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u guyz find enni moniez yet?
no monee. but i found da remot.
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Awl yur change iz belongs to us!
An iz change we can beleev in!
kum kwat u lashingz, 2minions!!
Wut shud wii du tu sillybrating??
Sumfing wif a warmness to drinkies – Ptown iz liek Lunduntown, we no can has cope wif teh snoe.
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An Hissy shared her eerwurm wif me on last fred – can teh conga ratz do teh Maus King battle frum teh Nitcracker? An make teh Mauses win tihs time?
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Teh Battlol of Hasting reenacters do it taht wai in Merryland. Tehy does batlol on too dais – Normans winz wun, Saxons winz wun.
Haowz bowt a nice hawt buddered rum.
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*Putz jigger uv rum in a mug, addz wadder, brown shugger,
*adn budder. Nukez in mikerwavez fur a minnit. sprinkllol wif sum
* nutmegz adn stirr wif cinneemom stikk.
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Dere ya go!!
Ooooo, nommmy!! Tihs jus rite fur tonite – fang queue, Ur Most Excellent Jamestee!
Oops. “Majestee.”
MMMM, sawnds nummy! Ai beh borrowin yer resipee, it be -20 F (-28 C) heer tewnites
Bugg3r! Taht’s reeeely cowld! Maeks me feel like wimpy cus we has +20 F.
Eet beh da kowld. Feelz sowree fur anyfing oar anywon wifout shelterz tewnight. Nawt second wikked kowld ub the winter. Pleh
Ai hab no rites to kumplain, since teh wedder heer iz allwayz ob teh jellus, but heer inna East Bay of SF its gonna get below freezing awl week. Dat’s rite – mebbe 30 degrees! But onlee obernite ob kors. So ai gotta remember tu bring in teh jade plants. Last yeer ai furgot adn dey awl shrivelld up. Tuk dem awl summer tu gro bak.
Ai hab sum extra blankies heer yall can hab .. rap urselfs up warmz!
O – adn cweenies butter fings sound reelee gud tu!
We habs that frum Sundai afternoonz until laet dis weeks.
ohai
i wuz out shoveling last night at 3 am when it wuz -8 degrees with a -33 degree windchill. wun ob mai peeps needz to go to dieal.. dial..get his blud kleened at 8 am. luckilee his driver helpded me!! that wuz sew nais!!
U minded me ub a joek. Ai haz tu go tu teh NB naow.
* goes off to NB wif a smilol *
Speyr sum chaynge?
IN SOVIET RUSHIA MUNNY FINDS YOU
*packs bags*
*packs bags wit a kwickness*
*yells for LCB*
wurdpress, whai u nommin agin?
amen.
i gotz teh homans car keyz lets get cheezburgers
Nawt if ur luukin in my cowch.
I alreddy been dere.
I spended ten minutes las week trying to find anovver nickel for teh badforyu chips masheen at werk!
PS – Surched awl froo purse an desk an lunchbag an pokkets – nuffing.
Every evening (or at least every other), I put my change in a jar on the dresser. When I get desperate for cash, I dig into it.
If I’ve accumulated a decent amount and aren’t desperate, I’ll take it to the credit union and put it in my savings acct.
I shud do this – maek me richer an nawt so floofy, too!
Way bak inna day, I usta go diggin in teh cowch cushins an eberyware eles I cud tink ov so I cud get sum grosherees to hold me until payday.
Mai faborite pwace wuz under teh washer and dryer.
naw, datz ware we fynds chapstik an fingernale klippers.
Wii kept doez under the fridge. Well, teknically, teh kittehs kept them there.
Usually, I found milk rings under the fridge and stove.
hoo drinkin teh milk under dere? littlol mousees?
Mine usually ended up in the washer and dryer.
I thot wii wuz luukin foar teh tee-bee remote.
NAwt NEmoar. teh new mote maeks a noisee when U push teh button onna TB.
Fings ai Finded in teh sofa…
Applol core, wuz a granny smith
Bloo Bandanna
Crispee cheez
D…
Donut krums
Eerwacks- onna qtips
Furree wads
Grapes- skwished too
Hippo
iPod (no sereeyuslee ai did)
Jumping Jacks
Kleenxez, uzed
Lotsa litters from da bawx
Munnies!
Noodles, hard
Opened pakijez
P…
Juicee fruits well chewed
Kitteh’s plaiing hidey seeks
Libberwurst sammich
Maus haus (in collidje)
N…
Nuts
Oatmeal
Plants eaten by kitteh before
Questionable items
R…
Rind frum teh cantalopes we nommed last summur
Sillee puttee
Taffy frum teh saltee waddurs
Ummm Ai doan noes what dat is
V…
verrrrrrrrrry strange fings
wundrus fings tew
xactly wut ai wuz lukkin for
y…..
y no one finished up here……..sigh…………guess ai haz tew……sigh
zip nada zilch
TA DA
*appl…aplaw…clapz*
Donuts
Eberyfing u kin tink ov
Fritos
Green unidentified stuffs
Hot dogs
I…
Icky socks
Jerkee beefs mummi fried
Krispy Kreme crumbs
l…
Ingrown toenails dat wuz clipped
Jujubees dat petrified
Krispy kreem donuts frum las yeer
Lemondrops
M……
Maylmans we catchd last yeer
Narsty ded bugs
Olibs frum martoonies
P…
Peech pits
Qu’est-ce que c’est?
Ruined raisins
Slimey french fries
T…
Taco bell sauce pakkits
Unusually old tuna sammich
Vacation brochures
Wrinkled up receipts
X…..
xtra strenfff breff mintz
yada yada yada
zero tolerance misc
LOLZ at da yaddah yaddah yaddah, Jkitty!!
zero tolerunce…hab U been reading addams commints?
noes, wuz himz teh wun wut got himz commints yanked??
Yes, adn hims gotted one of the lols closed fur commint fur a whiles.
oh teh scandal!!! ai wuz bizi runnin round rescuin executibs wif car trubbels! ai jus hates it wen werk gets in teh way!
otay, wuz rilly onleee wun, but it tukked cuppla hours an luk attall ai mished!!!
git teh eggzecutibs teh wintur car kit wif teh jumpee cablols and teh toe roeps. den he can halps hizself.
iz we sure it was Adam’s falt, and not just a weerd co-inky dink?
Wif WP, stranger things has happened….
It coulda been teh co-inky dink. But der was a messidj saying teh commintz on teh lol was closed.
But dey reopened teh lols, nd Adam’s r still thayr. I fink it wz just a coinkiydink. Efter all, nuffing really bad wuz sed.
rewd.. but not crewd, u rite.
how is Flolrida?
u still has a bizzy?
we iz…
wate, theres munnies in here 2?
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ohai kitsunerina! I lefteded a hunky fireman to play wif two lols ago *wink*
oh yay! *goze off to luuk*
Noes, but Ai finded teh maylmans we catchd las yeer.
Ewww…
Ohai, Ly!
Ohai, rhsb!
Yu wunts a maylman? Ai can has seberel heer.
Does wii has enuf foar teh cheezburgers yet?
Nope. Keep diggin.
U mite wanna check unner teh car seets, too.
Been dere, dun dat.
Wat izzit wif teh fuglee cowchez?
WUT? I can’t hear yew. The couch iz tew loud.
Even with your sunglasses?
We cud cuvver it wif fuglee blankit frum dis lol:
Okay, total fail – I no can link. Here is URL:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/06/funny-pictures-oddly-enough-ur-doin-it-rather-well-akshually/
Now iz link! Weeeerd…
Who said dat?
What? HUH?
Why does Steven want to get sum lasses?
SO HE CAN GO TO THE NB!
no.. datz HOW steven gotted sum lasses… dat, an takin teh fyreman traning klasses.
“slowly pan dough through a potty farm?!?”
That doesn’t maik N-E-sense.
egg-zacklee
::shrugs and wanders awf::
*mutter mutter*
How dew yew pan dough?
Iz it uh pizza?
And ai doan eben wanna know wut uh potty farm iz.
*mutter mutter*
Dat nawt soun liek da guud pizza, nativca66!
As a brilliant cheezpeep wunce said…
egg-zacklee
Dat can nawt be right.
*mutter mutter wander wander*
POtty farm…poTTY farm…potty FARM
*mutter mutter wander wander*
Hmmm, pan dough potty pizza wif eggs….um, aifinks will pass on dat…ai nawt hab munchees dat bad!!
Potty peetsa wif eggs. Saounds liek sumfing mai nephews wud cawl a breakfast peetsa. Jus 2 gross out teh paw rents.
Ai member doze dais wif mai son…Ai wuld trys tu not laff as ai try tu tell hims nawt tu tawlk liek dat at da table!
**moves nc66 away from cowch**
KIN U HEER ME NAO?
Paul? Iz dat yew? GOOD!
FTW!
Yesh, eet Hz (hertz) mah teefs
WOOF! whut a pun!
Ohai tessm
We iz on teh If aiz knot fred below.
Ai fot couch wuz snake wen ai furst seen lol…*snaaaaaaaaaake*
Nao ai hab a sorry…ai upload pik ub mai kitteh Secret on tawp ub cat tree…den ai sees dat yu kin see cobwebs on ceeling!!! Oh noes!! Den ai hab tu make lol bout da cobwebs cuz ai hab an embariss. *hides face wif floofy paws, tapes fedder duster tu yardstik, cleens cobwebs off da ceeling*
giglols… yew shud see the dust kittehs raoming mah haws, naw dat semester juss endid
Well, yu noes how it gits…Wif four kittehs in da hous…is constant chore tu keeps da floof out ub da corners! Ai hab tu confess, ai nawt chek da ceelin as much as ai shuld! Ai noe Marfa Stewart, dat fur shur!
Jus luked at ur pics, KK4 – bah, dose iz litlol cobwebs! Yu cud taep fedder duster to Secret an cleen tehm inna minnit.
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Ai is in luv wif yur Secret – has a speshle regard fur teh black kittehs. As u can see, ai iz teh flonquaise fur too ov teh minions ov Basement Cat. Nao tehy has to knoe: WUT DID BC HEER ON TAWP OF CAT TREE?
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Tehy iz very gud minions an shurly BC will tell dem…
Awww, fanks, 2minions!! Ai lubs mai Secret Sauce!! Him wuz born in mai haus from feral BC kitteh Mommy. Hur is littlol kitteh on da phone an in da one wif awl 3 ub dem togedder. Secret bout 15 pounds now, but hab sweet littlol bear face. *runs tu hug an pet Secret* Ai askded Secret wat he hurd up der, an him tells meh dats tween him an da minions. Mebbe ai kin catch hims tawlkin in sleep!! Him lubs da top spot on da cat tree, so he must hab lots ub inside info! Me an husbin build cat tree, is bery large an hab 2 shelfs an sumfin like goggie hous on da bottom wif hole in it so kittehs kin hide in der an leep quiklee up da post frum da inside! Okai, ai stawp now…krazee kitteh lady, dat’s meh!! Ai goes tu yur bloo name tu frend yu, 2minions!!
Gib an extra hed-skritch to Secret and yur minyuns for my Isis. Shes da wun ai talked abowt in my audishun poem, hoo crossd teh brij during teh nite befor Hallooween (uv all nites fur a minyun tu pass over!). She lubbed teh top ob teh cat tree too – see teh first pic ai uploded (last in list) to see her dere, as teh setting sun cast her shadow on teh wall. Oh, ai miss her! She started out as a feral, but became teh most loyal of kittehs.
Awww, {{{{{{{AngelPlume}}}}}}} Ai lubbed yur poem at da audition sew much, it wuz da bery mooving, and bery touching. Ai sew sorry tu heer bout yur Isis gurl. Ai hab 6 kittehs, an ai lubs dem awl…but Secret…hims jest mai spechel kitteh..der sumfin bout him an his sweet face, an big yellow eyes. Him born in mai haus, an nebber, ebber bin outside or away frum us, but him jes kinna timid…ebben doh hims so big. Him git skard at loud noises, an nebber lets meh pik him up..it skares him. So ai hab tu sit on couch an pat mai lap, den he comes up..Ai will gib him xtra lubs fur yu too!
Fanky so mush {{{{{KK4}}}}}. Isis was always skittish tu, adn did nawt lyke being held or careed, and nebber wud come onto my lap. We compri– komp- met haffway. Ai put a pillo on teh kowch next to me fur her tu sit.
Aw..dat soun so much like Secret! Ai habs tu pat mai lap, or now dat its gettin colder, ai put qwilt in mai lap (ai make qwilts) an den ai pat da qwilt dats on mai lap, an luuk up, or at da tv…den Secret jump up an sit. Den him purrs an curls up tu sleep. But him jes freek out wen ai tries tu pik him up…he nawt want, gotta respec dat!
**luuked at KK’s noo piskhurs**
Dey iz sew purty! I still want Ripper, tho.
Did yu sees da skunks? Der is too ub dem, dey come out at nite an eets da catfuuds dat Bubby an Fehta nawt eets. Wen der noe leftobber catfuuds, husbin gibs dem fuuds. He nawt wants dem tu run out in streets luukin fur noms. Ai hab tu be da bery careful wen ai takes dem piks, lemme tells yu!! Dey was da bery cute wen dey wuz littlol…now dey big, an dey lib unner da haus.
We has had reports of rabid skunks here, so we avoid them. The baby ones are cute, but usually where there’s a baby, mom’s not far away.
Ai nawt ebber git dat close tu be bited!!!! One time we heers dis skweee skwee sound unner baffroom, aifinks is possums unner haus, den ai tells husbin, an him stomp on bafroom floor. Oh….mai…CC…..wuz skunks! Dey gotted scared wen husbin stomp on floor, an dey spray!!! Whole bak ub haus wuz liek dis oily mostest awful smell ebber!!! We gots big harts fur all animals, an husbin worried dat if we nawt feeds da skunks, dat dey will wander roun luukin fur noms an get runnd obber in da street. Mind yu, we is in middlol ub sandiego, were der is awl kinna traffic an such, but der are many canyons out heer, so creatures…we gottem!
Dey match de shoos from da ads
**snerk**
Dey match da boots in de ads nex toit?
Whaa??? hao’d dat happin? Sowwy!
It’s like teh seventies threw up on that sofa… barfs
“watch owt… dat cowch eets peepl….and uther assorted things”
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if onlee ai had a nikkel fore every taim ive herd taht line…
My grandparents had a couch that tried to eat people. Getting out of it took a group effort.
ide hav $4.45.
ore moar… i havent ben cowntin.
“Honey…Where’s Jimmy…?!”
*burp*
um… remember that cowch that gramma sed we kudnt get rid uv? well… um…
hehe thz iz sweet one
Den wii can haz cheezburgers!
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Ohai ebreebodee!
Nuthin getz bai thiiz fyve! NUTHIN!
Umm…no has seen yet, but Kung Fu Panda an teh Furious Five ref? For the guess?
FTER DIS WE TEK BAEK TEH BOTTLAS FOR THE NIKELLS
FTW!
mai husbin insists on dooing tihs even tho we can putz them inna recyclol bin. taykes long tyme, luuks lyke homeless guy.
ai wud give bottlols an canz to reel homeless guy, but then tehy goez inna groseree stoar wiv teh munnies an buyz teh beer insted uv fuds… seemz mebbe counter-produktiv…
uh-oh… teh “edit this” link is showing up again… duz that meen the site gonna bee borked again soon?
where do u sees that??
Oh noes, tessm, ai nawt sees it yet..aihopes we nawt hab same ishoo as dis mornin! Dat wuz da pleh!
wuz there onlee momentarilee, fank CC!
Oh mai CC, tessm!! Mai husbin heer on news dat mebbeh…sumdai…dey gonna do awai wif da plastic grocery bags! Oh noes, ai sez!!! *cuz ai noes how he is* We uses dem tu cleen owt da catboxes…so…husbin in panik mode…He haz sabed ebbry singlol plastic grocery bag we gits fur da last 2 monfs! Ai hab…ai nawt kiddin..2-30 gall.trash baks stuffd tu da gills wif dese stoopy littlol bags! Ai waits til trash day an tosses dem…aifinks we gots enuff..an he sees dem in da trash an get upset!! *kk4 puts arm roun tessm…we boff luuk at homeless luukin husbins an sigh*
oh dems had teh big idear ob gettin rid ob plastic bags or chargin 20 cents fur one! big uproar!!! nawt happenin!! power tew teh peepul
Powah tu da peeples…powah tu da peepls rite on!!!
200 commints……….mai cue tew leebe…….time tew go read an gets reddi fur ni-night!! yew awl haz a gud nite an keep teh home fires burnin….gunna get cold tewnite!! schmooooo
Schmoo, Jkitty!!! Hab guud warm nite tonite!!
oh mai, kk4! ai usez tehm too cleen kitteh bawkses too! but ai nawt hoardin em yet. if outlawed, ai figure ai kan always go buy littlol trash bags. wud nawt be free, uv corse, but wud werks. wud nawt meen end uv cleening bawkses!
when ai getz a bagful, ai taykes ‘em to teh liberry, where tehy haz sum bins so peeps can use them to karree buuks. izza gud re-use, aifinkso.
*sigh* ai putted owt sum cans inna recyclol tudae, donut tell on mee!
Pleh, dese don’t taste like real flowers!!!elebenty!!
Silleh hoomanz! Wut kind of cowch iz mayde owt of FABRIK?
Der wuz tree-fitty in there, butt then teh Loch Ness monster showed up.
*scared and hided behind teh couch* is it gone yet? Dat big bully!
Gedda camera! Nessy will runz awai. Her in witless pertec shun Nawt liek teh pik chures.
*snikrs* Wen ai furstest clikee on lol, aifots wuz snake! *sends lol tu Natshunal Enqwirer fur munnees fur nessie pik*
Y’all I hate to leave good company so early, but I’m not feeling so grate and am going to say “good night” for the evening.
Take care, everyone!
Feel bedders, rhsb! Ni Ni!
sleeps gud waek up awl beddur!
Rest gudly an eet losta cheezburgurz. Dat will shurly mayk u feel betta.
Way out in London airport in hangar number four
A lonely little biplane lived whose name was Evermore
His working days were over no more would he sail
Upon his wings above the clouds flying the royal mail
Bye bye biplane once upon a sky plane
Bye bye hushabye lullabye plane
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no…no muniez…butt….ai founded dis…*howldez sumptin up*
wut iz dis?
*psst, ai duzznt noes, but yew beddar wash yer hands!!!*
*dropz it, goez tew lik pawz kleen, den desidez (*gasp*) tew yoose watur tew kleen dem*
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A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
♫
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!
♪
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
Yayz! I <3 singin Puff teh Magik Dragon randumly! I joyn in 2, k?
Ob course U can sings 2.
WRr – ai consider dis song to be bout loss of de childhoodz. Kinda makes me hav a sad. Sorta like “can’t go home again”.
Butt Peter, Paul and Mary reroted it so Puff LIVES bai da see!
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Likes currant verjen bestest!
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!
Oopzee Doopzee, dint meen 2 do dat, heh heh…..:( Srry.
*psst beddar brush dem teeffies now*
Oh hai, Jkitty!!!
**kk4 admires sparklee byootiful bracelet on hur wrist*
oooh nice bloooooooooo wun goes wif yer eyes
Iz da mostest awsum an win surprise!!! Yu maded bery funee skunk lolz! Dey nawt reely much trubbl…unless sumone scare dem…sumtiems two ub dem is outside fiting obber da last ub da noms…den ai closes door wif kwikness!
pepe le pew an fifi wuz sum ob our favrits wen we wuz kittehs
smoooch awl teh wai up teh arm!!!
Meh tuu!!! Wat a smoooth tawlker!
Ohai DK U can come breaf on mai sidewalk and blow the snoes awai?
Hmmm….ai mite….wut wud yoo bee chargin foar dis??
jk….*breefs lawtz ob fyer, meltin bunches ob snoes*
Ai cuks U a cheezburger wif mushrooms and swiss cheez and bacuns
mmmm…cheezburger….howld teh mushrumz, switcheroo teh swiss cheez wif cheddar, plz…
oh ai wud charge bigggggggggggg munnies!! yesh yesh ai wud
oh! adn foar a speshul xtra fee, yoo can git a shinee bloo skael! purrfect foar dekoraytin yur tree, adn awlsew graet foar giftz! huree–suppliez arre limitud!!
Oardur nao!
shiney bloo wut???
scaelz…*skritchez sum awff*
yoo wand sum? sinse dey arre moastlee fawlin awf meh…
nah, but fanks…. mai skin is drai enuff alreddy
oh ai see a nooo line ob cozmetics in yer fyooochur……….. dragon lotion
yoo nawt needz tew put dem awn oar anyfink…dey iz gud foar Chrismuss treez….adn gud foar giftz…
shiney yew say?
yew cud make sum wind chimes out of dem
Or big earrings…
or a big tricked out name badge……….LOL…………aifinkso ai watches tew much tv
lol…dat wuz funnee commershul…
hmmm….butt wuut cud ai maek awt ob dem?
A lawt ob prezzentz
Big eerings
C…
cat toyz,
dragon scale replaysemints,
E…
eerings, big wuns
false ai lashes
gremlin coats
hot pads
i…
DK – iz u in shedding season?
ai muss bee….
Ai dunno wut teh hek dat is
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No wate – ai no wut dat is.
Wut teh hek is dat fing ennywayz?
yoo kno wut dat iz?
Iz puff da majik sofa, aifinkso!!
Ya, u rememburz?: Puff da majik sofa, lived by teh T.V., and frolikd, well, not reely cuz he iz a sofa
Lil’ Jacky Papur luvd dat sofa Puff, and brot him stringz and seelin wakz, and otha fansee stuffz.
Tugetha they wud mayk lolz, on Jackyz laptop, Rememba they cud not travil, cuz Puffz a sofa.
Peepul frum far playcez, came to sit on Puff, hiz soft, fluffee cushunz, peepul caym 2 luff.
Puff teh majik sofa lived by teh T.V., and frolikd, well, not reely, cuz he iz a sofa.
Puff teh majik sofa lived by teh T.V., and frolikd, well, not reely, cuz he iz a sofa.
A sofa livez furebber, till itz stuffingz rippd owt, but hoo wud ebber do dat, 2 Puff teh majik cowch?
So Puff had no feerz teh rest of his sofa life, for he neva caym acrozz a chaynsaw, or even a nife.
But az Puff got oldr, teh less soft he becaym, and less did hiz descrpshun fit hiz naym.
Puff teh majik sofa, lived by teh T.V., and frolikd, well not reely, cuz he iz a sofa. Puff teh majik sofa, lived by teh T.V., and frolikd, well not reely, cuz he iz a sofa.
TEH END! …How’d I do?
*clappy clap floofy paws* Bery guud!!
aww…hao sawft adn floofeh adn plooshie adn lubbablol….
Sofa’s lib furebber *speshlee dis sofa…it nebber gonna die!*
not withowt teh sacrifise.
I finkso we mite need a live chikkin.
That won’t be enuff, aim afrayd….we gonna need…
Armydillos Army
Battlol ships
Calvary
Dog day afternoon
Elephants wif chaynsaws
F…..
Fleets of bombers
Grande Divisions ob General Lee
Halberds of teh Swiss guards
Ironclads liek Monitor and Merrimak
J…
Jujitsu blak belts
Kamakazee pilots
Lazer guided misslols
Mongolians
Napolian
O…..
Orinj Irish Ulster Brigade
Patton’s 3rd armee
Queen’s Own Cameroon Guards
R…
Octapuz
Pirutz
Quadruplz ov moar stuffz (?)
Ravinz an rabbitz
S…
Sofas!
NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oops, dat no maeks sens. Ai haz an embarrist.
sacrafishul virgins…………………. sry awl out!!
t….
wut? *goes tew teh NB*
Ottomatic weppins
Portuguese mans ub war
Qwestionabull tactics
Roamin’ legions
Supersonic submarines
T…
Tinycatz wif pointee endz. Lawts ub them
Underwaddur demlolishuns teams
Vikings wif bloo paintz adn battlol axes
Wild weazils…rabid ones
X…
Furrowshus feline fyters
Gargantewchewin gobblinz
Hammerz
I…
Iranian shoes, for throwing at
Ur nawt kitten! It’s prolly radioacktiff!
LOL!
Puff teh majik sofa, lived by teh T.V., and frolikd, well not reely cuz he iz a sofa. Puff teh majik sofa, lived by teh T.V., and frolikd, well not reely cuz he iz a sofa.
mah brane hurts.
Ai lubs teh reefrayne: “well not reely cuz he iz a sofa.”
Saynk u! I tri hard.
So..fa now,..he beh hapee, yesh? *runs away kwiklee frum horrible pun*
So fa so gud! (u wur rite 2 run away…)
no, no, no, it’s fa, a lon lon wai to run, So, a needel pullin thred.
/runs away faster
la, a noet to follow sew,
tea, a drink wif jam adn bredd
(mai klass iz singing dat soong fut teh Krissmuss program dis Fursday…weelly)
Dat will bring us bak tu so so sofa….
foar long tyme when a kidlet ai fot it wuz,
“tea, a drink with german bred….”
ai has teh stranjist pheeling ob…deja voo!!
We borkd at obber 200 commints…*sighs, runs wif kwikness to da earlier lol..”If Ai nawt” *
TEH END! …Howd I do?
You’re almost right
Not in LOL speak, sorry, but has anyone noticed just how UGLY that couch really is??? Gross! And on top of that the owner is trying to add to the ambiance with ridiculous contrasting throw pillows.
it’s an outrage!
omg, that COUCH! Hideous!
Cheezeburgers mus bez here somewherez. Mus bez. Looks harder.
if tihs kowtch wuz mine, ai wud sprinkkel kittehnip on it an make it teh wurlds biggest kitteh toi…
oh…
wait..
sumwun beet me two it…
Anyone find the catnip stash?