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basement cat musta wun da moral battel.
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ai arr nawt amused
well, ai arr amused… ai ment BC is nawt amused… oh, forgedit…
Congarats tew everywuns faborite piggeh!
Scroooge!! yoo leedz deh Ty!!!
Off u goez tu deh ty boot EEEEK!!!
Git ursef a lubblee prezzee!!!
* weeeeeeeeek weeek weeek weeek *
* scampers strayt intu back ruum *
* rummage rummage rummage *
* drags out extry large box *
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ooo lookit! A flaytabull Bownsee Castle!
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* inflates bownsee castle *
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* has an impashunt *
A bownsee cassel??? KEWL!
*Bownsee, bownsee, bownsee!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
O datz fun!!!
Maek shure to use teh auto-inphla… inflays… air filler-upper. Doen’t want yoo ending up wit Mick-liek lips
taht be teh gud adbise, aifinkso odog1999! fankies!
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* scamper scamper scamper… jump… BOWNSE *
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* BOWNSE BOWNSE BOWNSE *
I presume that I am still banned from teh Bouncee Castle after that unfortunate incident last time when no one telled me to take off my spurs and pointy helmet first?
Umm… iffn yu member proplee, teh Judge sed yu is NAWT aloud tu ware taht ‘owtfit’ in publeec agen… * shudder *
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but but but yu can plai so lawng as yu nawt pokes yurself inna eye wib lolmas lites, otay?
*pouts*
Stoopy judge. It takes but just a little imagination to grasp teh concept of Kaiser Wilhelm as he would look if he was a cowboy.
O, and GP, I thinked of u a few times this morning when I was at Dr. TinyCat’s office.
First, when they taked me from teh relative comfort of teh waiting room to teh discomfort of teh examinationifying room then leaved me there all alone for elebenty hours I was reading a book on my phone. (Gotta lurve Plucker and teh vast array of titles at Project Gutenberg.) I was reading “Last of teh Mohicans” and this passage came up: “There’s fresh sassafras boughs for the ladies to sit on, which may not be as proud as their my-hog-guinea chairs, but which sends up a sweeter flavor, than the skin of any hog can do, be it of Guinea, or be it of any other land. ”
Then, when I stopped in teh little lolcatburglars’ room before I leaved, I noticed they had a tray of still-warm applol joose there. My name wasn’t on any of teh cups, so I didn’t has any.
Then, when I was driving to teh orfis, I listened to a song that mentioned a “porkpie hat”. I knows how much u lurves ur pork pies, but I didnot knoews that they could be wared as hats!
Lol and learn.
ohay LCB, speeking of Dr-ish stuffs, I has not heard an Esme update latelee… how is she doing? She still can has skrinkaj?
No shrinkage, pleh. Everything was “stable” two visits ago but at her last visit there was new growth and teh one mass near her bum was bothering her – she licks at it a lot. So they prescribed pain meds and tried a different different chemo, one with a higher risk factor than teh others, but this is teh last one they can try. She goes back next week to see if her liver function is ok and if so she’ll get another round, but we are clearly nearing teh end of whut we can do for her. She was doing very poorly yesterday, in fact, and I was worried that it was Time. She’s doing better today, though. She still eats pretty well and seeks me out and even let me comb her this morning as usual, i.e. she’s not hiding like they do when they’re at teh end. But if her pain gets to be too much for her I will do what I have to for her.
oh noes!
Sorry to hear that.
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Oh, LCB! How awful! We are thinking of you and holding you and Esme in our hearts.
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Oh, dear. I’m so sorry to read of this. I have had to make such decisions about beloved dogs and it is heart-breaking. I know how brave you will have to be, LCB, and I hold you and your Esme in my heart.
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plz tu NAWT be making fernature out ob teh Rodints!
plz tu NAWT be nomming teh skin ob teh Robints!
plz tu NAWT be forgetting tu dwink yur Applol Joose, steel warm, juss hao yu lieks eet!
plz tu NAWT be waring Pork Py as a hat… pfft, mericans. Pork Py is fur teh nomming, NAWT teh waring!
Ub coarse, it wud be axeptibul to making fernature out ob teh bodeez & nomming teh skin ob teh Rodints IF AN ONLEE IF teh rodints haz committed suicide in teh wild oar haz died uv natural cauziz (cruelty =/= “natural cauziz).
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Dat warm applol joose ideeyuh iz maykin mah tummeh do teh unplezzint flppee fing — plz to nawt be discussing (oar at leest plz to haz a warning). *shudder*
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Mmmm. Pork Pi.
ohai nightshayde, wud u liek some whippy creem on taht pi??
ew ew ew yu no can has whippy creem onna PORK py! Yu can has mussard, oar picalilli (mmm) oar chutney (pleh)
*considers*
Would furnitures made from suicided rodents not mess wif teh fung schway?
Hairy cairy cowch.. do not want!
Congrats. SMP! – mai PC frozed…..
fankies Annipuss! yesh, mai PC had teh braynefreeze tu, but but but mai fingurs deed nawt!
Sew which piggeh is u today?
My frend that leiks me?
Or hiz ebil twin?
* narrows eyes *
* opens eyes a littlol *
* moves in closer *
Itz kiss and makes up day, littul piggeh…. ♥
Oh, otay den!
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* SCHMOOOOO *
*swoon*
chokklit manitee? is hyooge adn filled wib marshdamallow…
ooh fankies!
I shudn’t eet this before lunch, but..
*nibbles*
*nibbles*
*nibbles*
*NOMS*
ebberywon:
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O TEH HYOOGE MANITEE!
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* snerk *
* adjusts leather trousers, smiles at pretty girl *
U keep ur distanse, u!
I’z wif teh piggeh.
BAH! That silly little pig has got nothing on me!
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* strut pout POSE… strut pout POSE… *
…Strut, pout, put it out
That’s what you want from women
Come on baby, what’cha taking me for
Strut, pout, cut it out
All taking and no giving
Watch me baby, while I walk out the door
♪ ♫ ← ∟♪ →
sheena eestun FTW!
seriously, enough with the black cat being evil–it’s annoying
CC is off kee anyways!
GMTA! We are sympatico again! Yaaay!
*Hi-paws Maus*
my years in teh kwior, let me sho u them!
I hears off kee singing, it makes my hed asplode.
*sings* Mi Mi Mi-YOW!
Whut we duzzint noes:
Kitteh on teh left is part uf teh teem.
Whyt kitteh distrakts peepuls.
Blak kitteh steels theyr munnies.
Teemwurk, we haz it!
ackshully… if u luks, teh one singing is a oranj kitteh mas, masc, pretendin to be CC!
Splains a lot, ifinkso.
Oh my! *looks agin, kayrfully* YOr rite! Teh kitteh on teh left duz haz orinj stripeys on teh tayl and arownd teh eys. *klonks self on hed with orinj floofy paw* Hao culd I hav missed it?
Itz so nyce to be abel to posting agin! Everything I posted yestiday got nommed or gave me teh dredded “comments be klosed” response. Loneliness, I had it! Wuz wurrisum, lyke *luks arownd* lyke *luks sad* lyke *whispurs* I didn’t even exist!
Whazzat? Didz sumbuddy sae sumfing?
Mew! Mew! Mew! Ohai, just sayin hello!
….fading away (you might say)?
….losing focus?
….kind of drifting into the abstract?
BTDTGTTS, I has felt ur pain!!
ICHC was all teh messt up yesterday, prolly wasn’t just u!
Whew! *sigh of releef* Is gud to know it wuzzint me hoo borkt ICHC! Wuz nawt mah fault, honistly! *runsawayfast*
… I wish he would learn to sing on-key…
On behalf of tone-deff peeps everywhare, if u knoes a effective way to learn how to does this, plz to share it. It grieves me that I lurve to sing but that I cannot carry a tune in a bukket or even in my dollar sine bag.
Dunno if this will werks for u, but if u is trooly on key wif teh musicks, it will resonate in ur hed, and u can feel a tinglee vibrashun if ur doing it rite!
(and ur welcome for teh set up)
But how does u get there? I cannot make my voice does whut my ears hear. I knoes it is teh easy for some, but for teh rest of us it is teh frustrating. Especially when teh on-key peeps give u teh dirty looks.
*nodz hed in agreementz.
Wen I sing, it soundingz rite tu miii. But tu deh peepz lissning, not so much.
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wunst, mennee yrz ago, i wuz holding mai baby boi adn singing tu him. he tookt himz liddle bitty handz adn cubberd mai mouf. LOL!!! He wuz only bowt 4 munfz old and he wuz muzik critic awlreddy.
Hee! My mommeh tells a simular story bout her singing to my little brudder and he done did teh same thing.
LCB, it sounz liek he wuz ur bruddah bai a diffrunt muddah…..didz u steelz him frum CMJ???
he wuzn’t berry shinee…. moar flesh kullerd… ..I don’t think she wud steeling himz
Itz not that easy for everybody… I can sings, but not that grate, just gud enuf to stay on key and enjoy it, but I does not has a singing voyse to be used on itz on. I has to sing wif a group, where I can blendy myself in.
Does u has a piano that u cud try practissing at?
* holds up big sign *
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~ “Professional” Singing Lessons ~
~ ONLY Elebenty Moneys ~
O hay Mick, I hear that yesterday someone was — u might wanna sit down for this — in ur lip-care products!
Oh yeah, that horrible little rat thing of yours was scampering around in MY room again… You’ve gotta keep that… that… thing under better control. Are you sure it hasn’t got rabies or something? sigh.
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* strut pout strut pout *
I has a guitar, but not too many talents.
Trii tew plugs won eer wif yr paw when yew be signin… dat shud lets yew heaer yrslf.
I’m wiff u LCB. I can has no singin ability, but sings awlla tyme anyway
lolcatburglar, my mthod: ritz finger in ritz ear, lftz finger in lftz ear, SINGZ ANYWAYZ.
*makes notes*
Um, I has a question. These fingers and these ears: whose is they, exactly? Does they all has to be from teh same person?
The gud book sez- “Maek a joyful noyse”- duz nawt say must be on key!!
LCB, is best if yoo stiks yor fingers in teh eers uv teh person neggst to yoo, ifinkso.
Is a publik service!
lolcatburglar, I seez you unnerstnds teh theory involveddddd….UDDERZ peeps aerz, YUR fingerz….drawback to tehis, youse gottaz be quick… taeks praktise.
Ew. Don’t wanna stick my fingers in somebuddy’s ears. There’s no telling whut they’ve been doing with those ears.
Would a finger substitoot be acceptubble? Like:
Army mens (teh plastic ones, of coarse)
Baguettes
Chopstix
Dominoes
Eggplant, julienne style
F…
Fronsch fries
Green beens
Hat pins
Icicles
Jellee Beenz
Krissmiss oarmanentz
L…
Lolollipop stiks
Many yarns
Nite lite on/off pull
O…
Onion ringzz
putatoes wedgies
Q’z tipz
R…
Roll ob wadded paper
Stickkee sweetie
Turnip
U..
Umbrella toofpix frum fancee drinkies
Velamintz
(! Where’d TAHT come frum??)
Xylolophone malletz
Yello bnanerz
Zounds! ai can’t heer a thing!
See? It wasn’t me this time!
Black kitteh is yer new phlonquais, aifinkso!
Unless u waz in dis gyze
in dis guyz wut??
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in hiz Apartment
in hiz Bafrobe
in hiz Car
in hiz D……
in hiz deville ( coupe)
in hiz elegant tux shurt
in hiz far away castle
G…
in hiz grasp
in hiz howse
in hiz irrigashun ditch
in hiz j………….
in hiz jym bag
in hik kloset
in hiz lounj chayr
in him m…….
in hims motel sicks
in hims nawty barn
in hims oprah house
in hims P….
uh ohs.
Ew.
in hims penthouse.
What?
in hims qwissmiss prezzents
in hims rumpus room
in hims sok drawer
in hims telephone numbers
in hims U….
in hims Unnerwarez??
Violaytin himz pribacee!
Ware ur own unnerwarez pls!
X…
in himz xerox masheen
in himz yo-yo case
in himz zoot soot
in hiz Dodge convertible
in hiz Expensiv shuz
in hiz Fedora hat
in hiz Groceree shopping
in hiz H….
Dey can’t awl be gud
une autre fracture du conte de fées
frakchured fayree tayles!
Basement Kitteh co-opts Ceiling Kitteh as divershun, provin eben Ceiling Kitteh iz nawt abuff temptayshun!
Mommmm! He snuck up on me!
Dat ceilin kitteh iz drowin owt da udder qwire kittehz.
“Do, a dearcat, a female dearcat…”
“Ray, ov which Rachel iz wun”
Meh, liek da meercatz.
fa, az in Dekking deh hawlz ♫♪ fa, la, la, la, la.
So (lo), as in – awl alone, how Gremlin is when WP is nomming mah commints!
La, liek wen u wunt 2 nawt heer anyfing … lalalalalala!
Tee, lyke whut we whaks teh golfing bawls with
Dat will brings us bak tu doh doh doh doh…liek playdoh
Heh! This is like the preschool choir at church. When they remember the words, they scream them out at the tops of their lungs. Otherwise, they just stare blankly at the audience and fiddle with their clothes.
Mai dottur wuz in da kinnygarten christmis singin..hur wuz twistin up da hem ub her dress an den lift up hur hand tu luuk at da part hur wuz still holdin in hur hand……ai jes put mai hand obber mai eyes an sighs.
LOL! Yes, flashing the undies is always an integral part of any childhood musical performance!
Ai jus hope she wuz waring undies- Ai saw mai dottur under de pew (pew,pew) wun day in a not-very-lady-like-posishun- and she wuz Nawt waring her undies! Ai had a big embarrassed!!
Wii mus go 2 teh saem church!
Not vry likely. In fact, I spended a lotta time trying to give him away.
Oh, and u is now in teh ICHC Lolmas Rouges’ Gallery:
kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html
Hu yu is trying tu gib awai?
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* has a nerbuss *
My lil brudder. Stoopy WP putted this down here and keeped it here insted of attachifying it to teh proper place. *pouts*
Nonetehless, I is teh tutched that u would be teh nervuss about my gibbing u away. As if.
Most peeps I axed wanted something additional to sweeten teh deal.
…ai wanted sum meringuez… and sum chocklit… an sum raspberreez…
* returns tu feeling unlubbed, unwanted, unnerpaid… *
Lessee… we tries to gibs u lubs and joys and smoos but u say “keep ur smoos and festibness away from me!” Then when we does whut u wants, u feels teh unlubbed.
For a phlonquais, u shure is teh bossy.
Yesh, ai wus juss doing whut yu taught meh:
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Sai won fing. Du otter fing. Chaynge mynd half wai frew. Sai gnu fing. Du gnu fing. Chaynge mynd agen. Go bakk tu nawt sekkund fing. Get bored, du gnu fing. Get grumpee wen aneewon kweshuns yu…
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Ai red awl ob tihs in taht bukk yu gabe me on mai nawk sekkund dai “Hao tu be a Phlonquais” frum teh best selly author ob “Hao tu be a wummin”
see, tihs is wot give us a confoozle!
maybe u has ski, sci, a splitty purrsonalitee??
ai donut no whut yu meen!
welll we shall leaf it go for nows.
Didja see teh ‘nownsemint I made yesterday about teh Bocksing Day partee?
*still has an embarrasst that no one else in teh hole whirled will admit to hearing of teh DS gifty exchange*
We did dat at office partee once…wuz da fun. But dey puts owt memo dat nobuddy culd bring Chia anyfings.
lessee if ai can do piggeh impression… ahem, ahem.
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“pffft!”
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*luuks askanse at GP, WUNSE AGAIN*
note to self inna sekrit diaree: maybee teh askanse luuks iz lusing teh effective — mite has to bring owt teh hedbatz…
Kin yu sees mai chrismiss abitar yet…ai nawt kin sees it, but ai ask sumone las nite an dey nawt tells meh. *frownee face*
I can sees it!
Itz kinda disconserting.. teh Santa hat wif teh lazer eyez…
BC santa kitteh sees yu win yu sleepin…
uh-ohs.
I hopes he can’t HEER u….
Yu bedder beh da guud skwirrlgrrl!! Testin abitar agin…
I dunt seeing it eezer…. haz u logged owt uv WP adn ICHC and nommed ur kookeez and kleered ur histreez and temp filez adn den rebooted?????
Aifinks ai nawt rebooted…duz hab tu bee signd off internet tu cleer da cookies? Ai gonna trys agin..ai kin sees ebbrybuddys festive abitars, but sum cant sees it an needer kin ai! *trudges off tu mess wif compooter*
kk4 – I seez it! Yoo is wayrin a red Crismus hat! Hao kyoot!
Yay!! Ai kin sees it tu! Ai iz hapee! Dans wif meh gremlin!! *grabs gremlin by bof paws an danses wif hur*
*dantz dantz dantz* Rownd and rownd! Merrily we goes!
*leep! caper! prantz!*
*kk4 an gremlin laffs an danses madlee wif hapee joy til dey owt ub bref*
*dey plop down in chairs an clinkee glasses tu sillybrate*
* lukks carefullee *
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Umm… yesh! but but but ai donut fink ai seas dem awl… stoopy fyrefox… sumfing abowt cookies, aifinkso.
I doesnt’ see it in teh commints or in WBT, but I does see it on ur profile.
Okai, ai did log out ub WP..aill goes an nom sum cookies. LCB, gess wich kitteh wuz sleepin on dresser las nite…an him wuz snoring! Ai nebber herd kitteh snore before, ai hopes him nawt ketchin a cold or sumfin.
My OLKs snores sometime… i fink itz cyoot.
I dunno… could it be…
RIPPERTON!
My kittehs all does teh snores. My Tuffy used to like to sleep unner teh bed, rite under my hed. I didn’t knoes he dids that until one nite I was waked up by a weerd noise coming from under teh bed which turned out to be kitteh snorings.
Mai kalico snorez. Hers abowt 6 yeers old. Iz teh cyoot!
It wuz da cyoot! Ai nebber hurd him do dat before…aifot wuz husbin at first, but husbin nawt usally sleep on dresser!
As far as U knoes, he doesn’t.
Sumtiems iz bedder nawt tu noe. If abitart nawt shows up agin, ai gibs up! At leest sum peeps kin see it..ai jes hab tu membur tu changes it win hollydaze is obber! Ai kin sees it now…chrismiss in july fur kk4!
OOOOHHH!!! Ai kin sees it now! *tells Baby sowee tu calls him a tart*
my Mu snores butu Lucky does nawt. I can’t see ur abitar…
Mah Spot snorez sumfin feerse. Sumtiemz himz & mah liddlol hyoomin gurl boaf being asleep on teh cowch wif meh & dey boaf be snorin. Ai hasta turn up teh teebee.
I sees it…nice hat wif teh penetrayting eiez
ceiling kitteh maeks teh joiful noyse
basement kitteh waytz 4 rite moment tu run awai
Poor Ceiling Cat looks like stray (a bit dirty and hungry-looking) – prolly Basement Cat then too….good luck, littles.