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taystez diffurrrz..
Congrats S_S u haz teh nawt sekund awl 2 urselb! Drinkies an dansis?
fankyu anni! innammood foar a naice cold sham payn sparklolling inna glass an sowff ymerrikun tango, naiiice an slooooowww no hoppityhoppity tunait — yu awl joyn us?
ooo lookit, teh rats is nawt doin teh conga todai… dey slow dans in wib a hyooge bottlol of shampayne!
yiezzzzzzzzzzzz gloameh red laitz, smokeh amot.. atoms… airz, waaylez teh saadz wayolins oh teh Weltschmerz awf et awl
This onlee tango ai knoes. Hoeps U liek Shakira
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
It’s not my fault that she’s so irresistible
But all the dammage she’s caused is unfixable
Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don’t care
If I’m alive or dead
So objection I don’t wanna be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I’m not your mother
But you don’t even bother…
keeeewl!!!!!! *klappklappklappklappitty a plowse, hanz tip tu WRR* graffeus maestraw!
Hey SS, ai hab nawt met you before or ai forgot- happy nawt sekund tew yew. Ai doan noe iffin teh commintz are allowin tehy wuz boerked earlier.
sum u win, sum u looze
sum awr born tew sing teh blooz.
Yew noes it dont cum eeeeezie!
Kitteh awn teh green pillow luks liek uh licorice lime wedge jellie.
Awlright! Ai’ve had it wit WP misplacin’ mai comments.
*razzin frazzin*
ai liek teh inbisibul won onna rite
oooh! ai did nawt see taht wun at nawt-sekkund!
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izza RILLY gud kamoflage, aifinkso!
yesh but but but aifinkso teh tawp pryze has tu go tu bachelur nummer won; anee kitteh taht can sleep onna cushin taht lowd muss be a winnur!
welllll, teh kittehs /are/ teh purrfesshunals at teh sleepin, u noes! lawts uv praktiss at sleepin on anneefing an evveryfing!
Professional kittehs on a closed course. Do not attempt.
*snicker* gud wun der LCB. hab yew seen my purse?
Yes, ur purse is teh lovely.
*takes kittyboocat’s purse out to look at it in teh lite*
ore deff.
…
mebbe cullerblynd?
brite green wiv a tux? u gotsta bee kidding mee!
Nebber mind teh camoflaj; iz all about teh COMFORT.
No, aifinks him meens teh wun onna red kushun allaway on teh rite, can onlee see a littul ob his blak furs adn mebbe a colollar?
dang! dat was fur smp – missed teh commint adn tessm wuz kwikker aneeway. Still noo at dis ai gess *sigh*
oh, donut wurree, blayme it onna WP — it haz bin akting up awl dae, why shud it stawp naow?
but aifinkso SMP sed wuz “inbisible” kitteh, so ai figgered it wuz teh wun onna beige cushion. see wher it is smushed daown?
mussbeh inbisibul hovercat, aifinkso. Yesh, uh huh.
Naw, dats juss ware da uglee green fing is sittin.
Hokay – LUK! Its a imbizibul hubbercat!
Wut, u no see it?
uv corse nawt! iz inbizible!!
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GMTA! ai juss sawded taht littlol paw tu!
Ur angel? OOOH! *givz piggeh big smoochie kisses*
An ur mai littul piggeh! *moar hugz adn kisses*
Ai doan’t fing Ai cud lib wiv dat green cooshun – teh kitteh aer a diffrunt mattur!
At leest is nawt a brite green tux. (shrug shoulders)
oh, yu went to prom too, didyu?
brite green, purplol, babee bloo (and sum blak) tuckses, spats, an tawp hats… an they sez gurls is teh peekoks uv the partee…
Mai tux cudda been why dey wrote dis sawng.
Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
Mama’s dancin’ with baby on her shoulder
The sun is settin’ like molasses in the sky
The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything
Always wanting more, he’d leave you longing for
Chorus:
Black velvet and that little boy’s smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that’ll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please
oooh, alannah myles! gud sawng! annit goes along wiv teh slow tango too!
did u noes song iz abowt elvis preslee?
ai bet dat kusshin is a pgrezzint form SOMEun yu cant possiblolly erffendz…praid uv plaice awn da sofah olwaiyz!!!1
I see ded kittehs… ded asleep ennywai!
Pilloe on couch maed uv ole catskins?
an teh green thing is unklol freds attempt atta toopay?
Paintball cammies — ur doin it wrong.
lawngist makkermay! letz havva partee atta thai bootequeue!!!!1!!!1
Nawt a makrame, u haz teh solo tawp spot!
didn see dat at furst *blushz*, ai thort wee all siml.. misstle.. saym taim clebberzez.
conga rats tew ewe on solo!
fangx, jk2k! heva glassham pane!
*ting-ting-ting she taps ona glas to get the attentions*
ahHEM…. ai bropose a toest: let der be champane fur all; an mai it be chamagne fur ower real frens, an real payne fur ower sham frens!
* bows deeply, knocking over her glass, wetting little white sox*
HAY!
*scampers away wit teh qwicknez ub wetness*
*klinkee glasses wif kittyboocat* Heer Heer!! *gibs hur sum dry fuzzee soks tu keep hur littlol feets warm*
ooh yum fanks!
I doan gitz it.
I onlee seez wun kitteh.
Oh I Cwack mahsef up!!!
top ten
lol. dats funneh.
finallee wif teh korrect kamoflaj, ninja kitteh wayetz foar his opening tew start teh war awn teh hyoomans…
perfeckt pozishun to be remoofing teh toopays, methinx.. ore teh breething dwon thare nex wen there watchin a skerree moovie…
espeshullee wif dekoy kitteh thare to leyure them awnto teh cowch.
Nuh uh, that’s not a fail- if he can’t see you, he’s invisible!
OMCC. I dated a gui who had a car that was almost that green. It had the outline of yellow flames on the side and was a MOPAR trophy winner in it’s prime.
Of course, that was BEFORE the tree fell on it.
Well “Grace” strikes agin.
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I was in the kitchen, fixing my dinner plate and grabbed the ketchup bottle. I gave it a good shake, because the water tends to separate.
The lid wasn’t on securely.
For a moment, the kitchen looked like a crime scene!
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Oh, I don’t work crime scenes. My stomach could never handle it.
I am strictly Admin Assistant, a civilian employee for the cops.
diz iz wurse when happinin inna rest-r-ant. ai noes. noe tip be big enuf tew make up fur teh catsup sploortation all acrss teh nation!
LOL
Ai sowwy foar laffing, butt teh visual in mai hed iz just too funnee.
Need halps tu cleen it up? Den ai woan feel guiltee foar teh laffs.
Fanks for teh offur WRr, but I got it taken care of.
So, how deep in the snow are you now? The nasty stuff is headed this direction and I even left work early so I could make sure I was home safely before it hit!
Oh, and what are we singing tonight? I’ve got one that I’ve heard 2 times in 2 days, so it’s kind of an eerwurm nao.
**goes to get lyrics**
Ai tries again. WP nommed dis 2 tiymes awl redd eye.
Iz onllee about 6″ of snoes. Iz cold and windee todai. Adn mai goggie dragged herz bed outta herz haows so seh could sleepz unner teh clouds.
I heard that ND & SD had gotten slammed.
The way things look right now, I’ll probably not be able to make it to work tomorrow.
Oh, boo-hoo.
The good news is my Amazon.com package arrived today!
If I am house-bound tomorrow, I’ve got new stuff with which to entertain myself: “Tommy” movie, and “Heroin Diaries” book and cd.
it’s really festive when it happen with the Tabasco bottle.
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and it’s a bear to get tabasco out of yer contacts.
ow…. just ow…
“festive” wuz nawt teh wurd ai wuz thinking uv. altho beginz wiv sayme letter.
Dang Dan, u STILL UP!
Going for a record or something?
I had enough problems with contacts and gave up. You can only scratch your corneas so much, ya know?
funny, riffing with the cheezpeeps, and I don’t feel that tired.
Well, that’s good.
What’s the temp in TX tonight?
dunno, around freezin’ tonight, in fact, I prolly should pack-up and head home and turn the heat on.
Hope it’s working well!
How many sq ft you gotta heat?
it’s only a dearborn (propane heater) that’s likely old as I am. but it does work.
Is it a stand-alone, or hooked up to the vents?
I’m not well-versed in heaters. I’m just hoping the electricity doesn’t go out and I have to battle the generator.
it is a stand-alone.
In the part of the house that used to be a double-wide trailer, it had central heating. Back when it worked, one of my favorite time/places was when doin’ laundry, in the dryer and the heat comes on. There is a vent in the floor *nods to WRr* and I would sit with my legs crossed around it and leaning back against the dryer. John (really big, solid black and white kitteh…..or rather KITTEH) had the same idea. I swear, the heater come on and the dryer running I would get this look from John. “Hey, you, siddown” so he would basically cap off the vent.
Is John the one that smacked the cow?
Do you have any cats now, Dan?
Chow, he smacked a Chow and sent it off crying. Nothing I feed. I might still have a feral something or other under the original part of the place.
Josie beat up a weener dog.
She had no claws and was STILL able to get her point across – wif no poynty endz!
“feral something or other”??
My old house had the in floor propane heater. 3′ by 3′ square. It sure was nice when coming in after shoveling snow. warms U up quick.
When I was a kid, we used to visit my great-aunt, whose house had a floor furnace.
The giant (to me) grate scared me and I did whatever I could to avoid stepping on it.
get a blanket of tha bed and make a tent. I wouldn’t use one of the buffalo hides for that tho.
Heated buffalo hide? Prolly do NAWT want!
asbestos would be best I think. had to keep flammables off/away from the vent
ah, one of the melt-yer-boots kinda heaters. Gotcha.
Only stepped on it once in bare feet when it was running.
didn’t take long to look at horseshoes….did it.
Owch.
Do you still have the grate marks?
They’re not so grate, akshully.
Prolly nawt.
U gettin nastee wevvers in DC, LCB?
She just knows a gud line to steal when she sees wun.
Not so nasty at teh moment, no.
LCB steals eberyfing hur can! *winks*
Want me to send it to you? I don’t want it here. I’ll send it on Eastward.
Nawt Clint izzit? Oh eastward nawt eastwood.
**heddesk**
U been inna snows too long WRr, aifinkso.
aifinkso if U had Clint eastwood wif U, U would send him to teh NB wif U. Nawt send him to DeeSee.
Possibly.
Two that I would DEFINITELY take with me to the NB? Scott Bakula and Brandon Lee (yes, I know he’s dead).
Oh, and Roger Daltrey.
Icy pose wun shudden ask how yu nose dis…
{{rhsb}} ai didz dat wunst wif moustard. UGH.
No I`m no angel
No I`m no stranger to the street
I`ve got my label
So I won`t crumble at your feet
And I know baby
So I`ve got scars upon my cheek
And I`m half crazy
Come on and love me baby
So you find me hard to handle
Well, I`m easier to hold
So you like my spurs that jingle
And I never leave you cold
So I might steal your diamonds
I`ll bring you back some gold
I`m no angel.
No I`m no angel
No I`m no stranger to the dark
Let me rock your cradle
Let me start a fire with your spark
Oh come on baby
Come and let me show you my tattoo
Let me drive you crazy
Come on and love me baby
So you don`t give a darn about me
I never treat you bad
I won`t ever lift a hand to hurt you
and I`ll always leave you glad
So I might steal your diamonds
I`ll bring you back some gold
I`m no angel.
No I`m no angel
No I`m no stranger to the dark
Let me rock your cradle
Let me start a fire in your heart
Oh come on baby
Come and let me show you my tattoo
Let me drive you crazy
Come on and love me baby
Well come on baby.
Drive me crazy.
Drive me crazy.
Come on baby.
Come on baby.
Oh come on baby.
Greg Allman rocks!!!
Yes he does!
Of course, “Whipping Post” may be more appropriate for the way I’ve been feeling lately, but like I said, I’d heard this one twice in two days and it became an eerwurm.
I been run down, I been lied to,
I dont know why I let that mean woman make me a fool.
She took all my money, wrecked my new car.
Now shes with one of my goodtime buddies,
Theyre drinkin in some crosstown bar.
Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like Im dyin.
…
Live at da Fillmore East wuz one ub der bestest, aifinkso.
I allus wondurd were dat tatooie wuz……….
Mind in teh gutterz, as usual.
*sigh*
I’ve got one.
mind in the gutter? LOL
I wasn’t gonna say annyting……
I’m surprised at that.
Well, that too. *wink*
Nope, I’ve got a tattoo. Thought about getting another one, but having the courage and the money at the same time can be difficult.
Oh hai, Jkitty! Da gutters heer in sandiego is chok full ub rayns! Has bin pourin rayn awl day! *kk4 hopes fur many leeky roofs dis week*
Ohai, KK!
Ur festib kitteh iz bak!
Kin yu sees it? Ai kin onlee sees mai blak kitteh face wif da yellow eyes! Ai wanna sees mai festib abitar!! *makes frownee face* If yu seein da one ai putted on der, is Baby wif santa hat.
I have come up with a slogan for one of the advertisers here:
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“We specialize in fuglee shoes”.
Isn’t fuglee already a brand of boot?
I don’t know, but I think these people have the fuglee shoe market cornered.
teh sad thing is that ai noe peepl whu ackshullee by such shooz…
Ohai, kitsunerina!
My BFF has “interesting” fashin sense to say the least, but I think even she would turn her nose up at those!
Da ones up der luuks like bowling shoes…da purplol ones.
that picture was so cute! it’s funny because my cat is black too and he sleeps on a green blanket instead!
Ai kinda leik dose boots by da Mod. Kinda vintagey – wif da rite outfit day could be reelee cyoot. Ai wud hab worn dem in collije. Iz tu auld tu be dat hip nao.
Me too, Hissy.
Of course I wore black parachute pants when I took my driver’s test.
I am proud to say, that I’ve never worn parachute pants.
I did, back in my skinny days.
They were nylon and skintight.
Oh, and I had on black patent heels, a red button-down and white and pear twist-bead necklace!
Yes, it was 1984.
white and PEARL
Iz hip tu bee square, Hissy!! Dat’s mai motto!
I rememememebrrr dem! Ai wuz moor ob a Flashdance girl maiself. It wuz all about da ripped neklines and hare jell.
Da werst fur feelin auld – heerin a kool saung from mai mispent/wellspent? yooth as a commercial.
Oh yes! I have had that problem too.
It also huts to hear a song that you remember from ohai skool and then realize you’re listening to THE OLDIES CHANNEL!
I thik the most painful one was “We’re Not Gonna Take It” by Twisted Sister used in some sort of girlie-pill commercial!
Oh We’re Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain’t Gonna Take It
oh We’re Not Gonna Take It Anymore
we’ve Got The Right To Choose And
there Ain’t No Way We’ll Lose It
this Is Our Life, This Is Our Song
we’ll Fight The Powers That Be Just
don’t Pick Our Destiny ’cause
you Don’t Know Us, You Don’t Belong…
Izza gud sawng. Nawt so gud commer shawl.
**nods head in agreement**
Another one that killed me was “You’re My Best Friend” by Queen used in a cruise line commercial.
I can barely handle the CSI shows using The Who songs in their openers.
Maeks me kinda wanta sing:
Oh We’re Not Gonna Buy It
No, we ain’t gonna try it
oh we’re not gonna buy it anymore
We’ve got the right to choose and there ain’t no way we’ll use it on yur crappy stuff, we had enuff…
Good one!
dis Wallmurt song?
Mai mostest paneful was Talk Talk for a phone company.
Oar Talking Heds in grossery stoer Muzak!
Tawkin Heds r okai wif mee anee tiem.
Ai mus beh older den y’all…ai wuz surprizd to heer LedZepplin in car commershal. Mai dad used to leeb mai records on da speeker in da sun so day wuld warp!
Speaking of music: If y’all like a little “funk”, I suggest listening to Nikka Costa. She’s awesome, IMHO.
Ai need somfin to get the Nitcracker outta mai head. Dotter danse, danse,dansed dis weekend and nao I got Dun, Dun, da daDun, DaaDun, doodtle, dooodtle lootle looot…
Go to youtube and look up Nikka Costa.
“Like A Feather” and “Everybody Got Their Something” are favorites, and are mixed-company friendly. “Swing It Around” izznt.
oh hissy, haz yew ebber herd teh lonely goatherd? taht’ll get rid ob teh nawt second eerwurm………..but ai must warn yew…………
high on a hill
was a lonely goatherd
yodel odel odel odel oheehoo
Dat shud bee nUtcracker….
Ifinkso iffn u askeded Maus, he wud say “Nitcracker” is just fine…
*SNERKLE*
Afder seeing it a fowlsand tiems, aifinkso too aksully. Ai luked fur Maus, but didn see him. We hab a maud queen in ar bershun.
Ai be spellin too mush rong – not on propois. Aifinkso iz mai bedtiem. Ai’ll stop by tomorrow iffin ai git mai wrappin done. Nighty-nites!
Catz=living art. Camo’d oar knot.
kitties are so LAZY.
succeed? iz “WIN,” u n00b… >_>
You all need to get lives. Seriously.
That´s gotta be the funniest thing i ever saw!!!
And I´m not talking about the picture, but about what you are all writing!
Where on earth do you spell like that, where you from?!!
Oh my gosh, I have that EXACT blanket! I got the fabric from Wal-Mart and then I tied the edges JUST LIKE THAT!
… and this is what happens when easily amused surfs the interwebz…
suceed…. indeeed.