayde!!! Da probes, da probes!! *grabs nightshayde an hides unner da bed wif hur*
ai has bin habbin dat awff adn awn…ai nawt knoez wai tho…
ai gawt dat yestdy but nawt tudai. wye popup blokur nawt wurkz?
14 pounds is NOTHING. I had a cat who was 20.
i new it wuz to gud to b troo
oops nesting fayl. dat was sposd to be under kerrykatz
Ai seez yu, peppercat!! Ai broke rite now, an ai big gurl, noes dat dese fings is scam fings…but ai clikee on it, den once dey gits yur email address…yu git awl kinna stoopy fings dat yu hab tu put in yur spam folder!! *sobs* aifot ai wuld get giftee card liek dey sed!! *shows pointy enz* Dis a warning tu all cheezpeeps!!! Ai feel da stoopy dat ai ebben clikee on der, ai not usually duz dat kinna fing!!
helloz
Oh hai, DaKat!!
I don’t fink I haz metting u b4!! Welkum tu Cheezland!! Dis b a wundermous plais tu playing. The fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl!!1!! Ebbreeee wun heer kin sing and danse purrfecktlee.
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Kum wif mii tu deh Ty booteek and git a welkumming prezzee. U kin haz enneefing u wanting……Dhere b kitteh sno-globez and kitteh faised lawleepopz and bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh joolreez adn kitteh wind chimez and kitteh wevver vanez and kitteh hot wadder bottlolz adn Cheezpeepz Map blankeez….. deh list iz endless.
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*handz DaKat a CHRG wif drawingz uv kittehz in Santy hatz*
U kin putting dis on tu protekkting ursef frum deh splortz.
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*handz DaKat a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glassez
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Cheez!!
YAYYYYYY!!! can i has pi fite. we want everie 1 hure!!!
not dont u start THAT again!!!
**flings pi at leeza**
*dodges:
*puts rhsb on teh nawty list*
*liek there was any dowt*
*snerk*
Lyk seriouslee. Wuz dere enny dowt?
not on mah part!
corse I has a tiem share on that list myselfs.
Hey, I libs inna NB.
U an KK be my partnurz in criem heer.
*kk4 holds up paw, jumpin up an down wif eegerness* Ai wuz guud!!! Puts meh on da guud list, leeza-b!!! *kk4’s arm gits a tired, her hold it up wif udder arm*
*makes shur to put KK on ‘nice’ listy*
Yay!!! *kk4 duz demure littlol dans, cuz hur nice gurl* Yay!!!
leeza -b ducks n covers. pi hits Da Kat…
*DK wipes of face* ohhh dats how it is eh? *pulls out odd looking machine* P0WNING TIME!!! *machine fires rapid fire pis*
*grabs DKat by teh eer*
U needs a teim owt mister!
*drags DKat to teh neerest chair*
*puts a pi in teh seet*
*sits him in teh chair*
*duk tapes him innit*
now just think on taht awile.
*DK chus through duck tape* u nvr take me alive coppers!!! * runs off wit qwikness*
haha
*puts DKat on top of teh nawty listy*
*sneeks up on leeza-b* *taps shuldr* *stels nawtie list* *runs off wit qwikness*
me nvr gonna b in troubl ‘gain!!!
I nawt haz Pi todai,
Ai haz teh potluck tomarrows
Ai maeked teh vienna torte.
Dat sownz gud, WRr.
Hao u maek it?
Izza recipe on cooks.com dat ai uzed dis tiyme.
itz not teh sachertorte izzit?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Iz choklit?
**begins droolin lyk Pavlov goggie**
Izza rum torte wif dark choklit icing wif green mintee highlights.
U had me until u menshund teh mintee.
I lubs choklit an mint, but nawt togedder.
Is nawt hard to taek off teh minty bits, tehy is just around edges to cubber teh seems in teh icings.
KK – I gonna go haz smoke. U wanna go wif me? Maek shure tew ware ur cote. Iz cold owtsyde.
Wanna heer sumfin funnee? I loaned my lightur tew co-wurker an hur foargotted tew gibs it bak, so I iz uzin teh lawng barbecue lighter!
BRB.
lol. me on-off cigar smoker. hardly any round here aktuly
Dat da pleh!! Lighters lent tu fren…nebber seen agen!! Ai nawt wanna sit on da cold rok doh…ai will stand, aifinkso!!
Yup, teh rok iz teh cold.
I kin onlee smoek at hoam wen parental yoonits nawt hoem. Dey nawt kno I iz smokin agin.
tsk tsk…wai wud annewun want tew smoak annewai?
*coffs*
I kno, I kno.
Wen life stuffs calm down an start luukin normal agin, I will stop.
me too. but, aktuly wen mah tour of duty i plan to go to stripclubs and stuf alot! ummmm. me tryen to kepe it g-raytd! Sowwy
o u duzznt has to wate for that!
*strips DKat, tossez him in teh warshin masheen*
*turns setting to ‘hevvy’*
*pats DK onna hed* Purrhaps tu stand upwind, yesh?
ai wuz brot upp wif a dad hoo smoeked awl teh tiem…ai has a badd coff….
*coffs hardurr*
*sighs wif patshunts* Jes stand upwind….we alreddy noes is bad..mmmmkay?
South Park ref…
u gies everbeen to “entertainment clubs” lol *shakes booty in aer *
Nope.
Altho I did threaten to be awn stadj ifn a playse eber had a “Old Fat White Chicks” nite!
OMG!! lol u hilarious. santa gonn take a look at da nawtie list and sai, “Hoe,hoe,hoe,hoe,hoe!!”
Alsew, I iz gonna be reverse stripper.
I gonna go owt awn stadj fully dressed, flash a littlol skin an say, “Okay guies, ifn I nawt start seein sum twennys, iz gonna come awf”!
Ai tenderbarred foar teh chippy dales wun tiyme. duz dat cownt. (bestest tips ai eber gotted.)
Hay, West River! Ai wuz waitress in biker bar in Sonora, CA…best tips ai ebber had in mai life….an nobuddy bodderd meh wen ai went tu mai car tu goes home!!
700 wimmens what wuz toleded tehy could lookee bud nawt touch. Ai tolded tehm That nawt appli tu bar staffs.
*kk4 high fives West River*
Doze wur da days mai frend
We thot dey’d nebber end…
Wii sing an danse
Forebber an a day..
*snerk*
lol new subject ppl
*kk4 baks away slowlee* Yu 2 hab fun…
me no unnerstand word u just sai
meanie meanie tekel upharsin. NOT! [obskure, i hazzit]
wats????
*kk4 tikells tendrills, runs away qwiklee*
*giggglolololollolllllllstoppitstoppitstoppit yure killing meeeee!*
HAY! Who’s been riting on teh walls?
*goes to get Spray-N-Wipe and a cloth*
ai lykes yer gnu grafix *wholdz won poyntee in deh ayr*
Yu kant wipe owt whut Ceeling Cat has writ.
Baritonie: DIS VERRAH NITE WAS BELOLSHAZZUR SLAIN.
Chorus: SLAIN!!
Baritone: OR AT LEEEEEST STEPD ON A HAIRBALL WIF BAIR FEEEEETS.
Chorus: EWWWWWW!
WIN!!
waet..whar did dat writin com from??
Kitteh nawt dat fat.
*Sawb*
I is sad. Mai blak Moonlight kitteh waiyed 22 lbs, but he became anorexic adn now be onlie 11 lbs. He be in teh kitteh hospital, adn he mite nawt be okays…
{{{Moo}}}
I hazza unnerstand.
Oh noes, Moo!!! Wen yu find out bout Moonlight kitteh? Ai habs 3 blak kittehs, dey hab speshul place in mai hart!! If yu clikee on mai bloo name yu kin see der pikshurs. Ai prays tu CC dat yur Moonlight kitteh gonna pull out ub dis an bee da helthy kitteh!! Awww…{{{{{Moo}}}}
Thank yu! I reawy reawy wuv my kitteh, and I reawy hope he gets better.
He stopped eeting a few dais ago, and we tuk him 2 da vet yesterdai. We had tu take him 2 a test center thingy todai, and I dunno how he’z doing.
Awww, thank yu!
Kitteh stopped eeting a few dais ago, and we tuk him 2 da vet yesterdai. Now he iz being tested to see wut is rong. Poar Moonlight…
yas teh blak kittehs r teh speshul!!
Dunno if this will halp, but my frend’s kitteh stopped eeting this year and they had to put a feeding toob in. But abt a month latur, they took it owt, and the kitteh is just fine now!
Hope ur Moonlight will be ok.
I is sendin u an ur kitteh hugs
{{{wuv}}}
I sendin u an kitteh wuv
Gotta hit the tredmill…
*steps on scales*
*gasps in horror*
*gets noospaper, rolls it up, hits tredmill withit*
*steps on scales*
*gasps in horror*
*lather, rinse repeet*
haha me have nu page!!1
Oooh-wee!
I gots teh smoky mouf nao. I eetin salsa left ober frum lunsch.
It iz teh HAWT!
*nom nom nom**
I lubs cilantro.
lol! me not like da spicee stuff
mai salsa haz teh habanero pepprz. mai muddur uzes 1/4 cuppa mai spicey chili to season hur 12 qt pot.
Hawt iz teh win.
i has to go. cya
A lightweight! One of mah kittehs is 17 pound and the other 21 pounds.