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Teh Dating Game



funny pictures of cats with captions

Teh Dating Game Bachler #1 Bachler #2 Bachler #3

i akshully prefer bachlor number 4.

picture: kittiecatd. lol caption: wonphatcat

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    • skwirrlgrrl says:

      DK! U gotted teh top spot!
      *hi paws*

    • adam says:

      doesn’t the word ‘kitten’ in this image completely void everything you people are? it doesn’t say ‘kitteh’, i mean come on! why couldn’t those people learn how to speak the lingo? they’re not ‘with it’ i guess.

      what a bunch of retards

      • annipuss says:

        Please, if you dislike this site so much, why do you visit it? There is no need to be offensive. If it were less popular you might have a point, but surely the number of people who enjoy the innocent fun here is testament to the challenge of using a created language.

      • Maus says:

        Adam, you can troll about spelling, whether the pic or the comments are funny, you can troll about many things…
         
        But keep the “R” word out of it.

        • adam says:

          yes, i am a troll. i am not denying that. i don’t really care. just injecting a little logic in to the matter.

          i still don’t get why you people talk like retards/cats.. yea.

          • stagehanddan says:

            don’t worry too much adam, I have friends who don’t get it either. However, they have the sense to leave it alone.

          • AngelPlume says:

            Ai lyk to beleev dat peeps can chooz tu be kynd adn luving, rather than meen adn hurtful, if gibben teh chance. Heer in dis majikal playse we enjoy pretendin dat we’re as kyoot adn innisent as our kittehs (adn otter littul kreechurs), and come heer to enjoy eech otters company adn support.

            Ur commints dont make for gud company or support. So play nice or go away.

            • galaxy says:

              U sed it gud! I stay away from threads on many other sites because the sweetness here is much harder to find than the bitterness everywhere else. Dat y dis mai happy place!

              • JAJEH says:

                Ai post on site ub my nayberhud, an iz awl meen, an badwordz, an naste-plech! Heer isso refreshing and fun! An peeple support eechudder, naut tare eachudder down fur ebbryting dey say, like elseware.

          • booklion says:

            Teh consitencies nawt to impawtant. I fink of the creatibity ov spelling as a renewed form of teh playful variability ov spelling in Elizabethan English.

          • JWLurker says:

            Dear Adam,
            Regarding your second comment:
            Point #2 – Because it’s fun. I normally just read the comments and I enjoy them greatly, LOLspeak or not.
            Point #1 – Good logic requires accurate observation. If you will look again at the picture about which you are commenting, you may (or, sadly, may not) notice that the word “Kitten” is not a part of the caption. It is printed on the end of each box. The boxes were apparently shelf-display containers for something like kitten-safe flea repellent or a similar product. Someone took advantage of that and used them to make a cute photo, to which captions were then added.
            I heartily endorse Dan’s idea – if you don’t understand it, leave it alone.
            I shall now return to my quiet lurking and enjoy visiting Cheezland!

            • adam says:

              you have missed my point. my point was that it says kitten instead of kitteh.

              doesn’t this go against everything this site is? doesn’t that go against the trendy lingo that everyone HAS TO USE?

              i love the cat pics (and captions) but this stuff is idiotic.

          • CrazyOldLady says:

            Here’s a salient question then, Adam dear, since we offend your intellect with our less than perfect spelling and syntax….got any ORIGINAL thoughts in that head of yours???? If not, please go play hopscotch in traffic.
            Sorry, peeps…bad day….and piffing of a COL ain’t a good fing tu do, letmetellyoudisnaow! My givadarner is borked an I be reddy to pound teh stuffins outta sumbunny.
            Old age…it ain’t for sissies!

            • eubie says:

              Frum wun COL 2 anuthr, ANOM! Adam needz a feu more yeers on him 2 figUR aowt wut iz BN important adn wut is nawt. Adn iff U can haz owld Enuf 2 B COL, U can haz teh stuffinbeetinrites, Aifinkso. Iz kinda sad taht himz nawt hazzin NE wimzeez N hims life. Sumtimez tahts wut gets us thru it.

          • OnleeKitteh says:

            PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTT!
            U haz no manners.
            U haz no joy in dis werld?
            U be a bery sad, mad persun.

      • AngelPlume says:

        Teh wai ai unnerstan it, a “kitteh” is a full-grown cat, or eeven cats in genrul, while a “kitten” is spesiffikully a kitten.

        But mebbe dats tu mush fur ur brayn to handul.

        • doctorcat says:

          Yesh, “kitten” is allturn–altern–anodder spellin fur “kitn.”

          Silleez.

          Hey, COL, after u beets teh stuffin outin him, can us stuffs him agin an eets him? I haz gud ressypy fur Roast Troll. I goes getz mah pitchfork so we can see if hez dun.

      • Karen says:

        LOLGIC??? Dis being teh Cheezlan – wii nawt needing no steekinging lolgic!! AI-fink-sew!!! (so, there!)

      • CottlestonPie says:

        As I have said on a number of occasions…complaining about people talking lolspeak in ICHC is sorta like complaining about people talking French in Paris…

      • Jack Deth says:

        Ohai dayr, Addumm:

        Wayr iz it ritten
        dat peepilz no can haz phunn?
        ICHC iz

        awll abowtz habbengz
        phunn andz maykeeng noo frenz hoo
        happenz 2 lubz petz

        If wut we duz heer
        awfendz U. Go ellsswayr! Ur
        cawmmentz woan’tz beez missd :-)

        Jack.

      • lunarmommy says:

        i dont kare abowt teh trolling, iz very predikkatble an we’z yoosed to it heer. but frowing arownd teh “R” wurd iz teh big bad fing. we duznt do taht heer, an we duznt wants peeples heer taht duz taht.
        .
        sined,
        teh luving auntie ob a liddle boy wif down syndrome, hoo haz a better purrsunality tahn teh peeplez hoo yooze teh “R” wurd kan eber dreem ob habbing.

      • JAJEH says:

        Wehl, deh bawx hadda misspehlin atta manu…fackry…ware dey maeded it. Happins sumetimez!

        An….adddum…..we finz diz berry relaxing an a harmlezz way to habba little mental refweshmint. Dohn like? Dohnt come! Plenne udder sites ware u kin play ur way!

      • mugglemary says:

        As I’ve sedd befoar adam, it takes a LOT of imaginashun an intellegense to write in LOLcat. Yoo mait wanna put your sooperior attitood aside an tri it sum time. hoo nos, yoo mait have…(facepaw)..fun!
        And I find your use of the “R” word as offensive as I find the use of the “N” word. Surely one as creative and brilliant as you can find a much less offensive word for those who are not as mentally capable as you.

  1. annipuss says:

    Dey awl luk appeelin 2 me!

  2. maryOspockn says:

    bachelor nomber too, pweez

  3. Bachler #3 is playin ded. Just like the mans in teh pickup bars when I approaches them.

  4. Maus says:

    Helloooo…
    Helloooo…
    Zzzzzzzz…
    *Slap*
    Wakeup, ya knucklehead!

  5. stagehanddan says:

    kitteh #3 will prolly take the prize by being mistaken for the strong silent type

  6. kerrykatz4 says:

    Aifinks #3 gonna fawl asweep on da nawt second date!

  7. Meezer Mom says:

    Bachler #3 cant stai out very laet.

  8. How much for attractive set of kitteh organizizers? Does it come wif teh kittehs or is that extry?

  9. skwirrlgrrl says:

    No one wantz number 1? I takes him tehn. He has a dark seid. I lieks that….

  10. 2minions says:

    Were’s rhsb? Iffn seh wants to has playin teh datin gaem agin, seh cud start wif kittehs adn werk up…uh, down…to men.

  11. i has to taek #2 iffen i wanna wear heels – hez tallest
    & awwww, jest look at teh cute liddle teef marks nawed intew their boxies

  12. krissii says:

    kitty #3 Play ded :D

  13. Q. says:

    Batch o’lor #3 is bery layed bak, no?

  14. cyndi says:

    kitteh #3 needz nu battry.

  15. rodney dill says:

    “Tom#2…. are you in touch with your femine side?”
    “… No, If I ever got in touch with it, I’d be touching it all the time.”

  16. rodney dill says:

    Alright, who ate the turkey?

  17. Duffy says:

    Teh lites in teh stoodio are tu hot: toastied bacheler 1 an melted bacheler 3. Bacheler 2 can has better SPFs in his makeups.

  18. JAJEH says:

    Ai luvz wai bacheler kitteh nummer 3 iz takkin a nap an duznt care hau de votin is going

  19. JAJEH says:

    Bacheler nummer 3….Bacheler nummer 3, are you…Er, Bacheler nummer 3???

  20. two_kittehs says:

    ohai I ar back!

    • two_kittehs says:

      oh an I iz taking all free bachelorz in deh pic
      demz iz cute
      kthx bai

      • booklion says:

        ohai, two_kittehs! Is u in Troy, nd if so, did yu haz ice storm?

        • two_kittehs says:

          I iz in Troi, Troi hadz deh ice-storm and it was bad
          but I wuz in MD den, we decided to wait to drive up herez
          till deh weather got bedderer

          • two_kittehs says:

            I iz in Troi
            sitting on deh floorz
            but I just connected mah pyooter to deh interwebz
            an I has a happeh
            still no can haz phone or TV

            • booklion says:

              Eh, hu needz fone or tebee if yu haz pyotor?
              Hopes yu iz enjoing teh exploring teh new nayborhoods. Do yu ski?

              • two_kittehs says:

                I haz nebber skid
                but I wud lub to gib it a tri
                I haz sno shooed manee tymes
                when I wuz in Maine, It ar lubbly to go to Acadia and snowshoe
                on demz backwood trailz in deh wintry weathah

                • booklion says:

                  Oooh, I lykes hearing that trays ov a Maine akksent in yr voyse, t_k.
                  Mebbe we can go ski or snowshoey sumtyme. Iz in toowarm Foridia nao, but will go bakk norf efter Christmuss.

    • Tribble says:

      Two_kittehs! Whoo Hoo! Hower u? U had a safe drive? Eye haz been lukin 4 u! Eye had a wurrie bout teh storm. Eye gonna send u an e-meow rite now. {{{{two_kittehs}}}}

      • two_kittehs says:

        Ohai Tribble! I iz gud, fanks {{{Tribble}}}
        we no haz furnishoorz still
        so I iz sitting on deh floorz
        but I iz on ICHC so iz happeh
        since we no could meet in MD U haz 2 come to Troi
        and we can haz a cheezmeet in NY
        booklion is here 2
        We decided to stai in MD and only drove yesterday
        kittehs drove meh crazee demz wuz crying
        deh no wanted to moobe

        • Tribble says:

          U ONLEE DROVE YESSERDAI??? OH NOES!!! U meen eye cudda seen u?
          Wii had a wrasslin match wear u used tu live in Mareeland on Wednesdai.
          Eye thought u wuz gone! Eye just sended u an e-meow bout it.
          Eye haz a beeg sad now.

  21. 2minions says:

    Angelwaits an ai can has anser to questshun? Why a choklit possum for splort recubry?

  22. halfbeast says:

    ai tinks #3 poisoneded himselfs! O_o

  23. catslave says:

    dis iz a nawt minor splortage event…good fing I has my JJ stun gwasses on and my eggstra strang Chrg … with lots ov Ducky tape…

  24. TheMadLibrarian says:

    Ofankyoo, eferybuddy, I now has an eerwurm!!!!

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah,
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dah,
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaaaaah,
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
    (feem frum teh Dating Game)
    (Mah age, let me NOT show it to you!)

    • booklion says:

      I luvs yr nayme, Mad Librarian. Maykes me fink ov awl dose stories where teh library iz twisty and magimakul. Teh library in The Name of the Rose is my nawt skkund faborite, and the nexty wun iz the wun at the Unseen Unibersity. Then teh Borges library, I guess…

      • two_kittehs says:

        Iz uz a librarian 2 or U jus lubs books
        or boff?

        • booklion says:

          If yu aksing me, I nawt librarian, eben tho I haz teh instinks nd predlilikshuns ov a bokk akwishuns librarian. Books makykes me happy. A good book to read wif a kitteh on lap or beside, hawt choklit or a gud wine in frunt ov a fire efter a day ov hiking or skiing in teh cold… Dat’s a good day.

          • two_kittehs says:

            yes I wuz aksing Uz
            bookz makez me happeh 2z
            I alwaiz thot dat uz waz a librarian
            purrhapz becoz of Ur nayme

          • AngelPlume says:

            Ai alwaz has a book at wurk, an ai reed a littul bit eech day wyl nommin mai lunches. Ai findz it berry tuff to nom lunches wiffout wun nao, lyk if ai finnishd wun an furgot to bringz anudder wun. Feels berry weerd, an ai hafta grab a magazhine tu fill in (but deyz nebber as gud as a book)

            • booklion says:

              I noes! I reedz nd eets. I matches books wif food teh way sum peeps match wine wif fuds, and tries to make teh lunch and teh chapter end up at teh same time.

        • TheMadLibrarian says:

          I IZ liberrian. If I no lubbs books, I in teh wrong perf…pref… bidniss, aifinkso!

          Iz mennymenny good liberries out dere, fo’real and fo’madeup. I lubbs awl of dem.

      • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

        Library space (L-space) FTW. I heart U.U.

  25. nativeca66 says:

    Bachler #3 iz resting up fur hiz next “company” assignment aifinkso.

  26. nativeca66 says:

    Wut iz this Edit This fingamuhjiggy dat keeps showin’ up? I keep clickeeng it ownlee tew bii denied ebery tiem.

  27. WinklesTheHamster says:

    It iz teh kyoot – dey iz jes stund. Por numbr fwee neber wented on teh sho bfor, so he nawt noes abowt teh speshul contax 2 filtr teh kyoot rayz.

  28. rigsmom says:

    Bachler #3 not that into U akshully

  29. Mira8 says:

    teh orange kitteh looks like someone let his air out…

  30. kitteh2jewel says:

    dis remyndz me uv Whoos Lyn Iz It Newayz… u knoez, wen dey do da Dating Game skit? lolz

  31. ai pik… bachellor…2! numba fwee is sleepin…

  32. zeldapie says:

    With my luck, I’d choose Bachler #3. What a bum!

  33. D.R. says:

    Kitten #3, do you think you have a catnip problem?

  34. nismo says:

    Bachelor #3 ROCKS

  35. luvscritters says:

    testing

  36. luvscritters says:

    I guess dey fixt what eveh wuz borked. sum wun sed commints wuz clozd on dis tred.

  37. Green says:

    I tink bachler #1 iz a gurl.

  38. TKatt says:

    Bachelor #1 is a Bachelorette. Torties are only girls. It’s a genetics thing.

  39. morgan says:

    i iz teh votez 4 teh 3 bachaloret

  40. Nan says:

    I saw this picture on a friends Facebook website (taken by a friend of a friend) and was wondering if it was posted by her or stolen by someone and placed here. Whats the deal with copyright here?

  41. kittiecatd says:

    hi there! i am the foster mum of these gorgeous kittens and yes 2 out of 3 on the dating game are males. From L-R: Pearl, Colin and Robert. Thank you Nan for your concern – i did not create this entry but because it is so cute i will not worry about copyright.

    AKA

    ai dare! i iz da foosta ma of da goorjus kittehs un yas too tout of free on da dabing gam iz mail. from L-R: Purrrl, Colun un Woburt. Thanx yof Nan for yur conbern – iz not crebate tihs entree butt becoz iz so koot iz not worriz boot cobewhite.

    xox

  42. Funnycat says:

    awww i would choose the cute one in the middle <33

  43. Puss_in_Prada says:

    lolz i choose bachelor number three

  44. kristen says:

    bachelor numbr trree pleez

  45. Mcalle14 says:

    i wants teh batchlr # 2 plz


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