Mardi Gras Kitty has regrets
dis iz da last tiem i drink takeela.
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throw up sumfin, mistah
oh, wait. s’posed to be throw Me sumfing mistah, but sinz it be akitteh, either werks.
prolly spos’d to say, kitteh has “egrets” insted 0 “regrets” in which case we be seeing da regujitai, er reejergimated, er barfed up fevvers.
dis line ub conbertuhsashun makin meh hab regrets
*snurt*
sowy, i dunt ushually go for da barf joaks, but Deanie Baby’s visit has been extended doo to da stoarm and general feeling o pleh by DeNise adn i hadda cleen up barf seberal times in da last few daze. *sigh*
Natasha Fatale?
I has missed something… does u know Boris???
who’s aksing, dollink?
um…
*wispers*
a frend.
“Itz raining in St Louie but teh sun always shines in TTI.”
U’ve obvyuslee nebber bean 2 TTI iffn u fink teh sun alwaiz shinez!
pishtosh, izz old sine & co-sine frm cold war. lessee if if she noes dish wun:
“many sink doon to teh underworld…but few…”
…. flote back up to teh top?”
non, try again, dollink.
ummm
“… return to the Sunlitlands”?
dingdingding!!you winz!
cosine of TTI = 2.1413795
my calcumator is borkded
*snurt* I camez too say dat
i alwayz knew you wair spy, Skwirrel. *narrows eyes*
Did Boris Badanov send you to ask these questions?
which anser will get me teh informashuns??
*brakes under presshure*
teh MOOSE! It was teh moose that sented me!!
ah, adn they say da code war haz endid.
achoooooo!
gizoondhite!
yu just think it wuz teh moose *vanishes liek teh cheshire kitteh* we awl no better nao.
Yuu rang???
Oh, hai, u!~!! I misses r face!! {{{ckk}}}}
show mii teh… o wayt, u r kitteh…tehy iz awl covrd in hayr…
munnies?
… and Blackmail Kitteh has photos.
‘Cause what happens in Nawlins don’t stay in Nawlins…
nope. das onlee 4 vaygis!
Photos gonna b on teh interwebs unless u gib a monies wifakwikness.
So… dressed-up cats is the theme today, eh?
And dressed-up phlonquais, too!
I was looking at teh Freecycle listings for my area and I am teh vry tempted to respond to this one:
OFFER:2 Guinea Pig Leashes and Vests size medium
No seriously, guinea pig leashes and vests! One red, one purple. If your
cavies are not really chubby, these should work for them. It says 6-8″ neck
and 10-12″ waist. Um…I didn’t measure my cavies….but if you can, there
you go on the information.
I actually know teh person who listed this: she taked something I Freecycled a few years ago.
*chases after GP wif a measuring tape*
ohai LCB — if yew go back to teh preeeeeeevyous thred, yew will find that GP wuz last seen in his secund costoom of the day. He wuz lubing it, ai finkso.
Yeah, I sawr that. I was gonna post this there but I sawr that it was just about picture-changing time.
Oh, and if it’s allda same to u, I don’t wanna know how GP was lubing his costume. kthxew
next we can has kitteh dress’d up for …
April Foolz Day (costume is of favrite hyuman)
Bastille Day (fake blood around neck)
Channukkah (az dreidle)
Día del Descubrimiento de Puerto Rico
Epiphaneez (azza Wize Cat)
F…
Flonqy Dai (azza pinny gig)
G…
Feest of All Saintz (as fud)
Grownd Hog Day (as littul piggeh)
Hallolween (as littul piggeh bin zombified)
I….
Independense Day
Juneteenth
Kwanzaa
Los Posadas
Movvers Day
Noo Yeerz Day
O…
Octoberfest day
P…..
Parrothead’s burfday (azza gif-givur)
Q…
Queen’s joobalee (werin a krawn)
Reformashun Day – mus wer teh RED
S…
Saynt Patrickz Day – werin o teh green!
ooops,
T…
thanksgibin – dressed in turky kostyewm
u…
urs (rememembrins ub sufi saint) – dres liek qawwaal
very happeh birfdai – dres in birfdeh soot
winter solstiss – hmmm. anorak?
xmas – santa hat
y…
YOUR birthday
Zanzibar revolution day!
um, moe, duz “burfday soot” mean same fing dere azzit duz here?
yep, saem fing! it r kittehz priffered chois ub klothingz, az ai unnerstan
Parrothead, ai jes maded a lol ub mai kitteh Secret, minds meh ub yunger daze..him gawt catnip face! 8)
oops, forgetted teh costyooms:
Independesne Day, in red wite an bloo!
Juneteenth, in 19th cent. farmwurker cloves, i guess
Kwanzaa, lubly kolorful afrika owtfits!
Los Posadas, like mary or josef (depends if iz boi or gurl)
Movvers Day, gib kitteh a lubly orkid korsage
Noo Yeerz Day, a diper an top hat liek teh baby noo yeer! (tehn yoo are dedded for shur)
O…
Oktoburfest, drndls or lederhosen.
Pufferfish day, see previous pikshur.
Queens Birfday, littul red coat an big furry blak hat
Ramadan, byootiful white roab an turban
Saints Days (any), halo…
oh but teh paint wares off kitteh!
Wut did kitteh hasta show to get doze beedz?
and how many??
Butt it wuz worf it.
U
showedsed butt!O teh beedz, teh BEEDZ!
oh noes!
blargh, ai r hungober
aneewun gut anee alkyseltzer?
*Puts on Bartender Hat*
Actually, a really good home remedy for a hangover is Midol washed down with a 20oz. bottle of Gatorade (original flavor).
does it come with propellers 2?
haow bout sum eerflaps? wii cud uze tohse!
The Bartender Hat? It has a beer can holder on each side of the head with hoses that lead down to your mouth. It keeps your hands free for other tasks…
Oh noes…nawt DAT hat!! We call dem rednek sports caps ware ai’m frum!
*kk4 takes notes* Ai nebber hurd dat one. Dey used tu sell stuff awn tv fur dat, but dey nawt adbertize no moars, mus nawt hab wurkd.
32 oz Gatorade, u chooz, 4 ibu, ibup, motrins yeah dat duz it
That works too. The Midol has caffeine and an antacid, which help some peeps.
multi-talented maus is multi-talented
Ai can haz Gatorade Frost insted? Itz teh yummeh!
Hayre ov teh goggie wurks fur me!
Oh hai, parrothead! Ai duz dat too, but sumtiems it nawt sit sew well in tummeh!
ohai kk4!!! member pi fite yesterdai!!!
Oh hai, DaKat! It wuz fun dai in cheezland yesterday, aifinkso!!
Ohai kerrykatz4! Aifinkso it wurks best wif beer, nawt dah hardur stuf. Wen I wuz a yung burdie, we yewzta drink awl nite den git up and get a reelee
gree sea pizza and drink a (nudder) beer, a trip tew dah pottee and we were ready to roll agin! Can’t kwite hang like I yewsta.
me mor of da budwyzer gi. dat stuf gud….. me havnt had dat in ages ovr here
DaKat…is yoo still in Iraq? Ai lub da kitteh story awn yur profile! {{{DaKat}}} yu guys habs support frum meh an mai famblee, dats fur shur!
yah.. me gonna mayb get sum leve! me dinks so.
Yu shure we nawt noes eachudder frum bak den! Frum wat ai remembur, ai had a lawt ub fun!
wit parrothead??? not me… *frowns* *suddenly brightenz up* hehe had a lot o fun
bow chicka wow wow!!!
Ai sowee, commint go in rong place! Yu problee wuz jes a gleem in yur daddehs eye bak in doze days!!
me or PH *whimperz* me am bambozled??
Iz yoo, yung man!! Ware yur famlee at heer in da states?
Cattle(seattle),Washinto. mah mum is 49 and dad is 51
Yu bout mai bebbeh sons age den! *kk4 puts on Mom hat* Yu stay safe out der, yu an all da boys out der! Iz yu able tu keep in tuch wif yur famlee? *takes off Mom hat*
me wil!! if i can has da ICHC website me dinks i culd have email and stuf
Aifinkso, Dkat, way bak win mai dad wuz obberseas, we culd onlee rite letters, but now wif compooters, ai wurk wif ladee dat culd email hur husbin bak an forth. Duz dey hab email dat yu kin use or dey gibs yu access tu? *puts on mom hat agin* are yu sendin letturs tu yur mom sumtiems? *takes off Momhat*
Jes askin cuz ai wuld beh worryd sik if mai son wuz in Iraq an ai nawt heers frum him bery much!! Iz muddernature tu wurry bout ar babies!!
i do wite her. me miss her. i wuz real scared last nite. dere wuz artillery everywhere
oops- ummmm srwowwee!!! me doznt want u 2 woree! :l
{{{{{Dacat?}}}}} yur mawm be a cheezpeep? we gawtz lawtz ub dem in Ske atul. Wun ai noze best iz aslo 49. {{{{{KK4}}}}}} dat sownz liek yur awlmoast owld az me. da hoarrrurz!
idk. prob not. she barslee no how to use da email! lol!! …
Oh hai, Olive!!! Aifinks dat Jamamakitty bees in skeattle, but yu gawts da age rite!! Mai bebbehs be 32, 24 an 21. Ai gawts 2 gransons dat is 10 an 1y/o.
*kk4 stops tu think* Ai sure dat ai still 25, isn’t ai? Yesh, ai finks will stop countin from dis dey forward!! How is wedder up in yur part ub da state, Olive? We gots pourin rain here in sandiego! Ai lubs da rayn, but husbin is roofer an bin home unnerfoot awl week mekkin me wan tu show him pointy enz! Mebbe der will beh sum leeky roofs so we kin go up norf tu see famlee fur christmiss!!
{{{{Olive}}}}
dat stinks. mah dad runz da ahtoe train! he carrees da cars bac and forth
yoo knows u iz gitten older when “I’m nebber gunna drink again!” turns into “I just can’t drink lyke ai used too.”
bestest hangober cure is to suck onna Oxygen mask fur 10 minnit. wurks fur hedaches 2.
WRr, kin civilians git doze? Iz yu still diggin owt ub da snows, or iz it da time wen da clouds go way an is xtra freezy cold!!
Iz teh eggstra freezy cold. Wii are dug outz as we gunna be until it warms up a littlol. Gotted as warm as -2F yesterdai. liddlol bit warmur todai aifinkso, at least less windee chills.
Oh noes, dat sownds da big pleh! *kk4 sends homemade flannel qwilt to West River* Ai member dem cold freezin days, ai nawt mis dat one littlol bit!!
NE one dat wants to spend teh munies can haz teh oxygen tanks.
*ponders* Well, dey flammable, mai lighter culd ignite one…ai fink will suffer da hangobbers…
U can juss taek long deep breffs ober and ober tu getz teh saem effekt. Ai du dat at wurk wen mai brayn hurtz frum tryin tu du tu menny fings at wunse.
SPLORT!!!
oh noes… DK laying heer still?????
*calls teh CCC*
*runs and getz steemvac*
*vacuuuuums up DK’s branes and hits teh steril eyez cyclol*
*jeopardy musick plays*
*ding!*
They iz done!
*put branes back in DK’s purty hed*
*raps roundandroundandroundandroundandround wif sparklee silver duk taype*
*puts on a CHRG (wmto) onna top*
*gives DK a nise cuppa eggnog wif burbon and whippy creem, and a choklit ranedeer and raps hur in a blankit wif little jinglol bells sewed all over it, sew she jinglols whenver she moves*
danks u just dave mah life
akshully… DK in this case is short fur Diamond Kitteh, which is 4.5 kitteh’s nicky name.
Alsew we has a Draconic Kitteh.
Dat is why teh otter day I sed we was up to 3 DKs now!!
Ifinkso I will calls u DKat if dkat’s ok?
ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! me has an undurstad!!! dats purfect!! danks (me call u sg???)
u cans, or leeza… I has a altur ego too.
cool!! i has a hapee!!
Fanks dahlin. Dat orinj kitteh tooked mi unnawares (NAWT unnerwares!).
Adn ai lubs teh blankee!
*snuglee jinglee snuglee inna blankee, sippee sippee eggnog n nomnomnomitee teh ranedeer*
Izn’t eggzacklee seazunul
Aifink dey iz prolly Krissmiss beedz — jus nawt a Krissmiss capshun.
butt sum fings dat happinz @ mardee graw last uhntil Krissmush :O
Oar,
Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today, madam,
Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today.
She is sorry to be delayed,
but last evening down in Lover’s Lane she strayed, madam,
Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today.
this kitteh remindz meh uv tihs olde rekkord mai dad had a lawwwwwwng tyme ago, ai fink it wuz written inn teh 1890′s (noe, ahm nawt taht olde!!)
♫ After the ball is over, after the break of morn,
After the dancers’leaving, after the stars are gone,
Many a heart is aching, if you could read them all—
Many the hopes that have vanished after the ball. ♫
After the ball was over
Nellie took out her glass eye
Put her false teeth in water
Corked up her bottle of dye
Put her false leg in the corner
Hung up her wig on the door
And all that is left goes to bye byes
After the ball
*Please to excuse my lack of lolspeak and this blatent plug*
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*I promise this is the last thread I will barge in on with this comment, kay?*
Hi cheesefriends! I’m very glad to be back here in Cheeseland! I’m sure most US cheesefriends know about the terrible ice storm that hit New England last Thursday, unfortunately lots of folks don’t have their power back on (100,000 according to the news this morning) even though it’s been nearly a week. My mother and I spent three nights in shelter set up by the Red Cross and I just can’t say enough about how wonderful the volunteers were and how quickly and efficiently they responded to the crisis! My power was out for four days, then my mom and I were able to come back to my place, it was another two days before her power was restored.
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I had never had any first-hand experience of the Red Cross until now and I was totally impressed. I know things are very tight for all of us, especially at this time of year but I hope that anyone who is able will consider a small donation to their local Red Cross. I know I owe them a huge debt of gratitude!!
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*End of blatent plug and Happy Holidays to all Cheesefriends*
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Welcomb bak, bf473 {{{{bluesfan473 and mom}}}}}}}}}. Ai wuz wunderin wear yew were!! Glad to heer ur okee dokee!!!
Dis iz teh nawt sekkund tiem ai iz seein yer plug — so gud produkt placement, aifinkso! Ai iz glad to heering dat yew & yer Momcat are saef & dat she haz hur powur back.
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Hooray fur teh Red Cross! Dey duz sum rillee rillee gud fings, yesh yesh!
Anudder reminder…iffs u doan hab a monies, u can alwais donate blood.
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Lass tiem, dey gotted a pint frum meh in 4 anna haff minutes!
Go donate in one wai or an udder!
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Welcum bak BF473! Glad u and ur fambly r safe.
But wut if yu nawt hz blud? ai kin fil da kup? du nawt want!
{{{{{ Romeow}}}}}} Ai uze tu wruk fur red cross blud bank. Fankz tu awl hoo gibz dere prshus flooidz.
Lookz just like ma ketteh… only is quiet n nice…
There’s an advertisement on the top of my page asking me to vote. It is asking
me to vote whether I think Obama will become the first African American president.
*headdesk*
Oh fur hebben sake!!
*headdesk*
Oooh oooh — ai noez dat ansur!!! Pick me!! Pick me!!
*razes paw, jumpz upndown*
Ai kno! Ai kno dat wun!!!
*rings in*
Mt. McKinley!
If they doesn’t know teh lection outcome yet, this is ur chance to win some bets wif them!
*falls to the ground laffing helplessly*
Ai had wun offrin me a daet fur Fangsgibbin! Aer dey a bit laet oar berry erlee?
Mebee dey cud taek bets onna outcome ov teh Minnesnowta Senate elekshun?
lezzay le bon tomp rolay… which is fronch for… “Show us ur kits”
*SNERKLE*
…nex yiir ai’m goin tu Carnival insted.
we will haz tu lern lolportugueze by neks march???
I canz barely keep up wid lolfrensh as it is
lolgerman hurdur!!! me kant takit!!
Wen mah bebeh,
wen mah bebeh smiles at meh
I go to Rio
de Ginairoh…
“O, CC…Its all fuzzy…I et a bunch o nip, I waevd mah harbls at sum ppl…dey frowed beedz…got into a fyte wif anudder kitteh…woke up in jailol wif a hyooj hedayke but wifout mah pants, and u knoze wut teh wurst part iz…i’d do it agin!”
Dat’s wat nine libes r for.
Reminds meh ub misspent yooth, wifout da harbles, ub corse. 8)
Ur lucky. I heared that this one cat, he waked up in his hotel room, in teh bafftub which was filleded wif ice. On teh meeror somebuddy had writed in lipstick: Call ur vet; ur harbls has been stolened.
It’s troo! It happened to a kitteh my cousin’s piano teacher’s nefphew knoed at clown college.
omg!! dat wuz mah brudderz grlfrendz, motherz, former dance teacherz sister!!!!
Ohai, {{{{{LCB}}}}}mai kidz went tu da klown kolij tu . Maibe dey wur frenz?Awl dey lurn wuz tu jugul da tmaturz in da stoar. plop! plop! plop!” Dat wil be lebentee munniez , plz”
One should never underestimate teh value of a liberal entertainments education.
Doz u wan friiz wif dat?
Dis unfortunate kitteh nao sing lead soprano in da Tomcat revue choir.
im shaw this keeps moovin!
Aww, dis kitteh gibs me a sad. Bring bak da fa-la-la,
dey fink dese red chains are going to keep me out of troublol…HAH!
blargh Weirdpress be nomming my commints again..*grumblol*
Anywai…
kitteh says: Dey fink dese red chains going to keep meh out of troublol..HAH!
Dat’s teh sound of teh kittehs wurkin on teh chain gang…
O Ceiling Cat, I’m SO tired!
*Cuts LCB’s chains* Pssst…run while you can!
Luuk out zaffy21, doze chainz mite be da shiny! *kk4 hides sparklee bracelet fur wen LCB iz free ub hur chainz*
Phew! Fanks for teh warning KK4! I cut myself from teh chain just in time!
*Gibs kk4 a purty but not so shinee jewelry bocks to keep bracelet safe in*
*Runs about elebenty inches, stops, warshes, curls up for a nap*
*throws invisibility cloak over LCB so she cannot be seen by her hunters while she naps*
kthxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*kk4 tippytoes past sleepin LCB wif hur nawt so shiny jewelry box dat holds bery shiny bracelet* *kk4 tries tu open unnerware drawer wif silenc tu hide box in* *tiptoes away*
*mumbles in sleep*
Unnerware drawer… tiptoe… SHHHHH… open it slowly… AAAUUGGGHHH! GOPHERS!
its ok LCB*whisper lullaby* go 2 sleepyland go 2 sleepyland….
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*windows rattle all over Cheezland*
*kk4 hisses at gophurs* Yu post tu be in da closit! Stoopy gophurs…*lells at gophurs* Now pik up all dem unnerwares an put dem bak. Pfft, nawt jest throw dem in der, fold dem liek dey wuz!! Hay, ware mai not so shiny jewelry box? *slingshots unnerware at gophur who takkin littlol too long wif da folding process* Go finds it nao!! Mai hole day, ruinted!!!
no tis not!! I IS HERE!!!
FTW!! Romeow! *kk4 haz not so unpleasent eerwurm*
wats da FTW mean*DKat scratches head in wunderment*
Hey, Dkat, ai had tu ask dat tu…meen For The Win.
ohhhhhhz!! me gets it FTW! me has a hapee
Yeh, me tu. nd ai wuz just saing hi tu{{{{{{ Kafleen}}}}} hoo ai nawt sede ina lawng tiem.
o! o! ware u sedded dat!
*waves wiff hoofie*
{{{{tehuddurraindeer}}}}
Too much Moonpie.
n R-uh-C?
Hmmph. Dont noe why everbuddy’s cross at me. All I did wuz clime teh tree. Whut’s it dere for if not to clime?
I showed dem, tho…I eated teh lam in teh manjur seene.
Um…*urp*
Disgruntled Duffy…is disgruntled
Dis last time I fall asleep while shoppin wit Mom in Aksessoreez.
LOLZ! D.R. Wen mai son wuz yunger, win ai wuld go tu Michaels or fabric store, him would follow meh into store with hunch obber body, an den hims wuld lay on floor cuz him hated it sew much!
{{{D.R.}}} Ai wuz nawt abuv bribery in doze days!! If him nawt lays on dirtee floor too much, him wuld get happy meal wen ai wuz done!! *sighs* Wuz hard tu beh da son ub Mom who kwilts and stuff….ai had’s tu drag hims along wif meh!!
Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then again, too few to mention..
But… but… u just mentioned them!
Oops! Yesh, I did.
I will naem tew ov tehm: Huzbin #1, an Huzbin #2.
*kk4 sends long line ub hapee snowmens wif carrots fur noses tu sing tu rhsb*
Aifinks dey gonna serrynade yu!!
*turns up teh heat in the NB fur teh snowmans.*
We can nawt hab teh snowmans catching teh colds.
Nawt tew be meltin teh snowmenz!
After teh Cheezmenz, teh snowmen iz awl I gots… *snif*
We go on Dr Phil adn ax him tu find U teh reel mans.
*snowmens luuk hurt* Wat is weh, choppy livah? We onlee tries tu mek yu’s happeh. *snowmens trudge off intu da sunset wif hurted feelins, brushin der frozen teers frum der button eyes*
Aw come bak guies. I kannawt stand tew see snowmenz cri.
Want sum hawt choklit?
Do tehy taek rekwests? I wanna heer “I’m still a guy” by Brad Paisley.
Heard dat sawng foar teh nawt-sekkund tiem dis moarnin an LUBBED it!
me like pork an’beans by Weezer!!! its ausume!! if u havnt herd it u shuld!
Ohai, DaKat!
I has heered Pork n Beans. Nawt my favrit song, but I kin stand heerin it. I has been on Nickelback kick lately.
Wii nawt been formally inntrodoosed: I iz rhsb, u kin call me dat oar “Red” ifn u wish. I iz girlee, ICHC basket-case an rezident of teh NB.
Nise tew meetcha!
nise 2 meet u tew!! i has a neew frend??
I jest sent fren rekwest tew u.
U in Iraq? In militaree? Wut branch?
Snowmens sing da hapee joy songs fur ebbryone…da cry in yur beer songs mek dem da sad snowmens, aifinkso!!!
“I’m still a guy” nawt sad sawng. Kinda funnee.
Izza sad sawng in teh ‘cubery ward at teh vet aifinkso.
Heer iz teh lyriks:
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You’re probably thinking that you’re going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
I’m still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I’d like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain’t proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I’m still a guy
I’ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, “Yeah girls he’s come a long way”
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I’m still a guy
I’ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there’s dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can’t grip a tacklebox
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized
I don’t highlight my hair
I’ve still got a pair
Yeah honey, I’m still a guy
Oh my eyebrows ain’t plucked
There’s a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I’m still a guy
lol
Mebbe kitteh went to see Jerry Springer an gots beeds frum tehre?
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Yah, rshb! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Mehbe cuzin kitteh eeted awl hiz catnip and den uvver kittehs haz to goes wifowt cawsin grayte hardship in da fambly and dey awl frows creem pies and wippy creem at eech uvver! Kitteh den lifted up top to shows teh floofy chest and had to do dansies onna pole. The end uv TV as wii knoes it.
*KCT STANDS ON PODEEYUM* HEY EBERBUDDY! GAVVER ROWN! AI WANNA HEER FROM U WHILE AI RECOOPERATES BUT AI HEVN’T FIGGERED OWT HAO YET. AI WOAN HEV INTERTUBE ACCESS CUZ AI DOAN HEV INTERTUBE AT HOEM AND WOAN BE ALLOWED OWT LIEK TO TEH LIBRARIES OR CAFES AND SUCH. DEY WOAN LET MEH DO DAT CUZ OF PT AND STUFFZ. AI GONNA MISS U AWL. OWNLY PLAEC ONNA INTERTUBES AI GONNA MISS! *KCT WIPES TEER…ER MOYSTURE FROM ROWN EYES* AI WANTS UR PRAYERS TOO! OH YESH! NO MATTER HOO U AR, WARE U AR, PRAYERS OV AWL TYPES WALCUM! CC LUVS AWL! *KCT GETS DOWN FROM PODEEYUM* Woo! Dat’s wuz a liddlol scary cuz ai neber asked so mush from so menny befoar! {{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}} *goes and hieds nao*
Wen iz ur surgeree, KCT?
I will send a speshul messidj to CC awn ur b-1/2.
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rshb, it is 1/5/09. Fankies fer yer messidj to CC. {{{{{rshb}}}}}
Ai keep mail littlol feelers crossed 4 u. Sawry u can nawt has intertoobes while recubbering. Teh LOLs wud speed up teh healing process, aifinkso. Will be finking of u and keeping u in mai heart and hold u in teh light! Schmoos from Upfi
I will never take da nip … ever agane!