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i akshully prefer bachlor number 4.
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Teh Dating Game Bachler #1 Bachler #2 Bachler #3
i akshully prefer bachlor number 4.
picture: kittiecatd. lol caption: wonphatcat
Ai taek awl free!
DK! U gotted teh top spot!
*hi paws*
Wai fankees Leeza! Mai meezer halped mi by lying on teh keybord and warming it up fur mi!
did u see teh first lol today?
I thot abt u… splort warning if u hasn’t!!
YasH! So byootimus!
*wimpurrs* no sillabratoree drinkees n noms fur solo FFL?
*goes to join chopp’d livvah grrl*
Have sum hawt choklit?? And dansin to Frosty de Snowman? Altho it is 60 sum degrees heer todai.
Oh fnaks luvscatsva! Hawt choklit bees perfik! Iz grey n windee heer todai.
Cheez!
Ooh sry, werks is driving me rownd teh bend, I was alreddy way past teh corner and didn’t offur u drinks..
*has an ashamed*
doesn’t the word ‘kitten’ in this image completely void everything you people are? it doesn’t say ‘kitteh’, i mean come on! why couldn’t those people learn how to speak the lingo? they’re not ‘with it’ i guess.
what a bunch of retards
Please, if you dislike this site so much, why do you visit it? There is no need to be offensive. If it were less popular you might have a point, but surely the number of people who enjoy the innocent fun here is testament to the challenge of using a created language.
Adam, you can troll about spelling, whether the pic or the comments are funny, you can troll about many things…
But keep the “R” word out of it.
heer heer, Maus!
adam troll!!!
yes, i am a troll. i am not denying that. i don’t really care. just injecting a little logic in to the matter.
i still don’t get why you people talk like retards/cats.. yea.
Beree slo lerner…
Despite teh reference tew logic and matter (perhaps teh grey kind)..ape-ears to lack teh latter, which nullifies former.
how so? how is talking like an animal that can’t talk even slightly logical?
::sigh:: ::remember yor mantra native::
*ai refuse tew hab a battlol ob wits*
*wit an unarmed person*
Thx fur playin’. Moob alawng. Nuffin tew see here.
Tru, tru.
Adn nebber argue wif a troll, peeps mite not see teh difference.
Hard to resist teh temptashun, tho. *sigh*
LOL!
If you enjoy our silliness stick around for a laugh. If not, go to a site you do enjoy. We come here to take a breath and smile in our stressful days – you are really harshing my mellow. This is my happy place and I do not feel happy right now. And, seriously, the R word will not get you any friends worth having.
Riteawn, Galaxy! Ai hopes u feehl happee nau, deh dum-ole mean-ole troll naut wurt gettin abset abouts!
Dis purr boi cannd ebben tawk tu kittehs! Awww!!!!
don’t worry too much adam, I have friends who don’t get it either. However, they have the sense to leave it alone.
fair enough
had humin lik adam, pissd in boots. maibe same adam?
how about i piss on you?
Ai lyk to beleev dat peeps can chooz tu be kynd adn luving, rather than meen adn hurtful, if gibben teh chance. Heer in dis majikal playse we enjoy pretendin dat we’re as kyoot adn innisent as our kittehs (adn otter littul kreechurs), and come heer to enjoy eech otters company adn support.
Ur commints dont make for gud company or support. So play nice or go away.
U sed it gud! I stay away from threads on many other sites because the sweetness here is much harder to find than the bitterness everywhere else. Dat y dis mai happy place!
Ai post on site ub my nayberhud, an iz awl meen, an badwordz, an naste-plech! Heer isso refreshing and fun! An peeple support eechudder, naut tare eachudder down fur ebbryting dey say, like elseware.
Teh consitencies nawt to impawtant. I fink of the creatibity ov spelling as a renewed form of teh playful variability ov spelling in Elizabethan English.
Yesh, see hao edumakated wii reelee R???
*honk-shoo, honk-shoo*
creativity requires intelligence, not DEvolution
*sigh* adam, must you poke the anthill? Seriously it is sooo jr. high.
Dear Adam,
Regarding your second comment:
Point #2 – Because it’s fun. I normally just read the comments and I enjoy them greatly, LOLspeak or not.
Point #1 – Good logic requires accurate observation. If you will look again at the picture about which you are commenting, you may (or, sadly, may not) notice that the word “Kitten” is not a part of the caption. It is printed on the end of each box. The boxes were apparently shelf-display containers for something like kitten-safe flea repellent or a similar product. Someone took advantage of that and used them to make a cute photo, to which captions were then added.
I heartily endorse Dan’s idea – if you don’t understand it, leave it alone.
I shall now return to my quiet lurking and enjoy visiting Cheezland!
you have missed my point. my point was that it says kitten instead of kitteh.
doesn’t this go against everything this site is? doesn’t that go against the trendy lingo that everyone HAS TO USE?
i love the cat pics (and captions) but this stuff is idiotic.
Here’s a salient question then, Adam dear, since we offend your intellect with our less than perfect spelling and syntax….got any ORIGINAL thoughts in that head of yours???? If not, please go play hopscotch in traffic.
Sorry, peeps…bad day….and piffing of a COL ain’t a good fing tu do, letmetellyoudisnaow! My givadarner is borked an I be reddy to pound teh stuffins outta sumbunny.
Old age…it ain’t for sissies!
Frum wun COL 2 anuthr, ANOM! Adam needz a feu more yeers on him 2 figUR aowt wut iz BN important adn wut is nawt. Adn iff U can haz owld Enuf 2 B COL, U can haz teh stuffinbeetinrites, Aifinkso. Iz kinda sad taht himz nawt hazzin NE wimzeez N hims life. Sumtimez tahts wut gets us thru it.
PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTT!
U haz no manners.
U haz no joy in dis werld?
U be a bery sad, mad persun.
manners are for fake people
Teh wai ai unnerstan it, a “kitteh” is a full-grown cat, or eeven cats in genrul, while a “kitten” is spesiffikully a kitten.
But mebbe dats tu mush fur ur brayn to handul.
Yesh, “kitten” is allturn–altern–anodder spellin fur “kitn.”
Silleez.
Hey, COL, after u beets teh stuffin outin him, can us stuffs him agin an eets him? I haz gud ressypy fur Roast Troll. I goes getz mah pitchfork so we can see if hez dun.
LOLGIC??? Dis being teh Cheezlan – wii nawt needing no steekinging lolgic!! AI-fink-sew!!! (so, there!)
As I have said on a number of occasions…complaining about people talking lolspeak in ICHC is sorta like complaining about people talking French in Paris…
Anom, CP, anom!
Ohai dayr, Addumm:
Wayr iz it ritten
dat peepilz no can haz phunn?
ICHC iz
awll abowtz habbengz
phunn andz maykeeng noo frenz hoo
happenz 2 lubz petz
If wut we duz heer
awfendz U. Go ellsswayr! Ur
cawmmentz woan’tz beez missd
Jack.
tacos?
gud wun, Jack! liek awlwez
i dont kare abowt teh trolling, iz very predikkatble an we’z yoosed to it heer. but frowing arownd teh “R” wurd iz teh big bad fing. we duznt do taht heer, an we duznt wants peeples heer taht duz taht.
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sined,
teh luving auntie ob a liddle boy wif down syndrome, hoo haz a better purrsunality tahn teh peeplez hoo yooze teh “R” wurd kan eber dreem ob habbing.
Wehl, deh bawx hadda misspehlin atta manu…fackry…ware dey maeded it. Happins sumetimez!
An….adddum…..we finz diz berry relaxing an a harmlezz way to habba little mental refweshmint. Dohn like? Dohnt come! Plenne udder sites ware u kin play ur way!
As I’ve sedd befoar adam, it takes a LOT of imaginashun an intellegense to write in LOLcat. Yoo mait wanna put your sooperior attitood aside an tri it sum time. hoo nos, yoo mait have…(facepaw)..fun!
And I find your use of the “R” word as offensive as I find the use of the “N” word. Surely one as creative and brilliant as you can find a much less offensive word for those who are not as mentally capable as you.
Hear! Heer!
Dey awl luk appeelin 2 me!
Certunlee! Hmm… Ai fink I takes numbah tree. Luks liek hes got da rite idea.
Him sertanlee noz wut a kitteh doz bestest.
Bachler Numbah tree duzn’t luk lyke he be much funnz, acshully. Cyoot! buts not too lively….
Iz k. We can has naptiem togetur. Ah fink I needz naptiem rite nao. Zzzz…
O noes! Yew shud no taek nommer free, teh oring ones iz poisin, ‘member?!
bachelor nomber too, pweez
noes, nomber fwee. no, wayte Nomber wun!!
wot too doowottoodoo!!!
dis pikshur be in da Seerz Doorbuster Flyer. Be shure to get dere erleez!
“Kittn’s now availabul in handy multi pak wif conveenient dispencer”
*pssssssssssst sekkrit info: just becuz it sez “Az Adbertiz’d” on da stikky label on da shef, duzn’t meean it be a “sale” price- dey just twing to twik you…. but you dint hear it fwum me, ‘kay?*
adn awlsew, “as seen on t.v.” duznt maek a prodduck wurk beddur….ai still has “nads hair removal kit” nightmares….taht produck wuz full uv teh fayle….
An “nyoo Improobed” Ushoolee meenz it iz cheeper 2 maek an sowld at a hyer pries (an is wuss dan teh owld stile)
hehehehehehe, aaahhhhh…..ur sew funneh! heer, sher dis boatload uv fixh n chips wif meh. iffn ai ebur goestu TTI IRL, tahts wun uv teh nawt sekund fings ai wanna trai…..
uummm…ai ment tu spell f-i-s-h nawt f-i-x-h!!!
Bachler #3 is playin ded. Just like the mans in teh pickup bars when I approaches them.
Ai wunner wye! *runs awai wiv kwikkness*
U think its’ ’cause I drives my pickup into teh bar? Makes it hard for dancing, but u can stack many mens in teh back.
Famiss Amazon pickup lien: “You. Outsied. Nao.”
Teh bouncers says that to me a lot. U mean they is teh hitting on me? I means in addition to when they is rly hitting on me?
LOL This whole Thread!!!!
*kimkiwi nonchal… nunchal… nonsha… cazulee strolls ober to LCB’s pickup. rummijs around*
Hey LCB, kin ai pls taek this cyoot wun? Ai bringz him bak, wun dae.
Kthxbai
Ok, but don’t forget to rewind him or else u’ll has to pay a extry fee.
being south of the equator….would she wind ‘im the other way round?
Tehy only go teh ovver way round if ai flushink tehm down toylit. And ai DOES NOT WANT do taht.
How bouts ai sendz him bak all cleen and shiney – taht be ok?
Ooooh! Shiny.
Ai has speshul boy-buffink cloath – maeks tehm all shinee. Yew want borro?
U has a cloth that makes all teh bois buff?
WANT!
Hokay – herein yew goes.
Ai jist go chek teh man trap for fwesh katchis nd see if tehy in need of buffink.
Oar him is playeng asleep, lyk when ur dun wif em.
Helloooo…
Helloooo…
Zzzzzzzz…
*Slap*
Wakeup, ya knucklehead!
Lookit teh Maus! Lookit teh Maus!
kitteh #3 will prolly take the prize by being mistaken for the strong silent type
Aifinks #3 gonna fawl asweep on da nawt second date!
Bachler #3 cant stai out very laet.
How much for attractive set of kitteh organizizers? Does it come wif teh kittehs or is that extry?
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O hai, jajeh! How u is?
OOo, fine! Tank u fur asking! Ai alwayz liek seeing poztz frum mai fafurite burglaar!
Aww, shucks.
Here, u can has back ur ristwatch.
Order nau in tiem fur Chrismuss…..opera haters are standing buy!
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No one wantz number 1? I takes him tehn. He has a dark seid. I lieks that….
Dark seid, yes, but iz he a him? Ifinkso most torties iz hers.
drats.
sew much for truth in adversizing….
this show is rigged!!
they had bacheloretts…..not that I remember the show or anything…*ahem*
Oooh, I didnt fink tehy allowed so much latitude in teh gender selekshuns bak then…
Meh tortie iz gurl. Dis kitteh looks liek her.
wii iz ekwul opera-tuna-tea dayteenk gayme.
Ai wuz thinkin de same thing- ai think “bachelor” #1 playing fur both sydes…
um, do not want, sry… not that there’s anything rong wif that…
Ai haf to agrees, aifinkso! Tortie is a bebbeh gerl. Duznt madder too mee – Aid tayk nummber won enny day!
Were’s rhsb? Iffn seh wants to has playin teh datin gaem agin, seh cud start wif kittehs adn werk up…uh, down…to men.
RHSB sez she can’t post frum werk 2dai
i has to taek #2 iffen i wanna wear heels – hez tallest
& awwww, jest look at teh cute liddle teef marks nawed intew their boxies
Oh, yeah. Sry bout that. I had a hongry.
mai bee cardboard breef is why teh barmen plays dead fur yoo?
I hadn’t thinked of that.
*holds hand in front of mouf, exhales*
*passes out*
*comes to, eets elebenty breff mints*
aaawwww,el cee bee u doan wurree bout it. we lubs yu inspite uv ur…..breff issu…..
*sed wyle holding paw dis kreetly ober noes*
Lucky thing then that I didn’t go wif teh misseltoe over teh hed for my lolmas decoration!
*eats moar breff mints*
* brings in extry large bag ob ACME Dubblol Strenf Breff Mynts *
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* eyes mistletoe *
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* scampersawaiveryveryveryfast *
O hai, piggeh. U is back from ur vacations? Did u has a good time? Whut did u bring me?
Answer teh second question first.
* rummage rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack *
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Ai has bringed yu… * rummage rummage * …a selekshun ob… * rummage rummage * …byootimuss adn shinee… * rummage rummage *
* hands lolcatburglar seekrit prezunt *
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psst… plz tu NAWT sho teh otters, eet wus berry, BERRY spensib adn teh man inna shawp sed eet wus teh ownlee won liek eet inna hole whirrled!
*LCB is being kilt by teh suspense*
pfft… yu sea taht button nxt tu F6? yesh, dat won! :rolls eyes:
*F7, F7, F7*
It says this will turn caret browsing off. U shure u wants me to push that?
umm, yesh plzthx. Does yu meen yu say affer awl dis thyme as phlonquais adn TORmentor yu steel does nawt no dat ai no liek teh carets?
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pfft… C-H-O-K-K-L-I-T * points tu bag ob Terkeesh Deelite filled chokklit Canarees *
But… but… on ur resumay u sayed u lurved teh carets. Of couarse, that was when we was teh posing as a ginormous caret conglomerate to attract teh hi-kwality phlonquais material.
ai didn notiss teh teef marks! awwwww, tehy lubs tehr bockses!
kitty #3 Play ded
Maybeez he find out bachoolerette iz dog!
Batch o’lor #3 is bery layed bak, no?
kitteh #3 needz nu battry.
“Tom#2…. are you in touch with your femine side?”
“… No, If I ever got in touch with it, I’d be touching it all the time.”
…FTW!1!…
man, to have a restraining order sworn out against yerself……
Alright, who ate the turkey?
Teh lites in teh stoodio are tu hot: toastied bacheler 1 an melted bacheler 3. Bacheler 2 can has better SPFs in his makeups.
Oh, datz wadhappened! Ai wunnered wai nummer 3 was awl wilty! Berry oberbant, Duffy!
Oberbant=obsurrrbant
Ai luvz wai bacheler kitteh nummer 3 iz takkin a nap an duznt care hau de votin is going
Bacheler nummer 3….Bacheler nummer 3, are you…Er, Bacheler nummer 3???
ohai I ar back!
oh an I iz taking all free bachelorz in deh pic
demz iz cute
kthx bai
ohai, two_kittehs! Is u in Troy, nd if so, did yu haz ice storm?
I iz in Troi, Troi hadz deh ice-storm and it was bad
but I wuz in MD den, we decided to wait to drive up herez
till deh weather got bedderer
I iz in Troi
sitting on deh floorz
but I just connected mah pyooter to deh interwebz
an I has a happeh
still no can haz phone or TV
Eh, hu needz fone or tebee if yu haz pyotor?
Hopes yu iz enjoing teh exploring teh new nayborhoods. Do yu ski?
I haz nebber skid
but I wud lub to gib it a tri
I haz sno shooed manee tymes
when I wuz in Maine, It ar lubbly to go to Acadia and snowshoe
on demz backwood trailz in deh wintry weathah
Oooh, I lykes hearing that trays ov a Maine akksent in yr voyse, t_k.
Mebbe we can go ski or snowshoey sumtyme. Iz in toowarm Foridia nao, but will go bakk norf efter Christmuss.
oh fanks booklion!
Ski or snow shoey sounds gud
U iz in Floridah? I haz a jelus
Two_kittehs! Whoo Hoo! Hower u? U had a safe drive? Eye haz been lukin 4 u! Eye had a wurrie bout teh storm. Eye gonna send u an e-meow rite now. {{{{two_kittehs}}}}
Ohai Tribble! I iz gud, fanks {{{Tribble}}}
we no haz furnishoorz still
so I iz sitting on deh floorz
but I iz on ICHC so iz happeh
since we no could meet in MD U haz 2 come to Troi
and we can haz a cheezmeet in NY
booklion is here 2
We decided to stai in MD and only drove yesterday
kittehs drove meh crazee demz wuz crying
deh no wanted to moobe
U ONLEE DROVE YESSERDAI??? OH NOES!!! U meen eye cudda seen u?
Wii had a wrasslin match wear u used tu live in Mareeland on Wednesdai.
Eye thought u wuz gone! Eye just sended u an e-meow bout it.
Eye haz a beeg sad now.
Oh no beez sad tribble {{{tribble}}}
I will seez the emeow and answerz k..
Angelwaits an ai can has anser to questshun? Why a choklit possum for splort recubry?
Wye nawt?! Ai doan’t reelee noe – Ai fink dat chokklit iz gud fur moast fings tho!
heer-heer *lifts drink in salute*
Oh, cauz most (nawt awl) peeps that possums iz teh opposit of cyute, nd so they is teh antidote to teh cyutemness ov teh kittehs.
smammie would argue the point. as would Philip with his box o’possums.
that’s why I sed “nawt awl”.
I fink Phillipe yuses possums az a dating tekneek?
of course, apologies tendered
Aw, Dan, yu duzzn’t need to apologize.
But yr fine manners maykes my heart melty. Like chocolate.
*Offers Dan a choklitt possum*
Tanks fur splainin bout deh possums! AI mizzed dat wen it gawt started.
is becuz teh possums r nawt kwite as kyuut as the kittehs. will nawt put ur reesentlee splorted hed in danger.
Fangs, ebberybuddy – i has a happy to has anser, an a dubble happy to has anser taht maeks sense!
ai tinks #3 poisoneded himselfs! O_o
dis iz a nawt minor splortage event…good fing I has my JJ stun gwasses on and my eggstra strang Chrg … with lots ov Ducky tape…
Ofankyoo, eferybuddy, I now has an eerwurm!!!!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah,
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dah,
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaaaaah,
Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
(feem frum teh Dating Game)
(Mah age, let me NOT show it to you!)
I luvs yr nayme, Mad Librarian. Maykes me fink ov awl dose stories where teh library iz twisty and magimakul. Teh library in The Name of the Rose is my nawt skkund faborite, and the nexty wun iz the wun at the Unseen Unibersity. Then teh Borges library, I guess…
Iz uz a librarian 2 or U jus lubs books
or boff?
If yu aksing me, I nawt librarian, eben tho I haz teh instinks nd predlilikshuns ov a bokk akwishuns librarian. Books makykes me happy. A good book to read wif a kitteh on lap or beside, hawt choklit or a gud wine in frunt ov a fire efter a day ov hiking or skiing in teh cold… Dat’s a good day.
yes I wuz aksing Uz
bookz makez me happeh 2z
I alwaiz thot dat uz waz a librarian
purrhapz becoz of Ur nayme
Ai alwaz has a book at wurk, an ai reed a littul bit eech day wyl nommin mai lunches. Ai findz it berry tuff to nom lunches wiffout wun nao, lyk if ai finnishd wun an furgot to bringz anudder wun. Feels berry weerd, an ai hafta grab a magazhine tu fill in (but deyz nebber as gud as a book)
I noes! I reedz nd eets. I matches books wif food teh way sum peeps match wine wif fuds, and tries to make teh lunch and teh chapter end up at teh same time.
I IZ liberrian. If I no lubbs books, I in teh wrong perf…pref… bidniss, aifinkso!
Iz mennymenny good liberries out dere, fo’real and fo’madeup. I lubbs awl of dem.
Library space (L-space) FTW. I heart U.U.
Yu can get a doctorate badge frum Unseen University frum cmotdibbler.com
der b 2 plaices inna whirld da hab L-space- can u gess where?
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the liberry at u.u., ob corse, a-n-n-n-n-nd?
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da TY-BOO-teek ! yesh, aifinkso !
SAMS! How u is? Whare u been? Did u bring me a present?
Bachler #3 iz resting up fur hiz next “company” assignment aifinkso.
Chuck iz workin’ him tew hard.
Wut iz this Edit This fingamuhjiggy dat keeps showin’ up? I keep clickeeng it ownlee tew bii denied ebery tiem.
I has no idear whut U iz saying
where ar dis edit fingy?
I no can seez it
I ar using firefox tho
Ai awr yoosing teh fawks too.
It keeps showin’ up next tew the bloo naims
Like this: nativeca66 | Edit This
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Am ai teh onlee wun seeing it? On noes, it finally happened.
is deh padded cell, the neggst step?
Nawt again.
Surely it wuz bad enough ai had tew create uh delegate fur the voices, now ai hab tew make an oracle tew interpret the visions.
Wutz dis? Yoo dew?
::stuffs incense, golden idol, crystal ball, and divining rods bak in bag::
There it iz again!
Dis ‘posed tew goe down there ↓ unner LCB’s cawmint.
I sees it too. And I is teh sane.
*grabs randomly at imaginary flying bugs around hed*
whut iz on Ur head is dat a gnu style?
I hadda little trubbles wif teh lolmas lites. I don’t wanna talk aboutit. I just takes a cue from teh kittehs and pretendify that I meaned to do it like that.
It iz teh kyoot – dey iz jes stund. Por numbr fwee neber wented on teh sho bfor, so he nawt noes abowt teh speshul contax 2 filtr teh kyoot rayz.
Bachler #3 not that into U akshully
teh orange kitteh looks like someone let his air out…
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Test
dis remyndz me uv Whoos Lyn Iz It Newayz… u knoez, wen dey do da Dating Game skit? lolz
ai pik… bachellor…2! numba fwee is sleepin…
With my luck, I’d choose Bachler #3. What a bum!
Kitten #3, do you think you have a catnip problem?
no! I’ze cat on notnip!
Ai want allu dem
Bachelor #3 ROCKS
testing
I guess dey fixt what eveh wuz borked. sum wun sed commints wuz clozd on dis tred.
I tink bachler #1 iz a gurl.
Dat’s a bachlerette!
Bachelor #1 is a Bachelorette. Torties are only girls. It’s a genetics thing.
i iz teh votez 4 teh 3 bachaloret
I saw this picture on a friends Facebook website (taken by a friend of a friend) and was wondering if it was posted by her or stolen by someone and placed here. Whats the deal with copyright here?
hi there! i am the foster mum of these gorgeous kittens and yes 2 out of 3 on the dating game are males. From L-R: Pearl, Colin and Robert. Thank you Nan for your concern – i did not create this entry but because it is so cute i will not worry about copyright.
AKA
ai dare! i iz da foosta ma of da goorjus kittehs un yas too tout of free on da dabing gam iz mail. from L-R: Purrrl, Colun un Woburt. Thanx yof Nan for yur conbern – iz not crebate tihs entree butt becoz iz so koot iz not worriz boot cobewhite.
xox
awww i would choose the cute one in the middle <33
lolz i choose bachelor number three
bachelor numbr trree pleez
i wants teh batchlr # 2 plz