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An trie 2 stai 2gever dis tiem
Congawoodchukkz, Annipuss! Hao much wood u want tew chuck foar sillybrayshunz?
Wiv mai bakk? Ai’ll let teh wudchuk do teh chukkin!
Ok, wii letz teh woodchuck do teh werkz, an wee haz, what, hawt chawklit an ccrwah-sangtz?
Hawt chokklit iz alwaiz walcum thx!
He kind of luks liek teh band teechur at my hi skool.
I meen a looooong tiem ago.
funneh, he luuks liek mai hiskool band teecher too- let us just hoap that this conduckter is better than mai teecher wuz… *kringes at the memrees*
anom. luks liek my junyur-hi band teecher. him also wuznt very gud, an had him a nasty tempur too. eben for sumwun hoo haz to put up wif jr-hi stoodents.
Ai fink wii mus hav gon tu teh saym skool. Hii wuz gud, tu, wuzzent hii?
woodchuck chucked hiz own baton…
Haow mutsh wud wud a wudchuk chuk, iffn a wudchuk cud chuk wud?
I dunno — haow mutch grownd rownd wud a hown dawg hawg iffn a grownd hawg wuz grownd rownd?
A wudchuk wuld chuk all da wud a wudchuk culd, if a wudchuk culd chuk wud.
Hey! Will you be around for a while? I have a picture for you, but I need to upload it to my profile. Wait right here…
*Maus runs with a quickness*
if u meen teh pinkolo player, yeah. I u meen teh normal Anni-type gal, I cant speek fur her
You, silly. BRB.
OK. It’s there in “My Pics”. You’ll know which one…
Awww! Taht ur brudder? Emile Pawhoo-dy?
James Gallolway…
Jean Pierre Ramplol?
Hubert Lols?
Ooo, gud wun. Jan Gipplol?
Jethro Tullol?
(I know, I know. Ian Anderson)
Piccolos Pianissimo!
I rezemblez dat reemark….
LOL. I was “ZF Trolling”. I hoped you would show up…
Ai’m awl eyes!
8O
*runz away tew TrollheimUnterTehSea*
Huh. Y nawt werkz free tymes inna roe?
tada!!!!!! *swimz bakk tew T-U-T-S*
That sounds yummy, but I think I’ll has teh lingweeny wif teh clam sauses.
Kthxandmoarbredstixplz
wud u liek some string cheez wif that?
Hmmm… that sounds tempting but whut kine of woodwind cheez u gots today?
we has some nise oboeursin!
U knoes, on sekkond thought, I is not that hongry. Can I just has moar bredstix?
sry, we is all owt.
last nite when tehy rekked teh Pi Stawl tehy was using them to get teh pi out of their eers.
O, those crazy kids. What won’t they does next.
BTW, rember yesterday when u sed to plug one ear wif a finger to hear urself sing? U forgot to says not to do that when u is singing along wif teh radio while driving.
oh noes that wuz not meeee!
whoever sed that shud has told u to get teh bredstikk for driving and handsfree singingz.
but srsly…if u cups ur hand behind ur ear, and angled just slitely toward ur mouth, it will halp u hear ur own voyse… assuming that’s something u wants to do.
Have you ever tried to get a piccolo to play pianissimo? It ain’t easy.
conductore groundhog is conducting
awwww…
*misses GoFur*
Leeza, duz I merember GoFur an haz furgottin?
u mite have mist him… my nickname for Din Fleetpaw, he showed up prolly 1st of Nov? And I enlisted him to halp with the Fangs Givving Eve Consert, but he’s disappeered as of late.
How is u ZF? Hassing a gud hololiday so fars?
I mist him I finksoyes. Hope he comez bakk! I hazzing a “Y I too tyred tew dew awl this stuffz?” kynda Christmas. We taykin grown family ober teh rivah an throo teh woodz to Granny’s, an I am balking at teh lojisstikulolz….
Mee 2!
I always has a tree, and this year I has bin bak and fourth about doin it… finally botted one last Friday. And itz still sittin on teh porch!!
Guess I’z gonna start it tonite.
*sigh*
Itz souwnding liek so much werk rite now.
But I know when itz done I’ll be glad I diddit.
ohai, skwirrlgrrl und zauberflolute!
skwirrlgrrl, I bet din fleetpaw will be bakks wunce his bacayshun iz ober nd he iz bak at skool. Nd yu will be glad ov teh tree…so purty nd so festib!
keeping teh ICHC or-quest-ra all together … not so eezy, ackshually.
Ohai, Fleep! U r rite, exspeshullee teh toobaz, hoo always wantz teh last werd….
Hey ZF! What’s the range of a tuba?
About a myle on a still dai
…about twenty yards. If you have a good arm…
ba-BOOM.
chukkk…..
…
*dukks under myoosik stand, snikkers into fronsch horn*
wotchu mean?
I iz reddy!!
*drops cymbal wif a loud CWASH*
*rolls around floor and circles teh room like a hubcap*
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
*CRASH CRASH CRASH*
*CRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASH*
*jumps frantickally on cymbal*
*CRASH*
Sowwy. I is really reddy nows.
ROFLPIMP!!!!!!!!!! U mussta been a perkushunista inna past?
One tyme in rehearsal (thsi a perfeshonal or-quest-rah, mind) a trumplolet dropped hiz myoot. Teh comic horn, wiffowt missin a beat, dropped hiz myoot. Teh tromblolone droppded hiz keyz, an panandamonium ensood.
not inna past unless u count teh triangul in kiddehgarden.
but maybe inna past lief!
an awl kuz teh vakyoom wuz in the key uv Bflat.
…
mai jrhiband teecher askhullee tooned teh vakyoom fore wun uv ower performanses.. it wuz ahsum.
we wented to simfony orkestra consurt teh ovver night (dis iz also being a purfeshunal orkestra too) an teh tooba player dropped himz mute right in teh middle ob teh bartok conchurto. wuz very lowd.
Litlol liek hurding kittehz.
Anna wun, anna twoo!
Yay!! ur heer!!! Wii missinged u!! Glad tu noez u b deh safe adn sownd!!
*Please to excuse my lack of lolspeak and this blatent plug*
Hi cheesefriends! I’m very glad to be back here in Cheeseland! I’m sure most US cheesefriends know about the terrible ice storm that hit New England last Thursday, unfortunately lots of folks don’t have their power back on (100,000 according to the news this morning) even though it’s been nearly a week. My mother and I spent three nights in shelter set up by the Red Cross and I just can’t say enough about how wonderful the volunteers were and how quickly and efficiently they responded to the crisis! My power was out for four days, then my mom and I were able to come back to my place, it was another two days before her power was restored.
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I had never had any first-hand experience of the Red Cross until now and I was totally impressed. I know things are very tight for all of us, especially at this time of year but I hope that anyone who is able will consider a small donation to their local Red Cross. I know I owe them a huge debt of gratitude!!
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*End of blatent plug and Happy Holidays to all Cheesefriends*
Woops! Hay Hugh!!! Quit steelin mai speaches! Dere seams 2 bee a login porblem dere, uv corse it wuz mee whoo wuz in teh shelter, ai cahnt magine haow a manatee wud coap tehre! Butt (hee hee) ah’m sure tehy wud hav dun tehre bery bestest tew taik cair uv himz! Shmoos cheezfrends!!
Yay! I was wondering about u. Glad u and ur mommeh is teh ok!
ok….. can someone explain this cuz i dont get it
okay i wil tri
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Teh gofur oar wudchuk or wutevvur dis is has a baton in his liddul paw, liek a orkestra konduktur.
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“forte” means loud in musik langwidj. “fortissimo” meenz louder than loud. “piano” meenz quiet, etc.
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*reminz herself dis nawt a musik apreeshiashun klass, don gib so mush informashun!*
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So teh konduktur is asking teh strings sekshun (vilolins, chelloes, veeolaz, eksetera) tu be loud.
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taht is awl. i hoep it halps u.
**BLAAAT**
Oops, sowwy.
Sounds liek middle skool band consert, ifinkso…
Iz wut happens wen woodwind playr trys hur hand at teh tromboan.
Nawt purrty.
Oh. I thought maybe you had chili for dinner last night…
Ranedeer chili??
wif choklit pi fur desserts?
At least he dun wants pee-on-issimo.
**luks arouwnd, nawt want to stand nex tew issimo**
Conductors Of Unusual Size…. I don’t beleef dey exist
Onlee in teh “Forte” Swamp!
And we are pleased to present the new conductor of the Toronto Symphony Orchestra…
ohai ebrywun! ive been missin yoo all…been bizy doin fings i shudda been doin befor! cant play butta minit-juss wanted to stop by n say OHAI n have a Merry Christmas n Happital Holidays!
Ohai Friscokitteh!!!!!! Merry Christmas and Happytale to you too!
****KCT steps up to teh mice ro fone**** *SWEERRKKK SKWEERROOO****TAPS ON IT*** TUNK TUNK! Gud Moarning Cheezfrens! As sum uv u knoes, ai am heving surgery on 1/5/09 to totally replaec mai rite knee. Becuz ov uvver helth problems, ai may be owt a liddlol longer dan the reglar amownt of tiem but den if awl goes well (crosses paws) ai will be bak in 6-8 weeks BUT ai am going to miss AWL of mai cheezfrens. Rly srsly! Ai nawt hev teh intertubes at hoem (pleh) and woan be ablol to tawk and visit wif mai frens in Cheezland. Ai’d liek to heer from ennywun, ennyware while ai am nawt heer noes matter ware dey ar. Ai awlso wud liek teh prayers of AWL cheezpeeps and frens no matter hao dey worship. Awl prayers ar appreesheeated. BUT ai wud liek sumwun (if pawsible) to act as teh go between to send cards or notes cuz ai’d liek to heer from u! Plz contact meh awn mai profile and we’ll figger a wai awn hao to gib persnal info. Ai fank u awl and hugs to u awl! {{{{{cheezfrens}}}}} **KCT goes to a corner and sits down luking sad and traing nawt to crai**
{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}} we will be thinkin uv yu fore shore. ide be yor messenger, but ime nawt shure hao eezee it will be to get awnline wuns i start teechin (i start awn teh twelvth uv janyooeery). ower prayers will be wif yu tho.
oh noes!
gud luks wif ur surgeerry and we will miss u too!
{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}
I gives u a snuggel
Dere, dere, it’z gonna bee all rite
{{{KCT}}} Wii be missinging u, butt lissen to dr tinycat and gitz bedder reel cwik-cwik-cwik sews u kan kum bak 2 us. Mai sisteh kitteh haded bof ob her neez replasd at teh once, and she’s doinging GREAT nao.
{{{{{KCT}}}} Gud lucks wif the knee replacey. Yu will feel soooooo gud wuns it’s dun nd yu are froo wif the PT.
Can yu borrows or rents a ‘pyuter during yr recubbery tyme? Will yu be able to go to a cawfe shop wif ‘pyters abailable to teh custoomers?
Prayers for yu alreddy aktimavated.
ohai KCT — an otter place were yew can gets the temprary intertube access is teh public library … and they are usually pretty accessiblol for peeps habing a hard time moving (that will be yew for a while after the surgree, ai’m afraid). So, when yew gets mobile enuf fer a little trip, yew might tries the library.
and … very bestes luck and good wishes !!!
Fankies, PdB! Ai’m afred dey woan let meh owt for awhile. Dey ownly lets u owt for teh Dr Tinycat appoyntements, church, and going to the hairdresser. No libraries and such. *sighs* Luvs ya, PdB!
{{{{Karen, booklion, D.R., Kitsunerina, skwirrlgrrl}}}} Fankies fer ur gud wishes and support. Ai hev a pyooter at hoem but no intertubes as ai hev uvver fish frying rite nao. Ai am going to hev a sad becuz I miss awl of mai cheezfrens and dis is teh bestest website eber! Ai nawt feel dis wai abowt uvver websites. Ai gonna miss awl uv u. Ai glad to heer abowt uvvers wif sayme kinda surgery and hao well it went.
Luv,
KCT
hey! I luv this picture! it’s very cute. try to find my pictures, and comment them as well.
best of luck in the future w/ ur LOLZ,
kityluvr8
luv ya!
bye!
Scuze me peeplz dis iz prayry dawg…dew not insult us woodchukz. Woodchukz frum nawth. Prayry dawgz frum dezert sowthwest. Arg. Stoopid huminz.
Sowwy! Ai aer iggerunt Brit – we doan’t haz eever in TTI, so Ai wudn’t noe wun iffn it bited me.
Kansath haz prayer ee dawgs.
KCT, I was going to send you a message, but silly WP must no liek me, will nawt let me go anneware but yesterday wen I gets off dis page. I haz deh knee replacement two years ago, had the right one replaced in Oct and the left one in Dec, so if you wants to talk about it, just send me emailz or somfin.
KCT, your blue is the only one that takes me to yesterday, duz WP nawt liek u ebber?
MamaCat, cweenmj halped meh getz an emayo tew yew. We tawk?
PBS’ daring combination of two shows, “Nature” and “Christmas at Lincoln Center,” was the hit of the pledge drive.
As a former PBS pledge-drive voluntear, I gives this comment 5 burgers, 3 tote bags and a year’s subscription to teh program guide.
this is absolutely. the. cutest. thing.
ever.
“LeopLOLd!”
omg HUGE
well, well, if it isn’t the old Micetro….
I luvs dis 1!