
iz play hide n seke… …but iz alwayz looz.
mebbeh u shud play wif dis kitteh.
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iz play hide n seke… …but iz alwayz looz.
mebbeh u shud play wif dis kitteh.
picture: jonesy. lol caption: jonesyray
Dunno wai. *cry*
Conga ratz NS. Drinksees and dances? They will cheer yew up.
::dabs tears frum NS’s eyes::
Mebbe Bailey’s & Kawfee wud be a gud fing — itz chillee owtside! Az fur dansing … hmmm … aiz neber gud at pikkin teh danses. Sumwun else kin pick dans, plz?
Ai alwus liekz teh Conga Ratz. Kinda maekz me teh hongree … wait, wuddid ai say??? Oh teh huge manatee!!
Conga ratz and Bailey’s it iz.
::Pours NS uh steamy cup ob Gevalia::
::splashes in sum Bailey::
::puts awn musik::
C’mon, shake your bawdy baby, dew teh conga
know yew can’t cawntrol yerself N-E lawnger
Mai manners. Let meh show them tew yew.
Az soon az ai find them.
Hab yew seen ‘em?
::pours karen uh steamy cup::
::pours seberal moar fur eberybawdy::
Karen, wii hab somefing in common, sort ob.
Yor kitteh naim Gemini, wun ob mine iz naimed Gémeaux.
Fankies fur teh drinkee. Doz u habin a pikkee ob ur kitteh? Mahyn wus named Gemini for seberal reesins…
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nawt sekkun – seh wus borned onna June 14
sekkun – seh wus 2 kolors
fird – seh wus a wittle skizo as teh kitten kitteh.
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Ai fout it wus a gud naem 4 her.
Awn mai profile, she iz teh tuxy wun wif teh liddle gemini sign awn her upper lip dat luk like two widdle bucky teef.
Our sekkund kitteh growing up was named Gemini!
We pronounsed it liek Jiminy Crikit tho.
ah hah! skwirrl… ai has nawt seed yur nowsmint frum yesserdai! witch lol plzthx?
iz dis wut u b lukking fer??
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Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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LCB – yu see teh bit abowt gibbing yur Phlonquais a HYOOGE prezunt? huh? didya? huh? huh?
*clucks like a chikken*
* whips out bottlol ob chilli saus *
mmm… cheeken
* drools *
*clucks like a fritened chikken*
* pours chilli saus on… umm cheeken *
*comes to*
HAY! Whut are u doin? And why am I covered in goo?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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Umm… ai wus juss… umm… err… chasing Mick awai, yesh.
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* hydes bottlol ob ‘chilli saus’ *
prob cuz u bein eatin by da lolcats! dis our earlie Lolcatsmas
feastie!!
We had 2 meezers when I was a lolkittenburgular. Teh boi was teh jiminy and teh girl was teh Cricket. When my mommeh and daddy would be watchin teh
nooz and teh nooz talked about teh Gemini Space Program they pronouncified it like “Jiminy” and so I thinked they named teh program after our boi kitteh!
Um, yeah. I was teh highly suggestible back then.
BACK THEN, piggeh. Back then.
whut? whut? whut did AI du?
U was gonna make a highly suggestible suggestion to me, that’s whut.
*clucks like a chikken*
* lukks at lcb wib a confoosed *
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Umm… has yu mixed up yer meds wib Mick agen?
ohhhhhhhh snap!!!
Bootimus kitteh!
Adn ai haded a floofy tabby 2, butt seh’s waitin 4 us at teh Bridj. Her naem wus Vergelia – seh an Gemini wus teh sisters frum same litter.
Grate birfday….Flag Day. Iz mai birfday, 2
o! happee berfday!!11!!1
Doze bof kewl kitteh names, aifinkso.
*psst* hey nightshayde! its yur talio. is pokin awt. naw dat ai’s found yu, whut can ai gets yu to drink? *pats hed* don cry. thers lotsa things wurs than beein found!
Psst. Donut telling ennywun. Sumtiemz ai iz *trying* to get fownd.
1 2 3 4 10 Ready or nawt here ai come.
Olly olly oxen free
Then I’ll take two if teh oxen is teh free.
OK, butt bof dey naims is Olly.
Hmmmm…*konsidders teh pro’lem*….then I’ll take elebenty an put them in a Trolly.
That’s uh HUGE trolly.
I’d hate tew bii teh checkout clerk dat had tew ring up elebentry oxen.
*Clean up on aisle…well…eberywhere*
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Wai wud dey haz to ring dem up iffin deyz free?
*wandurrs off, skratchin hur hed*
Stokk kontroll uv corse!
*heddesk*
I sawr a ginormous excessmobile on teh road that hadda big barcode in one of teh backseat windows. I imagined teh pore checkout person at teh noo car store havening to drag teh cars over teh sensor thing — a coupla times cause it doesn’t always take teh first time — like at teh soopermarket.
Teh boyfrent sez it’s prolly a electronic toll-paying thingy, but my idear is moar fun. STN.
He’s right, but I agree with you…
EttymoLOLogicul Crissmuss Kwizz – Wut odder werds, bsyds “oxen”, takes teh -en ending, in teh pluralsy?
Tehre will be a smawl pryz for teh cheezpeep taht gets teh mostest
Inglish werds – Bfor awl teh Jermun cheezpeeps get karrid awai!
Ai fink iz onlee children and brethren, but ai doan noe iffn dey count, coz iz “ren”, and bof hab Jerman origins.
Huzzah! Well Dun NativeCa66!!!! Yes, tehy has teh Jermanik oregans; mennee “inglish” werds do, hense teh -en ending!
And tew fink ai had an avershun tew inglish in ohai skool.
Dew yew know wut wurds doan ryhme wif anyfing?
Oh, and wutz mai pryz?
*anser sekkund wun nawt sekkun*
Usually u lerns langwidges best by immersion. Aversion? Ur doin it rong!
Yu gets…………….
A awsom feline ob smugness, fur bean rite!
An nuffink ryms wiv “perpul”
or “orinj”
or “silber”
or “constantinople”
or “oomapaloomablanka”
or “gillygillyossenfeffer”
or “barnyard”
::Tries tew trade feline smug fur sum cheezburgers::
N-E takers? No?
This iz gunna taik uh month.
mebbee eben TWU monthen!
::snerk::
At least dat gibs meh tiem tew raise money fur cheezburgers instead.
Purrhabs ai culd hold uh telethon.
or even a telethren!
which rhymes with tell-a-friend…
tew watch and halps tew raise the munies.
orange doan rhym wit nuthinbud “so strange” aifinkso!
um……
Vixen? oh, no… dat not plural.
Cloven?? oh, no… dat not plural.
Flaxen?? oh, no… dat not plural.
Waxen?? oh, no… dat not plural.
Howse wren?? oh, no… dat not plural.
BOXEN!
No? Cue Brian Regan!
Copy and paste teh link or just click my bloo name.
youtube.com/watch?v=yxenUzZPFiQ
(I wented to college wif this guy.)
OHai!! Just popping in – an tehn popping out again!! We’re about to be snowed in fur sebral days – they say!! An reeeleee reelee cold weather!!
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Got to go attend a “funkshun.” ai’d rather stay an play!!
Tell dem U R snoed in an cannot maek it.
Juss slong as yur “poppin” an nawt “poopin”!!! Hoep yu got a fik swedder anna big cote awn! An rap Salleh up warm tu; she’s nawt yuse to teh coeld!! Has a nys funkshun!
“Do u pop out at parties?”
I telz a tail.
If I can’t see you, you can’t see me…
We hadda kitteh who eifur beleevd that, or hims just didn’t no he’d grownified. He’d put his hed an bout four inchz of himszelf inna paper bag and abslolootly panickificate when we’d grabz the twenny inchz (and twlevee pouns!
) of kitteh still stikn out.
He wasn’t the sharpezst claw on the paw…
soundz teh funnee!!!
Ai wunner wye?
cuzza kitteh is nawt a Manx {{{annipuss}}}
eenie meenie miney mayle?
ketch a lolcat bai teh tayle
If him holollars, feedz him gushyfud…no wait…
if she hollers get her spayed.
If him hollars tell him FAIL!
U can be no longer male!
Nawt eben an eenie meenie miney mayle?
Muhwahahahahahahahahah
aaww
Kouch needz 2 B grayer and stripey, den ai hiedz teh betterer.
Exactlee! Itz nawt MAI fawlt — itz teh substandard furnichur.
U saz teh troof, sistah!!
Rant alert: My hubcat just reskewed a neighborhood kitteh hunkered down on our porch – it’s 9 degrees and snowing here and not getting warmer anytime soon. What kind of idiot lets their kitteh out in this.
Sorry – so angry I can’t lolspeak rite now.
No need to apologize for not lolspeaking — we all rant in standard English every now & then. It’s much easier, aifinkso.
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*standin up & clappin floofee paws fur boaf yew & yer hubcat*
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Poor kitty. I wonder if its people are on vacation or something & it slipped by the housesitter? I hope it’s that, and not simply brainless owners (insomuch as a cat can really be “owned’).
*cheers to kevin’s girl and hubcat* HOO LEEVES KITTEHS OWT AWN A COLD DAI OR NITE LIEK DESE! NOES, NOES, NOES! Ai awlwais sez prayers for nawt ownly the hoemless peeplol but awlso for teh hoemless goggies and kittehs rite nao. Ai gawts mads at the naybors becuz dey let dere kitteh owt awn wun ov the worst nites ov teh yeer……AND AI LET’EM KNOES! Dey went owt after letting kitteh owt and dint cum bak for a dai or too…….*KCT hez steem owtta teh eers*
Nawt always teh hoominz fawlt. Mai goggie dragged hurs bedding outta her haws adn sleeps aowt inna wind and teh blizzards. Ai putted tehm back inna haws and hurs duzzit again. Ai asked mai vet aboudid and her sez nawt to worry as lawng as teh goggie has teh blankies to maek teh nest she be fine.
But when she starts laying eggs, u aughta takes her to a speshulist.
Unless, of coarse, u need teh eggs.
Butt WRr, dere beh HUGH differens tween a nimonal wantin tew beh owt and habing a plais ub shelters, an bein PUT owt wif no protexuns oar shelters. Dat be EBIL tew put nimonal owt wifowt shelters in dis EBIL cowld
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(hehehe, ai sed butt!)
Tanks. We putted sines up arownd da hood, and teh superfloofy kitteh can stay wit us. Don’t knoew how I’ll be talkin to it’s hooman, if dey ever showze up. Hopefully dey has a gud ezcuse, becaws rite now I has an angry. But da gud ting is kitteh’s are bery gud for teh angry – dey always knowze how to taek it away.
there is a special place in hell reserved for hoomans who treat their pets thus.
Mah bes boy frend sed in teh nex life a joory of all teh aminals you has had dealins wif in this lief will give testimonies before teh Grate Judje.
I hopes firmly taht all mah bebbehs will speek in mah favur. I alwaies duz mah best.
so happee kitteh founding you!
Ai sez FANXU fur reskewin cowld kitteh.
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Sum peeps dezerb tew get tew fais wot dey dew tew uvvers (inkludin kittehs!). Stoopypoopyhead nay boor.
Tale-Tail-Tabby
eenie meenie miney Poe?
I’z is slow…shoulda putz “by Edgar Allen Paw”….youze nialed it, nativeca66!!!!
I’s ebben slower – juss nao got it. Adn I’m ebben a Poe fan.
*poetry fail* Guess I got leftober sleepies frum Monday
lol, glads to be knot alone! we tanks nativeca66 fur paws on straight…
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Gud wun, catamist!
nightshayde, I’z been takins de notes frum youse guyz….. been enchoyin’ teh hilarities for monts….ty for allz de grins
yew mean tell tail kitteh?
cheshyur kitteh n teh rebur…revurs…bakwurds
a tail ob tu kittehs
Wow. I didnot knoes that teh economies was so bad that kittehs has to share a tail!
Yesh. Dis kitteh iz ekonomiks ekspert. Himz shares tail wif da nayboor manx.
kitteh tail-o
Kitteh nawt playin Hide an seek…
Kitteh Lookin for Seekrit Chrissmuss gifts whut hoomin has hided
Nawteh kitteh! Him nawt noes dat Santacat kin sees him.
yesh him duz, he just doesn’t care berry much…all he has to do is use hims innocent eyes to git awai wif it
santcat bez not verie jolly if hez doin da bad stuf!
Oh Mai Gudness Grayshus Me!!! Teh kitteh is teh syz ob a sofah! Wut R teh peeps feedink him?! hao can tehy be so crool! Put teh porlidlkitteh awn a dyet nao! See hims tayul? taht shose yu teh syz teh polidlkitteh did awt to be!
Oh teh huge manatee!
roflmao repeetedsly, Ambercat!
me thinks dat cat haz dat fatyness frum da thankgiven
An Crissmuss int gonna maek it ennee bedderer!
Dat’s hao Sunny kitteh hieds. He hieds hed ownly and finks ifn he cant see meh, ai wont see himz. Silly kitteh but den ai ownly dopts silly kittehs lieks ai tells himz. Deer Sunny.
me dinks dat dis kitteh needz 2 b a like stalkr kitteh. hez da hiden 1. Hez so sneake!! me dinks he joen basement kats group
lol
I hides but I alwaes fergits to pay attenshun to detayls.
*hedesk*
oh, mai! *patte a la visage*
I found da sourse of al teh spelinmisses on da web… An it is infekshus. I’l nefa rite a proper spleled werd agin. Gaaaah11111!
poor thing
EEEP!! Nawt werked. try agen….
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