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no unnerstan- why u touch dis when ai iz so soft?
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an it duzn’t purr liek Ai do
o hai annipuss! conga ratz an tango skwrrlz tu yu! hao wood yoo laikz to sillyberate tudai? hawt chokklit wif marsmelloe possums innit (antisplort prevenshuningz)?
Dat sowndz gud – it iz still cawld an damp heer. Yesserdai it raned awl dai.
……… srry foar deeelay, sumbuddeh fowned … heer b huudge mug awf hawt chokklit, pink marshymellaowz flotign awn tawp!
An bai den, Ai had gone owt!
Ai haz teh EeePC (Teh lapytop in da pikshure), an it duz purr! Jus nawt like kitteh, thow.
OMG my capshun madeed teh front page! ai nebber saw mai capshun on teh fonting before!
*dansedansedanse wildly gyrating and swishing her floofy tail*
clappity, clappity wif big floofy paws fur kittyboocat.
*jumpz up adn down lotsa tiems*
*dans, dans, dans*
*grabs kittyboocat adn jumps up and down wildly wif her*
moar wild gyrations ensue.
*Joynz big-gladyz adn kitteebookat in wild dans*
*spinning adn hoppping!!
W00t!!! W000t!!!
>pantpantpant< oh, iz ub breath frum tew paiges ub dansedanseDANSE! *blushes* izza big dai fur me, afink iz mai nawt sekund frunt paigenezz!
*runs in circles and on the walls from the happy*
*leaps onto a pile of dirty dishes and tumbles smashing tew the floor but rises unhurt*
*blushes more*
Yay, kittyboocat!
I can has ur automagraf?
And ur ristwatch?
ha ha on yew LCB cuz ai gotta metal alergi an CANOTE WEARZ WATCHES!! but yew kin has dis sparly earing cuz it make me break owt!
snickur
BIG conga ratz to yus, kittyboocat! ifinkso u has a lissen to Little Minion, hoo asks me teh berry saem qweschun wen ai has to push her offa teh keybord.
Yay, KBC! Puts four fingers in mouth and whistles, loudly
Fluffage!
*SPLORT*
Oh, teh heartbreak of bein’ luffly! Small and snorgly!
an it maykse yu fierss elebenty taims a day!
LOL! soooo trooooo
Why yoo needs innernets? I be yoor Frendster furever!
Anni –
Gud morning! I feel mai feet dansing toward the Tye Boot Eek, where I’m sure there are hawt drinkies, freshly-baked goodies, and precious sparklies.
How are you this morning? Here in Yew Ess Aiiiieeeee is dark, cold, and should-be-asleep
Lunnun is cawld an damp, but fank CC it haz stopped raynin. Ai haz to go owt soon, but won’t haz 2 ware mai wadderpruffs!
Ohai Annipuss. *wabes frum cold,damp an fludded Westcountry*
Drove past teh River Avon this mornin, an is fludded an burst teh banks by teh dual cabbijway in ChipsnHam.
Is cold, but teh sun did shine earlier.
*Pops off to put teh Roast Beest an taters in teh obbin*
Ai hoep u aer hi an dri! Ai lib at teh top uv a hill, Iffn Ai get fludded, St Paul’s wud juss be a pimpul in teh water!
good moaning, TTIerz! we can haz SUN here after about elbenty daze 0 raining catzngoggies. lots of poodles.
at leest we has teh leg tree cities- at Searz, where i sorta werk fr da hollydaze [imagine episode wif Lucy Ricardo at the candy factoree, substitoot me at a cash register-who am NOT twain'd- wif elebentee peeps in line wanting da DoorbusterSale itimz wich ranout elebenty customerz ago adn no backup becuz Sears "has a budget" and duzn't haz coveraj. Peeps are akshully nicer dan i wood'v expekt'd tho] , we sold da last genurator from da floar (can’t order nun, eether) to a guy frm Maxachusetts n he bought it even wif partz missin .
oh, mah CC.
U poar fing. U has a brave.
*huggies and pattsees Mary O wiff teh hoofies*
conflapuulashuns, annipuss!
look tew me laik kitteh is writin a letter ob complaint to sumwun
kitteh is snorgalishus!
Whoa! Many-way brayde!
Beggin ur pardin, but Ai fink teh postins aer spread owt – nawt awl teh saem tiem.
An’ how r wii all this morning?
Annipuss = responses appear like cluster-bombs on mai screen. Duck and cover, ebereewun!
It’s Sonday, so the recreation center swimming pool will not open for another 5 or so hours. I gets the jitterrrrrrs when I has to weight to go do mai laps. An’ iz mush too cold to go for walkies. Tappity tappity tap go the toes, willing the tiem to pass with a kwikness…
i will skweez u nd snorgle yew and calls you kyooty pye
promiss?
yep!! i lurvs awl floofy kittehs. evin da stoopy kat in my howse gits lurved and snorgled–ebben wen she don wanna–witch is most of tym. but she wil sit near me jest owt of reech andd be cumpa… comp… soshul lyk. ai grew up wid goggys, but i gots a reely nyse kitteh a few yeers bak. he was reely prittee, angora/siamese mix. but da ebil peeps who gabe it to me lyed aboot his helth. i onlee had him ten munts beefor he dyed, but he was teh sweetest kitty to me. he was gone onlee 2 weeks befor mai hubby brawt current kitteh home. she was his sister’s kat. i not shur i still furgib him, but i trys. hur naym is madame mueshka (rymes with blueshka). she bery pritee awl black and has a dark maroon under fur. she lykked me befor i liked her… she avoided ebery one cept me. now she lurbe ebry one but she still come sit wid me.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!1!!
We has a SPLORT here ifinkso
Because you bite sometimes…
Kewtz. Needed dat 4 mah vur-tee-goe!
Oooooh is that a netbook? I want one
Cause iz have to git mai fix of teh lolcats, kitteh!
Dats a Kit-eee pc.
dats mi pooter!!!! is so smaullll
mah kitteh iz softr dan dat 1…. waaaah!
dat not fiar!!
Ittee Bittee Fur
Bawll Kitteh habz clebburr planz
4 jentill rubbinz
Fur Bawll Kitteh
juss habz 2 cubburr Majjik
Windo’z sawft Mowss Pad
Prittee Wun willz gibbz
lubblee Rubbinz awll day lawwwng
dis way. Kitteh smrt!
Jack.
Wow – teh kitteh iz mah Miranda Moon, I red her teh powem an she luz it.
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I weel snoogle you kitteh! *snoogle snoogle* I weel neber touch it agayn, I pwomise!
Jeez, that’s a tiny laptop. Even smaller than that kitten! O_O
It’s an Asus Eee netbook
Ah, kitteh, but can u do mai tacks return?
fankyoo mai hyumin for bain dis intel atom-based kat warmer
bcauze, kitteh,
masheen has pr0n
u do not
bbut but itz ghay pr0n
I ca haz upcoming?
Don’t you just wanna cup your hands around that little soft-soft?
Yes!!!!1!
Yesh, ai made shur he wuz long gone afore ai wented outside! Diz nayborhood nawt as nise as it ust tu beh! ]
Mai naybor mooved las yeer, an still der cat comes obber heer tu eet wenebber dey let hims outside. Dey lib bout 1/2 mile away, an dis litlol kitteh crossed pretty bizy street bai himself tu gets heer. Last time it happen, ai gabe da girlfrend frendly litlol lecture bout keepin him inside, her whine bout da James@Clumpinghorse.com catbox, etc. Last time bout 3 mo. ago him came tu our haus, lookt like goggie or coyote gotted hims. We call his cell, an dey taked him tu v.e.t. Den as soon as dey let hims outside, he’s bak heer next day. Ai gib girlfrend nudder frendly talkin tu, luks like dey let him out agin, cuz he on porch rite nau! Ai call guys cell phone, hope dey com an git him. An leeb him inside ware he safe frum cars an goggies. *kk4 ends lawng letter at last!*
Oh jeepers! (Sends buncha gud thots out to l’il kitteh…)
kk4 sez…??? Yu gawt naybor liek dis too?
Yoo Hooo…..Yooo Hoooo…
Yoo hoo….yoo hoo….
Yoo hoo, ai sees yoo!! *hedbonks rhsb*
Owch! U gots hard hed, KK.
rhsb…luuk jus bov ar commints heer, cattus cut an paste mai ledder frum before. *kk4 wunners wat dat awl about* da bloo linkee was nawt in mai ledder..thots?
I has no eyedea, KK.
oh that is teh strange.
Dat beh berry strange, aifinkso! Iz mai ledder..member win dat guy use mai fenc an bushes fur his bafroom, den da old naybor kitteh cums round tu be feds? Iz most odd…ai clikee on bloo name dat ai nawt put in der, an leeb mssg tu sez…yu gawt naybor like dis too…wassup? Mebbe ai nawt shuld hab dun dat, aifinks.
um… I don’t think I wudda done that… now he has ur email address! Too late now tho!
Let us know if you hear back.
Verrah odd, just to cc and paste someone else’s post, wif an email addr inserted…
Ai too impulsive sumtiems…Ai will keeps yu posted…ai gonna trys tu luuk fur dat post…tu sees if dey on da page…*makes frownee face* Dey nawt shuld be lettin kitteh outsides annyways…so der!
Leeza – I has maded desishun regarding teh gui at werk.
Ifn himz axk me owt, I gonna say yesh.
gud fur u!
Wots the worst that can happen…?
If u don’t ‘click’, u just don’t go out again…
Dat wut I wuz finkin.
Allo?? ennee buddy here???
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O dere u beez!!
oh hai fivez tu kk4 adn rhsb!!
Ohai, cween!
Hao u iz?
I bak frum deh Offiss Dee poe. Went adn printed up a buncha calendarz fur krissmess prezzeeez using sum uv mai fotoz. Dey lukking sew purdee, if I dew say sew mai sef.
Iz prolly berry purty.
Duz u haz fotografee az hobby?
Yup. I haz wun uv deh Canon EOS Digital cameraz. It takez berry gud pixorz. And it noez mor bowt foto grafeez dan I duz. :blushy fais: I hatez it wen machinez b smarter dan mii. But I du likez tu point adn shootz. Playing wif deh f-stopz adn deh lite meterz b deh Pleh! I haz a link frum mai blog tu mai foto albumz if u liking tu luk at deh pixorz… it b deh “Campory Pictures” link on deh top left. gotta warn u, u kud git losted wandering rownd mai foto albumz… i haz hunnerdz uf pixorz. : -D
Oh yesh, I lubs luukin at pikshurs.
Will chek it owt sumtyme.
I nawt has gud fotografee skillz, but I duz purrfur tew be awn teh “shootin” end of teh kamra.
I HATES habbin my pikshur taken! Teh fackt dat dere iz ackshully a pikshur of me awn heer iz a miraklol in an of itself.
U guies shud considder urselves berry speshul!
I no mean to jump in yer talkies, buts I has a Canon EOS too. I loves it berry much cuz itz shiney and smart!
Oh hai, cweenmj!! Ai hab a curius…der is post rite bov ars, from cattus. Cattus cut an paste mai post frum wen da homeless guy use mai hedges fur bafroom..den ai tawlk bout da kitteh frum naybor. Is most strang…ai clikee awn da bloo linkee…dai nawt putted dat on der…ai leevd letter..ai wunder if dis da naybor da let kitteh wander round…is mostest strang fing ai ebber seen!!
I wuz notissing dat.
I haz no idea wut b going on!!!!
most kureeus.
Y wud sumwun pasting ur stuff on heer???? Adn wut up wif deh emayo address in deh middlol u v it???
Iz awn cheezmap?
Mebbe iz mai old naybor? Ai notis dat da emeow linkee rite after da wurd whine…
Nope, no james at clumpinghorse dot com
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no Cattus on map eezer. *shrugz sholderz*
*shakes hed* ai trys to unsend mai ledder, but nawt ablol tu. Ai kin see wat up..ai google it, an sez dat dis guy hab 17th b’day wif piks ub meerkats awn it…*kk4 puts awn hur Nancy Drew hat, waits fur cloos*
okays, has anyone else notice that they rearranged teh stuffs on the right sied of the page… Can’t see teh latest lols anymores, I hates that! And underneath, I see something called Our Frendz but it’s not funkshunal.
Is it just me or do y’all see that 2? I hasn’t heard anyone mention this…
I notised it erlyur but kwite franklee, I gettin used ta stuffs bein awl wonky aroun heer latelee.
Ya, I notissed dat tu adn wundered “wuts up wif dat?” but, like u sed rhsb, thingz heer ben so wonky, itz hard tu b sprized at enneething. Adn if u klikking on deh calendar thingee, u duzn’t getting a calendar eezer. I thinking dis hole site b pritty much borkt.
Ai jes clikee on it…it gibs me sumfin call quicksprout wif sumone name james on der…ai bakd awai wif a qwikness.
HuH??? wen i kllikking on it, it goez tu quicksprout, but therez no jamez, iz a guy named Neil Patel…… berry stranj….
Oh, mai, cweenmj, yu da rite!! James is guy dat copy an paste mai post!! *kk4 loosens Nancy Drew hat fur bedder circlation in da branes*
Okay, I haz hypothetikul kwestun foar u awl an want ur thots:
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If u wanted tew kno sumfin but wuz sorta-kinda skeered ov wut anser cud be, wud u still axk it?
Aifinks yes, rhsb. Iz bedder tu noes da troof. Den yu kin noes xactlee wut is da reel fing. Ai sez yes, defnitlee!!
mebbee asking, but den putting deh pawz over deh eerz so u duzn’t haz tu heering deh anser…..Adn klosing deh iiz, tu. just in case u mite seeing sumfing u din’t wanting tu….. Adn mebbee hide behind deh couch… just in case sumfing cumz tu running u ober…..
Course, I may jes be over-analyzing fings, an if I axk teh kweshtun, I be luukin totally stoopy, an dont want to do enny damidj to teh frenship.
Tehn agin, time may be awl dats needed foar teh troof tew come owt.
Oooh, my achin hed…
Jes mai advise…ai always wanna noes da truth. It gonna comes out sooner or later. If yu nawt reddy tu heers it….jes be da careful roun dis person, nawt tells dem fings dat is da bery personal, or fings dat later on yu gonna wish yu nawt sed. Be da careful! Sumtiems dat feelin we git is fur a guud reeson. Iz CC tellin us tu watchy out!
Yesh, I tell myself, if u nawt wanna kno teh anser, nawt tew be axkin the kweshtun.
But den agin, rhsb, if yu finkin dat yu needs tu ask da qwestun, mebbe yu needs tu noes da anser? Duz yu hab bad feelins bout dis?
Iz jest sumfink I haz notised. Lyk I sed, it may awl be im my hed but it mite nawt be.
If iz nawt in my hed, tehn I wants to kno anser but also nawt wants to kno.
Kleer az mud, innit?
Ai heers yu lowd an cleer, gf!!
I can’t answer coz I’m no gud at hypotheticals.
I has to way the pros and cons, and consider teh consekwenses either way. Wot if it was this anser, wot if it was that….
I do taht tew, but tehn tehre iz teh pawsibilitee of teh anser bein sumfink u nawt thot of and then ur awl lyk OMCCWTFBBQ.
oh noes!
for some reason, I was thinking it was a yes or no question.
I has fownd tehre is rarely yesh or no anser. Dere iz awawayze teh “yabbut” an teh “nobut”.
Dis is wun case in witch I NAWT lyk teh but! *skwinks*
in truth, it would depend upon the question, and what the answer could mean, as in life or death.
Nope, not life or death.
i touch it because it’s an eeepc, and it’s really, really shiny. <3
G-Gaah!
*Splort*
I can has itteh bitteh kitteh pokkit pee-cee nao?
Awl ai wantz tudu iz tuchyu, kittoon Qtii! Sew sit yu on mai lap whyle ai tuchez tihs mashiin an ordurz yu sum kittoon triitz an toyz.
o/ my photo
She’s called Miranda Moon and is soooooo cute.
I’m on flickr at http://www.flickr.com/photos/khl
y doo yall speek kat? its so stupid!!!
luv the pics by the way.
Either dats big kitteh or teh laptop is small,.
You kids are messed up.
lol, furry