Looking for that perfect holiday gift? Buy it at LOLMart.com! Get all of your I Can Has Cheezburger stuffs for your friends and family, and you’re sure to see a huge smile on their faces when they open up their gifts this holiday season.
If you want to ensure that your holiday gift arrives before or on December 24, you need to place your order on LOLmart.com by this Thursday (before 2pm CST) using UPS Ground shipping.
If you are a late kitteh, the last days for 3 Day shipping, Second Day shipping, and Next Day shipping are 2pm CST on Dec 19, Dec 22, and Dec 23, respectively.
Happy Shopping!
Also, don’t forget our promotion codes that we have on LOLMart.com until December 24:
1) if u buy at least $30 of stuffs off of LOLMart.com, der iz FREE standard shippin 4 awl US and Canada orderz (sry internashunal kittehs). coupon code: HOVERCATDELIVERS
for US orders, choose “Standard Shipping”, and for Canada orders, choose “Canada Standard”.
2) 15% off any order over $100. coupon code: MATHIS15FUNS
offerz expire December 24, 2008 nd coupons nawt combinable wif each udder.
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LOL Fail!
Maus Troll!!!!!
& after all they do fur us!!!
[shamless flattery 8) in hopes of future favors]
(trampuling eachuvur opshunal)
Dis naut rel kitteh picshur!
I has noo sherts!
I gotted three.
Ai’d liek, but postij to TTI wud be moar dan teh sherts, Aifink!
WANT. But will prolly wait til after catmas, den buy prezents fur ME!
haha!! 1.5 cheezburgers. oh, man. my sides hurt.
dood wif snoman hed freeks me owt!
XXXL fail.
Again.
As usual.
that stinks. that means XXXXL fail too. that makes me hab a sad. no love for floofy people, meh.
Halloooooooooo!!!!
Halloooo!!
I figgered if i jumped heer sumwun wud follow!!!
Ware angels go….
Ai telld yu awn borkd lol, ai upload piks ub mai kittehs helpin meh wif qwilt. Iz qwilt ai maded fur mai Mom dis Christmiss. Iz awn mai piks page, if yoo liek qwilts.
OOOOOOOOO. berry pritty. Deh kwiltz adn deh kittehz…..Itz so nice uv bof ur kittehz tu adorn deh kwiltz wif deh cat harez.
Oh, yesh. Speshlee cuz dey da blak kittehs! Mom tuuk meh an sistah tu Maui in Feb, an meh an sistah sneek roun in qwilt shop an buy fabric frum der tu make qwilt fur Mom wif Maui fabrics! We bof sewd da squares, mailin it bak an forth, den ai quilted it. Ai jes mails it bak tu sisteh las week an her gonna put da binding on it an da label! Will be wunnerful surprize fur Mom, since hur qwilter tu! Ai wroted Jkitty to see if her still heer.
ohai
ai is doin nails n stuff
Fingers an toes? Wat culler?
Iz awl guud, ai kinna windin down tu…
finners onleeee………..dark purplol, almos burgundy
ish kwiet tewnite?
Oooh, soun pritty! Wuz fun day in cheezland tudai..
wud ai miss? wuz bizi runnin round atwerk
oh ai haz a funneeeee……. one ob our execs is gettin an audi TTS, an ai keep cawlin it a TTI………..LOL
Dat beh da kyuut, jamamamama!
ohai der BDM………….. is rilly troooo, ai has tew ketch maiself
we iz specktin snow in teh mornin……. peeps here rilly freeek out
yew has snow tew?
Wii habs snoe in Minnesnowta, yesh.
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Hadded bout 2 inches dis afternoon, and da temp is 3 degrees F… da warmest its been in free dais. Wind chill is -8 F. up frum -28 F lass nyt.
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*sigh* Iffn mah boifren didnt lib heer… nawt sure ai wud stay.
wun fing bout skeattle, we duzznt ushully has teh rilly cold wether……….if so ai mite nawt be here toooooo
rain nawt so gud either, but nawt too hot, nawt too cold……..is otay
*nods* no plash is purrrfect, butt mosta da tym ai likes minnesnowta… but dis weak, nawt sew mush.
yer kwilts… dai has beautimaus!
Fanks yu, BDM! We hadz a pie fite on puffer kitteh lol..
Jkitty, did snow frum before melt, or dis noo snow gonna add tu it? We habbin big storm comin in agin tonite.
addin tew ice frum meltin an rilly cold!
Ai member wen ai libbed in Colorado, snow wuld melt jes enuff tu make ice, den wud snow agin so yu kant sees da ice!
*nods, uh huh………. * yew goddit
hows teh rain? lots ob leaky roofs??
*nods* was 37F on Sundai, an drawpt tew -10F bai end ub day… den wii haz snows
Husbin had a repair wif a fren todai..but dat it so far. Iz kinna da pleh, cuz him jes goes bak tu wurk, nao mebbe nawt wurk til Fri…him off Mon, den off todai cuz da roof dey doin wuz tu wet..den rain tomorrow..den we’ll see bout res ub week. Mebbe we nawt kin go up tu see famly fur Christmiss dis yeer. Ai bin prayin dat sumfin will happin sews we kin go up der!
*crosses paws an asks CC tew halp*
Anom!
Fanks, Jkitty, ai nawt gonna whine bout it, but ai jes foun out today an wuz pretty bummed. But we’ll see…{{{Jkitty}}} yu sew sweet!! Ai puts in fur job todai wif hospital up in LaJolla…dey nawt sed nuffin bout habbin tu speek da spanish!
*ohai CC, here is bakup*
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Awww, Jkitty!! {{{Jkitty}}} Dat wuz da win! *sniffs* Fanks!!
*sniffs* yer welkim!! ai iz gunna sign off now an gets tew sleep erleeee. cud be crazeeee mornin wif noooo snow!! ai will send yew email an let yew noes how fings are den!! schmooo an haz a gud nite…
nite BDM (Lee) schmooo tew yew tew……….LOL
*schmoos* jamamama! happitayl dreems, an safe trabels tewmorrow
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Ai finx ai turn in sewn, tew.
Yu sleeps guud, an guud luk tomorrow wif da snows an da crazy bosses!
{{Jkitty}} Schmoo!
Dat beh da sweet lol fur yew!
Yew beh da welkum, KK4. Lubs da purrty culurs.
Fanks agin!! Ai lub da cullers tu. Ai sure had tu git da lint brush tu gets awl da kitteh floof off ub it! Wen ai lay it awn da floor tu baste it, 2 ub da kittehs wuz all obber it an playin wif da thred. Den wen ai wuz qwiltin it, mai kitteh Secret kept tunnelin inside ub it to curl up an sleep! Wuz like kitteh magnit!
dey “helpin” momma
Dey smart kittehs… dey NOES wen sumfin iz gud!
LOLZ! Dose piks wif da kittehs is in folder titled Cat Helpers! Da one on mai piks of Ripper pingin on da big white fing..luuks like a sheet…is wen ai laid batting on da floor. Him went nuts an kept slidin all obber it liek a crazy cat, i’d smooth it out, he’d pownce! Yu kin see hims crazee eyes!
LOL! Lub it wen da kittehs haz a crazee!
Wif sew many ub dem, ders always one dat’s mekkin trubble, BDM! Dey awl seems tu hab da same nap skedule doh.
Naps be da gud!
Dey so funneh..seem like awl four ub dem stake out a spot, den dey naps in spot fur a week or so, den iz liek dey awl seems tu change locations. Funneh kittehs! In mai nextest life, ai want tu come bak as one ub mai own kittehs, dey gots it made!
Yesh… Ai wants tew be a well lubbed, well kaerd fur kitteh in mah next lyf.
Meh tu, gurl!! Ai gess ai gonna to sleeps now. Yu stays warm tunite, BDM! An ai noes wut yu meen…if husbin nawt lib heer, ai wuld move in hartbeet!
*schmoos* Happitayl dreems, KK4!
I iz gonna going tu bed. It b cold heer…. adn deh bed b snug and warm. See ya’ll tumorree.
WP Nommed mah wish ub happitayl dreems tew yew, cweenmj… sew ai sends dem agin
Meh tu! It nawt heer! G’nite cweenmj. Stay da warm, an meh WP nawt be in yur dreems!
Oh noes! Dat wud be a nytmayr, or horror moobee! WP kum tew getchew en yr sleeps… DO NAWT WANT!
Oh da horror!! WP in yur sleeps, nommin yur dreems…
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